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Hubby's Job #2
Hi all, I hope you are all having a good evening. Darryl left for his delivery on Sunday, he left here on Sunday at 12 pm. Well he gets down to the yard in time to pick up his load on time, well the company loading the trailors made a mistake on one, so the driver had to come back, and get his trailor reloaded. Well that pushed Darryl's truck back, so after him getting there on time he didn't get loaded until after 3 pm, which pushed him back for the deliver time, but he got there and he was the first to get there so that's cool. Well when he got reloaded for the back haul, they loaded him over the limit, so he pushed back his tandems and all, still over the weight limit, so he got an over weight ticket!!! He gets back to the yard and his bosses has all kinds of choice words to say to him. That he needs to be careful, and watch how they load the trailor......... yet he did all that and it's still his fault that he got the ticket!! WTF is that. They paid for the ticket, and now he h
Hubby Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.Would u pleasure me? 23.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 25. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? 26. Your phone number (Not necessary)
Hubby Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "HUBBY APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
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Sooooo, my husband asked me on Monday or Tuesday if he could invite two people over this weekend for some steaks and stuff. So i said Yeah, and i asked about this one couple, he said they where going out of town and couldn't make it. This morning he calls me at 7:30 AM. Tells me that when i go to the store to buy steaks and stuff for dinner, I need to buy 10 steaks. he invited his entire section over for dinner without asking me!!! The house is a wreck (we've been outta town and xmas decorating) and i have to go buy a bunch of food!!!!! I don't care to have the guys over. One of the couples we've been trying to get over here since the boys got back from Iraq last month. But an extra 6 people? he coulda atleast asked first... ARGGGGG ok i'm done with my rant :)
Hubby's Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas,and up in the bed,she had him tied up,while giving him head. He was moaning and groaning,and begging for more....Who would have thought that Mrs. Claus was a whore? She was sucking and stroking santa with much care,and quietly wishing a few Elves were there. Then she climbed up onto him,and said "I don't care who's been bad or good, before you leave this house,you're giving me wood!" Then bumping and grinding,and flailing about, he was pounding her good,and she started to shout.."Oh yes Santa...Im cumming you jolly ole soul... just keep pounding me hard with that long,firm pole!" ...... Now St. Nick was exhausted,and in bed he still lay, Mrs. Claus said "to hell with the people,this is now my day!!!"
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My hubby made it to kuwait about 2 1/2 weeks ago. He will be going to iraq to where he is suppose to be at soon. i was just hoping for all the prayers for him and his unit to make it back home safe and sound.. I love my hubby and i am very proud of him and all the other troops that are over there.. I support my hubby 100% and ofcourse all the other units overthere too... well that is all i have to say i am asking because i have alot going on in my life and prayers help out alot
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So here the deal... lookin for a Fu hubby got any takers? These are MY rules for my marriage... You need to be chill as hell have one HELL of a way of proposing... no drama involved ( not into that shit) hmm always be there for me and not willin to just up and become someone elses Fu lover... May be the race begin...
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Let us be the music tonight Let us be the voices so that we can bring in the night Moon shinin bright, all around it are the twinkle lights Look what we mad.......... How can i say this but to say you will never truly understand how much we have in common. when i think of you i see me beside you and just to think soon we will be apart incase your hearing or reading this I think of you as a tru friend an more How bout givin it a thought it might compplucate things life is not easy How do you want this relashionship to be it's not easy your the rose That’s not on the market or for sale. More precious Than a wet rose Single on a stem You are caught in the drift. I’m stunted, with your soul, You are lifted in the crisp sand That drives my breath away in the wind. Can the spice-rose Drip such acrid fragrance Hardened in a leaf? Would you let me get next to you? To find out that side in you? Believe, I'm the one to be with.....
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  The best years of our livesThe best honey moonsYour mischievous hands never forgetYour impatient mouth on my skin.I feel within just my daysThe next fallen hero can beI don't want to legends of courageNo medals for my duty.And what should I do here? Looking at the sky10,000 miles of your kisseskissing flags, opening fire,digging trenches if you miss.And what should I do here? Looking at the sky10,000 miles of your kisseskissing flags, opening fire,digging trenches if you miss.Moulting is my life between bombing.I miss youAnd what should I do here?Without you... I cannot.The best years of our livesIs am giving not be what or who
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A Hug
i apologize to everyone on here for not being on much lately. i take the word "friend" very seriously,so i feel badly that i can't be around much right now. the holidays are very stressful for many people, and i've been trying to be a shoulder to lean on for 3 of my friends that are going through emotional issues. unfortunately my being there for them was not enough for 1 of these friends, as the pain they were feeling became too great for them to handle and they ended their life. i know you're thinking there is help, they are getting professional help, but thats not always enough! they also need people who care enough to listen to them. i do feel like the other 2 are getting through it. it's just going to take some time, alot of love, understanding, and patience. maybe this blog sounds like i'm looking for a "pat on the back " or a "your such a wonderful person " , but i wish someone would have been there to help my brother [ he committed suicide when i was a kid],
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A hug is a wonderful gift to share, A way to show each other that we care; There is so much a hug is able to do, When you feel those arms holding you. A hug is a place to feel safe and warm, A comfort for a sad heart that is torn; An expression of the love in our heart, For ones who we wish, never to be apart. A hug is a greeting when we meet to say hello, Or to say goodbye when we have to go; It can hold us up when life gets us down, And makes us smile, instead of frown. A hug can be given for no reason at all, And given to those, both big and small; We're never too old to feel the joy it brings, As it is one of life's most pleasing things. And for all of this beauty, a hug is free! It costs nothing, yet means so much to me; We should all hug another to show we care, For to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare Sent to me by fufriend ""**~TATA'S BOO~*"" CLAYTO""``~~PHSYCO SPANKER!!!!!!!!!!```~~~~~~~
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MY SPECIAL MOM By Mikayla Bowman – 9 years old     The most important thing for you to know about my Mom is that she has a very deep faith in God.  I know this because her favorite story to tell me is how she wanted me soooo much and she prayed for 7 years and had faith that God would give her a little girl.  There were times when she wanted to give up but she had faith that God would answer her prayers.  God did answer her prayers and I am the little girl that she prayed for.   My Momma lost her job in January and when Mr. Shawn had to lay her off, she did not get upset – she prayed for him and asked God to bless his business.  When my Daddy got laid off from his job, I was worried.  My Momma told me that we do not have to worry because God will take care of every need that we have.  Everyday when my Momma prays with me she reminds me to be very thankful for everything that God has blessed us with.  Sometimes I worry when our cars get broken and we have to pay a lot
The Hug Brigade!
Heartsound-President of The Hug Brigade@ fubar President simple gal, MEMBER OF THE HUG BRIGADE@ fubar FU Wife of Nellie~JERSEY BRAT ~ U.S. Military Supporter@ fubar cutestlittleangel@ fubarDerfla9969@ fubar Master Shadow Raven~~Lord Darkblood Dragonslayer~~Pls rip my candles to show suport for Dream Catch@ fubarManda Luvs #20@ fubar **SweetNSassy** Top Promoter of *The Anything Goes Lounge*@ fubar We all noticed a need.We were seeing updates on statuses that said things like "I need a hug"...so we have all come together to form The Hug Brigade!If you know anyone that needs a hug...please send a link to that person's profile to one of these people. The Hug Brigade will be sure to make sure they are properly hugged! Ok...I am being a pain in the butt. lol I think it is going to be best if I put all the member tags in a seperate folder from everything else so that they will be easier for all of you to find. I am going to be moving all tags to a new folder on Friday...
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"Hug Certificate for You! This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding Are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.
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This poem is very sweet. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tick 'em off! If you receive this back
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Huge show tonight as I challenge PCW World Champion Mace Malone for the PCW Title Tonight. Let the ass kicking begin.
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Thanks to the wonderful welcome into cherrytap. Its an awesome site and alot of new and interesting people here. So thanks again for the awesome welcome!!
Huge Decisions...
I GOT ACCEPTED TO ODU School of Nursing!!!!! It's in VA and it's a 2 year accelerated program. I have also applied to LSU, here in Louisiana, but have not received word as of yet, but... they want me to start as a sophomore (3 years). They are both BSNs... WHAT TO DO (should I get accepted into both)??? Also, the VA Guard pays 100% TA + books, LA Guard has 100% TA "exemption" but no books. ADVICE NEEDED, lets assume I get into LSU.
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Because I have such an AWSOME pimp (cottonblossom) lol there are WAAAY too many people to thank and I don't want to leave anyone out so I'm going to do this. Everyone that has helped me try to lvl past this damn fu-gee stage please contact me so I can do one of my pics for you. You are all awsome and it's the best I can do. I also hope that everyone that helped actually reads this so they don't feel left out. Anyway thanks again and hopefully this fu-gee thing will be gone soon, I think it's causing a rash lol
Huge Mistake
Boy....did I get it put to me this time.... I fell head over heels for a woman named Alexandra that I met on Hot or Not.com. We chatted on Yahoo for a while, then arranged a date. Thursday, August 30, 2007 We were to meet at Bob Evans in Westerville. The only problem was that there are two Bob Evans' in Westerville. She went to one....and I went to the other. So we didn't get off to a good start. I received a phone call from her later that night. She was in the Emergency Room for abdominal pain. She asked me if I could go to McDonalds for her daughter. I told her I would and brought it right to her. So our REAL first meeting was in the Emergency Room. She finally got released and I walked her and her daughter to her car. As it turns out....I had parked right beside her. I figure to myself that this has to be some kind of fate playing it's hand. Friday, August 31, 2007 We decided to try Bob Evans again. This time we went to the same one, but traffic made me abo
A Huge Thanks To My Family And Friends!
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DEMENTED187!!!! I just want to thank everyone for all your help on Leveling Demented187... If you helped and don't see your name below plz message me and let me know I will update it...I know he would thank you if he could right now!!! As many of you know he is gone..He is at bootcamp!!! He left this morning for 13-15 weeks!!!He joined the army...And will be gone till sometime in November unless he can get on the pc down there ... I will be checking on his account for him from time to time...Please continue to show him support as he would if it was you !!! The following people are awesome if you do not have them you are missing out go F/A/R them show them some luv ~Sweet~N~Sexxay~ @ fubar Mrs.CuTiE~/Assistant HELPER @ Hard Rock Cafe Lounge/FuOwned BY Demented187 @ fubar DeDe~CoOwner of Exc
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I want to thank everyone who helped me get to godmother!!! I cant thank everyone but these ppl were some of the greatest helps to me for a long while!! Please stop by and show them love!! OH and the rate spankers were WONDERFUL the whole time i was close to leveling!! A big thanks to all the members!! COuldnt have done it without you all!! ¢¾HisSweetObsession¢¾~Club United~@ fubar peaches ~ Rate Spankers Member ~@ fubar cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH@ fubar St3ph4ni3~Rate Spankers member@ fubar
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WOOOO HOOOOOOO . I MADE IT TO GODFATHER !!!!!!!!!! First off i wanna say thank you to everyone who went through and rated all my pics . I know with that " sorry your rating to fast " crap it gets frustrating but everyone stuck with it and got me there . Special thanks first off to Dirty Deeds Radio for all your help as well . You are all more then just friends , you are family and without you , i wouldn't have made it . Now i have a few people i have to name on here to thank . SHUGGAlicious for buying me the first auto 11 bling that started me on gettin alot closer to level . The next person is ♥Kitten♥ ♠DJ @ DDR♠ who not only bought me the VIP but also was nice enough to buy me alot of bling to get me there and she also rated all of my pix . The last person i want to give special thanks to is dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM . She not only made me the bad ass bully , but she also was kind enough to get me the 2nd auto 11 bling , rate all of my
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it seems to me there are too many sweets in the dish, like the little kid we are tempted by each. yet.. is a whole bowl good for us really? as for myself, I would sooner offer 100% to just one, possible somthing special. it would be only too simple... to have 20 friends or even sleep with each of them, but what then would one have to offer each friend ??? 5% ??? Forget that! There is nothing special in 5% of any person ! Thats Settling for Less than your worth. If it's not unique, special, and un-devided, then i simply do Not want it ! Did that in high school. Like a candy dish, once everyones bitten all the pieces, left the wrappers all over town, theres nothing special anymore. The same time wasted online could be time spent watching the most incredible sunsets ever, with somone special wayyy beyond any the normal flattering bullsht gimme gimme i want i want people. I'm huggmeok on yahoo when you one day aggree.
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ok suze you lil devil what you got me into now lol dunno if i'll ever figure this out xx
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Hugh's Starfish!!
I will start of this blog stating that am a dirty minded individual... My dear and closest friend Hugh had updated his status to"I want to be a starfish, i know I'm going to get bullied for this one" I am not !00% sure of the wording but it did go something like that. As a true friend I had to ask the question on whether or not he wanted to be a chocolate starfish, to this I go a quick and decisive no!!! I wanted to make sure that Hugh wouldn't be bullied by anyone other then me so I told him i was going to poke his starfish with a stick. Hes very sad now that I picked on him, he just wanted to be the best starfish he could be.... I told him not to be so gay.... Love you Hugh Wicked
Hugh's Funeral
All week Hugh has been telling me how he is dieing of the Swine Flu, I shed many tears this week knowing that a dear friend would shortly perish. Today he tells me hes feeling better, this comes as a disappointment since Ive picked out the dress. I even had my whole Mystery woman outfit picked out. I was going to wear Jacki O sunglasses a big wide brim hat and red lipstick with a black slinky dress and high heals. I had the whole placing a single red rose on his casket and sighing planned out. Hes taken all this away from me, so my choices were limited, hence why I picked out a few people to help me Kill HIM.... I WILL NOT LOOSE MY CHANCE TO PLAY THE MYSTERY WOMAN....  
Hugh's Spotlight
For those of you who missed my Blog yesterday or was confused by it.. I am starting again I am one evil bitch who has decided to take it upon herself to pimp Hugh out. He has no knowledge of what I am doing and probably would kill me for doing it to him. Hugh is a sweet and kind man who has always been there for me. I love him dearly and you should to... I am going to try and convince him with your help to do the Spotlight.. he might refuse but hey whats 200 grand? So help me with my evil plan and go donate to Hugh with the message "spotlight Fund" also tell him Misfit send you...   Thank you Wicked
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Doing it online gives you the convenience of seeing the shirts so that you know what you are getting and ralph lauren pas cher there are reviews available so you know which sites you can trust. If you choose to look around thrift shops, factory outlets, second-hand stores and flea markets don't forget to make a list of the Ralph Lauren polo shirts which are available, check for the logo and note other things which are specific to these shirts so that you know that you are getting an original at a fraction of the cost. Of course we cannot forget this famous horse logo that has existed for a very long time. When we meet someone for the first time and they are wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, we immediately think of them as being successful and having money with a lot of accomplishments under their belt. Polo Rob Lauren, just like creating the very best in his dresses and other accessories, polo ralph lauren he tried his return hoodies and became quite successful. Hoodies are
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Is Tony Robbins the new Jesus............. While talking to the good people of Fubar I came across someone who had been to one of this guys "shows" turned out on further questioning she was one of his volunteers, or disciples as I would refer to the poor misguided souls. So this got me round to thinking, maybe this guy is the new Jesus, so I looked for evidence and similarities between the two. Both are good talkers............... yep Both project/projected a strong personality.......... yep Both perform miricles*................ yep Both empower the poor through non violet protest...... yep Both live a simple humble life......... nope (not unless you count 18 cars, 5 houses, 2 boats and a helicopter as simple, p.s. those are not
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OK - Just an update. Jodie and I are OK, we were on our boat on the river on Sunday 25th May. Jodie recieved a phonecall from her firechief - A tornado has touched down on the corner of our street and she is needed back. We left in a hurry - the 1hr trip only took us 30 minutes. We arrived to find hundreds of sick people blocking the road just so they could catch a glimpse of the destruction. We finally managed to get in to our street because Jodie is an EMT/Firefighter. She left to go help others while I looked at the damage to our house. I have placed pictures of the damage for you to look at. We are safe and so are our friends. Wood and plaster can be replaced. Anyway - we had a few holes in the roof and all the windows on the back of the house are smashed. We have been told we can not go back to the house till tuesday. we were allowed in today from 1pm till 6pm with photo ID only. Jo left this morning at 7am and I finally found her again and 8 pm. They had the search dogs o
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Well I'm not an expert but let's see if I have the right idea..... > It's not always what you see on the outside... > It's not in the clothes she wears.. > It's not the size of her backside... > Or the what she does'nt wear.... > A woman can be alot of things... > A daughter,a mother,a wife,a friend, or a fling.... But to me what makes a woman special is the beauty that God gave her on the inside and outside....Men spend a lot of time judging a woman by the way she looks....Thank God he made them ALL beautiful....But you should be looking in their eyes to see what they are really made of..They may come off as a b.t.h but deep inside there is the heart and soul of a very special person....I believe that all woman should be adored and loved because they are created with a piece of a men..therefore if we treat them wrong you are lacking respect for yourself... Always show every woman the respect they deserve.....because without us all you men would be queers......I hope I made my p
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Why is it I can give everyone 10's ! But know one ever buy's me a gift. That is it I not going to buy gift's for no one. If I really like you then You may alread gotten one from me so far! Just put them up tell me what you think!! Hey anyone that live near or by Beech Grove need's to come to the Festival in Beech Grove. If you come here you should come to Indy Ink Slinger or F3lonz skate shop. You may see me at both shop's or just walking around the Festival. So if you want to have fun and meet a cool ass chick you should come  check it out.
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i just put a new song on my page.....if ya get a chance to listen!! xoxo....Becky will open one of the private ones for a few minutes I am gonna be gone for a few days....son is graduating from college!! soooo if ya have the info you can text me if ya want.... xoxo Becky
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THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! ! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __8888822
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TO ALL MY FRIENDS…….. I would like to be…..Moonlight in order to enlighten the nights of misunderstood… SILENCE…. in order to silence the voices that turmail people’s hearts… DAWN…. in order to bring one more day of happiness… LIGHT…. For all those who live their lives in darkness… NIGHT…. in order to cuddle those who strive all day long…. LIFE…. So that all those who are dying…may be reborn again…. A TEAR… So insensetive hearts can also cry.. A SMILE.. in order to sweeten bitter lips… LOVE…. in order to unite people…and let them know that I’m just one of them…. IN FACT… I would just like to be a small hummingbird…so I could fly into your home Through an open window, surprise you with a hug, and wish you a beautiful day my dear friends…….. PhD.Moris Hug/Istanbul / TURKEY I love walking in the rain.. because no one knows I’m crying!!! Have a nice week friends!! info@hugsworld.biz FRIENDS Friends are the flowers in the garden of li
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It's wond'rous what a hug can do. A hug can cheer you when you're blue. A hug can say, "I love you so" Or, "Gee, I hate to see you go" A hug is, "Welcome back again! " And "Great to see you!" Or "Where've you been?" A hug can soothe a small child's pain And bring a rainbow after rain. The hug! There's just no doubt about it, We scarcely could survive without it. No longer do you have to worry, For a hug is the way to say "I'm sorry." A hug delights and warms and charms, It must be why we all have arms. Hugs are great for fathers and mothers, Sweet for sisters, as well for brothers Chances are some favorite aunt Loves them more than potted plants. Kittens crave them Puppies love them. Heads of State Are not above them. A hug can break The language barrier And make the dullest day Seem merrier. No need to fret About the store of 'em. The more you give The more there are of 'em So stretch those arms without delay, GIVE SOMEONE A HUG TODAY!
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Find someone you really like or love or just plain looks like they could use a hug an give em one!......Share some love an leave em with a warm smile!....It's contagious you now!....HUGS for EVERYONE!!!...Peace out yall an feel the love!
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Hugs are warm, Hugs are nice, Hugs are ways ... To break the ice. If you send me a hug, You won't regret; I'll hug you back, So you can't forget! A hug is just a way to say, I love you in a special way; To tell that someone special, I care about you in every way. When you shed a tender tear, A hug is sure to be near. When you're trembling in fear, A hug will come from someone dear. Wrap your arms around someone near, In your hug ... is the circle of life; A new beginning to an endless day, A ray of hope to light your way. Take a hug and pass it on, Don't save them up it can't be done. Share them with family and friends, Share them whenever you can. A hug will make you "aahh," A hug will make you "oohh;" A hug will make you smile, A hug will make you feel great. A hug lightens up your day, A hug throws away your loads; A hug strengthens your ties, A hug makes you feel important. Stop! Take a break! A hug is harmless. It only takes a litt
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you sound like you need a long hug. Seeing you sitting there on the couch, tired from a long stressful day, I craw on top of your lap, legs on either side of you and give you a hug. I could sit like that for a long time, still within our own world. Instead I unbutton your shirt, or pull it up a little at a time, until i feel your skin on my cheek. Just lying there,breathing in your scent, maybe a little kiss over your heart. My hands under your shirt rubbing from your sides to your back, sitting up a little to remove my shirt and yours, so our skin can touch, get more warmth, so i can smell you on me. Feeling your hands on my back.With my shirt open and your hands on my sides and back, I pull back , cup your face and steal a long kiss. Snuggling back into your neck, my lips on your pulse feeling it race for me, yearning for my touch. Feeling brave I start all over again, touching you while I lay there soaking in all the feelings coming through every touch on my skin. No
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Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without saying a word. Nine times out of ten, when you extend your arms to someone, they will step in, because basically they need precisely what you need. A meaningful hug is truly like a handshake from the heart.   Everyone wants and sometimes needs a hug, it translates into any language. It's pretty much universal. You can hug your money all day long but I assure you, it will never hug you back.   When it comes down to a kiss; here are some clichés.  A kiss is a beautiful thing designed by nature to stop speech when words become meaningless.  A thing of no use to one, but prized by two.  Kiss: is a word by poets as a rhyme for bliss.  A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every one ought to know .  A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.   Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with
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Fuck modern science. Doppler satellite networks can't even figure out where a big-ass hurricane is going. That's pretty pathetic and all, but what really gets me is the complete lack of those cool post space-age toys we were promised as little kids. "Space-age" my ass... because the moon is so far and all...NASA chicken-shits won't put nuclear reactors in the space shuttles... Okay, okay thanks for the iBook, my new iPod and all the other matching "iStuff" and video games. But otherwise--science, you're a big fat disappointment. Seriously, where are all the hover-cars? The Hover-boards? Hell the hover anything? Hell what about robots? That craptastic Radio Shack radio-controlled R2D2-looking tape deck and Pepsi coaster I had when I was a little kid shold be able to cook dinner and wash the dishes by now. Sure, Honda's ASIMO robot is pretty awesome-o, but it can't even run up a flight of stairs. At this rate robots are never going to enslave humanity. Or what about bionic limbs
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Ain't it some shit when you run into someone you've slept with while grocery shopping. I high-tailed it out of there after shaking hands with the mommy he was shopping with. Then I thought about it. I've got some ass crazy jeans on, no bra, red lipstick and a new haircut. He's got some chunky broad with a kid that ain't his. And I know they're not just friends because this is not the kind of guy that goes grocery shopping with friends. It feels good to be queen. Well I am a mere 12 points away from being a Chill Cherry. I'm not sure I'm ready for this tremendous change. What exactly does this Chill Cherry title entale? Do I have to drink nothing but Shirley Temples from now on? That wouldn't be so bad.
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An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "Who was the pig that did this toyou? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If
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i just had an encounter on here..... got a message in my shoutbox from a newbie who had a pic with 4 chicks in it an they asked me to tell them what i like about each one of them from left to right (bangablebody) was the name so i'm thinking they already had high opinions of themselves,they didn't even say hi, hey, or nothing, so when i said i didn't have time to play games they called me boring and proceeded to down rate the hell out of my pics which is fine by me cause this isn't gonna make or break me one way or the other....damn it would have been easier to stroke their egos, lol ....where ever they are i hope they get what they're looking for come holla at ur boy...i just started a lounge cause some people take this shit too seriously ok FU Friends, i need help. my comuter is sik and in need of a serious ram memory upgrade, ok, i know i can get some but what i need to know is how do i install it after i get it......i would hate to buy it and rub it all over my monitor trying to
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I am so sick and tired of my job!! I fucking HATE it! I just want to quit! All I ever hear is I am gonna get fired. The owner is a fucking retard! I repeatedly told him what is going on at the place I work! Because he wanted to know! But wait that was just a huge waste of oxygen and TIME! I should have just quit!! When I had the chance!!! I hate them fucking morons!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened? I had tons of people to talk to all the time. Now it seems like I am abandoned did I get boring or did you just get a better friend? But anyway I am bored there is nothing to do and I have to go take a shower so if you love me as a friend and let me know leave me a message I miss you!!! Oh have a great hump day hahahha
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Ok where are all my so called friends on here? Pleaaaaaaase help me up my level. Seems to be takeing for ever and making me feel like a complete loser. Show some love. Dont make me beeeeeeeg.
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Just curious how many people will actually read this. I am new to the whole "social network" concept - but have used IM and been on yahoo chat rooms. I am here because myspace.com is just too hideous. At least everyone here seems to be in the adult age range. So - anyway - what do we do here? is there a fubar chat room or chat client? And where is my BEER?
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The darkness lives within us all, and rises up each time we fall. The light we thought was at the end,has been eaten by darkness,our new best friend
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Earlier tonight I searched Youtube for banned stuff... don't ask me why; I don't know... Anyway, the search came up with an old Daffy Duck cartoon from WWII... interesting... funny... Moving on... Just now I tuned in to Futurama, and at the end of the title sequence where the ship crashes into the screen, there was that SAME Daffy Duck cartoon playing. Odd, huh! What are the odds?
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I'm finally gonna get laid tomorrow! It's been a month since Marc has been in Florida and while I love my rabbit, I miss him. :( I finished cleaning the house from top to bottom, minus my desk, which I'm about to do in a minute. Then I think I'm going to bake him some chocolate chip cookies and brownies. He all ready planned out my outfit, so now I have to try and get my garter belt on another set of thigh highs. They're a pain in the ass. I picked up a "soft" whip today, so he wouldn't be afraid of hurting me while he spanked. lol. I'm just so excited to see him again. I've missed him soooo much
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what did i say to deserve this? *grins* sportwood: you have lost is debate , you are are so weak what a prick sportwood: block me , that is very easy ->sportwood: i really aint trying to upset you, im just trying to get you to shut the fuck up sportwood: you are weak you can not upset me . sportwood: he does and am i happy ->sportwood: you better hope he believes in illiterate dumbasses or you are going straight to hell sportwood: justice sportwood: never said anything about the bible , i onlyid God loves you and he does . He does believe in stice ->sportwood: i thought god frowned on suicide, yet another bible bashing twat that doesnt practice what he preaches sportwood: you are sick , shoot your self ->sportwood: trust me i will, now sssshhhhhh sportwood: gdo some more bad comments get your self off sportwood: you are ok , you just don'know it yet ->sportwood: you and your god can go fuck some choir boys sportwood: sure , you can ->sportwood: who is god? can
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hmmm all i can say is wtf!! Many Smiles April♥
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PEOPLE SAY THAT UNTIL U CAN TRULY BE WITH THE PERSON U LOVE MORE THEN ANYTHING EVERYDAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH U LOVE THEM BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL UNTIL THEY CAN SEE UR FACE AND LOOK INTO UR EYES EVERYDAY. MAYBE THATS TRUE MAYBE NOT. IM FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE IN LOVE THESE DAYS. I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN THE SO CALLED LOVE DEPARTMENT AND WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON TO CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT IT. I MAY HAVE ALREADY MET THIS PERSON, I MAY NOT.. ONLY TIME WILL TELL RIGHT? A PART OF ME WANTS TO BE SINGLE AND PARTY FOREVER BUT I MISS HAVING THAT LABEL THE GIRLFRIEND OR THATS MY NIKKI I LOVE HER SO MUCH. THEN AGAIN I AM ONLY 23, I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE TO BE TIED DOWN. I WANT TO PARTY ALL WEEKEND LONG AND NOT WORRYING ABOUT OMG DID I REALLY DO THAT?? WHAT ABOUT HIM???ALL I CAN SAY IS I DONT KNOW OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I NEED A REASON TO HAVE FAITH IN SO CALLED LOVE AND IF WHAT IM FEELING IS MUTUAL OR JUST MY IMAGINATION...........A PART OF ME IS CURIOUS AS TO WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE WI
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this really isn't a blog... i just wanted to play with stuff... woot! ok.. this is still not a blog... but i can't help myself rite now.. i need to vent... or else i will end up bombing toys "r" us... and violence is not in my nature... so... i just want to ask the entire toy making, marketing, and selling industry... why??? why do you make your toys and toylike products look so fooken magical in your ads??? like WHY do you have to play with my emotions??? i just bought a rubber bracelet making kit... which absolutely thrilled me because i am addicted to bracelets in general... but rubber ones have become my passion since the "livestrong" invasion... love them... but neways... i was besides myself with excitement... needless to say that was short lived... like every other toy out there.. it was a crock of shit... and now i sit here with my gaff... broken... "it might have been a rubber bracelt but it's more like a melted starburst strap..." and a broken heart to boot... fu toy peo
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He tried to take my dog away today.... How come i always give, give, give to others but I never get in return? Anything.... Am I really that easy to walk all over?
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to the crazy folk downtown; this is 2010 and there are better ways to do things. guy w/ the sleeping bag as a cape: two words: dollar and store. you can get an ACTUAL cape for super cheap and you wouldn't ruin your sleeping bag dragging it all over the wet ground. lady with the cell phone dilemma: if you just set it back to being a phone you wouldn't have to move your arm around so much and you could talk AND listen at the SAME TIME. whoever it was that pooped at the bus stop: I've got no sympathy for you for using taco sauce packets to wipe your butt. anything seems like it would be better than that. this is either a case of very poor planning or extremely bad decision making. lady with the utility leiderhosen(sp?): i don't know what that is about but watching you run for the max did not suck. thanks.
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Sooo it's a cruisy Sunday morning and I'm feeling a little evil. So here's another competition (yeah I know most of my whoring friends have already bought their autos - but it's not like you bastards aren't going to whore again!):   Rules: Judges' decision is final (Hellyion is a judge...if you can't delete a cheater (I've tried) make it so she can't compete) No discussions on said decision will be entered into (except ones that end up in you looking like an idiot for trying) Winner gets the choice of 3 of the prize pack. Second place gets choice of 2 of the leftovers, and third places gets 1 of whatever's left then. (It's not as complicated as it sounds, first in first served). Yes you can work together but you have to let us know at the start - we get confused easily. Prize Pack: Auto 11s or Bomb bling Much-wanted, but never seen, toe salute from Hellyion NSFW salute from me Cougar bling (if it's still there - similar if it's not) for someone of your choice Hellyion
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Amber Nicole Sutton and Delta Dian Symmons Mother Lisa Current mood: cheerful Category: Friends Dear Amber Nicole Sutton and Delta Dian Simmons/Symmons. I am looking for Amber Nicole Sutton and Delta Dian Simmons/Symmons ?. Amber lives somewhere in Oklahoma according to family! Their mother was Lisa Legg (Maden Name-Unkle is Mike Legg) . Both are over 18 years old. I am Hulbe! I was told you are trying to contact me thru family but did not leave phone number! 479-637-4081 ask for Frank A. Hulbert Jr. There are 3 I was in ARMY, Fort Bliss, Tx, Air Defense, Love HULBE 479-637-4081 call in the morning! Frank A. Hulbert Jr P.O. Box 65 Parks, Arkansas 72950
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Hulk Hogan Videos
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The Hulk
So last night I went over to my friend Melissa house to play some poker and after so many rounds of not winning we had to take a shot of tequila ( jtyl Jose & I broke up a looong time ago due to what is about to transpire) so she decides to bring out her life like hulk doll ...hmm wonder what she is thinking here LOL. So I look over and she is hog tying the hulk with A vacuum cord!!! Upon Seeing this I think I might have peed a little in my pants...So if that’s not funny enough she then decides to get revenge on an ex and print a picture of him and tape it to the hulk's face and writes the following with a black sharpie "You thought you broke my back? Guess what your shit was whack"... I took lots of pics of this scene which kind of looks like a really low budget 1960's porn scene...lol.. stay tuned for pics...
Hulk And Linda Getting A Divorce
Hulk and Wife Headed for Divorce Court Posted Nov 23rd 2007 7:13PM by TMZ Staff Filed under: Celebrity Justice Hulk and Linda HoganTMZ has obtained a document from the Pinellas County Court website which states that Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. According to the document, Linda Marie Bollea (Linda's married name) filed for divorce on Tuesday, November 20 against Terry Gene Bollea (the Hulk's legal name). The document we have does not state the reason for the divorce. The news first appeared on WTVT, the FOX affiliate in Tampa Bay, Fla. By now you know that last August, their son Nick Hogan crashed his Supra, and his passenger/good friend remains in a vegetative state. Prosecutors have filed reckless driving charges against Nick.
Hum
It hurts when people go missing from your life and you cant do a damned thing to get them back. Honestly I wish there was some magic pill or encantation to change her mind, make her see whats right in front of her. But of course, she is being brainwashed...Goddess I feel so helpless :( This is turning out to resemble myspace just a bit eh? thats it....oh yeah...HI everybody
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Humanity
Time for a change....as the name Omebra, I shall now begin its purpose. My demeaner will take a turn, as there are those who exist only for the purpose of using others. I will no longer treat all the same, as there are those that only understand harshness. I must be this way, not just for myself..... The meaner people behave, the more hurt they've been. Do not buy into the fact that they are hard and cruel and unfeeling for it is simply a defense to avoid getting hurt. So if you ever meet someone that behaves in such a crude way, remember that all that is, is only a defense, and many times an offense.....to attack people or to hurt them before they get hurt themselves. in order for people to live in peace, we need to separate the selfish from the givers. As once the givers live amongst each other, they will always be sharing. The selfish takers will be be taking from each other by force...............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Many people are unfit to live with civilized people.
Humanity
Humanity T.K TURNER sometimes i make mistakes and sometimes i do thing's very well. but i'm the same person no matter what i do. i will continue to make some mistakes throughout my life because i'm not perfect. i also have the ability to learn. i can work on my mistakes and what is necessary to change them. i can strive to do better. i regret some thing's i've done. i don't like some of the thing's that have happened. but i can handle situations better if i keep calm and clearheaded. and to remember that i can't control everything but i can make a choice. i am not responsible for what other people think feel do or feel. i want to my best to help other's but their behavior is in their control. they decide what they do. i do what i do because i can only act in the light of my own experience my own learning and attitudes.... i make mistakes but it doesn't mean i am bad or wrong... i am a human being who has the ability to learn from my mistakes what people think or do cannot make m
Human
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for as long as you live. How you take care of it or fail to take care of it can make an enormous difference in the quality of your life. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time, informal school called Life. Each day, you will be presented with opportunities to learn what you need to know. The lessons presented are often completely different from those you think you need. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error and experimentation. You can learn as much from failure as you can from success. Maybe more. A lesson is repeated until it is learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it (as evidenced by a change in your attitude and ultimately your behavior) then you can go on to the next lesson. Learning lessons does not end. There is no stage of life that does not contain some lesson
Human Ambition
Life seems like such a dream that the vanity of human ambition appears in the face of death as soon as you wake up. 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you want...i
Human=garbage
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your
Humanity
WE WERE BORN HUMAIN,THANKS TO THE LORD WHO DOES WATEVER HE WAN N CREATED US HUMAN N NOT SOMETHING ELSE.WE CAME IN WORLD FOR MISSION,WIT SOME WEAPONS(MIND,HEART)N HAV JUST ONE TIME FOR ALL,1TIME TO LIVE,ONE TIME TO DEAD SO ONE TIME TO DO N BE GOOD OR BAD.JUST THINK BOUT THE FAVOR GOD GIV U WELL FOR THX HIM TRY TO MAKE PLEASURE TO WAT HE LOVS MORE,HUMAN,I SWEAR EVERYTIME U DO SOMETHING N MAKE PPL HAPPY U MAKE GOD HAPPY.THIS LIFE DOESNT DESERV TO DO BAD COZ IT'S ONLY FEW TIME ASK TO GRANPA OR GRANMA THEY WILL TELL U.WISH N DO GOOD TO PPL N U'LL GOT THIS.THINK TO WAT GOD GIV U HEALTH WHILE SOMEBODY IS CLOZ TO DEATH,THE CHANGE U HAV WHILE SOMEBODY IS ASKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT...PLIZ I ASK TO ALL TO GO BACK,TAK U WEAPONS N BE READY FOR THE FIGHT(LIFE),WIN N THE ONES WHO LOV U WILL BE PROUD OF U N EVEN THE ALMIGHTY GONA B PROUD OF U.THIS IS VICTORY N NOTHING ELSE... THANKS. WE WERE BORN HUMAIN,THANKS TO THE LORD WHO DOES WATEVER HE WAN N CREATED US HUMAN N NOT SOMETHING ELSE.WE CAME IN W
Humanmetrics
Your Type is ENFP Extroverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving Strength of the preferences % 44 50 50 33 ENFP type description by D.Keirsey ENFP type description by J. Butt and M.M. Heiss Qualitative analysis of your type formula You are:moderately expressed extrovert moderately expressed intuitive personality moderately expressed feeling personality moderately expressed perceiving personality The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which c
Humanities Qwerks
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95% Sex God65% A Romantic53% Virgin28% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP) Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant. Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Human Being In Pursuit Of Destruction
"Anguish, fear, and sorrow, are emotions we all feel, but never more strongly than in our adolescence. When just having an acne-rabid skin, can mean a lifetime of loneliness. One's acceptance by others, is a barometer of one's popularity. If one is different, a misfit, maybe unattractive, unathletic, one is in for a lifetime of cruelty and suffering, that will traumatize permanently. You see scars are souvenirs you never loose. The past is never far. You can try to repress it. You can try to hold it back. You can try to deny it. But it will still continue to grow... stronger, and stronger. Like a malignant cancer, that can't be satiated. Each of us manifests our pain in different manners. Whether it's three in the morning in bed... tears in one's eye. Whether it's a need to destroy everything beautiful, or just simply shutting one's self off from society. My father never gave me what I needed, so I understand what it's like to do without. They should understand this. They should give w
* 12 Human Senses *
********************************************************************************************* * Senses * ********************************************************************************************* (12 Human Senses) ********************************************************************************************* Senses are the scalar-wave apparatus, and their seemingly manifest parts, that allow the personal morphogenetic field to synthesize and translate frequency from the dimensional bands of the Unified Field, into coherent perceptual and experiential qualities that give embodied consciousness a translation of its relationship to other forms of consciousness within the Unified Field. Senses or the apparatus which give us the Ability to Sense - are scalar wave arrangements inherent to our forms that translate energy signatures from the Unified Field into usable data of relationships. The Senses are simply energy constructs within the human morphogenetic field,
Human Nature??
Is it human nature to always find what you want in something you can't have? Example The Woman I usally fall for are unavailable and I know it but still fall for them.
Human Resource Memo
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the
Humanity
I remember a day when you didn't have to worry about the things you did or said...... See what 50 years will do: Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good
Human Relations
So yeah....I got onto a car accident about 4 days ago, and I'm a little worse for wear. I have 17 staples in the side of my head, and I'm bruised all over. Some dick-weed ran a red light and smashed into the side of my freind s car that I was using to pick my son up from his freind's house. The car rolled about 8 times and I was lucky to escape with my life. Other than that, I'm okay, thank God. I juswanted everyone to know that. I'm gonna go lie down.....vicadin's kickin' in. Peace. People. God knows I love them (do not fear the sarcasm). Actually, I can't say I hate very many people specifically; so few seem real enough to deserve that level of attention. Certainly, though, there are some few good people out there, somewhere. It's just that, here, in my tiny little facet of this spinning pile, it's so rare to really feel anything from anyone. Connections are difficult. There's an irritation in being among people who've already found their connection, and finding that those who haven'
Human Nature
Human nature is an interesting subject. When you study human nature and learn what makes people tick, you can begin to understand how to influence people in a positive way. Aside from that however, is the business of observing people in their environment and how they interact with others. I like to sit back and listen as other people engage in conversation. I am of the opinion that if you want to have a conversation with someone you don't know, you should bring up a topic of conversation that is appealling to everyone present. Unfortunately, that usually doesn't happen and the person initiating the conversation begins to talk about themselves. Which is where the fun of observing comes in. You can learn alot about someone by the way they talk about themselves. I happened to be in Lowell, AR recently and was listening to this one individual discussing weapons. And how many he had. And how good he was at using them. He let everyone know that he was in the process of building a
The Human Condition
The Human Condition Pain is life , Life is pain, Love is filled with joy, Joy is born in Love, Love is in life, Life is filled with love, Joy and pain are two sides of the same coin, Pain caused from a Loved one is worse of all, Love born from pain shared is the strongest of all, Pain, Life, Love, and Joy are the human condition. Mordechai
Humans Are All The Same
There are four young girls playing together on the beach and have fun. Two white girls, an colored girl, and an Asian girl. They play and laugh together. They make each other wet, and do all the fun things. Finally the build a sandcastle, each girl makes a hand print from themselves in the castle. It's evening now, and the girls are home. Now you tell me please, which hand print is from which girl? In my 34 years of life. I have seen a lot, and at 4 times I have seen when history was made. The Fall of the Berlin Wall, the introduction of the €uro and the European unification, the election of Barak Obama as President of the United States, and September 11th. Most memorable will stay the Fall of the Berlin wall. Because, all evil men can do freedom and liberty will seek a way to break out of oppression. September 11 will always remind me of what men can do when, evil will be preached as good.
Human Intelligence
Humans
Hello humans I came too this world many years ago i have seen the beauty of your many cultures.Your Great acomplishment, And the Terror of your wars! Every day i watch your news programs and horrified at humans that kill other humans. did we loose Your selfs after 9/11! Why is it after the worst day of your lives when you all came side by side too help out your fellow man or woman. Can someone tell me why humans hate i mean you all live on a great planet. The earth has so much too offer but you all are trying too destroy it! Please help make the world a better place. Just my Feelings Superman
Human Sexuality
Nashing , tearing, ripping, biting , this kind of sex is the kind that hurts so good you find yourself in a puddle on the floor at the end shaking. The quickness of breath how your heart feels as if it is going to leap from your chest and start where you left off with your lover. Damn this type of sexual rage of primal intent is intoxicating some of the best sex I have ever had has involved this. Almost a animalistic nature where you get back to your raw instincts, licking your lovers juices off the floor and then following up her legs where you can tell she has been waiting for you to grab her hips and lift her from the ground burying your mouth in the sweetest taste you have ever imagined. You can find yourself drinking and licking deep almost as if you haven't drank in days this thirst however could never be satisfied. There is nothing to compare to the feelings of her legs wraped around your head and your standing when she cums in mid air. This is the sex I talk about in my writing
Humans Bein
She put him out like the burnin end of a midnight Cigarette she broke his heart he spent his whole life tryn to forget, we watched him drink his PAIN away alil at a time, but he never cud get drunk enuf ta get her off his mind! Until the night!!!! he put that Bottle to his head and pulled the trigger!!! I had a friend once!! Her name Is Angie!! She is now and was a good Friend!! Not sure Y she did what she did but I still Love her !!!! I am Out!!! Love humans being!!!! LOL
The Human Body
THE HUMAN BODY You really ought to know this. The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to
Human Jump Rope
glumbert - The Human Jump Rope I just thought this video was kind of cool.
Humans
Human Body Facts
The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. -After the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell. -There are
Human Trafficking
Human Being
God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years" God granted his wish. .......................................................................................... God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish. .......................................................................................... God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years.
Human Nature
Human Rights For Hurricane Katrina Survivors
International human rights law provides protections for victims of disasters like Hurricane Katrina. Amnesty International USA calls upon authorities in the local, state and federal government to uphold the rights of all Katrina evacuees to return to their homes. We urge officials to provide long-term, healthy, and affordable housing so that survivors can exercise their right to return. Many residents of the Gulf coast region were evacuated because of Hurricane Katrina in August 2005. Nearly three years later, why are survivors who want to return still stranded and displaced? » Ensure that hurricane Katrina survivors have the right to return home! » View the Story of Katrina slideshow News Save public housing in gulf coast regionWe Care concert Amnesty International USA partnered with the Hip Hop Caucus on March 19th to host the We Care concert in support of Hurricane Katrina survivors. » Gather signatures for the Right to Return Home petition (PDF) Morello's Justice
The Human Body
The Human Body
Human Creation
an unstoppable object meets an unmovable object the results were cosmic dust invented cosmic dust particles collide cause a chemical reaction. Cell Division And the life of god began Evolution meet Creation So Quit Fighting About It your hand winded up in my hair my lips wrapped around your hardened flesh staring up in to your eyes moans escape your lips as my tongue dances upon the head of your desire ridden cock. pushing my head further down the shaft till I feel you fill my throat with your steel rod my throat reacting squeezing down and then releasing you over and over making me suck harder. all the sudden you push me back on to the floor cold against my feverish flesh you drive your pole deep in to my core making me scream obscenities many have never heard moans of your name escaping my lips As your moist lips linger upon my hot damp skin my body craves and begs for more hips pushing against yours pushing you deeper yet into my welcoming wetness. you pull my h
Human Nature
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Humans
Anyone that knows me knows that is what I hate the most. I hate these damn humans. But they seem to be everywhere I go. Why can't I get away from them? My head has been killing me these last few days. Jason and Will wants me to go to the ER. However, everyone knows that I am too stubborn to do so. I believe that I will be fine without medical treatment. Why go just to get a high bill for them to tell me they don't know whats wrong with me? I'll pass. I did that enough a few years back. I haven't been to the hospital since 2007 and will not start going again. I made a deal with Jason but that deal is now void. Now I have a question, why is it that people have kids only to complain about them constantly? I am not talking about anyone specific but I am talking about humans in general. I get so tired of hearing people complain about their children. If you want to complain about anything else, I am all ears. However, do NOT come to me if you only want to complain about your ki
"humanity Unchained!"
Basic information: (Media release info).World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist Plans to use Use Restraint Collection to Raise Public Awareness of Human Rights ViolationsEscape Artist and restraint collector/historian Steve Santini is using rare and diverse historical restraints from his personal collection to raise public awareness of human rights violations such as false imprisonment and torture .Santini, named “The World’s Most Extreme Escape Artist” by the legendary Ripley’s Believe it or Not! , plans to lock up over 200 volunteers with a myriad assortment of diverse and historical restraints from his personal collection to make the world’s longest continuous chain of restrained humans. While he admits that as a professional escape artist he himself has escaped from many such devices, Santini is quick to point out that this public display is focused on drawing attention to the fact that around the globe there are countless numbers of people falsely im
The Human Spirit
First off: Let's discuss this new blog editor. Its not really "new" is a Javascript Toolkit called TinyMCE. I've used it in some of my web applications. I had suggested that TinyMCE be droped into Fubar back when it was still Lost Chery, A message I sent to both BabyJesus and Support. I'm a tad annoyed at the fact that I was ignored for my professional oppinion. But I'm also amused at the fact that TinyMCE was implemented anyway, because it shows that I was right. The meat of this meet: Throughout my life, and more so in recent years, I have discovered a commonplace, something I do, without realizing I do it. I call it a commonplace because for me it is common, or at least familiar. I help people. Borderline white knight's syndrome, I tend to offer advice, help, and support at times that it's needed, and usually when needed most as luck would have it.I have found that my place in life is to serve as exactly that. A helper, one who gives to those that are hardly able to return the fa
The Human Porno Project!
Hey Folks! My name is Master Barnham, I'm the owner of a not-yet-built website called The Human Porno Project!  We're slating a launch this fall, but unfortunately heavily behind in what we need! The whole goal of the Human Porno Project is to put a new face on American adult media, seeking to create a cleaner, smarter, and more articulate form erotic video and erotic entertainment. Currently we are seeking smart, articulate and beautiful nerd girls and couples who want to create adult 'shows.'  Now, instead of just beinging on film, we're really trying to create actual broadcast style shows.  This means if you have the ability to record decent video, think you have something interesting to say, and wanna pork on camera, we encourage it!  The shows could cover multiple topics from sex and culture, fetishism and kink, porn and toy reviews, etc, etc.  If you can think of it, it turns you on and interests you (within reason), it would probably be a killer show. Money, of course, is a
The Human Animal
The Human Condition
why Plato rocks - Platonism ;-- "people live without the divine inspiration that gives him, and people like him, access to higher insights about reality" theyre many ways to view this, but to me is stating that inspiration can come from many different areas of life but a person can live individualistic if we accept alternatives as possibilities, it gives us a greater understanding of reality. Plato, many times, stated there is more than a single reality (look up his idea of forms for example). Were individual because we DONT think alike, we DONT believe alike.........but that shouldnt bee seen as wrong.......as long as its within the boundaries of the laws of a democratic society (in ou case at least) How is trust measured? do we simply use instinct, trust someone, them blame them if we get shit on? If thats the case then its really not THEIR fault........its as much ours for giving so much trust to them in the first place. By nature there are always going to be elements of selfishnes
The Human Body
In my blogs, you'll only find jokes ;)It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women will be finished reading this by now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.      Have a fantastic day and SMILE :-) Anthea.                  
Human
For those of us who have forgotten life in the United States before the 1980′s, the sudden appearance of Brad Pitt and Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi, parading with freshly blossomed mustaches may seem random and unorthodox. Having spent the past year in the Middle East, where this particular expression of facial hair is very much a conventional display, I began to question whether we as Americans have forgotten an important element of human nature that many cultures globally have preserved. It was only after I embraced life with a mustache myself that I have come to transcend my initial prejudices on the matter. I have found in this current age, men generally fall into two camps: those who tote and understand the mustache, and those who do not tote and do not understand the “hirsute appendage of the upper lip.” The latter community perceives the mustache to be an arcane ornament, a male accessory that is often displeasing to the common eye. This is a
Humanity = Horror
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Humanity Needs To Die.
I can't take this I hate the fact that everyones problems become mine. My own problems get shoved away in the closet. My thoughts and feelings are my own. I have such difficulty expressing them because evidently everyone elses pain and suffering is monumental so why should my worries even matter? Why should I be happy when all those around me are troubled? Of course my purpose in life is to just weep with them. Oh, and if you have feelings to share with me then please do not make them apparent. More MESS is needed! Much more. I don't think we have quite enough MESS in this situation.If I say something, I mean it. Just so you know. I do. I did. So don't leave me in the dark.I. Have. Had. Enough. People need to fuck off and be happy and let me go live in a convent or something along those lines. Joy for all.Maybe without the burden of everyone elses sorrow on my back I will become a demure, wonderful human beingBUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN DEAL WITH MY ATTITUDERant over.Ooh, ooh wait.Yes, in c
Humanity
The Elitist propaganda that influences the individual to look at someone or something in order to increase the perception of difference and persuade the individual and/or groups against another individual and/or group is social psychological manipulation.  If citizens of the world were to look beyond government and religion at the true cause of the human condition and our current socioeconomically situational, would they become more aware and accept that religious, racial, geographic, and economic difference is a form of propaganda to manipulate the masses so the masses CAN"T organize and CHANGE their current individual and social situations?         Is the simple truth the majority of world citizens are allowing themselves to be manipulated?   Is the simple truth the majority of world citizens have been lead to believe that they have to rely on authority such as government, religion, and money/corporations/material luxury?   Is the simple truth that the majority of world citize
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You attempt To remove The knife From my Back But all the Tears and words You offer Will not heal The scar From your Cowardly Attack Next time At least Do it to My face So I can Have the pleasure Of putting you In your Rightful place Call it What you will You define The synonym Of human Waste
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How in God's name can the Hunam Race, quantify it's existence, when half of it's population is slated for retro-active abortion on the grounds for being a complete and utter bunch of DUMBASS's and should report to their nearest military installion for early termination has a human target !
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Pain Experienced Must be accepted To encourage new growth On a barren surface Stimulating new feelings of connection Within a battered heart. Dark, bloody place A secret place Carved within my heart Where I hide Where I wait Quietly For one who knows One who remembers I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter: I am the Crone. No hag, to torment and frighten. I am the Beauty of Wisdom, of time spent learning the lessons of Maiden and Mother. I am the Keeper of the Cauldron of Life, gently guiding all in the fullness of time to their rest. Peace, and Rest, until called forth to continue the Journey of Ages. I am the Bringer of Death in it's Season. A dread Companion at the end, I escort one and all to the Cauldron, with whispers of Wisdom within their minds. A gentle request,"You have earned your Rest. Be at Peace." I am a daughter of the Goddess! I am my Mother's daughter. Maiden, Mother, Crone: all three in flux, flowin
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Can anyone define the word HUMBLE without looking in the dictionary??
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I am So Incredibly Humbled This Wonderful Fu~Friend Has Been Spoiling me so.... And I am deeply greatful. He's Bling Packed me and has given me a 7 Day Blast For what I do not know. I just be myself! So I am Pimping this Awesome Person Out! Go To His Page ...Tell Him Frozen Mystical Dreamzzz Sent Ya! Fan/Rate/Add him to your List You know with all the love and respect I get back...your going to unthaw me LOL. Guidomedic ~ Love Lost...Lesson Learned and Haterz Suc Azz~@ fubar Thank You Guidomedic For Everything You've Given to me. I am Very Humbled and Very glad I met you. Your too cool for words. Your very sweet! THIS PIMP OUT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A VERY HUMBLED FU! Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz, The Original aka Cat Woman@ fubar
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whats good peeps... i do music rapping if you aint know checc me out on myspACE.com/dizziecc
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my mind and soul is stained with violence, as much i hate to admit it as much as  i despise it at times, violence is a necessary evil. i wanna be done with my old ways no more  reminiscing, ive laid so many young people i love to rest, drugs, illness,gunshots. how will they remember me? DMS is more than a crew, more than a squad, more than a group of brothers united by shared experience and culture. While it is all of those things, it is more. DMS is equally a mentality, it’s about being down-for-life with one another, and it’s about the deep values of honor, respect, friendship and pride that inform the daily habits, decisions and overall points of view of its increasingly diverse worldwide membership. Most of all, it’s a true family in every sense of the word. What began deep in the belly of New York City as a group of multi-ethnic friends from the worlds of hardcore and hip-hop under the banner of Doc Marten Stomp or Doc Marten Skins has grown to encompass areas
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intill now i have been very proud of our "open-honest" relationship the kind where i bring home women for us to have our way with Together pretty much because i always put him to shame as far as pleasing them :-) but this girl was different shehas a daughter 3 months older then mine ans you would never in your wildest dreams amagine she was even knock up at some point in her life. she's a 9/10 in my book !!! but unlike others i felt a discouraging vibe when the ball got rolling, maybe it started to fast? i dont know but i was consumed with a bit of jealousy but mainly i felt as if i had lost my connection with dan we were no longer a team, then he attempted to sneak out one night to her house but of course i knew what was what. he apologized and tried to explain his actions. i still felt uneasy about the whole thing but we have continued a sexual relationship with miss perfect 9/10 TOgether, but i cant shake the feeling with her and even with out her here. i feel like now that a toy ha
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Lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem . A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done . She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintena nce man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night - ( you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, d
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You know...love is such a fucked up thing.....its odd how you think that you find someone that is just great for you and for some ODD reason, it just doesn't work out....I tell my friends that I got thru men as often as I do underwear, but I just don't get it! Maybe I'm alittle too picky when it comes to what I want, but is there really anything wrong with that? Hell, marriage one sucked and I didn't want any of that every again....One of the last guys I dated, things were okay for a few weeks..then it was all over....there wasn't any time for me to say..oh my gosh..what happened..NOR did I want too..he was outta my life and YES...I was on to the next guy....Hum..just seems that maybe I've had things alittle fucked up in my mind...but good news for me..I think I'm all straight on it..and its time to settle down.....WOOHOO! Go me! HAHA...now lets see just how long that really lasts and see if I can find a guy that can truely make me HAPPY! Ready or not..here I come! MUAH! Well, life i
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Baby's Death Ruled Homicide; Family Holds Memorial Posted: 2:10 pm EDT March 17, 2009Updated: 12:00 am EDT March 18, 2009 On the heels of news that a Jefferson County baby's death has been ruled a homicide, the victim's family held a memorial service for him. Family members gathered at a home in Wellsville Tuesday night to say goodbye to 18-month-old Christopher Joy Jr. of Richmond. While family members told NEWS9 they don't understand the child's death, they reflected on happy memories of his short 18 months. Autopsy results have determined a Jefferson County baby died of blunt force trauma, investigators said. Homicide charges are pending against Joseph Kyle Moran, 25, of Richmond, Jefferson County Sheriff Fred Abdalla said. Moran was dating the baby's mother and was alone with the baby at the time of death, police said. When emergency crews arrived at a Richmond home early Monday, they said the 18-month-old was dead, his body covered in bruises. Abdalla said
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there is soo much i gotta worry about! my life is way to stressful.. i want a cigarite, but how ever im trying to quit.... ITS NOT WORKING DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO QUIT???
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i was wondering if anyone is gonna head out to Gwavaween this Saturday? Its gonna be a Blast and me and three of my friends are going as catholic school girls...so count that..yes there will be four of us all looken cute!. i will be posting the pics.....:)- my fiiend told me about this site. im bored as hell with my space. so i thought i would try this and see what its like. kinda cool so far. But i wonder how many people actually talk on here or just do it for points? Hope my opinion is wrong. i often wonder what they think about, and why they have to be such liers and players. im so pisst!
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Pale moon shadows cascade upon the open dance floor Under the twinkle of the stars, A feeling rushes through my body. Unknowing of your presence, I close my eyes And let my long fingers fall to my shirt, Rubbing the fabric so lightly. The sense of urgency fills me with desire. My silky hair falls across my face and I dance alone On that dance floor made of grass and wildflowers A feeling of contentment, lustful dreams... The breeze from the lake catches the bareness under my skirt. I shiver, thinking I am cold, but instead, I'm wet. Drowning in the distant music of my heart I lay down on the satin blanket, letting my legs fall apart. My hands roam freely. The need to touch my flower A soft moan escapes my pouty lips, Rubbing faster, sliding fingers Ohh yes, mmm, my body quivers in the open air. I sense your presence now. Darkness alludes us. "Come dance with me," I whisper. You step forward with a rose and Slide its silky petals across my stomac
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FUCK IT SHORTY IS THE SEXIEST OF THE SEXY GOT A BRO ALL HORNY AND SHIT MAMI IS THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH IS NO LIE DAMN SHE IS SOOOOOOOO FLY.LOOKING LIKE A MILLION DOLLAR BILL SEX APPEAL UNREAL HOW CAN ONE WOMAN BE SO HOTTTTTT DAMN SHE HAS A LOT TO OFFER THAT IS NOT JUST HER SEX APPEAL SHE IS A THINKER,A WINNER IN EVERY WAY LOOKS,CLASS, VERY NICE ASS OPPS MY BAD DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD SHIT IF I WAS HER MAN PLEASE BELIEVE I WOULD BE PROUD.SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK BUT SHE CAN READ A BOOK ARE EVEN WRITE ONE,LOOK MAMA IS A GODDESS JUST ABOUT 5'2 A DEFINITE HOTTIE PRETTY EYES, BEAUTIFUL SMILE WITH THE ULTIMATE BODY DID I MENTION SHE IS A HOTTIE,WISH I WAS AS LUCKY AS HE IS CAUSE HE HAS WON THE PRIZE HE GET'S TO LAY WITH HER AND STARE INTO THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES DAMN WHAT A LUCKY GUY.TREAT HER RIGHT BRO CAUSE IF YOU FUCK UP AND TRIP THE NEXT WORDS YOU WILL HEAR WILL BE HUMMMMMMMMM I WONDER WHERE SHE IS.......HUMMMMMMM
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"Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing... I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no women. Only that moon." -Practical Magic
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I.....I....I am truly not sure how to begain to describe this one. Check this out and tell me what you think: Gorgeous tiny chicken machine show Videofunny video
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people here r funny they keep stuff all private but wanna be all up in ur profile an pics lol whatever
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sooo i have been seriously thinking about getting a tattoo..but i am not positive what i want to get. i really like maybe the moon and the stars..maybe with an a fairy in it ...or something with a mermaid..fairy..stars..or moon. i also wanted to get a tattoo for my boyfriend..i wanted to get a cute saying with his name..or a cute design with his name... i am not sure if ANYONE has any ideas please let me know!!! xoxo Hey everyone, i have been on cherrytap for a few weeks now, starting to get used to it! although i don't like it how no one ever really talks much! so if anyone is out there who would like to be friends..add me and as a fan too!!! leave comments and i will back!! lovee and kisses xo ♥
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If your reading this, you got way to much time on your hands! You need to get a life! HEHE......Luv U....BYE
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Huuuummmm with me as I tell you that I love you! Why do I love you without knowing you? To love somethimg or someone that you do not know or that does not love you back is the ultimate expression of love......Unconditional love is soooo sweeettt. taste it with me will you?
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i got my own lounge and it will going up slowly but ill get it there so fell free to stop in what should i do i picked up my wifes cell today to call my phone so i could find it and found were she was haveing sub. sexy in text messeges she says it for me but she gave her number out to some guy she only knows on myspace and thats it i got mad and im hurt she said its to help her be more agresive in our relationship but she has ben distant for weeks now and saying that i dont trust her and she wonders why im just tired of being hurt http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2785161918,-- ok everyone check this link out
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.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.)A. 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.)A. 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.)A. 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.)A. 20.)Q. If you could change one
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You know just when you think you got life figured out. You get thrown a curve ball. Just when you think you have youre life under control and your feelings in their place. Someone comes along outta the blue, and sets you afire. Why? cause you never met anyone like them in your life. In a short time they got you all off balance. Weak in the knees, and they are all you can think about.Its true cause we promised to only tell the truth no matter what. So yes its true I cant stop thinking about you. You are so special. I wish things were different. Maybe they can be. Could it be love at first site? Is it really that easy? Is it possible it happens just like that? What if they dont feel the same way? What if they get scared? What if they are just fucking with you? What if they do feel the same way? Then what? oh boy. Now what?
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* Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit
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The mighty women of earth come forward and speak out as to the true feelings, fears, emotions, and complexities of performing oral sex."Ok dudes, listen up!" First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. Extension to rule1 - So if you get one, be grateful. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw; it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. My ears are NOT handles. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Do you really WANT puke on your dick? I don't care HOW relaxed you get; it is NEVER OK to fart. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. If I have to pause to remove a pu
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" Golf Laws " LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down. LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe. LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himse
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Spaghetti A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." Blonde p
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FUNNIEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West> Virginia together! Have a great life! ______WIFES REPLY______ Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day morethan receiving your letter.
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HAHAHA if you have seen these shows and love Fukuyama this will make you smile.
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Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIE
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IN THE 16TH AND 17TH CENTURIES, EVERYTHING HAD TO BE TRANSPORTED BY SHIP. IT WAS ALSO BEFORE COMMERCIAL FERTILIZERS INVENTION, SO LARGE SHIPMENTS OF MANURE WERE COMMON. IT WAS SHIPPED DRY, BECAUSE IN DRY FORM IT WEIGHED A LOT LESS THAN WHEN WET, BUT ONCE WATER (AT SEA) HIT IT, IT NOT ONLY BECAME HEAVIER, BUT THE PROCESS OF FERMENTATION BEGAN AGAIN OF WHICH A BY PRODUCT IS METHANE GAS. AS THE STUFF WAS STORED BELOW DECKS IN BUNDLES YOU CAN SEE WHAT COULD (AND DID) HAPPEN. METHANE BEGAN TO BUILD UP BELOW DECKS AND THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE CAME BELOW AT NIGHT WITH A LANTERN, BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! SEVERAL SHIPS WERE DESTROYED IN THIS MANNER BEFORE IT WAS DETERMINED JUST WHAT WAS HAPPENING. AFTER THAT, THE BUNDLES OF MANURE WERE ALWAYS STAMPED WITH THE TERM "SHIP HIGH IN TRANSIT" ON THEM WHICH MEANT FOR THE SAILORS TO STOW IT AT HIGH ENOUGH OFF THE LOWER DECKS SO THAT ANY WATER THAT CAME INTO THE HOLD WOULD NOT TOUCH THIS VOLATILE CARGO AND START THE PRODUCTION OF METHANE. THUS EVOL
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What I really find confusing is people who take networking sites all that seriously. Save the people who run them, because they should… its how they put money in the bank. I get a friend request from »Touch of Thomas«™' yesterday. So I accept his friend request and move on. Really I would prefer good looking women, but he seemed nice enough about it. I get back on not an hour later and »Touch of Thomas«™' is whining that I did not fan him and rate him. Yes I would have, but let’s face it how much of a completely insecure pussy does a guy have to be to send that fucking missive out? Its not like I was rogering him and refused to give a reach around. And while we are at it, »Touch of Thomas«™'? Really? Someone has to throw a trade mark in a name like Touch Of Thomas? I mean I think I saw a store named that all Mall of America. Wait it was a guy with a particularly wide stance in the fourth floor men’s bathroom. I declined… and he was not nearly as upset. Why not t
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Q: Why did Sadam Husein want looser pants ? A: He heard some one say he was soon going to be well hung ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig th
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You know you grew up in the 80's if...... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE." 2. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" and can do the "Carlton." 3. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 4. Two words: Hammer Pants. 5. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 6. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. 7. You wore stone washed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. 8. L.A.Gear....need I say more? 9. You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona Quimby books. 10. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF." 11. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (Some of us...head-to-toe). 12. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted. 13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. 14. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-S
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happy halloween to all..... Buried at PhotoCasket.com happy samhain to all........... Buried at PhotoCasket.com WHY MEN AREN�T SECRETARIES Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer __________________________________________ Grandpa was driving with his nine year old granddaughter and beeped the horn. She turned and looked at him for an explanation..He said, "Sorry, I did that by accident". The little girl said, "I know you did Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know it was an accident?".. She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards!" ========================================= An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 114; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for president in '36. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created
Humor From A Nutty Irishman
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?" The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us." The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle."   Parking I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!" The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."   Tomatoes A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growin
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As part of an Interfaith community project, A Christian priest, a Rabbi, and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in the community, they would go on a fishing trip together on a local pond. They're out in the boat, and the Pagan priestess excuses herself to go to the bathroom back on the shore. She gets out, walks across the water back to shore, and then walks back across the water to the boat. The Christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself, and they continue fishing. It comes on about noon time, and the Rabbi realizes they left their lunches back on shore. So he gets up, walks across the water to the shore, retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water to the boat. The Christian priest, now completely amazed, and a little bit righteous, thinks, "not to be out done by two heathens, I can do that too!!" So he gets up, excuses himself to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom. While he's flaili
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Towards More Picturesque Speech Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners..... 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine
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Christmas with Louise As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. Finding what I wanted was difficult. "Love Dolls" come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd onl
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The Fucking Disclaimer: If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this and then say it annoys you. Uses of the word Fuck: FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off". It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like: "Fuck off", he hinted. Grammatical Usage: In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John) or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). Further Structures: As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual co
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I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their blogs.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has bee
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Will I live to see 80? I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?" I think that this is how our politicians that are the subject of hollywoods ridicule should address those self imposed know it alls of the far left! = Drink
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SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINEThis is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staffvoted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came aboutbecause they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to beresponsible for their children's absences and missing homework.The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children'sfailing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children wereabsent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.The outgoing message:Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. Inorder to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listento all the options before making a selection:To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2To complain about what we do - Press 3To swear
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"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart!" - Melanie Griffith "Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Anonymous "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox!" - Woody Allen The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." - Samuel Johnson "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie "What do you get when you cross Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid!" You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a****ail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifi
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Women's Advice to Men The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more than once a day. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"? Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care. In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline i
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English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers
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The Babelfish is a fictional species of fish in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, where it is described thus: The Babelfish is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babelfish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. The Babelfish was a useful plot device for Adams, as it allowed various alien races to communicate w
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Going to try to participate in an event June 3rd or if rained out the 24th, when a local radio station attempts to set a new Guiness record by having 2000 guitarists play Smoke On The Water. http://www.kyys.com/pages/304564.php?contentType=4&contentId=375513 Just need to decide whether I play my Epiphone Goth G-400 or my Washburn N2. Decisions, decisions, decisions. At least I will be in a record book for something other than a police report. :>) OMG, I got 157. Don't know what to think. The test must be "fixed" like wrestling. You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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If our lovers won't be friends and silence widens misrepresents the deeper truths we wish be known we leave behind old lovers Stripped of pretense we stumble through maybe seek a sign or wave the flag the intimate circle we gravitate to becomes a mass mirage and we play house long enough to get the footprints at the door If the door closes softly we walk through. People like to send them :) One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. We are asking everyone to park their car on the even-numbered side of the street, so there is room for the snowplows to get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Today you must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
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One day I decided to get on aol, I thought cherry tap would be my best bet. I saw names and words come up from where I knew not. I soon took a chance and had a nice thought, Could I do this, it looked really neat. I saw names on the screen that started with sweet, sweet smiles, and hugs were there too, And then I saw it, "Oh, yes, we're talking to you, come online and comment for awhile. " And when I did I started to smile. I saw a friend i reconized and many more soon I was friends with quite a few people by the days end. And after awhile they called me their friend. Sometimes I come on and my friends are not there, But I'll go back again because I know that they care. Some live in the states and some do not, But they always know when I need to talk. I am so glad I took the leap and went into the world of cherry tap where friends are so neat One day I decided to get on aol, I thought cherry tap would be my best bet. I saw names and words come up from where I k
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit? I was on My fave alt life
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As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for ma
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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool
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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life,Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It's called .......... "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink And be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and That ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes Were inevitable Now, of course, there's Shipping and handling, too. 8.. A husband is someone who, after taking The trash out, gives the impression that He just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just Vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. In fact replace all flight attendants with good looking strippers!what the hell - they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss. The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every business man in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women . Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability int
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A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted the Sabbath." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced, for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge: a rabbi. The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work . . . my wife would have the maid do it." 1. Your quarter calls involve the "F" word 2. Your spiral da
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided In him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or His marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, He would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She Agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it Discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spagh etti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support Payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife Handed him the card and watched as
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>> >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart >> >with >> >her >> >two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. >> > >> >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to >> > >Wal-Mart. >> >Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" >> > >> >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they >> >ain't." >> > >> >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you >> >think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" >> > >> >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >> > >couldn't >> >believe you got laid twice." >> > >> >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
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I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself All by myself... All by myself... All by myself...   I went to your page,but no one was there I went in to the lounge I was all by myself You and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself    
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OMGosh you just have to watch this. It's so funny, but so hot! Now if I could just get those two over to my place *teehee* FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows how to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end And always be my very best friend. Amen MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a firm body, big boobs, who owns a liquor store and a ! fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. Amen Thing to do in K-mart (and i have done some of this!) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding the
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a doctor is helping a lady deliver her baby 10 min go by 40 min go by finally the baby is out and the doctor grabs the baby..... slams it on the floor.... slams it on the ceiling...... slams it against the wall.... woman freaks out what the hell are you doing to my baby!!!!!!!!! the doctor replies "I'm just teasing you dear it was already dead Tigger is the obvious tweeker bouncing here and there can't stay in one place Piglet is so scared hiding under the bed oh d d d dear dear he needs his heroin Pooh is obviously the stoner lookin for his honey "POT" Owl knows everything because he has been to prison and you learn everything when you get locked up Eeyore is the classic alcoholic "my house fell down my wife left me well feel bad for me and buy me a drink" Kanga is a prostitute working for coke Roo poor Roo a coke baby with add and the possibility of tweeker Tigger being his daddy Rabbit is everyones friend and can solve all problems with his "crops" mind you he i
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Obituary of Common Sense! Today, we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the Millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools; hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution
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this one just came up with a question..what is nascar? response..a car with a bunch of nasties in it? (sorry nascar fans) FUBAR=a place where Fus have drinks Intercourse=opposite of outercourse? menstral=that funny lookin guy with the little gee-tar and sings out of key? Muff dive=hey where'd my ear muffs go? skinny dipping=easy better than fat dippin lol nude? opposite of olde? lol more to cum later YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...... 1.You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. 2.You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs. 3.You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company 5.Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. 6. Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. 7.You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bo
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The whole fuckin' world is crazy except me and you! I often wonder about you and, sometimes, I fuckin' wonder about me! Insurance companies ONLY want to insure those who don't fuckin' need it From Dad thanks Mom for reminding me; I've got an asshole full of hair and it's still fuckin' growing!
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I found this article on one of my favorite sites "Ernies House Of Whoop Ass". Had me almost in tears lol, go ahead and read. 1) GROSS - these are disgusting titles that should turn you off completely : 1. THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES - The title that started me on this list. "Virginia Slims" becomes "Vagina Slimes" ? That's disgusting ! You get the idea. 2. LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is ! 3. CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth ... 4. PRIME CUTS - YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans ! 5. AMATEURS ONLY #129 - I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it. 6. SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stink
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Subject: FW: You know you're from California If: So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, You know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a spe rm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gall
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Meihem In Ce Klasrumby Dolton EdwardsFirst published: 1946 Because we are still bearing some of the scars of our brief skirmish with II-B English, it is natural that we should be enchanted by Mr. George Bernard Shaw's current campaign for a simplified alphabet. Obviously, as Mr. Shaw points out, English spelling is in much need of a general overhauling and streamlining. However, our own resistance to any changes requiring a large expenditure of mental effort in the near future would cause us to view with some apprehension the possibility of some day receiving a morning paper printed in -- to us -- Greek. Our own plan would achieve the same end as the legislation proposed by Mr. Shaw, but in a less shocking manner, as it consists merely of an acceleration of the normal processes by which the language is continually modernized. As a catalytic agent, we would suggest that a National Easy Language Week be proclaimed, which the President would inaugurate, outlining some short cu
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Silly confession tiiiime :D -- ok, remember the price is right game with that swiss dude that goes up that slope yodeling? That used to scare the crap outta me son! XD ...thx i feel better :D
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Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Weddin g dress $5000 - tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest
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Roommate John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne and I are just roommates." About a week later, Joanne came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle," said Joanne. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?". "Well," said John, "I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact rem
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> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did > for a living. > > > > All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, > saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. > > > > However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the > teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, 'Well my mother's an > exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men > and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really > good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for > money.' > > > > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other > children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to > ask him, 'Is that really true about your mother?' 'No,' the boy said, > 'She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get > Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to >
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The Rules of Rural Montana are as Follows: Listen up City Slickers ! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive,you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I 90 goes east and west, US 15 goes north and south. Pick one. 5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. So every person in rural Montana waves. We think of it as being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it. John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been?? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking hi
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those a-holes deducted $95.00 in taxes. Billy   What Else is there to say? LOL
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A FEW PUNS INTENDED 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Humor In Abuse? Wtf?
I was driving home from work and listening to a talk radio show that I recently found I quite enjoy. There was an email read on the show that shocked me. The woman wrote about her sister who she looked up to and aspired to be like. The account took place after the sister's husband had broken his leg. The sister was having coffee with friends, her husband was on the couch in another room. He rudely requested that she bring him a certain drink. Obviously he should not have acted in such a way. The woman went into the room picked up his crutch and refractured the leg which was in a cast. She left him screaming in agony while she finished coffee with friends and basically gloated. Later she decided to bring her husband to the hospital to care for his leg. THIS WAS SPOUSAL ABUSE! Yet, the radio show was touting the email as humorous and the whole situation as such likewise. They basically where applauding the woman for setting down the law and letting her husband know she wasn't going t
Humor
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don''t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn''t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn''s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ''wrong'' number. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You''re an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ''asshole'' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I
Humorous Sex
The Dick Once a weapon of mass destruction Now relieved of his tension Sacrificed for womankind Well-used, worn, and beaten Gone are the creamy spurts and manipulation Finally free of the boss' fornication Soft and harmless upon the curly knoll Tired from her teeth raking your balls Greedily swallowed by mouth and womb The stone reads "Woody lies here because of you" Light a cigarette, enjoy the solitude while it lasts Wipe away the remains of your love on her ass Never forget the days of her nails raking your back The quiet is only temporary, until the next hungry gash Bon
Humor
12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip! Eleven tarter Pounce treats, Ten ornaments hanging, Nine wads of Kleenex, Eight peacock feathers, Seven stolen Q-tips, Six feathered balls, Five MILK JUG RINGS! Four munchy house plants, Three running faucets, Two fuzzy mousies, And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!! 12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip! Eleven tarter Pounce treats, Ten ornaments hanging, Nine wads of Kleenex, Eight peacock feathers, Seven stolen Q-tips, Six feathered balls, Five MILK JUG RINGS! Four munchy house plants, Three running faucets, Two fuzzy mousies, And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!
Humor
"Warshing" Clothes Recipe......... Never thought of a "washer" in this light before..what a blessing! "Warshing Clothes Recipe" -- imagine having a recipe for this ! ! ! Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe: this is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook - with spelling errors and all. WARSHING CLOTHES Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin water. Sort things, make 3 piles 1 pile white, 1 pile colored, 1 pile work britches and rags. To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with boiling water. Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and boil, then rub colored don't boil just wrench and starch. Take things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then wrench, and starch. Hang old rags on fence. Spread tea towels on grass.
Humor
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total makeover. She goes to a20fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.The man was impressed.The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.Again, the man is impressed.The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.Obv
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Scientists have recently began an investigation into the cause of an unexpected yet devastating combination of an earthquake which reached an unbelievable high on the Richter Scale: a massive 11 points; and an F5 tornado which are also known as the "Finger of God" because of it's destruction capabilities, in southern Florida last week. Local reports confirmed that the two natural disasters did in fact occur at the same time, which greatly increased the fury. After 3 long days of sifting through the wreckage, a team finally located what they believe to be the epicenter - the residential home of local businessman Kyle Brattley. Mr. Brattley and his wife are currently missing so were unavailable for comment. We asked next-door neighbor Pyke Fenrunner to explain in detail what he remembers: "Man it was just darn crazy, I ain't seen nothin like it before. Everything started shaking and gettin so loud you couldn't even hear anybody screaming. Things were being tossed and thrown aro
Humorous Stories,poetry,other Writings
Freedom to flyIs a God given giftDreaming  is as air is for livingFlowing down from His highly exalted throneFreedom to flyIs not a privilege granted By rulers who's  realm of authority is ground boundKnowledge of wrong and rightIs revealed to usFrom The Righteous OneWho dwells in a kingdom on highKnowledge of wrong and wright Should not be dictated by corruptible judgesWho suppress the truthFor worldly praiseFreedom to fly Is a desireLike an unquenchable fireA pilot that God  ignited in side usWhen He created you and meChains of sin Robs us of the freedom to flyKeeps our souls sinking in the mireGod so full of loveOut of His nature of grace and mercySent from His throne room a Savor to the people of the groundTo shatter the chains that keep us fastened to the gates To the entrance of the lake of fireFreedom to flyThose who God has set free is free indeed Free to Fly on the Spirit wingsThat one day will carry them to God's kingdom in the skyFor those who think the message and Gift of G
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Humpday
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Humph
I have been sitting here in class all day and I dont know what to do! I dont want to be here, but I have to be. I hate it! Well this is muh first blog and I just wanted to get it out.... So I finally decided to come back on here, only to realize i dont have many friends on here... someone needs to help promote me and get me back to my original standings... love yall! Hey yall! Just thought I would say hi and tell yall that I am going to be on here more often! Feel happy I dont like to be online much, but yall are special enuff to be on here for! MMFWCL to yall! ~Jenn
Hump Day!
YES its Hump Day Again!!!! Whoohoo!!!..Its a rainy, cloudy, miserable day in British Columbia, Canada, but hey oh well!! Grab whomever, go back to bed and make use of this glorious hump day!! Enjoy! Have A Great Hump Day Everyone!! Loves & Tickles! As we all know today is hump day and all should participate in the fine sport. Once Again a beautiful day in Canada,,,,,,,Cum Play With Me!!?? It will be fun I promise!
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Hump Day
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Hump Day Is Here
The Hump Day Jumpoff In Nyc
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Hump Day
Hey you all..Just wanted to tell you I had a SUPER game of golf today! It rained almost all day on me and I got soaked to the bone. My titties were so hard nad I froze my ass off but wow, It was a good day. Stopped keeping score after the third hole cause of the rain, but I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. My boss is good to me, and I just wanted to say, sometimes its ok to get out and away from the computer..Not that you won't be missed, but for your own sake..:) I can tell you I needed a break from it, but I am refreshed and back!@ Well I will be as soon as I take a quick nap..LOL Starting my contest today and I want to clean out my computer here after awhile, but I need rest right now! So, I know this is long, but I want to say, never think someone doesn't care, cause I do, even if you never talk to me before and you need to, please feel free! (Not just dirty talkers either ..LOL) Hugs and Kisses Just wanted to wish everyone a wonderful hump day. Now
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Good Evening my friends and family I wanted to wish you a great Hump Day. We are halfway threw the week. Tom SEXY & HOT COMMENTSCLICK HERE!
Hump Day And Its Wet
S E X! How important is it in ur marriage and or in ur current Relationship? See yall I'm starting to wonder maybe Im just too much of a SEXUAL MAMI that it makes whomever my partner is for the moment start to feel well to put it short, either im accused of being a FREAK which duh i am, lol in a playful way, but the truth of the matter is I LOVE SEX! Especially when its with someone that im feeling and see lately ive had my EX visit me at work and i took a half day off he tells me that Im as they put it TOO MUCH..but what they fail to realize is that the in between time of not being physically sexual with no one a sista is like dayum, when mr okay stops thru well this pussy be ready and waiting! and yesI have my toys for those of you who actually do read my postings, lol, but its nothing like a man in between your thighs and sucking and caressing your breast that no fucking toy cn replace lol, so my question is: AM I EXPECTING TOO MUCH? I mean the way i look at it why shoul
Hump Day??
So...anyone know the true meaning of hump day?? please inform me...because i know its not about it being the middle of the week..lol..who gives a shit? and its not about humping in the literal sense..because..well..its been awhile since i have humped on a wedsnday..haha..guess i just dont have the right lady around on a wedsnday..haha..anyways..wtf?
Hump Day
Hump Day
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My Misstress posted an add for me as she wanted to find me a Pet of my own.The respone she got back was overwhelming.She selected a few and sent them to me.After going through them I contacted some of them.After chatting with those I found only 2 who were serious about meeting.One mid fifties Bi male and one mid thirties Bi male.Both met all requirements of Hosting & clean.I set up an after work meet with the older one & met him at his apt.After chatting a bit we went to the back bedroom.As I undressed he came around in front of me kneeling down gently stroking my shaft as he licked my balls sucking them as he stroked my growing cock.Licking up the shaft he took me in his mouth slowly working the it all in .Fully erect he laid on the bed putting a pillow under himself so his ass was up.He reached into the night stand for some lube & greased up my cock.Slowly I worked the head inside of his tight ass.He asked how I liked it as he was mmm tight.I replied oh yes as I started pumpimg into
Humpty Dumpty :)
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name was Randy!! The big bad wolf said to red riding hood "bitch suck my dick" red riding hood said "fucker dont change the story...ur supposed to eat me!!" Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed Little Bo Peep was giving him head As soon as he came she started to weep She knew by the taste... He'd been fucking her sheep
Hum To Me
Hum to me. Like the silky ribbon wind That delicately whispers of its presence With a gentle caress of tenderness That eloquently transcends into the spirit. Hum to me. Chords of soft seduction That creeps into my core Until gradually I submerge And find myself humming along. Hum to me. With a velvet hush That cradles my fragile voice. Mesh with my sound all too sweet To be swallowed in orchestrated tones. Hum to me. Hum. With simplicity In harmony. Hum. A smoothe melody. Intertwine with the song of my soul.
Humunculero
They had gone in and out of the attraction several times.   When he walked in the room, a shiver ran up her, a tingle ran through her scalp, her eyes watered, and her guts dropped.  A wave of want came over her.   “Hi! Come here and give me a hug.” He smiled and opened his arms with that huge, inviting grin.   “You look awesome!”   She almost jumped into his arms, a little scared because she wanted to give herself completely and feel a lot safer with him.  She melted into him, looked into his eyes, kissing his full cupid’s bow lips and pulling back quickly before pushing past them with her tongue.   “How’s it going Vanessa?  Are you giving yourself this kind of love?”   He pulled her in, not caring about the twenty other people in the room chatting and hugging after the meet up which dealt with increasing social intelligence and reading body language.  His tongue parted her lips and wet caressed, soft and rough, the sl
Humunculero
My hands in your eyes, actualize the clench of thighs, Justify the sighs, how your desire plies me and engages me, Sugared daddyish dream of my schemes in motion, I am the oceanic notions, the fulfillments extracted in toxic potions.   So well you move to get underneath me, Bequeathed by my generosities, Defenseless propensities, Unconscious dissuasions, Ninety percent out of control.   Yes, this is what you’ve found in me, This is what you’d take I gave, All I let go of, not serving me, So you live in the shadow of my cock, of my lust, Of the density of my ecstasy and the intentions of these enchantments, These inductions, changing the restrictions on your affections, The foolishness of dreamy romances and love unrequited.   Yes come to me like a young mare to this old stallion in his final decades at stud,
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Hundreds Of Thousands Lack Power After Midwest Storms
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Hundreds of thousands of people were without power after their homes were battered by fierce winds and rainstorms that slammed the already flooded Midwest. Tornado warnings were issued Saturday afternoon for parts of central and southeast Ohio. Downed trees and power lines were reported in the southern part of the state, said National Weather Service meteorologist Andy Hatzos. Flooding this week spread across an 80-mile swath through the northwest and north central parts of the state. Gov. Ted Strickland toured some of the damaged areas Saturday. “What I’ve tried to do and what we’ve all tried to do is let these folks know ... that we are working to get assistance to them as rapidly as possible,” Strickland said. Powerful storms rolling through the Upper Midwest during most of the past week caused disastrous floods from southeastern Minnesota to Ohio that were blamed for at least 18 deaths. In southern Michigan, the skies were clearing but more than 100,
Hunger
Hungry
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Hunger
hunger is the greatest feeling. it makes you want something so bad it reaches down into your soul. it sets passion a blaze within you and you know nothing will stop you from having what you desire. hunger fills my life with passion and that is something i never want to live without. what are you hungry for? IT SUCKS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN SOMEONE AND HAVE BEEN WILLING TO TRUST AND FOLLOW THEM ON FAITH. THAT IS WHY I AM HERE, I CAME FOR A FRIEND. NOW IT SEEMS I AM NO LONGER WORTHY OF THIS FRIENDS WORDS.WELL I WANT THOSE I HAVE GROWN TO KNOW HERE, I WON'T TURN MY BACK! FRIENDS MEAN SOMETHING TO ME NOT JUST WORDS........ HOW MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE LOOKING FOR REAL RELATIONSHIPS? I LOOK EVERYDAY TO TRY TO FIND NEW FRIENDS. SOME ACCEPT YOU FRIEND REQUEST AND NEVER TALK TO YOU. OTHERS TRY TO SCAM YOU OUT OF MONEY. DAMN.. ARE THERE ANY REAL PEOPLE LEFT OUT THERE? I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE. I FIND IT TO BE THE BEST WAY TO LIVE LIFE FULLY, THROUGH THE EYES OF OTHERS. IF I SENT YOU A FRIEND REQ
Hungdong Low
You rated my shit a 1? WTF? Ru jealous or what? Is it the red pantie's? I'll have you know it's hard work being me. So thanks to all that have showed the love! And F-U to the 1 givers. I love to shack my junk just for fun! Sometimes late at night I shack because it feels good!
Hunger
Balance Between the man I am and the man I want to be. There is a thin line I must ride like a rail. For the results you see are not just mine alone. People are watching, of that fact I am well aware. Some are friends with fingers crossed saying prayers for me. While others watch with bated breath waiting for me to fail. To them I say , I fear you not for I am not your silly clone. I choose fatherhood and friendship my heart is to big not to care. I AM provider, teacher, brother, and friend. I LONG to be giver, taker, sharer, and even lover to some special woman. I see a magic foundation one with four strong corners. With such a foundation of stone would I then dare to leap at a chance. Will there be a day I don’t live in fear my heart will rend? Will there be a lady at the center accepting me as her man? And what of those pushing me to fail, must I always defend my boarders? Like a shining knight ready to fight with my armor and my la
Hungry
hungry Sometimes you do something you think you never would do it just for crazy people not people like you but sometimes things happen that you didn't plan no matter how hard you try you can't understand something like that happen to me today i never ever thought i would act this way i tried everything else so i didn't have to do it i never saw myself ever doin' this shit first i was asking for change in front of a store but people act like they daunt even see me no more i went to the pizza place to see if they need help but they already got somebody so it was up to myself i was tired and hungry and feeling real sad i was out of ideas and getting real mad i don't want to steal or hurt anyone but of all my ideas all that was left was one i look all around and went to the back of this hamburger place they call the Shack i was so embarrassed and so upset i never did nothing as sick as this yet it something i really don't understand i took food ou
Hungover Cat
Hungry Eyes
I've been meaning to tell you I've got this feelin' that won't subside I look at you and I fantasize Darlin' tonight Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I I want to hold you so hear me out I want to show you what love's all about Darlin' tonight Now I've got you in my sights Now I've got you in my sights With these hungry eyes Now did I take you by surprise I need you to see This love was meant to be
Hung Over!!!
I went out last night to hear my brothers band play!! Well needless tosay i drank way more than I should have!!! what is the best cure for a hangover!!! This is why my status shows as half assed here!!
The Hungry
from the first moment our eyes met.. the hunger was there.. week after week we simply fed off each others looks.. and flirting.. so one day, i said... Brandon, would you like to come to my house Thursday night and let me make you a martini.. i do make the best your have ever put your lips to. MMM.. there was a knock at my door, my big strong fireman, ready to play. we had our drinks, and settled on the couch, small talk, knowing that talk was not what we both were wanting. soon, i asked, would you like to see my bedroom.. he was amazed at how sexy and charming i kept my secret little place. i told him to lay down and let me massage his back.. after all, thats what i do for a living.. mmm.. and the muscles this man possesses.. are unreal.. like every womans dream.. as i started rubbing the breath starts to quicken between us, becoming more labored, and filled with lust..and with that all the fantasies he and i shared started to become a reality. mmm. and how he likes to lick my
Hungry
who's hungry
Hunger
Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside, Looking up from the dark where it hides, Telling me, to move aside. Feed the need, as it cries, "provide" Forced to pace from side to side Hunger pains will over-ride, All those feelings of pride. Craving another's touch to open wide All the sensations that it provides. Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside
Hungover
How is it possible to still be this drunk the morning after?
Hungry
I"M hungry
Hungry Eyes_nsfw
Here is a poem I wrote and had copywrite protected :) Hungry Eyes Confused about my life’s path Frustration born from indecision I beckon you to join me In a passion full of sin I want to romance and charm you I want to see you smile You say to me "I want to fuck you" But In just a little while But for now I'm content to take it slow And sip you from my glass Make you want to fuck me As you touch my pussy and my ass Sure I'll play the woman And play it well for you But you know we'll soon be naked And you know what we can do With sultry kisses, my naval you caress To me you surrender, I am your weakness You tease my tongue and lips with yours Even though you know my pussy wanted it more Your passionate kiss turns me on My weakened body that you lay upon Our yearning becomes intense And muscles begin to clench The touch of you takes my breath away Your gentle hands upon my face So smile for me my baby And look into my eyes Its you you know who knows m
Hungry Promises
Sometimes when I speak to him I get the sensation of being lined up, Placed in a slot, Waiting for my number to be called. I thirst for another sensual puff of elation, That makes my head spin, That makes me forget That I hate standing in line; I hate being a number. I capture his attention, Like a glass prism that captures the light in all its glory. My brilliant mosaic reflection imprinted on the wall. He has a hungry, clutching grasp And eyes that could devour me whole. But my consumption is always diverted When something shinier saunters by. And click goes the slot. Painful clarity bubbles up to consciousness. Suddenly, I remember That I hate standing in line; I hate being a number. Again I cling to desperate promises In the hopes of remaining free Of his hungry, clutching grasp.
The Hunger
The hunger Silence echos like a snare drum in his head... The hunger sets in, this pain has to be fed... As his shaky hands cover his weary face he tries to gain control... He feels worthless, questioning his reasons to stop the hunger has consumed him whole... He hugs his pillow as clips of exaggerated memories run thru his mind... He needs to feed this hunger, needs to leave all of them behind... He cant break away reality hits him like a frigid breeze... Breathless, he is stunned, he drops to his knees... He is on the edge, swaying either way.. Who knows what direction he will be taking today.. The silence breaks, all that once shined in him has now surely shone.. With closed eyes he breathes deep takes in the feeling of guilt and regret feelings he can on longer postpone.. I can no longer help you little brother, to you i no longer have a voice... you have to break this cycle soon jake, but for today you have made your cho
Hunger
For your warmth, For your embrace, Just one more chance, To see your face. To hold you close, And never let go. To kiss you quick, Then kiss you slow. To feel your touch, Upon my skin, And send my head, Into a spin. To feel the rhythm, Of your heart. To be together, And not apart. To grasp your hand, Take it in mine. And feel the tingle, Run down my spine. To be kept safe, All through the night. To hear you tell me "We'll be alright." For your hands, To trace my form. To keep me protected, And keep me warm. I have a hunger, For you and your touch, And all because, I love you so much
Hung By My Little Titties
hey everyone! i finally had one fantasy cum true 2 weeks ago. i had been talking to a guy online for about 4 months and he saw me at a bar one night and approached me we had a few more drinks and danced a little and when the bar closed we decided to talk in his car. we get to his car and almost imediatly he slipd a hand down my loose very revealing top and grabs a tit and asks me if im ready to fullfil the fantasy of being hung by my titties. i took my top off so he could see my tits better and asked him if he really thought he could do it. he played with them for a bit,sqeezing,piching,and pulling on them (which makes me horney as hell) and says yeah he thinks he can and if i wanted to go back to his place he could try. i said yeah im game so we head to his place which was only about 10 min. away i didnt bother putting my blouse back on cuz he was massaging them and it felt really good. we got his his place and he walked me to the door and asked me to make myself at home as he went up
~ Hunger For You ~
~Hunger for You ~ We live far apart And have never met Just talked on the phone And chat on the net. Yet, I feel for you As I've not felt This love is so strong My heart may melt. I want to hold you To never let go Be together forever And feel the love grow. I'm trying to show The way that I feel Yet words can't describe This love is so real... Peace.
Hungover =[
So last night I had taken 10 shots of Goldschloger and put the bottle back in the freezer, I had also took a Soma and a Fioricet. Well I apparently got online here on Fubar and was chatting away and went and got the liquor back out and sat here at the computer and drunk half of it. Surprise! I woke up this morning with the rolly stomach and having to hold on the the walls to make them quit moving. I finally vomited twice, both times that lovely yellow then green bile awful tasting crap. I feel a little better though, thank God. I still have that nasty taste in my mouth, I can't get rid of it.
Hung Tha "f" Over!!!!
Well..,.. it's 636am Sunday morning and I forgot to turn my stupid alarm off SO, therefore I'm awake for the time being.... I'm about to go back to sleep... I went to sleep w/ my contacts in last night and now my eyes are KILLING me!!! UGH!!! I'm also pissed bcz I was stood up last night... or at least I FEEL like I was.... IDK what the hello happened, but let me tell you that I'M PISSED~!!!! OH WELL..... SHIT HAPPENS YOU KNOW~~~ SO ANYWAY... I just wanted to get that off of my chest.. I'm going back to sleep!!!!! Hope you all have a great Sunday~~~~ TTYL~~~~ Ok... so... the past 2 nights I've gone out and partied... and have drank A LOT!!!! I have come to realize that I'm not 23 anymore and cannot party like I used to!!! UGH!!! I'm getting OLLLLLD!!!! LOL!!! I would have been fine, but... you know... once you reach a certain point you just dont' want to stop... LOL!!! AND! ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE.... I had a shot of Patron & Yeager!!!! I think that's what ki
Hunger Inside Me
Hunger Inside Me Just sensual poem hope you enjoy Listening to music in our heads, We slowly undress, Feel the passion, Let it flow. Enjoy each others heartbeats Two souls joined to be complete. Kissing passionately, Caressing each others every crevasse. Your tongue whisking gently along the Nape of my neck. Passion ignites with furry. Sensual sensation over comes me. Filing my every desire, Not knowing what will transpire. Feels like thousand tongues cascading over my body, One going inside me, going deeper, deeper, Growing longer with every thrust. Wanting that continuous orgasm that's enduring Stronger and stronger, Cascading the simplicity of your arousal inside of me Makes me hunger for more. Making me moan with shirking ecstasy. Make wild passionate never ending love. Feel like a shaken champagne bottle ready to be pop the cork. The passion engulfs me, Making me so wet. Wanting you to taste every drop of liquid Passion that flows out of me.
Hungry??
Hungry For Some.......
You’ve Been Tagged Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I brush my teeth in the shower 2. I hate cooked mushrooms 3. I like to drive around town blasting music 4. I only wear black socks with me new shoes 5. I own 2 Nsync shirts and I wear them proudly 6. My tongue ring hurts 7. I use anti bacterial body wash 8. I' am almost out of toothpaste 9. I could really go for a steak right now 10. Heretic secretly wants me I tagged Nicole, independent_sk8er, Raven, Scrapper and Eric650.
Hunger
Warm breeze blows into the bedroom window, the moon is pouring over us in a silver wave. aching I watch it's flowing gentle movement rippling slowly over your pale smooth skinThe beauty of your glowing body beckons me to touch, to taste, to love it's graceful expanse, from your forehead to toes, fingers to noseHow I hunger to know you so completelyTo gladly find all the wondrous places that bring you such sweet pleasure. forging bonds that tie your heart to mine,two hearts beating wildly together as one.
Hungry Eyes
Parts from the movie Dirty Dancing with Hungry EyesLyrics:I've been meaning to tell youI've got this feelin that won't subsideI look at you and I fantasizeYou're mine tonightNow I've got you in my sightsCHORUS:With these hungry eyesOne look at you and I can't disguiseI've got hungry eyesI feel the magic between you and II want to hold you so hear me outI want to show you what love's all aboutDarlin tonightNow I've got you in my sightsCHORUSNow I've got you in my sightsWith these hungry eyesNow did I take you by surpriseI need you to seeThis love was meant to be
The Hunk
Hunks N Trunks & Babes N Bikinis Contest Info
Hunks/hotties
Attention Fubarians: Time for a different twist. With the Convoy, Sin Wagon, and all other Fubar rides going on, its time for some new billboards to be put up throughout Fubaria. I decided to fill these billboards with Fubar's Hotties and Hunks. Be careful of the new distractions along your journey. Have fun along the way!! Just R/F/A all members to be added to your very own billboard. Include Billboard Hottie/Hunk in your request, please. If you are have already R/F/A someone just leave a comment letting them know there is a new Billboard Hottie or Hunk. Private message me (Twisted Whispers) once you are done and I will add you. Want your own custom billboard like the ones in the slideshow? Well, its easy...I will have a folder of 65 small, easy to rate pics. Just rate the pics in the folder and private message me (Twisted Whispers) when you are done and send a link to the photo and the name you want on your billboard and I will make one for you. If you d
Hunni's Ramblings
Ok, i know this isn't my usual sorta blog, but quite honestly i don't have the energy to think at this moment lol! So here you have it, Hunni amuses herself.... FuBar Friends The people we meet here in FuBar Land all have their own various reasons for spending time here....some have young families & spend a lot of time at home, some are unemployed, some are here simply to meet people, and some seem to have reasons that are totally beyond me lol. The fact of the matter is we make friends here & get to know people... Well as much as they allow us to anyway. Some of them might have funny avatars, animals, appliances etc, but behind these pictures are people... I read a post on someone's page today which said "It's FuBar, not real life". Well this may be true, i wonder if that person realizes, that the people who come here are in fact "real" people. You might be reading this & thinking well of course i knew that, but do people sometimes forget? Do they get caught up in silly games o
Hunny Pots
98% of drivers say "OH SHIT" when they hit the ditch. The other 2% are from North Dakota, and they say "Hold my beer and watch this shit" Sex is like math u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray like hell u dont multiply = sex is awesome Never make a man a priority when he only makes you an option.
Hunnasuckle Readings
Cheyenne 1989-The Last Ride .On this page is the story of Lane's last ride, and his death, at Cheyenne Frontier Days, Cheyenne, Wyoming, on July 30, 1989. At the bottom of the page is what is known about the bull after Lane's death. Please understand that this was a very hard page to write. While the main purpose of this site is to remember Lane, and all the good things that happened in his life, I understand why people want to know as much as possible about what happened to him in Cheyenne.  I read accounts of that day that are inaccurate, such as: He was killed in Redding, Ca. (No)Red Rock killed Lane. (No) He was thrown from the bull. (No) He was trampled to death. (No) He did something wrong andthat caused his death. (No-No-No) ....and I think to myself that Lane deserves better. Lane deserves the truth. Here, I explain what happened that day in Cheyenne. I only wish someone could explain why.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hunnysweet
Sweeter than honey
Hunters
Two guys go into the woods hunting..One has a new rifle and new scope..he's looking around with his new scope and says, wow I can see your house from here. Uh oh and your wife is cheating on you..The other guy says well shoot her in the head and him in the balls, the hunter with the scope says thats easy, I can make that in one shot...
Huntin!!!!
I got me an Aiko Bear!
Hunters Of The Blood
Fan Cards We found the site to get the fan cards at.. low price too I'm happy to say. We have decided that only 500 cards will be sent out to the fans. What the cards will do: 1.you will be able to buy the merchandise at the same prices we are, 2. At signings, you will be escourted to the front of the line. (basically if someone else has been waiting for hours you get to the front of the line.) 3. Also we plan on starting a Halloween party every year in a different city. If you are one of the 500 card holders, You will not have to pay for a ticket, and you will be able to bring a guest. So in order to do this we will need your mailing address and email address. I understand if you are wary about giving out personal information, and that is your perogative. However, you will be mailing the information to me and me alone. No one else will see this. I can get you that in writing, with a notary signed if you want. Having this information will also let me and my staff (w
Hunting...
Not-So-Quiet Hunter's Son A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, “Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What's wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet!” The son answered: “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here, or take them with us?' Well, I just panicked!”
Hunting
This years shotgun season (revolver for me) produced the following for Nick and I: Burger: 86 packages (approx. 1 lb) Tenderized minute steaks: 18 packages (approx 3 per package) Untenderized steaks: 8 packages (1 per package) Chops: 19 packages (4 per package) Loin: 1 Roasts: 7 I still have a bunch left from last year so had to do some shuffling and plug another freezer in. Gave my neighbor 4 packages of burger and 4 packages of minute steaks today too lol I need to do more home cooking and eat more of this, that is all there is to it. And there is still a rifle season in Jan. we are thinking about doing, we'll have to see, but I've got a little more room and would like to get some sausage and sticks made. Was walking out(back to the truck) and luckily spotten one through the corner of the grove before it saw me... I wasn't sure at first if it was a deer, bush, stump or what...but I stood frozen. finally it relaxed enought to move its head/neck. Ok, now its on!!!
Huntingtons
I saw my dad today and it has been two years. My dad has Huntingtons disease. Since it was a family reunion I was happy to see everyone. But when i walked up I saw him in a wheel chair and looking 10 years older than what he should. I thought i could keep my composure and visit with him, but when i began to talk to him I didn't get much of response just a faint sound coming from him. In two years my father went from being able to talk and walk to being in a wheel chair and only able to make just a little noise. It killed me I had to walk away and I lost it. Now I sit here trying to remember the last time I got to have a conversation with him and I can't remember what it was. Don't ever let a day go by without telling someone that you love them and keep a good relationship if you can. I am loosing my dad to this dreadful disease, just like he lost his mother to it as well. There is no cure for it and it is hereditary.............. Not sure why I wrote this, just felt I needed
Hunting & Fishing
Well I didn't get a deer, but thats ok. I did get to see some awsome scenery though. I took a few pictures and posted them in fubar. It was cold (Duh), and I enjoyed it a lot. I did hear some wolves. I got to practice my elk calling some. I even tested out some of my new equipment. All-In-All: I had fun and got to see a new area of Wyoming. Most of which I've never seen before.
Hunter S Thompson
Febuary 16, 2005.... LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Renegade author Hunter S. Thompson lamented the onset of old age and his physical limits, then concluded, "Relax -- This won't hurt," in an apparent suicide note published on Thursday by Rolling Stone magazine, his literary springboard. The scrawled words -- perhaps the last he ever committed to paper -- were written on February 16, four days before the self-described "gonzo" journalist shot himself to death at his secluded home near Aspen, Colorado, the magazine said. Thompson was 67, and at the time friends and family said he had been in pain from hip replacement surgery, back surgery and a recently broken leg. Those close to him said Thompson had contemplated suicide for years. The content of the note was first revealed by Thompson's biographer and literary executor, Douglas Brinkley, in a Rolling Stone article recounting the August 20 memorial service in which Thompson's cremated remains were blasted out of a cannon. Brin
Hunting And Fishing
Some of you know me some of you don't but all I am am asking is that you take a look at this new site on hunting and fishing and give me your feedback and let me know what you think of it. http://167spo.tyndale.hostingrails.com/profile/ccwins Just give me your feedback on it if you can. There is no cost or anything it is new and we are trying to find out if people are going to like it or not???? Please send me back what you think of it.
Huntin Poems
'Twas the night before DeerHunting, when all through the camp, Not a creature was stirring, not evena bug on the lamp. The guns were all cleaned and put in theircases, Awaiting being loaded and fired at 100 paces. The hunterswere nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 10-point bucksdanced in their heads. And Dad in his long johns, and I in my baseballcap, Had settled our brains for a short winter's nap When out onthe trail there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what wasthe matter. As I hurried to the window to see what was going onthere, I saw an old green pickup truck with nine hunters in the backthere. With a fat little driver all dressed in orange from his head to histoe, I knew in an instant it must be Uncle Joe. More rapid thaneagles, the hunters they came, And he slammed on the brakes and calledthem by name. "Now Tom! Now John! Now Bill and Mike! ComeRick! Come Chuck! Come Zachary and Spike! Get in t
Hunter S Thompson Quotes
A word to the wise is infuriating. Hunter S. Thompson America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson Buy the ticket, take the ride. Hunter S. Thompson Call on God, but row away from the rocks. Hunter S. Thompson For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. Hunter S. Thompson Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. Hunter S. Thompson I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. Hunter S. Thompson I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanit
Hunted Spots
From http://www.carpenoctem.tv/haunt/hi/ If You Know any other spot -- Please Post them in a Comment on This Blog and Where it at and what kind of Hunting it is!!!   Oahu Aiea Aiea High School - located on Lalani St. The school was built over an ancient burial ground.  There have been reports of strange figures in the R Building area, and strange noises have also been reported all over campus. Hauula Pounder Beach - Kukuna Rd. It is said that the old foundation of a house, on top of the rock, is haunted by a woman that died trying to save her drowning child.  She walks aggressively trying to find her child.  She seems angry with anyone and everyone.  Late at night, the child's cry for his mother can be heard, as w
Hunter Braeton Aka Lil Man
Hunter_raiyne Needs Toasted!
Working on figuring this "happening" Place out. It sure looks like fun and dfinitely can get me in the mood! Haven't been on in a while. All is good. The wedding date is set for Jan 27!!! 2009
Hunter/prey
THEY ALL GO THERE, TO MEET IN PACKS FEEDING ON THOSE HELPLESS AND INNOCENT. THE HUNTER..QUIET, DRESSED IN BLACK, TALL,SEXY,SMELLS OF SEX AND STRENGTH. THE PREY...HELPLESS, PALE, SEXY, SMELLS OF WANTS, DESIRES, NEEDS. STARVES FOR PASSION, LUST, AND COMPLETE ECSTASY. HE WATCHES HER AS SHE IS UNAWARE OF HER SURROUNDINGS, SHE DOES NOT SEE HIM STALKING HER, PLANNING HIS ATTACK, WANTING TO DEVOURE HER FLESH. HE MUST HAVE HER! SHE NEEDS AND WANTS HIM!SHE DOESNT REALIZE THAT HE CAN QUENCH HER THIRST, HER WANTS. SHE SEES HIM STANDING AND WATCHING HER. HER HEART POUNDS, HER BREATHING IS HEAVY, SHE FEELS HER BODY GO LIMP, WANTING TO GIVE HERSELF TO HIM, SHE CAN SMELL HIM, SHE WANTS TO TASTE HIM, TOUCH HIM. BUT THATS TOO EASY... SHE WANTS A CHALLANGE AND HE WANTS THE CHASE!! SHE WANTS HIM TO TAKE HER, TO CONTROL HER BODY, TO MOLD HER TO HIS FORM... TO FEEL HIS STRONG ARMS, HANDS, TO PUSH HIM TO THE EDGE OF SAVAGE!
Hunter's Hunt
I had another rough night and woke up this morning tired, upset and ready to scream until the neighbors call the cops. I’m still pretty upset (lack of sleep and being away from the one you love can have that effect) but it is in these moments that I usually find a bit of clarity and inspiration. So I find myself asking a few common questions. What/Who is it you want most in your life? What/Who is it that you go to sleep and wake up thinking about? What/Who is it that is worth fighting for in your life? These are enough questions to ask but they are sometimes the most difficult to answer with any real certainty. Family is usually a good answer or even a specific career that would make you happy. I have my kids and I do write on the side (though I would love to make a living at it), so I look for something else. After a long search that I didn’t know I was making I have found love again. Or rather love has found me. It comes after years of trying to make things work at home and
Hunter
Hunter Current mood: excited Hey everyone how are we doing? Well I have gotten some real good news,as you all know Hunter has a few issues,other than who his parents are. lol As you all know Hunter is autistic with adhd and maybe just a couple more issues we are not sure whatever it is I am at my wits end with trying to guide this child thru a normal life it aint happining well we all know the Illinois Valley area sucks as far as pediaric anything so we searched and our search led us back home yep good ol Chicago we got a phone call from UIC and they just recieved several grants for the same things we are havin problems with Hunter and by chance we call and whoo hoo we got the call today that Hunter has been accepted! In two weeks we will be makin a trip to Chicago to make the initial appointment to do things like physicals and a whole battery of test both mental and physical and then take it from there I find this to be the best news so far to know there will finally be an end t
The Hunt
Hunter

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