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You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
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You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Hot94%Soft94%Sweet88%Violent81%Exciting75%Shy50%Wet50%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com i was to hot to handle here is what i wanna know should i just be friends or should i have a relationship that normally sours which what happened to all the people who date and or wanna date it seems that most people don't wanna do anything chat or anything else it seems that most people will talk and then they run so what's up with that and i have a friend that stands me up every weekend and i have one that seems that she don't even give a crap where's all the women that wanna go out and just hang out and i just wanna get out and have some fun and go from there oh well!!!!!!
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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com You scored as Diamond Eyes. You are full of confidence, just don't let it go to your head. Its great to know your worth it! Isn't it:D Just remember those of us down here. You are probably quite popular.Diamond Eyes67%Eyes full of Pain33%Mysterious17%Passion17%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com Sarah -- [adjective]:Fuzzy to the touch 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have high neuroticism. It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed. You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully. You tend to be emotionally reacti
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Joke of the Day ~ Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the
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You are 33% evil You are not so evil. You are overall a nice person, although I wouldn’t want to get on your bad side. You have an extravagant imagination. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Carla's sexual nickname: "Playboy Bunny" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Marius100%Dracula92%Lestat67%Armand58%Louis58%Angel58%Blade58%Deacon Frost58%Spike50%Akasha50%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com
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1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you wisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you? Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You
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What color is your Soul Fire? PINK! You have a pink Soul Fire. Pink means you are sweet and like helping people, even if you don't know them. You like the quite more than a raging party. You always see the good in people and hate it when romours run around. But, sometimes people take advantage of your trustworthy ways and leave you badly scared emotionally. But you always pick yourself up and move on, looking on to a brighter tommorrow.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Read My ResultTake the Test
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Okay My hometown bites....Im sick of it here....Just because Im bisexual and emo ppl look at me as if Im a physco bitch or something... Im just like everyone else but Im a little different...out of the 2000 ppl in my town 15 r emo and 3 r bisexual...Its pretty fucked up...My mom has finally disowned me and my friends well r talkin shit about me cause I tried pot big deal its not that bad of stuff..hehe.... well thats it Tesa You scored as really f***ed up!!. Way to go your REALLY F***ED UP!! I recommend getting some counsiling before you hurt someone really f***ed up!!94%kinda f***ed up88%normal50%How F***ed up are you?created with QuizFarm.com
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sylvain -- [noun]: A steamy steamy shower You scored as You are like the best kisser ever. You are the best kisser alive!You are like the best kisser ever92%So-so42%Worst kisser ever!0%How GOOD of a kisser are you??created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Poison87%Disappear80%Natural Causes67%Bomb60%Suicide60%Gunshot
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You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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I don\'t agree with all of this... How well do you remember the 80\'s? Totally Awesome, Totally Tubular, TYou know every 80\'s song by heart, and will sing them on request. A day spent watching The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Mr. Wizard, or Inspector Gadget would totally rock; and you know about \'I love the 80\'s\', \'I love the 80\'s Strikes Back!\', and \'I love the 80\'s: 3D\' and wonder the the hell is taking so long for the next installment! Take this test Which NCIS Character are you? ZivaThe badass tough chick in the group who isn't affarid to do anything. You rock! Take this test You scored as Bdsm. Hurray! you god bdsm you like kink and love, and you wanna show it with either leather, whips or other things. congratulationsBdsm82%Boobies/nipples71%Gay/Lesbian54%Anal54%Anime54%Tb/dl4
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You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Jeff -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Your Kissing Purity Score: 9% Pure For you, it's all kiss and no talk. You're in a permanent lip lock. Kissing Purity Test The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you. With respect to money, you spend carefully and save your pennies. You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities. The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby, then select someone you like. Who's The True You? Global Personality Test Results Stability (80%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.. Orderliness (30%) low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, w
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Whips83%Chains/Handcuffs67%Biting67%Blood33%Blind Folds8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com 1. A is for age: 21 on March 12th 2. B is for beer of choice: none 3. C is for career right now: Factory Worker 4. D is for your dog's name: the one I used to have was CJ 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Bra 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Supernatural 7. G is for favorite game: God Of War 8. H is for Home town: Mt. Washington 9. I is for instruments you play: Making glasses sing, does that count? 10. J is for favorite juice: Apple/Prune 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: Jessica 12. L is for last place you ate: BurgerKing 13. M is for marriage: looking like
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Emma Dudley -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah-she got a 38. Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who sent it placed their score in the subject box. Don't peek but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now......not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so..... Grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question. Make sure to change t
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Tifffinie's lame-ass excuse to break up: "I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand." 'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com Tifffinie's lame comeback line:"I was with yo mamma last night... she's really not all that good in bed but I guess you already know that" 'What is your lame comeback line?' at QuizGalaxy.com 15 December 1988 Your date of conception was on or about 24 March 1988 which was a Thursday. You were born on a Thursday under the astrological sign Sagittarius. Your Life path number is 8. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2447510.5. The golden number for 1988 is 13.
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Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people You are sad because of your griefTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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What Evanescence song are you?[many outcomes + wonderful pictures] Your Evanescence song is: Forever Gone, Forever YouYou were with someone who only brought you pain into your life. But you couldn't see all this until it was over. Now when you know the truth it'll be easier for you to accept your partings. Your goal now should be to try to find yourself and deal with your pain.Walking away I see the painYou put me throughTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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What Dark Word Represents You? [anime pics] Your word is: Numb. You may have felt much before, maybe even too much. But now there is nothing or hardly anything left of the emotions. Emotional pain is probably the cause of this, but it's not like you care. To you everything is meaningless, life is without flavour and you wonder when it will end. Though you hardly feel sad, you aren't seen happy so often either. Perhaps someday you will be brought back to life.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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How is your soul? [pics] Your soul is broken.You are living through a lot of pain everyday that you have to deal with, which is making you sorrowful. No one ever stays by your side when you truly need them and no one ever will. Everything is hopeless and tragic and you keep yearning for the day you will be free from pain. Love is unlikely to happen to you because you isolate yourself and are suspicious of peoples motives. You stand in the shadows of the world, watching what you can never have. The bruises you carry never seems to heal, your mind is dark and no one seems to understand or wants to help. As always, you will be alone in the world, fighting your dark thoughts by yourself.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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What is your element? [with pics + detailed answeres] Your element is Darkness. You are the truly evil one with a black heart and no soul. People avoid you since you cause so much trouble and enjoy seeing others in pain. You would like nothing more than to rule this earth and be hailed by all. Everyone is annoying and stupid anyway and are a waste of oxygen. You are probably a cast-away from society and family and have had a tough life where you learned to live the hard way. Now you want revenge on your pain and can no longer feel love nor care. You do not wish to befriend anyone and you certainly do not wish to be in love. As a student of having learnt everything the hard way, you tend to be manipulative when you want something for yourself. In your head there is only you that matters, and why shouldn't it? No one cares about you so why should you? In school you probably ditch classes and go somewhere else instead of sitting in a classroom. It is not that you are stupid, be
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What is your connection with darkness? [pics] Your connection with darkness is through your depression. Hated, sad and often feeling lonely, there is only a few that appreciate the real you. You tend to keep to yourself and away from the world since you don't want to be hurt and betrayed again. Music gives you the understanding you need to get through; it's your "therapy". Or you express yourself through art or writing to get emotional releases. Chances are you're also an anti-social person, who only enjoys spending time with close friends, if even that. The world has finally showed it's true face for you it feels, and you wish life wasn't this miserable to live through. Maybe you'll find happiness in the future, but right now you're simply hiding away from the world. Who needs people anyway?Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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What Type of Person Are You? [pictures + detailed results] The pessimist - The whinerPeople in this category usually have a very gloomy outlook on thing in general, trapped within a dark mind. Most of the times, it is past events that has made them pessimistic. Most likely they lived through a few unfortunate events and/or hardships that made quite a large impact on them. Now they seem to believe they have been cursed with bad luck, for nothing ever do go their way. Positive scenarios they gladly live through, but later proclaim them as a coincidence or shrug them off. Positive things never leaves them a great, lasting impression, and they tend to hold onto events which went badly. Pessimists are seen as "party poopers" if they were to voice out their opinion. It is not that they want to live life this way, but they found that life will be unfair whether they want it to or not. Therefore they have adjusted, albeit reluctantly. They want things to be better, but seldom do any
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More fun from the greatness that is Rhine'-land 1. Who were you with Friday night? the bf & my daughter 2. What woke you up this morning? my alarm clock blaring 3. Where are you? puter in my bedroom 4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day? hopefully, since its Friday. 5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? bf this morning, my daughter tonite 6. When was the last time you cried? almost did today.. did last sat. 7. What were you doing at 10 last night? watching tv zoned out in bed 10. What were you doing at midnight? tossing and turning in bed 12. Ever thrown up from a roller coaster or an amusement park? NOPE 13. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? possibilities... 14. Would you take a bullet for anyone? my daughter definately.. maybe a few others 15. Where would you like to live? atl 16. What kind of home would you like? contemperary... modern.. lots of convenience.. but comfy 17. What do you want to be when you grow up? secure in mys
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You scored as Shadow Spirit. You are a very strange being. Like nothing anyone has ever seen. You are a Shadow Spirit. You weren't born this way. This happened because you were betrayed so many times in life you just gave up. Don't forget; there are people out there who are just like you...you just have to find them first.Shadow Spirit100%Drow92%Dragon92%Sorceress83%Goddess75%Wolf67%Vampyre50%Zombie50%Elf33%Faerie8%
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You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You? well.. Thats accurate! O.o Neskia, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > TYPE P You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give. This means that: You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you wan
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What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract models! Congrats, something about you makes those model-quality people flock to you. This is good for obvious reasons - they look great, just having them nearby attracts other models, and it opens doors for you - like exclusive clubs and whatnot. If you are seeking pure physical beauty, you are all set. If you are seeking someone that is not cynical and slightly bitter about humans in general, someone focused on the human condition and intellect, then you are out of luck - but who cares, you attract models!You attract unstable people! You attract Yuppies! You attract geeks! You attract artsy people! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?
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If you went to hell, what role would you play?PunisherYou get the joy of torturing countles people every day for those who wont cooperate or those who try to escape. Your strong and focused.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.You attract rednecks! You attract artsy people! You attract geeks!
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Your Birthdate: December 4 You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined. Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation. Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you. You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively. Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness Your power color: Navy blue Your power symbol: Shield Your power month: AprilWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean? Your Name Is Pretty Sexy! :) Your name scored 102 in the "How Sexy Is Your Name Test" How Sexy Is Your Name?
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- Kara's Sexy Acronym - Kis for...KissableAis for...AppetizingRis for...RousingAis for...Arousing The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com - Kara's Sexy Acronym - Kis for...KeenAis for...ArousingRis for...RisqueAis for...Attractive The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com Kara will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ____??? I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. []1 []2 []3 []4 []5 []6 []7 []8 []9 []10 What would you want me to be to you? [] Friend [] Girlfriend/Boyfriend [] Friend with benefits [] Husband/Wife Would u give me your number if so let me get it? _____________________ Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you? [] Yes
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You have a sexual IQ of 112 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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WHO LIKES YOU??? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number WITH the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I used to like you 2-I used to love you 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I want to do you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u rite now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you but its starting to
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You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete co
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Getting to know me. 25 questions! 1. Where were you 3 hours ago? Here 2. Who are you in love with? Not Tellin 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No...ewww 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yup...but I\'ll Let Your Imagination Work 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? hmmm..ages ago 6. Are you wearing socks right now? Nope 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? Nope...Damn Klunker.....opps, just lost my bumper 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 3 weeks ago 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Nope 10. Are you hot? Hmm, You Tell Me 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee 12. What are you wearing right now? Again, Let Your Imagination Run Wild ! 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? Car Wash Do It, cant figure out how to keep the roller brushes from washing ME 14. Last food that you ate? Ummm...OH ! You said FOOD 15. Where were you last week at this time? sitting right here 16. Have you bought a
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- Lorie's Sexy Acronym - Lis for...LewdOis for...OpenRis for...RavishingIis for...ImpassionedEis for...Enticing The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com Lorie -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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There was a couple who took a trip to England to shop in a beautiful antique store to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. They both liked antiques and pottery, and especially teacups. Spotting an exceptional cup, they asked "May we see that? We've never seen a cup quite so beautiful." As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the teacup spoke, "You don't understand. I have not always been a teacup. There was a time when I was just a lump of red clay. My master took me and rolled me pounded and patted me over and over and I yelled out, 'Don't do that.'" "'I don't like it! Let me alone,'" but he only smiled, and gently said; 'Not yet!'" "Then WHAM! I was placed on a spinning wheel and suddenly I was spun around and around and around. 'Stop it! I'm getting so dizzy! I'm going to be sick!', I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, quietly; 'Not yet.' "He spun me and poked and prodded and bent me out of shape to suit himself and then he put me
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Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then pass it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, This is the real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Energetic. Predicts future. GREAT kisser. Always gets what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The BE
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Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You Are The Devil You don't represent evil, but you do represent the animalistic side of humans. You demonstrate what happens when we listen to our first instincts. At times you tend to be materialistic and hedonistic, giving in to temptation. Admit it, you're guilty of acting first - and forgetting to think later! Your fortune: Right now, you may be having a difficult time as a result of choices you have made. You need to think about what's important in your life, and discover what chains you down. It is the time to acknow
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Which God or Goddess are you? Your Result: Aphrodite Greek Goddess of Love You are a beautiful seductress. Your first thoughts are always in the interest of love. Your focus is on passion, romance, and sexual escapades. Make love not war is your motto.Dionsyus Greek God of Wine Hades Greek God of the Underworld Ares Greek God of War Zeus Greek King of the Gods Artemis Greek Goddess of the Hunt Which God or Goddess are you?Quizzes for MySpace The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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table>A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: BrandiNickname(s): Age: 23Birthday: October 31Birthplace: Bloomington IlliniosCurrent Location: Bloomington IlliniosEye Color: hazelHair Color: blondeHeight: 5'9Weight: 150lbsLefty or Righty: rightZodiac Sign: scorpioWhat Do You Drive: CarScreenname: hazeleyedblonde22{---Favorites---}Color: Black and redNumber: 8Band: buckcherryMusic Genre: country and r and bTV Show: law and orderMovie: snakes on a planeActor: patrick swazey he is hot in dirty dancingActress: drew barrymooreqKind of Movie: horrorCartoon: adult swimSport: wrestling...john cenaFast Food Restaurant: taco johnsFood: tacosIce Cream: half bakedCereal: cinnamon toast crunchCandy:
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>The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. > >READY????? Here we go! > This is a test for us old kids! > The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. > > READY????? Here we go! > > 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, > the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, > someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he > leave behind?____________ > > 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all > watched them on The __________________ Show. > > > > 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." > > 04. "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been > changed______________! " > > > > 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________" > > 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi , we "danced" > under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called > the "_____________."
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What Mystical Creature is in your soul? ( With Pictures) There's a Dragon in your soul. You are very wise and like to give people advice. You mostly feel like you are misunderstood and don't like a lot of people around you. 2 or 3 friends are enough. You can be very emotional but because of your intelligence you have the power to go on and find a solution. You are wise, but nobody can solve all problems alone, so don't turn away from everybody and ask for help sometimes too. That way, problems will be much easier to solve.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code My score on The LONG Scientific Personality Test: ISFJ-The Protector
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What's Kinda Drunk Are you?The Happy DrunkLet the good times roll! When you’re out drinking with your friends, you’re there to have a good time and nothing more. Isn’t that what drinking is all about? You’re a blast to be around when it’s time to celebrate; always the life of the party. Who wouldn’t want to drink with someone who’s always cheerful and up for a good time? In your case, alcohol is not a depressant because in the midst of total drunken bliss, you always manage to fill the night with a whole lot of fun and laughter.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.The Midland Philadelphia The West 
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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: How often do you like to have sex?: Is sex a top priority for you?: Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: How do you feel about one night stands?: How many one night stands have you had?: What's your favorite position?: Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Do you get off first or do they?: Do you like kissing during sex?: Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: How old were you when you lost your virginity?: How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: What does your favorite f
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hey everyone come show your support. rate and comment this ladies. lets see whos the hottest milf . began on april 18 at 1am ends april 25 at 1am http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=416903&albumid=314374 Body: THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. U ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HONESTLY BELOW AND SEND IT TO MY INBOX. THEN REPOST THIS AS "THE FREAK QUIZ" SO SOMEONE CAN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. > > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Dick/Boob Size: > > 4. Favorite position (s) ? > > 5. Do you think i'm hot? > > 6. Would you have sex with me or make love? > > 7. Lights on or off? > > 8. Would you have to be drunk in order to be with me? > > 9. Would you take a shower with me? > > 10. Have you ever thought about making love to me? > > 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > 13. Condom or skin? > > 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > 16. Have se
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Romantic, sensual, caring You prefer to make love. You like the intimacy that comes with sex and you are a very loyal person. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can
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Enjoy... [ ] I am shorter than 5'4 [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily [x] I wish my hair was a different color. [x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [x] I have a tattoo [x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [ ] have/I've had braces. [ ] wear glasses. [x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [x] I have more than 2 piercings. [x] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [ ] I have freckles. Family/Home Life [x] I've sworn at my parents. [ ] I've run away from home. [ ] I've been kicked out of the house. [ ]My biological parents are together. [ ]I have a sibling less than one year old. [x] I want to have kids someday. [ ] I've had children. [x] I've lost a child. School/Work [ ] I'm in school. [ ] I have a job. [ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school. [ ] I almost always do my hom
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seems a bit self-important....so yeah, probably fits me. lol This is about my Leopard Bikini isnt it?? You are Bettie Page Girl next door with a wild streak You're a famous beauty - with unique look And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
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You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your Mood Ring is Dark Green Friendly Outgoing CheerfulMood Ring Generator
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You Are Spider-Man Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally). And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. What Superhero Are You? You Should Rule Mercury Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever. Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match. Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests. A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule? You Are Destined to Rule the World You have the makings of a very evil dictator... Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could.
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You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie100%WereWolf92%Demon84%Angel83%Dragon75%Mermaid33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth
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Little Known Facts1. What inspires you: My family2. What is your middle name: Diane3. Favorite ice cream: Chocolate4. What do you hate about some people: When they lie or stab you in the back5. What is your favorite season: Summer6. Do you sing in the shower: sometimes7. What do you do when your bored: get on the internet8. Do you have any tatoos: one...heart with wings for my g-pa (RIP)9. How about piercings: ears10. Morning person or night life: Night life11. Shoe size: 7 1/212. What color is your bathroom: plywood...lol13. Favorite sandwich: idk14. Favorite thing to wear: anything cute15. Plain, salted, or buttered popcorn: salted and butteredMySpace Quizzes from Get this and more quizzes at RubberDuckySpace.com!! Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Princess Bride "This is true love - you think this happens every day?"
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(¯`._.•°¤*THE BASIC¤×´¤··]·._.´¯)WAT IS YO NAME??Shannon WAT IS YO NICKNAME??ShannrieHOW OLD R U??35WHEN IS YO B-DAY??3 - 17WAT IS YO SIGN??Picies HOW TALL R U??5' 10''RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED??Right WHERE IS U FROM??Galveston WHERE DO U STAY NOW??At home WATS YO RACE??White FAV ANIMAL??I don't have a favorite FAV THING 2 DO??Don't have just 1 FAV NUMBER??88FAV FOOD??CHOCOLATEFAV COLOR??Blue (¯`._.•°¤*LOVE¤×´¤··]·._.´¯)DO U HAVE AN BF??Not at the moment , but workin at it DO U LUV HIM??No but I like him alot WHERE DID YALL MEET??Don't remember it's been a whileWHERE IS HE FROM?? Here WAT IS HIS FAV COLOR??Not sure yet but I'll ask now WAT IS YALL FAV SONG??Don't have one yet WAT KIND OF CAR DO HE DRIVE??Not sure HOW DID YALL KNO YALL WAZ MEANT 4 EACH OTHA??I don't know if we are IS HE IN SCHOOL??NoHOW OLD IS HE??30's WAT IS THE SWEETEST THANG HE DONE??Listen to me DO YALL HAVE NICKNAMES FOR EACH OTHA??Not that I recall IF SO WAT DO U CALL HIM??By his name WAT DO HE CALL U??
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You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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How Goth Are You? Oh my goth!... you are so goth that probably people check your pulse when you sleep... Congratulations brother! (or sister... what the...) Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code What Kind of Angel are you?
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1. Fell in love – 16 2. Lost your virginity - 16 3. Got drunk - 20 5. Got French kissed - 12 6. Went to the hospital for surgery- 21 7. Got your heart broken badly - 20 8. Lost a pet - little 9. Got arrested - working on it. 10. Smoked a Cigarette -7 11. Broken a bone - 23 12. Went to a concert - 18 13. Got your own mobile phone - 21 14. Got a speeding ticket - 18 15. Got a MySpace account - 24 16. Snuck out of the house - Didn't have to take such drastic measures 17. Pierced other than your ears - 22 18. Got a tattoo – 22 19. Bought porn – 19 but watched it way before that. 20. Went to a club - 22 21. Transfered to a new school - 13 22. Totaled a car - Haven't (knocking on wood) 23. Moved out of your parents house - 19 24. Drove more than 100 miles alone - 18 25. How old are you now - 25 You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turn
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Body: THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. U ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HONESTLY BELOW AND SEND IT TO MY INBOX. THEN REPOST THIS AS "THE FREAK QUIZ" SO SOMEONE CAN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. > > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Dick/Boob Size: > > 4. Favorite position (s) ? > > 5. Do you think i'm hot? > > 6. Would you have sex with me or make love? > > 7. Lights on or off? > > 8. Would you have to be drunk in order to be with me? > > 9. Would you take a shower with me? > > 10. Have you ever thought about making love to me? > > 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > 13. Condom or skin? > > 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > 16. Have sex on the first date? > > 17. Would you kiss me during sex? > > 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? > > 19. Would u have a 3-some with me or do u want me to urself? > > 20. How many times would
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60 HAVE YOU EVERS.....what is your name?:Amanda age?:33 sex?:yes please height?:5'6' hair color?:brown eye color?:hazel have you ever...eaten dog food?:no...*blech* peed your pants?:I am potty trained cried in the movie theater?:hell ya been in love?:havent we all been kissed in the rain?:yes *sigh* lit yourself on fire?:lmao, i dont even want to know who answered yes to this been to canada?:no, as stated before..they are all crazy there lied about your age?:ummmm....maybe burned a cd?:yes lied to your parents?:never (crosses fingers) broken a glass cup?:many, im a clutz wrote on someones face with marker?:Lol, just today at work...Sorry Paul done chores?:my life is a chore smoked?:nope drank?:occasionally been drunk?:yes cut yourself?:i was a cook, so that would be a yes had a pet die?::( eaten something moldy?:Accidently been fired?:nope eaten string cheese?:Mmmmmm called a psycic?:No been to a bonfire?:Yes
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do diz 19 hours ago Q1.Who are you? Q2.Are we friends? Q3.When and how did we meet? Q4.Do you like me? how much? Q5.Would you kiss me? Q6.What nickname would you give me? (only if you know me proply) Q7.Describe me in one word! Q8.What was your 1st impression of me? Q9.Do you still think that now? Q10.What reminds you of me? Q11.If you had 2 give me anyting what would it be? Q12.How well do you know me? Q13.When was the last time you saw me? Q14.Ever wanted to tell me someting but you couldn't? Q15.Are you goin 2 put this up as your blog 2 c wat i rite about you? Q16.If you wer asked would you go out wit me, what you reply with
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I scored the following in the Butt Quiz11 out of 15Can you spot the difference between a male and female butt?Take the Butt Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
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Your Social Dysfunction:Normal Being average in terms of how social you are, as well as the amount of self-esteem you have, you're pretty much normal. Good on you. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results. You are 87% normal You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you! Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com You are 41% High-Maintenance! You're a little high-maintenance, but not that much. You like being pampered, but that doesn't mean you're afraid of hard work - you can get the job done, if need be. 'How High-Maintenance are You?' at
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Your Deadly Sins Lust: 80% Greed: 40% Sloth: 40% Gluttony: 20% Pride: 20% Wrath: 20% Envy: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31% You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You? You scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot88% Wet75% Exciting75% Violent69% Shy50% Soft38% Awkward19% Sweet6%
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What sign of the Black Zodiac are you? The Withered LoverTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Do you Match Me?Take My MatchMe TestBrought to you by:OkCupid - Free Online Dating!
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Your Birthdate: August 12 You're a dynamic, charismatic person who's possibly headed for fame. You tend to charm strangers easily. And you usually can get what you want from them. Verbally talented, you tend to persuade people with your speaking and writing. You are affectionate and loving, but it's hard for you to commit to any one relationship. Your strength: Your charm Your weakness: Your extreme manipulation tactics Your power color: Indigo Your power symbol: Four leaf clover Your power month: December What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You scored as midori. sweet and eaisly taken, you are midori. you love to have fun with your close friends and although you look pretty harmless, you can cause damage if you want to!midori100%wine88%champagne88%rum83%vodka79%absinthe79%
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You scored as Kairi. You are Kairi! Both Riku and Sora like Kairi but Riku has backed off and Kairi likes Sora. She cannot see Sora until he gets back from his adventure and same for Riku. Kairi is tired of being left out of the adventure and wants to go everywhere with Sora and Riku. She is pure hearted.Kairi100%Sora80%Namine60%Roxas60%Ansem the wise40%Xemnas0%Riku0%What Kingdom Hearts 2 character are you? pics included. (i love comments. Send comments!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as rum. you are rum. you are adventurous and fun loving, but laid back and cool. you like to travel and love good times. rum100%
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Okay this is called FIRST REACTION ... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 40 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Repost it for all of your friends... 1. Cigarettes: pointless 2. Sex: itz gurr-ate, but riiight now, itz the one thing that i hate due tu an outkum! 3. Relationships: are so komplikating...why doez it have tu be thyz way? 4. Your Last Ex: omg...i miss hym more than anything! He'z alwayz on my mind...i love hym tu death....Why doez it have tu be lyke thiz babe? 5. Michigan Football: um, .....i don't know 6. Crack: um, dude pull up ur pantz! 7. Food: itz there.... 8. The President: HAHAHA 9. War: don't get me started! 10. Car: i need one! 11. Gas Prices: thank god my feet still work! 12. Halloween: LUV it.....letz have two .....n' skip christmas!! 13. Bon Jovi: um, i guezz ok!! .... a lil' over-rated! 14. Religion: i don't know..... 15. MySpace: i'm addikted.
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Imaginative, erotic, passionate You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Demon100%Faerie100%WereWolf50%Mermaid50%Dragon25%Angel0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Goth. Goth100%Loser
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Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Mike's sexual nickname: "Throbbing Python of Love" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice 1. Are you ready for 104 questions? Sure. 2. Do you watch college football? Nope. 3. Who will do this survey after you? Dunno. 4. Who was the last person to send you a text messag
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highlight under the picture to read the results. What Type of Makeover Do You Need?Made PerfectlyWow! Either you have been through a makeover already and turned out beautiful on the other side, or you were just born lucky. Either way little adjustment needs to be made in your life right now. Being perfect isn't always easy and obviously needs a lot of maintenance, but you seem to have what it takes, so just stick with it.Myspace Quizzes What Kind Of Random Cute Are You?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av4VVFgFJlA You are a Sharon Stone Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct." Need we say more? You have command in the bedroom (or wherever else it may be.) Sex is very important to you, and a relationship that is vacant of frequent sex can never be truly fulfilling. You may be more dominating and you probably are the one to initiate sex and determine how it will be done. You're willing to try anything because you want to keep sex interesting and exciting, which to you is what makes for a good lover. If your sexual style is a little overwhelming for your partner, the most important thing to remember is to make sure they feel comfortable enough to express themselves sexual in their own way. Once the playing field is more even, you'll reap the rewards of a healthy sexual relationship. More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com
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What is your Sexual Obituary? At the height of pleasure, tina died while in the sack with their lover, Fergie.tina will be terribly missed by Scarlett Johansen. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your BishopBondage PositionThere is no screaming, no struggling, no getting free. Will someone come by and let you free? If not, you will be bound there a very long time. But then, maybe that's what you deserve.How would you be tied up?Take the Bishop Bondage Test(only 4 questions)
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solid black; background: white;" width="450">johnny's sexual nickname: "Jack-in-the-Box" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm" You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone... Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-) You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear. Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing. The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person. Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life. You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You? Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are li
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You scored as Passion, You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100% Eyes full of Pain75% Mysterious67% Diamond Eyes67% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com
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Red Hot Saloon Girl! I really want to get this for Halloween this year... what does everyone else think? Phoenix -- [noun]:An impotence cream 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com What is your Sexual Obituary? With gusto, Phoenix died while in the sack with their lover, Their pet.Phoenix will be terribly missed by The men's olympic team. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com According to this reading, you are 71% sexually hot! 'How sexually hot are you?'
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1. Do you have a tattoo? no 2. How old are you? 52 3. Are you single or taken? single 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? both 5. Do you dream at night?sometimes 6. Ever seen a corpse?yes 7.George Strait or Jay Z? Jay Z 8. How did we meet? fubar HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? live every day as thought it were your last 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? wouldn't change anything 11. Do you trust the police? depends 12. Do you like Country music? a little 13. What is your fondest memory of me? multiple 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? lose weight 15. Would you cheat ? no 16. What do you wear to sleep? briefs 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? yup 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? yes 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? many things
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You scored as Biting, When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100% Bondage67% Whips50% Chains/Handcuffs42% Blood8% Blind Folds0% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Dirty Piercings, AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.Labret Piercing100% Dirty Piercings100%
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Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving by Marina Margaret Heiss Profile: ENFP Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 25 Feb 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (l ots of PDA), and discon
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?
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Twilight Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes! » » Internet Sweepstakes - IQ Tests - The Dumb Test « « Quizzes | Hollywood Movie Trivia Quizzes | Dumb MySpace Quizzes Selene Corvenious Corleone -- [adjective]: Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com You scored as Rogue, Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flightRogue90% Gambit80% Emma Frost70%
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You scored as Passionate, You love a Passionate partner, someone who will just sweep you off you feet and never put you down. You want someone who just goes at it and never takes their hands off you. You mike like it rough and fast but its all about what feels right and how good it all feels. Passionate partners are great but things can sometimes get a little out of hand. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate94% Tease88% Begging75% Dominator75% Fantasizer75% Loving75% Easy Going69% Slave63% Seductive56% Reserved56%
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billie baddass -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined You are flirty. You find it easy to attract people because you are so confident. You also arn't bad to look at which helps. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com Your Passion is Red! You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination. You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks! With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new. You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red! What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?
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You scored as Chains/Handcuffs, Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs92% Bondage83% Biting83% Blind Folds50% Whips50% Blood42% What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
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Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
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who are you??? how do you no me?? are we close?? would u kiss me?? fuk me?? go out with me?? do you hate me?? what do you think of me?? am i fit/ugly/hotttt/fuckable/need shootin?? and whats ya good bye message????
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yes or no ???? am i? Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : Perfect? : Sexy? : Gorgous? : Your comments? :
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5 years ago God decided to make you one of his own. Life is not fair when your murderer dies with you. Hopefully he went to hell where he belongs. You should still be here with me. Life would be a lot different. Mom would have a house right now and you'd be sitting with me watching this race right now, rooting for Jeff to win and of course I'd have to disagree with you. By now I would also have a license, but of course I don't because after you died I was too afraid for anything. Still am 5 years later. No words can truly describe how missed you are around here. I miss your laugh and your jokes. I miss everything about you...R.I.P. always and forever.
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YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you
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NO LYING QUIZ. 1. last beverage: Raspberry Lipton Tea 2. last phone call: Jamie 3. last cd played: One of Masons Mixes 4. last time you cried: last night 5. last text message to: April SIX HAVE YOU EVERS. 1. dated someone twice? Lol Yes 2. been cheated on? yes 3. kissed someone & regretted it: Lol Yes 4. lost someone special: yes 5. been depressed: yes 6. been drunk and threw up: who hasnt LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS. 1. 2. ALL BLUE 3. THIS MONTH HAVE YOU. 1. Made a new friend? Yes 2. Laughed until you cried? Yes 3. Found out who is your true friend?yes i have 4. Is there something you want to tell someone? Yup 5. How many kids do you want to have? Atleast one since I have none 6. Do you have any pets? Yes a cat! 7. Do you wanna change your name? Sometimes 8. What did you do yesterday? WORK SLEEP WORK LOL 9. What time did you wake up today? 4:45a, 4:50a, 5:00a and then 6:00am 10.What were you doing at 10:30 p.m? Working
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Naughty Application REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN....... Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute,sexy,hot (ur own word)? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we ne
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You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hmm yea I'm a pervert :P those who know me know this all to well, poor people lol Hairiness is your number one turn off Your sex partners can’t have any unsightly hair other wise it is such a turn off. Try introducing your sweetie to the local waxer. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com SO TRUE! Can't stand a hairy man, hairy chest, arms, back, etc. all nasty to me, I shave everything I should ;) so I think my man should too. You Are 48% Weirdo You're definitely quite strange, but you can act like a normal person when you have to. (But just because you can act normally, it certainly doesn't mean you want to!) You have normal aspects to your personality... but you usuall
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Your Life is Rated R Your life is definitely adults only. While children accompanied by parents are welcome, they'll probably be scarred for life. What is Your Life Rated? The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? Your Sedu
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What kind of witch are you? You are a Fire Witch! The Material Element of Fire is at your command. Your soul burns as bright as the fire you can conjure. Many look to you as the leader, and you accept the burden. Though a good person at heart, you can get lost in the moment and your fiery passion, or sometimes anger can get the best of you, but its ok. Its not like they really NEEDED eyebrows....Common Powers: Pyrokinesis-the ability to light and control fire with one's mindEmpathy- the ability to feel what other people are feelingUnburnable-the ability to not get burned even by the hottest fireDragonspeak-the ability to speak and control dragons.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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You scored as Earth, You are the element Earth. You have strength that can daze the people around you. But watch out - when your in one of thoses moods you tend to let people know about it! But your kindness and beauty is all around, and thats what people like about you.Earth90% Water70% Fire40% Air35% Are You Earth, Fire, Water Or Air?created with QuizFarm.com You Are a Soy Latte At your best, you are: free spirited, down to earth, and relaxed At your worst, you are: dogmatic and picky You drink coffee when: you need a pick me up, and green tea isn't cutting it Your caffeine addiction level: medium What Kind of Coffee Are You? You fit in with:Spiritualism 100% spiritual.80% reason-oriented. Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in y
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YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you
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Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your deffinatly not going to lose it becuase you sure are using it! Your Motto: "I'll try anyone or anything once or twice!" Your Sign: "Slippery When Wet!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube!Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0*** In 1979 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US A major accident occurs at a nuclear reactor on Three Mile Island near Middletown, PA An American Airlines DC-10 loses its engine and crashes seconds after takeoff, killing 275 people Hurricane David kills over 1200 in the US and the Dominican Republic Some 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran, Iran The Soviet Union invades Afghanistan ESPN starts broadcasting Aaliyah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Norah Jones, Heath Ledger, and Kate Hudson are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Pit
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The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else You have an understated, easy sexiness that men love You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin! What Kind of PJ's Girl Are You? Your Flirt Quotient You are 27% Flirt Are You a Flirtatious Woman? So this kid knocks on the door at 11 pm tonight, started off like so.. "Hi my name is Josh, I just moved over there (points to the house acrossed the street) and was wondering if... say are you a nice guy or bad guy?" At this point I am holding my breath to see what dad will say when he harshly tells the kid that he is a bad guy. The kid is stunned and asks "Really?" Dad comfirms and the boy asks "Are you going to shoot me?" At this point I could the boy was scared so I am yelling at dad to be nice when dad laughs and says "I just might!" I blink cause I knew he meant, and then the boy asks "For real?" Dads says for really
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BE BRAVE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Where would u like my cum to go? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT "NAUGHTY APPLICATION
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what charmed sister are you? You are most like Piper halliwell!The real leader of the charmed trio of witches well since the eldest sister Prue died anyway. Because of Prues death Piper turned from middle and mellow sister to the eldest sister with the weight of the world on her shoulders. Piper has long straight brown hair, dark brown eyes and a curvaceous figure.Piper committed her life to the protection of the innocent from evil through no choice of her own it was something she inherited along with her sisters and when she was young she fought against her powers now having learnt it is her responsibility she relishes them and is one powerful witch. Her powers include: molecular combustion (blowing things up) and time freezing which she enables through the flick of her fingers. The charmed sisters could not manage without Piper, for she both freezes the demons and blows them up. As well as this she the natural leader, the most responsible and the most organised. As well as
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You have scored 957 karma points out of 1000 potential karma points. Of all the ways you've been building your karmic future during this time, your compassionate nature is your strongest asset. In fact, you seem to have a real knack for both understanding what people are going through and finding ways to support them during difficult times. By being a sensitive person with a keen sense of empathy, you can do much to alleviate others' pain. This has been an important way you've earned your karma up to this point. You're likely to be the one friends turn to when they need to talk or want a shoulder to cry on. This is because you're the type who can usually be counted on to listen and comfort those in need. This kindness not only strengthens your current relationships but will also come back to you positively in the future. Through your concerted efforts to care about and tend to the needs of others, you generate good karma for yourself and the universe.You might be asking yourself, "How
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what is your super-powercreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as You have super strength! Super strength is one of the best super power you can have. You can use it for good or EVIL!Just be careful what you chose to be.You have transforming powers!75% You have super strength!75% You have flying powers!50% You have invisibility powers!25% Which Metal/Metalcore Band Suits You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Trivium You scored as Trivium. You love old school thrash metal and you are kinda gothic. You also look different from everyone else and you love it, good on ya!!!Trivium100% Killswitch Engage100% All That Remains80% Slipknot80%
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Your Kiss is Pink For you, kissing is pure happiness... simple as that. You definitely get a little blissed out from kissing, even if you're a bit shy about it. You won't kiss just anyone. Your kisses are special! Young at heart, you still get very excited the first time you kiss someone. Kissing Type: Generous People See Your Kisses as: Sweet You Kiss Best With: A Black Kisser Stay away from: An Orange Kisser What Color Is Your Kiss? good......dark`~Angelz~`light......evil ;Fallen Angel;-You are a fallen angel. Once an angel of light you crossed the line into the dark. Most likely for one other than yourself. As a fallen angel, you can often be cold though your insides are burning with emotion. Noing that feeling for someone was what got you here in the first place and you are not willing to go there again. You do not dwell on your emotions though they are there and probably very stong. Your beautiful i
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r u really in love with ur crush???maybeyou sorta do but dont. Its realy ur choiceSex/Intimacy Quizzes
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Seven deadly sinscreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Wrath Wrath 88%Lust 81%Sloth 56%Envy 6%Greed 6%Gluttony 0%Pride 0% You Are Not Prissy You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when li
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Love or Lust? MY RESULT:Love Hearts and rainbows all the way -- you're a total romantic. Animal lust is nice, but you'd rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you're in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don't cheat, and you're respectful of their differences. And when you're not in a relationship, you're selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on. You've got a great thing going on, but don't be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much). Take This Quiz!
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Where Do You Find Love? My Result: Fairy Tale Glass slippers, traveling minstrels, knights in shining armor. These are some of the classic components of fairy tales. And when it comes to your real-life love life, you'll take 'em in the form of candy and flowers, poems describing your beauty, tiny velvet boxes, and the like. Whether you are single or settled, you're a firm believer that the fairy tale shouldn't end when someone is carried over the threshold (though that's a pretty fun part, too). You sometimes have to work to get your head out of the clouds, but your optimistic spirit and love-conquers-all attitude helps you deal with the good and bad that life might throw your way. As long as you can spot a poison apple when it knocks on your door, you'll always be able to find your happy ending. Take this test >
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He Could Be More Than a Hookup But you're not really sure what you want him to be. Sometimes you have fairly serious feelings for him. If you think there could be more, than go for it. (Just make sure he wants something more too!) Is He Just a Hookup?
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These are rather philosophical... any takers? Why is there poverty and suffering in the world? What is the relationship between science and religion? Why are so many people depressed? What are we all so afraid of? When is war justifiable? How would God want us to respond to aggression and terrorism? How does one obtain true peace? What does it mean to live in the present moment? What is our greatest distraction? Is current religion serving its purpose? What happens to you after you die? Describe heaven and how to get there? What is the meaning of life? Describe God? What is the greatest quality humans possess? What is it that prevents people from living to their full potential? Non-verbally, by motion or gesture only, act out what you believe to be the current condition of the world. What is your one wish for the world? What is wisdom and how do we gain it? Are we all One? April, you love to indulge in a Romantic Rendezvous Long walks on the be
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What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as AngerYour eyes reveal anger, you are likely to blow up over things and over-react. You tend to assume the worst and if it ends up being for the best then well someone else got screwed. I'd advise you to try and find the happier side of things and to remember there is good in this awful world. Anger 92%Passion 83%Eyes full of Pain 67%Mysterious 58%Diamond Eyes 17% What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as GothYour A Goth! Goth
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Um, don't exactly agree with this one, but this is what I got!! LOL. How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as A Slave To BDSMAdmit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. A Slave To BDSM 78%A Romantic 73%Sex God 70%Virgin 23% What's Your True Color?You're green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum — reliable and trustworthy. People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is
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1. What are your siblings MIDDLE names? Jean, Marie, Nicole, & David 2. Where is your dad right now? Adopted: At work. Birth: Retired. 3. What was the last thing you said? Arguing 4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently? I have no patience anymore. 5. What color is your watch? I do not have a watch. 6. What do you think of when you think of Australia? The outback and Curtis (Take Home Chef) 7. When was the last time you squatted to pee? I do not squat to pee. 8. Who is the last person you liked? I like all my friends and acquaintances. 9. Are you close to your mom? My adopted mom: no. My birth: I was, and still am, though she has passed. 10. Where does your best friend work? I do not have a best friend. 11. What is your least attractive feature? I am fat 12. What color are your pants? Plaid (PJ pants) 13.Do you have a roommate? I do. 14.Do you prefer paper or plastic? Plastic. 15. What color is your bedroom
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Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as DraculaYou are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. Dracula 100%Lestat 100%Marius 100%Akasha 100%Deacon Frost 83%Blade 83%Spike 83%Armand 83%Angel 83%Louis
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The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Bella Birthday: aug, 19 ,1982 Birthplace: powder spring GA Current Location: hell fell in alabama Eye Color: changes with my mood Hair Color: brown Height: 5'10 and a half Right Handed or Left Handed: right but im good with my left to Your Heritage: little of this little of that mostly europen The Shoes You Wore Today: sandles Your Weakness: guys with long hair Your Fears: being lonely Your Perfect Pizza: must have black olives and mushrooms Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a job Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: uggggggg Your Best Physical Feature: my tits and my hair Your Bedtime: when i pass out Your Most Missed Memory: haveing a pay check Pepsi or Coke: mountion dew MacDonalds or Burger King: micky D's fries burger king burgers Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gre
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What Handgun Fits You Best?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Glock 19Glock 19. This handgun can fire 10-15 9mm rounds. It is a compact and very reliable weapon. It has been called the "9x19 Workhorse" because of it's durability and accuracy. This is the preferred pistol of NYPD’s 40,000 officers, and the standard weapon of United Nations Security personnel. Used by Executive Protection professionals worldwide, comparable in size and weight to the small .38 revolvers it has replaced, the 9x19 GLOCK 19 is significantly more powerful with greater firepower, and is much easier to shoot fast and true. 1911 67%Glock 19 67%Beretta 92FS 50%Desert Eagle 17%Glock 20 0%
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IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF U HAD ME AL0NE
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Which Of These Shirts Should You Wear? You have a creative personality and like bright,unique clothhes. You invent your own trends, and don't follow others.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
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You Are a Lemon You have a very distinct personality. And if you're not being sweet, you're a little hard to take. You're a bit overpowering, especially in one on one situations. And while you are very dominant, sometimes your power is needed and appreciated. You can liven up a dull situation, and you definitely bring a fresh outlook. You are a bit of an acquired taste, and you tend to grow on people over time. People feel refreshed and rejuvenated after spending time with you. What Type of Fruit Are You? You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks
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Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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OLD PEOPLEʼS QUIZ Here's a little quiz to see how much you remember about some less-than-important things from a few decades back. It's just for fun, no scoring involved. Even the wrong answers may bring back a memory or two. Have fun (but no peeking!). Then, forward it to friends with your score in the box. 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways? A. Flintstones vitamins B. The buttmaster C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread E. Orange Juice F. Milk G. Cod Liver Oil 2. Before he was Muhammad Ali , he was... A. Sugar Ray Robinson B. Roy Orbison C. Gene Autry D. Rudolph Valentino E. Fabian F. Mickey Mantle G. Cassius Clay 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, "We have met the enemy and... A. It's you B. He is us C. It's the Grinch D. He wasn't home E. He's really mean F. We quit G. He surrendered 4. Good night, David . A. Good night, Chet B. Sleep well C. Good Night, Irene D. Good Night, Gracie
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WHAT CUTE LITTLE UNICORN ARE YOU???BLUE UNIyou are average. you are a pizza-and-icecream kinda kid. you probably like sports too. You have lots of friends.Animals Quizzes How Long Will Your Relationship Last?Wow! It was meant to be! Just hold on to it!Congratulations! You have true love! Just don't let any one or anything stand in the way of it!
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What charactor from Twilight, are you?AliceYou're smart, funny, pixie cute. And can see the future! You're paranormal gift may be viewable now...or maybe it will start developing in a few years, but you will be special. Other Quizzes What season are youWinterYou can be harsh at time but you are still fun if one of your friends are upset because of what some one said your the friend that is like 'He/she is my best friend Break Her/his heart and ill break your face. you love to have fun but somtimes u think work is more important than havuing fun. people sometimes have a hard time counecting to you but there are thoose who understand you and relize stuff hapens that cant be stoped you are more of seeing the bad stuff and know how to handle it. your are trust worthy and good friend
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Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st
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You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
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START TIME: 12.40 AM May 26th, 2008 TRUE or FALSE There's no such thing as a free lunch. Oooh we talked about this in economics and I was actually paying attention and shizz. There is NO such thing as a free lunch cause you are always giving up the opportunity to do something else. You choose to take the free lunch but in the time it takes you to eat the lunch and all that you could have been...doing homework or bettering yourself at something. Opportunity cost kiddies. Thats what I'm talking about. Look who listened to Mr Nicholson! This isn't just a pretty face and big boobs! I actually know some shit. All you need is love. Umm well no. I need oxygen and some sort of sustenance too. I mean, love is nice, it makes you feel all warm and tingly and appreciated. But it is not absolutely necessary to everyday life. Love is well and good but it won't pay the bills, it won't fill your stomach, it won't always motivate you. And lets be honest, love is not what it used to be.
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Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test... 6 - the Questioner Thanks for taking the test ! you chose CY - your Enneagram type is SIX (aka "The Loyalist").   "I am affectionate and skeptical"   Questioners are responsible, trustworthy, and value loyalty to family, friends, groups, and causes. Their personalities range broadly from reserved and timid to outspoken and confrontative.   How to Get Along with Me • Be direct and clear. • Listen to me carefully. • Don't judge me for my anxiety. • Work things through with me. • Reassure me that everything is OK between us. • Laugh and make jokes with me. • Gently push me toward new experiences. • Try not to overreact to my overreacting.   What I Like About Being a SIX • being committed and faithful to family and friends • being responsible and hardworking • being compassionate toward others • having intellect and wit • being a nonconfor
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1)Spell your name without the letter E? Sabrina 2) Are you in a relationship? no 3) When you're at home alone, do you still close the door when you shower? no 4) Do you like your life right now? not really 5) What was the last item you bought Linden 6) What was the last thing you drank? tea 7) What plans do you have for tomorrow? packing 8) What do you hate? ppl who hurt others especially children 9) Where was the last place you fell asleep? in my sisters bed 10) Do you have a best friend that is a girl? my sisters 11) who was your last text to? my sister 12) What is your favorite romance movie? Underworld 13) Do you forgive or forget? depending on the circumstances both 14) What are you thinking about right now? he who must not be named 15) Who was the last person to tell you they love you? my sister 17) what time did you go to bed last night? 4am 18) What are you currently doing? this quiz 19) What d
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What Song Should You Strip To? Your Song Is Super Freak "That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine" Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny. Click the link at the beginning and take the survey then post the results in here! This song sums up exactly how I feel and it does it perfectly. I want someone to love me For who I am I want someone to need me Is that so bad? I wanna break all the madness But it's all I have I want someone to love me For who I am Nothing makes sense, nothing makes sense anymore Nothing is right, nothing is right when you're gone I'm losing my breath, I'm losing my right to be wrong I'm frightened to death, I'm frightened that I won't be strong I want someone to love me For who I am I want someone to need me Is that so bad? I wanna break all the madness But it's all I have I want someone to love me For who I am Hey! I'
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You are 86% kinky You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your Sex Sign is... You're a total pleaser. One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked. You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing. You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful. Cancer, you are a born pleaser. Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure. An incurable romantic, you adore being courted. You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens. You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing. You are a celebrated kisser. You also like to touch and fondle yourself. Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age. As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic. Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you. You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction. You telegraph your sensuality with
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you possess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be idealistic and passionate, and you make each moment memorable. Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life. By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is strong. So strong that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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Your subconscious mind is driven most by sexuality. What this means is that when your unconscious mind sees an opportunity to remind you of your sexual desires, it takes full advantage of it. Because of this, things that have very little sexual content or that seem sexu...ally neutral to others, may register as sexually charged to you, at least on an unconscious level. Your unconscious mind recognizes the value of sexuality. The reason it may do so, is because of a deep-rooted fear of the opposite living a life that is numb to sexual desire or is turned cold by it. You unconscious mind may be trying to avoid this sexual dullness, and so it reacts by swinging to the opposite extreme, strong sexual desire. By sending you these sexual messages on a regular basis, your unconscious makes sure you don't forget about sex. Demure who can resist your seductive charm? You have mastered the art of flirting so well that all you have to do is sit there and look pretty and they come to you. See Mor
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What charactor from Twilight, are you?AliceYou're smart, funny, pixie cute. And can see the future! You're paranormal gift may be viewable now...or maybe it will start developing in a few years, but you will be special. Other Quizzes
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The One Word Survey! Answers can only be one word; no explanations! Your self: Dislike Your eyes: Like Your hair: Soft Your smile: Cute Your crush/bf/gf: Dreamy Your prized possession: Love Your bedroom: Messy Your style: Comfortable Your mood: Loved Your outlook: Positive Your favorite movie: Many Your favorite book: Many Your favorite band: None Your favorite weather: Spring Your favorite car: Meh The room you are in right now:LivingRoom The song you are listening to right now: ........Hard The person you are thinking of right now: *winks The task you are putting off right now: Sleep The best word to describe you right now: Calm The last person to talk to you: Lewis The last person to hug you: Brian The last person to tell you a secret: Lewis The last person you told a secret to: Lewis The last physical injury you have recieved: Hip Take This Survey | Search Surveys | MySpace SurveysSurvey found on Bzoink
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Answer the questions in a message to me 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would you fuck me in? 3. Would you suck/lick me? 4. Would you fuck me hard or soft? 5. Would you try to fuck me the first night we met? 6. Would you pull my hair while you fucked me? 7. Would you fuck me in the shower? 8. Would you handcuff me to the bed while you fuck me? 9. Would you have a threesome with me? 10. What about me makes you want to fuck me? 11. Would you talk dirty to me while you fucked me? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would you fuck me in front of other people? 14. Would you fuck me again? 15. Would you mind if I fucked like a porn star? 16. Are you going to repost this to see if and how I want to fuck you?
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It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Tiffy 2. A four letter word: toad 3. A boy's name: Tim 4. A girl's name: Tina 5. An occupation: Turning tricks???? lol 6. A colour: teal 7. Something you wear: tee shirts 8. A food: tomatoes 9. Something found in the bathroom: towels 10. A place: tequilla mexico lol 11. A reason for being late: towed! 12. Something you shout: two!!! ( how many burgers you want TWO!) 13. A movie title: TOP GUN 14. Something you drink: TEA 15. A musical group: T-PAIN LOL 16. An animal: TIGER 17. A street name: tennessee
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You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com You are The Star Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
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Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Capitalist Pig You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. This also means that you are particularly swinish, willing to grouse in any amount of shit for your own gain, and obese with greed. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others, just like the principle of Democracy in America. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. But despite your intentions to see others as equal, and to not be an arrogant twat, it must always be remembered that while all animals are created
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 You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems. Now, here's what you're supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and message me with them and pass it on to friends. ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- -Been arrested? --- yesKissed someone you didn't like? --- yesSlept in until 5 PM? --- yesRan a red light? --- yesBeen suspended from school? --- noExperienced love at first sight? --- yesTotaled your car in an accident? --- yesBeen fired from a job? --- yesFired somebody? --- yesSang karaoke? --- noPointed a gun at someone? --- yesDone something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- YesCaught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yesKissed in the rain? --- yesHad a close brush with death (your own)? --- yesSeen someone die? --- yesPlayed spin-the-bottle? --- yesSmoked a cigar? -
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  Cherub- Second Order You are a Cherub. The 2nd Choir in the "First" or "Highest Triad" of angels. These angels are the keepers of celestial records and hold the knowledge of God. They are sent to Earth with great tasks, such as expelling humankind from the Garden of Eden. Ancient art depicts cherubim as sphinx-like, winged creatures with human faces, not the fat babies with wings that now grace greeting cards and book covers. Ophaniel, Rikbiel, and Zophiel are cherubim, as was Satan before his fall to evil. Other Cherubs include Gabriel, Raphael,  Zophiel,Cherubiel, and Ophaniel. They are guidance for divine protection, knowledge and wisdom.   Fire You are ''hot-headed'' and most of the time you get your way. You like to control people but hate to be controlled. Although you also have a tame side.     Vampire You prefer night to day and have lust for eveything abnormal. You stay true to who you really are and ignore the people who try to change you. You also like blood a
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us   I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.   In these times you have to be an optimist to open your eyes when you awake in the morning. Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own They say its not the falling that kills you but rather the sudden stopping that does it. In many ways this is true, like its not when the car is spinning uncontrollably that you die, No its the slamming into to telephone pole that make it to where you'll never live again. This verse has always kinda been something to live by for me in my life I've realized every time i fall it inst the fall that hurts, cripples, or even kills me but rather when i suddenly stop....i may not be literally dead, but in the metaphoric
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"I have no fear of death, it just means dreaming and silence..." -Cowboy Bebop "The sword is a weapon for killing. The art of the sword is the art of killing. No matter what fancy words you use or what titles you put to it, that is the only truth..." -Kenshin "Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all chileren..." -The Crow "You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly..." "Every man good or evil desirves salvation..." -Saint Hakushiem "Don't do anything dumb to show your brave, your courage has already been documented..." -Nip/Tuck "Life is long when you live, but oh so short when you look back..." -Batin Kaitos "It's as if every conversation with a woman was a test, and men always failed it, because they always lacked the key to the code and so they never quite understood what the conversation was really about..." -Enchantment by Orson Scott Card "Imperfections are the defining character
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You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see, but cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel. If you believe you can, you are probably right. If you believe you can not, you are probably right then as well. People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget the way you made them feel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes the path you're on isnt as important as the direction you are heading.
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Quote Of The Day
WHERE THERES A WILL.... I WANT TO BE IN IT I WANT TO STICK MY LOVE IN YOUR EYE SO YOU CAN SEE ME CUMMING, CUMMING ALL OVER YOU
Quotes
tonite, i'll ask the stars above, how will i ever win u'r love, what do i do, what do i say, to turn your angel eyes my way? Never say goodbye when you still want to try, Never give up when you still feel you can take it Never say you dont love a person when you cant let go ~Dons~ It doesnt take a reason to love someone, but it does to like someone. You dont love someone because you want to, you love someone because you are destined too. Its because you fall in love with them, that you then try to find a reason, but you always come up with the same answer....No answer!
Quote Of The Day!
A moth-eaten rag on a worm-eaten pole, It does not look likely to stir a man's soul. 'Tis the deeds that were done 'neath the moth-eaten rag, When the pole was a staff, and the rag was a flag.Sir Edward Bruce Hamley O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!Sir Walter ScottMarmion (canto VI, st. 17) When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.Stewart Brand
Quotes
when you lose everything you have; you find the one thing you needed The greatest feeling in the world is to be around someone who wants to hold you, wants to kiss your forehead, wants to be around you, wants to call you at night, wants to see you smile. But I think whats better than that, is finding someone that does it all, because he wants to see you happy.
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QUOTES Meet me at our old spot. I know it's been awhile, but I think we need to talk I'm falling again. So let's drink to the truth. Let's speak through drunken minds & say how much we truly love each other & tomorrow, we can go back to pretending that we hate each other. You had me from the day you smiled. He leaned over & kissed me. I kissed him back & then, our eyes met & it was like we both knew So we smiled & kissed again. It was so perfect. && I don't understand by the way you look at me why we can't be together. The boy is gorgeous. I just want a different ending to our same old story. Let's try & make it last this time & prove them all wrong. No matter how many times he hurts me, I will always forgive him. Some may call it stupid. I call it love. I don't like missing you. But I love having you to miss. I think I found my new addiction tonight. She may be confused about a lot of things, but she knows the only time she's truely happy is when sh
Quote Of The Day
There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity. - -- Washington Irving
Quotes/poems
As we live our lives we strive to survive, in a world of so much hatred and lies, so much death and despise, look into my eyes can't you see the hell, the pain the sorro that lies within me.
Quotes......
Sapete che siete nell'amore quando gli vedete il mondo occhi, e lei occhi dappertutto nel mondo You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world Ami, come un fiume, taglierà un nuovo percorso ogni volta che viene a contatto di un ostacolo Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle
Quote Of The Day
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." ~ Amy Bloom "Truth springs from argument amongst friends." David Hume "Those truly linked don't need correspondence. When they meet again after many years apart, Their friendship is as true as ever." Deng Ming-Dao "You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that." E.B White (Charlotte's Web) "A faithful friend is a strong defense: and he that hath found such an one hath found a treasure." Ecclesiasticus 6:14 "Friendship with oneself is all important because without it one can
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I need as many quotes to bring up my spirits as possible???/
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"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life, as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed" -Booker T. Washington- "True leaders are not those who strive to be first, but those who are first to strive." True leaders are first to see the need, envision the plan, and empower the team for action. By the strength of the leaders commitment, the power of the team is unleashed." -Unknown- "Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." "Fall not in love, for it will stick to your face." "He who laughs last thinks slowest." "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." "I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you." "Noone can make you feel inferior without your permission." "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." "I may not agree with a word you say, but
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I had to get to know myself-who I'd been, who I was, who I was meant to be-before I could even begin to understand a concept as sweeping as cherishing myself. -Sarah Ban Breathbach Who in the world am I? Ah, that is the great puzzle.-Lewis Carroll It seems to me that...each person is asking. "Who am I, really? How can I get in touch with this real self, underlying all my surface behavior? How can I become myself?" -Carl Rogers
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Quotes From A Hero
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril. All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all. Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb. From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vice
Quotes From The Famous And Not So Famous
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa
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These are just a few quotes that caught my eye (and mind) and I thought I'd share. Enjoy! "Anyone who clings to the historically untrue, and thoroughly immoral, doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence; naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor and the contrary is wishful thinking at it's worst. Breeds that forgot this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and with their freedoms." -Robert Heinlein A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood - Gen. George S. Patton I base my calculations on the expectation that luck will be against me. - Napolean Work fast, learn slow. Work slow, learn fast. - Maestro Ramon Martinez The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke Those who for
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Loving you is like breathing, I cant live without it At night look into the stars and remember me, each one of them is a kiss for you! You dont marry someone you can live with, you marry the person you cannot live without. "I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop lovin you" Can you hear my heart beating 3 times then skipping a beat? Its saying I love you. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over. If dreams weren't dreams, and dreams come true, i wouldn't be here i'd be with you, distance is one thing that keeps us apart but you will always remain in my heart! I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day I asked God for true love, he gave me that too I asked for an angel and he gave me you. When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you When i f
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The Magic Of Love Love is like magic And it always will be. For love still remains Life's sweet mystery!! Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life That love cannot change!! Love can transform The most commonplace Into beauty and splendor And sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, Understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart And not with its mind!! Love is the answer That everyone seeks... Love is the language, That every heart speaks. Love can't be bought, It is priceless and free, Love, like pure magic, Is life's sweet mystery!! - Helen Steiner Rice You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. - David Levesque -
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People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
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"The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands." - Benjamin Franklin "It's the submissives that show to others what type of Dom owns them." - Anonymous "Submissives need to be told what to do. Slaves need to do what they are told." - Unknown The Master is an artist , His slave the clay, with the whip He will shape her , with humility He will mold her, Some will admire her, But only the Master, not even the slave, will know her true beauty, for her true beauty lies in her love for her Master. -J. Yednak- "You don't love a slave because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because You love her." -Unknown "A slave's life is mostly composed of patience and study. Yes, study. If not with actual books, then following the example of greater, senior slaves. Or learning every nuance of their owner's character, so that they can more completely and seamlessly offer themselves at the right time and in the right manner." - Laura Antoniou There is no more livel
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I sought for Love But Love ran away from me. I sought my Soul But my Soul I couldn't see. Then I sought You, And I found all three. ~ by Unknown Author ~ A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses H.L. Mencken I love you - those three words have my life in them. ~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~ What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~ The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return. ~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole Soul meets soul on lover's lips. ~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~ No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. ~ by Unknown ~ True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does. ~ by Anonymous ~ I love thee, I love but thee With a love that shall not die Till the s
Quotes That I Find Interesting
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. — Mahatma Gandhi You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. — Irish proverb Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. — Marianne Williamson If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. — Oscar Wilde The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. — Aristotle Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. — Benjamin Disraeli
Quotes And Such
I've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned- that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned- that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. I've learned- that money is a lousy way of keeping score. I've learned- that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. I've learned- that sometimes the pe
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"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?""That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, " said the Cat."I don't much care where-" said Alice."Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat."-so long as I get SOMEWHERE, " Alice added as an explanation."Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough." ~Alice in Wonderland~ ~Lewis Carroll~ Day after day, the father drove to work along the same dreary highway to the same dreary job. Sometimes his daughter went to his office with him. On one of these occasions she noticed a winding road running parallel to the highway. "Oh, Daddy, let's take that road today," she suggested. After some grumbling and mumbling, the father agreed and turned off to take the side road. To
Quotations That Make Sense!
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Sex at age 90 is like trying to
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1. Cause in the end everything we do is just everything we've done.... 2. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye then you have to drive to the hospital....... 3. This is a paradox right: asking who a masked man is. because he is masked...
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There is no failure except in no longer trying. -Elbert Hubbard Asserting yourself while respecting others is a very good way to win respect yourself. - Janice La Rouche "The best thing you have to offer the world is yourself. You don't have to copy anyone else. If you do, you're second best. To achieve success is to be first, and that's being yourself." - John Denver
Quotes And Stuff
"A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers." Plato "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." Albert Einstein, "My First Impression of the U.S.A.", 1921 When we are face to face with truth, the point of view of Krishna, Buddha, Christ, or any other Prophet, is the same. When we look at life from the top of the mountain, there is no limitation; there is the same immensity. ~Hazrat Inayat Khan
Quotes I Have Made For Others To Use (fell Free To Ask For One If You Dont See One)
good night sweet dreams and may the dreams bring you the joys of the life that you will all ways love in life... Feel Free To Copy On Your Page! For I am here to be a friend of you As you are wanting to be a friend of me But as I grow to know you All you want me for is my looks For I am a person who is more then that For I want to be judge for my personality and not my looks So if don’t like it you may leave me alone at once…
Quote For The Day
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."--Robert Heinlein
Quotes And Poetry
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this....just the cold stone truth of our great friendship. 1)When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2)When you are blue, I will dislodge whatever is choking you. 3)When you smile,I will know you finally got laid. 4)When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5)When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6)When you are confused, I will use little words. 7)When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8)When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9)This is my oath...I pledge it to the e
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Quote Of The Day
When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. Jean-Paul Sartre
Quotes For My Boi
God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!? DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT I think of you with every waking moment of my life and dream of you with every dream that I have; I miss you.
Quote From My Favorite Book
This is the first, and most likely the last, blog I'll ever post. I do it only because I have a couple of new friends, whose opinion I value very much, that I think will appreciate it. “When I listened to the idealistic ministers and politicians taken up I flights of rhetoric about the American ideal, I believed them. I still do. I believe that all the children of God stand before Him as exact equals. I believe that temporal power is an illusion and an irrelevancy. I believe that, because the president of the United States and, let us say, an illiterate sharecropper, occupy God’s affections solely according to God’s criteria, neither is owed either more or less respect than the other. Though these are things I believe, there are some things that I know. They are that upon these ideals American democracy was founded and that every citizen may, by right, and in any circumstance, properly demand them, and that I and everyone else serve only one master”. From "Memior from Antp
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Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. By:Antonine de saint-Exupery The loneliest place in the world is the human heart when love is absent. By:E.C. McKenzie Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. By: Victor Borge The best proof of love is trust. Joyce Brothers It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. John Bulwer Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames. Thomas Moore True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending. K. Knight We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. Luciano de Crescenzo All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Juli
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Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all. (Editor's note: this takes some context before it's actually funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld , maybe...) "The day is committed to error and floundering; success and achievement are matters of long range." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe * *Maximen und Reflexionen, Nach den Handschriften des Goethe- und Schiller-Archiv, edited by Max Hecker. Goethe-Gesellschaft, Weimar, pub. 1907. No. 911, page 166. Quoted in Walker, Alan, Franz Liszt: The Weimar Years: 1848-1861, Cornell University Press: 1989, 1993 softcover edition, ISBN 0-8014-9721-3, chapter heading on page 112. It was part of her discernment to be aware that life is the only real counselor, that wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissues. from Sanctuary, (1903) part II, ch. IV (often rendered by me in a partial paraphrase bu
Quotes/sayings I Love
"Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back." "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." --Dolly Parton "Work as if you don't need the money, Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, Love like you've never been hurt, Live everyday as if it were your last." "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." --G. Randolf "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend. "Somewhere There's someone Who Dreams Of Your smile, And Finds In Your Presence, That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonely, Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You." "Tears Are Words The Heart Can't Say." "I love walking in the rain, no one can tell that I'm crying." "Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear but around in awareness." "If you don't Stand for Something, You will Fall for Everything." "There's
Quotes And Questions
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? "whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...." "When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you." -Anonymous. Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap! -Anonymous You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns. There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!. life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe. when ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautifu
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THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS THE NIGHT IS LONG...IT'S LONGEST WHEN I'M LYING AWAKE, THINKING OF EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE SAME TIME. STARING AT THE DARKNESS, GOING OVER ALL OF IT...BACK AND FORTH...AND THE CLOCK TICKS ON...
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this goes out to all our troops over seas to come home safe and to kick alot of ass while your there get you some marines and get you some army and for the rest of yall just kick some ass troops we support you from the tinsley family and on we are proud of you and we love you for doing what is right and for fighting the hard fight to those of you who has lost their lives god rest your souls and rest in peace and for those still here thank you for everything you have done and welcome home soldier "as i walk through the valley the shadow of death i have no fear because i am the meanest motherfucker in the whole valley" .gen.george.s.patton
Quotes, Jokes And Stuff I Just Want To Add
I read smoking was bad so I quit smoking.....I read drinking was bad and I quit drinking....I read fucking was bad so I quit reading Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story - and worth reading - it's even humorous in parts. It's From the mother of a Marine in Iraq. My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he Goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing
Quotes I Live By
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. The true neighbor will risk his position, his prestige, and even his life, for the welfare of others." ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
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"if jesus was like im here to give u everything uve ever wanted and make all ur dreams come true id be like bitch please is 4am.... 5 more minutes" On a summer's day long, long ago I fell in love and I'll never know Just what it was that made me feel So drawn to her, what the appeal That set my pulses so to race When e'er I gazed upon that face Of one who was scarce but a child Yet even then could drive me wild I'll never know the how's and why's I lost my heart to Hazel Eyes But when I got that long sought kiss I knew I'd found my Perfect Miss My elfin girl from down the lane And I'll never let her go again For how could I describe our love? Romantic love, all hearts and flowers No way to count the days and hours Spent in self-indulgent wishes And thoughts of long awaited kisses Of sweet embraces, tender sighs And gazing into love filled eyes Oh yes, it is that kind of love Or, is it yet the love of passion The ecstasy that knows no ration That shuddering n
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well lets see who can decipher what this says "Ite maledicte in ignem eternem" "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
Quotes By Hillary
Cheers to the Truth! "Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise." (From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991) "You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!" From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer. "It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-qaida in particular." (Hillary telling a post-9/11 world what a 'great' commander in chief her husband was; Dateline, NBC 4/16/2004 ) "I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter." (TruthInMedia.org 8/8/1999 - Hillary at a White House function, proudly tells some Muslim groups she is gaining a greater appreciation of Islam because Chelsea was then taking a class on the "religion of peace"
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down. - Woody Allen If you don't live for something you'll die for nothing. - Hatebreed …I think, fundamentally, music is something inherently people love and need and relate to, and a lot of what's out right now feels like McDonalds. It's quick-fix. You kind of have a stomachache afterwards. - Trent Reznor
Quotes I Like And Other Works
Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age. James Joyce I want to work with the top people, because only they have the courage and the confidence and the risk-seeking profile that you need. James Joyce You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman. James Joyce You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb Half a loaf of bread is better than no bread at all. - Irish Proverb Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless. - Irish Proverb May those who love us love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping. The problem with Ireland is that it’s a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. Hugh Leonard
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A human being is a part of the whole, called the 'universe",a part limited in time and space.He experiences himself,his thoughts and feelings as something seperated from the rest- a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us,restricting us to our personal desires and affection for a FEW PERSONS NEAREST TO US. OUR TASK MUST BE TO FREE OURSELFS FROM THIS PRISON BY WIDENING OUR CIRCLE OF COMPASSION TO EMBRACE ALL LIVING CREATURES, and the whole of nature in its beauty. Nobody is able to achieve this completely, by the striving for such achievment,is itself a part of the liberation and a foundation for inner security. Thanks to ALBERT EINSTEIN!
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After A While After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong you really do have worth and you learn and you learn with every goodbye, you learn... Veronica A. Shoffstall
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Hey everyone hows it going, well me and my man have been together for 6 years now but pretty soon i think im gonna be getting out of this relationship! Because this man dont do nuthing with me, sometimes i think he's afraid to be seen out in public with me so we never ever go out i dont know what the hell the deal is but i gave this man 2 beautiful kids and this is how he treats me what the hell is up with that, theres nuthing i wouldnt do for him but damn i can only take so much. But one thing i need to tell ya'll is I have met a really special guy on here and he's just the sweetest as can be... he makes me feel like when me and my man started dating! He tells me all the time that im beautiful and sexy somethin that my man dont do! it has really brought my self esteem up. cuz i had really low self esteem for the longest time and i hated feeling that way about my self i always felt like i wuz the ugliest person in this world and he's taught me alot of things like to dont care what othe
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Why do people give a shit about what others think ? , we are the one who have to make ourselves happy. life is full of regrets, for some of us we have them! Some have none! Be happy for what you have done, not what you havent! For you cant make anybody happy but yourself, and maybe you significant other! REGRETS are a waste of time . Live for the moment.You never know which one will be your last.
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A Quote...
"If you Forgive people enough, you belong to them, and they to you,whether each person likes it or not." ~James Hilton
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The rain had begun to pound hard against the roof as the thunder and lighting grew closer. He knew what I wanted as he gently grabbed my hand and led me to the balcony outside. As he pressed himself against me I could tell that the rage of the storm has only fueled his passion. He pressed his lips against me as he pushed me against the railing running his hand up the inside of my thigh under my skirt he knew that I would not refuse. The rain began to fall harder as the storm grew closer. I begged him please I need you with a smile he was more then willing to fill my need. the sensation of him throbbing inside of me with each thrust mixed with the hot smell of thunder only heightened my sence of pleasure. I dug my nails into his back as I climaxed over and over again. Pulling my hair back he kissed my neck with a passion as great as the storm, once again causing my body to shake in a massive uncontrollable orgasm. With each thrust I only hungered for more begging him not to stop. His ha
Quote From Keep On Rocking In The Free World By Neil Young
"Anguish, fear, and sorrow, are emotions we all feel, but never more strongly than in our adolescence. When just having an acne-rabid skin, can mean a lifetime of loneliness. One's acceptance by others, is a barometer of one's popularity. If one is different, a misfit, maybe unattractive, unathletic, one is in for a lifetime of cruelty and suffering, that will traumatize permanently. You see scars are souvenirs you never loose. The past is never far. You can try to repress it. You can try to hold it back. You can try to deny it. But it will still continue to grow... stronger, and stronger. Like a malignant cancer, that can't be satiated. Each of us manifests our pain in different manners. Whether it's three in the morning in bed... tears in one's eye. Whether it's a need to destroy everything beautiful, or just simply shutting one's self off from society. My father never gave me what I needed, so I understand what it's like to do without. They should understand this. They should give w
Quote To Live By!
DON'T SWEAT PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET SWEATY THINGS!!
Quotable Quotes
You can't run a society or cope with its problems if people are not held accountable for what they do. - John Leo "Reaching into one's own pocket to assist his fellow man is noble and worthy of praise. Reaching into another person's pocket to assist one's fellow man is despicable and worthy of condemnation." - Walter Williams Mere change is not growth. Growth is the synthesis of change and continuity, and where there is no continuity there is no growth. - C.S. Lewis
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Call me Raven... Current mood: grateful Category: Life Months ago,my best friend and I went to our local mall,to walk around and window shop.We came across a new store,selling Native American merchandise.The gentleman running the store,whom I've nicknamed Chief,told me that he could feel my presence as I was passing by.He quoted me as being a Raven or Crow,but more like a Raven the "messenger".I told him that I've tried dying my hair several times,and that my hair has darkened since then.He said that my "true color" has come to surface,that my hair should be dark brown.I showed him my tattoos,as he showed me his,and said that we have always marked our skin.He also said that because my friend and I have crossed in another life,that we are 'blood'.Long story,my friend and I have been around each other almost since birth,always 5 minutes to a half hour in between our living space.Since my friend is in major of Cherokee,that makes me Cherokee as well(which I've always known).Her
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Just because you can This day is not happening to you. It is happening through you. The way you see the world does not merely affect what you think and feel about all that is going on. The way you see the world determines how the world will be. Your thoughts are not just momentary flashes that disappear once you are finished with them. They are powerful forces that give energy and direction to life. The events and situations that come your way are not just random occurrences. There is a reason why you have put yourself in a position to experience them. The things that are possible are the things that you imagine and expect to be possible. Raise your imagination and your expectations to new levels, and the world follows right along. This day is happening because you are here to live it. Make it truly grand and exquisitely beautiful, just because you can. -- Ralph Marston
Quote Of The Day
Quote of the day: "Smile" Are you telling me to smile because you know I just heard you moaning and you know it bothers me but you don't give a shit? Or because you just think I'm not as happy as you? now for the famous 'quote of the day' *knock *knock* woman: "yes?" man: "im getting breakfast. do either of you want some?" other man: *whisper* "we dont need any help" woman: *giggle giggle* "what?" p.s. *whisper* i wasnt offering that'll do it today, folks. tune in next time for the next 'quote of the day'
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It is sometimes hard to cross that bridge, try something new, or make that change. But once you do, you will realize that things are usually never as bad as we imagine. - Michelle C. Ustaszeski - Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you. - K. Blackburn -
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Today's Quote Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live. -Norman Cousins Today's Quote When you are reluctant to change, think of the beauty of autumn. Today's Quote If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -Mother Teresa
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Quotes N Sayings
~If Stupidity Is Contagious...Then Keep Your Dumbass Away From Me... ~Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head. ~I dont make mistakes I just date them ~I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. ~I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable ~Does your train of thought have a caboose? ~Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear ~Your my inspiration of what NOT to be ~I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person ~If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit. ~If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? ~Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you! ~Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you. ~A bachelor is a man whom women are still sampling. ~Behind every argument is someone's ignorance ~You have the c
Quotes To Live By
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Quotations That Fit
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930) "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945) "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" " - Will Rogers (1879-1935) "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935) - The running speed of a Belgian Malinois is at least twice that of the average out of shape tweaker. If you are going to attempt to outrun one, please calculate the "Rate x Time = Distance" formula ah
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THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAI D. ........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!! When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it. "I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I ca
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"It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milk-bone underwear!" - Norm Peterson "Religion Is For People Who Are Afraid Of Hell, Spirituality Is For People Who Have Already Been There"-Bonnie Raitt" "That which sustains can also destroy" - Angelina Jolie
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I've been thinking about quotes that have some sort of meaning to my life, though I use the term quote loosely. Sometimes it's a song lyric or a line from a movie, but sometimes it is something that someone has said. I'm starting this blog as a way to put down quotes to share with others, and feel free to reply with quotes of your own. If you decide to add a quote, please state who said it, if it's from a movie, state the movie it's from and if it's a lyric, the artist and song. "Life is what happens to you, while you're busy making other plans" John Lennon, song "Beautiful Boy"
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"War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace." - Thomas Mann
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. --Movie: Coach Carter "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." --Bertrand Russell
Quotes, Lyrics & Such...
I’ve been running across A LOT of great quotes lately, from legends and some of my own, and I decided to put a list of them together…Just a silver lining for your day-to-day struggles… (*Any that are marked ‘unknown” is because I do not know who said it…if you do, please tell me and I will update!*) Love is not meant to be seen with the Eyes, but felt with the Heart…Unknown Kick the darkness until it bleeds Daylight…Bruce Cockburn A man may see how this world goes with no eyes…Shakespeare Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it…Unknown Faith in Love is what keeps us Alive…without Faith there is no reason, without Love there is no Rhyme…Me The eye sees not itself, but a reflection of some other things…Shakespeare Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind...Dr. Suess Have the courage to change what you can, the serenity to accept what you cannot, and the wisdom to know the differ
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I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable. In the long run, the pessimist may be proven right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
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Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Other
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" courage is not the absence of fear or dispair but the strength to conquer them " a single moment etched in time shining brightly like a star in a midnite sky , an aeon , an instant , a million years pressed into one , when all stands still and life explodes into infinite dreams , and all is changed forevermore , in the blink of an eye !!!!!!!!!!1 You do not become a rock star unless you've got something missing somewhere, that is obvious to me. if you were of sound mind you could feel normal without 70,000 people a night screaming thier love for you...........
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be smart draw your salary before you spend it. be smart draw your salary before you spend it.
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Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists. Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists. Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists.
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Myspace Quiz - Test your zodiac sign qualities - Scorpio
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"A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest." William Feather (1908 - 1976) "It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable." Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983) The Passionate State of Mind, 1954 "The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed." Gordon Parks
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"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs. We should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos, what you do today- might burn your azz tomarrow.
Quote Of Love
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I saw Peter O'Toole recently on The Tonight Show and he said the best thing ever: "The only exercise I take is going to the funerals of friends how took exercise." Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one. Man was made at the end of a week's work when God was tired. Only kings, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we". Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. Lord Byron The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ethel Barrymore The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. Walt Disney
Quotes I Will Always Relate To In Some Way/hope It Opens Your Mind
"The classic relationship with grass that early hippies had was that it's better when shared with friends. You can't get really high with a bad attitude. Kindness and sweetness exhilerates your stone. Stolen grass doesn't get you as high. The old hippie ethic really counts." Stephen Gaskin "We wouldn't be here if it weren't for psychedelic drugs. In terms of the role of psilocybin in human evolution on the grasslands of Africa, people not on drugs were behind the curve. The fact is that, in terms of human evolution, people not on psychedelics are not fully human. They've fallen to a lower state, where they're easily programmed, boundary defined, obsessed by sexual possessiveness which is transferred into fetishism and object obsession. We don't want too many citizens asking where the power and the money really goes. Informed by psychedelics, people might stop saluting. "Take your political party, your job, whatever, and shove it."" Terence McKenna "Avoid all needle drug
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me hasbeen lacking for a while well allow me to tell a short but interesting tale..... a few months ago i began having trouble smoking then breathing became more and more of a chore so i finally bit the bullet and went to the doctor they said i had bronchitus they gave me an inhaler lo and behold it didnt work then they said i had asthma and gave me steroids lo and be hold it didnt work now 2 months have passed and im sent for an x ray they find a lump in my chest so then a cat scan finds it presed between my lung an my heart yay me but im told it can probly be done away with with an injection so i go for a biopsy meaning to be impailed which ends up puncturing my lung and causin internal bleeding and convulsions so i spend 3 days in icu again yay me another month later i get to know my lump is 6 inches long and 2 1/2 wide and i cancerous oh joy many surgeons refuse to operate on me saying its too risky so im off to a heart specialist lets skip to the end i had an almost unheard of ra
Quote Of The Day
"The key to immortality is first liveing a Life worth Remembering"
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"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."  Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. "A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up." 
Quotes & Sayings
This is the true joy in life--being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a might one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. - George Bernard Shaw It takes a deep commitment to change and an even deeper commitment to grow. - Ralph Ellison Whatever is flexible and flowing will tend to grow, whatever is rigid and blocked will wither and die. - Tao Te Ching
Quotes I Love!
" Some Morning's it just doesnt pay to Gnaw through the leather straps" Emo Philips If the broom fits.....ride it! It's never to late to live happily ever after! Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want,but the realization of how much you already have!
Quotes I Like
You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours. ~Colin Powell Those who race through life finish first. ~Darrel Hunsbedt --------------- Good thing I'm not the competitive type. ♥Sixxy Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. ~Mark Twain ------------- A good reason to live each and every day minute by precious minute...and never miss a chance to say "Bless you", "I apologize", "Thank you", "I miss you", or...most importantly..."I love you." ♥Sixxy
Quotes & Random Thoughts
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry 12:00 Lunch with best friend at a fashionable outdoor diner. 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror. 7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from
Quotes About Sex Nsfw
Sex is like playing bridge.....If you don't have a good hand you'd better have a good partner "if its not erotic. Its not interesting." -- Fernando Arrabal "nobody will every win the battle of the sexes. There's to much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger "How are men just like floor tiles? Because if you lay them right the first time , you can walk all over them the rest of your life." --Anonymous "An erection is a mysterious thing. There's always the fear, each time one goes, that you won't be seeing it again." -Kirk Douglas "The reason so many women fake orgasm is that so many men fake foreply" - Anonymous "The greatest discovery of the 20th century is that womne like it too." -George Burns "All to many men still seem to believe, in a rather naive and egocentric way, that what feel good to them is automatically what feels good to women. " - Shire Hite "It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls neve have the time." -Tallu
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MyHotComments To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial. ~Author Unknown MyHotComments
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Quotes Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten. It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
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Stupidity is like a skill, some are born with it and some develop it over a period of time." (Unknown) Submitted by Pavan Savoy "He who laughs last didn't get it." Helen Giangregorio "Life is not about how many breaths you take... it's about how many moments take your breath away." (unknown) A. Powell Davies: Life is just a chance to grow a soul. A. Powell Davies: Life is just a chance to grow a soul. Abraham Lincoln: And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Adrienne Rich: Life on the planet is born of woman. You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. - David Levesque - Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to respect this. - Stephen Packer - What Is It That I Love? If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her th
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Ink to paper is thoughtful Ink to flesh, hard-core. If Shakespeare were a tattooist We'd appreciate body art more. ~Carrie Latet Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. ~Author Unknown Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone. ~Vince Hemingson Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? ~Author Unknown Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. ~Author Unknown I thought when love for you died, I should die. It's dead. Alone, most strangely, I live on. ~Rupert Brooke When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal. ~Author Unknown In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everythin
Quotes,sayings,other People Thoughts
A bbleesed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and the worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults. CHARLES KINGSLEY Friends are like windows through which you see out into the world and back into yourself....If you don't have friends you see much less than you otherwise might. MERLE SHAIN We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop which makes it run over; si in a series of kindnesses there is at last one which makes the heart run over. SAMUEL JOHNSON A friend is one to whom one can pour out all the contents of one's heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping, and, with the breath of kindness, blow the rest away. ARABIAN PROVERB more to come>>>>>>>>> A friend is someone you can do nothing with and enjoy it. ANONYMOUS
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Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile. Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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"Think of a photograph as an insight into the soul of the world; with the special ability to transform your mood, take you to faraway places, and reinvigorate your sense of wonder." Lee Rentz http://leerentz.com/
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A ship in the harbor is safe. But that's not what ships are built for. - Anonymous
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To all of the guys on here that know and adore me (and why do you, by the way? lol)....I am officially taken.....be nice to him...lol. I will just come right out and say it: I want to be a mother. I have spent the last decade of my life being lovingly refered to as the "Family Nanny", but as much as I love my nephew and dozen or so cousins and second cousins, I just want to start my own family. Well, as fortune would have it, my darling one feels up for the challenge as well (poor guy...lol). However, despite several attempts at conception...well, we have yet to get any "positive" results. So, today, I was a bit excited upon realizing (and forgive me if this proves to be too much information) that I am "late". So, of course, I rushed off to purchase a pregnancy test. I frowned at the little window as only one pink line appeared on it...I am not pregnant. Now, at this point you may be wondering about the title of this blog, "It Is Just Not Fair". Allow me to explain: I have a c
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I read this quote about a month ago on a church bulliton board That I pass every day. I find myself reading this everytime, I guess it just makes since when you think about it and its got me putting things in perspective in a couple areas of my life, so here it is, let me know what you think. "Don't let yesterday take up to much of today".
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. This is a quote I need to learn to live by...should have a long time ago!!
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If i tripped acid rt now, id be fucked. Everyone would turn into wookies, kids would be ewoks, and id be carrying a laser pointer thinking it was a lightsaber. And end up naked, demanding Jabba gave me back Han Solo, at whitecastle Cassidy ™: was gettin fukked from behind.....then i was on top and i was like...........sniff sniff I smell shit.................LOL all over the fookin floor and bed..........hehehehe how sexy is that luv..........copy and paste this into your fukkin blog
Quotes From The Duke
John Wayne Quotes Oscar Winning Speech On receiving the best actor Oscar for his role as Rooster Cogburn in "True Grit." "Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm no stranger to this podium. I've come up here and picked up these beautiful golden men before, but always for friends. One night I picked up two: one for Admiral John Ford and one for our beloved Gary Cooper. I was very clever and witty that night--the envy of, even, Bob Hope. But tonight I don't feel very clever, very witty. I feel very grateful, very humble, and I owe thanks to many, many people. I want to thank the members of the Academy. To all you people who are watching on television, thank you for taking such warm interest in our glorious industry. Good night." Personal Philosophy "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." "I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please.
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride! "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure of the universe." ~Einstein
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"Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open."- Alexander Graham Bell "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence"- Leonardo da Vinci
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While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man wishing he could talk softly to her ear. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her reminding her how wonderful she is. While you HURT your woman, there's a man wishing he could make love to her. While you make you women cry there's a man stealing smiles frm her.....♥     Just so everyone knows i did not write this, i got it from a family member of mine and i related to it so i wanted to make sure i wouldnt forget it plus i wanted to share it wit everyone. thanks. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Brave men are all verterbrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle. - G.H. Chesterton
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"don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened"
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I am only in my room tonight, my roommates having gone home for the weekend. So, upon the second roommates leaving, she essentially left me a list of work to do. This is everything, including a job she was suppose to do. I have to clean all the dishes that have accumulated throughout the whole week because no one can clean immediately after themselves. I know I am guilty of this myself, but to lay everything on me is wrong in my personal opinion. On top of this, she was suppose to clean the bathroom, but, upon my return to the room, she told me she was unable to clean the bathroom cause she had to hurry on home to see her grandmother. While I respect this, she was done with class for a while and had time to clean the bathroom. In turn, she also decides to complain about my room and saying that I need to pick up my clothes, which were only around my desk. I understand that I need to respect the space, but they were not bothering her at all. Yea, she said she stepped on th
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"Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love,it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life-love shouldnt be one of them"
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you. Send this to all your friends including me and see how many you get back. Send this balloon to everybody you like You may also return it to me.?? Love....... It's hanging on when you think you've had enough,And giving more when you feel like giving up! (tryin with all my might to just hang on!) English - I love you. Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie French - Je T'aime Hindu - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae Czech - Miluji Te Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta Italian - Ti Amo Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu German - Ish Libe Dish Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
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I don't know about you but this is the craziest herd i've ever seen...
Quotes From One Of My Favorite Authors
Here is my favorite part of my all time favorite book, The Little Prince. It is a little long but well worth reading. The fox's secret is my favorite quote of anything I have ever read. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. "Who are you?" asked the little prince, and added, "You are very pretty to look at." "I am a fox," the fox said. "Come and play with me," proposed the little prince. "I am so unhappy." "I cannot play with you," the fox said. "I am not tamed." "Ah! Please excuse me," said the little prince. But, after some thought, he added: "What does that mean--'tame'?" "You do not live here," said the fox. "What is it that you are looking for?" "I am looking for men," said the little prince. "What does that mean--'tame'?" "Men," said the fox. "They have guns, and they hunt. It is very disturbing. They also raise chickens. These are their only interests. Are you looking for chickens?" "No," said the little prince. "I am looking for frie
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When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever.” He who angers you, Controls You!! Stand with me,stand beside me, but dont stand in my way!
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Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies
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"No matter how rare true love may be, it is less so then true friendship!" Beautifully stated.... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, la ugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you 'll never get back! "Don't be afraid that your life will end, be a fraid that it will never begin." "Never question if you are in love or not, because if you were you wouldn't need to ask."
Quotes By Known People
What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ~George Eliot~ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean~ And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. ~Abraham Lincoln~
Quotes About The U.s. Marine Corps
"Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown "There is NO job in the Field Artillery for the weak, the timid or the indecisive." - Unknown "Artillery adds dignity, to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl" - Frederick the Great, king of Germany, 1740 to 1786 "Gunners will always fight together, drink together, laugh together, and morn together." - Unknown A Toast to the Guns By them we live, For them we would die. Whatever the Mission, We'll give it a try. We'll serve them with Honor For they are the ones; That make us Artillerymen, So here's to the Guns: TO THE GUNS!! - Unknown "You can't describe the moral lift, when in the fight your spirits weary hears above the hostile fire, Your own artillery. Shells score the air like wavy hair from a forward battery. As regimental cannon crack While from positions further back, in bitter sweet song overhead crashing discordantly Division's
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Quotes By Thorn • It’s better to be a open sinner than a false saint • Master yourself or become enslaved by others • Nothing fails quicker than doing nothing • The weak never fail. Only strong are capable of failing • Easy conditions breed weak people. Adversity breeds warriors. • Establish world peace, kill everyone • One man can change the world…… with enough ammunition. • God made man in his own image, Satan in hers. • Make life happen, don’t wait for it to happen • When faced with an unavoidable conflict, strike first. • A hero is someone who steps up when every one else backs down. • Death greets us all, but I will allow my enemies to be received first.
Quotes About Love
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry? - Unknown We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved
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Love is patient and kind, love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. Love does not demand its own way. Love is not irriable, and it keeps no record of when it has been wronged. It is never glad about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful and endures though every circumstance. Love will last forever.
Quotations Amongst Myself
How it is we collide and find ourselves twisted in a wreck of emotions, but it is the heart that remains and never truly walks away without the injury of hurt. -Rod P. Stapleton A writer is not only a writer, a writer is an artist, for what a painter does with a brush a writer simply does with words. -Rod P. Stapleton It is not that I fear death, for I do not fear dying when amongst such beauty, it is that I fear to see such beauty die before me. -Rod P. Stapleton In life it is not ones heart that is in agony when violated, it is ones spiritual intellect, which takes flight to hide from the veracity of vitality itself. -Rod P. Stapleton Birds sing, I sing, maple runs sweet from its birthplace, I as well was born sweet. It was the wind allowing ripples to become waves amongst harrowing wild seas that has made me trivial to my mother and her unwavering nature. -Rod P. Stapleton Is there at all much difference between assassinating one by means of a bullet and that of
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ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. Curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. FRANKLIN P. JONES: Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. ROBERT FROST: In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. JOHN LENNON: Reality leaves a lot to the imagination. ALLAN K. CHALMERS: The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. . AMY BLOOM: Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. ELIZABETH BARRET BROWNING: Whoso loves, beli
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QUOTES!!!!!! ~Some Quotes~ -I ran up the door and closed the stairs turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me tonight! -Let's make it work and prove the world is wrong. - I wont mess with your head or play with your heart Because I'm a real girl & I finish what I start. -The guy might wear the pants in the relationship but I control the zipper! -Out of all the people I've ever met. You're the only one who makes me draw those silly hearts on my paper. -Love starts with a smile Grows with a kiss & ends with a tear Love what you have and love what you had -Hope is what keeps us going. Love is what keeps us alive. -I only want to be with you; on two conditions [ always & forever ] -Take a hint silly, I like you. -I don't want anyone but you so pull me close and never let go. -I guess we all make mistakes sometimes But you were my biggest. MY FAVORITE ONE ->->->->->Welcome to broken hearted airlines.
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"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - -- Martin Luther King Jr. "Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century." - -- Mark Twain "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - -- Oscar Wilde "I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything." - -- Oscar Wilde "Death is not the worst than can happen to men." - -- Plato "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." - -- Oscar Wilde
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Perhaps drunkenness and sleep are the only ways God has given us to forget and sometimes forgetting is the only cure for pain
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"your looks are kinda pretty......when your face doesnt screw it up" -the goonies "To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises." -some random website paul showed me me: whats your opinions on kids CJ: they exist but i dont want them for a long time me: HAHAHAHHA "i dream of angels, but live with demons" -crazy guy in law and order Ross: why dont you go lay down for a minute? Me: bc i have shit to do, and ppl to talk too Ross: psh you have ppl to do and shit to talk Me: O SNAP!! "if you ever dream you whooped me, you better wake up and apologize"
Quotes To Think About
The mirror sees the man as beautiful, The mirror loves the man; another sees the man as frightful and hates him, and it is always the same being who produces the impressions." De Sade "Only childish people imagine that the world is what we think it is" C G Jung "Reality can never compete with fantasy in a world where fantasies control basic value systems" Wilsen Key "The chief source of disorder in society is the hypocrisy of those who pretend to be virtuous, on the one hand, while all the time behaving contrary to their pofessed beliefs." Plato, The Republic "Our deepest fears reside just behind the everyday and the bland." John Berger, The Sense of Sight "Common sense must be jarred into uncommon sense. A major service mathematics rendered humanity over the past century was to put "common sense" where it belongs, on the topmost shelf next to the dusty botle labeled "Discarded Non sense." Eric T. Bell "The most da
A Quote With Meaning
Many things in life are complicated, but i can not let the complicity of complicated things hold me back. Instead i must move on and forget about past relationships, bad memories,and any negative things that i always seem to remember first.Sometimes we all need to take those risk in life and whether we fail or not keep our heads up high. By taking risk we might just find something good that we will want to fight for.
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After a while you learn that you don't need anyone else in order to survive. No one is ever going to always be there, no matter what they say or what they promise you. You just gotta suck it up, accept it, and keep on keepin' on! Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them. Your single. Make the best of it. It doesn't mean you're not good enough for anyone, it means no one is good enough for you If this is what you want, I'm fine with that. But please don't ever come back. You HAD your chance and you lost it. We go to school for thirteen years && one thing they never teach us is how to say goodbye. Don't find love; let love find you that's why its called falling in love you dont force yourself to fall y o u . j u s t . d o What if I said you never mattered, that I never lost a moment of sleep? Wha
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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. -Oscar Wilder One murder made a villain, Millions a hero. Princes were privileg'd To kill, and numbers sanctified the crime. Ah! why will kings forget that they are men, And men that they are brethren? -Bishop Beilby Porteus "What do you truly thrive on in life? Simply being loved. Taking life as it comes, and enjoying every moment."
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Decide right now to make this day a memorable one. Make use of the precious moments now available to you to do something you'll continue to remember and be thankful for, years and years from now. This very day is your opportunity to move life forward in a significant way. Choose to find your enjoyment today in making a real and enduring positive difference. Do you realize how fortunate you are to be able to transform the fleeting hours of this day into something that will continue to add value to the world long after this day is over? Can you see how profoundly fulfilling it will be to live this day in such a way that you can always look back upon it with grateful satisfaction? Just imagine living every day that way. Then, go beyond merely imagining it and start to continually live with a strong and abiding sense of true purpose. The whole universe spreads out in front of you. And anything is possible in this very moment. Make this day a beautiful and memorable one. Then r
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I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, inlife after life, in age after age forever ~Rabindranath Tagore~ Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry? ~unknown~ Never say goodbye when you still want to try, Never give up when you still feel you can take it Never say you dont love a person when you cant let go ~Dons~
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Monkeys eat banannas...can i feed yours one...lol...j/k..
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What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god. We cannot conceive of matter being formed of nothing, since things require a seed to start from... Therefore there is not anything which returns to nothing, but all things return dissolved into their elements. What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"add this to a list of things I didn't want to see"
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I need more time to procrastinate "Never rub another mans rubarb" "what this town needs is an enema"
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The Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams Eleanor Roosevelt Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson Thou art to me a delicious torment Ralph Waldo Emerson Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. William Shakespeare Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. Anaïs Nin
Quotes To Live By
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WE FEW, LOYAL FEW, WE BAND OF BROTHERS; for whoever sheds his blood with me shall BE MY BROTHER, and those men afraid to go into battle will think themselves lesser men as they hear how WE FOUGHT AND DIED TOGETHER!! ---Shakespeare
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“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” - Marianne Williamson *happy hour drinks for commenting this entry :) ♥ my friends
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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.If you can’t eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away
Quotes And Lyrics
Different Kinda Lady By Haystak She was the prom queen, the world was hers With a wave of her hand, whispered words Hearts broken by her abilities Addicted to the sweetness of a gentle kiss Lost in a search for something she might never find Never know if she don’t try, the results will come in time No time to smell the roses, let alone slow dance Too many bad memories of forgotten romance She walked out slammed the door Damn him, she didn’t need him A child game she had to cloth him feed him Alone after so long gave up hope Convinced all men were abusive Undependable heathens and sold dope Mister right wasn’t coming A fact that she would have to face She didn’t have no time to waste, she had a man to raise No man to chase, sick of living in this blasted place No time to sit around weeping like a basket case Her son made it all worthwhile The only man that got to see her smile She reminisced about her lifestyle before the baby came She did what responsible peo
Quotes That Inspire
You can run from LOVE and if it's REALLY LOVE it will FIND you CATCH you by the heel... But you can't be numb for LOVE. The ONLY PAIN is to feel NOTHING at all... How can I hurt when I'm holding YOU?!!! It's hard to wait around for something... that you know might not happen, but it's even harder to give up, when you know it's everything you've ever wanted!!! WANTED by many! TAKEN by none! LOOKING at some! WAITING for one!
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Quote of the day, one of my favorites - "Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating." O. Henry An excerpt from a book I am writing...   Sometime in my adolescence I started noticing the feminine form. Or at least I thought so. I fell in love with the curves and how they made a dress move and gave jeans life. Sometime in my adult hood my ideas of what a woman was did a complete reversal. And that’s when, for the first time in my life I really saw the feminine form.   The true feminine form cannot be seen in a photo, in an art gallery, or in any movie of any rating. To see the true feminine form you have to look farther than you have before, deeper than most people care to look, and all while holding your breath. It starts deep in the soul of a woman, riding on waves that we refer to as “charm”, and is always present, even on her worst day. It’s often missed despite filling rooms and often misunderstood despite be
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NEVER LIE TO THE ONE YOU LOVE FOR THE TRUTH TO THEM IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD! "WHEN YOU LOVE, LOVE TRUE, HONEST AND COMPLETE...NEVER LIE TO THEM AND ALWAYS HOLD THEIR HEART CLOSE" The Heart Knows Where It Belongs And With Whom...Listen And Follow...It will Guide You Home Where You Belong...as LightCloud would say...I know where I belong...
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9 April 2008 AMERICA, USA -- Last week, a new frontier in medicine was reached when former soldier Nick Chenevert was hit by a car, plummetted off a bridge 30 feet to the ground, and survived to tell the tale. Upon arriving at the hospital, Chenevert was shot in the head by Dr. Wanda Fang, who was simply "not in the mood" to treat his wounds. Wanda speaks out about her decision to shoot Mr. Chenevert: "I saw him being wheeled in, with several limbs broken and a concussion, and I thought, 'damn, this is going to take at least an hour, and I want to get home and watch Scrubs!'" She was highly perplexed by this dilemma for several minutes. Then, the solution hit her: "The other doctors and I could simply kill him! After all, he should have died anyway from such a huge fall, the little creep. So I asked a nurse to bring in a pistol for us, and we blew the little bastard's brains out." Chenevert's body was sanitarily disposed of in a dumpster behind the hospital. "He decide
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"You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit." -- Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac "Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself." -- Mark Twain "There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action." -- Johann von Goethe "I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." -- Booker T. Washington (1856 - 1915) "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." -- Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962) "Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful." -- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784) "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -- Herm Albright (1876 - 19
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Some say that the best thing to do in life is to keep walking forward keep pushing threw. When you find a wall break it down with a sledge and keep on moving.eventually the walls will keep getting smaller and smaller till there no longer there. Well unfortunatly for me my wall keep getting bigger and bigger and i cant seem to break them. I have been finding myself wondering is there any mark i could leave on this earth for the betterment of those i love and trust. I fear the answer is no. to those who know me I'm a Hero to those who Love me I'm a brother Son Nephew Father And Lover. But what will my mark be on this earth. I have held the hearts of others only to lose them in the chaos that my life is leading me threw. I've held the lives of others in my hands only to fail at saving them. I've hurt those who seem to be unhurtable by actions i have done. So again I ask What mark will i leave. One of Love, One of Trust, One of a Hero, Or that of Someone who has done no everlasting greater
Quote: Sweeny Todd
There's a hole in the world, like a great black pit. And it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhadit it. But not for long! They all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs.Lovett tell you why Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs.Lovett There are 2 kinds of men and only 2, There's the one's staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs.Lovett Look at you! No we all deserve to die Even you, Mrs.Lovett Even I Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief for the the rest of us, death will be a relief WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE !!!! Sweeny Todd ......
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"Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people who mind don't matter and the people who matter don't mind." "Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." "We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude." "It's better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not." "Sometimes you gotta laugh through the tears,smile through the pain, so that you can live through sorrow." "Some of the best things in life will come to you when you're not looking." "Even a rose has to go through alot of dirt before it blossoms." "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." "What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." "The only thing you should regret in life are the risks you didn't take." "No regret
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Have you ever noticed in the midst of things that the world around you isn't what it seems? That all before you seems so rare; yet is taken forgranted more than the air. No matter where you go, there you always are; heaving & trodding a beaten path thus far, and as the world turns day by day; and you slowly begin to lose your way, When the sun has fallen and darkness falls; & the deafening scream of silence calls, You open your eyes & to what you're amazed..... Another day's gone by & yet nothing's changed!! ~*~D!x!3*D3^1L~*~ "There are no little events in life. Those we think of no consequence might be full of fate." -Amelia Barn- "No matter where you go, there you always are." -Charles Manson-
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"Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that never miss the opportunity to give encouragement." -- George Burton Adams 'Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in
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Sexuality is an honest reflection of our innermost personalities, and we should ensure that its expression is healthy. Making love is something mysterious, sacred, and often the most profound interaction between people. Whether what is created is a relationship or a pregnancy, the legacy of both partners will be inherent in their creation. What we put into love determines what we get out of it. from 365 Tao by Deng Ming-Dao Ram Tzu knows this... It's a lie It's all a lie. The Buddha, Christ, Mohammed Moses, Lao Tzu, All were consummate liars. Blaspemer explain yourself! The Truth cannot be known In the way you think of knowledge. It does not make sense. It functions in a realm Closed to the mind. The first utterance about Truth Is the first step Down the path of deceit. In fact-- These very words are But another turd On the dung heap Of what passes for Truth. from No Way for the Spiritually "Advanced" by Ram Tzu You can be seen sitting for hours
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The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. — Allan K. Chalmers We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. — Joseph Campbell Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things. — Benjamin Franklin It is the ability to choose which makes us human. — Madeleine L’Engle Don’t worry about mistakes. Making things out of mistakes, that’s creativity. — Peter Max There are two kinds of talent, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent you just touch it up once in a while. — Pearl Bailey Love is love. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. — Leo Tolstoy Perfection is attained by slow degrees, it requires the hand of time. — Voltaire In the right light, at the right time, e
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There are many things in your heart you can never tell to another person. They are you, your private joys and sorrows, and you can never tell them. You cheapen yourself, the inside of yourself, when you tell them. -Greta Garbo Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. -Ambrose Bierce
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In fair Weather prepare for foul.  -  Thomas Fuller Life is a lively process of becoming.  -  Douglas MacArthur True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.  -  Charles Caleb Colton 
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A Women Has Strengths That Amazes The World. She Can Handle Trouble & Carry Heavy Burdens. She Holds Happiness, Love & Opinions. She Smiles When She Feels Like Screaming. She Sings When She Feels Like Crying, Cries When She's Happy & Laughs When She's Afraid. Her Love Is Unconditional! There's Only One Thing Wrong With Her..... 'She Sometimes Forgets What She is WORTH!'
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These are just sum Quotes that caught my eye in one book I have called "Think Big" Thot I shud share a few of them with yall.... -If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. -The road to a successful relationship is always under construction. -Forgivness is the key to happiness. -Love lets the past die by moving us to a new beginning without changing the past. -Don't lead me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -A realationship is like a gem; it requires friction to polish it. -Negative thinking is mental malpractise. -If you don't know what direction to take, you haven't acknowledged where you are. -The best way to predict your future is to create it. -If you can't find the time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find the time to do it over? -If you and you partner always agree, one of you is unneccessary! -Therapist a
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"The greatness of a nation can be judges by the way its ANIMALS are treated." MAHATMA GANDHI The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself. Publilius Syrus Women who follow the rules rarely make history. ~unknown~
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tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. Alexander the Great Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters. Alexander the Great How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. Alexander the Great I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. Alexander the Great I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. Alexander the Great I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is excellent, than in the extent of my power and dominion. Alexander the Great Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. Alexander the Great There is nothing impossible to him who will try. Alexander the Great A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. Alexander the Great How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. Alexander the Great I am
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If I were strong enough, if I were wrong enough to be someone like you Would you have let me come to be with you If I had made my own and I had overcome to be someone like you Would you have let me come to be with you If I could be with someone like you Would you, would you be strong enough for me And if I could stay with someone like you Would you, would you be strong enough If I had made my way if I had chose to stay and be someone like you Would you have let me come to be with you If I had made myself become like someone else and be someone like you Would you have let me come to be with you If I could be with someone like you Would you, would you be strong enough for me And if I could stay with someone like you Would you, would you be strong enough for me Can you see me holding you right in my arms, right in my arms If I could be with someone who’s just like you Would you, would you, would you be strong enough for me If I could be with someone like you
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SUCCESS IS NOT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS. HAPPINESS IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS. IF YOU LOVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING, YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. -Albert Schweitzer
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"WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING"
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IF LIFE CAN HANDLE ME THEN I CAN HANDLE LIFE -GARRETT CHRISTENBURY
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Hinc mihi fletus abundat, hinc fletus inundat. Est mihi pallor in ore, Est, quia fallor amore. Hence my tears are abundant Hence my tears are flowing. My face is pale Because of love's dissapointment. sic erit; haeserunt tenues in corde sagittae, et possessa ferus pectora versat Amor. Cedimus, an subitum luctando accendimus ignem? cedamus! leve fit, quod bene fertur, onus. Thus it will be; slender arrows are lodged in my heart, and Love vexes the chest that it has seized Shall I surrender or stir up the sudden flame by fighting it? I will surrender - a burden becomes light when it is carried willingly. I want to give you a quote from an obscure but wonderful writer, Sheridan Le Fanu, a paragraph spoken in extreme angst by a haunted character in one of his many exquisitely written ghost stories. This author, a native of Dublin, died in 1873, but mark how fresh is this language, and how horrifying the expression of the character Captain Barton in the
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"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." ~ James Madison ~
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The more that we take The paler we get I can't remember what it is We try to forget The tile on the floor So cold it could sting In your eyes is a place Worth remembering For you to go and take this And smash it apart I've gone all this fucking way To wind up back at…back at the start Hey! The closer we think we are Well, it only got us so far Now you've got anything left to show? No, no I didn't think so. Hey! The sooner we realize We cover ourselves with lies But underneath we're not so tough And love is not enough Well, it hides in the dark Like the withering vein We didn't give it a mouth So it cannot complain We never really had a chance We never really make it through I never think I'd believe I believed I could get better with you Hey! The closer we think we are Well, it never got us so far Now you've got anything left to show? No, no I didn't think so. Hey! The sooner we realize (quiet repeat) We cover ourselves with lies But undern
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I believe in pink I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner I believe in kissing, kissing A LOT I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls I believe that tomorrow is another day And I believe in Miracles ~ Audrey Hepburn
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One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life.
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" Do you love me because I'm beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me." " To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world." " Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me." " Being happy, doesn't mean everything's perfect; It means that you decided to look beyond the imperfections!" " Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." " Never regret anything because at one time...it was exactly what you wanted." " Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again." " It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy with someone else, but its more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you." " Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell." " Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?" " Why do you say you care for m
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some people come into our lives and quickly go.some stay for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.
Quotes & Such I Relate To.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. Sir Winston Churchill Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. Aristotle
Quote Of The Day 10/28/08
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own.
Quotes From A Six Yr Old Boy
12/04: "Mommy today was such a beautiful day, the cold went away and the beautiful sun came out and it made me all warm. Mommy, it was soooo beeeuuuuteeefulll. ***But Mommy, I got the red mark (at school) because my brain wasn't turned on. ***(Seriously, this is true) "Obama and McCain were on TV fighting and they started wrestling and Obama said Im going to kill you and then they made up and were friends" LMAO!! ***Why is my name *** why did'nt you name me Indiana Jones?"
A Quote From One Of My Favorite Writers
Hatred is a bitter, damaging emotion. It winds itself through the blood, infecting its host and driving it forward without any reason. Its view is jaundiced and it skews even the clearest eyesights. Sacrifice is noble and tender. It's action of a host who values others above himself. Sacrifice is bought through love and decency. It is truly heroic. Vengeance is an act of violence. It allows those who have been wronged to take back some of what was lost to them. Unlike sacrifice, it gives back to the one who practices it. Love is deceitful and sublime. In its truest form,it brings out the best in all beings. At its worst, it's a tool used to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enough to hold it. Don't be stupid. Sacrifice is for the weak. Hatred corrupts. Love destroys. Vengeance is the gift of the strong. Move forward, not with hatred, not with love. Move forward with purpose. Take back what was stolen. Make those who laughed at your
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"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So —if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

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