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As You Can See Im Roadkill
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play ? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR

Christmas
MakeText: Glitter Graphics MakerTop Comment Graphics Just wanted to send out a blog to wish everyone of my friends a HAPPY NEW YEAR! I have been trying to post comments to everyones page but it's hard to get everyone. Just want you all to know that I love the comments and really enjoy the friendships I have made on here. Cherry tap was so addicting to me in 2006 and I am sure it will be the same in 2007. Love ya, Persha a href="http://www.hypemyspace.com/">MakeText: Glitter Graphics MakerTop Comment Graphics Okay i put the christmas tree on my profile so either leave me a gift there or here... i know i am rude...begging for gift..LOL Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys

Anyone Know? Lol
Why do some people make u mad & then try to talk 2 u later on? Don't u think the person should give u some time 2 cool down? How about them tryin to apologize, is it true that u get more bees w/honey? (if that's the old sayin, lol) any opinions? comments?

Military Boys And Gals!!!!
To all the men and women overseas serving our country... I want to wish you the happiest holidays that you can have in your sitation and hope the very best for you as well as a swift return home. thanks for serving our country! DeAna

If You Don't Like It That's Your Problem!
Ok here it is, the truth about me. For the past five months I have been dating a tran-girl. We've done so much together in that short time and i laugh a bit because without her I would have never known what it is to truely have fun and be happy. Many people do not believe we should be together because of the fact that she is different. But to be completely honest, I really love her! To me she is so beautiful inside as well as out. So to those of you that can not understand that.....that's your problem. No matter what others may think or say about us, I don't care. It's my life, let me live it. If you have to keep things from me no matter how unimportant them may seem then where should the roots of my trust start to grow? I have scars so deep to never fade. dont add to them. what great friends i have that can't even vote for my daughter in a simple contest. im so disappointed in you.

Love
deleting this...thanks everyone...cya Ok...i wanna put pics of of people on here that i talk to on a daily basis...if i can put one up of you let me know and send me a message....i dont just wanna take some and put them up without permission..please let me know if i can...ty Im cleaning out my list....nice knowing some of you.....but those of you that know your gonna stay dont worry about sending me anything...

Horoscopes
Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22 Do the work and put past misunderstandings behind you. You have so much to explore. There's a real future in this if you're willing to get past the pettiness and embark on the grand adventure that awaits you.

Random Thoughts Of A Crazy Person
1. People that say on their pics and such..."Oh, I'm so beautiful...I'm so hot"...and stuff like that. Ummm...first of all...no you aren't. If you were, the rest of the world would tell you. You wouldn't need to toot your own little horn. So stop it. It just makes you look dumb and desperate. 2. The internet is a joke. If you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass all day and look at CT or MS or any other sites of that nature, then you seriously need to get a life! Nobody cares about you and they never will. The computer is not your friend, it is a piece of equipment. Go out and make real friends. Do something that requires getting off your ever expanding ass once in a while. 3. Why do people feel the need to rate every single person a ten? For one, you can't be retaliated against, because it doesn't tell you who did it. Second, who the hell cares if someone didn't like your pic or your opionion on your page? That is why it is your page. If you like it, then they can kiss

To Serena
Looking deep into your eyes No better place to hide When i'm scared and i'm weak You can help me before i bleed You can help me forget the pain That i feel deep inside Let me shed these tears Let me just be with you You're my saviour You are my angel My blood runs in you Your blood runs in my veins I love this kind of immortal love I think it's what unites This is all i believe You're the one i trust I believe in our love And i always will Snow has covered her grave And flowers have withered away Could wind cries in the trees Frozen tears mark my grief The flickering weak candlelight Shatters the dead of the night I bury my face into my hand I try to speak but I cant With a breeze arrives a sparrow Lands on her gravestone I raise my head and realize I am no longer alone Haven of shadows in the garden of stones Cold wind blows out the flame And darkness surrounds me again The sparrow starts silently singing A song only she and I know I shed

C1ty's Tidbits
Remind me God..... When I am lonely and Perhaps I feel despair, Let not my ailing heart forget That YOU hear every prayer... Remind me that no matter what I do or fail to do, There still is hope for as long as I have FAITH in YOU... Let not my eyes be blinded by Some folly I commit, But help me to regret my wrong And make amends for it. Inspire me to put my fears Upon a hidden shelf, And in the future try not to Feel sorry for myself. Give me the restful sleep I need Before another dawn, And bless me in the morning with THE COURAGE TO GO ON. 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In Th

My First Mumm
i posted my first mumm about an hour ago. the response has been fantastic. for those that didnt see it, it was about my search for my knight in shinning armor, or my devilish demon in darkness. i want to thank all those that commented and voted, and i invite everyone to add me as a fan, maybe also as a friend. im on here because i am lonely, and i am looking for companionship and friendship.

Birthday!
My Birthday was awesome! I went over to my aunts. We had a lil party that lasted all day long! We got hellllla drunk. Went topless in the hottub. Had some of my friends come over with us.. (guys too) =P... HAD MYSELF A HELL OF A NIGHT! I really don\'t remember the night part. All I know is I woke up at my freidns house in her brothers room!... Freakie.. = ... But it was fun! it turns out he likes me =D But nothing will happen EVER between us. AND no we did not do anything lol. but he made me breakfast in bed. it was the sweeteast thing ever. God some guys can be great ahaha. but no nothing happen! GOD. SHUT UP ALREADY! AHAHA Just kidding. Love ya all. There\'s more. If you want to know ask me =D. [.Courtney.]

01.
Well as most of you have already guess i have had a name change recently but i want to get this off my chest first off i am still with brian. Second off i am and will always be lady phoenix.... Brian and i are doin well and to my knowledge we are both happy, so for all you little girls up on brian you gotta go threw me first. BRIAN DEL AND RAVEN ALWAYS AND FOREVER ... a family sticks together.... mother father and child you know stupid people are funny.... first off let me put that the only person in this whole thing i care about is brian because hes my world and if you think im getting mad im not and most of it i was laughing way fucking hard. but its all good the person(s) may of tried and hurt me but it didnt work.... sorry for you luck..... Kandace (10/19/2007 12:21:50 AM): hey please lose my number and my yahoo name Del (10/19/2007 12:22:02 AM): why because you lied to us? Del (10/19/2007 12:22:11 AM): i just ant to know why Del (10/19/2007 12:22:12 AM): tha

To You All
I just want to thank every one of you for coming to my site and showing some cherry love. I love the comments and do try to get back to each of you. If I don't make it back to you please do not think I could care less about your comments or think that I am only after cherry points that is not the case at all! Its hard work getting to everyone's pages. I do however want to say its been fun getting to know you all, through messages or in shout box. Thank you for adding me!! Merry Christmas and I hope you all have a safe and naughty New Years!!

Hot Chick Usa
hey man i am wondering about life i mean we all have secretes that we wish to make true mine is haveing two guys and having alot of fun i wonder how many are out there that feel the same way Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

What Is Your Name?
Here is your dose of humor: Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names: Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i= chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Us

Grrrrr Life.
ok~ everyones askin me what hap~~ best friend+husband+drunk==divorce while i was sick in bed and heard every word that was said., like i love u and want to take care of u for ever and then it get quite over and over , i asked them to keep it down , so i couldnt sleep i walked out there and there were holding eachother i asked what they doing said nothing both of them acted strange round me, so when Z got home from work i told him she told me all of it , and he was like"oh u wernt spost to find out" so needless to say i kicked both them out, i dont know bout u but sounds like an afffair to me.. and there alot more so ask if u wanna know , lets just say{unpretty} amber got her fuckin bitch on ~~~~~ oh i forgot to mention the she slit her wrist part after i seen them huggin~ yea for real~ poor thing~ , a good friend of mine would say"remember kids its down the road not across the street" do it right attention whore~!~ but i promise im doing ok .. thanks eddie!~

My Thoughts... Feelins... And Bullshit
My son is now 6 years old and Christmas has always been a HUGE deal with my family.. But this year my son has been questionin me about "Santa" ... How does he get down chimmneys, what about people with no chimmney... how does he get past security systems. ect ect... Is it time I tell him the truth , that I buy that shit or do I try to stretch the shit out longer? I have been asked just some general questions lately.... my likes and dislikes, funny lil quirks I have... ect.. So I figured it best ta get em all out in the open -- I'am a South Park Fanatic -- I carry a bottle of hotsauce with me at all times -- I love house shoes... always gotta pair on -- I refuse to eat offa glass plates or drink outta glass cups -- I hate my hands to have anything on them, makes me sick ta my stomach -- Iam deathly afraid of clowns -- I sing and dance around the house neckid -- My shirts always have to match the color thread in my jeans -- I have over 200 pairs of shoes -- I hate Ice in m

My Life
Well to start out, i left my bitch of a girlfriend, and was talking to this sweet girl, named charity. She was there for me when i needed someone to make me laugh n smile. Then we kept talking, everynight, and we would do voice calls, and one night, she was a lil drunk, i left her a sweet comment, and then she said i have to tell u how i feel abt you james, and her friend, duran was there and i could hear them argueing back and forth, she thought it was too strong what she was saying, and i was worried that she was gonna say something like i llike u as a good friend, we are close to each other, but i dont see u as a bf, just friends, then duran said do it damnit it comes from the heart and u mean it.... so when she finally listened to him n her heart....I got the sweetest comment...it basically said...i have really strong feelings for you james, you make me so happy, i am falling for you when i thought i never would....i called her that night, she always wanted to hear mmy voice...she

2pac Info
WE BEEN PUTTIN IN WORK FOR ALOT OF YEARS AN WE BOUT TO GIVE THIS THING A REST SO THIS NEXT OUTLAWZ ALBUM WILL BE THE LAST OUTLAWZ ALBUM AN IT WILL BE EDI,KASTRO,YOUNG NOBLE,FATAL AN STORMEY DOIN THE ALBUM!!!! THIS WILL BE A STRAIT INTERNET ALBUM IT WILL NOT BE SOLD IN STORES ITS LIKE A COLLECTORS ALBUM FOR THE FANS AN IT WILL COME OUT EARLY 07!!!! SO GET READY THE LAST 1 IS COMING WE WANNA THANK EVERYBODY FOR ALL THE SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS WE OUTLAWZ 4 LIFE!!!! -------------------- Biography of Dr. Mutulu Shakur Date of Birth: August 8, 1950 Nationality: New Afrikan Incarcerated at: Coleman, FL Dr. Mutulu Shakur is a New Afrikan (Black) man whose primary work has been in the area of health. He is a doctor of acupuncture and was a co-founder and director of two institutions devoted to improving health care in the Black community. Mutulu Shakur was born on August 8, 1950, in Baltimore, Maryland as Jeral Wayne Williams. At age 7 he moved to Jamaica, Queens,

Life
can u imagine that this weekend i actually go out to dance!!! i bought my lil outfit and all lol....i cant believe it ive been to clubs before but now im acting like a lil girl who never has gone out...well actually its been a yr that i havent gone dancing or more then that.. isnt that sad??? well cant wait to go hope i have fun i know im getting DRUNK thought lol well here i am in Korea....2 weeks and nuthing pretty exciting goin on lol just me to live a boring life though...oh well it might get interesting who knows...it stinks around here though everywhere you go it does...i dont knw how the ppl here can live with that type of smell...anyways things r a bit cheaper here then in usa..dats like da only good thing about it lol. i hope ya'll didnt think i was actually going to write something really interesting lol thats in my book lol... well hopefully something good will come up today.

Gettin My Name Known
Just lettin yall know i jut hit up the site and did soe loading of shots of me, shots of my car to come soon. Im hittin it up for that 253 area and hope to be out there soon with my sponsored integra, i already have some peices bought but the whole ride is stock so im working from the ground up, hit up my site and even send and invite for friend if you wanna keep posted about what i do. Show me some love iite? [Drift DeGree] Yo out to everyone who ends up readin this, im lookin for people to be in my team, we are looking for the following... Racers, Drifters, dragers, show cars, girls, mechanics, people there who would be for the team and for hanging with each other like a krew. We are working this year on remodeling the place im at so we can have a place to gather or whatnot, adding cement for a driveway and a car port and tons of other things, if your interested just lemme know, we are mainly lookign for people in the area, but if your out of the area, im sure there are some

My Thoughts
'Twas the night before Jesus came And all through the house Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care, In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed, not once ever kneeling or bowing a head. And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap, Was watching The Late Show while I took a nap. When out of the East there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash! When what to my wondering eyes should appear But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here. With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray, I knew in a moment that this must be The Day. The light of His face made me cover my head; It was Jesus! Returning just like he said. And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth, I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself. In the Book of Life which He

Before You Kill Your Idols, Kiss Them Goodnight....
I was directed to this wonderful site by my friend Cleo...So ummmmm yeah...So here is an interesting quote for ya.. "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

I Love My Pittbull
Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Sick
I have never felt so sick in my entire life. And the worst part is, I can't even sleep because it hurts to breathe!! WTF bitches? I thought the doctor was supposed to make me better...not worse. gir. leave me some luvv.?

Important Message From Project Playlist
IMPORTANT: We are aware that some people are getting error messages on their myspace players. We moved all players to a new server and these messages will come and go throughout tonight (Tuesday). Please be patient. Your playlist is NOT broken and will work fine shortly. Check the news section for updates.

Searching
I have been looking for a friend of mine for a few years. His name is Manuel Mendez. He is in the army, well he was when we met in 1994. I want to make sure he is okay and to let him know that I am sorry for the way things ended between us. If anyone knows him or of him please let me know.

To All Of My Friends And Familly ...
Bottle of Wine Share Today at 2:51pm (Women will LOVE this one!)A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his

For Starters...
ok if you guys on cherrytap like good music then here's some good songs for you Rebirthing by Skillet, Let Go by Red, Monster by Meg and Dia, Moonlet by Falling Up, Porcilain Heart (I hope I spellt that right but whatever) by Barlowgirl, Helena by My Chemical Romance, Lips of an Angel by Hinder (that's my b/f/f/e's song), Broken by Seether, The One Thing I Have Left by Hawk Nelson, and last but not least Cassie by Flyleaf!!!!!! ROCK ON to all those who love music as much as I do

Helping Animals
Help Me To Save Lives Your support is truly appreciated Please join me in supporting Spay Day USA, a national campaign to promote spaying or neutering as a simple, effective, and humane solution to the tragedy of pet homelessness. All funds raised will benefit local spay/neuter programs in the community of my choice and The HSUS's Rural Area Veterinary Services (RAVS) program, which provides free spay/neuter surgeries for pets in poverty-stricken or geographically isolated locations. Every $75 I raise will spay or neuter a cat or dog. I hope you will join me in this life-saving effort. Just click on the "Support Me" link to make a contribution. Every dollar counts! For more information, visit www.SpayDayUSA.org. Thank you for your support! https://secure.peerevent.org/registrant/PersonalPage.aspx?EID=3184&RegistrationID=55717 ***PLEASE RE-POST**** A very generous person has donated a week's lodging at her Time-share Condo in Kissimmee,Florida...(see further info on th

Soon To Be An Ipod User! :(
My sony NWHD3 20gb mp3 player is giving up on me. I've had it for a little over a year...wow i just realized that, that really fucking sucks, stay away from sony mp3 players they last long enough to exceed the warranty. The reason why I bought the sony instead of and ipod is because I don't want to be that person who has and ipod because everyone has one, it's fucking annoying! Also the battery last 2 weeks! on one charge...but as time goes on that two weeks dwindled to 5 - 7 days. So I'm going to use the one (ipod nano) my sister gave me for christmas last year. If it last longer than the sony then I'll lose my grudge against apple.

19 December 2006
I ACCUSED SOMEONE OF SOMETHING. AND THE OTHER SUSPECTED PARTY HAS COME FORWARD AND SAID, NO I WAS INCORRECT. SO MADAM. THIS IS MY PUBLIC APOLOGY. I WONT GO INTO DETAILS TO PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY. UNLESS YOU BELIVE THIS CURRENT APLOGY IS LACKING, AND I WILL THEN. I DON'T LIKE EATING CROW. BUT WHEN I KNOW I AM WRONG, I ADMIT IT. SO FOR THAT LITTLE INCIDENT. YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES. I WAS WRONG, AND I AM SORRY.

New Rock Band From Austin, Texas
Here I am in Austin, Texas trying to get a rock band going. I hope Im on the right track. You can check out our myspace at www.myspace.com/authoritymetal until I figure out how to get our music on here. Tell us what ya think.

Blueeyes
hi ladies my name is blueeyes and im looking for that specail someone that is not in to playing games and wont mess with my head im not in to that so if any of you out are looking for the same thing there hit me up and lets get to know eachother

Blog 1
predictions of world war 3 I have many ideas of what will cause world war 3 So I will name them for sanitys sake. Lets start with the craziest lol. 1-The government really has so many nukes threw out the world because there paranoid of aliens they continually piss off with weaponizing space (Mainly america with haarp) Wanting to create a crazy automphereic type shield around the whole country. I dont know if haarp is just to throw us off from the real weapon close by to its location But I do know that they do fucked up tests that can destroy the whole planet and all life thats how fucking paranoid America is This weapon whenever used its ovious because strange weather follows They just shrug it off as global warming that bush dosint even belive in anyways Kinda like when he says he belives in god (Hes such a coke head he probably thinks he is god) Katrina was more then likely caused by Haarp So version 1=fake alien attack or real alien attack=Cause the governme

Comment On My Pics...
I have recently been inspired By the Whopper jr..Comercial..So for the next 24 hours anyone one in my area ....Can Buy me for a Buck!!!...lol message me back..... I just like to say thanx to my new Family..for the adds and all the kind words... Why is it no one notices you need help.....Untill its to late ......Ponder on that awhile and get back to me.....

Roommate
EIGHT last's: 8. last cigarette: two minutes ago 7. last beverage: mountain dew 6. last phone call: my sister 4. last cd played:lol.. the reup. 3. last BUBBLE bath: years past 2. last time you cried: febuary 14 2004 1. last meal: super nachos SEVEN have you's: 7. have you ever dated someone twice? yes 6. have you ever been cheated on? Yes 5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? no 4. have you ever fallen in love? more than once 3. have you ever lost someone? you mean died no 2. have you ever been depressed? i am living right 1. have you ever had a heartbreak? yes the worst betrayal is how it happened too SIX things you did in the last three days: 1. Worked 2. drank 3. made out 4. showered 5. watched movie (saw 3 rules) 6. got yelled at list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to: Rob Britty Moe Josh THIS YEAR... Made a new friend? Yes. Fallen out of love? no. Laughed until you cried? yes at saw 3 Went behind your parents

You Must Read
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My Poetry
Waiting For You Today I stand here ready for " War" with who you ask.It's the doubters there the people who believe people can't change;so I'm calling them all out to knock them out like Ali without touching them,so you doubters better put on your mental and spiritual gloves I'm waiting. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson P.S. This poem is only my expressions of the things. I've dealt with in my life and if this is taken personal it not meant to be but if you do take it personal you can step off don't have time to be playing peeps games so backup off me. Alone In The Dark Alone sits a man in total darkness in a place he can't call home. Tears streaming from his eyes from losing the women who made this house a home; as this man sits in total darkness with tears he remembers a very special day to him, that day for him was the day he asked her to Marry him now he is alone in the d

Hey
Well there are very few people that know the real me. I am a shy person believe it or not. I dont let a lot of people get to close to me. I am not really open about myself. The one thing I can say about me is I am honest. Here is what I will tell you about me. I have 2 kids and 2 dogs.... My kids are 14 (a girl) and 15 (feb 23 my son will be 16 then). My son just started driving and that makes me nervous. Anyway, I am sure now I have completely bored everyone. Other than that, if you want to know something ask. If I like you at all I will tell you. I hope soon to have pics of me and my kids on here soon.... Anyway, if you get this far... .thanks for takin the time to read it SANTA CAME TO MY HOUSE..... DID HE COME TO YOURS TOO.... JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE GOOD NIGHT AND DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO DO IT BUT HERE LOL SEE YA ALL TOMORROW NIGHT SOMETIME

Scents And Aromatherapy
Bathing can be a beautiful ritual with just a small amount of effort. Here are some things to consider... You don't want to get bored in there after going to so much trouble, put on some music that has meaning to you, bring a magazine with you, or just plan on daydreaming about something, or someone, beautiful. Choose a scent that you love, or one that has an aroma therapeutic or magickal effect that you would like. Layer it by using bath salts, oils, powders, body lotion and perfume that all match. Fragrance is the most important part of your bath, this should be carefully considered. Try using scented candles that are in tune with your fragrance theme or magickal goal, turn off the lights, forget the magazine and now is the time to daydream. Something that you should be aware of... a brandy snifter will float in the water. This not only provides a convenient place to keep your glass, but the hot water will warm your cognac. When the water begins to cool, get out, or

This Is Your Early Christmas Present
Cool Slideshows CLICK on The Above Picture To Get To My Site This Is Your Early Christmas Present CLICK on The Above Picture To Unwrap It CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today "

Christmas
Merry Christmas To Everyone and don't forgit to say a prayer for the Men an Women overseas my boyfriend is one of those guys an they need our prayers i would like to wish everyone a merry christmas not that i will have a very merry christmas an jist wanna say sorry that not been on an talkin much my son has been in the hospital an ain't doin so very well so as i can i wil be onlinean hope u have a wonderful christmas

Stones And Crystals
Gem of Light A garnet’s inner sparkle stirs something within us – the recognition of beauty, perhaps, or a feeling of strength in its energy that reflects our own. Throughout time, people have harnessed the energy of this gemstone to purify, heal, and protect themselves. But the stone’s true magic lies in its capacity to help us have faith in ourselves. Its reddish hue inspires passion – although garnets can be found in a number of vibrant colors, including red, orange, green, and bluish pink. The garnet’s radiant beauty reminds us of our inner fire and magnifies our power. Ancient mariners watched the garnet‘s glow as it shone in the darkness, acting as a talisman against dark forces. For use as protection against nightmares and disasters, the garnet is embraced by people for its comforting glimmer – a light they can focus on as they dispel their fears. Ancient Egyptians saw the power of purification in the garnet’s radiant blaze and used it to cleanse the body of toxins, such a

Reach
In my past I have made mistakes by jumping into a relationship to quick, but I have learned just to take things slow, be simple I say if you want it bad enough , instead of crying about it, work for it.

Female Oriented Information
Woman's Care Garden - Plus Herbal Remedie Recipes Adapted from Herbal Remedy Gardens, by Dorie Byers. These plants are beautiful when grouped together, and will provide women with some of the remedies they need. The woman's care garden features potted herbs in willow or twig baskets of the appropriate size, placed in front of ground-planted fennel. One container holds the lemon balm and chamomile plants, the other contains the red clover. You can place Spanish moss on the surface and edges of each container that is nested in its basket to blend the edges and enhance the serenity of this spot. Container Garden Plants 3 fennel 1 lemon balm 7 German chamomile 1 red clover Here are recipes with which to use your herbs: MONTHLY RELIEF TEA Drinking this infusion will help relieve menstrual cramps, but take no more than 2-3 cups a day 2 teaspoons dried lemon-balm leaves 1 cup boiling water Steep the leaves in the boiling water, covered, for 10 to 15 minutes. Strain, th

The Gods Of Witchcraft
The Gods of Witchcraft By: Christopher Penczak When I got involved in Wicca, I found that most of my teachers emphasized the Goddess. Many people have been raised with traditions that emphasized the male aspect of divinity. These same people often come to nature-based religions with a desire to reconnect their spirit to the divine feminine, the Mother principle. I know I did. I came from a Lutheran and Catholic background, so I found the idea of the Goddess both intriguing and comforting. I always liked the Virgin Mary, and found the multifaceted images of the Goddess quite a wonderful challenge. It was hard to look at the feminine as not only virgin mother, but also sexual mother, warrior, crone, witch, healer, and reaper. Though it was a challenge, I found a building a relationship with the God to be an altogether a different experience. Though many people think Wicca and Witchcraft are only about the Goddess, the God plays a pivotal role in most traditions. Most groups celeb

Yule
Bringing Light into the season of darkness (by Trish Reynolds - December 15, 2006) Let the candle flame light, the dark and longest night. Archeological indications are that the winter solstice in particular was a spiritually significant time. Neolithic observatories such as Stonehenge in England and Ireland’s Newgrange reveal that man has long known how to accurately calculate the solstices and equinoxes. During the early Roman Empire the winter solstice celebrated the birth of the Persian Sun god, Mithras or Sol Deus Invictus (The Invincible Sun) who was widely worshipped in the Mesopotamian provinces of the Empire. In the European regions, including the city of Rome itself, Saturn, the god of agriculture was honored with the Saturnalia Feast from December 17 through the solstice, which fell on December 24 or 25 of the Julian calendar. The designation of December 25 as a Christian holiday was first recorded in texts dating to 325 AD under Constantine, when Christianity was

Funny 21
1)Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. 2)Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3)Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4)On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. 5)St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month. 6)Garbage would take itself out. 7)Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. 8)The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle". 9)Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps". 10)Tanks would be far easier to rent. 11)Two words..."Ally McNaked". 12)When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would a

Relay For Life
On the 30th n 31st of march 2007 my family and i will be taking part in the relay for life cancer walk. We have lost to beautiful woman to breast cancer at and early age and many other family members and now my friend has been told she has cancer as well... all i am asking is for a small donation to help support and maybe save a life of some1 who has cancer, we dont expect alot but every little bit counts all u have to do is follow the posted link and then click on "melissa" to donate to me and for my team to maybe save a life of some1 that is dealing with cancer. We couldnt save the lives of our loved once now its our turn to save some1 elses.... Many thanx in advance http://www.relay.cancercouncil.com.au/?2007/narrabri_2007/trindall_s_&_archers/ Mellybear24 2007 sees me trekkin around aus first stop tamworth country music for 2weeks this means no internet access for 2 whole week *sobs* then middle of feb im going to the capital of Aussie to meet a friend for a few days and wel

Phoenix Nest
Alright people Have been asking what I want already, and for a few weeks before this one. since like a month and a couple days , any way. here's a list of things that I want! Not what I might get... but here's what i want!!(some I can't spell so...whatever) Loves Labors Lost( Kenneth Brenough) More D&D Books( Dragon Magick) Capt. Morgans Tattoo Baronjager Chambored Tarot Deck( whatever as long as they're new(ish) ( would prefer the Thoth, and Cat People) Pagan Books( Karma Sutra( the old book not the nudie pics), Drum Healing) A car (hehe yea i know) To hang with friends before rehersal at 7.( yea fat chance) To see something cool at PPAC( Rent, Spamalot...) A Steady Job( yea i know, last time i promise) Weapons HYpnotic New Note book for writing or BOS Candles Lion King The Musical(CD) Music a nice shirt sneakers, or boots (8 1/2-9) a whip silk rope (wait wrong list...but...) a steak dinner ice cream( mint chocotale cookie ) a massage time...talking, hangin

Wicca
Quote: "Spells are not about turning people into frogs or granting wishes. A spell is a set of actions and prayers that you do and say in order to ask for divine help with some particular aspect of your life." Mnemosyne's Realm 9 Charms: According to a Webster's dictionary, the original meaning of the noun charm was a "chanted word, phrase, or verse assumed to have magic over to help or hurt; an incantation." 1 There are two modern meanings to the word: an amulet; an object believed to have magical powers that will ward off evil influences over the wearer, or bring them good luck. "any action or gesture assumed to have magic power." 1 A Witchcraft encyclopedia expands this definition by adding: "magical works, phrases, chants, incantations, inscriptions and actions which can be used separately or in combination to make a charm." The encyclopedia's definition for charm is essentially identical to the meaning that most people give to the noun spell. We will conside

For Innocentprncss I Found This And Thought Of You
I'll Hold You in Heaven From the very beginning I loved you, As I made plans to hold you and rock you: You were tiny and helpless as you lay in my womb, But something went wrong and soon you were gone; My young heart was broken, my tears fell like rain, I'd never known such heartache and pain. I wonder who you look like, me or your dad, Do you have my smile and his eyes? Would you have been big and tall or tiny and small? We had dreams for you that reached to the skies. It was long, long ago and I still miss you so, Thanks to Jesus, I'll see you in heaven. I'll hold you in heaven someday, When my trials on earth pass away; The angels have rocked you, the Father watches over you, I know you're waiting for me; I never could hold you or tell you "Goodbye", But I'll hold you in heaven someday. My Little Angel I felt your presence there inside of me, nestled soft and warm; Sweet scent of baby's breath, precious words left unadorned. I saw your tiny hea

House Party - Erotic Reading
Plans for the weekend were as always a little hazy. Friday night was pretty much a write off. All of us were just to damn tired after a gruelling week of work, so we figured we would just enjoy each others company over a couple quiet drinks at the local pub and shoot a couple games of pool. Anything to unwind and relax at this point. All agreed that the guys would pick us ladies up the following evening for a house party that we were just invited too, we went our separate ways. My friend and I decided we had absolutely nothing exciting yet casual to wear, so it was time to hit the local stores for that specific outfit. Hours later, returning from a giggling shopping trip we had a drink and headed for the showers to prepare ourselves for the festivities of the evening. We schemed together and came up with a plan to get people talking for times to come, only after realizing where we were going and who was all going to be there. Being sure to shave to the absolute smoothest state anyone

Hands
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Tidbits About Me.
Take the Naughty poll Quiz ....Where Meeting, Matching and Fantasy Cums Together 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others and been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 5 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Girl on top 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Intercourse 17.

Ummm
I'm not putting anyone down...just a question: Why are most girls on Cherry Tap fat? I mean there are a very few that don't fit into this category but most...GO DAMN...I don't get it. no offense but I'm still baffled at the fact that 80% of all cherry tap girls are out of shape. I don't get it. Is it required? Do you have to be sloppy in order to have an account??? Sorry if I offended anyone but I'm right. Heaven You shine like stardust dipped in glamour: ~Diamonds etched within your form~ Your skin is heaven, your lips are clouds …they make me soar through the bluest sky. And as I propel, I feel your spirit brush up against me and I feel as if I have been touched by "God". -You are so beautiful- …you hold the answer to my life's question mark. And when it's dark I feel so safe. Peace holds me tight in your embrace and there's no pain to bring me down. I feel serene as if a dream cradled my sleep:

Funny 20
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtf

My First Contest
COME CHECK IT OUT U KNOW YA WANNA JOIN DJ SCARFACES SEXY TUMMY CONTEST JUST WANT TO LAY SOME RULES DOWN 1 COMMENT BOMBIN WELCOME 2 RATES COUNT TO 3 U MAY NOT COMMENT ON UR OWN PIC IF I FIND OUT U R SIGNIN ON A DIFFERENT NAME U WILL BE DISQUALIFIDE NO IF ANS OR BUTS ABOUT IT OTHER THEN THAT HAVE FUN CONTEST STARTS AT 6PM EST TIME DJ Scarface is having a contest to see who has the sexiest tummy on CT. Guys and Girls Welcome Comment bombing is ok so click his link and enter if ya aint skurred. No nudes lets show some class people. Click his link and enter.... DJ Sc4rF4c3(((S.A.R.S.n.L fam mgr)))detroit@ CherryTAP There It Go (The Whistle Song) Video - Juelz Santana lyricsJuelz Santana Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Ramblings
Today was a really bad day for a number of reasons. I just feel like I'm drowning and I'm only an inch or two under the surface, and I can see the sun shining down... but I can't get out. I try to pretend everything is alright and that I'm happy, but I'm not. I haven't been happy for a while. I know where it all started, I think about it all the time. The day I was discharged from the Army was the worst day of my life. It was worse than finding out I had cancer, because I knew I would beat it. It was worse than waking up 1/2 dead from the car accident because I was just happy to be alive. I didn't do anything wrong, I survived cancer and they kicked me out regardless. It was the only thing I really ever wanted to do and was something I was very good at. There are times when I can't even talk to friends from the Army or look at old pics because it hurts too much. Every so often I look in my closet where a pair of my old BDU's hang perfectly pressed over a pair of polished boo

To Anyone Who Need Love
its funny how you can love someone knowing its going nowhere but you show no intrest in the person that loves you why is it so hard to find love or even a good friend these days the quality of people and relationships have gone down hill signing off LOOKIN 4 LOVE

Here We Go Again
I'd like to talk about T.V. Something that I can't enjoy much cause I work nights. I would start a show then lose track of when there on or what day there on. We have the DVR thing but I'm still not used to it so I forget to record the shows. It's a crap shoot anyway. Sometimes it records the whole show sometimes it doesn't. So I've given up. What ever happened to showing a shows full season at once. I'm beginning to see a trend of showing a couple of months of new shows then the go on break until the new year. What's that crap all about. When I finally do get to get caught up on a show they show some new crap game show hosted by some washed up celeb. Those game shows are pretty impossible to win. It's like Black Jack the house always wins. Most shows now are on more then one station. Shown at least two to three times a week. So there is no excuse to miss a show, but if told me to click on the Bravo network, I'd first give you a blank stare. Then have to go to the guide and spend 20

Hatchetman8469
hey u all just wanted to say hi to ever one and i hope everone gets want they want on xmas and i hope ever one gets drink on new years lol well i have been on here for like a long time so stop by and look at my profile and say hi too

34, Well If....
December 20th is my best friend Alonyda's birthday. But there is not much of a celebration planned this year. See, no one is really sure if AJ is even on the planet to have a party for. When someone takes a moment to change your life, you kinda feel like maybe you want them to stick around. But we only stay in orbit for a moment in time. Maybe her clocked stopped. Or she just can't float by the rev's universe right now. There is a tradition in the cemetery where my father is buried, that when you visit, you bring a rock from home so others know their loved ones had visitors. When I took Alonyda, she left a key. It is still there. She was gonna leave a penny, but could not find one with a significant year on it. All of that is AJ to me. If you are wondering why, I am sorry you may never get the chance to hug the comet yourself. I used to write her stuff all the time, so I figured I would give it another shot. Sometimes she would come around if she liked it, or to tell me how wrong I was

Hopless
Just tryin to meet new people is alot harder than i remember. Wish there was a way for the transition to be easeier Well here we are 4th day into the new year, and nothing ever changes. Im still in the same rut, still in the same mood and cant seem to find it within myself to make the necesarry changes in my life. Ive been trying to figure out how to meet up with people for some time now and am just too damn bashful in person..any suggestions?

Ape's Blog Of Joyful Insanity
alright...a girls gone wild commercial just played on my television screen...and, i must tell you, i feel like attacking someone with some crude farming implements. now, these commercials tend to anger me to begin with...but this one in particular angered me right off the bat. you see, they started this one off with a single sentance that made me want to grab some tapioca pudding, squeeze some jalepeno juice into the mixture, then proceed to smear the little recipe in the eyes of the idiots who made the girls gone wild product. what sentance could have possibly angered me to that point, you ask? this one..."most guys would go to the end of the earth to see real naked girls."....what? first off, there is no end of the earth...we live on a round planet...'tis not a flat land like folks believed back in 500 a.d. so, it's my humble opinion that these girls gone wild folks need to pull their craniums out of their anuses and take a look at some books...the kinds that you don't have to turn n

Regression
During the time I was not well, my good friend came round to see me, and as normal when we get talking, we cover many a topic some weird some not. I dont know how we got onto this subject but we did, and both of us agreed that it would be good to be regressed.I then related to him a recurring dream I have when I fall into a deep sleep. I dont know if this is some form of self regressing or not, and to be honest I dont know why this one reoccurs, but Ive had the same dream on numerous occasions and it never changes it stays the same. So here it goes, i will be interested in anybodies views on regression and what they think of it. Its a cold dark evening and Im standing in a drench looking across what I would call no mans land. By the way Im dressed and the uniform im wearing its World War one. I look along the trench at the other men sitting some sleeping some resting. An officer comes along the trench whispering to each guy, when he gets to me he tells me in 5 mins there is going

Random Madness!!
After a few months (really about 6 months) I am back and I am in SERIOUS need of some leveling help!! It would be much appreciated!! THanks in Advance The Bitch Your Mom Warned You About!!@ fubar He needs 7K to level... show him some love.... thanks in advance..... badinfluence@ fubar > The B*tch Your Mom Warned You About!!! She is up for Auction and deserves an AMAZING OWNER! (click her picture to take you there) Come check out the benefits you will receive and put down a BID that beats the current offer!

Rock Is My Life
Maria, Maria VideoMaria, Maria lyrics - Santana lyricsSantana Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Killswitch Engage-End of HeartacheAdd to My Profile | More Videos MUDVAYNE LYRICS "World So Cold" When passion's lost and all the trust is gone, Way too far, for way too long Children crying, cast out and neglected, Only in a world so cold, only in a world This cold Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes Then watch them drift away Some might say, we've done the wrong things, For way too long, for way too long Fever inside the storm, So I'm turning away. Away from the name (Calling your names) Away from the stones (Throw sticks and stones) 'Cause I'm through mending the wounds of us Keep your thorns 'Cause I'm running away, Away from the games (Fucking head games) Away from the space (Hate this head space) The circumstances of a world so cold burning whispers, Remind me of the days, I was left alone, in a world this cold Guilt

Poems
Like a dream Slowly fading Holding ashes in my heart A fire from yesterday It's the whisper of song When the choir are long silenced And their eyes are closed Dreaming, always dreaming That one wisp of hair Refuses to be tamed Fragments of memories From years of storytelling Always unfinished Like a dream Slowly fading Holding ashes in my heart A fire from yesterday And it's dark Like the ink of a painting So blurred, so surreal So like life Then I'm here with you Once again Caught in a fantasy From years gone by Memories consume me And suddenly my vision clears The embers begin to glow And as I look around It's so sharp it bites Got a problem with me? Solve it.... Think iI'm trippin? Tie my shoes.... Can't stand me? Sit the fuck down.... Can't face me? Turn the fuck around.... If you don't understand this... Don't FUCKIN read it then BITCHES!!!!!! Kind Of Positions I know you like me to fuck you with my mouth to lick and suck on the top of yo

My Cherry Stash!!
A way to see my private pics...and one free just for considering it. :) send me mail Ok So this guy asked me if I were married or looking, I told him neither just making friends...then he asked if I liked younger guys, I said no...I like men my age...and then he said...well I am close to you but if thats what you want...I was rating your photos 10's but I will stop...so I told him to go ahead and stop then...lol heres the clincher...lmao...he started re~rating my photos as 1's...lmao...like that is going to hurt my feelings??? Just thought I would share this little part of my day with y'all! I have been put in a contest...never been in one before, but if y'all would go and vote for all the girls in the contest that would be pretty nice of you. Leave a vote for me too maybe? I think this is the link...lol http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=236021&albumid=164267&i=3612183646

Myspace Nazi Squad!
Well....I knew it would happen eventually...I've been deleted from myspace! I had even less on that site than on any other! Oh well, my husband still has my link up on his space...HE HE!!!I'll probably start a new one and go very descreet like the other pro girls do!! Don't forget you can still see me on my site at: and you can also vote for me still at: Don't forget to comment and let me know if you want me to bother going back on myspace...stay here..etc. Licks! Michelle

Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door where there’re serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like a fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that is has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas. 3. If something goes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if there’re made with skim milk of whole milk. If it’s skim. Pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

The Good The Bad And The Hated
SO THIS IS HOW IT IS IF GO TO YAHOO AND HANG OUT BEWAR OF THE ONES THAT WILL STILL YOU AWAY AND FUCK YOU OVER BUT THERE IS A GOOD SING IN THERE THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD NEVER NOING WITCH ONE IS WITCH BUT DO NO THIS NO ONE IS WHO THEY REALY ARE IN LESS YOU NO THEM DONT GET SUCKED IN DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU I HAD A ROOM IN 31 AND THERE ARE GOOD ONES AND THERE ARE BAD ONES I NO I REPET MY SELF ALOT RUN LIKE CHICKIN WITH MY HEAD CUT OFF BUT ITS THOS WHO DWELL IN HELL THAT WELL TAKE YOU AWAY YOU RUN AND RUN TRYING TO GET AWAY BUT IT GRABS YOU AND SPINES YOU AWAY DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO DONT LET THEM GET YOU STAY CLOES TO THE ONES YOU LOVE AND DONT VENTER TO FARE OFF FOE EVIL BE LERKING AND DARK NESS FALLS SAY TO TRUE TO THE ONES YOU LOVE NOW I HAVE LOST MEAN FRIENDS THE EVIL TOOK ME AND WASTED ME AWAY TRY TO LEVE LOOKING FOR HOPE, FOR THERE YOU SHELL FIND WHAT YOU WANT BUT HAPPENES IS ALL A JOKE SO BEWARE AND DONT HASATAT MAKE SURE YOU SATY ON THAT YELLE BRICK ROAD LIKE THE LION THE TIN MA

Random Crap
Ok first this actually happened. Second no its not funny because yes someone could have been hurt, while at the same time it is kinda funny. Lastly if your gonna be an ass or be obnoxious don't waste your time i will just delete the comments you make anyway. Well let me start by saying I am not a bad parent and this is something that i never dreamed could happen to me. I try my best to teach my children right from wrong and i normally have no trouble other then the normal "he's touching me" kinda stuff and standard trouble boys get into. I have no idea what possessed my child to do what you are about to read but its here just to show you what can happen even when you try to raise your kids right. ok yesterday my wife decided to be nice and let me sleep in...while i was sleeping, my son was playing video games, and my wife ran out into the garage to get a box of stuff to unpack we are still kinda moving in.Well my son decided that he would climb up on the counter and grab my c

Springservants
Outdoors - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Great_Lakes_Deer_Hunters_and_Outdoors/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/womenbowhuntersfoundation/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/womenshuntingclub/ 4 Fun - http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/Frozen_Females/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sisters_and_Stars/ (^ Some adult content) http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/Quiet_Butterfly/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Simplicity_Spirit/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Whisper_Something/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Pirate_Girls/ http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/Gothical_Gurls/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OU812/ http://groups.msn.com/FitnessChicks http://groups.myspace.com/ http://www.lostcherry.com/user/201504

Just A Bit Of Poetry
Lacking Vision Insight Heart Gone from within Pulling me down Taking me under Last breath Holding it Aching for another Desperate Frantic Worried Escaping Failing Sinking deeper Realizing I was not prepared Finding I have come up lacking In the sea of love by:Gandalf122872 Cursed A breath, A heartbeat, The soft whisper of unspoken words. Caressing one another without even a touch. Knowing each other intimately, Being as one, Knowing each others most treasured secrets, A caring that can never be explained, A love that has crossed the ages. The full circle never broken, Always ending the same, Only to start over again. The love never dies, Even after the people have moved on. The soul cannot rest til all has been completed. So until then they are doomed to return, To start the cycle again. Until they have found the love they deserve, For they are cursed with love. By: gandalf122872 this one was published for me some time ago Preci

General Stuff
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get

Reapers Rede
Walking threw a forest at night I’m looking for my other half who shall complete me, and shall make me whole. But I’ll I see is the snow quietly falling from the sky and the full moons light peaking threw the holes of the tree tops. I seem to walk forever. The endless forest seems to taunt me, as I look for the one. I suddenly walk into a clearing, the moon light reflecting off the freshly fallen snow, theirs not a cloud in the sky, yet it continues to snow quietly. A soft howl of a wolf can be heard in the distance. I walk to the middle of the clearing, I stand slowly taking in this miraculous sight I’m seeing. A woman down on the ground taking care of a wounded wolf, from where I stand it looks as if the wolf was injured by a hunter’s bullet. I run to help the young woman, as I near her I slow in astonishment of how beautiful she looks. She asks me for help to take the animal back to her cabin, I agree and pick the wolf up and carry him for her. Her blond hair seems t

Misc
I finally got my hands on the new Nintendo WII yesterday. It is a really good system. I love the interactive capabilities. My friends and I were playing drunken bowling the other day. The object is that you have to take a shot if you don't get at least a spare in each round. Needless to say that after ten rounds, we were all drunk! Wonder what other games would make good party games? It's always more fun to play with friends. So the holidays are approaching this weekend and with all the money spent on gifts this year, it's got me wondering. So I have a question for everyone. What do you think of the holidays? Are you the type of person who loves it and loves giving presents to see people's smiling faces? Or are you the type who doesn't like it because you go broke after buying all the presents? Let me hear your opinions. Wow! I just got back from a 10 day vacation to Hong Kong. It was such a great trip. I went back for my cousin's wedding. Both her parents and her husband's parent

The Coldking's Journal!!
KIDS By Calvin"ColdWarrior"Harrington [Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Grady Children quiet down please Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) Mr. Grady will be your new substitute while Vince Mcmahon is out with pneumonia (HE GOT BLOWN UP!) Good luck Mr. Grady [ColdWarrior] Hi there little boys and girls (SCREW YOU!) Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 20 and still lives with his mom and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot but his ten-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local strip spot and wait in the parkin lot for strippers off the clock when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the

Darlette Is In The House
Check out my music on my official website www.darlettegayle.com. Here's my add for your friends to check out: My CD is definitely something you would want to listen to after a hard day, sip on your favorite cocktail or whateva you do to relax and rock to the sounds of Whyte Chocolate. So check up on "Whyte Chocolate" y'all. The new CD "Whyte Chocolate" by sexy, R&B Diva, Darlette Gayle, is available now! This rising star has collaborated with the same hot producers who laid down tracks for R. Kelly, Destiny's Child, Kelly Price, and she's performed with many other stars. Click to buy Darlette's hot CD, Available online at: Tower Records & Darlette Gayle's Website Available in Stores (Washington, DC): Tower Records - 21st & I St., NW Chocolate City Records - Georgia Ave MAD T Music Box - 14th & U St.Support Darlette Gayle by purchasing her cd, and requesting her music at your local record stores (coming soon), and radio stations.

Annoyances !!!
OK....As you have read in my profile I am an up front open and honest person who shpeaks her mind.... I have held my tongue for a week or so now on people who need to LET GO AND GET OVER THEMSELVES !!! STOP ACTING LIKE A GOD DAMN SCHOOLGIRL !!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU ?? 13 ??? People in this world make it impassible for others to put up with them at times, its unbelievable when people have to be "BETTER" than someone else ONLINE !!! WTF ??? ITS A COMPUTER !! GET OFF YOUR TAIL ONCE IN A WHILE AND GO OUTSIDE !!!! All in All if you are trying to be better than me ? HAHA Think again because i dont stoop to Insecure Idiot Level ! HAHAHA !! Ok sorry people had to VENT AHAHA !!!

Jokes
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog." A Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys

Life
What I did for my birthday... I went to northern IL with my sweetheart and while we there... He took me to the county fair... We took a few pictures... I hope you enjoy them. It's not quite the same as being there... Lots of things are changing around my house.... I haven't been online as much as I used to be... In some ways that's good and in others I feel like I've deserted some of my friends. For many years the net has been where my friends were, after we moved from Michigan this was the only link I had to other people that I felt I knew in some small way. We were so isolated in Kansas and everyone I knew {3 people} had lives of their own and I felt like I was intruding. So I turned to the internet... Since we have moved to Kentucky, I have made more friends outside the net, as well as being coser to my family. It makes a difference, I'm not having the anxiety attacks near as bad, and I'm getting my life back on track. I start a new Job on Tu

Two Choices
two choices what would you do....you make the choice. dont look for a punch line, theres isnt one. read it anyways. my question is: would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. after extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:"when not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. yet my son, shay, cannot learn things as other children do. he cannot understand things as other children do. where is the natural order of things in my son?? the audience was stilled my the query. the father continued. "i believe that when a child like shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child". then he tol

I'm Bored
So yeah...i'm trying to study for finals and I can't stand this shit... General Ed courses are useless and i feel like i've wasted two years of my life! I have astack of papers i gotta write and turn in... and about 150 pages of reading for a test i have to take tonight... yay me! well that's enough bitchin' from me ... nice talkin to y'all haha later

My Thoughts
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.

Almost There
This is some teachings from the elders, I thought I'd pass it on: Did you know there can't be an argument until one side raises their voice?? You may have a disagreement or even agree to disagree but no argument. When a person raises their voice, they are telling you that they feel powerless and want power over you! That way they can feel better about themselves. If you react and raise your voice in kind....dud... game over, you just gave them your power. Now they know one of your buttons to push and rest assured, they will use it again. Find your voice in a good way, stand up for yourself, speak your truth in a low voice and you'll be ok. The person who raised their voice will be deprived of their goal. Just think how powerless a rager feels.

Writing And Poetry.
My thoughts have burned a whole in my mind and water can't put ou the fire Searching for something I can't find To quench an unspoken desire. So life has let you down, Happiness a memory In chemical reprieves I drown with a love that wasn't supposed to be you can't save me from myself my last wish is to die I take the needle from my shelf and i begin to fly So I've fallen from my pedestal on which i cried in rage and hate was left to rule locked in eternities cage Drugs were my only friend and a forever loved enemy As i waited for the bi tter end which is all a distant memory. This poem was wrote for my father, as well as myself!

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhap

100 Things About Me.
1. Name: Brandi 2. Your Nick Names: "B" 3. Current Location: Florida.. ew. 4. Date of Birth: Sept. 25th 1987 5. Zodiac Sign: Libra 6. Male or Female: FEMALE 7. Age: 19 8. School: Graduated. Cosmetology school starts Jan. 07' 9. Occupation: I don't work. eek. 10. Residence: In a house with my family bia's Your Appearance 12. Hair Color: now, it's like an ugly shade of "let me grow back my natural color" my natural color is blonde and just about every other color under the sun. 13. Hair Long or Short: long 14. Eye Color: baby blues 15. How Do Your Nails Look: pft. horrible, I need to get them done. 17. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: if you wanna call it that. 18. Do You Like Yourself: sometimes. 19. Do you think Your Attractive: I don't think im ugly but know that there are many girls more attractive than myself. 21. Piercings: ears for now. wait just wait until Jan. 22. Tattoo: I'll have one of those in Jan. also. 23. Righty or Lefty: RIGHTY Your 'Firsts' 24

To Much To Deal
I have never hadd so much crap thrown at me . Normally its one thing here annd there but lately its more then one thing at a time... I am just lucky that I can handle all this shyt. Welcome to the holiday system, The closer the holidays come the more shyt keep coming up .. Well happy holidays Imma shut up now

Christmas Present
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine

This Week Is......
this week has been pretty interesting... i woke up yesterday and found out that i had to go to the damn dentist! they pulled my wisdom teeth..... and now im in paiN! today was good b/c my best friend Jorge, and my friend Oscar came over.... played some xbox.... chilled it was a chill-axe day!

Luvin People
i am a person that has issuse about the way i look and the things that make me feel good well when it comes to people on here they show u there are still real people out there that look for the beauty mainly on the inside, most people on here never say anything bad about one another and everyone always cheers someone else up i love how this place is so homie and luvin i love it

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What’s Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Twentysomething Like a young adult, you’ve got a pretty mature perspective on the world, but you still know how to have fun. Congratulations! That's a fine perspective of the world to have. Just don't get too carried away and start drinking cappucinos and listening to Jack Johnson. Take This Quiz!

Thoughts That Could Get Me In Trouble...
In all honesty... In all honesty, I want to fuck most of the women I see. Whoa, this might be too honest. First of all, I want to preface this by saying that I am a fan of the female form and have nothing but respect for women. That said, however, I am no different than any other man: I am a Pig. Usually, I pick out a few women, in any given situation that I'm in, and let them become the focal point of my desire. I'm not saying that I stalk these women because I would never do that. I am a big guy and kind of intimidating. I know this and it governs every move I make. Instead I enjoy just being in their company. I would like to get to know them better, but I never do. I am a horrible flirt. I can talk to most women, especially the ones I'm not really attracted to, with ease. It's the ones I have a serious attraction to that make me tongue-tied. For example: There was a certain woman that I was extremely attracted to and I couldn't hide my fe

My Blog
Sorry I have not been on this. The page was running WAY too slow, but I'll stopin from time to time and TRY to say hi as often as I can. Hope to be on this a LITTLE more :} I'm Still out here :} Just trying to catch up with Ya'll :} Keep in touch. I'm going to be cleaning this up here pretty soon :} Catch ya'll later :} Sorry been gone so long. I love all the comments and pictures. I'll be getting a faster speed for my DSL so I'll be able to have CherryTap load ALOT faster, cant wait till that happens. NOT that this runs slow, but it does take an extra min for it to load.So, I'll be back and forth on this more so I can see it faster. And when I get the speed updated more (Going to PRO on my DSL, couse all I have now is just Basic) that way I can check on this more. Also, if you see this, mail me, so I know you still have me on your list, more or less couse I'm cleaning this up soon as well, so hope to hear from you, if I dont, well, sorry to say, like I said, I'll be doing some cleani

A Must Read Before You Friend Or Msg Me!
believe it or not Im a VERY sweet & down to earth kinda girl. Yes I look super high maintenance, but im not completely. Im totally NOT a stuck up bitch. Unless of course you wrong me in some evil way. Im NOT a judgemental person. Im very accepting of people, and I dont think everyone has to look like they just stepped off of a magazine cover. If I were to judge someone in a negative way it would more likely be about wether or not they acted like a good human being. Im not a whore. haahaa, I know that sounds funny for me to say, but its true. GEEZ, dont hold it against me, Im a good human being! And I do work a regular day job! I live a pretty much happy normal day to day life. So kissess and all that junk, heehee. Also let me just say it, in case you didnt already know. I am a TRANSSEXUAL! Most people know what that means, but some of you dont, so heres a very simple explanation. I was born a boy, somethings happened over the course of my life, and now I am the girl yo

Surgery
IM so bored!! im layed up AGAIN! with a knee injury.. at this rate im gunna need a new knee by the age of 35. UPDATE! so i had the surgery and it went well! BUT i fell on thursday last week and i busted the stitched and retore things that were fixed to they have to go back in 2 more times! woohoo.. but theres the latest on my soldier news so yesterday i had my knee surgery.. lasted 4.5 hrs.. sucked! im in a whole heap of pain today but im dealling..

Lord Vader
1 2 3 4! I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's dress, I'm the smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit. I'm the things you've done you'll never admit. 'Cause one hand is on the bible and the others in shit. Right now, your face is in the crowd, I'm shouting out loud, the one you counted out of the game. Oh wow, take a good look at me now, should have never had a doubt, is that you I hear screaming my name. I'm a roller, I'm a rider, number one motherfuckin' survivor. So move over, I'm the driver, and I'm high and I'm gonna keep getting higher, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the one you thought that you could erase, but a predator that's faster than the food that he chased. When you fall off the horse you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' shit in your face. Ease down, and wrap your legs around me babe. Move over baby, get on your knees. I'm gonna drive this little red love machine. I got miles of trouble spreadin' far and wide Bills on the table gett

The Toughest Woman I Know...
The nurse watched as she struggled to write. This process had been going on for hours, letter after letter had been written and sealed and stamped. She now had a collection of about 20 or so. She had struggled with this one much more than the others. Tears flowing and sobs of anguish. The nurse had asked her if she wanted her to write it for her as she dictated it to her and she emphatically said “No, it has to be from me in my writing”. The pain and effort with each sentence was clear to the nurse as she watched her patient saying goodbye to all those the people in her life that were not here. The nurse had asked should she call anyone and again an emphatic “No”. She said “I write much better than I would speak right now and there is a lot I want to say”. “This is the last one” she said “but the most important of all”. “Please keep it till the time comes and call the number on the top of the page”. &

Wtf
The Way you Sleep after Ingesting Alcohol After two Beers After three glasses of Wine After four Kamikazes After a few shared bottles of wine After a few Margaritas.... (love it) After 2 bottles Jack Daniels And after an evening of two beers, three wines, four kamikazes, margaritas and that bottle of Jack shared with those friends in Mexico Hey All!!! You can find me on Myspace too!! Here's the link http://www.myspace.com/1973_chevy I live a very busy life. I am a student at UMA, and even though it's summer I'm still pluggin' away. I work in the Adult Ed. office at the school,even through the summer....I have a fourteen year old daughter,and her social life to deal with.....FIVE beagles! Have you ever raised beagles? They are alot of work, but they love me unconditionally so hey. My Daisey is almost three,Cooter just turned two, and Jesse, Ziggy an' Emma just turned one....and none of them like to sleep alo

Random Fact Of The Day
A billion seconds ago it was 1976. Coffee wis discovered in Ethiopia in 600 AD by a goat herder investigating why his goats were hyper after eating the fruit and leaves of a coffee bush(tree). Just though you might want to know. :) Women who drink in moderation earn 14% more than those who never drink. Cheers!

Fakes
"All the bodies of fakes that lie in front of me are just cannon-fodder for my fame"... So often we deal ostensibly with people who eat at our hearts or tear away peices of our souls just for their own happiness. It's time to weed out the weak of mind and the sappers of happiness from our lives so we can become what is inherent in all of us - that rising phoenix that soars in beauty and rare flame, blinding the meak and timid ursupers of life. We all have potential at fame - whether it's in the rock and roll spotlight, in front of our peers at a job meeting, standing in front of your brothers and sisters of some social organization - don't let those that tear at your emotions into your life. Stomp them down with cloven hoof or muddy boots. When you step over the tainted and hateful bodies, you'll see the paradise beyond that you've always dreamed of. "All the bodies of fakes that lie in front of me are just cannon-fodder for my fame"... GRUNT

Sleep Aid
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com For everyones info ... I never wear lingere ! lol Stripped Ease A slow seduction the dance does begin Music and beat the drive of sweet sin Strip off my shirt it hit’s the floor Listen to the screams calling for more Grind to the beat hot sweat beads Lock eyes with women, fulfill their needs Tell them with a look their sexy I can tell Watch them in trance fall under my spell Strip off pants as I slide past the pole Set off the fires that consume the so

George's Rules For The New Year
George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations, and releases from jail. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: LUCKY BASTARDS. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alon

Irish Girls.....where Are You??!!!
hey guys, hows it goin? just new to this and i feel a bit lost, need some irish company to make me feel more at home......lol from the southside of dublin, big into brian odriscoll and the leinster boys.... and studying in dit if any of that made sense to u....please give me a shout

I'm Geting Lonelier And Lonelier.
I'm getting lonelier and lonelier. Today is probably one of the saddest days in my life. I had to give my dog away. I can't give her the time or love that she needs right now, with my school and work. This really fucking sucks. Getting divorced is hard enough, but that was a mutual decision. Losing the one thing that appreciates you no matter what you do or say, and that is so happy to see when you get home, and that snuggles next to you whenever she can. I may seem like a pussy right now, and as a matter of fact, i'm crying like a baby over it. But when it seems like you are losing it all, losing mans best friend makes it worse. I don't think I have ever felt lonelier. I gave her to my neighbor across the street, so she is not far. But because she is not with me in my home, it makes it seem like she is a million miles away. I know i'll get over it, but it will take time.

Cop
Redneck Man's pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded? cuz you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If your gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of i

Sick Sad Little World...
I see that you are here. but you really are not.. I see that you pay attention but you really don't I miss you being there for me even though you really weren't I miss talking to you... even though we really didn't I wish that you were here I wish that you could see I see that you still care I wish we could still be I know that you don't hate me even though that's what you want me to think I know that you still care for me I know that you still look I have seen your face a thousand times here and there I have seen your face a thousand times almost everywhere I know that you still look for me I see that you still care so why can't you just speak to me I know you still really do care...... How How did I let you get to me How did I not see How did I let you hurt me... How do I make it be I let you in I let down my guards I let you down I let me down How did I let you hurt me so How did I not let you know Why didn't I see what was happeni

Gangsta's Blog. Fo Shizzle
wats up guyz n galz. if u like wat u see on my fo shizzle den leave a comment nd ill get back 2 u. bt if u iz a lil waistman, derk-ed, poomplex dat jus a genuine timewaister den trek back to ur endz nd allow yourself. these are the words of JME.a true .G.

The Seach Begins...
Well, as you can see, so far so good. I gotta say, I think I have the hottest friends list in CherryTap. Thanks to all the dimes that hooked up w/ me so far. You're all awesome! And fine as hell. Sup fellow CherryTappers... I found CherryTap via the myspace account of Belladonna (a true honey). I noticed there are tons of hot women on CherrTap. I then decided to try to be "friends" with as many of them as I can and try to compile a list of the most beautiful women on CherryTap. I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, I just thought it would be fun. So, if you read this, let your hot friends know that they need to get at me. More to come...

Some Mess Up Shhhht From The Net
The Nine Satanic Sins by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987 1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid. 2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not. 3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecti

Life
Well it has come and gone and I am so tired from all the running around. We went to his brothers house on saturday for a get together and visited one of his friends and styed up till 3 am baking for christmas. Sunday we went to his brother's for another gathering and did the present exchange there. Stayed up until 2am wrapping presents and cleaning the house. Monday we went to see my grandpa and Chris's kids and then had to get home and get dinner started at our house and finish cleaning we had my family thing at my house. Finally at 10pm we got to relax. And then of course i got sick yesterday so I have been battling a cold ughhh! And here we are coming up on new years my favorite holiday! I have learned a lot in the past year. I had a bad relationship and stayed single for 8 months to just be me again. Along this jouney I found a great man that is everything i was wanting in a man. Now I had to re-adjust to life again and being with someone and not let my past relationship interfere

Friendship
" Rhea Danielle Lansdown " I'm writting you this poem casue I wanted you to let you know just how much I love you, as a sister and a bestfreind. And that truly means everything to me, and there is no way that's gonna change. I know that you are in heaven now, and that you are a angel watching over all your friends and family. In my heart you will never be forgoten, cause you will always be in my heart forever and always. When you left you took apart of me with you,and i know I should let you go,and go on with my life. But it's just not easy to let you go. I wish that I could of been there to say my goodbye's, and got to do things together. I know we had are good times and bad times, but yet though the years are friendship between each other grows more and more stronger than ever. And of corse that means alot to me deeply. You are my sister and bestfriend forever, and that really means the world to me. And in time we will see each other again. in heav

10 Things...
Ten Things That Will Make No Sense to You: THE RULES : - List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will. - Don't say who they are, try to use people only once. 1. i love you so much. you don't even know. it's like when i'm with you...everything in my world could be so perfect. it's hard to be away from you i love you. 2. as for you...i don't know what to think anymore...you morphed into a whole different person than i first knew. after you gone and did what you did. i don't know if i could stand to be around you without being scared. you were the first person i had found that i shared so many interests with...music and everything...i thought you'd always be there...guess i was wrong. 3. and you. wow. we've had the best of times. we've had the worst of times. but we're still friends. and you mean a lot to me. but, lately, i dk what to think. it's as if your life is one huge lie. you tell everyone all these OUT there things...we all know just live upto

No Mater What
were or how far we are from each other we will always be the best friends on this earth. no mater what you look like on the outside all that should really mater is what you fell inside you heart. no mater what other people think of you. just think how specail you are inside you, thats what counts the most of all.

Butterfly Love Land
Hello there! I came from A really special place called butterfly love land.I came all the way to show you my love and tenderness heart. And make your heart love and tenderness inside and outside your heart. You can show that you are a butterfly of love allso. So spread your wings, And show me the love in those butterfly wings. And i will show my butterfly wings to you too. Then you and I can fly back to butterfly love land together. And show everyone that there is butterfly love in this world,You just need to trie and find it in each other's love and tenderness hearts together.

Someone Will Always Love You....
someone will always love you.... and that someone will always be me someone will be there to love you. someone will always cherish the warmth of your smile and the happiness in your heart. soneone wants to always be close enough to care in every way and treasure each and every day spent together. someone will always keep you lovingly in mind and will welcome every opportunity to find you in happy thoughts. someone will always know that life is good because of you and tomorrow has a bright and shining hope that would'nt be there if you weren't here today. someone will always try to find the words to "thankyou" for filling life with dreams come true and with beautiful memories Hello there! I came from A really special place called butterfly love land.I came all the way to show you my love and tenderness heart. And make your heart love and tenderness inside and outside your heart. You can show that you are a butterfly of love allso. So spread your wings, A

You Bring Out The Sparckle Of
You bring out the sparckle of the light in my eyes. That brighten up every time you are arond me, And I'm around you. You make my eyes sparckle as bright as the moon and starts shine at night.You toched my heart, To make it shine my eyes so bright. That the rightness gets brighter and brighter each day we are around each other, and in each others arms, Day and night.

Love From The Heart To A Rose
love from the heart is really something special to have in you love life. love from the heart to a rose the heart and the rose have special ways in life to grow, the heart grows with love and the rose grows in a way too. love from the heart to a rose here we go you are the heart and i'm the rose and are love grows in a slecial way and it grows stronger and stronger the more we fell stonger about are love for each other. love from the heart to a rose love is a wonderful thing to have and beauitful thing in your life, and that love for each other.

Useless Pictures
I do realize,that all photos deserve to be rated.But some are useless,senceless,don't make no sence photos.I'm sure I have a few Posted as well.As it is hardly anybody Rates my pic's.Which is Fine I don't give a Fuckin Damn if I'm Rated or not.But to put a N.S.F.W on a photo of me or my Sobriety Dog.You Mother Fuckers have a Hell of a nerve.Just Venting a bit is all.Just don't ask me to Rate Senceless Photos,because I don't no how to rate that sorta stuff.Most of u all have awesome stuff to Rate.420 has great stuff,as do a bunch in my familly,Friends + fans.Most of it is great.Peace u all have a good Day. Power to the People!

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!
I WANTED TO WISH ALL MY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND FANS A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR, SO STAY SAFE AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRITMAS. HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL! MUCH LOVE, RAMONA!!!! Courtesy of MsTags.com

My Friend!
Several months ago i met a wonderful man named Doug. He touched my life in a way that no one will ever understand! He's an amazing person, loving husband and a devoted father. Currently he is in a contest for the Best Pic of 2006 and his pic is just absolutely amazing! I honestly believe it should be in the Time Magazine Best of 2006! Check it out for yourself! While u are there.. please feel free to comment bomb his pic! He would do the same for you! trust me.. he's like that! So please.. once u see that pic.. u wont NOT be able to go see it and leave your vote!

Fire Fighter Needs Prayers
Please pray for the families of the 2 Boston FF who died a few weeks ago. The media is having a hay day raking leaked reports of drugs and alcohol on board during their deaths. TY for all the prayers for a fellow fire fighter. He is back on the job and as healthy as ever!!!! This site just keeps getting wierder all the time. Has any one ever got this error message before? Error: you've reached the daily photo rating limit for your user level. It will keep me from rating any of your pics until tommorrow!!!

Rip I Will Love And Miss You
Dear kim I am sorry I was not there to save you I am sorry that I didn't do more to help you when the signs where there so clear to me now looking back on it you siad in your own words Jason he is gonna kill me if I try to leave I am sorry I never did more I am sorry that you got killed I am sorry that that I will never be able to have all night phone convos about nothing at all I am sorry that we will never go out drinking or just hang out and shoot the shit I am sorry that I let you go and go be with a jerk I am sorry Kim Fay RIP I WILL ALWAYS LOVE AND MISS YOU MORE THEN U WILL EVER NO JIMMY MAY YOUR SOUL ROT IN HELL FOR TAKEING HER FROM US ALL I HOPE YOUR HAPPY AND LIVE WITH THIS EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING SCUM BAG PIECE OF SHIT

Bye Homo Depot
Yeah so friday night i got so trashed I dont even remember alot of shit...I was supposed to work Saturday morning but I wouldnt even wake up. So I didnt go to work and called and told them. Yesterday they fired me which is fine because I was getting sick of the place anyways.

Love Letters
We lit some candles, turned on some romantic music and got in the shower. After we both got wet, you turned off the water and turned to me with a smile, handing me the soap. I took the soap and lathered it up, then I began to glide the soap along your back skin. I started at your upper buttocks and slowly worked my way down, lingering on your ****. By then, I was whispering and craving for you to do the same , but you urged me to continue, and I did. I slid my soapy hands along your ** and thighs, and up between your , thoroughly lathering your . You sighed, and, seeing the on your face, I could not control myself no longer. I turned the water back on, the warm sensation tingling against my flesh, and after I'd thoroughly rinsed you off, I bent you over the bath tub and made ?guess to you--the same way I intend to this every day of my life. Love, i didnt get right some of the words but i would really love it to have such an opportunity with you I'm lying on our bed, prete

Goldie
Just wanted to let you know that I\'ve been conning people on this site ever since I joined back on Dec 18 2006. I started out by having my other profile of cherry red which I used to promote my real profile. My profiles are All I care about is gaining points so what I have done is stomp on people to make it happen. I want so bad to be #1 that I started to have contests and reward the contestants with blasts. But now I don\'t want to pay up for those blasts because I\'m already #1 now so I don\'t have to try hard anymore :) I like to screw over people. cherry red is my other personality and I become a bitch when I log on as her. When I am Kari I try to make myself look innocent and a marter then I login to cherry red to come defend me or promote my profile. You see my profile cherry red was given 1500 fans on sign up so it made the profile look popular that way I can promote my real profile and people would think that I\'m a somebody :) Well here are some of the profiles I use feel fr

This Is My Ex Wife- She Is In A Friends Contest- Please Help Her.
i will always love you an be there for you. i love you butterbutt. just get better. you need rest and you need to get help for your heart. i miss the funny times we had together-

Related Prophecies
"...he shall be scorched, blackened by the fires of the world. Men and women shall rise against him. Yay, he shall be tortured and burned, and still shall he stand. Upon a rock of limestone shall he sacrifice himself, losing his own life to give unto others the gift of happiness...and then shall he be risen, from out his own ashes, to become a phantom of the winds, and a terrible bane to those whom he died for. From ashes to flames, dust to flesh." -The Oracle of Amadeus, Chapter 14

Here's Something For Everyone Feel Free To Rip And Send To Everyone
I jsut went through all of my pics there are some older ones along with some new pics that i have picked up from different things so please drop by and take a look and rate or comment if you like. Get Funny Graphics Cats codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes

My First Blog
Yule: circa December 21st by Mike Nichols copyright by MicroMuse Press Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the 'Christmas' season. Even though we prefer to use the word 'Yule', and our celebrations may peak a few days BEFORE the 25th, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, carolling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a 'Nativity set', though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the Baby Sun-God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with it's associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why both Martin Luther and John Calvin abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknow

Hydro/organic Grow Tips & Rooms
I would like to share my knowledge of indoor and out door hydro and organic growing techniques. These can be applied to just about any type plant and a great way to have a fresh supply of organic free Herbs, Vegetables, and Flowers. Please feel free to add comments and techniques that you have learned through your own experience. Please keep negative comments and un-kindly banter out of my blog thanks. I would like to give a simply and effective way to make all Organic fertilizer for hydro and Soil/ Soil-less mixes. Supplies needed: 1. 5 Gal. bucket (new) 2. 55 Gal. NEW trash can or tank. 3. Lawn waste (leaves and) Kitchen by products i.e. Veggie peels and cores (no seeds) Fish skin and insides, egg shells, etc. 4. One aquarium air stone and pump. 5. Rope and pulley system. 6. One cup of Night crawlers (worms) 7. Organic Blood/Bone meal, Bird or bat guano. First drill Â¼â€™â€™ holes all around the 5 gal. Bucket, about two inches apart. Then add all of your worms and l

Vote $ Me, Please!!!!
I know that I don't use to post blogs... but I'll appreciate your votes my dear friends! Sweet kisses. Paul This is my first blog and don't know about its feedback, but here it goes... I'm actually in 2 contests and I'd appreciate your votes (THANK YOU CTEXASTORNADO & GABBY!!!) The links are: http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144345&albumid=138430&i=851754872 and http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=93009&albumid=149099&i=851754872 THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL OF YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Sweet kisses all over }{ Paul

New Here Could Use Some Help!!!!!!!!!!
im new here and so far i dig the site.im a colorado kid so of course im into all the snow sports but im also into motorcycles and the beach.i have a kawasaki 1100 that used to be my brothers but hes gone nowand it became mine.im looking for a sportster but the cow will stay 4-ever.my bro gave his life in a roadside ambush ,so its very sentimental.like my bud renegadelvr,he was a marine.anyway,lets leave that alone,im here to have fun.hey,dont confuse my handle with sex ya all.it was something my bud and bro had as a joke.they were going to get me a soft tail motorcycle so please no comments on the name.hope ya all write,i could use the company!

Bondage
saw this on a friend of a friends site and had to repost it for those interested to read. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we'v

For My Gnr Babe
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Snatch Your Mind Back Zombie
Aaron Russo - The architecture of a prison planet - No Law Forcing Us To Pay Taxes. check the 16th amendment yourselves ;] RE: Aaron Russo: The Architecture Of The Prison Planet ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Dalibor Date: Jan 31, 2007 6:35 PM Aaron Russo: The Architecture Of The Prison Planet saalome GothicGhetto ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: GothicGhetto Date: Jan 31, 2007 3:45 PM From: Brandon Date: Jan 31, 2007 1:57 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: THE ANTI SHEEPLE Date: Jan 31, 2007 9:48 AM From: Guy Francis de Moncy Burgess From: Leo/FightNWO-Resisting World Government Aaron Russo: The Architecture of the Prison Planet Runtime:1:09:23 Aaron Russo joins Alex Jones for a fascinating sit-down in depth video interview on a plethora of important subjects. Aaron begins by describing how the draconian and mafia tactics of Chicago police w

Love
Another day has come and gone But to many it is a special day They each other candy and flowers They have special meals They spend that special time together Not me I spend it my son and my dad It is another day that has come and gone No man to buy me flowers No man to spend money on me This is just another day to me So to all those who believe in love And celebrate this day I say these words Happy F****** Valentine's Day And with that I leave you She sits alone Watching for her lover Waiting to hear him say her name Wanting to feel his touch To hear the words Waiting for the lover who will never come. She sits alone Watching for her lover Waiting to hear him say her name Wanting to feel his touch To hear the words Waiting for the lover who will never come.

The Nek Back
yo everybody tune in live tonite check out BIGNEK live on WWW.WFUCKOFFRADIO.COM it should be great show 10pm til midnight. catch the razors edge at 11pm est. for the freshest recap of the gathering of the juggalos 2007. BIG NEK is in Bay City for a hot minute

Funny 19
1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance; 2) Two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. The positions are, therefore, eliminated; 3) The three French hens will remain intact. After all, everyone loves the French; 4) The four calling birds will be replaced by an automated voice mail system, with a call waiting option. An analysis is underway to determine who the birds have been calling, how often and how long they talked; 5) The five golden rings have been put on hold by the Board of Directors. Maintaining a portfolio based on one commodity could have negative implications for institutional investors. Diversification into other precious metals, as well as a mix of T-Bills and high technology stocks, appear to be in order;

Sin Vs Sun
I was not going to do this, but it's going to come out of me one way or another, so I might as well archive it somewhere only my family can find me. I come home early. I notice an odd car in my parking space. I see some of you know where this is going already. I call Her. Hi hon, hows your day? Anything interesting going on? Bored huh? We'll see. I walk in my house, first thing I hear is oh shit and a door slam shut. This is the point where I found out where this was going. I walk through a door that hasn't been closed in ages or so I thought, kitties can't get to the litter box if it is, just the layout of my house. I notice my liquor is gone. Another bottle of rum, not my brand is on the table. He is pretending to sleep on the couch. Stop. Don't do this Jason. Forget about it, go spend some time with Uncle Satan. You knew. Rewind. We've been fighting for awhile now, I'm not really sure whats wrong, everything I do or say seems to lead to a fight. We hav

Liar
Ever put someone on a pedestal,then..when they crap on you..the sheer gravitational force of it leaves you completely flattened? I loved this person in my own way.The things he said brought me hope for a better future. Thanks while it lasted. Kinda sick to think about how special it made me feel to hear "I had to jerk off with yer scent on me."

Funny18
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden sc

Funny 18
APPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV. BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. CHAIR: Spot left vacant by mid-meal bathroom visit. COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling. CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of China, India, Africa, or Europe (check one). DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal. EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes. FAT: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on pieces of meat they do not wish to eat. FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair. FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers. FRIED FOODS: Gourmet cooking FROZEN: Condition of children's jaws when Spinach is served. FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert. GERMS: The

A Life Unlived....
Its your choice but let me remind you both will lead you wrong.... So choose.......... verbal abuse or enternal darkness? it's your choice... The screams or forever silence?? it's your choice... to be hated or to be forgotten? it's your choice... take the path thats laid before you or be laid to rest? It's your choice now choose.... LIFE.... or DEATH.... YOU BROKE MY HEART YOU MADE ME CRY FOR THAT I WISH YOU WOULD DIE THE PAIN YOU CAUSED WAS JUST TOO MUCH AND NOW THE ONLY THING TO DO IS FUSS YOU DID IT TO ME ONCE YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN WHEN WILL YOUR STORY EVER END YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT YOU COULDN'T KEEP ABOUT THE LOVE YOU HAD FOR ME I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SAY SO WHAT YOU USED ME Are you sure I am not looking past you, at some twisted little vision of a person tied down screaming from a painful deadly incision? Am I laughing at these wicked thoughts? My soul is dripping with sin. I have so much anger t

Just Whatever Lol
http://www.myspace.com/jasonandike HERE IS A BAND FROM HERE THAT ARE REALLY GOOD. IF U HAVE MYSPACE PLZ CHECK THEM OUT OR EVEN IF U DONT U CAN STILL LOOK AT THEIR PAGE. add them if u dont care cause their trying to spread their music all around the world. hey everyone whats up. was wondering if anyone has heard of this following website? if so are you on there and would u like to be friends there as well. if not then you should join it its a really cool site. its kinda like this only instead of cash its peanuts you use for gifts and things like that. so if you want to join COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK BELOW http://xuqa.com/challenge/361028 I WAS WONDERING IF EVERYONE WOULD MAKE A PICTURE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT YOU LIKING ME, LIKE THE PICTURE IN MY FOLDER PICS FROM FRIENDS WITH THE PICTURE MY FRIEND BRANDI MADE FOR ME. I was wanting to know if everyone on here would make a picture saying something nice about me or saying they like me as their friend or something so i can ad

Funny 17
If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -- you just might be a Scrooge If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas -- you just might be a Scrooge If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson -- you just might be a Scrooge If your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata -- you just might be a Scrooge If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might be a Scrooge If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a Scrooge If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon - you just might be a Scrooge If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a Scrooge If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log - you just might be a Scrooge If you th

Life And Death
I do not the title of this or who wrote it. A friend found and I feel at this time it expresses how I feel. It is on my profile. Love is when you shed a tear and still want him It's when he ignores you and you still love him It's when he loves another girl but you smile and say "I am happy for you" When all you want to really want to do is cry. One minute the world is in front of you. The next it is gone. Life is funny that way. We go all our lives in hope to find someone we can be close to and then when we are given the chance we take it for granted and then before we know it is gone. I have felt this. Now it is to late. I never had the chance to tell him how I felt. I want to telll him I never stopped caring and now it is to late. I was scared to feel. Afraid of getting hurt. I didn't know what I wanted. Maybe it was our personalities were to similar and it was our stubborn streak or other people's meddling that kept us apart. I know this much I never lied to hi

Funny16
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years -and each time the package gets harder to open. This year the pants came wrapped in a car mashed into a 3-foot cube. The trousers are in the glove compartment of a 1974 Gremlin. Now Collette's plotting his revenge--if he can get them out. It all started when Collette received a pair of moleskin trousers from his brother-in-law, Larry Kunkel of Bensenville, Ill. Kunkel's mother had given her son the britches when he was a college student. He wore them a few times, but they froze stiff in cold weather and he didn't like them. So he gave them to Collette. Collette, who called the moleskins "miserable", wore them three times, then wrapped them up and gave them back to Kunkel for Christmas the next year. The friendly exchange continued routinely until Collette twisted the pants tightly, stuffed them into a 3-foot-long, 1-inch wide tube and gave th

Funny 15
Tired of people telling you how to get through the holidays without gaining ten pounds? Bah humbug! Here are tips to really enjoy the next week 1. About those carrot sticks. Avoid them. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum-balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single- malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that is has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnogaholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4.

WELL HERE U GO NEXT WEEK ON CHRISTMAS IS MY 37TH BIRTHDAY. I'M PISSED AT MY EX.. FIRST YESTERDAY THE 18TH WAS MY DAUGHTERS 18TH BIRTHDAY AND SHE FINALLY CALLED ME BC SHE HAD TO BC AT FIRST HER DAD WOULD NOT LET HER CALL ME THIS IS MY THING I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS PREGNANT WITH HER FOR NINE MONTHS AND I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS IN LABOR WITH HER FOR 23 HRS NOT HIM WHAT GIVES HIM THE FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL HER SHE CAN'T CALL HER MOM.. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME SHE WOULD NOT BE HERE...ITS HIS TIME TO HAVE HER FOR THE HOLIDAYS NEXT YEAR IT IS MINE SO IT JUST PISSES ME OFF WHEN HE TELLS HER THAT SHE CAN'T CALL ME... ANOTHER THING I TURN 37 IN 6 DAY YES MY BIRTHDAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY..THAT SUCKS I DO HAVE TO SAY THIS YEAR I GOT A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AND I SAID YES TO HIM AND I GOT A VERY PRETTY ENGAGEMENT RING TOO..HE HAS BEEN THE BEST THING TO ME IN A LONG TIME.. I JUST WISH MY CHILDREN WERE HERE TO MAYBE I'M BEING A LIL SELFISH BUT I THINK I HAVE THAT RIGHT... PLZ TE

Friends
The Cherry. With measured cadence's soft vibration, Silently and one by one; In deepened sighs to awe relation: And a cherry's mission is done. Still more silently, the breathing Of a peaceful zephyr calmed to sleep, Tranquilly hushes; the boughs cease wreathing, And a cherry its vigils keep. A bird in a neighboring thicket Is flinging a paean sincere; Filled with praises of quality in cricket, And a cherry blushes to hear. In silence his notes seek an echo, Hoping that accepted they might be; Still silence is the price of his gusto, And a cherry's thanks are free. Now a sunbeam warm is tendered, By the grateful aid of a leaf; Hope to a fainting heart is rendered, And a cherry is robbed of grief. A cool but effeminate moment, A passion with hasty words spoken, Rends a tie by purity lent; And a cherry's

New...
Well..I have no idea what i'm doing. Just trying to meet new people. So if ya interested drop me a line. So, my best friend Julia claims to be in love with this kid named Chad. And this boy uses her for sex and rides to wherever he needs to go. And she just lets him do it. And I don't understand why, even though I know they've been through alot. And I haven't been very supportive of her, but she's really fucking up. Not to say that I never fuck up, because I do, but that's beyond the point. I just don't know what she see's in him. He's worthless. Has no job, no money, no car. Get's thrown in jail alot and people have to bail him out. He fucks girls behind Julia's back, but she's so blind to that fact, that she refuses to believe it even though she accuses him of it. I just think she likes to hear him say that he isn't fucking other girls. It makes her feel more secure. But it's so not true. Gah. Guys these days. What happened to all the good ones? So, I have to be out of my house by th

Other
Why can't I speak when I have so much to tell? Why can't I write when I have so much in mind? Why can't I sing when there's music in my heart? Why can't I dance when there's rythm in the air? Too many words left unspoken Too many things left undone Why can't it be and why can't I? For all I know this pain deep inside Took the gladness from my heart. Is this the pain of missing you? Is this the reason behind it all? Hear the agony of my heart Longing for you and for your touch Feeling your lips, feeling your face Missing your kisses and warm embrace. When will the waiting ever be over? For as long as were apart I can never be whole I just want you to know That my heart is aching because "I'M MISSING YOU!" I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant.... who loves to end a hug with a

Holidays
hey all i need help tried doing a morph an upload got error that not supported what am i doing wrong helpppppppppppppppp my friends pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im bored needs friends an help using this place lol hi all hmm i love this sight but how can i text my cherrie peps at once arggggggg confusing but hey i love u all terry

My Vents Without Wasting A Mumm Lol
I am just venting out of a matter of Ive about had it with the over abundance of ignorance this week, and I am now convinced beyond a doubt that stupid people shouldnt breed... We have several occupations that deserve the unasked for without a doubt respect. The Military, Police, Fire, and Medical fields. Now, Do I myself place one a little higher on the respect scale as the others.. yes.. All of these occupations save lives in one form or another.. yes.. All these occupations risk their lives in one form or another.. yes.. All these occupations have greatly influence society in one form or another.. yes.. But to me, in my opinion, and it is by any means degrading ANY of them, but there is one that deserves slightly more respect.. it is our Military. Yes, they do everything the others do, without question.. but with one slight difference.. When they go to the "job" they could be gone for years. They miss their childs birth.. the first time they see their childre

Best Christmas Dinner
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. This won first prize. Christmas With Louise As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also su

"i'm Up For Sale!"
Here's the rules!! Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and see who wants to own you The first people to leave you a MESSAGE. saying "I own you", owns you It's that simple p.s Repost because this is funny and surprising to see who gets you first! if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer

Profile Pics!!
A little advice for the young women out there. I've noticed that some of you have issues with guys looking at your sexy pics. You put them on your site for EVERYONE to see, then you get upset when guys contact you and make comments about them, or try to hit on you or talk sexy to you. My advice is--PLEASE GET A CLUE!!!!!!! Seriously, if you don't want this to occur, simply create a folder that only "FRIENDS" can view. Think about it. Done?? Here it is. You write in your profile," I don't want to talk sexy, or want sexy comments, etc." Than you post pics for EVERYONE TO VIEW in your underwear or less. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Do yourself and EVERYONE ELSE a favor(or FAVOUR in Canada, Australia, U.K.) and create a folder for PRIVATE USE ONLY. Yo

Colours
THE AGONY IS SO GREAT..... AND YET I WILL STAND IT. HAD I NOT FOUND VERY MUCH I WOULD NOT HURT SO MUCH. BUT GOODNESS KNOWS I WOULD NOT. WANT TO DIMINSH THAT PRECIOUS LOVE BY ONE FRACTION OF AN OUNCE. I WILL HURT AND I WILL BE GRATEFUL TO THE HURT. FOR IT BEARS WITNESS TO THE DEPTH OF OUR MEANINGS. AND FOR THAT I WILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO YOU, MY LOVE. THE SKY IS PURPLE IN MY WORLD. THE PEOPLE ARE ORANGE AND PINK. THERE'S SO MUCH COLOR CONFUSION, THERE'S HARDLY ANY ROOM TO THINK.. I CAN SWIM IN A GREEN SEA IN MY WORLD, AND VIEW TREES OF FUSCHIA AND BLUE. I WOUNDER IF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME UNDERSTAND AS MUCH AS I DO. I CAN PICK BLACK AND WHITE FLOWERS FROM BEAUTIFUL GRASS OF DULL GREY, AND THEY ALL WHISPER TO ME THAT WE'LL REALIZE THE UNIMPORTANCE OF COLOURS ONE DAY..

Love
well i am so happy magickme and i set a date 07-07-07 we are gatting married. we have already got the rings, place and soon we will have everything else. i am so happy. soon magickme will be part of los varelas QUE ESTA ARRIBA CON ALGUNAS MUJERES, ELLOS ACTUAN COMO ELLOS LE QUIERE ENTONCES CUANDO USTED ES SUFICIENTE MUDO que ELLOS CORREN ESPANTADO, BIEN PERMANECERE SOLO PARA UN TIEMPO LARGO LARGO, SOLOS MEDIOS PERMANECEN INTOXICARON NOCHA ES COLOCADO DIARIO WTF IS UP WITH FUCKING FEMALES. I DIDNT DO ANYTHING FUCKING WRONG AND I GET TREATED LIKE I JUST KILLED SOMEONE. PINCHE CABRONSA YO NO SAVY POR QUE YO NESSITE TIENES.

My Eternal Love
I could never tell you my true feelings, That I feel for you. I'll keep them to myself, What I feel is true, you see. But I know we can never be, Too many things to get in our way. I can only dream of you holding me one day, I think of you with every waking minute, And long for you each night. Wish I could share with you, what is in my heart. But I am afraid you don't feel the same, And my heart will be torn apart. So for now, I'll keep my secret to myself, I'll just keep Praying that someday, You'll take me by the hand, and tell me you feel the same way. Until then I'll just keep loving you, And hope that one day, you will love me too... Family, people who you know, Family, that will never let you down, And in case you get in trouble, They will always be at your side. Family, they help me in ways some people wouldn't understand, Family, loves me no matter what the problem is and how impossible the solution should be. My life is like my family in

Photo Contest
I am in another photo contest, and thanks to all my friends out there I won, And now the same photo is in a contest again, Please vote for it and rate it. And bombing is ok in this contest.. Thank you for the help XoBiigBiitchXo Here is Link for photo contest

Things That Have Caught My Eye! Answer In Comments
01. How many times a day would you kiss me? 02. How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 03. Would you let me take you places? 04. Would you love me? 05. If we went out on a date would you let me pay for it? 06. Would you let me take you somewhere's special? 07. If I was sick... what would you do? 08. If we had sex...what would you do afterwards? 09. If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10. Would you tell me? 11. Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12. Would you bow it out 4 me? 13. Would you care about what I wore when we go out? 14. Would you go to the club with me? 15. If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16. If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17. If a girl/boy tried to talk or dance with me at the club what would you do? 18. Would you give me your myspace password? 19. If I gave you

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Simple's Blogs
hoe do i use the trackz i want to add some but i never used them !!! Vincent -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Her i wanna know what could be a great tatoo a design .. a pics..or something.. with this : ( something ) Sensual Naughty Romantic sexy but that is not too vulgar what i mean is like for exemple my grand mother can see it without been traumatized !! hehe !!! if you have any idea please can you senf me or tell me what it is !! i have a lot of difficulty trying to find one !!! thanks to all ;)

The Perfect Christmas
The Perfect Christmas The perfect christmas, would be held with much family and friends, all gathered in one place, to spend this special time, with those they love. ~ So now dreaming, of that one perfect christmas, with the special people in my life. ~ Pictures i see flashing, through my mind, of beautiful white snow falling, a tree, with presents under it, in front of the window, and everything laughing, having a good time, while opening, their gifts. ~ Such a wonderful time of the year, hopefully being the perfect christmas, that we all wish for. MERRY CHRISTMAS..HAPPY CHANUKAH....KWANZAA WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, HUGS AND LOTS OF LOVE DONA

Whatever...
stare at the sun by thrice i sit here clutching uselessness keys to doors that dont exist i crack my teeth on pearls i tear into the history show me what it means to be in this world, yeah in this world cause i am due for a miracle im waiting for a sign ill stare straight into the sun and i wont close my eyes till i understand or go blind see the parts but not the whole studied saints and scholars both no perfect plan unfurls should i trust my heart or just my mind? why is truth so hard to find in this world? yeah in this world i know theres a point ive missed shrine or stone i havent kissed scar that never graced my wrist a mirror that hasnt met my first but i cant help feeling like im due for a miracle once again...not mine but i really like this song pain by everlast somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady somewhere between the yeses and nos you can find a maybe somewhere between the highs and lows you can spot the middle and

Need Company!
How long should you know some one before falling in love with them and wanting to marry them. I'm bored off my ass. I'm looking for some attention! Any takers. comment and rate me. messages are welcome too.

Stuck Up People
I'm in a really Kool contest about ink that people had done for people we cared about and now I would like a little help. Don't get me wrong I would like to level up to but when it's something like this I get FUCKIN' BENT.If people would quit cryin' and work at it it would be really cool here but we have a lot of whinners HERE.

Godliness
This is something i came across recently....a group of people were asked to tell us their theory about the existence of God.....this is what everyone voted on as best answer...... Understanding the existence of God: facts and figures... Does God exist? If you are a theist... you already believe in the Existence of God! If you are an atheist... you look forward to clues which would scientifically or otherwise prove the Existence of God. Both the theories are correct. It is only saying that the glass is half full and the other half empty! Belief in the Existence of God stems from extreme faith in the system of God the Almighty Creator. Being on the highest level of manifestation... human beings understand that nothing gets created on its own. If we believe in the fact that the whole cosmos is the creation of God then we believe in the surmise that "God Does Exist". On the contrary atheists desire a proof of Existence of God. As per Jainism beliefs there is no Existence of

Christmas Woes
Well, its that time of year again.... the time of gift buying and gift receiving. I'm sure all of you have, at one point in time or another, had an issue getting someone a Christmas gift. Some people are simple to buy for. They are so predictable that no one, not even the deaf and dumb man on the corner can mistake what to get them. Others are a never-ending jigsaw puzzle of countless possibilities. Like that guy off the commercial (cant remember his name, but no-one wanted to draw his name) they drive anyone who needs to buy for them to the breaking point, or even past that point into insanity. So I want to know people, what do you do when you are in such a situation, where you dont know what to get, yet a gift card is unacceptable as it just screams that you gave up on trying to figure out what to get them.

Looking For Hope!
I'm sitting here tonight feeling very blue, Christmas is just days a way and I am lonely too. I have some friends yes I know this is true, But then I ask can I count on you? You say that you understand and that your here for me, But when I really needed you your nowhere that I see. No one likes to listen to someone who is depressed alot so they moan and groan, But where does that leave me yes I'm all alone. I love a man who isn't here he moved so long ago, I gave up the chance to be with him for another man my love to show. I don't think he loved me at lest not in that special way, I hope that my true love will come and take my blues away. I still love that man that moved away and yes the other too, His friendship is more important and solid like some glue. So wish me luck as I move on that I shall find some hope, Cause the life i'm living feels like a hanging rope.

Wiccan/pagan/spiritual/etc.
(From a bulletin by Bobby black) Long before the coming of Christianity, with which this time of the year has become inextricably linked, people all over the world celebrated the rising of the Midwinter sun and the birth of the gods who held out to them the promise of a New Year with new hopes. The Roman Saturnalia as its name suggests, was the celebration in honor of Saturn, the Roman god of agriculture and time, from whence we have inherited Saturday or Saturn's day. His feast was celebrated from December 17th to the 24th. It is an ancient festival from which we derive many of the traditional celebrations associated with Midwinter. The halls were decked with holly branches and evergreen wreaths. People visited family and attended lavish banquets and holiday parties. Gifts of silver, candles, figurines, and sweets (often tied to evergreen wreaths) were exchanged. It was also customary to light candles and roam the streets singing holiday songs (albeit often in the nude). Even th

Random Thoughts
im stuck and 99.99% whats kind of BS is this ive been answering MUMMS and rating stuff and im stuck...help! ok i just got to crush alerts.....who sent them hehe? im looking for someone who can download some music for me cuz my computer cant. anyone wanna help?

Site's
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite How often do you like to have sex?: 4X A DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a few times How do you feel about one night stands?: they suck How many one night stands have you had?: 4 What's your favorite position?: any Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YES How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS ON THE PARTNER Do you get off first or do they?: they Do you like kissing during sex?: yes

Pretty Words
By Gwen Stacy Sound the alarms all eyes to the horizon Prepare for war put down the fear in your eyes We fight and die, bearing arms,free of fear Our colors nailed to the mast I may not make it back But I'll make sure someone never forgets me No regrets nothing left to loose. I may not make it back This night is mine So take a good last look at the blackened sky Put down the fear in your eyes I thought I'd never see this day The time to fight is now On to fight this war I decide who will live and who will die I decide who dies This night is mine This was my fate, giving in To your lips, to your eyes I should have known It would come back to haunt me Crooked smile, the reflection in your eyes That shows my weakness for Beautiful mistakes, Something that I know you've seen before, I'm not the first Set the trap, I'm falling for it every time I can't believe Everyone knew from the start This would come back to haunt me I can't stan

Moi
В моих очень многих вещах изменились, и очень много вещей только настолько трудно объяснить. Ich steige von der Armee in ein paar Wochen aus und hier ich weiß nicht genau was ich bin gonna macht.. In una mano ho Cathy... Si potrei essere con lei, ma la lotta e la gelosia deve fermare. L'alors il y a Michelle... Mais après une année, je n'ai rien trouvé avec elle jamais changerait et elle est juste gonna fait quel est meilleur pour elle et Phoenyx. Der også Wendy. Men hun gifter seg og jeg ikke ser meg selv være den annen guy. Jeg ve

Gettin Better!!!
Well, since my last blog entry, I have gotten so much better.....I feel soooo much better too....My car wounds have pretty much healed...the soreness is still there but other than that, I feel great!!! Another month or so, and I will be ready to get back on the dance floor and shake my azz!!!LOL!!! I am back out driving again......Scary huh? I woudl have to say life is pretty good right now........

How I Feel Tonight
It was 6 years ago New Years eve day he passed away & i just found a pick of him. If i could i would tell him i miss him so much. I hope he is proud of me looking down @ me from the heavens above. My son was the last great grandchild he spent time with, last person he gave a gift to. Even though he wasnt suppose to get down on the floor & play with my infant son he did. He treated my son like he was the most specail little guy in the world. I wish he was here to see how he is growing up. I was pregnant with my daughter & i wish she had the opportunity to meet him. I love you & miss you grandpop

Broken Heart
This just shows that the president knew the 9-11 terrorist attack was gonna happen .. and this is just another kick in the azz .. but someone is tryin to tell us that he knew all a long .. here is yet more proof..NOW WHO HAD THE TIME TO FIGURE THIS OUT?!1. Fold a new $20.00 bill in half......2. Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below3. Fold the other end, exactly as before.....4.Now turn it over......5.What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20.00 bills !!!COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE As if that wasn't enough.. her is what you've seen....Firstly the Pentagon on fire...Then the Twin Towers............ And now.. look at this!Triple coincidence on a simple $20 billIt gets even better 9+11=$20!! This is too interesting to pass up!Freaky. i dont understand why it is happening to me just when I thought things were starting to look up one of the worst things that could have happened to me happened my biggestest f

Things I Have Read On Here
You know i have read alot about things that happen to people but the one thing everyone needsto stop and think about are the kids they don't ask to be brought into this world we as adults bring them in. We need to take some time out and read some of these blogs . like the one about loseing a baby i know how that lady feels but mine had a little more of a happier ending i miscarried my daughters twin goinginto my 2 trimester. but the one that gets me the most is the rape one why in the world would a parent do that to there child . I'm am a rape seriver and it was my step-father and it still get to me at times . I think people like that should not be allowed to live if you have the same feelings as i do please repost this. you might not be where me and some of the other people are or have been and i hope the ones you have not had a childs death or a rape of any kind to you or your kids will not go through what we have suffer . So please don't judge us just because what people say about u

Songs That...
I've been thinking about all of the songs in my life that have been able to bring me to tears at some point or age (can be younger years or present years). There are quite a few of them and I want to try to recall them, so as I start to remember, this little blog will be for me to make notes of them. Please - feel free to add any that you are willing to admit have made (or continue to make) you cry. Believe me, this list is going to be totally ecclectic! *laugh* So far I have: Weekend in New England - Barry Manilow My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion Have You Forgotten - Darryl Worley One Last Time - Dusty Drake The Circle of Life - Elton John My Immortal - Evanescence Love of a Lifetime - Firehouse Nothing Else Matters - Metallica ** Right Here Waiting -- Richard Marx

For All The Military!!
IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO THAT WE CAN BE A FREE NATION, GO TO THE LINK BELOW. THE LINK EXPLANES WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A MARINE DIES AND HOW HIS/HER FAMILY IS NOTIFIED. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DEFINATLY GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BY THE END OF IT. IF NOT, SOMETHING IS WRONG. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO SEE IT. HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.photographychannel.tv/video/finalsalute2.html

Craziness
For all you people on my friends list I thought you might like to know that I am pregnant.....I'm only 3 1/2 months along but time is flying by...Don't worry I wont be keeping the baby fat...Things have been going well for me since I've past the throwing up stage....I'm just waiting to find out if it's a boy or girl....Don't be sad for I will be back in no time once the baby is born and will start taking more pics for you guys. This year for Christmas I wont be spending it with my family....This is my first Christmas with out all of those crazy people.....It's going to be a little hard for me....They have sent me stuff already and of course I cried when I opened the package from my mom and grandma because they put my baby christmas ornamites in there with mine and my boyfriends stockings.....My boyfriend said that no matter what he will make this Christmas special for me, so of course that makes me happy.....

Help Me Stop Sexual Predators!
THANKS TO THE AMAZING CHERRY TAP COMMUNITY, THE MARC KLAAS PROJECT MYSPACE PAGE HAS INCREASED IT’S FRIEND COUNT OVER 800% IN UNDER A MONTH! However, we still need your help. Please : *place us in your top friends. RIP THE LINKS BELOW AND PUT THEM IN YOUR PAGE, WEBSITE OR BLOG FOR US. *USE THE BANNERS BELOW TO JOIN THE YOUTUBE PAGE AND RATE AND COMMENT THE VIDEO!! *WE NEED TONS OF VIEWS AND RATINGS ON YOUTUBE TO GET MEDIA ATTENTION FOR THIS PROJECT!! We truly appreciate your help and support! With most sincere thanks, JOHN MILLER, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, “THE MARC KLAAS PROJECT”. hey everyone. i need more hits on the youtube page to get attention. we've received some honors in the past week in the news and journalism categories...we need many more views to be noticed. it's hard to compete with dudes jumping into piles of poo, i know, but let's do this! help me get this message to the media. rate the video, comment and join the page. di

Shirtless
What is wrong with all these male poozers and taking pictures of themselves with their shirts off. They think that just by taking off their shirts, females would be automatically attracted to them. And then you got these idiot guys with a little video of them lifting up their shirts to reveal a nipple. These people need to be hit in the head.

They Did It For You
IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO THAT WE CAN BE A FREE NATION, GO TO THE LINK BELOW. THE LINK EXPLANES WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A MARINE DIES AND HOW HIS/HER FAMILY IS NOTIFIED. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DEFINATLY GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BY THE END OF IT. IF NOT, SOMETHING IS WRONG. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO SEE IT. HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.photographychannel.tv/video/finalsalute2.html IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO THAT WE CAN BE A FREE NATION, GO TO THE LINK BELOW. THE LINK EXPLANES WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A MARINE DIES AND HOW HIS/HER FAMILY IS NOTIFIED. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DEFINATLY GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BY THE END OF IT. IF NOT, SOMETHING IS WRONG. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO SEE IT. HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.photographychannel.tv/video/finalsalute2.html

Elusionz And Delusionz
yep i rock, k thnx bye. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: sandra 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) Sanizzle 3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of middle name) Slee 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Green Black Panther 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born): Lee Buffalo 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Armsasch 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink) Green Water 8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Amecmce 9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne) Tommy Girl 10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:

Updates
I've at best had an erratic presence here at CT. Along with work I've recently opened myself to an old yet new experience. This Blog goes out to her as well. I met someone, here no less, that has turned out to be an incredible person in many different ways. The most important of them being, she gave me a deep sense of self worth. Unfortunately however timing and social conventions prevent her from following her heart. Normally I don't care enough about other people to really concern myself with such thoughts, at least not beyond the surface issues involved. Well this woman, that has the key to my heart, has brought me to a new juncture. I have to let her know here, and hence the rest of the world, because I've cut off all other forms of my communicating with her. For all the light she's brought into my life, knowing that she will not be a part of it has sent me in the opposite direction now. Where once I felt like a super nova, now I feel like a black hole. Because I know my dark natur

My Day....
OK here it is the most horrible day of my life so far... I went to work this morning and when I got done and walked outside my car wasn't there... So I went to our security at work and we went over hte tapes and someone stole my car around 3 hours after I got to work... The I had to sit at work for 3 1/2 hours waiting for th cops... Not to mention that I have a few christmas gifts in my trunk... So thats how it started then after I got home my monitor died on me so I had to take my sons monitor... My day is just getting worse and worse... But I want to say thank you to my husband because I dont think I could've made it thru today without him... He keeps telling me everything will be ok and I know that it will but I have to get over the devisation of losing my car cause it was the last thing my father bought for me before he died 2 years ago, he bought it for me like 2 months before he died so that I could take him back and fourth to the doctors and the hospital and now i lost him and m

Busted
I WAS JUST THINKING!THE TOP CHERRIES HAVE RED NAMES,THE TOP PREMOTERS HAVE PURPLE NAMES,THE VICS HAVE BLUE NAMES,THE BOUNCERS HAVE ORANGE! IT WOULD BE GREAT IF EVERYONE WHO HAD A SALUTE PHOTO WOULD GET THIER OWN COLOR TOO!THIS WOULD PREMOTE PEOPLE INTO WANTING TO DO A SALUTE TO PROVE THIER REAL!TO ALL CHERRY TAP STAFF>IT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER FOR SALUTED PEOPLE TO HAVE A COLOR ALSO SO EVERYONE KNOWS WHOS WHO! heres the real girls myspace link http://www.myspace.com/sexyhailie2005 UPDATE VICKY IS GONE!POOF AND DELETED

Christmas Wishes
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Boom in my bedroom []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []fuck me []rape me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Do I have nice eyes? [] yes [] no Would you be sad if I moved away? [] yes [] no Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no

Wtf
i was on here talking to my friend i havent heard from in a long time...well anyway i got this shoutout from a guy named "columbia city rocks"...he said that i could have him for xmas...so i started talking to him.. then he said to me oh never mind u fuck "niggers"...that just pissed me off so i went off on him...i hate people who have to look at the color of the person instead of what that person has to offer...so anyway he kept going on and on about "niggers" maybe he needs to look up what that word means cuz obviously he is one! anyway i was justa lil heated so i thought i would write about what was wrong wit me!!!

One Liners
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Funny One-Liners 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Always remember you're unique, just like everyon

New Pics
PLEASE RATE ME CAUSE I GOT MORE PICS BUT CANT CAUSE I AM FULLL UNTILL I GOT FATHER IN CHERRYTAP NUMBER 10 HI EVERYONE I AM GOING TO DELETE MY WHOLE PROFILE BECAUSE I DONT WANT THIS ANYMORE IT WAS FUN BUT ITS GETTING TO ME SO IF U WANT TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY XXXOOOO STEPHEN please rate my poems i need help cause i want to know if they are good enough so i wont be worried love ya and ty mwah!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bank Scams Need To Stop!!!
SCAM ALERT!!!! there is a current scam claiming to need us representatives to manage accounts for an international company. if you or someone you know have been scamed please contact me A.S.A.P. with enough people being scammed the U.S. Secret Service WILL ACT I have already been in cantact with them and now i just need your help gathering up as many people as possible that have been scammed.

Tays Deep Thoughts 'yeah Right"
its a beautiful day in cherry tap a beautiful day in the cherry tap would you be mine would you be mine would ya be my valentine i have always wanted to have a valentine just like you i have always wanted to live in the cherry tap with you so would ya be mine would ya be mine would ya please oh please be my valnetine HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE TAY

The Dark Side Of Salem
How come this wasted time is such a loss expressed on minds side? I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you Your kind is so amused and still confused by what you live with Your darkness just won't go away Your light, it's time for you to shine on today Nothing but darkness in me Darkness, night time No moon in the sky tonight Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today Life is darkness, forever remain, and again How come these things you say they always seem to grow and haunt me? I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you You seem to think that I would let things slide and have you change me This darkness just won't go away No light, inside for me to shine on today Nothing but darkness in me On a magical misty morning I was standing in the Autumn rain Suddenly the birds fell silent Would I ever hear them sing again... Hear them sing again... Without a word of warning I saw a shadow in the Autumn rain Ju

Videos
This video is dedicated to some of my closest and very dear friends on here. Each person has either made me smile or feel good about myself in makin me realize there is a light at the end of the tunnel.I know I don't have alot of people in this video but I could only make it shorter than 5 mins in order for it to fit so i can upload it to my Photobucket account..Rest asured if you are not in this video just leave a comment on this blog and i will see to it you will be in my next. Happy viewing and thank you for being a true friend. PS. no my bills are not taken care of yet. I just think I'm still online cus it is the weekend and don't believe the light company works on the weekend. I know my opinion is shared with alot of people and whoever does not approve of this video well they can go fuck themselves because I DO have the freedom of speech thank you and enjoy the show To all who know me my children mean the world to me and they will always be in my heart

Shit Happens
Well, another set of tasks for another ungodly pointless day has been brought upon me. If anyone finds a way to delete the sun, let me know (and yes, I've tried doing it from DOS and the Unix Command Line, niether have worked so far). Boredom continues to harsh my mellow as always, in conjunction with this forsaken city... But that's another story. Anyway, enough with the morose crap. I have a serious question. If there's anyone out there who knows a way to get divorced quickly and cheaply, let me know. My ex and I are currently stuck while trying to get divorced. The year was up on the second of this month, and the lawyer I had bailed on the initial "pay by month" plan we had set up. This sent me on a search for a new way, preferably under $500. My ex is getting impatient, and I have no clue where to turn now. I'm talking to another lawyer today, but it's not looking too great. Lemme know something if you have an idea. Beyond that, I gotta say something. For a straig

Random Things
To my cherry friends and family...I received this email today and I thought it was worth passing this around. Very upsetting...I do not have a problem with any type of person who can come into this great country and make a new life. I hate to use the term foreigner. This country helps foreigners to start there own businesses. I used to live in NJ and many Dunkin Donuts are own by foreigners. As do the rest of America I am sure. I do not have a problem with that. What I do have a problem with if they do support Al Quada or have employee that support Al Quada. I realized that you cannot control your employee thought and feels or views, but those employees feel the need to express his or her views to the customer, then that employee should be fired. I know this country as freedom of speech and I am using it myself right now. For anyone living in this country that supports Al Quada in anyway, shape or form then you needs to get the HELL out of this county. This morning my friend went

Could You Help My Friend Out?
For those of you that havent please!!! Rate this pic! Time is running out!!! Hey all my gorgeous friends and fans! sorry I've been away and haven't gotten back to you! But IM back now and will catch up with you! Was writing this blog to ask you for your help! My friend Lucy is in the 2 alarm hottie contest and really needs some help! Comment bomb her please! If you have any spare time! We both would appreciate it!!! Love, Joeylynne click this pic to comment!!! If all my friends would please go help Lucy out even with just 5 comments I would so much appreciate it! I ran out and so did she.She is behind and needs a little lovin' ! please take a few minutes to do this for me! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! Im begging! Thanks so much! MWAH! Joeylynne

Twas The Night Before Christmas (with A Twist)
A FIRE FIGHTER'S LIFE!!! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through the floor. __________________________ You wa

Blow Job That Change America
The Blow Job that Changed America by John Bredin (12/13/06) They ought to have a conference on it. America eight years after "that" blow job, given to president Clinton by "that" woman: the one he theatrically denied having sex with in one of the greatest TV moments of all time (finger crooked) -- in my opinion right up there with Elvis shaking his booty on the Ed Sullivan Show. They should invite philosophers, sexologists, historians, and psychologists -- and Bill Clinton too, if he wants to come -- for a panel discussion to plumb fresh meaning and insights, now that sufficient time has passed to allow for reflection, on this most profoundly earthshaking (and American) of all blow jobs. Ah, the miracle that it even happened! Contrary to right wing scolds, those dour descendents of the Puritans whose idea of fun was to grab some marshmallows and roast a frisky woman alive at the stake, desire is -- like duh -- a positive thing. Because we only live once, we're limited to a

Please Comment This Pic
Please help her.. and comment bomb this picture!! Please comment bomb this picture!! Winner goes by rating and comment together. Thanks!! I love my family, friends, boyfriend! My life is amazing!!!!!!!

Wicca
Few people realize that the origins of a form of Christmas was pagan & celebrated in Europe long before anyone there had heard of Jesus Christ. No one knows what day Jesus Christ was born on. From the biblical description, most historians believe that his birth probably occurred in September, approximately six months after Passover. One thing they agree on is that it is very unlikely that Jesus was born in December, since the bible records shepherds tending their sheep in the fields on that night. This is quite unlikely to have happened during a cold Judean winter. So why do we celebrate Christ�s birthday as Christmas, on December the 25th? The answer lies in the pagan origins of Christmas. In ancient Babylon, the feast of the Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were traditions of this feast. In Rome, the Winter Solstice was celebrated many years before the birth of Christ. Th

Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS AND A SPECIAL MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY SPECIAL CHERRY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE LOTS OF LUV YOU ALL OF YOU HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE FILLED WITH LOTS OF JOY AND PEACE KISSES AND HUGS

Song Of The Week 5
Yep, this time again. This weeks song is a song I can't stop listening to these days and it's BATTLEFIELD by Blind Guardian Song Name - Battlefield Artist - Blind Guardian Album - A Night At The Opera Song Number - 2 of 11 Song Length - 5:37 Lyrics It cannot be seen But there's blood on the green Only god knows I'm innocent Take me, take me home A dark seed reigns in me Like the storm rules over the sea I challenge thee, do not cross this bridge alone Don't dare me now The threatening shadows will pass by There're getting closer now Open your eyes Wake up my dear young friend And hate shall fade away I will not move, yet I'll stand still, instead There on the battlefield he stands Down on the battlefield he's lost And on the battlefield it ends War and anger shall reign The clash of iron can be heard By blindness you're driven insane I'm lost in anguish and grief Sorrow won't wane 'til you die A shattered body deeply hurt And darknes

Men
am a man and only a man win you go out you no you are who you are and what you are the only way the one way just do it make it dont brack it some times we fackit some times we dont we are evil not all here in this world we are men the only thing on earth that can kill for fun can take you down we are men do you want the world do you want your life we are me maybe we will take it maybe we will fuck it but in the end we are men.

The Devil Is Comeing
quiet my job got in a fight i dont now whats going to happen is tierd and was wating on you to get here i dont no i just did wokup with fire in my eyes and ready to take the world down i am righting my frstrasons out trying to main tang trying to make it go away not nowing if i was rone or i was right i sit here and cry thinking of god and what he would do not noing were the devil lerks knowing at ever corner there will be hert not noing were to stop only going farther to the won the place you seek win you are hert the way out is nere take me take me to the place i do nt fear for there only will i be free! the end a dredful thing we dont think of tell the end we race around back and forth not watch thos we love not worrying of mom or dad tell the end you sould hold the ones you love inbrceing and huging for tho the time will come win you no longer can hang on dark ness falls and cildren weep the black ness takes you deep deeper and deeper you goo searching for the one you no n

God V The Devil
eligel imagrents are here they are every were they make ur country littel do you no they are the back bone of the us and we will never win they are here and we are here wy cant we just love one anther and live in pice you no the rasesom is bad you no we cant live like this but we still do maybe some day we will under stand why we are here and why we are ner the world is here but whats out there all ways thinking out of this world never knowing were to go my life is long and god is nere so leve the fear and heat in the past dont give in to the devils crys in the end you will die? or will you be saved!!

Perfectly Flawed
I guess I needed a good swift kick in the butt to finally make some changes in my life. I definetly got that kick. I have been pretty weak lately, well for several months I should say. Not being able to take care of myself due the the situation I was in at the bike shop. Well it all caught up with me. Monday morning I went the the ER and was rushed by ambulance to La Crosse. I had a severe infection that focused mainly on my uterus. Which is why I put on the extra weight and couldn't lose it. The whole situation was really scary because I had no clue what was going on or how such a thing could happen. I finally got released from the hospital after several days of antibiotics. I am now basically on bed rest for almost a month then depending on how my appointment goes if everything is good I am fine if not then I might have to have surgery. I can no longer work at the bike shop so I will have to return the car and the cell phone as soon as I can get someone to go over there wi

Adventures In Gaming
so... I blame halo 3 for getting me back into shooter games haha but! shortly after the halo ... I got sucked into Resistance: Fall of Man. The story is based in the 1940s and is basically kind of like a world war...but with aliens. CRAZY aliens that infect humans and turn them into some kinda freaky hybrid lol There's a co-op feature (yay ^_^) but overall it was pretty cool! Their grenade selections are awesome (air fuels rawk) there's even one called the hedgehog that pops up and shoots out these massive spiney needles everywhere. There are stages where driving both human and alien tanks are needed .... so if you're like me and can't operate vehicles in video games if you're life depended on it.. just a heads up haha >_< lol that's where co-op comes in handy...i always jump on the gunner seat =P It's a cool game I would recommend it (after halo of course!) but the AI in the game is pretty smart too...there were plenty of times where we had to strategize before going into t

New York
So, I went to New York on Saturday with my mom! It was sooo much fun! Did some shopping for my friends and the boyfriend ~lol~ and some for myself haha... got me some clothes! There was a protest which was kinda scary there were gangs and everyhting there, but I'm not quite sure what the protest was about if anyone knows comment me and tell me! I love New York sometimes I seriously wish I lived there ya know? People know what I mean if they live there it is sooo rad! I wish I lived in a big city! The only thing that frightens me is crossing the street lol I just cross when everyone else does! My mom and me know exactly where we are going too we have been going up there for my birthday for like 6 years now I think! After getting back on the R&J bus it felt good to be going back home though cuz my legs and arms were killing me form walking and carrying all the stuff I bought it was crazzy stuff! Well, that was my exciting Saturday! Everyone that checks this and reads this b

Getting Bored With Site Already!
I get bored so freakin easily......must be why I love to drive fast cars and be the the fucking boss....no employer could take me :) Well, so far the only thing I can tell here is we visit each others pages...rate and leave comments...what am i missing?

Funny 14
"I can't believe that outfit she is wearing"; (said disdainfully). "Look at that guy!... Over there... behind the woman." "I think that's a man dressed as a woman!" "Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen?" (Chances are she hasn't seen that movie - and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her. "I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut case." "Help me, I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!" "Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I ever got away from her. What a moron." "I was just thinking how I felt sorry for her - since she can never hold a candle to you!" (This one might only get you punched, but its worth a try.) "Do you think she's prettier than me?" (Give her a taste of her own medicine!)

Kirk Is Here
here but..there are some messed up things going on here!! i have been a member or cherrylicious all request radio and they are AWESOME!! and now it seems as though there is a station out there copying what these people have done and thats just not right at all!! what has happend is there were 2 owners dj HOOCHIE and dj tormented...dj tormented was fired yesterday cause she apparently couldnt handle what true friends were all about .. and she is now with a new station which btw is the copycat station!! all of the misfits that dj HOOCHIE fired are all over there and thats fine but what i dont like is they are talking crap about a person who has busted her ass for CLR and dont deserve being treated this way!! everyone that is left on staff at CLR rocks!!! those over at that other lounge well heres a bit of advice.....GROW UP AND GET YOUR OWN THOUGHTS STOP COPYING OFF OF CHERRYLICIOUS RADIO!! you people will drop to dj tormenteds feet like dogs in heat and thats just pathetic!!! GROW UP PL

Funny13
R: You're the one W: Next. R: You really know how to satisfy a woman. W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane? R: You're the best I've ever had. W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl. R: What color are your eyes? W: Is my discharge still brown? R: You make me forget my problems. W: You make me forget I'm just 15. R: I think we should go away for the weekend. W: I think we should go to the clinic. R: I love you. W: I love you.

Bullshit
Why do women make life so difficult sometimes. For the last month I've been spending a lot of time with a friend of mine. She just got out of a relationship and has been saying how she doesn't want a relationship. We talk several times a day. I spend time with her a couple times a week. We sleep together, both in the biblical sense and in the literal sense. Ultimately I'd like to be in a relationship again, but at this point I just want some companionship. So after all this talk about not wanting anything more from anyone, why is she about to get into a relationship with some guy she met on Yahoo personals? And why the hell has she been sneaking around about it behind my back? I'm supposed to be her best male friend. The worst part is she keeps saying that these perverted things he says reminds her of things I've said. Only the things I've said have been in the context of sexual activity. She told him she wanted to take a nap and he said, so you want to get naked? The worst part of the

Roadkill
go check out the new pix...comments welcome I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That

For The Children
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his Watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play in

Absence
This weekend has been a long one... most assuredly. I am worn thin and quite tired. I usually enjoy the holidays but I find myself wishing they would hurry up and pass. Peace and quiet sounds good to me right about now. I haven't had time to check everything.. or to reply to everyone.. but don't worry. I haven't forgotten anyone and I do plan on commenting everyone back. I just need some free time to do that. So.. until then, know that you are all LOVED! X's & O's J

Sup Sup
Well been very exciting time been on a few trips had alo of fun had some issues from the past to umm tie up. Also i got a new job i am now a mortgage loan officer for southwest funding here in austin area i hope this works out. I am new to this kinda business so alot of learning to do but I think I can do it and btw if u need home finanacing heheheh call me.Well anyway it has been an eventuful few weeks i have done alot and had well some fun . leared some ppl i thought were my friends are stains upon the earth and that some i thought were my enemies are someof my truest friends and anything learned is good . BTW ppl do not be strangers u all know how to contact me and if u don't then damnit ask I always like to talk to new ppl and meet new ppl and just a fun loving guy . well i hate punctuation so gonna go and adios Well I won't bearound going back to shreveport for a few days. Life is good saw a decent concert last night in kileen,Tx . and was just giving a shout to everyone to say wh

Life
Man blogs are stupid no one really then unless they are your really good friend which is very few on here.... i have about three maybe that really do care.... other then that everyone else seem fake.... anyways so much for a blog that no one wil read except probably Jay cause hes a true friend and maybe Dan if he notices or Rick if he notices but on one e;lse will read it... but oh well its a good way to just vent and i have been needing to do aolt of that lately.......Anyways laters OK SO I AM TIRED OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON..NOTHING SEEMS TO GO THE WAY I WANT IT AND I AM SICK OF BEING SAD AND FEELING UNIMPORTANT..IT IS GETTING OLD..I HAVE VERY FEW FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY REALLY CARE AND I THINK THAT YOU TWO KNOW HOW YOU ARE AND I LOVE YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME ALWAYS...SOMETIME I FEEL THAT THE ONES I NEED THE MOST ARENT THERE WHEN I NEED THEM...I AM GETTING SICK OF THIS SITE AND THE DUMBASS PPL THAT ARE ON IT...I HAVE MET SOME REALLY COOL PPL ON HERE BUT THINGS NEVER END UP LIKE

Little Big Ranch
Ive been gone for some time now but im back and im going to tell you that's right my friends what I have been doing the whole time Ive been gone.Ive been working hard to make myself some money on line and working hard I have done.but now I have made it and im going to let my friends in on what I found out the hard way.You do not need to rack your brains out its really pretty simple.With the help from the right people you can jump right into the cash pie. http://www.yourbizwebsites.com/XMF5D7KR just go to my web page to get started with the help from my friends that did it for and with me.I'm not telling you you don't have to do nothing but I will tell you that it is set up for you to be able to do with help all the way.So go check it out and see for your self.I hope you will listen to my friends and trust them because they will bring you down the right bath and on the fast track to making cash for your self. Your Friend Dennis http://www.moneyjarfund.com/viewoffers.asp?or=t

Funny 12
...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one. ...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials. ...Please don't drive when you're not driving. ...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline ...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference! ...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine

Funny 11
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

~ Gg's ~ Kennel Pages
You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses your button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first person to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do? Think twice about your answer ~ it isn't as simple as you first think it is...

Without Love!!!
If I speak in the tongues of angels, but have not love I'm only a resounding noise If I have the gift of knowledge And if my faith moves mountains high But have not love I am nothing Though I know the One Who holds the stars in the heavens In the palm of His hand If I give all I possess To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing Without love Love's patient True love is always kind Love does not envy Never brags, it's never proud Slow to wrath, it keeps no records of wrongs against friends Love forgives We all could use forgiveness Though I know the One who holds (I know the One) The stars in the heavens In the palm of His hands If I give all I possess (All I possess) To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing (without love) oh... OOh... without love... oh Love never fails Love is true Love's the one thing that can always change you Love is patient Love is kind Love's the one reason the world s

Just Some Lite Reading Hehehe!
So all my friends and family here say I will look like Carmela Soprano when I "grow up"..... Not bad if ya ask me.... What do you think?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DONT IT SUCK WHEN UR OWN GAME GETS PLAYED ON YOU?!?!? I MEAN C'MON R U SERIOUSLY THAT DUMB!!! LMFAO... OH WELL I GUESS IT'S TRUE, THE BEST ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP! GUYS............... IF YOU GONNA CHEAT.............. ATLEASTE UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally My First One
Alright as alot of you know from my pictures, i do St Baldricks every year!! For those that dont know what it is, its a charity function to help raise money for childrens cancer research!! Every year i take pledges to sponsor me to get my head shaved to help support research to benefit children everywhere!!! The time is coming where i start asking for your help. If ya wanna and are able to sponsor me just let me know and i will get ya the information!!! I know some people wont be able to donate, but if you are i hope ya seriously consider it!! I hate begging but this is a great orginization that supports a very good cause!!!

About Me
SINCE IVE HAD SOOO MANY PPL ASKING TO VIEW MY PRIVATE PIX, HERE'S THA DEAL... THOSE PIX ARE PRIVATE FOR A REASON. YOU HAVE TO BE ON MY FAMILY LIST IN ORDER TO VIEW AND NO, I WONT ADD JUST ANYONE TO THAT LIST. THE PEOPLE YOU SEE ON THAT LIST ARE ONES THAT ACTUALLY TALK TO ME. THEY ARE PPL THAT I KNOW PERSONALLY, OR THAT I INTERACT WITH ALMOST DAILY EITHER ON HERE OR ON MESSENGER. SO IF YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THAT LIST, HIT ME UP SOMETIME AND GET TO KNOW ME! =) ( hehe you know u want to! ;) TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jinyi K Birthday: September 29, 1981 Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Multi Height: 5'4 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: if u really wanna know.. ask me The Shoes You Wore Today: does it really matter? Your Weakness: relationships.. lets leave it at that Your Fears: being alone tha rest of my life, never finding true happiness Your Perfect Pizza: dont eat pizza that much Goal You Would Like To Achieve

This Is How It Is
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps

Out On A Bender
when your body can't hold your soul we let it out to welcome it again another lost stranger that reminds you of an old friend we all need to roam sometimes better to drift off than to sit around waiting to die the life you live is only your own where you are is always your home just stick it out no need for control if it needs a change let your soul take a stroll but follow it you may enjoy what you could never have known

Will You????
Body: Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] let me take you home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] let me tickle you? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my gf? AM I... [_] smart? [_] cute? [_] funny? [_] cool? [_] loveable? [_] great to be with? [_] attractive?

Magical Boredom
i would rather/..... sleep then work drive then walk fuck then fight smoke then drink sing then talk dance then hop laugh than cry... sway me in perfect harmony balance my grace with song move meadows in dreamstate entrapping me in song swep moments of memorization captivate me in song release me from this seed of shadow take me away with song I can´t use what I can´t abuse And I can´t stop when it comes to you You burned me out but I´m back at your door Like Joan of Arc coming back for more I nearly died I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I cam to shut you up I came to drag you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart You burn and burn to get under my skin You´ve gone too far now I won´t give in You crucified me but I´m back in your bed Like Jesus Christ coming from the dead I nearly died

Funny Joke Let Me Know If You Like
how do you make you lover scream durring sex? call him and tell him who your with..... whats the diff. between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds whats the diff, between a hubby and a boyfriend? 45 mins. I want a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

Why Love?
Why? LOVE We all have loved and lost at one time just listen to me for a min. You love someone when all you want is that person you cant get them out of your head you give up everything and I mean everything to be with them all you want is to be loved in return. Trust me I know I would give up my world to have it all back!!! You know you love them when you see all the little things and yes I am going to get crazy for a min but you will understand little things like when she paints her nails or changes her hair the way she holds your hand lightly moves her finger over yours looks into your eyes you see things on her like a bump scrape or cut she get hurt and all you do is want to tke the pain you all know it the truth some of you are even thinking of your ex while reading this so I say WHY LOVE ITS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND AND IF WE HAD MORE OF IT WE WOULD NOT BE AT WAR WE WOULD NOT HATE WE WOULD JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER SO I WILL SAY IT ONE LAST TIME BEFOR I GO TO BED WHEN 2 PE

Sleepless
Look in these eyes, It shows how I'm spending time, Blood-line designs, Follow the red over white. I'll hear, I'll taste this, Whispering misery,I'll hear, I waste, I know your not safe with me. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting I fall down, Maybe I'm selfish and blind, I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. Look and despise, Reflections telling lies, See you behind, Your stare is so sickening. I'll hear, I'll taste this, Whispering misery, I feel it take me, And i shout at you suddenly. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting I fall down, Maybe I'm selfish a

My Ramblings
im sitting here, listening to the song i used to play for us all the time, and wonder why the hell you did what you did to me. what did i do to deserve to be broken like that? yeah, sure i cheated on you, but i also broke up with you after i kissed him to be with him. and when i screwed it up with him, i came crawling back to you, once again thinking you were the only one who would take me as i was. looking back, i realize i deserved a lot more better than you. I was a good fuckin person until you came along and messed everything up. this is your fucking fault. all of it. all my problems that i have now lead back to you. ALL OF IT! YOU FUCKING YOU! YOU FUCKIN DID IT! GODDAMNIT WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE? WHY CAN'T I GET YOU THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CONSTANT FUCKING PRESENCE IN MYGODDAMN LIFE? i'm so tired of having you in my head. i'm so tired of being scared you're gonna show up again on my porch. and i'm already prepared for that

True Signs Of Falling In Love
OK I HAD TO DO THIS ONE SOMEONE ONCE ASKED ME HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR IN LOVE OK WELL HERE YOU GO 1. YOU SAVE AND OR READ THE TEXT MSG OVER AND OVER AGAIN 2. WHEN YOU TALK TO HER/HIM YOU FIND YOUR SELF GETTING LOST IN THAT PERSONS EYES 3. WHEN WITH HER/HIM AND WALKING YOU WALK SLOWER 4. YOU BECOME SHY WHEN YOUR WITH THEM EVEN IF YOUR THE MOST OUTGOING PERSON 5. WHEN THEY ARE TALKING TO YOU OR YOU TO THEM AND YOU LOOK AT EACHOTHER YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BUT THEY DONT YOU MAY EVEN ASK THEM WHAT OR SAY IT 6. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HER/HIM YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT 7. WHEN YOU HEAR HER/HIS VOICE IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE 8. EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE SHE/HE CAN BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WITH A LOOK OR HUG 9. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM YOU CANT SEE OR HEAR THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU.....ALL YOU SEE IS HER/HIM 10. YOU LISTEN TO SLOW SONGS WHILE THINKING OF HER/HIM 11. YOU HAVE DREAMS OF HER/HIM AND SEE WHAT LIFE

Ending
We wont make it this time Did my soul run off And get lost without you Fake it this time This is the last song I'll ever write about you Right This can be the way Throw it in my face The fact that were running on empty Time has made a change It's not my fault That I'm nothing instead now Buried in the way So the whole world Can see how we're ending Just make a better way But I feel like now I'm guilty Can we fight to stay the same I'm slowly counting back to the beginning of nowhere Right This can be the way Throw it in my face The fact that were running, running Time has made a change It's not my fault That I'm nothing instead now Buried in the way So the whole world Can see how we're ending I cant go on this way Living this life I made I want to scream now It's over, It's over I cant go on this way Living this life I made I want to scream now It's over, it's over Time has made a change Its not my fault That I'

Musically Speaking
These are a few of the songs I just love listening to that are the complete antithesis of my usual tastes (no particular order): Taylor Swift - Love StoryJason Mraz - I'm YoursRegina Spektor - FidelityNatasha Bedingfield - These WordsIngrid Michaelson- The Way I am (Chorus Where'd you go? I miss you so Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone Where'd you go? I miss you so Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone Please Come back home (Intro Where'd you go? I miss you so Seems like its been forever That you've been gone (Verse 1 She said some days I feel like shit Some days I want to quit And just be normal for a bit I don't understand why you have to always be gone I get along but your trips always feel so long and I find myself trying to stay by the phone Because your voice always helps me to not feel so alone But I feel like an idiot: working my day around a call But when I pick up I don't have much to say so, I want you to know it's

Just A Little Complicated...
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I emb

Taa
IM RETARED I LIK BUT IM SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD LIKE MATERS MY MOM KICK ME IN THE ASS AND I SIAD TAAH BUT MY DADDY LOVES ME HE LOVES IT WHEN I EAT MACAIRO AND CHEES BUT IT HAS TO BUT BE EXTRA CREAMY I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT FEELS GOOD

Boredom
This boredom consumes me Now you're laughing, you're pointing in my face I'm so sick of not knowing I'm so sick of you saying it's ok But I'm still buried here for 212 days Why can't you just take me from - Take me from this place From all of these faces That don't understand They don't understand that I'm Stuck in these places With these situations This boredom kills me I'm sitting here with all I've done When my frustration snatches me by the throat These hours are days And these weeks in to months Please take me from - Take me from this place From all of these faces That don't understand They don't understand that I'm Stuck in these places With these situations This boredom kills me You think it's funny that I'm sitting here You think it's funny, I'm still sitting here You think it's funny Do you think I'm funny? When I'm told so many times Told so many things Liar on paper Nothing works out for me Told so many times Fucked so many ways T

Difficult
Am I good enough for you, Am I strong enough to bleed, For someone like you, When I'm kicked to my knees. Am I good enough for me, To watch you walk away, As I sit here again, I'm alone day by day. I'm lying awake, And think of the day, I needed you more of, Just out of the rain. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you need, Means everything to me. Am I good enough for me, Am I dumb enough to bleed, For someone like you, To give a fuck about me. Am I good enough for you, You keep walking away, And I'm sitting right here, And again i will say. Cause I lie here awake, And think of the day, I needed you more, I'm pushed out of the way. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you

Looking For Email Friends!
Well, I'm still trying to figure this site out, so forgive me if I don't figure out/do everything correctly right away! Just wanted to say that I'm in the market for some email friends. If interested, please respond through this site or through desertdweller119 at yahoo. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Contest
I just need 9994 more comments. Click here and bomb away I'm in the sexiest valentine contest and ned your love. Comment bomb me and I'll help you out when you need it. Of course it goes without saying that I would help a friend regardless, but any help you can give me right now would help. thanks clic the pic I need your help. I need comment bombers to help me gain on the leader. I will always help you when you need it. Can you give me a hand this time? For all those who helped me yesterday, thanks a million. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=396690&albumid=180425&i=3877499900

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PLEASE VOTE 4 MZ. PONYGIRLSUE OK FRIENDS. IT IS TIME TO GO VOTE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS FOR ME. I DON'T DO THESE CONTESTS VERY OFTEN BUT THIS ONE IS BEING HELD BY A DEAR FRIEND SO I AGREED TO JOIN. I REALLY DON'T EXPECT TO WIN BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THE SUPPORT OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS HERE. THANKS TO ALL WHO TAKE THE TIME AND EFFORT TO VOTE. HERE IS THE LINK TO MY CONTEST ENTRY: - Get Your Own PLEASE GO VOTE OK FOLKS, TIME TO GO VOTE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS FOR ME ~MZ. PONYGIRLSUE~ IN THE SEXIEST WOMEN'S ASS IN JEANS CONTEST PART TWO. I APPRECIATE THE CONTINUED LOVE & SUPPORT OF MY FRIENDS HERE. COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE BUT PLZ. DON'T FORGET TO RATE THE PIC AS WELL. THANKS SO MUCH. HERE IS MY CONTEST ENTRY LINK: LOVE YA ALL

Funny 10
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps

Mates
TRY SOMETHINGG DIFFERENT, YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE IT. NO TOUCH UPS, JAST A REAL LADY,LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO WANTS A REAL LADY ITS SAYS THAT I HAVE 753 MATES BUT I GET NO LUV BACK,WHATS WITH THAT,I RATE PICS COMMENT AND EVEN TRY TO TALK TO YOU,IF U REALLY DONT WANT TO BE MY MATE THEN TAKE ME OFF UR LIST AND I WILL TAKE U OFF MY LIST,I AM HERE TO MAKE MATES AND MAYBE FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL,SO COME ON MATES SHOW ME SOME LUV TA I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMMING TO MY SITE AND LEAVING NICE COMMENTS,I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE ANY BETTER MATES. LOTS OF LOVE,FOR THOSE OF U WHO COME TO MY SITE TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW PJ PICS