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Poetry
god You want to see me choke on broken glass gasp for air struggle to survive suffer in pain never allow me to surpass... You toy with me and taunt me your marionette you dangle me above the flames mock me with your silence you lead me astray blind my vision take my heart and soul to claim... Callous I have grown immune to your disease useless are the games you play thinking that you will succeed... Amusing how you orchestrate this cacophony the creator of this carnival in hell I laugh out loud maniacally this broken clown has broken your spell... James C Leveroni 4_8_13

Poetry That Intrigues Me
You are my only one,Above or below the sun As I meet your deep eyes,We connect with a depth I cannot disguise. My dark angel,Sweet at heart but with wings of power,I am entranced in this moonlight hour,The more we are together, our love empowers, With lips so tender and nectar sweet,And dark hair all but neat,I listen dearly for your hearts solid beat,And silently bask in your comforting body heat. My one true wish is that we could stay,Never be separated for a single day, Take me with you If you may,With your mighty love sweep me away.

Poetry
sweetest angel whom i hold dear taken too soon before i can know you better your love for all an inspiration for life your honesty and courage the beacon of hope your selflessness the truest of purity the life you lived, even though short was the best i know to this date those which you leave will never forget the life you lived and the hope you gave i know when my time comes i will see you again for i know youre saving me a seat next to you up above ......... Rest In Peace Felipe

Poetry
The devil must be the inventor of love It hurts to much to much to come from heaven above Wearing a mask to hide his face Sneaking around to find his place A place like the heart thats inside of me Roaming freely to get what he needs Things that only my heart knows Useing it againts me to make my love grow Telling me things i need to hear Makeing me feel safe because he knows my every fear Untill the day his face is unmasked Shattering my heart as if it was glass A plan so clever that works so well Must be from the devil Straight out of hell BY William J Holt AKA Mrchevy We all know the truth can sometimes hurt So we lie to protect others feelings hopeing that it will work But a lie only prolongs and intensifies the pain Still we tell ourselfs what we are doing is the right thing Lieing to ourself is were we start things Bendding and reshapeing until

Poetry
i cling to her essenceshe moves with such a wonderful presencei catch a glimpse of a smileas she laughs with joyat the antics of a small toyi long for her in vainwhile i stand out in the rainshes my only true loveas precious and pure as a dovealas im only a ravenso ill never know the warm havenof her loving embrace It's gleaming ivory petals open with hopeto soak in the joy of lifeit glows with the essence of happinessand unfolds to the sound of children laughingthe petals wander the worldfeeling out all the good in lifesuddenly it touches a deep hatredand feels death and decay force its way inquickly it wraps its tendrils around the petalswar and famine turning ivory to blackbefore the rose can react its suffocatedthe blackness of mans evil taking overwith a dying gasp of lifeits overtaken by evil and withersto laugh and dream no more "Angel Rain"I stared at her faceand tasted her moist peachy lips.I watched the rain fall on our bodiesas we lay on the damp emerald grass.I gazed at the

Poetry
On top of gravesMake love my darling,Make love,and while you're alive,Have wine,Get drunk,There are no second helsingsFor the deadKnow nothing of death,Nor of their lifeThat has passed. ~Annonymous Disappointment seems to be the only thing I feel.The world outside; it seems so fake Since nothing within is real.To say I've lost it all, and that there's no way to return,Would be a blatant lie, you see. The Truth, I've yet to learn.I gave it all away, to my new Gods; Drugs and Sex.Despite the heartfelt warnings Of my sweet embittered ex.The choice is made, The Path thus laid, I've only left to tread.I'm told that if I keep it up, Not long and I'd be dead.Yet through it all, I heard the voice, So harsh and full of Hate,That quoth to me the same mantra That I wish would abate:"Fuck it all. You're gonna die. So why drag out this pain?Embrace The End on your own terms, And let your Words remain."These Words: they seek to permeate; My Heart, My Mind, My Soul.To make me lead a life

Poetry
Stepping out Dripping Warm Glistening even in shadows Meticulous Every valley known Every nook explored Sounds escaping Whispers Silent melodies Dizzying Ethereal Rhythmic Pulse Eyes closing Succumbing Inner monologues Reverie Excitement Chills All in one A touch A look A memory Lost in the moment A private joygasm Thinking of you... Heart PoundingBodies GrindingHeat...You enter the tranceWhisking away to another dimensionYour body movesThe feelings envelope youCarressing youYou move to his command hypnoticallyMind racingBody quakingSurrender Hold mecomfort meLove meNeed meA selfish hexA necessityLet me run across a pastureLet me leave the rocky mountainsJust for awhileTake me awayto the serenityto the calmness,that you have brought meLet me gaze...into your twinkling eyesSo vibrant, carefree,and So lovingEmbrace me with,your Gentle touchColor my cheekswith Soft-spoken wordsTurn my world,from black and white,into a Rainbow of colorLet me Quiver,from your KissJust Take me Awayl

The Poets Tongue
My Name is Beth(Meth) Try me just once and you will find, I'll have you hooked, control your mind... Make you feel happy, so full of life, Forget all your worries, forget all your strife... I'm all that you'll think of, every day, Take control of your life in every way... More precious than diamonds, pearls, or gold, You'll do anything for me, a sight to behold... When you ever need me just look around, You wont have far to go, im easily found... I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, maybe next door... My love is addictive, I'm sure you'll agree, I'm here for you always, it's just you and me... I have many names, but the one you know best, Is what you can call me, my name is BETH... My grip is awesome, try me you'll see, But if you do you might not break free... Try me just once, I might let you go, When you come back again, then I'll own your soul... When i posses you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you ha

Poetry And Other Self-expressions.
The Devil's Illusion Distressed,Confused,Holding on to a broken past.It haunts you,It taunts you,Beckoning your soul to hell.Deteriorating,Terrorizing,This terrible lie has cast a spell over you.Used,Abused,You're tearing yourself to pieces over this... ..It will never let go,As long as you hold on,As long as you desire.It'll never let go,As long as you hate,As long as you love.It'll never let go,As long as you dwell on your shattered memories,It'll never let go,While you carry on with these distorted mentalities... ..It invades your dreams,It tears at the seams,It devours your heart and your mind.This is the truth,It is a part of you,yet all you can see is behind... ..Nothing seems right,Nothing seems fair,Everything is lost or so it appears…You can't go on,It doesn't feel real,In fact you can't feel fucking anything…You're lost in time,

Poetry
I gave you the keyThe key to my heartYet now you lost itMy heart is locked upIts to broken to open upI'll keep the key nowI won't give it awayI trusted you with itIts locked upThe key is hiddenI can't give it awayIt hurts to give it awayYou were the oneI wanted youThe key is goneMy heart is locked up Please come backI feel lost without youWanting the way I had youPlease come back to meWanting you hereI need you hereThis feeling I hateBeing without you is hardI want you backYou complete meYou were my everythingMy heart was yoursNow I feel aloneCrying out for youWanting you backI can't take it I once was loneYou came alongPicking me upWhen no other couldBeing there for meMaking me smileGiving me your timeI hate letting you goI feel lost againWithout you I'm nothingMy heart is shatteredThe feeling of being incompleteI hate being aloneYou made me feel wantedMaking me feel completePlease come back to me

Poetry Blog
Prince of words Man of my dreams Take away this darkness Inside of me Show me my soul Remind my heart it exists, Make me come alive With just one kiss Let me come into you And you inside me Come together as one Content...complete Brush a hair from my face Taste a tear from my eye Take me out of this hell Give me reason to try. Why is it that no matter what I do it simply isn't good enough for you So I jump fly deep within myself to find what it is I need to fix so you can see the deepest, most amazing part of me Oh! But while I am there

Poetry
Dedicated To kristen :) Deep inside my soul is aching> Longing for your touch> Inside my chest my heart is breaking> I'm missing you so much> You just don't know how much I love you> How much I really care> My feelings are strong and oh so true> This kind of love is rare> A life without you is not complete> I'm so empty inside> I long for the day we will be together> And no longer have to hide. I see youyou're in my dreamsmy thoughtsmy fantasiesYou are the sunshine on a rainy dayYou are the peaceful smile of deathYou are a child's golden laughtera mother's loving gazeI see youI hear youI feel youYou are my joymy warmthmy one true loveYou make every day a treasureYou are my life's breath For The One I Love

Poetry
This morning as I look outOn a cold and rainy sad November dayI sit here and wonder why the angels cryWhen it was you they took awayAre they your tears of happinessFor rejoining the one you lovedOr are they your tears of sadnessFor those of us you left below.Do you know how much you will be missed?And how much you are still lovedTime to time look down and seeUs crying for you above.Can angels come to visit us?I believe that they are always thereTo watch over us and keep us safeAnd to show us that they still care.A baby’s smile into an empty roomA familiar scent within the airA song plays when were thinking of youThe subtle hints that you are there.Will you be our angel?Come visit us every now and thenSo I won’t be so sad to say goodbye todayBecause today is not really the end.So for now just please

Poetry/blogging
I had a dream. In that dream i was lifted. I was whole. Nothing could hurt me. no one could find me. No one even thought of me. I was safe. I was happy.Then suddenly, after years, something dark entered my dream. and it consumed it, and warped it into a nightmare. and I was stuck. trapped and in fear.i tried to wake up, but when i awoke it was all the same. I had stayed safe for so long. I had escaped. But then my vacation had a natural disaster, and there were no flights out.

Pogo
For the past 6 years I have been a host in pogo pool,if you dont know what that is its a game site and pool is one of the games on it,hosting is what its called when you run tournaments for leagues within pogo,anyway recently I decided to make my own league,at the moment theres only 3 members and to make a room my own I need a 100 members,you might think this is easy but believe me,its a big pain. My league is called Nutz About Pool or nap for short. If anyone is interested in joining a pool league and playing some games of pool pls come along and join me at www.myleague.com/nap we are looking for new members so we can get this league going,if ya dont know what I am talking about thats fine,just move along lol. If anyone is interested and doesnt know how to go about getting involved pls email me at bananacreampie1x@yahoo.com

Pogos Ms. Nettiquette Letter From A Soldier
Dear Ms. Netiquette, I have a question/issue I'd like to bring up with you and see how you feel on this subject. I'm currently a soldier; Lt. Colonel, in the United States Army and deployed to Iraq. I'd say 95% of Pogo players have been VERY supportive and very friendly, and to those people I say THANK YOU-- it means the world to a soldier to hear those words or support and caring. Now to the issue I write you about. That other five percent. While chatting there have been times when someone will pipe in with "there is no way you're in Iraq," "They don't have computers for soldiers in Iraq," or "Well, it's nice to see our taxes are going." I'd like to say first off, YES-- the military has access to the net over here in Iraq. Sometimes the connections aren't the best but we DO have Internet, and a LOT of soldiers (and other military groups) have brought their own computers from home. As for what our tax payer's dollars are going towards-- please know it's not often that we get d

Po'hate'ry
All she ever wanted Was the one that would love her All she ever got were The ones that loved to want her She became their secret fantasy Their midnight snacking call Craving to hear her scream moans As their name echoed down her hall "Come for me my darling" Are the words that she would say Little pawns across the board The only game she knew how to play It was not the role she auditioned for The leading act, star nymphomaniac But she played the part so well A natural, aphrodisiac Like a siren on the rocks Singing to her prey She lured her victims in With songs of their dismay She licks her fingers victoriously Tasting her latest bedpost notch As the remains of their sanity Drip from her swollen crotch She didnt intend to be this way Planning and plotting her next ploy But every time she opened her nitestand drawer She changed the name of her toy She gives them what they want But takes away so much more Evolving from her impressioned person

Poiints???
AM i the only one who think people who post p;ix of puppys and unicorns for a rating AS STUPID??? c,mon pple!!! VERY BORING!!!! AM I THE ONLY GUY WHO HAS A CONSTANT SUPPLY OF CRUMBS IN THE FREAKIN KEYBOARD??? got a cheese eatin teenager who insists on eatin TOAST AND other edibles while online and im always havin ta turn keyboard over and smack the stuff out... (yeah, im bored!) ooohh!! please (fan) me!! wilo it EVER die down??

Points
just to say its my birthday:P any gifts will b nice to get hint hint:P hey ppl i need ur help i need 700points to get to next stage help plz :P well its coming closer now sunday 5h nov is my b 30 how sad that makes me feel i need to stop thinking of it help

Points
ok this is to all my friends that got msn add me and we can all talk there and stuff i really dont get much time on this and i would like to keep talkin to you all my email is thugangel134@hotmail.com i hope to see everyone there ok here it is my gf writes all these mumms about me none of them good thins about me so im gonna tell ya all what shes like so here it is i have been with her for 10 months now and love her alot but there is some problums here i got a bad temper (i would never hit her) and so does she (she has hit and stabbed me) shes up all night on the computer talking to who knows who she even gives her cell number to everyone who is a guy i work alot and she dont i get the weekends to sleep in and she dont let me but when she sleeps i gotta be all quite i wnat to know what all you guys and girls think about this so please get back to me hey if anyone wants to talk i got msn and yahoo my msn is thugangel134@hotmail.com and my yahoo is boutilier_robert@yahoo.com or ya can tx

The Point Of No Return
Well i did it i let someone push my buttons and piss me off and whats sucks it was someone i though was close to me well i called the recruter and now my first tour out of boot i s an iraq base fuck it why not go im not afriad of death im not afrid to sevrve my country for the better of good i wish everybody luck and i love you all but really what do i stand to lose my daughter stands to lose her father ya but she will be taken care of in the long run. people say im crazy for wanting to go but its all i want to do i just want to be a part of somthing maybe tthis will be it!!!!

6 Point Bed
a simple choice or so it seemed turns into this overplayed grand scheme never once thought out the consequences and now surrounded by these razor wire fences here now sitting in that lightning chair A simple decision on your end was never fair and here now in the end when its all done and said would you rather live then just be dead when the sky falls and the sun bleeds red all the shit runing through your head matters not laying in your 6 point bed this path was never clearly paved this pain and torture might have been saved all those lessons that you learned a one way trip straight to hell you've earned and now we come to this tragic conclusion this torment, this hell, is all an illusion and here now in the end when its all done and said would you rather live then just be dead when the sky falls and the sun bleeds red all the shit runing through your head matters not laying in your 6 point bed and now is the end of this sad tale on not a happy note bu

Pointless Rambling...
This is my very first blog entry, and I'm tempted to write something deep, moving and profound, as many people do on their very first blog entries. You know, something about love, hate, hope, or just life in general. Something to make you happy, sad, angry, or even kick start your imagination. Something that makes you want to laugh, cry, sing, or even stand up and scream. However, I feel that writing something deep, moving and profound should be saved for the second blog entry and, as I've already told you, this is my first. LuckyHubby

Points
FRIENDS OF MINE.. I NEED MORE POINT TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL HERE.. SO YOU ALL CAN SEE MY SEXY HOT PICS.... SO PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME OUT.. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ME AND GET THEM TO JOIN.. AND HAVE THEM LOOK AT ME.. AND RATE ME. I SOON WILL HAVE NEW PICS AND THEY WILL BE HOT AND SEXY.... LOVE YA.. HELP ME OUT....

Points
I just wanted to say THANK YOU to ALL who helped me get to the Next Cherry Level... Now its time to get to the next one... Boy it seems to take forever but it sure is fun and with Friends like you it really helps... ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO ALL WHO HELPED ME... Hello to all my Friends, Family and Fans... I am needing your help to get me to the next level... No matter what I try to do it seems as if the points I need to get to the next cherry wont come fast enough... Would you all go to my Photos and rate them and comment on them as well... That seems to work a lot faster. You can even Rate this Blog and that too will help... I THINK Thanks Jim

Pointless Entries Of A Clown
Day 1. Move into new house Day3. Car fails M.O.T so taken off the road Day 5. Electrics blow..... Day 6-9 waiting for electrician I was hoping to get past the 10 day mark before losing my car and getting a huge eletrcians bill....

Points Of Concern
> > Subject: Classroom Desks > > > > > > Read, well maybe even study this a little, it > carries a good message > > loud > > and clear. > > > > Back in September of 2005, on the first day of > school, Martha Cothren, a > > > > social studies school teacher at Robinson High > School in Little Rock, > > did > > something not to be forgotten. On the first day > of school, with > > permission > > of the school superintendent, the principal and > the building supervisor, > > she > > took all of the desks out of the classroom. > > > > The kids came into first period, they walked in, > there were no desks. > > They > > obviously looked around and said, 'Ms. Cothren, > where's our desk?' And > > she > > said, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how > you earn them.' > > > > They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.' > > > > 'No,' she said. > > > > 'Maybe it's our behavior.' > > > > And she told them, 'No, it's not even your > behavior.' > > > > A

Pointless Rantings
well i am going on my 3rd day without sleep. i usually work at night from about 3 in the afternoon till about 3 in the mourning. i started a new job this week too that starts about 7 in the mourning and the past 2 day i have had to go straight from there to my other job. its not hard i take care of kids dureing the day an 8 month old and a 4 year old. at night a 1 year old and a 2 year old they are all sweet kids but once you go so long without sleep and cant smoke around them so i am lucky if i get a break long enough to smoke a cig every 3 or 4 hours so needless to say i have not been in the best of moods and as far as i can see i dont have a day off anytime in the near future i dont know how much longer i am goin to be able to keep this up but both of the jobs are for freinds of mine and i cant say no to anyone much less freinds so i guess i am pretty much screwed i have no idea what i am going to do i am starting to get very impatient with them and thats not fair for the kids and t

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9 Points To Ponder To An F'd Up World
Number 9 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 8 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ...Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And, The Number 1 Thought For 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in Amer

Point Of View
POINT OF VIEW by Paul I look at her and in my mind She is naked Her great round breasts Nipples like organ stops Her lush bush Then I see her bending Straight legged Her lips in full view I kneel and with my tongue Part her curtains Tasting her juice Then she is on all fours My cock deep in her Her buttocks slapping against my belly My hands cupping her breasts Then I am back This is no way to look at my mother in law

Points
intrestin thing this pointz system. ya sit here all day rating hundreds of people and voting on mumms and leavin comments for other ppl.. then when ya hope to see some luv back ya get one or two ppl and its over.. it drives me nuts

Points????????????????
but I don't really care about the points system on here. I will gladly give points to any page I visit, but I'm not that into it. I justed wanted another way to express myself and meet other people. I appologize if I have upset anyone with this information, but that's just my own personal opinion. Stay cool.

Point Leveling Profiles
in viewing the attack on me by two ladies i have discovered a few fake profiles may be used to build points and leveling up they were also use to attack me and my family/friends as they disagreed with them. during the gathering of data, i created a fake profile with no referrals the fake profile leveled up to 5 while gathering data. the several fakes of the two never gain any levels. if they are not fake why didnt gain any points. two profiles were deleted but not before one of these profiles attacked me then it was deleted right away. i traced that profile to crystal's referral another profile i found had a stolen picture on it from a profile that is 2 years old and still a new user. the newer profile was also used to attack me. in total i think i see six profiles between two profiles that are fake and one of those profiles may also be fake, the crystal one. cant be sure on that but possible dj mischief has 5 referrals all fake but one. maybe all

Points
lol so I'm confused...idk how to do a lot of stuff on fubar...hence this odd blog...but anyways, just wanted to say hi to everyone...if anyone, who actually reads this. So, hope you're having a better day than I am...I have a cold...blah!

The Point Hounds
This is something that burns my ass. I'm sick of finding those fishing rates on My Bar Tab where I go check the person out and trying to be nice I return the love. Then I get the photo rate, so once again I return the favor. On it goes to the rate then finally comes some message about fanning and adding. This once again I wouldn't mind ,but it always turns out fruitless. I want friends that i can talk to. Not a bunch of dead weight motherfuckers. As my family knows, i like to get to know people and have some extensive shouts. I'm not into the cams or looking at NSFW pics all day every day. Sure it's an honor to get that privilege from those that have allowed me, but I'm not here to weasel in to get something new to tug to. I enjoy going up in levels, but not enough to waste my days and nights going on browses making pseudo friends that look pretty on my site. I contemplate dropping them every day if it weren't for the fact that even as outrageous as I appear I still have a respect for

Points!
This site is about points, so why is everyone being so negative on comments etc. Life is full of negativity, lets be positive and fun here ... we don't need the bad stuff on here too. This is supposed to be our getaway.

Point Folders
I have created 10 point folders in my pics. Each folder has 100 pics in each. I can't offer any fubux, since I am FUbroke....BUT, I am offering Rate for Rate...If you pick a folder, rate all 100 pics 10's...I will rate 100 of your pics 10's, as well. The same with 11's....like I said...Rate for Rate.. For those that don't have 100 pics...I will rate up to 100 stash & all of your pics. Either way, we ALL benefit. I have a little of everything...some men may think some of it is too girly, but I took some of my favorite things & made them. Folder 1: Cats Folder 2: Dogs Folder 3: Teddies (as in bears) Folder 4: Fairies Folder 5: Tinkerbell Folder 6: Horses Folder 7: LOLcats Folder 8: LOLdogs Folder 9: Anne Geddes Babies Folder 10: Anne Geddes Babies Cont. When you get done, private message me to let me know how many folders you have done & I will come return the love. Happy Rating!! ~*Lena*~ P.S. I may add 2 more folders...more for men...haven't decided yet, bu

Point Of View
"Point of View" Over and over everyday Society falls. What can I say? We're told to love, honor and obey, While we are lied to, cheated, and played. It's time, my friend, to open your eyes, End the pattern and end all the lies. Start at the source and hear your own cries. Look at yourself and stop all the lies. It can all change but it starts with you Don't give up you gotta see it through And in the end you will see it too My plain and simple point of view

Point Of No Return
-This is the point from which I can never return -And if I back down now then forever I’ll burn -This is the point from which I can never retreat -Cuz if I turn back now there can never be peace -This is the point from which I will die to succeed -Living the struggle at least I know I’m alive when I bleed -From now on it could never be the same as before -Because the place that I’m from does not exist anymore -I pledge no allegiance fuck all the Presidents speeches -I’m baptized by America covered in leaches -The dirty water that preaches -Washes out your soul and facial features -Downing you with propaganda -That they spit through their speakers -And if you speak about the evil that the government does -The patriot act will track you down to the type of your blood -They’ll try to frame you and try to say you sell drugs -Throw a federal inditement on all the people you love -This shit is run by fake Christians and fake politicians -Look at their mansions and now lo

Pointless
There's no point in posting your Marital status on ANY site that has to do with making friends or finding a significant other cuz the majority of the people on these sites DON'T look at the status and message the person asking to hook up or on a date not KNOWING that the person they're asking is already taken.. ..and that's what really "Grinds my Gears"

Pointless Words Poem I Wrote
forever Every building that is built will someday come down it will age, it will buckle it will crash to the ground Every car that we drive will someday just die the engine, the brakes the gas tank runs dry Every shirt that we purchase all the cloths that we wear they will fade and unravel they will stain, they will tear Everyday that we wake when the sun shines so bright we're sure we can count on the darkness of night nothing last forever so it seems to be true but nothings ever had a better chance than the love i feel for you This is pointless These words wont get me any where wont get me a car a big house or the boy that makes me melt. These words are just my dreams written on paper My problems that wont ever get solved My secrets that people will probably find out sooner or later But these words mean some thing to me because its my only way out of this world Where I'm in my own world Where everything is the way i want them And you know

Points
Alright i try to help all of you when you ask so i need some help for my friend so show the love! Help my Sassy DJ level up! she is in my family and my heart!!! LOL here is her screen name!!! '~♥~Sassy*4*DJ~♥~Stiletto♥Girls~♥~aka-Sass a frass~♥~' Thanks everyone and i will return the favor!!!!!!

Point Two
Feel my lips between your hips Feel my lips against your skin Feel my tongue between your pink lips Feel my tongue as it slides in Gently licking you Softly sucking you Slowly fucking you Until I taste you Feel my hands slide up your skin Feel my hands caress your tits Feel my cock as it slides in Feel my cock inside your clit Gently fucking you Softly fucking you Slowly fucking you Until I come inside you these are so easy to find on the net .... beware the writings that people post and claim to be theirs !

Pointing Up
Man it hard on here to level up when I don't have any emails to friends. So I can get to my next level can you help me out.? the friends I have don't have email address so it looks like i can get past level 10. I hate this.

Point War...
Bascially, the girl who invited me to fubar is having a "Point War" with me...is it even possible for me to win when she get's points it just is irritating...cause people are helping me out...but AAAARRRRRGGGG...I can't let her win!!!

Points
All Leader and Member and their current points to level up! Show everybody Love so everybody can level up soon! I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still cutemommy82 ~*~ love my baby@ fubar Level: Fu-King (24) Fu-King ---> Godfather 1,532,513 Points to go! $$$$-MyStA BiGzZZ-$$$$$~FuOwNeD bY~~MiSS DEE~@ fubar Level: Fuberlord (21) Fuberlord ---> Henchman 236,713 Points to go! YOU AINT KNOW~FU OWNED BY ~'Mr.&Mrs.Sykes°° FU owned by"'LONESTARSTATECOWBOY~'!@ fubar Level: Rock Star (20) Rock Star ---> Fuberlord 307,567 Points to go! Mr.&Mrs.Sykes°° FU OWNED BY $$$$-MyStA BiGz..AND ->LONESTARST.@ fubar Level: Rock Star (20) Rock Star ---> Fuberlord 286,140 Points to go! PaPa_D@ fubar Level: Bad Fu (13) Bad Fu ---> Minion 27,598 Points to go! ~Miss Dee~**Fu-Owned by The Bullfather**@ fubar Level: Fu-King (24) Fu-King ---> Godfather 2,673,219 Points to go! Xenobies_world $$~LEVEL POUNDER~$$ Wife of Fuji_Wan smokeadoobie@ fubar L

Point Whoring
So here I was minding my own business on the FU. I refresh my homepage to see i have a new msg.. WOO HOO... It's from a RED member sending me a drink... THANKS.. along with the drink was the following msg:: "Hi Hun, Its just me, Cherry again, rerating ur page, love for u to come by and return it. Also, I'm Blinging Every 25th profile rate! Hugs...xoxoxo p.s. If u already rerated me this week (the cherries on my page are red) let me know, but plz dont rate again unless all the cherries r grey.They reset every Monday. Muah!" GREAT, WONDERFUL... I'm all about points myself, but not to this degree... I wouldn't stoop as low as this.. trying to make someone seem or feel stupid stupid... My response to her was:: thanks for the drink.... also thanks for trying to make me feel stupid it didn't work... I've been on this site long enough to know how the rating works... your p.s. If u already rerated me this week (the cherries on my page are red) let me know, but plz dont rate again

Point Whoring For Friends
Ok.. so here it goes.. witchie needs a new comp and is willing to do ANYTHING for a new one.. So i say we auction her off to get the money for a new comp.. now she understands she might have to do some sexual favors or what not.. and that is ok.. unless it is naked rocker or someone of the like.. lets whore out witchie for her new comp LMAO

Points
I don't have a lot of time for Fu points chasing but I wish I knew of a way to get more points in minimal time.. I mean I've been on here for over a year and I'm only at level like 6....anyway...I would think you should get points everytime you log on ...just saying...anyone else out there agree?

Pointless Effort
A FEELING LIKE YOU'RE LEFT BEHIND THE DOOR IS CLOSED AND YOU'RE CONFINED TO EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE A THOUSAND TIMES YOU'RE GETTING WEAKER EVERY DAY THE ROOM IS FILLED TO YOUR DISMAY ITS GETTING HARDER TO CONVEY, JUST WHAT YOU'RE LIVING WITH TRAPPED ALONE BURNING OUT FROM THE INSIDE OVERTHROWN BY THE LIES OF YOUR SELF PRIDE YOU KICK YOUR FEET TO RUN AWAY BUT ALL YOUR EFFORT GOES ASTRAY YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU'RE MADE OF CLAY AND DIRT NOW EVERY BONE IS CRACKING IN YOU FEEL IT UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN YOU WISH YOU KNEW THE ORGIN OF WHAT YOU'RE LIVING WITH TRAPPED ALONE BURNING OUT FROM THE INSIDE OVERTHROWN BY THE LIES OF YOUR SELF PRIDE TERROR IS HERE BEYOND YOUR FEAR A GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY DESPERATE DREAMS CAN'T INTERVENE THE GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY TRAPPED ALONE BURNING OUT FROM THE INSIDE OVERTHROWN BY THE LIES OF YOUR SELF PRIDE TERROR IS HERE BEYOND YOUR FEAR A GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY DESPERATE DREAMS CAN'T INTERVENE THE GHOST OF YOUR MEMORY

Pointless Shit To Not Think About
1]How tall are you barefoot? 6' 1" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? if i did, dont remember it lol 3] Do you own a gun? not for several years 4] Rehab? whats that? 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? sweaty palms and the whole 9 yards lol 6] What do you think of your friends? they make me who i am 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? dont like any 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? something with caffeine 9] Do you do push-ups? ice creams, sure; exercise, nope 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? No 11] Are you vegetarian? i want my beef and i want it NOW 12] Do you like painkillers? when they kill the pain 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? nothing seems to work for me lol 14] Do you own a knife? gotta cut the beef somehow lol 15] Do you have A.D.D.? sure do 16] Date Of Birth? August 26th 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I need a better job i need a better job i

Points Dont Make Friends...
I'm actually pondering whether there is any point in me even doing this blog, so before you yell at the screen why are you then? its something I've always done when sommit is on my mind. I have as some of you know already, slashed loads of my pics down, I have also noticed since my last blog about my vip that I wont be renewing it, I admit I got the date it ran out wrong and its actually the 4th April but now the pics are gone I cant to be honest be bothered with re-adding them. This may not sound like me, but I can honestly say I have never felt so down about anything in a long time, this site has just gone down hill, for me the thrill of finding pics to upload has just gone ( so why do I stay? because of the few friends I do have and value and love as if they were my real family) that aside there is no other thrill for me on here. When I first came to Fubar or when it was Cherry Tap there was excitement to get on here, viewing pictures catching up it was fun! now there is

Point Hos
Okay, as I sit here on Fubar it never amazes me how many women are willing to show private, or personal NSFW pics for bling, points,or bling packs. what really amazes me are the completely unattractive women that do it, whats worse are the men that will actually pay to see em..lmao.. now dont get me wrong, personal NSFW pics are fine in my book, in fact there are quite a few women I really enjoy looking at (admitted perve here) I think we all enjoy the compliments we get on our pics (who doesnt enjoy an ego boost) I just dont agree with prostituting for points....just my two cents....

Point Whores
Let me make my place here clear to all the point whores. If you look at my page, and say nothing or show no love at all. Do NOT think for a moment i am going to go to your page and rate you up the ass! Its not going to happen, not once! If your not here to make connectios, friends... PLEASE do not add me! If i wanted to surround myself with complete tramps looking for attention... Id cut up a playboy and hang pictures all around my bedroom! I dont care if you want bling, i dont care if your trying to level... I just dont... At all... As in ZERO! Would i care if you were someone i had a connection with? Sure... But for a point whore? Yeaaaahhhhh no... Enough said... I know i sound like an ass, but in all reality, i am just forward... Take it or leave it... I will always tell you what i think, with complete honesty...

Points Of View
Wishing there was someone in my life I could hold, love and look into the eyes of, who see's the real me, is unafraid and wont run away from all of who and what I am. Or was the only one who ever did the only one that will, and will her death last year be the last I know of true companionship (Quick note for Americans: Petroleum Spirit or Petrol is what you call Gas for some obscure reason. Mind you, you also play rugby wearing armor, where you primarily use your hands and call it Football. Go Figure, lol) Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..... Tell him if he wants t

Point Whoring
Here's the deal. I never went to sleep last night. I am super sleepy but I'm trying to stay up all day. Why don't you help me out. I'm going to activate my B-day auto 11's that Alix gave me. Help get me rates and bombs and stuff. I want to give a shout out to all my homies: Alix for the kick ass bling. Philemon for the VIP that helped me get more pictures loaded. and Pedro for making me into a true point whore and setting up my bomb folders. I got 400k to level. Lets make it happen people! Ok so I leveled!!! Also I got a blast from Pedro. I put the gayest thing ever on it. If you see it screen cap it pleeeeeaase!!! I love all of you people!!! When my brain is functioning properly I will have to thank everyone properly and individually but right now I just wanted to say a huge big fat I love you to everyone.If whores had hearts, mine would be overflowing with happy right now. I am super greatful and completely shocked at all the hard work everyone did for me. I promise you

Points To Ponder...
Three summers ago, I was staying in a caravan a long way from the nearest city. It was usually pitch black at night. I had given my word that I would not smoke inside, so at 1 a.m. I stepped outside for a cigarette. After a few minutes of standing in the darkness, I realized that I could see my hand quite clearly—something I’d noticed that I could not do on previous nights—so I looked up, expecting to see the glow of the full moon, but the moon was nowhere in sight. Instead, there was a long glowing cloud directly overhead. The Romans called it the Via Galactica (the Road of Milk); today we call it the Milky Way. For those who missed the lesson at school that day, the basic facts are these: Remembering that 1 light year is equivalent to 6 trillion miles, our galaxy has a total diameter of somewhere around 100 thousand light years. Our Sun is located towards the edge of one of the galaxy’s spiral arms—about 26 thousand light years out from the central

Point Whorasuarus.
I got these 11's from Crazy Cracker (he is awesome btw) way back when I was in an auction. I think I am going to run them around 1 pm FU time tomorrow. I plan on whoring it up big time because i am about 2 mil from leveling. This is me asking for all your FU love and attention. If you can pull any favors for me I would absoultely love you. That good kind of unconditional love that makes you feel all warm inside. But I guess it's not unconditional because I expect you to do something for it. so nevermind I take back the unconditional part. But I still would like your help if you can spare it. The usual stuff ...yanno... rates, bling, pimp outs, threatening to block your friends if they don't help out, blasts and tickers. I heart you all kinda sorta. Muah!

Points...
The "Spring Time" Auction Results as of 22 May at 11:59:59pm were a extremly great success in bids and rates. And I would like to thank everyone who participated, who bidded, and who rated. Thank you all. The Results of the the "Spring Time" Auction is as follows. This is a list of the participants how many rates they got and who won them in their auction offers.1.) Dana was auctioned off to "MEDIC OH CRAP I AM THE MEDIC PROMOTER AND GREETER FOR SINNER OR SAINT LOUNGE" who bidded a 65 Blingpack, 1 Happy Hour and a 7 day Blast. 2.) Coleen was auctioned off to "Mid Night Cowboy Fu Married To Beautiful Feisty Bitch" who bidded a 135 Blingpack for every 2 weeks for one month, a fu pony, and help out anyway i can. Coleen also recieved 170 votes on her auction pic. 3.) DJ PHUCKER was auctioned off to "The Evil One" who bidded 4 million fubucks. DJ PHUCKER also recieved 62 votes on his auction pic. 4.) Ravin Jugallo was auctioned off to "BabySmilesAlot

Points
I will be selling my points often. If you are interested the following are what I charge. If you want them let me know the day you wish to be alturized. 1 auto & 1 boomerang or 10 mil fubucks and 2 boomerangs If you buy me a 65 credit bling pack..I will use that to buy auto If you throw in a bomb along with any of these I will bomb during that time as well. Also looking for a hh in which you will get points as well. Sb me and we can discuss any deals you want to make.

Points
ChopChop Selling points as follows……… Will aulturize you(give you my points for 12 hrs) while using my autos and 1 bomb for a 65 bling pack or Happy Hour or 200 mill fubux... Will autlurize you using my autos

Points Auction!!
LOTS OF POINTS TO BE GOTTEN!! Are you wanting or needing some easy points? I scheduled a HH this coming Saturday and I'm willing to auction off those points to the highest bidder. I will be running an auto, boomerang, and a famp.. maybe even a bomb... needless to say it is a chance for lots of points! The HH will be at 7pm FuTime or 10pm EST!! MINIMUM BID WILL START AT 50 MIL FuBUCKS.. CASH BIDS ARE WELCOME TOO!! I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO ACCEPT OR DENY ANY BID BETWEEN NOW AND 11am FuTIME ON SATURDAY!! PLEASE PLACE BIDS IN THE COMMENT SECTION.. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!! AUCTION ENDS SATURDAY @ 11am FuTIME!

Point Whores & Beggars
I don't hand out fucking bling or bling paks to anyone that asks. I am sick and tired of being hit up for it and then berated because I buy it for myself and not you. So, here is my answer to those of you that think I'm just an evil and selfish person...GO FUCK YOURSELF! I think you should earn it and I hold contests or raffles to share in my wealth of bling at times, but don't come on my page or in my SB asking for it just cuz you want it. I say, EARN IT! Don't be a lazy fuck and expect everything handed to you cuz I'm not your momma and it won't happen. I am on a limited income as it is and I know most of you are too with today's economy, but I don't beg for shit nor do I come on your pages or in your SBs and make a stink about it. I will say that I do try to return favors that have been bestowed upon me from some of the more nicer FUs that I have met on here but I will not just hand out shit cuz you just HAVE to have it! I have removed some people from my friends list because I f

Points Auction
I am auctioning off my points for Thursday the 16th of December.... This auction will close at 6PM CST on December 16th, 2010.... The points will be given from 6:30 PM til 6:30 AM.... This will allow for a reset which will generate more rates; thus more points.... Please leave only auction bids in the comments section below.... Thank you and have a wonderful day/night.... I will accept the following: - Fubux - Ability Blings (Boomerangs, MegaPolishers, Famps, Auto 11s, Cherry Bombs, God Mode) - Bling Packs - Happy Hours, Blasts, Pimp Outs, etc.... * Will also consider multiple day bids.... **Remember: You get what you bid for, someone else just does all the work for you.... I am auctioning off my points for Tuesday the 14th of December.... This auction will close at 6PM CST on December 14th, 2010.... The points will be given from 6:30 PM til 6:30 AM.... This will allow for a reset which will generate more rates; thus more points.... Please leave only auction

Point Whore Of The Day!
so both my parents have some bm control "issues" and neither one will admit it...... the latest arguement...... who crapped in the recliner? that is all...... this is why i have these ppl on my friends list, just to make fun of them, honestly. pretty pretty's aka whatever the hell shes calling herself today lol status: STFU An leave me alone"An keep your bp..an HH..I Dont want them if my pretty face cant earn them..k Ty rate my page?...have a great day ok if ya havent looked at her heres the deal, shes married with kids and wont get naked for stuff on here. kudos to her on that btw....... but once again i gotta say it like it is......hun if ur relying on ur face to get you by on fubar, Im amazed u get anywhere. What you have goin for you is a smokin body and an average face. If people say you have a pretty face, honestly they havent looked up from your boobs or butt yet. I dont blame them either, its some prime meat ya got goin on there. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur still a fr

Points Auction
I am Auctioning Off my points to the highest bidder. The bidding will start at 20 million fubux. If a 25 credit pack is offered I will do the altruization during bonus points and will do all the work to get the points If a 65 credit pack is offered I will Altruize with a boomy and a famp and add you to the family for it if more than a 65 credit pack is offered I will altruize you with A god mode and put you in the family for it. I do most of the work of pimping you out and getting the points. Have I mentioned I do most of the work? See the first pic in my default for bidding! Ends on Friday April 8th 2011 at Noon Futime. If no bids I will extend it for another week! Good Luck!

Pointless Ramblings And Things I Like.
"Save Me"Had a bad day, don't talk to me,gonna ride this out,My little black heart, breaks apart,with your big mouth.And I'm sick of my sicknessDon't touch me, you'll get this.I'm useless, lazy, perverted,and you hate me.You can't save me,You can't change me,Well I'm waiting for my wakeup call,And everything, everything's my fault.Went to the doctor, and I asked her,to make this stop. (whoa)Got medication, a new addiction,Fucking thanks a lot.I had to relapse, I'm bad at rehabsIt ruins everything. (whoa)So point your finger, at the singer,He's in the pharmacy.You can't save me,You can't change me,Well I'm waiting for my wake up call,and everything's

Pointeur Laser
C'est bizarre de vous parler un pointeur laser ici, mais j'étais une fois un acheteur du pointeur laser vert et je voudrais vous partager cette expérience d'achat en ligne c'était chez un boutique en ligne qui au nom de Achatlaser.com , je l'a trouvé par google ,le posionnement de ce site est pas mal et les images du laser de ce site sont magnifiques. Donc, je me suis jetée dans l'eau pour l'acheter . Je sais que c'est un truc dangéreux et le laser de haute puissance est interdit en France. masi malgré tout, il y a encore beaucoup de gens qui l'achete selon les résultats de la recherche de google: Le marché apparaît à mesure que les demandes augmentent! c'est normal. Je suis une passionnée de l'astronomie et j'aime bien les magnifiques faisceaux du laser, c'est génial et cool! voilà un Si qn a cette même passion, laissez-moi un message et nous pouvons le faire ensemble! Dans l'attente de vous Composants du pointeur laser Carcasse+Module laser *Composan

Poison Candy's Blog
As I opened my eyes and gazed up at the sky, I recalled my past and how the years just flew by. Childhood games with the neighborhood kids, Fond memories of my very first kiss. Recess at school and bad cafeteria food, Never breaking the rules at my Elementary School. Middle School years brought me lots of tears, Bullies and peers were my biggest fears. High School begun and man was it fun, With making kids laugh and cutting class. School starts to such and I knew I was stuck, In those classes of hell that I always failed. Dropped out of school and started breaking the rules, Brought my family to shame cause I was such a pain. Parties, drugs, and beer for the next couple of years, Being so ignorant and then I got pregnant. Now I have kids and once again life begins! When you look at me what is it you see? Do you even see the real me? You say you love my eyes, How they sparkle and shine, But do you even see what they have to hide? You see their

Poison Ivy
Your cruel device Your blood, like ice One look could kill My pain, your thrill I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch) I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much) I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't want to break these chains Your mouth, so hot Your web, I'm caught Your skin, so wet Black lace on sweat I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains Poison One look could kill My pain, your thrill I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch) I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop I want to kiss you bu

Poison
Poison Close your eyes, it'll be alright after I poison you tonight. Lay on your pillow rest your head because sooner than later you'll be-- Dead. Just a drop is all it takes in your food on your plate eat up. Eat all you can your last meal hour fell and you are destined to rot in hell. Maybe that will keep you warm you're so cold to everyone here maybe that will burn your compassion and make you more sincere. Lies and more stack up against you pretty soon they will all come tumbling down. I hope they crush you into the ground. Asphyxiation isn't as clean but it would make you suffer for what you have done to all the others. When the cops come the next day I will have gone far away. They will only find you, cold and dead lying so still in your bed.

Poison Lyrics
Believe it or not. I use to be in chior in high school and i sung this song for my final exma my senior year and got an A+, scored better than anybody else. ------------------------------------------------- Something To Believe In Will I see him on the TV Preachin' 'bout the promised land He tells me to believe in Jesus And steals the money from my hand Some say he was a good man But Lord I think he sinned, yeah Twenty-two years of mental tears Cries a suicidal Vietnam vet Who fought a losing war on a foreign shore To find his country didn't want him back Their bullets took his best friend in Saigon Our lawyers took his wife and kids, no regrets In a time I don't remember In a war he can't forget He cried "Forgive me for what I've done there Cause I never meant the things I did" Chorus: And give me something to believe in If there's a Lord above And give me something to believe in Oh, Lord arise My best friend died a lonely man In some Palm

Poisonous Thoughts
Pretty sure being single SUX ASS!! lol I hate it!! anyways!! lol that was my little rant! God I'm so nervous about a gig commin up! my voice has been really fucked lately.. so I dunno how I'm guna perform.. feels like I'm getting sick:(:( which sux! anyways not sure what else to write! Peace everyone! Cas

Poison Kiss
You hypnotized me once. but never again.. poison my kisses with yummy lies on ur lips. come sweet, fill my ears with ur empty promises. so clueless,thinking you've got it all figured out. ironic tho, still i find you desperate hollow, & cold. oh yes, lying to me always made u feel so bold, but remember luv,only i know ur secret, that inside ur lifeless,scared,and alone. & oh how ur blood,only runs lukewarm to cold. ur claim to fame, to be master of playing games. funny how its me who can see right through you! oh,i see u...crystal clear, in fact! see u right to the bone.to the ugliness deep inside of u.i'm dissecting u now. (can u feel me baby?) i wanna rip u open,mmm gonna tear u apart! I remember how we started, watch from anothers eyes. but this time i'm on to ur tricks.i gaze closely as slowly u gather up all my trust,and i see how u managed to sneak away more of my l

The Poison Sapphire
The Poison Sapphire is now accepting applications for the following positions: 6 Security Positions 6 Bar tending Positions 12 DJ Slots (available a min. of 2 hours) Promoters All applicants may apply for the maximum of 2 positions. Anyone interested please contact myself or, the co-owner, Poison. Then the two of us will look over every candidate and then get back to those we have chosen to fill these positions. Thanks for your interest, The Poison Sapphire Staff Copy the below section and repost it as a comment: Fubar Screen Name: ID: Current Rank: Position Applying For: Age: Location: Gender: - Get Your Own - Get Your Own Sully McKeehan

Poisoned Kiss
The nighttime pleasure Of the moon Can give way to Certain doom A single kiss Is all it takes Then the passion Soon awakes Centuries of shadows Try to hide Smelling the fear Before you died Poisoned kiss Has stung again Taking you where You might have been

Poison Dart
I held you in my heart, so deep inside, Never letting it out always locked inside Now something threatens to take you away, A cancer that for the time wont stay at bay I never told because friends was just fine, But I have always loved you deep down inside Afraid of my feeling showing through Now your clock is ticking while my heart is breaking in two Time passes and I don’t know what to do When I see you holding back my tears is hard to do Life without you I cant seem handle This all just seems to be a big scandal So smile big and bright for one last time So far away, yet so close a star that shines Forever are memories will last in each other’s hearts Never dieing, never ending with the poison’s dart

Poison Ivy Has Autos On
Poison Ivy Has Autos On! Come and show her some massive love! And Level Up! She's an angel but deserves to be spanked really HARD!!! Ends at 8:00 am Fu-time (PST) ***************************************** Lovingly pimped out by Carrie

Poison...
You left your poison in my veins, every time you youch my skin I drop to my knees from the pain. Its emotional torture and i cant take it, each "i love you" only feels like youre faking. So go on, finish taking what you want, help me finish breaking. I know that i should probably walk away, that i shouldnt let your dead love song make me sway, but its a chemical reaction, your acid touch, your toxic kiss, the way it stings upon my pale skin. I feel it burning, its breaking my heart. your whispers in my ear leave me deaf and my body stills to numb. I know i should make you stop, that i should walk away, but i crave your poison in my veins. Poison in my veins to make me cry, i taste your venom in each and every lie. Poison in my veins to break my heart, but oh how you make your poison feel so good! You were made to break my heart, my love, i always knew that you were poison from the start.... my name is destiny hope. Today, I would have just turned one. I would have taken my first steps

Poitn Whores
BustyBeaut...: http:... would you rate this picture a 10? im in a boobie contest and i want to beat the other girls lol Wow, it looks like the point whores are out tonight. Whats funny is this chic has fake boobies.ummm yeah ok..lol

Poiyzin's Fucked Thoughts!
Nothing much going on today ttyl! OmGOmG LOOK!!! **jumps up and down like a two cent corner hoe riding her buyer for some bread money** I made a FRICKIN BLOG!!! Frick on a stick on a brick with a dick I have a blog.... so now I get to write about all my boring shit that you worthless fuckheads care absoloutely NOTHING about!! Well my first thought of the say is "I love percocet" my second though of the day is "bitch ur lucky i had a first thought" anywho.... show me some luv.. rate my pics comment and give me cherry points.... i'll return the favor... mind you the ONLY favor I'll return **wink wink** Okay this is something that recently happened to me so I basically wanted to just apologize if I've ever done this. I'm sorry if people think that because I act like a dork or I say crazy shit I'm trying to get attention. I dont rely on my "status" or "profile page" to get me any friends. I really dont give a shit if you like my page or not... and u could rate it a -10 for all I care (hah

Poker For Me
Hmmm ive not really played much poker as of recent not had the cash to play....But hopefully when i start getting money back in i can go out and play a few tournys to see how i fair in th REAL world of poker and not just CHEATING boring all in online play...Keep tuned lol He all who look at this can keep up to date with how im getting on in the poker world because i'm going to go follow my dream of being a pro poker player....In here im going to keep results of my tourny finishes online and in casinos...hey you never know in a year or so i might be a millionaire :))

Poker
hi, im looking for a bunch of players to sign under my club, this is a classy little poker site with g8t tournaments and ring games there's tournaments with prize pools up to $40,000. weekly $5000 ones and $500 daily, plus freerolls all free to play with ranked hands you can join up on the link. on my blog page http://poker4everdeal.blogspot.com/

Poker Night
My boyfriend, Jake, a self-proclaimed card shark, hosts a weekly poker game attended by five of his closest buddies. They rarely quit before bar closing time, no newcomers are allowed and, because of their strict No Female policy, I'm usually confined to the bedroom of the apartment we share with only the TV, or whatever else is handy, to entertain myself with. Of course, prior to confinement, it's my job to ensure that there's an ample supply of beer in the fridge as well as enough pretzels to last well into the wee hours. Their raucous laughter and booming belches often drown out whatever program I'm watching so, more often than not, I content myself with watching one or two of Jake's porn flicks with the volume turned down since, after all, dialogue isn't really necessary in conveying the action in those types of films. Raw, sizzling, sweat inducing sex, on screen or off, is a particular favorite of both Jake's and mine and…the more bodies involved the better. In fact, we're kno

Poker Diary ....
O well that didn't go as planned .... did really get any thing .. as well was playing way to loose ..... should have tightened up a little ... down 2 dollars for the night .... damn that sucks ... O well they is at least next time ... hope all goes well in your games .... peace out everyone ... and my your Aces stand up ... hey everyone .. this will be my semi .... record of my poker .. stuff ... with all the frustations.... and other things .... and all the glory ... down the road ... to be hosest .. I am good ... but I haven't figured out if I could be good ... but that might mean I can't be good ... but life is long ... and at least interesting ... so we will see .... I hope you will all join ..me on my journey ... it may end up broke or end up in fame. . but it is mission I am on..... so wish me luck ....... and intill next time...... sweet cards //// We here goes my first session ... posting to the work ... and I go out and try and destroy a ....05 cent 10 cent table . .. .whooo

Poker
I was playing in an online tournament last night for over three hours. 5000 players entered and at this point in the tourny there was less than 400 left. I had AK. I made a hefty raise and had 2 other players call my raise. I get an Ace on the flop but also a low straight draw. I bet big. The one guy folds and the other re-raises. I figure I have the best hand because unless he has 2,5 I'm good. Sure enough the moron called my pre-flop raise with a 2,5 off suit!!! He got a straight on the flop. Fuckin ridiculous! Over 3 hours of play for nothing because one idiot didn't know how to play poker right. I hate playing a perfect game only to lose because another player played his cards wrong and lucked out.

Pokemon
Hey fubarians, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't eve

Poker Tournament
For Four grueling hours last night I was in a poker tournament with 2000 people from around the world.It was an elimination tournament and the winner won entry into 2nd round tournament.(winner of 2nd round gets to go to Australlia to play in live tournament in January) WOO HOO >>>>>I WON!!! Just wanted to share that with my friends !

Poker Joke
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! :0 Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head :) on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her :O boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you €500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m sharp an

Poker
Almost every day of the week i go to different bars in the North Snohomish County area and play Texas Hold 'Em No Limit with a bunch of my friends.. The company is called Win your Way in and you can just go to WinYourWayIn.com and they have a website and tell you were they play at on what days and what bars and come out and have some fun.. I usually go to Flights in Everett, One Eyed Jacks in Lynnwood and Waldos in Lynnwood... I got kicked out of the bar Hawkeyes in Lake Stevens... Come out and play

Poker
had poker on Thursday.. Took 14th, which defenately wasnt as good as the 1st I took last Thursday. Oh well.. Also goin to a friends tonight for poker, for the 1st time in 3 weeks. Always a good time, if nothin else. Yes I play the cards sometimes.. most thursdays, some saturdays, and even go to the casino from tiem to time. I will be postin on how I do at times, just because. Tonight took 9th/21 at the free thursday night one at the base club

Poker Joes
Poker Joe shas over a 150 freerolss list this week. Comeby and join one of our groups, we have something for everyone. Poker Joes is a great place to meet Poker PLayers from all over the world. We are a small group and very friendly so stop by and make some new freinds and play some cards. I will be posting about the activities at Poker Joes and just sharing in general what is happening in the world of Poker. Everything from tips to laws and events. Check us out at http://pokerjoes.ning.com

Poker Night~
Charley R, Bill C, Terry D, and I are all employees of the Western Department Stores, Co. We all work together in the IS department. The four of us had all been hired within a period of 1 month and have remained close friends ever since. That was about 4 years ago. I should mention that we are all in our late twenties. Terry is married, but the rest of us are single. About a year ago, we started getting together every Friday night for a little poker game. Four people isn't really much of a poker game and we don't play for much money anyway. It's mostly a chance to get together, have a few drinks, and sit around and talk. One of our favorite topics of conversation is Suzanne Williams, who we all just call Suzy. Suzy was hired in about 2 years ago. She's a little younger than we were, probably around 25. It's her physical attributes that are our favorite topic of conversation. Suzy is not a particularly pretty woman. She is average looking with sandy blonde hair. She's also a little o

Poker
im trying what a pro did on another site going from zero to 10,000 in a year but in my case since i am not a pro i am not shooting for 10,000 but 2500 will update as i win any money or lose during the next year gonna start with nothing but playing freeroll tournaments but since 1500 enter these and only top ten pay i may have to do a small deposit here are the rules of what i am doing To ensure that I keep my bankroll intact, I've adopted some key rules: * I'll never buy into a cash game or a Sit & Go with more than 5 percent of my total bankroll (there is an exception for the lowest limits: I'm allowed to buy into any game with a buy-in of $2.50 or less). * I won't buy into a multi-table tournament for more than 2 percent of my total bankroll and I'm allowed to buy into any multi-table tournament that costs $1. * If at any time during a No-Limit or Pot-Limit cash-game session the money on the table represents more than 10 percent of my total bankroll, I must le

Poker Run Auction
I am currently in an auction and need your help. My #2 Family is holding a Poker Run Auction. Bids start at 500K and the auction runs from June 25th thru July 2nd. Come show me some mad love. Any questions SB me. Thanks, Babyblues

Poker Book Reviews
My own Poker Blog, J.S poker. I write Poker Book Reviews there, check it out if you want. Checkout my Poker Blog with Poker Book Reviews also!I also play alot of poker. For the Best Poker Books I've read, Checkout my Poker Blog .

Poland
A week more and then I'm off for my big adventure in Swidnica, Poland. 6 months or so in south-west Poland working on a new build Toothpaste Factory and trying to pick up some of the Polish language and some of the Polish girls. Becoming the token scot in Lower Silesia's token scottish pub and trying not to become an alcoholic at eastern european drink prices. Should be a laugh if nothing else

Polar Plunge '08
I was invited by my friend to go watch the local version of the Polar Plunge. I figured watching a bunch of people jumping into the lake and freezing their asses off sounded like a lot of fun, Man was I right. There were several Hundred people who showed up to watch about 80 plungers. At first I remembered why I hate being short. All I could see were people standing in front of me. One nice tall person let me get in front of him...he is awesome! finally I was able to see what everyone else could and I got some great photos(on here in my pics). There were a few boats that showed up to watch as well. One boat had to be bailed out using beer buckets. Everyone was giving them a hard time..it was too funny. I found it absolutely amazing that after seeing the person in front of you come out of the water, freezing, people could still jump. I was freezing and fully clothed, winter coat and all. Anyway, I had a great time...got drunk, which happens rarely. I will be going again ne

Polar Bear Express And Penguin Paradise
"POLAR BEAR EXPRESS & PENGUIN PARADISE" You know the drill 1)RATE 2)ADD 3)FAN everyone on the list, the ones already on your list, let them know your joining "The Polar Express" once your done send a PM to TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life ============================== Conductor: ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ============================== CABIN 1: Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers, fu angel happyhippo,twisterride, hippiet@ fubar "ChelleBelle" tattoo'd & pierced Bulliever & Charm Girl@ fubar *`MZ.LIZ`* LDC, FU BOMBER Team Leader for Hot Lil Naughty Mama 636, FU-STREAKER,LOVE SHACK MEMBER@ fubar ============================== CABIN 2: ~vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar

Polar Plunge Donations For Special Olympics
Link to page for donations!!! One of my friends needs your help raising money for the Special Olympics!!! This is about more than giving it is about helping children and adults out that have disability's. I'm not asking for a ton of money all that I'm asking is for my friends to donate $1 which will help out greatly. So dig that change out from the couch and help out. Click on the link above to read more about it. The first donation has been made, I challenge all of my friends to at least donate $1 dollar. DO YOU have what it takes to take on this challenge? Help out the Special Olympics!!! Put a smile on there faces and show them that in this world people do still care!!!

Pole Dance Video
Come check out my new video.. Its Aweseome The Jester did the crazy editing.. Let me know what you think.. *Kisses* ~Pole Princess~ Come by and Check out my newest Pole Dance Video and rate and tell me what you think.. here's the link http://www.fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3067066 Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~ Hey Everyone.. I'm doing a video tonight.. If any one has any songs that they think would be hot...please let me know.. It will be uploaded by tomorrow night forsure.. Just want to Remind you all ... YOu Guys Kick Ass!!! Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~ xoxox

Pole Dancing, A Must Read For Women :)
Sandy Shepard, 46, is a San Rafael attorney and author who does pole dancing for fun. Why: It allows me to feel empowered by my femininity and sensuality, while receiving a second-to-none full-body workout. Greatest accomplishment: Doing a "layout" - climb the pole, brace one foot behind the other, and then flip so you're hanging upside down, basically holding on with one foot and your knees. It takes killer abs. Gear you can't live without: Comfortable 6-inch heels from Foot Worship in San Francisco. You can pole dance in the same ratty gym clothes that you use for playing soccer or doing the treadmill. But you put those shoes on, and EVERYTHING changes. Where you train: S Factor San Francisco, and at home, on my own pole. Best time to train: In the morning. I'm more alert then, and pole work can be tricky. There is so much coordination involved that I want to be sure that I am at my most present. Advice you'd give a rookie: Sometimes the "beginner" moves are harder than more ad

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Politics
why do people come here and bash [insert politicians name here] ? bush is this and that clinton is this and that warning will robinson ..global warming, global warming but we need more room for the animules (the last 2 are really just political power plays by various groups) blah blah blah. you are not going to change my mind, so get over it ;move onto something fun. ps. how do you tell if a politician is lying? their lips are moving

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Polite Society
As a few of you here know I am usually not the forst to make contact and some have asked why. I prefer that others make the first move contacting me as there are so mant idiot guys on here who think that you should use the most primal and gutteral language possible. I should also mention that it seems to also be the least creative utterances that humans have to offer. Due to this I dont just go around hitting on everything with a profile, and if you would like to have a decent conversation just hit me up, I promise that I will not hit on you unless you start the voideer, and I am interested in you. When did we loose the polite society? k So my birthday is this week and we decided to celibrate in grand fassion after learning that some friends were throwing a party at a Club Temptations in Dayton. Off we went last night on the long drive to a fun little joint we havent been to in quite some time. hen we got there it was quote packed so we dropped off our coats and bag in a locker, s

Police Poems
PLEASE GO TO THIS SITE www.policepoems.com AND READ. HOPE IT GIVES U INSITE TO THOSE THAT WALK THE STREETS U WONT, SEE THINGS U CANT HANDLE, AND LIVE A LIFE THEY KNOW CAN END IN A FLASH. TO BECOME FOREVER A LIVE IN THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, MY FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS, WE ASK U PRAY FOR US AND REMEMBER THESE POEMS NEXT TIME U THINKING BADLY OF ONE OF US.

Politically Correct 2006
POLITICALLY CORRECT 2007 Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Arkansasians and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore ...... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VER

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Politics From Two Words .. Poly Meaning Many . And Tics Meaning Blood Sucking Insects !
Life can make one feel like a looser Drive one down and create a boozer When adversity does eat the heart Where is hope ? When does it start ? For all of us need reason to live And all have something great to give What others in life consider trash And would throw to the fire burn to ash I would think is to others a find And be a treasure in their mind we see only this world in material terms treat the down trodden as if covered with germs And fail to see the human cost And then we see a collective soul lost Why in our streets is there crime out of control Why do we act as if they have no soul Is it easier to pretend that nothing is wrong That we are living right in this way for so long And that when we let others take our careers And leave our boarders unprotected for years Who wears the blame when we let it go It is all ours and I think we should know That if we do not act now and make things right Our way of life will fade into the night And nothing will rem

Politics
If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech would be..... Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans", not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that th

Politics
Eve Of Destruction By Barry McGuire, 1965 The eastern world it tis explodin', violence flarin', bullets loadin', you're old enough to kill but not for votin', you don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin', and even the Jordan river has bodies floatin', but you tell me over and over and over again my friend, ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction. Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say? Can't you see the fear that I'm feeling today? If the button is pushed, there's no running away, There'll be noone to save with the world in a grave, take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy, but you tell me over and over and over again my friend, ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction. Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin', I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin', I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation, handful of Senators don't pass legislation, and marches alone can't bring integration, when human

Politics
One of the most fucked up videos I have ever seen. A majority of my blogs are political so without further stalling. It is a sad day when the President of the United States through Congress can suspend habeas corpus. What is habeas corpus you ask? "A writ of habeas corpus is a court order addressed to a prison official (or other custodian) ordering that a detainee be brought to the court so it can be determined whether or not that person is imprisoned lawfully and whether or not he or she should be released from custody." (This is quoted from Wikipedia) Basically it says that a person in prison can challenge the lawfulness of their imprisonment. The President has signed into law the Military Commissions Act. The act basically states that the President of the United States has the power to declare a person an enemy combatant. This means they have no rights under law and they can be jailed indefinately. It also means that the President of the United States has authority pr

Politically Correct
Three priests Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled. "Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you." 1973 vs 2006 Scenari

Political
Hard for me to know how it is as I am not American, but I do know how it affects my life in Canada. First off Many Canadians also died at 911 but Canada is not under the constant possibility of more evil like this. We do not have any troops in Iraq but we have thousands in other middle east countries such as Afganistan and I wish they did not need to be there. Regardless of the politics I wish all soldiers on all sides did not need to die to prove what is what. My wish is of a future of peace and co-operation with all and a continued good relationship with the U.S. I think it is about time China stepped up and became the Super power that they are and at least deal with some of the problems on there own borders . They are quickly becoming a economical power as well and if they intend to keep trading with us in the west then they have an obligation to help with the problems in the world rather than do nothing or make them worse. If this does not happen China will slowly become what

Political Shit. Ha Ha, Not Really.
Ya, so, I just heard election day is coming up. . .November 7, I think...Well, I don't really care. But Canada has that pothead Michael guy running for Mayor, again. :S He wears this tall Canadian hat, like the type of hat Cat in the Hat wears, lmao. Kinda cool, but whatever. I personally couldn't care less about election day. Bush or whatever his name is, is a fucking retard. I mean, what the fuck. lmao. The shit he's said, the things he's done. I sure as hell don't wanna vote for him, nor do I give two shits about their world. As far as I'm concerned, he is nothing to me. Well, frankly because I don't know the guy, and I'm not caught up in any of his stupid affairs [lmao]. He can go choke on an egg for all I care. Ha ha, and what's more. . .I just watched on some news channel earlier today, that Sidam Husain has been trailed and sentenced to death by hanging. He's been convicted of a large number of crimes, all over the fucking world. So, not just in his homeland, or America, but

Politics
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Politics
Cop Uses Stun Gun On Student Who Won't Show ID Los Angeles, California (AP) -- A UCLA police officer shocked a student with a stun gun at a campus library after he refused repeated requests to show student identification and wouldn't leave, police said. The student, Mostafa Tabatabainejad, was shocked Tuesday at about 11 p.m. as police did a routine check of student IDs at the University of California, Los Angeles Powell Library computer lab. "This is a long-standing library policy to ensure the safety of students during the late-night hours," said UCLA Police Department spokeswoman Nancy Greenstein. She said police tried to escort Tabatabainejad, 23, out of the library after he refused to provide identification. Tabatabainejad instead encouraged others at the library to join his resistance, and when a crowd began to gather, police used the stun gun on him, Greenstein said. Tabatabainejad was arrested for resisting and obstructing a police officer and later released on his own rec

Political Penguins
It's the dog days of summer. Days are longer, nights shorter and recently the universal thermostat is set to "spontaneous combustion". Along with the heat come those annoying insects: gnats and mosquitoes. They either bite you when you aren't looking or manage to get in the tear duct corner of your eye causing you to spend a few very uncomfortable minutes removing the dead insect. I was sitting down with my father earlier today, discussing the Israel / Hezbollah conflict, Iran and the oil threats and other light topics from recent news. The sun was setting and I was about to get up and get another glass of the sun tea my father loves to make during the summer months. Suddenly I was attacked, for no reason other than the fact that I was there. I violently smacked my shoulder, killing the mosquito that had bitten me, leaving a smear of my own blood halfway down the top half of my arm. Her (because only the females bite), little legs eviscerated and torn from her frail body, and the he

Political Stuff
Ok every now and then I climb up on my soapbox and cut loose. This was sent to me by a friend and I just had to post it here. hope you enjoy it and that you pass it on to your friends in some form. This is so awesome. . What follows is a message from Vicki Pierce about her nephew James' funeral (he was serving our country in Iraq ): "I'm back, it was certainly a quick trip, but I have to also say it was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. There is a lot to be said for growing up in a small town in Texas . The service itself was impressive with wonderful flowers and sprays, a portrait of James, his uniform and boots, his awards and ribbons. There was lots of military brass and an eloquent (though inappropriately longwinded) Baptist preacher. There were easily 1000 people at the service, filling the church sanctuary as well as the fellowship hall and spilling out into the parking lot. However, the most incredible thing was wha

Police
It was like 8 A.M. when I heard the scanner squawking about a pursuit in the valley. The officer in the lead asked if he had permission to P.I.T. the suspect and stated that he was trained and certified in it, and was denied. The chase went on, the suspet lost the poLICE once and then was spotted again headed for the city. The chase kept going for I want to say an hour and finally ended in the city when the suspect hit another driver after losing the fuzz again. Then they ditched the vehicle a few blocks away. Still not sure if they ever found the guy or not. Later that same day, some time in the evening another pursuit. This time it starts in the city on the north side. As soon as they hit the freeway the commanding officer called over the radio, "permission to P.I.T." and it was on. Speeds about 60 I think they said light traffic, and they did it. Spun the car out within minutes of the pursuit beginning. My problem is that these poLICE in the valley rath

Politics Of Sorrow
What happened before Only repeats on Your memory screen The things you’ve Gone without Whether lost Or never found Linger inside Taking crazy For a drive If it could Only be This Or had gone Another way You would still Be yourself You’d be Living this day It occurred For a reason Take that as You may If you can Find trust It resets Life’s game

Politics And Our Country
Recently the Bush Administration cut the fiscal 2006 deficit estimate from US$400 billion down to US$296 billion. Between this optimistic deficit projection and other statistics suggesting the high-powered monetary base has leveled out, analysts are sighing in relief. Frankly, the deficit figures are all lies. The long-term future is not favorable, it's a looming disaster. Like an iceberg with only a piece of visible ice protruding above the sea, published deficits are nothing compared to the submerged mountain on which they sit. Assuming you're determined to survive financially, you need to understand how this lie is covered up. The fraud is perpetrated through accounting trickery. In accounting there are two methods to keep books: on the cash basis or accrual basis. You use the cash basis to balance your checkbook. You add up all the deposits to your account and subtract all the written checks. Deposit US$50,000 in your account in one year and write US$49,000 worth of check

Police Humor
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial--it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene. Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir, with my life. Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A: Yes sir, we do. Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do. Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir. Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A: You s

Political Science For Dummies
DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops d

Politics
As you probably already know Lewis "Scooter" Libby was recently convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice. 8 or so years ago when Bill Clinton committed the same crime the right made seem like an unforgivable crime. Yet now with one of their own having been convicted on 4 counts of prejury and obstruction, by a jury of his peers, I keep hearing people on the right say Libby deserves a pardon. When Clinton committed prejury it was an impeachable offense but when Libby committed prejury 4 times he deserves no punishment. Is the right being hypocritical? From Jan. 6, 2007. The realist shit you'll ever hear on TV. You can watch Keith Olbermann's show, Countdown, on MSNBC. Please comment.

Politics
“Letter Home” By Paul R. Mays 8/9/2007 Mom and Dad, If you are reading this it means I’m not coming home. I am writing this letter because my unit and I are about to insert north of Baghdad in a strike on a bomb making factory that’s making IED’s and it come time for some payback. Mom, I will miss your blackberry cobbler when dinners done and all the little things that you do when I’m home that makes it a place of love and family. I know this will hurt you to the soul but I want you to understand that I and many others knew what we were doing and my eyes also water up, not because of what we deal with here but for what you will have to endure if you get this letter. I only wish I could take the pain from your heart so you could feel nothing but joy but I know that joy is the furthest feeling from your heart at this moment. But try to remember the moments we shared when you taught me of love and family. I have taken that with me in every mission and it sustains me when the

Police Story
OK so I went to a haunted house last night. I'm usually not a fan because they're lame for the most part, but after a substantial amount of brow beating, and a chance of hooking up with a really hot girl, I went. Well to make a long story short, you Vets and LEO know what happens when you startle us. It was an OK experience for a few minutes. More funny than scary. Then there was a part where it got all chaotic and there was a million things going on at once and there was flashing lights and sirens, so I slipped into work mode without even realizing it. The this weiner with all the scary zombie make-up jumps out at me from a dark corner. Well my reflexes took over and I broke his nose and 3 fingers. I was escorted out and of corse the cops were called and they rolled rescue for the guy. I apologized and the guy decided not to press charges. Of course it had to be three of my co-workers that responded. And as soon as they saw me they busted out laughing so bad it took them 35 minutes to

Politics Is Easy!
Things that make you go Hmmm... There are no special bilingual programs in the schools in this country, no special ballots for elections, and all government business will be conducted in one language. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote, no matter how long they are here. Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, nor any other government assistance programs. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed to own waterfront property. That property is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. If you do you will be

Politics
screaming crying twisting turning slowly dying passions burning fall to my knees on the cold ground as my soul bleeds my voice has no sound tear off my wings wounds start to seep pain starts to sting my heart starts to weep in a world full of lies i am searching for truth forgetting the cries of my innocent youth as i search for release your eyes shine bright and i finally find peace as your arms hold me tight For centuries I have waited Alone in My Desire Alone in this emptiness For My soul to be called From its lonely abyss. Waiting and crying out Only to hear the echo Of My own tears falling. Faced with the fear That this is My Destiny I sleep...I dream..I wait... In My dreams I hear Your whisper Carried to Me upon The shadows of Darkness Soft as a Midnight breeze Strong as the Rage of Thunder You call to Me Caressing My soul Awakening My sences Burning My body with Desire. I awake with the memory Of Our love long past, I know

Police Academy
10 Days till Police Academy Training!! I've been sooo excited since day 1. Its a dream come true that I finally get to become a police officer!! Yea Boy!!! hey everyone I know its been a while, but I'm back. I've been MIA for quite a while, just beeb working a lot and taking care of my mom whom was diagnosed with breast cancer about 4 months back and has underwent the radation and chemo therapy. its been very hard on me and that family, as well as my mom but we are running strong with her with the fight and she's doing outstanding. I love her to death and she came first. But other than that I am finally able to come back on here and hang out with you guys. so shoot me some love back, I'd love to hear from you guys!

Politics Wacos At Ther Best
ok heres the deal if you havent yet rate the pic a 9 then rate it a 10 and bomb the hell out of it rates are the key they are worth more than comments so please do both and repost for me ok Despite their newfound success at the polls, Democrats in Ohio and in Washington, DC, still don't share our common sense Ohio values: Ted Strickland wants more government control and increased taxes. John Edwards preaches the evils of Two Americas, yet builds himself a $6 million estate in North Carolina. Barak Obama dismisses his past use of marijuana and cocaine by saying it's just something typical teenagers do, while the lives of the soldiers fighting overseas are "wasted." But not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton boasts that she is the one most Republicans are afraid of : "Bill and I have beaten them before and we will again," she says. NOW HERE IS SOME GOOD FACTS NO MATER HOW YOU VOTE AND IT IS NOT SPIN AND CAN BE LOOKED UP IF YOU DONT BELEAVE IT 36-acc

Political Views
Here is the link , so you can read first hand, his economy plan http://www.barackobama.com/issues/economy/index.php#jumpstart Dear Gegi, On the Senate floor today, Hillary said that President Bush will not be allowed to use force against Iran without the explicit authorization of Congress. With Bush shunning diplomacy and engaging in reckless posturing, she said, it is time for Congress to step up and take a strong oversight role. Here is what Hillary said: President Bush must not be allowed to act without the authority and oversight of Congress. It would be a mistake of historical proportion if the Administration thought that the 2002 resolution authorizing force against Iraq was a blank check for the use of force against Iran without further Congressional authorization. Nor should the President think that the 2001 resolution authorizing force after the terrorist attacks of 9/11, in any way, authorizes force against Iran. If the Administration believes that any, an

Politics And Society
http://www.uclaprofs.com/articles/dirtythirty.html This group of radical right alumni have decided that it is their duty to expose professors who, in their opinion, are too liberal. This in it's self is not a problem. What is a problem is that this group has decided it is their duty to strong arm these professors into either changing the way they teach, get them fired, or harass them into quitting. The leader of this group, Andrew Jones, has decided to pay students to gather information on any teacher they believe to be too left in their teaching. http://www.uclaprofs.com/studentshelp.html To summarize their criteria for what they consider valid proof. A student must have "Full, detailed lecture notes, all professor-distributed materials, and full tape recordings of every class session, for one class." Andrew Jones is an example, and not even an extreme example, of the tactics the radical right has resorted to. In Ohio evangelical preachers are threatening their cong

Political Shit.
I believe our dear friend Wahela is as angry with Bush as I have ever seen her! And who could blame her after all? It's not like many of us believe that WE really hired him, and outward appearances seem to support the fact that the man either cheated and bought his way into office, or someone cheated and bought his way in without him even being intelligent enough to realize it! I suspect the latter btw. When Wahela says: "Yes, I feel so much better now. The last comment from President Bush in his mini-money-commentary provided the US taxpayer with even more reassurance that all was well with the financial health of this nation by saying, "....there has been additional liquidity by infusing the market with 55 billion dollars into the system...." I'm not absolutely certain but I believe that comment to be only slightly tongue in cheek. *weg* So let's run with one of the points in the piggybank blog. I too have a very distinct disregard for the shrub's purported response to the curre

Politickles
2 tough questions Body: 2 tough questions Body: Body: 2 Questions (No peeking - it will ruin it for you....) Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never

Politics
Obama, Clinton Sparring Early Campaigns' Scrutiny Unusually Intense By Anne E. Kornblut Washington Post Staff Writer Monday, March 12, 2007; A01 CLINTON, Iowa -- Standing in front of a large banner that blared "Clinton," surrounded by students in Clinton Community College sweat shirts, Sen. Barack Obama offhandedly mentioned the obvious. "Hillary, you know, she's interesting," Obama said, acknowledging that he understood they would consider other candidates before making up their minds. Interesting, indeed. In the month since the presidential nominating contest got underway, Obama (D-Ill.) and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) have barely mentioned each other's names in public or even greeted each other in the Senate halls. But each campaign has increasingly fixated on the other, engaging in a shadowboxing match in which they intentionally cross paths but dodge to avoid each other's subtle jabs. With an intensity unusual for this stage of the campaign the two a

Political Schtuff
I honestly wish I had one of those cell phones with a camera in it so I could post a picture of this incident... The other day, my son and I went to a pizza place, you know, one of those with a few old arcade games and whatnot. While we were waiting for our pizza, this tiny little girl about four years old goes over to the police shoot-em-up game that has a pink gun and a blue gun holstered and chained to the game. Her parents are sitting at their table, eating, laughing, having a good time. Basically letting her have free run of the place so she wouldn't scream. Eh, whatever. So the little girl is singing and talking to herself. She walks over to the holstered game pistol and takes it out, sort of points it around the room. Okay, no problem, sorta. I mean, it's just a game pistol, not bloody likely to be loaded, granted. Still, seeing someone waving a gun around like that, even a toy gun, chills my blood a bit, mostly because it was obvious she had no idea what it even was

Politics
Ever wonder what the expression "stuck on stupid" meant?Well here is an example: The grinning idiot clinging to Je$$e Jack$on is Cindy Sheehan... the sob sister protesting the war at Bush's ranch, who lost her son in the war, the same son she gave up in her divorce when he was 7 years old. And by the way if you wonder why she has so much free time ... she is going through another divorce right now and guess what? She is giving up custody of another son. As Forest Gump once wisely proclaimed, "Stupid is as stupid does."What Is This Picture? Obviously, it's a picture in a cemetery. What cemetery and whose grave? Sadly, it's the grave of Casey Sheehan. After two years, and a DoD payment of $250,000 to the "Peace Mom", Cindy Sheehan has not had the time or bothered to have a headstone placed on this young hero's grave. And, she doesn't even have to pay for one, the DoD will provide one: "The Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) furnishes upon request, at no charge to the applicant, a g

Political Correctness
Political Correctness: Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He doe

Political Sheite
So yeah, I watched Fahrenheit 9-11 and Bush is the biggest douche on the planet.. Granted, I thought he was a douche befrore.... But now I think is a Monster Douche. I can't believe he got elected to a second term... Considering he wasn't even elected to his first term... I'll keep this mild (wouldn't want to get the secret police... erm I mean service at my door). I just hope he somehow gets his karma back from all the people he's killed... I know this one won't happen but I can wish it. I hope he gets convicted of the war crimes and crimes against humanity that he's committed, and when he dies I hope it is a long painful process and he burns in the pits of hell (if there is such a place, and in his case I hope there is.) With love, butterflies, cupcakes and rock and roll. ~~Bryan

Politics
You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party. Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both. You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter. You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What's Your Political Persuasion? Like my Marine brothers who fought alongside me in the Battle of Fallujah, I know a little something about choices. When the nosecones of 767 passenger jets punched into the Twin Towers, my choice was simple to make. My choice was not, as the patchouli-smelling Berkeley hippies would have you believe, the duplicitous work of “salespeople known to lie to and seduce minors and young adults into contracting themselves into military service with false promises.” By that rationale, car salesmen are responsible for the 40,000 Americans who will die this year on

Political Truths
Let me make something clear, the United States is not now, nor ever has been, a democracy. It is a Republic, which means we have a representative form of government. In a democracy, everyone votes on everything. Granted there is a council and court system, but they are just there to enforce the choices of the people. Now then, I find it strangely funny that some of the most educated and enlightened men in history chose a republic for our country rather than a true democracy. Granted, a democracy would have been difficult in the first 200 years of our existence, if not impossible. Of course that brings us to another part of our government that needs explaining, the Republic of the United States of America. The states came together to form a federation of states, hence the term the 'federal government.' The implications of this part of our government are simple, in essence, no federal law can be enacted which interferes with the rights of the state. It also means, cont

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If they mark your pics as NSFW then they need to make sure they mark all pics on here as such that show alittle skin. I have seen more cleveage on Blasts than on my pic. Lets not talk about the other body parts that are shown on here that are not marked as NSFW. I dont care what people put on their sites. Its my choice as to if I look at it or not. But dont mark mine as NSFW unless you are marking all of them that shows a little skin. Bill & Hillary : Worse than you thought & worth remembering - this came from a Democrat Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton : I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically: 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones , Monica Lewinsky , Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick . Did I leave anyone out? 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had

Police Raid
yesterday i was at one of my friends house and why i was there the cops showed up and raided the house looking for a fugitve i thought that i was going to jail in all i didnt go to jail but my friend did and it sucked

Political
Ok let me start by saying this was forwarded to me from a close friend..... keep an open mind and read further..... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the l

Politics, Religion, Miscellany We All Agree On
Last month, a former colleague invited me to join her Feminist Book Club. I cringed. And then accepted her invitation. Feminism, for the unschooled, is simply the belief that men and women should have equal rights. I've always considered myself a feminist, and most of my friends, both male and female, consider themselves feminists, too. That said, the word Feminist has some, ahem, negative connotations. Bra burning comes to mind. Man-eating. Dick-hating. I could go on, but there's probably no need. Suffice it to say that not all feminists are the same. (Think Andrea Dworkin: crazy cunt who believes that all sex is rape.) Anyway, Feminist Book Club. I was going somewhere with this. The day of the meeting, I went to the market, picked up a variety of fruit, and put together a nice platter, carefully cutting slices of pineapple to resemble juicy little penises. nom nom nom I talked with one of my friends that day, and told him that I was going to Feminist Book

Political Rants
*Reposted from RangerUp.com* John Kerry is an Embarassment to the Nation WARNING: There is nothing funny about this letter. I am pissed off beyond comprehension at Senator Kerry's total disregard for the military. Senator Kerry, Thank you for your 4-months of service in Vietnam. That act, however, is the last thing that you have ever done for the U.S. Military. Your record since has included the defamation of your compatriots, a close friendship with Hanoi Jane, and one of the most anti-military voting records in history, including votes against the Abrams tank, the Bradley Fighting vehicle, and the Stealth Fighter and Bomber, the equipment that gave the U.S. the technological advantage in the last decade. You then opted to vote for the war in Iraq, but against the support package necessary to fight that war. I cannot imagine a greater disregard for our troops than to send them to war without the ability to wage that war. It would be hard to top all that, but

Politics
i had to talk to a flat-earther the other day. i'm sure you know the type i mean, i coin that phrase in honor of the woman on 'the View' who, after saying she didn't believe in evolution and then asked about whether the world is flat, said; "i've never thought about it". no kidding? what a surprise. we can see that you literally never thought about it because even the most cursory façade of thought would tell you that, whatever it is you think, saying you "never thought about it" about whether the world is round or flat on national television may not be the best plan. so; i was working on a temp labor job. you'd be surprised how often sophisticated political discussions happen on construction sites. a man i was working with claimed that President bush has not done anything illegal. i tried telling him about how the FISA disembowelment didn't come till 4 years after the spying started, that all (that is; ALL, as in EVERY SINGLE ONE) all of the claims made to the public and

Political Coup In Russia
We may soon see the slyest move ever made. Call it a coup if you like. President Vladimir Putin has found a way to get around Russia's constitutional limit of being president for a maximum of 2 terms. Since he is elegible to candidate for a third term, why not just take it? HOW???? You ask. Well, turns out the man is no fool, and looks like he is gonna do on the big stage things, the way just about everything get's done around here. Even though he cannt candidate for President, there is nothing stooping to candidate for the position of Prime-minister. He will be nominated (and elected) as Chair of the largest polical party in Russia (United Russia). Putin has also nominated one of his lackey's, a virtual nobody wo is more faithful than a litter of puppies, to be elected as the next president. With Putins backing, this nobody is a shoe in. When Putin gets elected as Prime-minister, after a short but acceptable interval, the nobody president will have something drastic happen to hi

Polish/czech Recipes
1/2 lb butter, soften 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 cups flour 1 cup walnuts, chopped 1/2 cup strawberry jam Grease an 8 x 8-inch pan. Cream butter & sugar. Add eggs & blend well. Gradually add flour. Spread evenly one-half of the butter mixture in bottom of pan. Spread evenly with the jam & sprinkle with chopped nuts. Spread the second half of the butter mixture on top of the jam. Bake at 325°F for about 45 minutes or until brown. Cut into bars when cool. (I made it myself awhile back, it was pretty good) Sift together into bowl 6 T. flour, 1 t. salt and 1/4 t. baking powder. Into blender pour Egg Beater or other egg substitute equivalent to 3 eggs. Start blender and add gradually 6 medium sized peeled potatoes, sliced or dices, and 1 small chopped onion. When mixture is uniform, pour it into dry ingredients and mix well with wooden spoon until blended. Spoon mixture into hot oil in skillet and fry until brown and crispy on both sides

Political
Oh, and LMFAO AGAIN- ANOTHER anti-gay Republican is busted, this one dressed up Like Guliani (women's lingerie) having sex with a man in a nudie booth... Republican Richard Curtis hastens to say : "I'm not Gay". I just like having gay sex while wearing women's clothes in public places. Oh, Well THAT makes it okay then. Carry on. How can we win the war in Terror if our Republican war mongers can't dress up like chicks and blow men in public restrooms? The last ever post from the House of the Rising sons! I am joining the fucking zombie ranks. The Futility of Faith This life so crippled that I can't stand, And God on High, with no command Angels futile and Devils impotent as well, And to think that I was once afraid of Hell... Seek not your soul, it does not exist- Meaning and truth are ideas that do not persist Each moments experience is its only reward- Let passion be your shield, pleasure be thy sword. And Love? That lofty goal so pure- is no more than so

~ Police, Fire And Others Who Never Get Credit ~
Panicked Lady saved by a police officer moments before a train destroys her car. This is the complete police dash-cam video of the incident. A woman led police on a car chase in Hawthorne , south of LA. The chase ended when she swung around and hit a police car head-on. *** Warning Graphic *** You watch the main stream media and this is what you will see and hear, Man Murdered by Police. And you will hate the police for doing such a cold blooded act. Watch the 1st clip. Then if your pissed you have to watch the 2nd one from a different angle and one you would NOT see. This is the same pursuit and shooting as seen in " Pursuit - Shooting first clip", but from a different patrol car and angle... not only did he have a gun in his hand, he took a shot at an officer before they opened fire on him! The moral is, don't jump to conclusions about what you think you see on the news! ...

Politically Incorrect Blogs
My views are simple; I am not one who wishes to embrace diversity. I am the type of person who does not wish to share my schools with those people who do not wish to learn, I don’t feel that my education must be stunted in order to allow a person of color into my class a fair chance at an education. I believe that if you or your people were not involved in the blood shed to keep our Nation free then you, have no rights to either be here or to vote here. I believe that America was founded upon the backs of the Aryan man and laws which forbid us to defend our communities should be looked upon as treasonous laws and should be stricken from all records. I believe that with the advent of television our people that being white people have lost their ability to see through the lies we are being told. I believe that there are no Native people’s to this great land called North America and to say that Indians were here before Europeans is a lie due to archeological digs which have turned up

Politik Kills
Singer : Manu Chao Song & lyrics : Manu Chao politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need votes politik needs your mind politik needs human beings politik need lies thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik kills politik kills politik kills politik use drugs politik use bombs politik need torpedoes politik needs blood thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills

Politics!
Subject: What is Politics? A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thin king about what Dad has said.. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

Politics
Most of what's in this we should take to heart. John Glenn said this that should make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an verage of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost … an average of 5,800 per year. f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French

Politics....politically Speaking
Thank GOD, the NY governor decided to drop the whole driver's license for illegal immigrants issue. I really had to wonder what he was smoking to come up with that. We can't control the flow of illegals coming into the country, so give them a license to drive so that they can be tracked? Simplistically that does make sense, but since when is anything that simplistic AND doable?

Politically Direct
You've heard of being politically correct (nothing to do with politics really) and the show "Politically Incorrect" which steps on the former's toes based on views expressed, mine on the other hand is simply "direct", and not meant to sway anyones opinion, influence anyone in any way. It is merely some observations, how they can be viewed differently by people, yet when certain things are compared, makes you wonder why you believe what you do. I consider all sides, weigh the arguments and come to my own beliefs. I do not mean to offend or have any problem with any race, gender, religion, political party, educational level, sexual orientation or anything else. Just look at this and consider your own views and why you choose them. Is it because you were brought up believing something because you were told or taught to, went along with the crowd, or made your own decisions? The last is my own way. As I said I base opinions on people, and the way they behave, not because of their co

Politics
Of course this narrative isn't speaking directly to most of you... considering I doubt most of you know about crimethinc.com or any other anarchist pages for that matter. However, the the general idea portrayed in this is clear and holds true to far too many people in this day and age. I say wake up... throw your pcs out the fucking window and go out. Of course here I sit typing this... curse of the single parent and not family in the vacinity. Anyways... here it is... Now Entering Cyberia (Population: Zero) A Note on the Medium Due to your vague interest in these matters which have been deemed antisocial by the new thought police, you have been exiled to Cyberia. You may believe your visit to be voluntary, but ask yourself: if you could live—in real time, in full color, without a 'net'—the revolt and transformation you fantasize about, would you be here, contemplating and trading in mere representations of such things? The new isolation chambers and interrogation rooms larg

Politics
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A small sign that asked customers to order in English at a famous cheesesteak shop was never meant to be offensive, the shop's owner testified Friday at a hearing to decide whether the policy was discriminatory. Joe Vento, the owner of Geno's Steaks, defended his policy before the Philadelphia Commission on Human Relations, which filed the discrimination complaint. "This country is a melting pot, but what makes it work is the English language," Vento told the commission. "I'm not stupid. I would never put a sign out to hurt my business." Vento posted two small signs in October 2005 at his shop in a diverse South Philadelphia neighborhood, telling customers, "This is America: When ordering please speak English.'" He said Friday that he posted the sign because of concerns over the debate on immigration reform and the increasing number of people from the area who could not order in English. But he said he also wanted to keep the line moving at his busy store.

Politics
You know, I was reading some articles about how Black people and so-called Black leaders are not supporting Obama. I don't really support him, but Blacks in general are overwhelmingly Democrats. I have the sneaking suspicion that the problem is this; if a Black president were to be elected, it would show how far this country has actually come, and that this would negate the victim status that Black people often use to excuse the myriad problems that plague us, as well as put leaders who constantly foster the victim mentality out of a job. Discuss.

Politics And The Fair Tax
Why is GAS so expensive, cause congress sends it on a World Cruise !!! How long will Fake environmentalist risk a game of supertanker-russian roulette, with oceanic aquatic life -with this fake environmental objection to drilling in ANWR, offshore Florida and California ? OIL IMPORTS- I wonder what the Carbon footprint of an oil company in America buying Sudi Arabian Oil is, "If you really care about such nonsence" after you factor in : 7,168 miles from Mecca to jax, Florida is a fucking world Tour !!! First youve got to get the oil out of the ground in saudi Arabia, trucking it Hundreds of miles to the shipping company, pumping oil into the ships, traveling acrossed the ocean thousands of miles pumping it out of the ships into more trucks traveling hundres more miles then pumping it into the refineries, pumping it back onto trucks traveling hundreds of miles, taking this precious comodity to your ~ Gas stations How many gallons spill into the Ocean ? Ho

Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,people from Kentucky, Tennessee, western Maryland & Pennsylvania, as well as West Virginia will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does

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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of you

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HALLIRAY SEEM TO THINKS THAT CRYING WILL GET HER ELLECTED TO BE PRESIDENT . LET US NOT BE FOOL PEOPLES DO WE WANT THE SAME OLD POLICES THAT WE HAVE BEEN SEEING THE LAST 12 OR MORE YEAR NO IT'S TIME FOR CHANGES THAT MEAN NO CLINTONS AND NO BUSHS IN THE WHITEHOUSE > BE SURE TO READ IT ALL!!! > > If Hillary wins in 2008 and Bill is 'appointed' to fill her Senate > > seat and either live to retire 'they' (together or alone) would get > > two US Presidential retirement checks, two US Senate retirement > > checks, and a retirement check from the State of Arkansas . > > About the only thing they MIGHT NOT get is a Social Security > > check....but I wouldn't bet on it.... > > I understand ole Bill has earned $40,000,000 in the past six years. > > What a guy! > > AND THE REST OF THE STORY... Hilarious Rotten Clinton, as a New York State > Senator, now comes under the 'Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,' > which means that even if she never gets reelected,

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Hundreds of parents have spoken to us about the intrusion of truly adult content into a family program. In response, Common Sense Media has spent the last four months reviewing the ads and network promos broadcast during pro football games. We reviewed more than 50 games -- more than 160 hours of coverage -- and watched more than 5,000 commercials. Please join me by helping Click HERE to Help I just took two minutes to tell the Senate to take prompt action on legislation passed by the U.S. House that will make cars and products safer. The House passed two good bills right before the holidays, and we need the Senate to jump on them now while momentum is high. It will only take you a moment to learn about these good bills and send your quick message to your own Senators. http://cu.convio.net/NewYear2008 Did you know that many baby bottles contain an unnecessary toxic chemical even though safer products are available? Sign this petition with me to tell the CEO's of the

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I'm curious if anyone really knows the answer. I'm watching the Florida Primary results and I noticed something that's happened twice on the Democrat side between Clinton and Obama. I noticed the same thing in in New Hampshire for that primary. Both times, votes were taken away from Obama and given to Clinton. In New Hampshire when I caught it it was around 500 votes or so....It wouldn't matter much i know....But Florida the votes were over 20,000 this time. That is a lot of votes to disappear from one candidate and reappear for another candidate. Maybe it's something common, but the shit disturbed the hell out of me...

A Police Officer's Life
You know you have grown up when: 1. Your houseplants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them! 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question! 3. You keep more food in the fridge than beer! 4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed! 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator! 6. You watch the weather channel! 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”! 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days! 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”! 10. You’re the one calling the police because those @$#% kids next door won’t turn down the stereo! 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you! 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore! 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up! 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers! 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt! 16. You take naps! 17. Dinner and a m

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. > > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. > > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, fore

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ............................................................. THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swin

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This article was written by Gary Hubbell (Aspen Times Weekly). It's circulating around the net.........thought it would be a little controversial to post......but I figured.......why not. I agree with alot of it...........some of you won't........don't get mad. Just wanted to post it for those interested............ There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain. Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians. There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that

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Jump right in and debate with people from all wave lengths of the political spectrum. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! PLEASE REPOST We must fill the Internet with a Demand for the RELEASE of the 84 Pentagon 911 Tapes. We need a full court Blitz of the Internet, gang. You can use some of the stuff from below or just add your own stuff. Demand The Release Of The 911 Pentagon Plane Crash Tapes ! So What Is The Pentagon Covering Up About The 911 Chash? The 911 Pentagon Tape Witholding is a Conspiracy Fact ! There is a cover up and a conspiracy by the Bush Administration and the Republicans in Congress and it is a fact, not a theory, other wise the 911 Pentagon tapes would have been released almost 5 years ago. Unbelievable the Bush sheep like followers don't want to see what was on the 911 Pentagon tapes. Now if this had happened under President Gore the Republicans would be demanding the tapes. There is a cover up and

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THIS IS SO FUNNY THAT ITS SAD THAT IT CAME FROM A BRITISH NEWS PAPER. I KNOW HOW IT WILL SOUND THAT IT BACKS Obama BUT IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT IT, IT REAL INSULTS HIM. SO BEFORE YOU THINK I'VE GONE NUTS AND STARTED TO BACK HIM I JUST FIND THIS PIECE FUNNY. From The Times July 25, 2008 He ventured forth to bring light to the world The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers Gerard Baker And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness. The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd

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Subject: Biblical warnings of Barack Obama Body: The Bible warns us of Barack Obama! Please Read All! The Bible has warned us that 'A man will come from the East that will be charismatic in nature and have proposed solutions for all our problems and his rhetoric will attract many supporters!' When will our pathetic Nation quit turning their back on God and understand that this man is 'A Muslim'....First, Last and always....and we are AT WAR with the Muslim Nation, whether our bleeding-heart, secular, Liberal friends believe it or not. This man fits every description from the Bible of the 'Anti-Christ'! I'm just glad to know that there are others that are frightened by this man! Who is Barack Obama? Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray

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Other indirect effects The current federal tax law allows individuals to deduct the home mortgage interest costs, and donations to certain charities, from taxable income. Someone paying a 25% income tax rate would pay $250 in taxes on a $1,000 donation or mortgage interest payment, and then receive $250 back from the government as the $1000 deduction is removed from taxable income The FairTax is tax free on mortgage interest up to the basic interest rate as determined by the United States Federal Reserve and donations are not taxed. In a 2007 study, the Beacon Hill Institute concluded that total charitable giving would increase under the FairTax, although increases in giving would not be distributed proportionately amongst the various types of charitable organizations. The FairTax may also affect State and local government debt as the federal income tax system provides tax advantages to state and local municipal bonds. Proponents believe environmental benefits would result from the

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....Gee, now I'm havin' a hard time deciding whether to jump from a burning ship to a house of cards, or just wrap my lips around the barrel of Grampaw's shotgun, and pull a Kurt Cobain. ....Both political parties resemble a couple engineers who've just crawled out of a massive Casey Jones and are tryin' to claim each the other is more injured. ....Both parties are hemmoraging supporters, dispite their attempts at new voter registration. ....The Green Party and the Libertarians are about as popular as genital warts and the term Independant still conjures up visions of Ross Perot. ....Once again, I'm calling for all thinking Americans to seriously consider the options to D or R......Or get what you deserve from your new infatuation. ....Even Rudy is eyeing a run for NY Gov. ....His slate is no cleaner than the recent occupants of that office...but his dilly-dallying is old news. If Hillary gets the bump, she'll go straight for the Governor's chair. ....I happened to run into Rud

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Today’s politicians have no idea what is going on in middle and lower class America, sure they stop by and visit in some town close to your home but do they actually look and see what is going on. The answer to that is NO, I have yet seen a Presidential Canadate stop and ask someone how they are doing and mean it. If they were to ask me that question I would tell them that our middle and lower class people are in a struggle for survival right now and its all because of people with all the money doesn’t want to put it to good use and help out some of the Americans that really need it. If I had the money that Donald Trump or Oprah dose I would not sit on it like a GREEDY troll, I would help out my fellow Americans when they needed it. I have only heard the Presidential Canadates talk about middle America and lower America once or twice, and I have all the news channels, they don’t care about who matters the most ( US the people of America) all they care about is putting more money in the

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Did you know? I didn't know! How could we? Did you know that 47 countries' have reestablished their embassies in Iraq ? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction; and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq ? Did you know that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating? Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 - 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment. Did you know that Iraq's Air Force consists of three operational squadrons, Which includes 9 re

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Dear Friends, This is the real deal. Big phone and cable companies are trying to get rid of Net Neutrality, the fundamental principle that prevents them from discriminating against your favorite Web sites and services. Unless we speak out to our members of Congress, they could move to allow large telephone and cable companies TO CONTROL WHAT YOU DO, WHAT YOU SAY, WHERE YOU GO AND WHAT YOU WATCH ONLINE. Visit the URL below to learn more about what's at stake and send a loud message directly to Congress: https://secure. freepress. net/site/Advocacy?id=162 To take action on this issue, click on the link below: https://secure. freepress. net/site/Advocacy?s_oo=gmzTP4o6wyk7slfvIA2mKg..&id=162 If the text above does not appear as a link or it wraps across multiple lines, then copy and paste it into the address area of your browser.

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It is so sad how stupid the youngsters are in our country. I am not talking about all of them, but a majority of them under the age of say 28. I do listen to talk radio and i hear them call in all the time, new up and coming voters or freshly new ones. They talk about how great Obama is, but when confronted with questions like. What has he ever done to make things better in this country? Can you name anything he has created on paper and had put to the floor for a vote? Or ever better yet what does he want to change? Well whats sad is they do not research and listen to exactly what Obama says, and i mean all of it. The only Change i have seen OBAMA have is what he says. He is just like Hilary say what sounds right at the time. It is so sad, to think that our schools no longer teach kids to think on their own. Instead they have some kind of political agenda in the class room, which it seems most times is liberal. Instead of keeping politics out the class, unless its a political

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YOU KNOW,STOP LIGHTS DON'T COME ANY REDDER THAN THE ONE YOU JUST WENT THROUGH. RELAX,THE HANDCUFFS ARE TIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE NEW. THEY'LL STRETCH AFTER YOU WEAR THEM A WHILE. IF YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE CAR,I'LL MAKE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE A WORTHLESS DOCUMENT. IF YOUR,YOU'LL ONLY GO TO JAIL TIRED. CAN YOUR RUN FASTER THAN 1200 FT. PER SECOND? BECUASE THAT'S THE SPEED OF THE BULLET THAT'LL BE CHASING YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING? I GUESS THAT MEANS I CAN WRITE ANYTHING I WANT TO ON THE TICKET,HUH? YES SIR,YOU CAN TALK TO THE SHIFT SUPERVISOR,BUT I DON'T THINK IT WILL HELP. OH,DID I MENTION THAT I'M THE SHIFT SUPERVISOR? WARNING! YOU WANT A WARNING? OKAY, I'M WARNING YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN OR I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER TICKET. THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION WILL DETERMINE WHETHER YOU ARE DRUNK OR NOT. WAS MICKEY MOUSE A CAT OR DOG? FAIR? YOU WANT ME TO BE FAIR? LISTEN,FAIR IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GO TO RIDE ON RIDES,EAT COTTON CANDY CORN DOGS AND STEP

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The healing has begun... It began the moment Obama won the election... Already there have been many positive comments from world leaders... It won't be easy to make the changes necessary, it will take all of us working together... Barack has a plan to engage and empower all that want to be involved in the solution. www.change.gov He has so many good ideas. He is a true leader..., with the right positive attitude, to make change happen... Obama is truly right for the time... i cant even believe bush got elected 2 times... i can't believe we attacked Iraq in the first place... since when does the us do that... the whole thing is just wrong... oil prices are a direct result of this war... it is just a mess... the solution is vote for Obama... then under his leadership we can all work together and solve our problems... we all know it will not be easy... but with a young vibrant leader in the white house, we can... yes we can achieve greatness once again in America, how could one lous

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Jay Leno on President Bush (Surprising) No matter what your political convictions are this is an eye opener. What a thankless people we are!!! Jay Leno on President Bush (Surprising) Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan, nor have I ever been, but this is not about Bush, it is about us, as Americans, and it seems to hit the mark. 'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?'' A.. Is it that we have electricity and running water

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This is the best example of what is happening in our Universities all over the country. It is split into 10 parts but that was the only way I could get it. http://www.youtube.com/v/IxSg2oRU6Bs&hl=en&fs=1&"> http://www.youtube.com/v/zj9mVVyo2hY&hl=en&fs=1&"> http://www.youtube.com/v/1QY13ai4Lb0&hl=en&fs=1&"> http://www.youtube.com/v/E3FPyw2taYA&hl=en&fs=1&">

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I don't do politics anymore. But I thought this was a very, very good explanation, through who reads newspapers. 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it. 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much. 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as l

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Reasons why the Bush Administration did not lie, and justification for the invasion of Iraq The first and most glaringly obvious error that people tend to make when they criticize the Bush administration, and in particular George W. Bush about his decision to go into Iraq is that they tend to separate the events that led up to that decision with the decision, and the outcome of that decision. Other reasons for criticizing the decision to invade Iraq include but are not limited to personal gain or benefit. It is important to remember that the human rights violations that occurred in Iraq under the direct order of Saddam Hussein were atrocious. These events and their cause are undisputable facts. The decision to invade and remove Saddam Hussein from power were in large part in response to these and the ability to create chemical weapons, as well as the exploration of developing nuclear technology as well. Some people, namely politicians believe it is in their best in

Politics
So here we are. McCain has picked his running mate. Now, I am perplex about the choice : 1. he's a total idiot and world champion egocentrist. 2. he is a a Godsent and want to relieve the world of 4 more years of Republican 3. He is the silver revelator that will show the true USA to the world (the wold already knows but McCain is unaware it seems Here is my though 1. He is a idiot and total egocentrist. - Maybe McCain is thinking that women that were voting Hillary are just dumb enough to vote any woman. I think that is an insult to american women and to women in general. Moreover, forgetting about his health condition and his age and picking up for VP a woman that has been mayor of a less than 9000 inhabitants city in...Alaska is..suicidal at the least, totally grotesque in fact when he is constantly attacking Obama for his lack of experience. 2. he is a a Godsent and want to relieve the world of 4 more years of Republican. - McCain knows that the USA and the Wor

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Callers dialing for N.J. Democrats get sex chat offer instead Misprint in a telephone book directs callers to sex chat rather than to political group Last three digits of the Democrats' phone number was misprinted in white pages The group's 800-number listing was correct in yellow pages NEWTON, N.J. (AP) -- A misprint in a telephone book has led to some callers dialing a phone sex service while trying to reach a New Jersey political organization. A listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee in Embarq's white pages sent people to a sultry female voice inviting them to pay for sex chat. Embarq spokesman Glenn Lewis told The New Jersey Herald of Newton that a transposition error caused the last three digits of the Democrats' phone number to be misprinted. He said the listing has been corrected in Embarq's directory assistance database. The organization's 800 number listed in the book's yellow pages was correct. Body count. In the last six months 292 kill

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You ready for this America---? John McCain has taken over 1,000,000 dollars in PAC/Interest group monies. In the interest I scratch your back you scratch mine.. More than 1,250,000 to be more on point. Check out who is BUYING John McCain... Yes, Barack has said he will not take over 200 dollars from each single donation.. And will not take PAC donations. I did see donations although it seems he has refunded nearly every single donation up to less than 1 thousand dollars..from the PAC's that donated to him. Obama takes public donations only. Clarify-from us as people donors, not big business. That should speak volumes... who is working for big business? Who is working for the people? Better skim the list and see who IS donating/funding McCain's presidential campaign. Know that this is money with strings McCain is expected to favor them if he gets elected. That is why these are called 'Interest Groups'-PAC's (Political Action Committee's) they are grease machines for hope

Politics
I have decided to become a Write-In Candidate & here is my platform: (1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't getting nuttin' out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successfu

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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency 110th CONGRESS 1st Session H. R. 2755 To abolish the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System and the Federal reserve banks, to repeal the Federal Reserve Act, and for other purposes. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES June 15, 2007 Mr. PAUL introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Financial Services A BILL To abolish the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System and the Federal reserve banks, to repeal the Federal Reserve Act, and for other purposes. Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE. This Act may be cited as the `Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act'. SEC. 2. FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD ABOLISHED. (a) In General- Effective at the end of the 1-year period beginning on the date of the enactment of this Act, the Board of Gove

Politics
Just for all the people to know that the price of oil is controlled by the democratic run Senate.We have well that have oil,but are not being used.It helps people in the oild field to have high paying jobs to have the price so high. We have not built a new "Refinery"in America since the compition in 1972.The Senate will not bring up or vote on anyone building another one till you make them! I don't hear anyone running for office talking about this.So no one is going to solove our problem till you slap the "Media"in the face,and tell them no more lies! We have more oil than we can put in the refineries here.You paying higher prices for the already refined gas being imported from other countries! Ask a working employee of a "Production Platform".I have many friends and relatives working the area.We have whole platforms "Capped"off while everyone is telling you that we need to drill more.

Politics...sheesh
I was watching Democracy Now....in a report 7 quakers were arrested for protesting the Republican National Convention...This 23 yr old girl her boyfriend and 5 other young citizens were the first to be charged with terrorism under the new patriot act...now is your voice worth freedom? "One song sparks a tender moment. One flower wakes the loveliest of dreams. One tree starts a beautiful forest. One-bird heralds in spring. One smile begins a lasting friendship. One Perfect Sacrifice has saved our souls. One star can lead men to hope. One God has framed the goal. Ones vote can change a nation. One sunbeam brightens a room. One kiss ignites the fires of passion. Ones laughter can conquer gloom. One-step must start each journey. One word must start each prayer. One hope can raise our spirits. One touch can show you care. One book of love leads us to all understanding. One's faith follows it through. One Savior who is never too demanding. One's heart can see it's true. One life can make

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Don't Judge* 'Some people!' snorted a man standing some distance behind me in the long line at the grocery store. 'You would think the manager would pay attention and open another line,' said a woman. I looked to the front of the line to see what the hold up was and saw a well-dressed, young woman, trying to get the machine to accept her credit card. No matter how many times she swiped it, the machine kept rejecting it. 'It's one of them welfare card things. Damn people need to get a job like everyone else,' said the man standing behind me. The young woman turned around to see who had made the comment. 'It was me,' he said, pointing to himself. The young lady's face! began to change expression. Almost in tears, she dropped the welfare card onto the counter and quickly walked out of the store. Everyone in the checkout line watched as she began running to her car. Never looking back, she got in and drove away. Several minutes later a young ma

Politics
A co-worker sent me this, and I thought it was great: After reading this, work the numbers on the $700 Billion of the financial industry the Paulson is suggesting. I'm against the $85 BILLION bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It" dividend. To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bona fide U.S. citizens, aged 18+. Our population is about 301 million counting every man, woman and child. So, 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up. Now, divide 200 million, 18+ adults into $85 billion - that equals $425,000.00 each! Yes, my plan is to give that $425,000 to every adult as a "We Deserve It" dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So, let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Everyone would pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25.5 billion right back to Uncle Sam! It also means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife would have $595,000.00! What

Political Science & Cows
POLITICAL SCIENCE FOR DUMMIES DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the

Political Crappolla
This i s a little excerpt from the book "Why Nothing Works" by Marvin Harris. It was written in the 80's but has a lot of weight today. It gave me pause when I read this section. "One important point that anthropologists have always made is that aspects of social life which do not seem to be related to each other, actually are related. When one part of a culture changes, it has an effect on other parts that may not be seen at once. Often, the connection between one part or another may not be perceived by the very people whose lives are most affected by what is happening. If this is true, then we cannot hope to understand why any particular aspect of a people's way of life has changed if we view it in isolation and do not study the interconnectedness of all the changes taking place. – or at least, the interconnectedness of all the major changes." "I will be satisfied if I succeed in showing that there are plausible, rational, and connected explanations f

Political Ponderings
Ok, now being a recently unemployed history and government teacher I have no one to rally about the upcoming elections so I guess I will just have to vent out my thoughts here. I am not here to give out my points of view all the time. I never did that in my classroom. The only times my students found out my party affiliation was when they asked me point blank and honestly I was never afraid to tell them. I also was not afraid to tell them why I originally chose that party. I always stressed to my students I didn't care what party they went out and voted for eventually in their lives all that mattered to me is that they went out and voted. I am a firm believer that you cannot complain about what the government is doing to you unless you get you ass out there and make your voice heard. My mom has never voted a day in her life. I tell her the same thing every time she complains about the nature of things right now. This is a far cry from my father (god rest his soul) who use to

Political Indeciveness
Political indecisiveness this year is incredible. I have been voting now for almost 18 years, and this is the first year that I just don’t care to vote. Not because I’m undecided about who to vote for, it’s more about me losing faith in the American Political system (?). I was at lunch yesterday with one of my buddies and we were talking about the threat that was made against Obama and, who we were thinking about voting for, and I honestly couldn’t come up with an argument for or against either of them, McCain or Obama. Again, not because I don’t care about who is president, but I honestly think it is irrelevant now. Most of the power that the Office of the President had has been eroded slowly but surely over the last 50 years or so. This is in part due to the incompetent candidates that were elected to the office and part from the American People themselves. By this I mean that the American people have allowed PROFESSIONAL politicians to take over the political system. I was looki

Politcs
McCain/Palin supporters (i.e. right wing religious nutjobs) cannot get offended by the opposition when they attack Palin's family. Because Gov. Palin parades her family out at every speech and rally and is constantly talking about how her experience as a mother qualifies her to become vice president or even president. If Barack Obama came out and said that he'd make a great president because he's a father and a husband, Fox News and the McCain compaign would be on him like white on rice. Stop calling it pro-life. It isn't. It's pro-birth. Palin's (and McCain's. I mean, did you watch the last debate? He mocked a woman's health as an extreme reason for abortion) thoughts are a woman shouldn't have the right to abortion, no matter the circumstances of the pregnancy or the health of the expecting mother. Please hope her daughter Piper (it's too later for Bristol because she ignored the abstinence-only sex education she received and got knocked up by her hockey playing boyfriend) doesn't

Politics
Why is Barrack Obama refusing to produce his birth certificate? Why won't he say what his blood type is? Could it be that if the birth certificate was shown, someone besides Obaba, Sr would to entered as the father? Could it be that if his blood type were known, it would show that Obama, Sr couldn't possibly be his father? hmmmmm...intriguing.... Look at the pics! Obama, Jr looks nothing like Obama, Sr! But, he does look like Franklin Marshall Davis, a communist...look at the ears...look at the eyebrows...omg What do you think?

Politics
Why is it that they seem to disappear..¿ What happens that makes them just suddenly hate you after being like family for so long and going through so much together..? Why does it seem like when you need them the most they don't want to "deal" with you..¿ Why is it that if they can't use and abuse you they don't want you..? If anyone has any thoughts please feel free to leave a comment or a message.. Ti's better to abort the fetus and feed us..I'm saying this to all of you out there voting for McCain and the hooker just because of the abortion issue..even if abortion is banned girls are going to be out in allies with coat hangers and a bottle of vodka taking care of business..and if they didn't and McCain is president they won't have money to fed all those little babies you want born so badly..so it can be put out of it's misery with one shot or a pill..or it can starve to death and be homeless..and if you are so stupid you can't understand that well then FUCK YOU..Your mother should ha

Political Views
Well here goes the USA to hell in a hand basket! This is gonna sound all rambled, but ya know what.. I don't give a fuck. If AMERICANS can VOTE a piece of SHIT into office then I can say what I want. With Obama gonna be president (that is if he makes it alive to be sworn in) this country is fucken done!!! DONE I tell you!!! You know that he's not even allowed to enter the pentagon? He can't get clearance to enter the building. That's pretty fucked up don't ya think? Do you care on why? Don't you think now that this will bring the KKK back in full force? I know I sure think it's going too! You know I have seen and said some pretty stupid things, but this is beyond belief!!! I want to move to Canada so bad right now. I can see it now. All fucking hell is going to break loose here in the USA and personally, I don't want to be a part of this at all. FUCK YOU OBAMA AND THE CAMAL YOU RODE THE FUCK IN ON!!!!

Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' - She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED' 8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

Political And Religious Shit...
Apparently I made people mad on newsrag... all over my views on abortion and planned parenthood... WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A 13-year-old Arizona girl who was strip-searched by school officials looking for ibuprofen pain reliever will have her case heard at the Supreme Court. The U.S. Supreme Court will decide whether school officials were right to strip-search a student over ibuprofen. The U.S. Supreme Court will decide whether school officials were right to strip-search a student over ibuprofen. The justices accepted the case Friday for review. They will decide whether a campus setting gives school administrators greater discretion to control students suspected of illegal activity than police are allowed in cases involving adults in public spaces. Arguments are expected to be heard in April. At issue is whether school administrators are constitutionally barred from conducting searches of students investigated for possessing or dealing drugs that are banned on ca

Politically Incorrect?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch. BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun

Politics
This was a message sent to me of great importance. I feel that it should be heard. He said that he supported traditional marriage and now this. He is straddling the fence in his point of view. He sights that it is because of civil rights but does he think of the millions that support traditional marriage and how this will be making us swallow a bitter pill and forcing us to accept something that goes against what we believe in too. It is not right and I do not like that he lied. How about you? January 21, 2009 Less than 24 hours into the new administration, President Obama is sending America a radical new message about marriage. Updated just minutes after the inauguration, the new Obama White House website declares "we need to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act," instantly jeopardizing the marriage laws of 45 states, including constitutional amendments in 30 states where voters have recently acted to give marriage the greatest protection possible at t

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How is it that we, as a nation that seems so concerned with human rights (Gitmo not withstanding), are allied with a country like Israel? The complete lack of common decency in regards to Gaza is absurd! I just read an article today that Israel boarded and escorted an aid ship out of the Gaza blockade. They boarded the vessel, searched it, found no weapons of any kind, and still would not allow them to deliver food and medical supplies to the survivors of the onslaught by Israel. I understand that Hamas has been firing rockets into Israel for a long time, but in all of that time only a couple dozen Israeli civilians have been killed. As retaliation for those attacks Israel killed over 1000 Gaza civilians! These people have been under a blockade for a long time, starving, wounded with no supplies to heal themselves, poor, and we sit by and give aid and support to Israel? Why not Gaza? It is after all the Hamas that are attacking Israel, not Gaza. We went into Iraq without prov

Politics
Why do institutes decide to conduct massive studies about the effects of violent cartoons on children? It's disgustingly obvious that all these "scientific" studies are designed to vindicate parents from accusations of being horribly inattentive. It's time to realize that kids will not be a product of what they see on television if parents actually gave a damn and taught their children the difference between fiction and reality and even more important the difference between right and wrong. I am just sick of the piece of shit parents of my generation getting a free pass for raising little hell-raising pieces of garbage. OH IT'S TELEVISION. OH IT'S VIDEO GAMES. BULLSHIT! It's your inability to parent children. Stop the BS. Don't blame others.. look at yourself first you lazy fucks. What an unadulterated D-bag. Things aren't going his way so he runs away to Camp David with his tail between his legs? He's a coward and his inexperience is coming through. What a lousy horribl

Politically Correct Lmao...
She is not a BABE or a CHICK..She is a BREASTED AMERICAN She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE..She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT She is not HALF NAKED...She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY..She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED She is not CONCEITED..She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES She does not want to MARRIED..She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER..She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She does not TEASE or FLIRT..She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION She is not TOO SKINNY...She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE..She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE She has not BEEN AROUND..She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME..She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE She does not GET YOU EXCITED..She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT She is not KINKY..She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER She does not have a KILLER BODY..She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE She does not GO SHOPPING..She is MALL FLUENT She is

Politics
How Sad!! I heard this morning our economy has gotten so bad, that all the illegal aliens are headed back to Mexico. They feel financially they will be better off. The good news is that Mexico will once again have an Olympics swim team now that all their good swimmers are returning home.

Politics
Okay, something has been bothering me and I think it's finally time to get it off my chest....why is congress so concerned with professional baseball players lying about their use of steroids?? I know it's perjury to lie under oath but who did the lies hurt? Their lies aren't keeping a known murderer or rapist off the streets or putting an innocent person in jail. All these lies are doing is making these athletes look stupid when the public knows they did it. With the economic crisis our country is in right now why is congress still spending tax payers money on trying to prove the likes of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens lied to them? Is it a power trip? Is it an election time ploy so they can say " I was right about them using steroids?" The truth is, we'll never know who used in the past unless they come forward and admit it. Yeah, we can speculate and yeah, we're probably right but the fact remains it was in the past and it's time to move forward. Baseball has implemented har

Politically Correct
Today was the first day of a perinatal nursing conference I'm attending for work. We started out with the most difficult part first-bereavement and helping patients who had lost their precious babies. As part of the lesson, three sets of parents came in to talk to us for 2 hours about their stories and their entire experiences with the loss of their children. Reading about how to care for people in these situations is good, but nothing prepared me or taught me better than these familes did. One thing that a father said really spoke to my heart and I don't think that I'll ever forget his words. He said: "If you think that it's better to be politically correct than to hold your patient's hand and cry with them, then you don't need to be a nurse and you should just quit now." Wow, what a profound statement. It reminded me again why I am doing what I do. To help people when they are at their weakest moment and offer some hint of comfort, even though a lot of times there is

Polictically Correct
Ok, I have heard enough small peeps want the word midget banned from TV! I think the world is going to far with this non-sense. Here is my reply to all this non-sense. I am half Irish call me a Mck pronounced Mik, I am also 1/2 Italian so I guess that makes me a ginny. I also a little over weight so call me fat, I wear glasses at work so I am a Geek, damn monitors kill my eyes, I like country music, the outdoors boating and fishing so I am a Hick. Put all this togeather and you have me, I am not defined by my height, color, weight, ancestors birthplace or what I like. I am what God made me a human being. We all come in different shapes, sizes and color so small people of the world get over yourselves you are only victim of prejudice if you allow yourself to be. I will continue to use the "midget" when I see fit. It's a word and only a word

Politically Incorrect?
My ex-husband always called our kids this nickname. He was born and rasied in Mexico and I never thought anything of it. Not til I called my daughter that at the store the other day and received a very nasty look from some woman. Now,am I being racist or politically incorrect? I don't think I am. I feel that if he always called them that and it was okay then it shouldn't be a problem for me to do the same. Maybe I am wrong,but do I look like I really give a shit anymore? Everything is politically incorrect now. Fuck it! They will always be my beaner babies and I am thinking it was a good thing I didn't call her my dry back baby like used to do also. I have a tendency to say "Holy Christ on a cracker!" Now,I don't say it everywhere or anywhere,but I say it. I don't really mean anything by it either. I don't mean that I looked at a cracker either and there he was,Christ sitting there looking at me. I just say it. Now,I am pretty sure it pisses off my Aunt (bible thumper big time and not

Police Your Mumm
Today I posted a Mumm that was completly SFW in its content. This Mumm upset the Mummers so badly they posted NSFW comments on it. I didn't think this would be an issue since I'm not the one that posted them, so I let them stay. About 3 hours after I posted this Mumm I got a message from Fubar Support saying that my Mumm had been deleted because it was NSFW and my Fubar account was in jepordy of being deleted as well. After going to the Fubar Help Lounge, I became aware that I, not the Mummers, am responsable for the comments the Mummers post on my Mumm. So, the bottom line here is POLICE YOUR MUMMS! You, not the Mummers, are responsible for the comments posted in them. If NSFW comments are posted your Mumm can be deleted and possibly your Fubar account as well! P.S. From this day forward ALL comments on ALL pages concerning George Feelsgood must be approved before they will be posted.

Politics
I like to argue but the way I argue tends to point people to believe I stand for one party of the other. Just to clarify I ama libertarian and I tend to hate the left wing wacko's and right wing wacko's. I believe that if we continue with the politics of today the country will be destroyed. So jsut to clarify what I stand for in case you have read my mumms and think I lean one way or the other I have provided the below list. Overall - Don't infringe on my rights and the government doesn't need to do anything - infringe and the laws should punish you Religion - I am a atheist and don't believe that god is part of govt. Don't overdue it though - if you believe go ahead and pray just don't force it on me. Sex - what is done in the bedroom is none of my business - as long as it is between consenual adults I don't care - this includes prostitution Drugs - Adults make choices, its not up to the government to make the choices for Adults. If we get rid of drugs being illegal than we ge

Politics & Philosophy
" I shall do so," he said, " with your help." " Do you then believe that dialectic is to be set as the coping-stone on top of our educational structure, and that we can rightly place no other science higher than this, but that our system of the sciences is now complete ? " " Indeed I do." XV. "Well then," I proceeded, "it only remains for you to determine the principle of distribution, to whom we shall assign these studies, and in what way we shall apportion them." "That is clear," he replied. " Do you remember what kind of men we selected when we were first choosing rulers ? " " Certainly I remember." " I would have you then further grant that men of the character we mentioned must be chosen, that we should prefer the staunchest, the bravest, and, as far as possible, the fairest. And, more than this, we must not only require them to be endowed with a noble and steadfast nature, but also to possess traits which are suitable to the education which we intend to give them." " What

Political
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth wrotes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for anenvironmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for thecalendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of c

Politics
i was sitting here thinking basically we hire peopkle to represent us in the government i.e. senators ,reps so on . that makes the american voters their bosses right now correct me here can you go to your boss today and tell them that from now on you get paid this amount think about it . and i havn't really followed the healthcare thing but if the dems had to change the rules to get the thing passed i think we are going to be more screwed than we were when they started this mess . got to love lobbyist i guess

Political Humor
DIVORCE AGREEMENTTHIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists And Obama supporters, et al:We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.Here is a model separation agreement:Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy!Our respective representative

Political
Those from the far right who criticize President Obama for anything and everything are using the BIG LIE technique espoused by Adolf hitler in his book Mein Kampf and recently utilized by George W. Bush and carl rove, and the Republican Leaders Hitler Wrote in chapter 10 of Mein Kampf: “In the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.”Hitler’s primary rules were: 1. Never allow the public to cool off 2.nev

Political Commentary
Friday, May 21, 2010 Illegal to be Illegal? ARTICLE INCOMPLETEIts amazing just how many people have deep, heart-felt convictions concerning the SUPPORT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT AND SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS ACT passed in Arizona recently. Imagine how strong their convictions might be if they actually read the bill. Count our president among those with plenty to say about unconstitutionality and racial profiling; civil rights and sensitivities without ever claiming to have read it himself.The fact that the new anti-illegal immigration law is a virtual mirror image of existing federal law hasn't stopped President Obama, members of congress, various pundits and even Mexican President Felipe Calderón from criticizing Arizona. In his address to Congess yesterday, Calderon said, "I strongly disagree with the recently adopted law in Arizona," which was met by an approxmately fifteen second long standing ovation from mostly Democratic lawmakers while most Republicans present remained seated. Jo

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http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jul/18/local/la-me-cap-20100719 if you dont want to read it all, here are the highlights The problem is California's unique and unworkable system of governing, an awkward contraption of conflicting parts created mostly by the electorate. In November, we'll elect another governor who's destined for more frustration and failure without significant systemic change in Sacramento. Change such as allowing state lawmakers to pass a state budget on a simple majority vote, overhauling a broken tax system, controlling runaway special interest initiatives with their ballot box budgeting, requiring a rainy-day budget reserve, easing up on legislative term limits and making local governments and schools less financially dependent on Sacramento Voters already have approved changes aimed at electing more centrist, pragmatic lawmakers willing to compromise. The changes -- snatching legislative redistricting from self-serving lawmakers and creating an open prima

Politricks
In my opinion this country needs to change.A change frome the outside in cause inside out is turning us upside down.You cannot trim a redwood from the roots if you do it will wilt.The branches are the key and we are the branches.But like the great redwood we have to stand strong.The people make this country the country does NOT make the people.The constitution was built upon equality,and every day we have our rights revoked.We have the right to free speech but we cant say this.We have the right to malitia and to protect ourselves but we cant do that.When all is said and done we or our family will be controlled,and that is a direct effect of violations of the constitution that made this country great.It was created from true grit,guts,and glory forming a bond with one another aginst tyrany against a one world order against the ways and actions of a facist government.The wool has been fabricated and firmly pulled over our eyes.This is a time for us to affirmativly raise up against tyrany

Politics
Netanyahu at his best Even those who aren't particularly sympathetic to Israel's Benjamin Netanyahu, could get a good measure of satisfaction from this interview with British Television during the retaliation against Hamas' shelling of Israel.The interviewer asked him: "How come so many more Palestinians have been killed in this conflict than Israelis?" (A nasty question if there ever was one!)Netanyahu: "Are you sure that you want to start asking in that direction?" Interviewer: (Falling into the trap) Why not?Netanyahu: "Because in World War II more Germans were killed than British and Americans combined, but there is no doubt in anyone's mind that the war was caused by Germany's aggression. And in response to the German blitz on London, the British wiped out the entire city of Dresden, burning to death more German civilians than the number of people killed in Hiroshima. Moreover, I could remind you that in 1944, when the R.A.F. tried to bomb the Gestapo Headquarters in Copenhage

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People around the world have been smoking marijuana for thousands of years while also using the hemp plant for everything from fabric and rope to ethanol fuel. Unfortunately, somewhere along the way, a man with a bit of power and enough determination decided pot was wicked, evil and narcotic. He moved mountains to make it illegal worldwide. In the U.S., the struggle continues to this day to overcome the lies and misconceptions about marijuana that the government spent billions to spread. Between 1937 and 1947, the government spent $220 million on the war against drugs. Between 1948 and 1963, the cost of this "war" on marijuana alone escalated to $1.5 billion. From 1964 to 1969 the government spent $9 billion on the war against marijuana, a price tag that continues to rise. First Fabric Known to Man The hemp plant, also called cannabis or marijuana, has been used around the world for thousands of years. Sometime around 7000 - 8000 BCE, the first fabric is belie

Police: Two Shot In Candlestick Park Lot After Raiders-49ers Tilt
Two men were shot and wounded in the parking lot of Candlestick Park after a preseason game Saturday night between the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders, police said. The shootings occurred around 8 p.m. PDT, shortly after the 49ers' 17-3 victory, police Sgt. Michael Andraychak said. The victims are a 24-year-old man, who was hospitalized with life-threatening injuries, and a 20-year-old man, who was hospitalized and was expected to survive, Andraychak said. Their names have not been released. The San Francisco Chronicle reported that police were holding a suspect soon after the shooting. San Francisco police Sgt. Frank Harrell described the suspect to the newspaper as a male adorned in Raiders clothing, adding that he was discovered on a party bus in an RV section of the lot. The Chronicle reports that the 24-year-old victim was wearing an "(expletive) the 49ers" T-shirt. He was in critical condition with two to four gunshot wounds to the stomach Saturday n

Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Ain't The Brightest Bulb In The Box.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. A few clowns short of a circus. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Too much yardage between the goal posts. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off his cracker.

Polishing Bling
Polishing bling is really easy. Just takes some practice to learn which bling are worth the most. It's easier now than it used to be because if you put your mouse over a bling it will tell you how many credits it was worth. The more expensive the bling was originally, the more points you get when you polish it! So a FuPony is the highest bling you can polish and can give you HUGE points if you get lucky enough to polish one. Bling can be polished about every 24 hours. So if you get some good bling on a persons page, in about 24 hours, you can stop by and polish them again!! Sometimes there is fluctuation, so it is approximate.To view someones bling, you can bring up the bling page by clicking "see all" in the bottom left corner of their bling window. The bling is divided into sections. Top section is always favorites. A lot of times, some of the better bling is located up there. See where it says expand on the top right corner. If you click that it makes the window bigger so you ca

Politics
im really worring about this years comming up election i am a republican and i am voting for Romney but i am also worried about all the minorities in our country that is voting for Obama i went and sae "Obama 2016" and he totally confirmed all my suspicions abbout this man i beleive he is communist and that he only has 4 years left if he is re elected am i the only one that feels this way ..do you know that he can do what ever he wants to our country in these next four years he cannot be relected again arent you guys as worried as i am? and not to mention him supporting all the people on welfare and goverment assistance i dont know bout u guys but i dont like taking care of other people family if i can work so can everyone else ...i dont know i jus had to vent hope i didnt affend anyone.....have a great day Ashley Klein 10/14/12

Politics
Now this situation in the Gaza Strip has got me PISSED off and the reason is because everywhere I turn in the media they are all blaming Israel for this whole conflict! Everywhere I see on television and on YouTube I watched a video about this and there was this guy Harry Fear or something. I think thats what his name was and he was supposedly in Gaza at the time of the interview and he just spewed all this garbage about how "Oh Gaza has the right to defend its borders against attacks and poor Gaza look at how Israel is treating them." I'm sitting there shouting what the fuck at the television because the media is trying to tell us that Israel is big and bad and its all their fault. Nobody is saying a word about how Gaza has been firing rockets into Israel for awhile now and Israel has shown restraint up until now. I applaud Israel for standing up for their country and fighting back. No other country in the world would sit there and let rockets get fired into their territory wit

Poll For Men...
Hello everyone out there! I'm contemplating making a new website and I wanted to gauge the interest of potential viewers out there. So I wanted to put a question out there to guys (who obviously would make up 99% of the viewers) but women please feel free to respond too!!! What kind of women do you prefer to look at, while viewing erotica, or porn or anything slightly sexual? Is there an interest for women of "above average" body type? (By that I mean women who are not stick figure/barbie doll thin but who may not be of BBW stature either) I find myself to fall into this category. Let me know what you think! Do you prefer to look at straight sex photos? Blowjobs? Handjobs? Fucking? Boob shots? Lingerie? Bondage? I'm pretty open and have been contemplating something like this for quite some time. Now that I actually have the time to consider moving forward with it I wanted to get some reactions from people! Please leave comments! Be blunt, be honest.. I can take it.

Poll
tr> NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 6 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?Yes I have 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Anything that gets me off 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I

Polls
Your Personality is 78% Addictive You definitely have an addictive personality, and you're probably hooked on something. Even if it's just peanut M&Ms or online shopping. Do You Have an Addictive Personality?

Polloblog
i was wondering about my wife... Make Grunge Hearts at CommentYou.com I will never tire I will never tire of saying "I love you" off showing my support for everythimg you do I will never tire of showing I care of being by your side... I'd follow anywhere I will never tire of being your best friend of calling all your fears from now untill the end I will never tire I know this much is true No, I will never tire, I'm join late with you

Poll
can you look at my salute pic everyone on my page and tell me if theres anything wrong tell me in a message or comment i want to know as on my quickcapture on my webcam it was ok if its ok am asking people to rate blog so i have evidience to put forward derek

Poll Results On Mumms
For all the saw the mumm that got deleted because people counldn't handle the two words.. spandex.... with .... fat 82 comments.. 572 veiws.. In that mumm The results were in my favor. The two should not be put together. The results were based on mumm readers votes. Sorry to all that it upset but it was just a question not a knock down on over heavey people that enjoy wearing spandex. It was an opinion. Come on... they show it on comdey central all the time. Laugh ok. Have fun and have a good day. I laughed when you were calling me a cunt.. can't take the heat then get out. That is my saying to you. I am sorry again to all it upset. To all that voted on the mumm, which will close soon, most mumm readers are egalitarian in their marriage choice. Just thought I would post the poll results.. if they change with the next hour, which I don't think it will, I will repost the results. Thanks for taking the Traditional vs. Egalitarian marriage poll on mumm readers.

Poll Thingy's
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? Um damn Ok 4 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? WTF most of them 3. Ever been cheated on? Blah Yes so much 4. Ever paid for sex?Na I get paid..... 5. Ever been married? ;( yep 6. Ever been divorced?He would not sign the fucking papers 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? ANY? 8. Do you own any guns? yep 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?I never been arrested 10. Ever been in rehab?Yea 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? yep 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Ha No not myspace. O wait yea my ex 13. Last time you masterated? what is masterated? Um about 2 hours ago 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? i dont care 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? megan fox 16. Ever been unemployed for over

Polls/surveys
This is for the freaky fun girls only. Im curious to see how many are on this site. Dont let me down!! I posted it on Suicide girls and it went over very well. Lots of great answers Post it here or send it to me privately 1. Do you like giving blowjobs? 2. Do you swallow? 3. Do you have a gag reflex? 4. How much can you handle before you gag? 5. Have you ever given blowjobs to more than one guy at a time? 6. Are you more likely to give a blowjob or have sex with someone you just started dating? 7. Do you enjoy facials? 8. Have you ever done any video or still pictures of you in the act? 9. How old were you the first time that gave a blowjob? 10. Have you gone down on a guy with the help of another girl?

Poll For A Top 10 List...
Doing this on a bunch of different sites. Combined answers will result in a Top 10 list. A bunch of books, comics, video games and cartoons have been made into movies. What's the single worst character from which actor? Pick the 1 worst you've ever seen? My pick: Jim Carrey as the Riddler (If someone has already written your answer, write it in anyway)

Poll: To Join Or Not To Join?
Ok, my dad is a Retired Leutenant Colonel in the Army and I have been going to college since last september(2008). I had to stop college to get a new job just to pay for it and got an appartment with some friends. But I'm not making enough money to pay rent and support myself atm. I need to get back in college and get my bachelors degree to go anywhere. Do you think I should join the US Armed Services, why or why not? If you think it would be a good thing which branch would you recomend?

Polls
Whining , effective? A. Hell No B. Hell effing no! Is it so terrible that I clean up lthe grammar on someone else's SFW smumm, and reposted as an NSFW smumm? A. Terrible and mean B. Someone should do it! A. True B. False C.Persona D, Who cares, we like him anyway. Read the title!

Polo Ticks Me Off
Don't Ever Segragate me for my political beliefs just cause thier different then yours. i have never segragated any one for thiers. just cause i believe that if this country is lucky guiliani will be next president does not in any way make me an asshole. never call anyone willing to vote insenseitive. everyone is entiteled to thier opinion and To The DEATH i will defend any persons right to express thier belief on ANY given subject. Dont You DARE call me insensitive, for mentioning a man whos done great things. dont you DARE call me insensitive, as you haved never told me why i should not beleive in a man i trust to lead my country. if you have an opinion at least TELL me before calling me out. because i have done nothing wrong and im tired of feeling oppressed by a party who doesnt know what they are talking about... and if u think im talking about bush your dead wrong... this is beyond bush... this is beyond polotics because as it stands the rights that DEMOCRATS are so w

Polotics
Whether Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his

Poltarnees Station
I went to Carey Perloff's Luminescence Dating at the Magic Theatre at Fort Mason. I greatly enjoyed the play, but I doubt that any who had not suffered through the Classical college curriculum could appreciate the subtler references within the work. Thumbs up to Italy, which has joined the war against stick models, along with Spain and Brazil. There is a plague among the gorillas of Zaire, not unlike the Ebola virus which has effected the humans of that region. There are two possible disease vectors: other gorillas and fruit bats. I am inclined to believe that the latter is the true vector. Ebola acts through contaminated bodily fluids. Gorillas do not gather in large groups, which limits the effectiveness of the disease vector. Fruit bats, however, could fly between tree before perishing, and their corpses would remain in the copse from which the unfortunate primates dined. I've had a busy weekend. On Friday night, the eve of Black Friday (which sounds to me like a s

Polygamy
A FRIEND ASK WHY I FEEL POLYGAMY IS OK BECAUSE SHE FEELS ITS WRONG AND IT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMEN, I FEEL IN MANY CASES ITS GREAT FOR ALL INVOLVED DIVORCE RATES ARE SO HIGH AND FACE IT MEN SEEM TO SUFFER FROM MARITAL ADD, AND KIDS SUFFER SO MUCH ISN'T MARRIAGE ABOUT FAMILY? DOES IT REALLY MATTER HOW BIG THE FAMILY IS? BIBLICAL DAY POLYGAMY WAS NATURAL, A MAN WHO HAS 2 OR 3 WIVES AND TEN CHILDREN BUT CAN FATHER AND BE A HUSBAND TOO ALL SHOULD HE BE ALLOWED? OF SHOULD HE BE JAILED AND/OR FINED, TELL ME YOUR THOUGHT I'D LIKE TO HEAR

Polyamory
Polyamory (from poly=multiple + amor=love) is the desire, practice, or acceptance of having more than one loving, intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Polyamorous perspectives differ from monogamous perspectives, in that they respect a partner's wish to have second or further meaningful relationships and to accommodate these alongside their existing relationships. The term polyamory is sometimes abbreviated to poly, especially as a form of self-description, and is sometimes described as consensual and/or responsible non-monogamy. Polyamory is usually taken as a description of a lifestyle or relational choice and philosophy, rather than of individuals' actual relationship status at a given moment. There is a certain fluidity in its definition, to accommodate the different shades of meaning which might be covered. Polyamorous relationships are themselves varied, reflecting the choices and philosophies of the individuals concerned.

Poly
Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out Saturday morning ramblings. so what is it about me and being poly. i love my slave dearly, i wouldnt hurt her or leave her for anything. but when i was trying to live vanilla i always

Polyamory
Let's get back to this sex thing. How do you decide who sleeps with whom? Depends on the nature of the relationship. If there is a primary couple and secondary relationships, typically the primary couple will determine a et of grounds rules for who is boinking whom, and when. In a polyfidelity group, the people work out their interpersonal dynamics themselves. And, of course, if you have a king-sized bed, who knows? Maybe you'll find that you like an extra pair of feet in you bed! But the "who is sleeping with whom" question isn't necessarily the most interesting thing about a poly relationship. Remember, with polyamory, we're talking about more than one romantic relationship, not just more than one sex partner. The social dynamic can be very complex, and goes way beyond who's having sex with whom. So how come all the non-monogamous relationships I've ever seen don't work? That proves monogamy is better! Most relationships in general don't last; how many people

Polyamorous Life
I have two husbands: A polygamist’s diary A polygamist on her ‘non-traditional’ lifestyle — and why ‘Big Love’ is silly By Kathleen Lewis updated 1:32 p.m. PT, Tues., Feb. 17, 2009 "Non-traditional" is a popular catchall phrase that seems, in common usage, to mean anything that differs from the mainstream. It also describes a large portion of my life. My upbringing was entirely unremarkable, and certainly included nothing of this sort. I was first introduced to such alternative relationships in college when a female friend of mine and I knowingly decided to share the same boyfriend. No, not a threesome, just going out with the same guy. It was partially a matter of convenience, and partially the fact that we were close friends. We both liked him very much, didn't want to fight over him, and he wasn't anxious to choose between us. As this was my first intimate relationship and it became polyamorous, it is hardly surprising that I ended up in a polygamist marriage. My first h

Poly
at first i thought i was poly because i could be like sister wives now i believe i am pansexual what i really mean is i love whom i love and i dont like the labels of female and male that are put on people how do u feel could u love another this way let me know i have no jelousies hows about u guys lets all have a group hug and then get nakie woot woot lol Jealousy "Some people seem to have no jealousy; it's as if they didn't get that piece installed at the factory. Others, including some long-term polyamorists, feel jealousy, which they regard as a signal that something needs investigation and care, much as they would regard depression or pain. Jealousy is neither a proof of love (and this is where polyamory differs from possessive or insecure monogamy) nor a moral failing (and this is where polyamory differs from emotionally manipulating one's partner(s) into relationships for which they are not ready)." ...is about the sexuality referred to as Poly. Polyamory, or "being poly", is

Polyamory 101
Polyamory breaks down into two roots: poly, meaning many and amor, meaning love. To sum it up, polyamory is about believing that love does not have to be limited to one partner anymore than it would have to be limited to one child or one friend. If you hang out in the poly community (online or in person) any amount of time you will no doubt hear that "there are as many ways to be poly as there are people who are poly." While my pithy saying above sums up the concept pretty well, there is a nigh endless number of ways to put it into practice. There are swingers who have completely open sexual mores and don't feel that sex should be limited to people you have an emotional attachment to. These people are not necessarily polyamorous since love is not a critical component of their sexual encounters (being in an open relationship and being poly are not always the same thing). However, some of them, like my husband, are open to both new sexual partners as well as new emotional

Pome
How can this be true That everything I have ever wanted was given or handed to me or even bought for me. Could it be that I am true and honest with the people who mean the world to me and more. Is this true? Of course it's true because I'm honesr and true to the people who mean the world to me. Can people trust me?Of corse the can Because I'm honest and I can keep secrtes if someone don't want someone else to know about. April

Pome
Life's to Short. Life's to short to play silly games, But beware of the player's, Cause they'll play anyway They'll take your heart with their old leather glove And toss it out in the field, long There it will lie till fate finds the player Who'll pick it up and decide what to do with it later Cause he's busy now, He and his mates Working out a game plan, drinking till late You wait by the phone, wait for his call It gets to midnight, and you think he won't call at all You're tossing and turning in your feversish sleep Then you hear the phone ringing, you jump to your feet He slurs in the phone, he loves you, he wants to come over For once it would be nice, if he'd call me when he's sober But a player he is, that's all he'll ever be! And really aren't I worth more? Heavens Be! I tell him, 'Do me a favour if you want to come round? ' Take a hike and jump off a cliff, if there's one around! And if you can't find a cliff in your drunken state Do t

Pomes
As i look up in the sky my tears run down my face ... just thinking about u tears me up... i cant go 1 night with out thinking about u ... wanting to know how it would feel to be by your side walkin down the streets kissing at the concerts doing things i never thought i would ever do ... now that u left me i will never know how to feel that something that i felt with u ... not knowing if any1 will love me again not knowing if i could love any1 like i loved u ... i dont even know if i will fine any1 like u ... now my nights are balck and my tears will alwayz be blue Is it love that i feel for you? Or is it another dream? Another dream that i'm gonna wake up crying because I know it aint true. A dream that is gonna come back to me every night so every day i can feel like shit feel like no one wants me around no body cares about me? Or is it rally love? Love that would help me throu the day to make me happy, to make me feel good that I'm here? I hope its love. I want it to be lo

Pomes
Put your arms around me baby Can't you see that I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin lovin' you Youâ€™re the man I always wanted to know From the touch of your skin that I've always wanted to feel To the kiss that I long for more For your arms that crush my soul. Youâ€™re the one to see into my darkness And youâ€™re the only one to make it light again Canâ€™t you see I need you so Please come back to me again So I can love you skin to skin So put your arms around me baby Can't you see that I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin lovin' you As the days and night go by I can only think of you and remembering all the promises that you made and hopeing that they will all come true. As I look into you heart-felt eyes I can see our feature. We are walking hand in hand on the beach. And as it begins to rain you craddle my face and kiss me with so much passion that we drop to the sand. And as the current mixes with our current and th

Pomes
As I lay down in my bed and cry I realize It was all a web of lies I was deceived as I misconceived the one identity that I even had to question my own sanity I became a fatality an instant causality of using this facility with hidden negative opportunites called the internet A web of lies spun on the internet Right in the chat room dusted into my corner with a broom I wanted to believe I do not know why hence created a world of my own email addresses flashing me messages as cold as any marble stone The truth was blown When I heard my clowns on the phone Be careful Take care I say with a sigh It was all a web of lies

Pomes That I Wrote And Friends Wrote
Hunting Ground When I sit here in this field with the moon coming up. I think about the day gone by. And I know I will feel the cold of the dark sky. When the stars come out I can't help but start to cry inside for the ones that have died. Could I be next? I sit and wonder. Will I see the moon lit sky? This I can't say but for now I must live day to day. I can hear the others now so I must go. I might be a follower and not a leader but I have a place here. I will remember and think of the others as I run. And soon my time will be done . I can see the others in our hunting grounds. And I know I belong and not to the man kind but to my pack now. It is feeding time and I know my time has gone by and now it is time for me to return to the hunting grounds in the sky. -------------------------------------------------------------- Little Blue Bird Little blue bird fly away you are free. Please don't stay with me. I am th