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How To Get Rid Of A Crazy Bitch
How To Build A Sandcastle
With summer just around the corner, and millions of people heading off to the beaches, I thought it would be a good idea to teach you all the basics of sandcastle building The correct construction of a Sandcastle, is much more difficult than people realise. Which is why I thought it would be a good idea to share some of my vast knowledge with you all. I've put this rather complicated procedure into simple terms, and have included some of my own helpful tips, where appropriate.... So without futher ado, let us begin... Necessary Tools: One Plastic Bucket in the shape of a castle.. one Plastic Spade.. and a selection of Silly Flags. There are more tools that would also be helpful, but I will deal with those later in the lesson. Location: The best location for sandcastle building is called a, "Beach" - This is normally found on a, "coastline"... These places are easily identifiable as they are full of the main construction material called, "Sand" and have a l
How To Convert Blood
A simple method of converting blood from one group to another could spell the end of life-threatening shortages in hospitals. The discovery means muchneeded supplies of the O-negative blood type, which can be accepted by everyone, could be increased. Blood shortages, which can lead to longer hospital waiting times and even death, could be prevented by creating stockpiles of this type of blood. The breakthrough by an international team was unveiled by Prof Henrik Clausen, of Copenhagen university in Denmark. The team managed to remove the sugar molecules which attach themselves to red blood cells and make each group different from the others. Blood types A and B have different sugar molecules attached to them, which causes a reaction to the molecules they do not have, making A allergic to B and vice versa. Also, some blood has a protein which makes it rhesus positive. But all groups can receive blood from type O-negative, meaning it can be used if hospitals do not
How To Clean The Toilet.....lol
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate! and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog ===================================================================
How True Is This?
To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. ! To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value of a frien
How To Begin Each Day With A Positive Outlook
1. Open a new file in your computer. 2 Name it 'Hillary Rodham Clinton' 3. Send it to the trash. 4. Empty the trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Hillary Rodham Clinton?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better. PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi
How To Be A Top Blogger!
1.) Never and I mean never leave Cherrytap. Make it your WHOLE LIFE! 2.) Ignore everyone who loves you.Cherry tap is NOW your life. 3.) Go to all the top blogs comment then INVITE EVERYONE who has commented to be your friend. Never mind if you don't like them. 4.) Invite all your new friends to subscribe to your blog 5.) Go to thier blogs and comment. Every time they post one 6.) Always suck up. Say nice shit you don't mean a word of. 7.) Don't be yourself 8.) Start drama with someone who is not a popular blogger 9.) Watch as "they" get sucked in 10.) Always Post a bullentin about your blog. Have others do the same. 11.) And suck up to the popular ones to get them to PIMP ya! 10.)REPEAT And beg for comments. COMMENT HERE PEOPLE. COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! OH AND PLEASE BY ALL MEANS USE THIS BLOG AS IF IT WERE A CHAT ROOM!!! AND CHECK BACK HERE VERY 2 MINS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!
How To Woe Your Boy Friends?.simple Tips
YOUR HUG SHOULD BE VERY POWERFUL - LIKE THIS ROMANTIC GIFT FOR YOUR BOY FRIENDWeekend Getaway Whatever your guy’s interest, plan a romantic weekend to explore it together. Start your basket with tickets to one of his favorite sporting events, a fan convention or another fun function. Fill out the basket with gear to enhance the getaway. For example, if you plan to take him to the car races, outfit him with binoculars, earplugs and a padded stadium seat. Throw in an autobiography of a leading driver and your basket is good to go. If possible book into an inn or motel with an appropriate theme for total immersion. His appreciation for a weekend custom-tailored to his desires will spark maximum romance once the sun goes down. A loaf of bread, a bottle of wine and thou basket Give your lover all of the makings of a romantic picnic that can be enjoyed indoors or out. A bottle of good wine anchors the basket and ac
How To Read Wiccan/pagan Runes
Fehu -- -- wealth, luck, responsibility, creative energy; used to draw in energy for a given magickal operation, or as the moving force behind a working Uruz -- positive strength, determination, perseverance, courage, physical health, assertiveness; include in any healing Thurisaz -- protection, combating any action, curses (but be careful -- can backfire easily!) Ansuz -- can be used to gain knowledge of Odin, the gods, our own ancestors and ancestral heritage Raido -- ability to control, take initiatives, put things in order, be the boss, move or remove things, direct magickal energies where needed Kenaz -- kinship, learning, teaching, quest for knowledge and passing knowledge on; gaining occult knowledge from other planes; use for astral or shamanic travel; exposing what is hidden Gebo -- reconciles two opposed or complementary forces; use to bind or to give blessings or curses Wunjo -- realize true will, wishing; combines well with Raido (ability to cont
How The Red Bird Got His Color
How The Milky Way Came To Be
How To Forgive (wow)
One day a while back, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking In the woods. As he thought about his life this day, he knew many things Were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him back when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated him. He remembered family that had passed on. His mind turned to the illness he had that no one could cure. His very soul was filled with anger, resentment and frustration. Standing there this day, searching for answers he could not find, knowing all else had failed him, he knelt at the base of an old oak tree to seek the one he knew would always be there. And with tears in his eyes, he prayed: "Lord- You have done wonderful things for me in this life. You have told me to do many things for you, and I happily obeyed. Today, you have told me to forgive. I am sad, Lord, because I cannot. I don't know how. It is not fair Lord. I didn't deserve these wrongs that were done
How To Get A Refund
Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!! A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are yo
How To Tell If Your Feet Stink
How To Earn A Desk!
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of the classroom. The last period
How To Handle A Husband
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further her and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did y
How The Fk Do I?
How To Chat With Me
How Time Has Passed
So what good things do we have planned for the holidays coming up ?? Cannot belive I am facing 50 on thursday ... Don't know where a lot of the years have gone .. Know I don't feel like people say 50 should ...
How To Know Your Havin A Bad Day
Havin A bad day!!!!!! I woke this morning got up and these's no coffee or milk (good start) I get dressed go out to get my car and find that someone has tryed to break into my garage (dam) lots of damage to the door but car and motorcross bikes are ok. Go to shop to get coffee and fill car up with petrol and forgot to take cash with me (Doh)..Rest of morning passes off ok.. Then later go to take part in motorcross race, first race passes off with out any mager problems and make it to the final....In the final race starts and I whipe-out on first corner (arrgh) pick bike up (wrong move) get back into race only for to crash and burn on lap to breaking my leg (that sucks) taken to hospital put in plaster (again) then have to get someone to go pickup my bike and car from the track only to find out that someone has broken into my car and stolen my camra (F**K)so end a perfect day NOT....Hope everone has had a good day
How To Turn Someone Into A Budwieser Frog
How to Turn Someone Into A Budwieser Frog Throughout the years shamans have practised shapeshifting, the act of changing into an animal. Did they really change into an animal or did they appear to? Have you noticed that some people seem to have a certain animal energy? Some look and act like a cat when you look at and talk with them. Others remind you of a dog and still others remind you of a bear. Are they shapeshifting or do they think like that animal which they resemble? Do others see them as you do? In this spell to change someone into a frog I am not saying literally change them into a frog but change the way people look at them and how they look at themselves. Their dreams will be of wallowing in mud and eating bugs. To reverse the spell do a symbolic death of them as a frog and a rebirth as a human. SUPPLIES: 4 Blue candles (relates to water, the frogs home) Water incense (any) Frog (Don't worry, we won't be sacrificing it) Clear glass Beermug (for f
How To Comment Bomb!!!!!!!!
All comment bombing consists of is dropping comments on a picture more than 100 times...on the SAME picture.....this is for contests only....we are a bombing family so there for we comment bomb and if you are not willing to do that then dont waist the both of our time.....
How To Bank Pts During Happy Hour!
***Taken from a friends Bulletin!*** Rating stashes during Happy Hour is one of the fastest ways to gain points! Each Thumbs Up equals 2 points for you and 2 points for the owner of the stash! Below is a list of my friends with large stashes. Check out your own friends too! It's interesting to see what you do or do not have in common with your friends! Be sure and hit the small ones too! They rate out quickly and you can move on to another one! ~~MY HALO IS SLIPPING~~RATE/FAN/ADD~~ QUICK POINTS DOUBLE DURING HAPPY HOUR 4000 ITEMS IN MY STASH@ CherryTAP 4070+ Thedarkone@ CherryTAP 2730+ Lotta Metal videos in there :-) AUSSIE ASSASSIN@ CherryTAP 2600+ ¸¸.·*´¯`~Mystikal~´¯`*·.¸¸Mistress of Beggars and Lepers of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ CherryTAP 2320+ ~Neptunes Human~@ CherryTAP 1700 in stash - 2400 pix ~Tima~I.B.I.C.~DarkMoonFamily~@ CherryTAP 2130+ Pamela, Check out the LEGO stadium in Pamela's stash! 2090+ ~~Oklahoma Cherok
How The Internet Got Started
> Thought you would like this :o)> > In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of> > Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And> Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed,> she had been called  Amazon Dot Com.> > She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town> to town with thy goods when thou can trade without ever leaving thy> tent?"  And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle> bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"> > And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in> between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will> reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on> the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."> > > Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the> drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all> the goods he
How To Play Cee-lo (make Quick Cash In "da Hood"!)
Call me a hater. I DON'T GIVE A ****! Dig a hole and bury yourself. '09 is sneakin' up and it's not the time to hold back. NSFW all the losers with garbage game. Go learn some new *ish or masturbate for life. NSFW all the wankstaz who swear they're playas / pimps / hustlas: --- You're NOT a playa. Didn't you learn from Bill Bellamy, asshole? What the NSFW happened to that guy anyway? Have you seen him lately? --- The Bishop Magic Don Juan is a pimp. You're NOT. Take a look at him! GREEN FOR THE MONEY & GOLD FOR THE HONEYS!!! --- Hustla wanna be's. OMG, please stop. There's no real money in the "hustle" game any more, unless you're doing it big. That garbage NSFW you call haze ain't nuthin' but some backyard boogie. Besides, you get yourself an oz. and honestly believe you're going to run the city? Are you f*****' serious? We'll find out in the near future how many times you got arrested in a school zone for possessing a few nicks, dimes and $20 sacks you f*****' lo
How To Make The World A Better Place
Have I ever thought of this before Did I ever look behind the door Have I ever tried to understand Did I listen to the other hand Have I ever tried to see Parts of you that aren't a part of me Did I ever really want to know Or am I just drifting with the flow Lead me to the angle of your life Let me see from there Lead me to the angle and I'll try To see the world from there Why is it that I'm so full of hate Why am I so dumb, but so afraid Have I ever tried to understand Did I listen to the other hand Why am I so dumb Why am I so blind So narrow-minded Why am I so dumb Lead me to the angle of your life Let me see from there Lead me to the angle and I'll try To see the world from there You ask if I love you And I choke on my reply I'd rather hurt you honestly Than mislead you with a lie And who am I to judge you In what you say or do I'm only just beginning To see the real you And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have
How To Find Us
How To Spot A Raver Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten. Ravers know where all the best toy stores are. Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down. Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpoting track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home. Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers. Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party. Ravers hug EVERYONE. Ravers can DANCE. Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor. Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation. Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size. Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums. Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guit stories. Ravers always order water when they go out
How To Write An Action Scene
A Study in Action A study in the development of an action scene By André Parker This is a testament on how an action develops, from start to finish, from head to finished text. There is a brief explanation at the end. But I will let my words do most of the talking for me. I First Try This is the scene pretty much as it was in my head, with only minor changes as it was written out. Nestor and Foofer skulked amongst the back allies that lined the docks. The two slunk along, making there way to Voids warehouse and office. This was the place where the ship crews would muster and draw their supplies and equipment. As the approached the back door of the warehouse, a light burned, and the smell of hot food wafted in the air. A van dressed in mariners garb stepped out and tended to a small crock-pot on the fire. As he did so, he muttered an old nursery rhyme. The van cock danced along as he p
How To Link A Lounge To Your Bulletin
4-15-09JEFFERSON — His voice strong and his gaze unwavering, Adam Cook described Scott Doverspike’s final moments, as they were reportedly described to him by childhood friend and fellow prisoner, Jason Moore.Cook, a former Belmont Correctional Institution prisoner and state’s witness, said Moore confessed to killing their mutual friend by “throwing him off a bridge,” Cook told a jury Wednesday afternoon.Cook gave his account against Moore in Common Pleas Court in front of Judge Alfred Mackey.“We struck up a conversation, and, you know, the conversation turned to Scott,” Cook said. “I knew Scott since we were kids. I knew Jason since we were kids.”Cook said the prison yard conversation turned to the subject of murder.“(Moore) went into details of that night on the bridge and why he had done it,” Cook said. “He said Scott was defenseless, high and drunk.”Moore is charged in the death ofDoverspike, who was foun
How To Get My Attention!
To everyone i look forward to meeting new people as friends you can get a hold of me on myspace.com/LilKymQueenBee1, or i am also on face book under Kymberly ! thanks for checking me out and have a very hot and sexy day! Muah!!! This day is dragging on, and i am getting really annoyed because of my monsters! I am board and just want to go back to bed cause i have a headache! hmmm i wonder if sex would make that headache go away, it was a proven fact. sex cures headaches! I need a Vacation, something hit me and i can't control myself, is it hormones or what, cause these last couple of weeks i just have been "out of this world" Horny! And thats all i have been thinking about, how i want to jump my husband and just go all crazy on him!
How Texan Are Ya
You Are 88% Texas Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo!How Texas Are You?
How To Hide Your Ninja Lifestyle From Your Co-workers.
Recent negative portrayals in the American media have led to an unprecedented backlash in this country against your average, everyday, 9-to-5 ninja. As a result, many of us hardworking ninjas have been forced to go underground, hiding our heritage, our training and our very ways of life. If you find yourself in this position, here are a few helpful tips that will aid you in hiding the fact that you are a master of the black arts from your co-workers. Step One: Solve Problems With Your Mind Instead Of Your Nunchakus While nunchakus are a time-honoured tradition of dispute settlement among the ninja, their use is usually discouraged in the typical American office. The next time someone steals your stapler or eats your lunch from the office refrigerator, try saying a few friendly, but firm, words to them instead of smashing their skull with your nunchakus. Step Two: Try Using Office Items For Their Intended Purposes As you are well aware, one of the greatest skills of the ninja
How To Stay Married!
Too many people use the "L" word and dont mean it so I thought I would give my view on that 4 letter word I am learning to hate soooo much. I dont remember where I heard this saying but it pretty much tells me everything I need to know about loving someone and being In Love with someone. Being in love is not finding the person you can live the rest of your life with. It is finding the person you can't live the rest of your life without!
How To Make A Woman Happy
How To Make A Woman Happy... It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich
How The Phone Should Be Answered In America
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldie
How To Deal With An Office Jerk! ..lol
How to Deal With an Office Jerk by Robert M. Detman, Office life can have its ups and downs, but having to endure a jerk can make it miserable. Office jerks take on many forms, and thus require creative strategies for dealing with them. Handling Six Common Types The Loud Phone-Talker. "Obviously the first step is to pull them aside quietly and ask them to lower their voice when using the phone," says Julie Jansen, a career coach, consultant, and trainer. "If this doesn't stop them, you could dish out the same treatment and stand near their cube on your cell phone and talk loudly. Or you can hold up a sign that says, 'Please turn volume down.'" The Hang-Arounder. When confronting the co-worker who chronically lingers to chat when you are trying to make a deadline -- a subtle jerk, but a jerk nonetheless -- try standing up when they enter your office or cube. "The unspoken message of your body language will clearly tell him or her to keep it brief and head for the door," s
How To Score On Every Date And Be The Man
1 Find the bar / restaraunt / club / venue of your choice. 2 You need to know which of these venues your friends will be at 3 Call your local escort service 4 Spend your whole months salary on the best looking girl they have 5 Get your blowjob before you go out in case she fucks off later 6 Go to the venue were all your mates will be at 7 Boast about the bird on your arm and look well hard 8 As you have already had the blowjob then pretend that she means nothing to you and totally diss her infront of your mates looking harder than you did half hour before hand 9 Dump her and then chat some other bird up at the bar 10 find out next day that the escort has emptied your bank account in a way of a tip to herself, but being the dumb fucktard that you are. You smile to yourself as at least you got a blowjob!!!!
How To Keep A Woman
by robert cali 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. I
How To Get Backgrounds
does any body know how to get back grounds for cherry tap
How To Let Go
How to let go how do i let go. how do i close my heart. how do i end the dreams. how can you forget so easy. the nights looking up at the stars. the nights laying there talking. the love look in your eyes. the feeling of love we have. the souind of our hearts. comeing together to make one. how did you throw it away. forgetting all the good times. working out the bad times. throwing my heart away. like you never cared. forgethering are love altogether.
How To Drive In Florida
Just incase any of you "ex" Floridians have forgotten! You know you're from Florida when..... "Down South" means Key West. "Panhandling" means going to Pensacola. Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church. No, wait, flip flops are good for church too. Socks are only for bowling. Orange juice from concentrate makes you vomit. Tap water makes you vomit. Sweet tea can be served at any meal. An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip to Florida. You measure distance in minutes. You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five Minutes. All the local festivals are named after a fruit. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store,but Eve
How To Survive A Relationship
How-to Survive Being in a Relationship (for men) Congratulations you have gotten yourself into a relationship, but now you have to keep it going. I know this sounds easy, but it is pretty difficult to do without the right knowledge. To get things started, you need to know how to properly lie. Lying is the glue that keeps relationships going. To know when to lie is relatively easy, if she asks a question you can lie to her about the answer. The difficult part is to know when NOT to lie. This part is difficult as it requires thought ad emotion at the same time, which is a physically impossible task for men. The typical lie to say to a woman is that she looks great (even if she doesn’t) with a straight face. Your face can give away a lie anytime, so be like a poker player and bluff. While lying is good for a relationship, every once in a while you may feel like telling the truth by giving her a compliment. Compliments are the trap of honesty; women like to get them, but they also do
How To Comment Bomb
COMMENT BOMBING IS WHERE YOU LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS ON A CONTEST OR GIVEAWAY PICS WHEN A FAMILY MEMBER OR A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY NEEDS HELP TO WIN A CONTEST OR GET THEIR GIFT IN A GIVEAWAY.. IT CAN BE A BUNCH OF COMMENT PICS OR A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS COMMENTS LIKE THIS 3SEHFNG. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BULLITENS AND CHECK THE FAMILY BLOG EVERYDAY TO SEE WHERE WE NEED TO BE. IT WILL HAVE THE CURRENT DATE ON THE NAME OF THE BLOG. WELL THATS IT. LOOK FORWARD IN WORKING WITH YOU. For example hgyuj gtyujhg
How To End A Relationship
She told me we couldnt afford beer anymore and that i would have to quit Then I caught her spending $65 for makeup I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didnt She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me I told her that was what the beer was for I dont think shes comming back!
How To Drive In Phoenix
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle o
How To Comment Bomb For The Godfather Family
All comment bombing consists of is dropping comments on a picture more than 100 times...on the SAME picture.....this is for contests only....we are a bombing family so there for we comment bomb and if you are not willing to do that then u r not willing to be a part of the godfather family...i do understand some people have a life outstid of fubar so if u have family issues to deal with that is cool cause i have a family as well and they take priority over this website too..all i ask is for you to keep up on all of the blogs posted for the day and to comment on the blogs letting me know weather u are going to bomb right then and there or u r going to bomb later or even if u r out of comments for the day...or even if u cant do it at all...just let me know so i dont think u r blowing us off...and if u end up blowing all your comments on the contest let me know u r done on the contest via comment on the blog u got the link from...all links for the contests we r working on r posted in the b
How To Get A Profile Link
I need everyone to do this when they are placing someone on the home page to levelup. I need to have the HMTL code with the amount that is needed. Sometimes during Happy hours things get crazy and we are trying to get as many done as possible.I'm working from 2 names and this just makes it alot easier on me. I need the code all you do is click on link to profile and copy it and paste it on the homepage with the amount that is needed.
How To Make A Graphic
A lot of people think either I just snootch my graphics or I have no clue well here is a quick lil lesson on how a simple one is made. A lot of these tubes I tube myself or get thru PSP tube searches I really enjoy making Graphics The harder the challenge the more fun it is. The graphic was fun to make, and by personalizing them it adds a nice touch. So next time you see a graphic I hope you think about all the steps that go into making them. To al the people who enjoy my graphics A great big thank you and for those who are only out there to criticize my graphics I am sorry that my work is not up to your standards. The greatest thing out there is seeing my graphics being enjoyed. There are so many of my graphics being used as peoples main profile pic's I LOVE IT. Here is kind of a breakdown of how I make a graphic.....
How To Really Please A Woman
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How The West Was Really Won
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. "Sure will," replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?" "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw" "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man. "You bet it w
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How To Tick People Off
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How To Kill An Amrecian.....
To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they are free to w
How To Ask For A Raise!!
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How True Is This Song?
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How To Ride A Bicyle
Lean. There is no difference between your hands and the handles, your feet and the pedals are one. Lean further and the wind on your skin is your skin, the clouds are your skin, the grass and the trees in the park are your skin, and children fly kites inside you. Down a hill you go, and the childrens' eyes are your eyes. You watch as, down a hill, the tiniest speck cuts through you.
How To Treat Women
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How To Make A Woman Very Happy And It's True
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How To Shower.....
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How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"
How To End Your Fear Of Love...
I don't overuse my heart trying to look for the one I think I deserve... Instead, I should save the best part for the person who deserves me, someone who came when the time I didn't search... (",) A gentleman will try to seduce every girl except the one he loves, but a nice girl will not be seduced by anyone man except the man she loves... (",) Sometimes, we put too much passion on the biggest dreams and priorities in life that we fail to love the smallest things... We search so much for the right choices, for the right paths to walk through, for the right time and for the right reasons... But life isn't about searching for the things that can be found... It is about letting the unexpected happen and finding things you never searched for...
How To Get Something Made For You
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How To Catch A Kitty
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How To Fix Your Nsfw Pixs Back To Private
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How To Block Ur Profile From Downraters And Stalkers!
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How To Make Money With Dating
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How To Swear In All Languages
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How To Speak British Without Making An Arse Of Yourself
I was chatting up this lass. (British slang for flirting with a chick.) She was telling me how different her country's slang is from our American slang. For instance, at work, she had to make a phone call to a man. She tells her boss, "I'm sorry, but he's engaged." This lead to some confusion. "Engaged" just means that the man wasn't picking up the phone because he was on the other line. His phone line is engaged. Weird! Here are some other wacky British slang terms: * “To knock you up” means to wake you up by knocking on the door. * To "diddle" means to cheat someone. * A "fag" is a cigarette. * When the British are surprised or shocked they exclaim, "Blow me!" * "Slap and tickle" means having sex. * And courage is "a lotta bottle." From drinking alcohol from a bottle. * And to them a real jerk is called a "wanker." I can imagine a conversation at the front desk of a bed and breakfast in England: CLERK: Tomorrow morning, would you like me to kno
How To Make Her Happy
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How To Use Layouts
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How To Catch A Wild Pig
Subject: How to catch wild pigs How to catch wild pigs There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country, who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question: Do you know how to catch wild pigs? The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the fr
How To React
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How To Suck Cock Like A Pro
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How The Angel Ended Up On Top Of The Xmas Tree
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves do. Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two other ones had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the ski boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere. Totally frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the booze and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee cup and it broke into hundreds of pieces
How To Stay Young
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How To Treat A Woman...
The following paragraph was written by my dear friend Mirko 'baldaddy' Bell Well ladies, I have been thinking about this for a while and thought I would ask. What is it about a guy that catches your eye? What makes him attractive to you? What turns you on or off about him? What does a guy have to do to win your heart? Is it the little things he does, the way he looks at you, what he says or does? Please let me know and maybe if some guys look at this they may just get it and actually think before they open their mouths. As for myself, I think that actually listening to what you have to say and not just pretending to hear is a very important quality. A lot of guys will acknowledge you, but are they really listening or just appeasing you? Also respect, as my mom raised me she always instilled that in me and also threatened me if I didn't I'd answer to her....lol. So, please let me and all the other guys out there know what you think. I'm sure it will be an enormous benefit to them.
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How To Give A Cat A Pill
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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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How Tall Are You
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How To Install Love!!!
A call comes through on the customer service line. Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process? CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE w
How To For Women
How do women masturbate? Most women orgasm from stimulation of the clitoris. Many others can only orgasm from vaginal penetration or G-Spot stimulation. Remember, there is no wrong or right way to masturbate, everyone is different and we all respond differently. First, Relax as much as you can. Ensure your privacy; lock your door, turn off the phone, make sure you are alone. Find a comfortable position. Most women start out lying on their backs, legs bent and spread apart, with feet on the bed or floor. Remove some or all of your clothing; whatever feels right for you. 2. Explore your body. Run your hands along all parts of your body, lingering along areas that are more responsive to touch than others. Many women have very sensitive nipples and can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. Look at your genitals in a mirror if that is “your thing” -- if you feel shy about that -- that’s okay too. Caress the different parts to see what feels extra good to you. You'll know it when you
How To Tell How A Man Makes Love...
You can tell how a man makes love... A man and a woman were about to go into his house after the first date, and before he could open his door, the woman said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." The man says, "Well, give me some examples." The woman proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then the woman said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" The man proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
How The Grinch Smoked Christmas
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How To Send
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How To Stay Young
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How To Reach Me
How They Should Be Treated
Ok... My opinion on how Women should be treated; A Women is just about the Most Important.... hmm I ain't gonna call them things.... Beings. There. Women are just about the Most Important Beings that inhabit this Planet. They should be treated with the Utmost respect. Men think about it, Without Women, we wouldn't be here. True without us no one would really be here, but come on. They go through the Trouble of carrying your children. Don't you think that they at least deserve enough respect to not be broken by us being major Pain in the asses?? When you find that someone, or even just find someone that you fall in love with, it could just be me, but don't you think that they should be the first on any agenda. When I find that someone, on my To Do List the first thing would be; Tell her how much you care about her. That should be the first thing on ALL Men's Agenda. If a women is hurt, Take care of them. Keep watching this Blog, I will try to add on to it.
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How To Treat A Lady
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh
How To Become A Squirter
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How The Fight Started...
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road the driver slowly gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started. Lmao!! Tc n peace Boo hugz!!
How To Love Unconditionally!!!
How to Love Unconditionallyexcerpt from 'Friendship with God'by Neale Donald WalschHow can I love unconditionally and unlimitedly?The first step in being fully loving is that you must fully love your Self. If you believe that humans are by nature non-trustworthy and evil, you will create a society that supports that view, then enact laws, approve rules, adopt regulations, and impose restraints that are justified by it.If you believe that humans are by nature trustworthy and good, you will create an entirely different kind of society, in which laws, rules, regulations, and restraints are rarely required. The first society will be freedom limiting, the second, freedom giving.God is fully loving because God is fully free. To be fully free is to be fully joyful, because full freedom creates the space for every joyful experience. Freedom is the basic nature of God. It is also the basic nature of the human soul. The degree to which you are not fully free is the degree to which you are not f
How Things Have Changed
Looking at my family this Christmas Day with The karaoke machine being used (mainly by adults after their dinner and drinks!). The computer awaiting the first release of life for the day to connect us to the wonderful world of fubar and MSN for family across the world. I thought back to the good old days of huge family get togethers. Those family members travelling from different parts of the globe to join in with the festivities. Everyone waiting for the one important phone call from loved ones elsewhere that couldn't join us and the game of cards for the evening entertainment. Once it was just a telephone and card deck. Now it's computers and karaoke machines. My, how things have changed.
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How To Make A Woman Happy!
How to make a woman happy ........ It's really not difficult... To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 17. a psychologist 18. a pest exterminator 19. a psychiatrist 20. a healer 20. a good listener 22. an organizer 23. a good father 24. very clean 25. sympathetic 26. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49
How To Screen Capture
Screen captures are very cool and a great way commemorate your fubar moments.... you see your blast, the first time you see a friend scroll on top of the screen, or your arch-enemy says something embarrassing that you want to blackmail them with later, a screen capture is a quick and easy way to keep that moment forever.  ok so the first thing you need to do is find the key that says PRT SC. it will be located at the top of your keyboard, to the right of the numbers. If you are using a laptop, you may notice that the PRT SC is inside a box or perhaps even blue. If this is the case, you will need to find a second key that is also with that box or blue, as shown. In this case, you would press both buttons at the same time. ok, now the moment of truth! Press the PRT SC button (and the 2nd key simultaneously if needed). Now, you are saying to yourself... "self, nothing happened. misterfeet is full of shit!" Not so, my friend. What to do now is to open up paint shop. You may ha
How The Fuck
Its like this Iam fixing to drop some F bombs on that ass, you feel me...Anyway alright Iam a fucktard I guess Iam trying to make a back ground thing right? ok well I know Iam I cant figure out how to fucking do it Iam like what the fuck dude are you that fucking stupid you cant figure out how to fucking work a computer you fuck...K so anyone whom reads this if you know how to fucking help me out that would be greatly fucking appretiated, O and I fucking forgot I cant fucking spell thanks for fucking listning..And while you are thinking damn cat is putting in fuck alot I told your ass in the beging..Thanks for the help holla at your fucking boy..
How To Properly Use A Mouse.lol
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How To Be A Top Member
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
How To Get Added To My Family
OK - A lot of people are asking how to get added to my family. There are no guarantees but here are the ones that stand a chance. 1. Be original. I know I have a nice ass - that's not original. 2. Make me laugh Women like men who make them laugh. 3. Buy me lots of gifts. I'm shallow. Bigger the gift the better the chance. 4. Comment my pictures. Nice comments may result in an add. NSFW methods are detailed elsewhere in the blog - look for them. Based on the mums - make me an offer to see my NSFW pictures. Only one bidder can win. Open for a week. There is a reserve on this one :-) BTW Pictures are me naked and me doing the deed. Women are barred from the contest - you just need to ask. Please add your bids as a comment xxx Oh - if you're upto it send me a picture with you cumming on one of my pictures. Crude yes - but show me that you're serious and that may work. Anyone got the balls?
How To Get Red
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
How To Become Red From Sin
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w
How The Soldier's Girl Was Made.
One night a soldier looked up into the heavens and made a plea to God. "God I'm so alone down here. All I do is fight and face the deamons of the earth. Please send me someone" So God called forth his angels and asked them to help create a special girl for that soldier. "Boss give her strength!" cried Michael "So that she can bear the weight and pressure of having to watch her soldier pack up and go at a moments notice" God was pleased and added strength. "She must have patience!" called forth Gabriel "So that she can have the understanding of the stress of the job that is required of her man" God was pleased and added patience. Peter thought about it and said "let her be compassionate, so that she can sooth away the nightmares and horrors that the soldier will see" God was pleased and added compassion. Jesus went forth and said, "Dad give her faith, faith that her man loves her and that no matter what it takes he will get home to her" God was pleased and added fa
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How To Play Mah Jong
How To Play Mah Jiang (Written by Aussie Teacher) Mah Jaing (Mah Jong) is an age-old Chinese game that has been played by millions. Some play just for the fun and to ‘kill time’, while others take the game very serious and play to win or lose a lot of money. As a ‘western’ guy who is married to a Chinese woman and lives and works in china, I found I had to learn the games or else face countless hours, and some times days, of being left bored and alone while my family enjoyed a game. For that reason I felt compelled to try and write a basic English version of the Chinese rules so maybe you too can enjoy, or at least understand, the game. Not being an expert at the game, I will not go into great detail on some of the ‘finer points’ of the game as even I still am confused by some of it like when people double or else go out when someone else gets given a tile to make ‘4-of-a-kind’. I will try my best to give some understanding to that rule, but can’t guarantee it will be full
How To Treat Back Pain
Do you know when to use heat or cold therapy for an injury? If not, a recent review article by two University of Washington sports doctors, Matthew Karl, MD, and Stanley Herring, MD, can be your guide. Karl and Herring point out that the application of superficial heat to your body can improve the flexibility of your tendons and ligaments, reduce muscle spasms, alleviate pain, elevate blood flow, and boost metabolism. The mechanism by which heat relieves pain is not exactly known, although researchers believe that heat inactivates nerve fibres which can force muscles into irritating spasms, and that heat may induce the release of endorphins, powerful opiate-like chemicals which block pain transmission. Increased blood flow occurs in heated parts of the body because heat tends to relax the walls of blood vessels. That's one reason why sports doctors recommend that you steer clear of the practice of heating up already inflamed joints. Heat appears to be best for untightening muscles
How To Properly Crop Your Fubar Pictures
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How To Fuck Me
I'm your girl. Not your wife, and not yet your lover. But I'm yours, no matter what title or position you've given me or that the world sees. You've earned your way into my life by putting in the hours. When I talk, you really look like you're listening. And even better than that, you respond intelligently and can repeat back to me what I've just said. That elevates you very quickly in my book of respect. You astound and amaze me with what we have in common. Our interests, our quirks. What we don't agree on, you quietly accept with a smile. I love that. We can talk forever without arguing or feeling like we're spending crucial hours defending our principles and morals. I don't want to fight or debate with you, not all the time. I just want to get to know you, and give you the honest chance to get to know me. Check another one off for you because you're doing this part so well! You've wined and dined me. A few flowers here, a pretty shirt on your credit card over there, and dinner
How To Eat Pusssy
How To Eat Pussy...
HOW TO EAT PUSSY! 95% 0f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat par
How To Get A Man....lol
What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you look
How To Dance In The Rain
How To Dance In The Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, sin ce I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound . On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked
How The Apply
If you wish to apply to be a disciple of the Se7en Sins... send us a private message telling us about you... We are only taking 49 Disciples... So apply now... Each week apps will be held until Saturday where they will be decided on, approved and sorted into team what team you will be on...
How To Become One Of My Fubunnie
To become one of my FuBunnies, You need to complete the following: 1) Have NO affiliation with Club F.A.R. 2) Must Be A Female 3) Give Me Full Access Yo All Pictures 4) Send A Private Message To Me Saying Why You Want To Be One Of My FuBunnies. If Accepted, You Will Receive An Invitation Via Private Message. Thank You And Good Luck!!
How To Feel Safe When It Was Taken From You?
I went out Friday night with some friends of mine. I got bored and decided to go home. About 15 minutes after I got home my doorbell rang.I checked the peep hole and thought it was someone eles. "Bob" was at my door. I NEVER told Bob were I live. I answer the door and asked him why he was at my house. He said to kiss me goodnight. Bob and I do not have that kind of relationship. So I asked him how he knew where I lived. He point blank told me he followed me home. I was frozen,I couldnt move or talk at all. I coulnt grasp the fact he was standing in front of me. He left after he could tell this wasnt cool or I was in shock. Reguardless,the fucker left. After Bob left...I called my boyfriend to come home. I needed someone here with me is case Bob came back. My boyfriend was great. He held me as I just broke down and was telling him what had happened.He poured me a bath and got me a glass a wine. And held me in his arms all night. I don't feel safe coming home anymore. When I am ho
How True Is This
A Baby's Conversation With God A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God said, "Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you." The child further inquired, "but tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy." God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy." Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?" God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak." And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?" God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray." "Who will protect me?" God said, "Your angel will defend you
How Theese Antibiotics Are Treatin Me....but In A Song Form.......
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How To Tell Your Kids Its Time To Grow Up
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Im at the point in my life im not getting any younger im getting older and i have no clue where my life is going who i want to be who i am what i want to do where im going and most of all who i want to be with..... 5 years ago i picture myself in a different point in my life...... married long time boyfriend ..... maybe a kid......great job...i do know now that life isnt something that u can sometimes control... but here i am 25 in my run down apartment working a job where i use to love but am getting sick of and only making enough money to get by ....... so what now i ask myself where do i go what do i do... ive been thinking about going back to school but i dont know what i would do........ i went to college twice and didnt finish graphic design then from there i went to dental.... so all im doing is wasting peoples money my money and everyones time...... is it normal to feel this way at the age of 25 or am i starting to fall into a deep depression hole..... my friends all suc
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How To Give Her Amazing Oral
The sensations vary depending on the angle at which you approach the clitoris. Going in from the side gives lots of scope to stimulate the whole of the clitoris rather than focussing on the tip, which may be good if she's sensitive. Your chin will also rub against her mons in this position, which may add more pleasure. She may like lying on her back while you lie between her legs as this gives easy access to the clit and vagina. If she sits on your face, you can get your tongue deeper inside her – but don't ignore that clit. And you can even approach from behind, reaching her vagina from an entirely different angle while your fingers work their magic. Which leads nicely to… Take a different approach …use your hands Just because it's called oral sex, it doesn't mean you can only use your tongue and lips. Add a finger or too so that you can stimulate her G-spot while your tongue is on her clit. …and all your oral prowess Using the soft underside of your lips
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How To Be Popular...
“Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain, and the hardest thing to hold.” -Will Rogers Popular people… Never: 1. Show off their looks, talents, or possessions. 2. Allow others to get “fresh” with them. 3. Gossip or say spiteful things about others. 4. Tease or mock other people. POPULAR: adj. Widely liked or appreciated; liked by acquaintances; sought after for company. Popularity. We all want it. Why? Because being popular means being liked. Everyone wants to be liked. Sadly, however, not all of us are. What do popular people have in common that makes them all so popular? They all have: A friendly way about them. An eagerness to pitch in and help get the job done. An interest in everything that goes on at work in life. A look that's fresh and neat. These aren't traits popular people were born with. They've cultivated the characteristics that make them so popular… …and you can, too, by following the tips that I will gi
How To Get In Touch W/ Me
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How To Lose Cellulite
How To Lose Cellulite How to lose cellulite naturally. Articles about cellulite causes, treatments, cellulite creams, diet, herbs and supplements etc. How exercise can help lose cellulite.
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About Green Tea This is something that has been gaining popularity over the years. Though born in China, green tea has had all kinds of incarnations in different parts of the world. Made exclusively with the leaves of Camellia sinensis (haril chai), green tea is quite popular in the west. Science turned its focus on this recently and found that it is highly beneficial for health without having any side effects. And this accounts for people switching from the warmth of regular black to green tea. How does it vary from black tea? Tea in general is made from the leaves of Camellia sinensis. Predominantly, there are three types of tea -black, green and oolong depending on the way tea leaves are processed. And there is the not-so popular white tea too. Green tea is the least processed of all and thus retains the antioxidant, catechin polyphenols called epigallocatechin-3-gallate (EGCG) along with caffeine. This is the main ingredient responsible for the health benefits. Remember,
How To Buy Gas
LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA A California highway patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart-aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" how to buy gas: not a joke I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth fo
How To Make Love
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How To Make A Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping
How To Dance In The Rain
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well-healed so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.
How To Shower Like A Woman And Man
How to shower like a woman Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat. Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off.
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How To Take Care Of A Man's Dick
What a man wants and what will pleasure his %#&@$! to get him to blast a big load of cum. The following is one way to please a man the intimate act of fellatio. A woman must want to perform this for him, and not make it a chore. If you have an attitude like you have to do it, then just forget it, he will not enjoy the process and neither will you. It will take you much longer to get him to blow a load if you do this just to be doing it. What I'm going to teach you today is a combination of a blowjob and handjob all at the same time. Both work well by themselves, but doing these techniques at the same time will give you, and him, the most amount of pleasure far better than each of you thought you could ever be able to do. Get yourself and him in a comfortable position. With him completely naked and yourself at least topless. Have him sit in a chair, sitting on the edge and laying back a bit and you on your knees between his legs, this will allow you to get real close. You might wa
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How To Use The Simple Magic Of Mantrams To Command Your Superconscious Mind
"There is a slight difference between the words mantra and mantram. Both are taken from a Sanskrit word meaning instrument of thought. The difference is this: a mantram is a vocalized instrument of thought, while a mantra is silent." Whether you realize it or not, you create and shape your life with your thoughts. All things that become part of your physical reality are first created in the mind from the raw material called thought. Because it is an instrument of thought, a mantram is a tool which you can use to help shape your life as you wish it to be. Now, in order to use mantrams to your advantage, you need to first understand the mind and how it works. Nowadays, the term subconscious mind is one that's frequently heard but seldom understood. Instead of subconsciousness, the lamas use a word that could be translated as superconsciousness -- consciousness of a higher order. The job of the superconscious mind is to take thought, which is pure energy, and give it physical shape
How To Survive A Kick In The Family Jewels!
Kash munni$ wrote- So widow I got kicked in the nuts by a girl I was gaming, and I offended her in some mean way! Looks like her boots were made for more then walking huh? ok the situation deals with my x g/f! And she is angry at me for cheating on her with her sister. And she attempted to heighten my arosal in a whole new, and excruciatingly painful, way. now chasing her down is not an option at this point and i needed to take of my balls instead. so I wrote this (how to) for other men. based on my own personal experiences . #1. Check for both testes 1st. If one or both have taken a trip north, better see a healthcare professional, like, now! #2. If everythings in place, check for bleeding, you may want to see a docter if ur bleeding from anything more than an obvious scrape. #3. Apply ice as soon as possible. U should check in on the little ones frequently, just to make sure no major changes take place. Then use your newly acquired free time to rest, read, clea
How To Be A Pimp
There Are Five Main Principals Of Pimp-ology: Pimp-in Yo Clothes. Pimp-in Yo Ride. Pimp Game. Pimp-in Ho's. Pimp-in Ain't Easy. So come on homie... Step inside and let PC show you how to pull off this Pimp vibe. Pimp-in Yo Clothes: Step #1: If you gonna work the art... You gotta look the part! Drape up from the floor up and kill those tired-ass old kicks. Sport some gators for the true capers. As for your bottoms: Room is the key, cuz real pimps let it hang free. Make sure your shirts are pressed up and keep poppin those collars. Oh yeah... capes are the shit but don’t get it twisted... furs are the way to keep those Ho’s interested. Step #2: Hook up’s are the shit. Like your pimp stick... It’s a crucial hook up cuz chin checking and knuckling back are tools of the trade. So tilt your brim when you dealin in skin, cuz dome pieces let 'em know you paid. Then bling-bling-a-bling-a-bling cause no Ho can resist a platinum and diamond beveled ring. Step #3: Peep game
How To Love A Woman!!!
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How To Modify Your Car Cheaply To Run On Water
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How To Give A Cat A Pill.
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's thr
How To Have A Successful Hookup
By Britney.... I have had a threesome fantasy or two in my day—the two-guys-and-me kind, not that way overplayed other kind. I have boys-and-boozed it up just for sport, and/or to lift spirits that self-help books would've told me just needed some yoga or a lavender bath or special "me" time. I enjoy a good vibrator and great oral sex and hot guys wearing boxer briefs. I don't think any of this makes me very different from lots and lots of other women. But until recently, you wouldn't have known many of us existed—at least not if pop culture was your barometer. Even the coolest chicks on TV have, if anything, been too busy being, you know, Strong Female Characters—chatty single moms, super-spies, angsty students, neurotic lawyers, mega-bitches—to get too down and dirty. In movies, women's overt sexuality came with such lovely bonuses as gratuitous crotch shots and boiled bunnies. Music gave us our savior, Madonna—and then another 20 or so years of occasional tiny breakthroughs (A
How To Stay Young
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How To Find A Hot Date In 24 Hours
Use this sleep programming technique to find who to date. You must say the following OUT LOUD before you go to sleep: "I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHOM SHOULD I DATE?" Then go to sleep - you will get a description in a dream of the person to date, by tomorrow morning. Put a pen and paper next to your bed and write down your description. Try it, you have nothing to lose. Happy Dating.
How To Keep Gas Prices Down
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas . It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come
How To See Nsfw
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here i am, a 30 something, in consideration of joining the military. i have found one thing out along my journey, "i am not as young as i once was!"
How To Make Love
How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
How To Seduce Me
If you're reading this, I hope you're actually interested in doing it. However, it's much more likely you're just curious. And that's okay. You could also be reading it so you know what to avoid. Spoilsport! But I think we should get on with it. First, definitions. I define sex as "the giving and acceptance of pleasure." Orgasm doesn't really matter. What matters more is that both (or more) parties are all into giving and receiving pleasure. And yes, you must both give and receive in order for it to work. I do derive some pleasure from pleasuring others, but don't expect that to be the sum total of sex between us. The other definition you need to keep in mind is that I don't think of myself as homosexual. Oh I like guys (and I am one), but if you ever ask me what I am (and I'm feeling incredibly honest) I'll say I'm sensual rather than any form of sexual. The difference is how you approach sex. Most people (and definitely most guys) are sexual. All they really want is to plug it in
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How True
As I sit here and think.... i've come across a lot of people which have either made me stronger or more leary of other folks.... as most of you may know... i'm a caring generous person when I can. I may not always be able to show everyone the love they may deserve. I appreciate all my friends I do have on here. I have had some so called friends in the past that i thought I treated very well and at the same time have tried to be there for them when they are feeling down and out. HHMMMM wrong move... I got treated like crap and from some who i never ever thought would do that to me. I guess it's because I am too trusting.... maybe nieve who knows.... so if anyone feels that i'm not a good friend or i don't talk to you much... it's because maybe i've been taken advantage of by people who i truly cared about and I am holding my wall up. Remember that. Sometimes because of recent things that have been going on in my real life, I just sometimes don't feel like talking..... and I have that ri
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How To Move On...
Would you even notice if I was swept away in a raging flood of unrequited Love's tears Would you throw me a line? Would you even notice if I faded away losing those emotions that color the soul Would you fill me back in? Would you even notice if I didn't come in standing alone and cold in the pouring rain Would you let some sun in? Would you even notice if I no longer cared apathy filling the spaces where love once dwelled Would you long for it still? Would you even notice if I wasn't here an empty seat, a paper one line, "I will love you forever" Would you miss me then?
How To Directionally Control A Burnout
Okay, let's define what we're talking about here. Burnouts done on a motorcycle, no feet on the ground. I'm assuming you can already do a burnout, so we'll skip the basics of getting the front tire to stick to the road whilst the rear tire spins madly. We'll just cover the really good stuff-- how to directionally control that fishtailing bike you're on. First things first-- spinning the rear tire is what gives the back of the bike some lateral freedom. When it's not spinning at all, you can apply a large side load to the bike and there is no drift at all. But when the rear tire is spinning at some velocity relative to the road surface, any side loads the bike experiences will cause some amount of rear wheel drift. The faster the tire spins, the slicker the tire and road, and the larger the side load on the bike, the greater the drift velocity will be. So, what side loads (forces) are there on the bike? Gravity-- the rear always wants to drift downhill. Turni
How To Make A Woman Happy
How to keep a woman happy... Oh what a man must go through............. How to make a woman happy? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest (white lies oka
How To Really Love A Child
BEING A PARENT OF AN AUTISTIC CHILD I KNOW THE REASONING BEHIND BEHIND WORN OUT AND BEYOND FRUSTRATED LOL THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU HAVE NO PATIENCE AT ALL AND THAT BAD DAY FOR YOUR CHILD COMES MAKES IT SEEM AS IF ITS THE LONGEST DAY IN YOUR LIFE BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THAT SLIGHT SMILE AND GIGGLE FROM YOUR CHILD MAKES WAY AND ALL THE BADNESS OF THE DAY DISAPPEARS MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT.....SOMEONE GAVE ME THIS POEM AND I WANTED TO BLOG IT AND SHARE IT CAUSE IT TOUCHED MY HEART AND MADE ME REALIZE ALTHOUGH MY CHILD IS A SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD I NEED TO ALWAYS REMEMBER THE WORDS IN THIS POEM HERE AND KEEP STRIVING TO HELP THIS CHILD REACH OUT TO THE OTHERS IN THIS WORLD HOW TO REALLY LOVE A CHILD - ANONYMOUS BE THERE. SAY YES AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. LET THEM BANG ON POTS AND PANS. IF THEY'RE UNLOVABLE LOVE YOURSELF. REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO BE A CHILD. GO TO A MOVIE THEATRE IN YOUR PJ'S. READ BOOKS OUT LOUD WITH JOY. INVENT PLEASURE TOGETHER. REMEMBER HOW REALLY SMALL
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How To Apply
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How To Lose Friends & Alienate People - The Movie - Write.up
Watched, "How to lose friends & Alienate people" last night, when I was extremely tired and I could not take my eye off the movie. It's about a guy who works for a shady magazine co., who gets an opportunity of a lifetime? It was a great movie w/ some great actors, such as: Simon Pegg (Land of the dead & Grindhouse) Kirsten Dunst (Spider-Man, Wimbledon) Jeff Bridges (Iron Man, Seabiscuit) Genre - Comedy So says IMDN.com: In the competitor magazine's article on Sophie Maes that Sidney reads, the word "epitome" is spelled "epitomy." I'd give this movie a 4/5...u? - Cheers!
How To Treat A Woman
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
How To See All Pics
To get to see my NSFW , you must buy me a $20 Bling pack or vip renewal and i will add you to my family. it's as simple as that......but worth it :) I will add more pics, depnding on how generous you are!!!! Bea xoxox
How The End Looks...
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How To Know If You Have A 'frienemy'....
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How To Quit My Job
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How To Grip A Golf Club
The key to a good golf swing starts with knowing how to grip a golf club. There is no one right way to do it although there are some definite wrong ways to go about it. The important thing is to understand your own grip and how it affects your swing. Then you can make changes to fix any problems you are experiencing. Here we will tell you about some basic grip styles and also discus ways to make changes to fix common problems.There are three basic types of grip styles: baseball grip, overlapping grip, and interlocking grip. As I mentioned at the beginning of this article, there is no one right grip and in fact some people will use different grips with different clubs. The first, the baseball grip, is just like it sounds. Your two hands grip the club individually with each balled into a fist right next to each other. This is a very natural feeling way to hold a club and that is why many people start with it, especially if they do not have any lessons to start. The problem with the baseb
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How The Government Works
How Government Works;Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."  So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer. Then hired two people.Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Offic
How To Be A Mobster
Turf wars can only be initiated by boss or underboss. When turf war starts everybody hs 55 minutes to get as many wins against the turf we are at war with. The turf that has the most wins takes the enemies turf tax for the day! So check the "Turf Wars" tab to see if we are going to war with anybody and log on during that time to be part of the war. Remember the more people that participate, the more wins we get making it more likely to take the other teams turf tax! Happy Hunting! Casanova This is what your mobster should look like by lvl 150 WEAPONS 750 M2 Browning Machine Guns (Offense) 750 M134D Gatling Guns (Defense) ARMOR 750 Body Armor (Offense) 750 Reinforced Blast Shelters (Defense) VEHICLES 750 Armed Subs (Offense & Defense) or 750 Regular Subs (Offense) 750 Tanks (Defense) Do not get Apache Helicopters, upkeep is too high and just not worth the money! Until you get all your tanks, buy TUV's for your defense! Until you get all your Reinforced Blast Shelters, bu
How To Make Love Cake
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eye4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur lined mixing bowl1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight) 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do no lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
How To Shower Like A Woman/man
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note todo more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.Get in the shower.Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
How To Be An Alpha Sub
How to Be Alpha Submissive without Hardly Trying Just about every one I've been reading using the phrase "alpha submissive" uses it to mean the submissive at the top of a heap of other submissives. But alpha comes from within, not from without. If you are not in a poly relationship, you may still be alpha in your submissiveness.1. Speak your mind. Sing it. Gesture, use semaphore, write...but always express yourself coherently, completely, and cogently. Do not waffle, hedge, prevaricate, filibuster, or manipulate.2. Maintain yourself as an individual FIRST and a partner SECOND. That way, when you're between partners, or you choose not to be with anyone, you have no loss of self-identity. But then, if you can choose not to be with anyone, you may already be alpha.3. Don't form the habit (or break it if this post comes too late) of automatically wondering "what would my dominant think?" Know how YOU feel about a thing first, THEN consider him. And don't change your mind if yo
How To Love A Woman
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How To Make A Beautiful Life
Love yourself. MAKE PEACE with who you are and where you are at this moment in time.   Listen to your heart. if you can't hear what it's saying in this noisy world. MAKE TIME for yourself. Enjoy your own company. Let your mind wander among the stars.   Try. Take chances. MAKE MISTAKES. Life can be messy and confusing at times, but  it's also full of surprises. The next rock in your path might be a stepping-stone.   Be happy. When you don't have what you want, want what you have. MAKE DO. That's a well-kept secret of contentment.   There aren't any shortcuts to tomorrow. You have to MAKE YOUR OWN WAY. To know where your're going is only part of it. You need to know where you've been, too. and if you ever get lost, don't worry. The people who love you will find you. Count on it.   Life isn't days and years. it's  what you do with time and with all the goodness and grace that's inside you. MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE........ The kind of life you deserve.
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How To Make A Salute
How do I make a Salute?Take a photo of yourself with the following information clearly displayed in the photo.1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2. Your Member ID number, (which is located in the end of your URL address;http://fubar.com/user/2134220 )3. AND, the words: fubarThe following items will be accepted as a complimentary addition to your salute:You wearing a fubar t-shirt or you in front of your fubar homepage (not your profile page or any other fubar page) that is CLEARLY visible.Photoshopped or any “type” print will NOT be accepted. Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. 
How To Love
Love is both an action and a feeling. The action of love generates a blissful feeling called by the same name. When the action stops, the blissful feeling is replaced with pain. Every person is capable of great love (and its opposite, fear, which generates all painful emotions such as hate, greed and jealousy).While there are many different ways to define love and there are many different ways to love someone (or even yourself)Say it. When you say the words "I Love You", they should carry with them the desire to show someone that you love them, not what you simply want to feel. When you say it, make sure you really mean it and are willing to do anything for that special person.Empathize. Put yourself in someone else's shoes. Rather than impose your own expectations or attempt to control them, to understand how they feel, where they come from, and who they are. Realize how they could also love you back just as well.Love unconditionally. If you cannot love another person without attachin
How To Make Animate Pic As Default.
I have seen interesting animated pictures as default, and i was wondering if someone can help me with mine. i found my animated picture that i want on Photobucket...i have uploaded but it doesnt animate like some photos on here does. Can someone please help me? I'd appreciate it thanks- all who helps gets rated 11, become fans & what not :) thank you fubar neighbors! why do i keep going back to the person who doesnt like me the same. why do i try so hard to find the guy who will be the one for me. why am i searching for something that wont work. why do i keep trying to be with someone who shows no respect for me. most why do i keep going back to the person who doesnt like me the same. why do i try so hard to find the guy who will be the one for me. why am i searching for something that wont work. why do i keep trying to be with someone who shows no respect for me. most of all how come i end up with guys who use me/betray me. am i that weak to be used or not wanted? what's wrong wi
How To Tick People Off
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This is how to make it so that you can log in using the fubar homepage instead of facebook.   Step 1: Go to My then Settings. Step 2: Click the privacy and sharing tab then click remove next to facebook link. Step 3: Click the Logout button in fubar. Step 4: On the Fubar login page click forgot password since because you signed up through facebook you didnt have a password to login with. Step 5: Enter your email address that is tied into facebook when you created your fubar account with the facebook link and enter the bouncer code. Step 6: Go to your email and click the link to reset your password. Step 7: Enter your new password and click submit.
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You tube has changed there embed codes and members are haveing and issue  with loading the video to their profile. Here is what needs to be done to be able to load the video to your profile. 1. go to youtube and choose the video you would like to be on your profile 2. click on "Embed"   3. do not use the code that comes up when you click on embed 4. Scroll down a little and you will see 4 different boxes. 5. you will want to check the last box so you can post the video to your page.  the code will then revert back to the code to where you can post it onto your page. fuPal is a fubar feature that allows users to transfer their fuBucks or bling credits to other users. You may do this because one of your friends is broke and needs to pay their lounge fee, or because you want to help them bid for spotlight! Why you transfer them is up to you. Keep in mind however, that you will be charged a transaction fee of 20% of the amount you transfer. For example, if you transfer 100 f
How To Get Tunes In Lounges
If your missing the Windows Media player plugin so you can listen to tunes in lounges the steps are simple. Since Firefox and Chrome use the same plugins your in luck. 1. got here http://port25.technet.com/videos/downloads/wmpfirefoxplugin.exe  2. after you download and install the plugin simply restart your browser and return to the lounge and BANG BOON ZOOM you have tunes. Method 2 for windows users when you go into a lounge find the lounge player and right click on it then click Properties and the url to get tunes is there  it will say http:// with numbers, and place it in Itunes, Windows media player or Winamp but going to file then open url and place the url you got from the properties there. If your using a MAC or Linux when you go into a lounge find the lounge player and right click on it then click Properties and the url to get tunes is there it will say http:// with numbers and place it in Itunes or what every you use to listen to streaming. If your using Linux you may nee
How To Navigate Your Profile & Make The Most Of Your Fu Experience
There are two types of statuses that you can change. One is your relationship status. You can change this when you click on the "MY" tab above your Live Feed box. A drop down box will appear and you will select "Settings" from that menu. It will take you to your Settings page where you will click on the box marked "Relationship Status" and a drop box will appear. There are eight (8) statuses to choose from and they are:                                                          1. Private (this status is if you do not feel the need to tell everyone your business)                                                          2. Single                                                          3. In a Relationship                                                          4. Married
How To Kill A Rockstar
"I was only a childWhen I learned how to flyI wanted to touch the colours of the bleeding sunAnd then I fell from the skyYou never saw me againNot even when I returnedYou never noticed my broken heartOr how my wings were burnedBut if they tell you they saw meDo a swan dive off that bridgeRemember I was always more afraid to dieThan I ever was to live.And on the day I disappearYou'll all forget I was ever hereI'll float around from coast to coastAnd sing about how you made me a ghost..."
How To Add Pics To You Profile Using "http" Codes
To add pictures or comment pictures to you profile for all to see: Go to your Home page. Above were you see your name you will see "Edit" Then when that pages opens click on the "About Me " tab Then copy the Http code given from the picture you want to show on your profile for all to see Then Right click on the about me section, and hit paste to put the code you just copyed from the picture Remember to put in the Bouncer Check id code before hitting submit Check out your profile it will show up for all to see, you can put more then one code in the about me part Enjoy ~MamaKat
How To Treat A Lady
The kind of girl that calls you handsome, The kind of girl that will sit & watch sports, The kind of girl that wants to help you work on your car & doesn't care about getting dirty, The kind of girl that will cook for you The kind of girl that likes to go fishing, The kind of girl that doesn't care about your wallet, The kind of girl that stands by your side, The kind of girl that gives you a massage because you had a bad day, The kind of girl that will say go have fun with the guys, The kind of girl that is happy just being in your arms, The kind of girl that you can talk to because she doesn't judge you, The kind of girl that can say sure the guys can come over & she'll cook for everybody, The kind of girl that won't try to change you, The kind of girl that will respect you as a man, The kind of girl that will be faithful when you are not there... Not many guys appreciate a good woman anymore. Because of this, there are not many left out there. I bet almost 90%
How To Win Her
Step 1: Make her think – say something intelligent and unexpected that catches her attention. Step 2: Make her laugh – in such a way that the joy and humor glow from inside her very being. Step 3: Make her melt – talk to her as an equal; treat her like a partner as well as a lover. Step 4: Make her burn – touch her like she’s the only salvation you will ever need. Step 5: Love her without conditions; adore her because of her flaws – not in spite of them. Step 6: Spend the rest of your life making her glad she chose you.
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How To Join
Welcome to The Fubar Bitches All are welcome to join,  female ONLY AT THIS TIME. We are here to have fun, no drama or bs. We will have occasional contests or auctions in due time.   Females will be added as Bitches Males will be added as body guard (WHEN WE START TAKING THEM AGAIN)   You are not required to put our name in yours but we do ask that you add us to your top family or friends.   We ask that you leave love on the page and to your fellow members as often as real life allows. We are all here to help each other, if you are having a hard time leveling post what your needing in the feed maybe another bitch can help. We will rate back whomever rates us, so if u want rated then u need to be rating us. Be curteous.... If you would like to join it is simple. Fan and send an add request. Also private message with a link to the pic you would like to be in the photo album. If you dont send the link to your pic then we will assume you didnt read the blog and we will hound y
How To Get My Points
~HOW TO GET MY POINTS~ I do Altruize friends for the pupose of helping them level.  This means I come to your profile and click "Altruize for 12 hours" and the person begins recieving all of my accumulated points for the next 12 hours. Its nice/helpful if the person receiving my points sends a bling to run for themselves, i.e. an Auto 11, a Famplifier or a RockStar...otherwise the person wouldnt get as many points! Depending on the daily bonus a Rockstar ability bling has thus far proven to create the most points. I created this blog for anyone interested in getting my points since i am asked about my points on a regular basis, i figured a blog would be beneficial for anyone interested. When deciding what bling you want to have run while you recieve my points I always tell people if you are considering sending a Famplifier, you could just go purchase a 25 credit bling pack which is only $19.99 which saves you $5 when purchasing a Famplifier, and i would then just purchase the Fam
How To Become A Member Of Jlm
So you would like to harness your inner super hero? You have come to the right place.  We are a group of family/friends that help eachother level and have fun here on Fubar.  From time to time we will have events like member auctions, trivia nights, etc.  In order to become a JLM member: Message the JLM page and let us know what your superhero is.  From there the counsel may decide to ask you a few questions and then will approve your request.  You will need to add the JLM page as a top friend and place JLM in your name.  Please make sure you add members of JLM so when someone needs a little help leveling you can help, as they can help you too.  CB Superman is the owner.  If you have any questions please direct them to him, or you can message us here! JLM is back and better than ever....join us!
How To Let Go
I walked away, and locked the door. Broke down in tears, hit the floor. On my knees, making a plea. Please just once, listen to me. I’m trying so hard, it hurts too much. When is this pain, enough. Please take, all of these images away. Help me erase them, from my mind this day. I have to forget, this I know. Please give me the answers, on how to let go.
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How To Fubar
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How To Have Sex With A Woman
How to Have Sex With a Woman By John Alexander --------- As the author of a sex guide for men, I often get asked, “How do you have sex?” The guy asking it ranges from someone wanting to know how to have sex for the first time to the frustrated dude wanting to take it to a higher level and learn how to have great sex. Having bedded literally dozens of women, I have cracked the code on what makes good sex, and I’ve explained it thoroughly I hope. As a conclusion, I will sum up my Roadmap for Good Sex for you, nice and simply. Get it right, and you and your woman will have more sex and better sex… and she will adore you as the best lover she’s ever had. The Number One Rule: Don’t Try Be outcome independent and don’t even think about whether your woman comes or not. Every woman is capable of having an orgasm. But not every time she has sex. And not with every guy. But that doesn’t matter… women don’t need to orgasm t
How To Make Your Girl Feel Amazing
OK guys it is so simple to make your girl happy everyday. It doesn't cost any money and you don't have to take her out and plan an elabrate evening. All you have to do is simple things. Leave a note on her door saying hope you have a great day or just thinking about you. Just give her a hug and say i'm so happy you are in my life. Hold her hand when your walking or just watching a movie. I know some of you will view it as high scholl or childish but like I said it is the simple things that do it. I am a firm believer that if guys did things like this more often there would be alot of happy girls out there. And if the girl is really into you and sees you doing all of these little things she will thank you very much if you get my drift ;) One last tip keep it up. Don't do it for just a week keep it up you don't have to do it everyday but just do it whenever you think of it or every other week:) Trust me just try it and things will go great for you :)
How To Remove My Photos From Default Profile View
Change your photo albums ALL to FRIENDS ONLY (edit album... album options) Each photo showing when you view your profile has an X in the corner you can see by hovering... click the X to remove it If more photos from your Default album load, click those X's until you don't have anymore showing You can go back & open your albums to everyone after you close the page .. this will help for bombing by non-friends
How To Get Your Bar Tab To Show Your Likes/rates Again
If you clear your Bar Tab & afterwards it doesn't show what's been done to your profile, such as Rates & Likes, it can be fixed like this: clear your cache (Shift + Ctrl + Del) click the Trash can on the My Feed several times check to see if it started registering your Rates/Likes received by asking a friend to help
How To Cook A Turkey!
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY: First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whiskeys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! Enjoy :D
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How To Last Longer In Bed,how To Last Longer In Bed For Men
For years, men and doctors have been baffled by a sudden decline in male libido after a particular age. Did you know that most men start to experience a decline in testosterone levels as they near the age of thirty, when men leave their sexual peak that lasts from puberty well into the late 20s? Until not long ago doctors were unsure of this drop in sexual libido that left many men and their sexual partners wanting.   But newer studies and medical reports are surfacing that show that low levels of the key male hormone, androgen (testosterone), are causing a common sexual indisposition called andropause (male menopause), and by merely taking supplements or receiving testosterone therapy, one can remedy this male sexual dysfunction with an increase testosterone factor.   Webmd describes the need to check if you need to increase testosterone as associated directly to "male menopause”. They say that, “men when, around midlife, their testosterone levels drop below a certain
How To Pick Up Girls: The Power Of ‘yes’
How to Pick Up Girls: The Power of ‘Yes’ Everyone, male or female, feels an important need to be consistent in the things they say, do and feel. If we’re flaky and liable to change at the drop of a hat what we believe or have promised, we know that people are likely to judge and mistrust us. This commonly felt sense of importance regarding the need to be consistent within ourselves can be exploited when attempting to seduce a woman. One seduction technique that makes use of this concept is called ‘The Power of Yes’. Here’s a common scenario most men have experienced at some point or another in their lives. You find yourself talking to a girl, maybe you approached her and consciously started a conversion, or perhaps the chat began unplanned, naturally. Either way, you’re enjoying each other’s company. After a while, it dawns on you that you and the girl you’re talking to are going to have to go your separate ways pretty soon, which
How To Find Sponsors For Your Parties
How to Find Sponsors for Your Parties Corporate sponsorship for your events can save you tons of money, which will reduce your expenses and increase your personal income. Having a large company pay for most of your party expenses will allow you to throw larger and more extravagant events. Larger events means larger profits. But there are certain steps you must take in order to have even the slightest chance of landing a corporate sponsor for your party. The first step is finding the right sponsor. If you are still new to party promoting (2 years or less), you should be looking at local sponsors only. Big national corporate sponsors are best left to promoters who have had more experience, and already know their way around sponsorship proposals. But if you want to try to solicit the big players, like major liquor companies, these same rules apply to them as well. But don’t worry; there are plenty of local businesses that may be willing to sponsor your events. Some local businesse
How To Make Money With A Blog
Many people who write blogs today simply want to share their opinion on something. But then there are the business-minded folks, who have found a way to use blogs, or Web logs, to bring in a little extra cash too. This is likely the most common means of leveraging a blog to generate income. Affiliate programs enable your blog to serve as a conduit between readers and online sites offering various goods and services. One popular choice is Amazon.com. If, for instanceNor does any marketing material inserted in blog content have to be limited to bringing in completely new business. By using a blog to regularly communicate with existing clients as well as other readers   It's really that simple. http://lifetalk24.blogspot.com click here How to make money with a blog Many people who write blogs today simply want to share their opinion on something. But then there are the business-minded folks, who have found a way to use blogs, or Web logs, to bring in a little extra cash too. This is l
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So, did you ever wonder how things would be if you ...to yourself... were a stranger. You live life by rules, Ethics, Morals! Ever miss just being yourself? What happens if you could see yourself in a totally different situation? How would you handle your current situation? But anyways... Heres some quotes and different standards than what most of us are used to! Gotta love the internet! “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”¯ Marilyn Monroe... Is there something new to this saying, that hasn't been true for many years now? “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”¯ Albert Einstein “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”¯ Oscar Wilde “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goe
How To Register A Website
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How To Register A Domain?
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How To Kill Fire Ants
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How To Control Termites
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How To Get Rid Of Rodents
How To Get Rid Of Termites
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How To Chase Fuponies 101
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How To Live Life To The Fullest
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How To Build A Website
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How To Make A Website
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How To Tell If A Fubarian Is A Social Shithead
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How The Vampires Do It
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How To Catch An Internet Liar
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How To Make Laundry Soap
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How To Make Fabric Softener
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How To Make Your Very Own Facebook Game
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How To Use Keyboard Only For Symbols
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How U Make Me Feel
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How Would I Kiss You?
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How Well Do You Think You Know Me?
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How Would You Want To Be Loved
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This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your CherryTap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours.=) Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?" Create your own friendquiz here
How We Amuse Ourselves
Don't read this! Because this, quite frankly, is probably about you. If you know me and what I do, then you will understand this a little better but will still probably be offended. The ones that don't know me will definitely think I'm a conceited asshole. I needed to write this fucking thing out, so blow me. You don't have to read it. Part of the problem with excellence - working harder and being better - is that often you cannot identify with people who have not. Now I'm not necessarily talking about poor people. In fact, many rich people out there fell ass backwards into their comfort - "old money", models and some athletes - are the EXACT people I'm talking about. They didn't earn any of it. Some pretty face was the result of a cosmic dice roll. Enough people screw and eventually you'll get a hot result. Same thing with many athletes. Genes and Gatorade got them where they are. They didn't DO anything to get what they get, just show up and give someone your d
How Wet Can It Get
Text, Chat, Email and phone calls are fun but there is no substitute for the real thing. Its been a long time since we last met. I think we have both been a little excited to do this again. This time there is no need to meet in the bar. Just get to my room. I text you the number and pour myself a glass of wine. Lay on the bed and wait. When you come in you throw your jacket on the chair, kick off your shoes and jump ontop of me. Nicciiiiiii. Don't talk just kiss me. the hunger is still there. The passion. Kiss me harder. I can feel you are harder in your jeans. Clothes start coming off, we are naked in record time. You sit back to look. Now Nicci, you say, just enjoy this. I prop myself up on the pillow behind me. Grab a glass of wine and take a sip. Pour just a little near my navel and let it run down the crack of my thigh. You lick it up and dive in. SO wet. I am already half way there. You take my clit in your mouth, gently pulling on my pi
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How Will You Be Defined In The Dictionary
Jackie -- [adjective]:Sexually stunning 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Dedicated to the Brave Soldiers and Veterans By: Norma W. Beaird, Copyright 2004 Each time I see a waving flag, my eyes see so much more, The ones who died to save us from an evil at our door. The Army and the Navy, the Air Force and Marines, Have paid the price so I am free to live and see my dreams. The Army Reserve and Coast Guard, always at the country's call, To serve, protect and help us as they daily give their all. And though this country still is young; we're strong and we have power, Because of those who sacrifice, who'll go at any hour. I call you friend, my soldier, for someone who'd give their life, Is more than just a friend to me, for you were there to fight. And fight you have for freedom and the rights we hold so dear , You fought so we can live in peace and not live life in fear. I know there's nothing I can do that can and will repa
How Would U
tell me how u would suck me off? how would u fuck me? where would u fuck me? tell me all the dirty thing u would do or want to do?
How Will You Die
How Well Do U Know Me?
As many people know being a girl is at times very easy and others a pain in the ass. I won't get deep into these issues as one they make for boring writing and if a guy reads this he's probably not going to appreciate it. But sometimes, ok let face it most times, girls do things that are otherwise not in the specific persons nature, and that is what i call "girl brain". You see most times a normal girl is just that NORMAL, but there are times when certain parts of our brain, known as the "Girl Brain", that likes to come out and rear it's prissy, dumb head at the world, asking such questions as: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "Why don't you love me?" "Do you think she's prettier than i am?" Now please guys i begging you in a normal girl this will happen very rarely, but when it does please know that we DON'T want it to happen. As a matter of fact our normal, rational brain is sitting there going, "Please shut up! Please just stop speaking! You are making an ass out of us." So
How Will I Die
You'll die from a Drug or Alcohol accident. Let's face it - when you get drunk/high you lose all control and do stupid stuff. Unfortunately in your case those propaganda anti-escapism commercials prove true. 'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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How Weir Are You
You Are 70% Weird You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
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How Would You Like To Work For Me
please come along to the hideout and be there for myself and dani love you all slim Hi i am looking for someone to run my night till i get my head sorted out so if you are intrested please get back to me asap or i will have to shut it down for good.slim I AM LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO WOR FOR ME AT THE SLIMS NIGHT CLUB SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED THEN COME AND C ME
How Women React
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How Was Your Day
How Well Do You Know Me?
Create your own Friend Quiz here Come one come all and show Prince Jesse some love. He is in A Contest and Needs our Help so come and lets see those Comment Bombs. Here is the link!!
How We Grew Up!
Those were the days my friends, we thought they'd never end...etc. Those Born 1930-1979 TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four fr
How Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
How Was Someone Referred Two Me When I Didnt Invite Them
im getting questioned by some ones mother about acidzero i didnt invite this contact acidzero join date: Jul, 09 2007 how could something like this happen Rh0nda is the mom complaining about this matter gorilla monster@ fubar
How We Roll
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS:will call someone to come pick you up when your drunk NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS:will drag your dumb drunk ass around till your grandma picks you up :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. NORTH
How Would You Handle This"
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/ smart/funny/ sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and neve
How Was Your Day
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How Was Your Day
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How We Stumble
The great Roman orator Cicero (106-43 B.C.) offered these "Six Mistakes of Man" - six habits of thinking that keep us a prisoner of ever-shrinking patterns. Who doesn’t share some of these? Find out what mistakes you share, and without self-blame and judgment, gently fix them and move into a life of more meaning and love. 1. The illusion of personal gain. To begin with, the seesaw thinking that elevates personal gain as a result of crushing others betrays the infinite sense of things. It presumes that life and its resources are finite, that there isn’t enough to go around, and therefore we can only secure our piece of the pie at the expense of others. 2. The tendency to worry. When we tend to worry about things beyond our control, which is common, we are struggling with the lack of faith in the stream of life. This can lead us to a negative self-centeredness that adheres to a false sense of responsibility for everything. 3. Insisting that things are impossible. Because we c
How We Do It In The Midwest....(thanks Drill )
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when East Coasters and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of informal ion guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road'. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your car. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for...bait. 5. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 6. If that c
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How Was I Born Daddy?
A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You've got male.....
How Well U Know Mwah
well comment ur merories if u have any with me or with anyone elseeee i love to know and funni things and other things xx_etta_xx mwah!!! well i know mee loads its how well u know me lol
How Well Do You Know Me?
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) where do i work: (2 Points) When is the last time we hung out: (3 Points) what am i afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke: (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many? (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Points) How many piercings do i have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do i have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) whats my favorite color: (3 Points) name something i hate: (4 Points) name a talent i have: (4 Points) whats my phone number: (4 Points) what kind of sneakers do i wear: (4 Points) do i have any pets: (2 Points) Who am i dating/liking right now: (5 Points) how long have i been
How Well Do You Know Me...or Do You Know Me At All?
ONE}Who was your last text from? [TWO] Where was your default pic taken? [THREE] What's your middle name? [FOUR] Your current relationship status? [FIVE] Does your crush like you back? [SIX] What is your current mood? [SEVEN] what is your dads name? [EIGHT] What color shirt are you wearing? [NINE] Would you kiss the last person you kissed? [TEN] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? [ELEVEN] Have a crazy side [TWELVE] Ever had a near death experience? [THIRTEEN] Something you do a lot? [FOURTEEN] Angry at anyone? [FIFTEEN] Do you wanna see somebody right now? [SEVENTEEN] When was the last time you cried? [EIGHTEEN] Who would you do anything for? [NINETEEN] Who is your hero [TWENTY] Know anyone who has cancer? [TWENTY-THREE] Where is your ex? [TWENTY-FOUR] Would you ever take them back? [TWENTY-FIVE] Do you still watch kiddy movie
How Was Your Day?
We are friends from far away. When we talk we always have something to say. Our lives so different yet the same. Every night we play the game. We talk of families and about our day. I always wonder if there's more to say. Could it have been different for you and I? Or was fate decided before we could have tried? For now we play our parts, that's all that's left; Never knowing if our hearts would have met. Two people from far away, always asking, "How was your day?".
How Would You Rate Me?
SEND TO EVERYBODY! SEE WHAT THEY RATE YOU! 1=asshole 2=bitch 3=brat 4=hoe 5=fun 6=cute 7=sexy 8=funny 9=my baby 10= id hit it... Ok everybody, I entered my very first contest. Please help me out to win this sucker please. The contest begins at 6pm est and ends at 10pm. Most comments and rates wins. I'm counting on you!
How Would You Feel?
How would you feel if you had a girl who tells all of your dirt online and her friends constantly bitch at you for doing things when it isnt even there business? dont get me wrong i dont like drama and i dont like fighting but what relationship is perfect? im not perfect so here is what i have to say to you, you know who you are if you feel like you said you do, go right ahead leave find a more local girl im not playing the stupid online drama game with you!
How Was Dinner?
how was dinner?
How Was I Born
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You have male....
How Would You Take It If While Kissing Your "friend" Did Something
How Will It End????
About half way through the song Joey tightened his arms around me and pulled me closer to him. I instinctively lay my head against his shoulder. As I did this he made light strokes up and down my back, moving his hands in the rhythm of the music. When the song ended I backed away and started to walk off the dance floor. He stopped me as the band started to play another slow one. His expression was asking for one more. I turned back to him and smiled. He smiled back and his smile stopped me dead in my tracks. Before I could move he stepped up to me and quickly put his arms around me. As he did, he pulled me tight against him. He never took his eyes off me, but I couldn’t return his stare. He leaned down to my ear and asked, “What’s wrong Princess? Don’t you like me anymore? You were hot for me the other night when I fucked the shit out of you. And when you came on my face you tasted so sweet. I thought we would have us another little rendezvous the other day when I stop
How We Feel In Love
Free Glitter Text Maker Comments & Layouts (Mandy) I was browsing on hear which I do not normally do and came across Charles. He was cute silly but cute. I sent him a friend request. The next day Charles excepted my request. Later that night I seen a bulletin from Charles that said "I'm for sale" I opened it, it said if you are the first one to reply to this with an "I own you" you will own this person. I thought it was silly but decided what the heck and replied. A few minutes past and I got an Email from Charles that said " now that you own me what are you going to do with me". We chatted for the next few days into the night I'm not sure we ever sleep. We talked about anything and everything. We loved the same thing and made each other laugh so much our stomachs hurt. we could not wait to talk to each other. We would rushed home to talk to each other every night. We exchanged cell numbers and talk all night long if we where not on the computer we where on the phone during
How Would You Feel??
Never let someone become a priority in your life, when you are just an option in theirs!! If you were in a situation were someone wanted to be around you only if knowone knew about it, what would you do....... Would you turn a blind eye and just deal with it because you like the person. Try and pretend that it doesn't bother you. Try to turn your emotions off and just go with the flow. How long can you go on that way though. How long can you let yourself be treated that way. When you know down deep that you deserve so much better. Always confused........... Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I scare easy when people sneek up on me. 2. I can't s
How Well Do U Know Me??
How much pets do i hae?? 4 7 8 or mabye none wot colour do i lyk best?? baby pink baby blue sliver green do i love ma family?? yeah nit nope nae sure mabyye ? wot is ma fav tv show??? horrid henry emmardale traybeaker JeremyKyle show
How Will You Die?
Take the quiz below. Here's mine. Yikes! I just wish I knew when, so I can be prepared. Grr! How will I die? Your Result: You will die from a terminal illness. My apologies. In the future, there will be more effective medication to help absolve the pain and discomfort. Do not fear pain or hospitals. To endure illness is divine and will reap many rewards in the next life.You will die in your sleep. You will die in a car accident. You will die in a nuclear holocaust. You will die while saving someone's life. You will die while having sex. You will be murdered.
How Would You Get Your Freak On?
I would like to pose a question,not that anyone will probably answer it.That is something I have noticed,it is like some are afraid to say it out loud or something.I on the other hand really don't give a fuck what others think of me. In other words do not judge or thoughest will be judged. I am opposing the question of how do you like to get your freak on.(Have sex,make love,fuck etc:) Is there something you have always wanted to experiment but was shy or embarassed to do so? Are you a little on the kinky side secretly? To get it started I will answer first. I am the type of person that can make love to a person,but I have a bad side to.In other words I am a little kinky,well alot. I like it hard,being told to do what pleases him.I like to know what makes them feel good and focus on that.I like to be spanked at the right moment when it feels the best.(The heat of the moment you know when your ready to cum).I also think it is exciting to be tied up and let him take advantage

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