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The Never Ending Thoughts Of Me...
Well it's official.. thanks to my Criminal Justice Teacher I feel like a failure. I feel like nothing I am going to do is going to make this asshole happy. I emailed him previously to ask him what my grade was on a take home assignment.. what he calls a quiz.. I got an email stating "You missed 9 you got 31, better than a couple, worse than several" Well, I emailed him last night to find out how to turn in my homework assignment and pick up the new one for this week since I missed class, because I was in the ER.Here is what I got back from that email. Tara, You were missed in class last night. I am not one to mix words, so permit me to speak to the point. You were previously so concerned about your grade performance on your first quiz that you expected me to take time to respond to your email and provide you with a follow-up email about your performance prior to the next scheduled class. Both of which expectations I met. On this occasion you are asking me

A Vampire's Kiss
A strong sense of connection A loving embrass A sharp pain in the side of my neck Everything slowly fades to red He was my love He was my life I will never love anyone the way I love him This kiss would never be forgottn It changed my life forever I was now part of a new world A world of eternal darkness My love and I will be together for eternity A vampire's kiss changed my life A vampire's kiss brought a sense of completion into my life There was never a first kiss that meant so much As my vampire's kiss Through darkness I found light Through death I found life and love Copyright 2007 Crystal Allen

Junk That Falls Out Of My Brain
LOL, my sister's boobs... She cries each night for his life He plays around on the Devil's playground She's his only happiness to get away from his sadness He drinks his beer to get away from the pain She is his sunshine and without her, he's alone in the rain Their love is strong, though he is weak She dreams about him, he never sleeps In his stoned eyes of darkness She tries to see inside him She would stop breathing if he asked her to Anything to prove her love is true Though his life is under the Devil's sweet spell He rests in her Heaven, she suffers in his Hell.

Wtf
why why why.... After 3 years and all we've done, bought this house and land....got ourselves a life... now you descide that you would rather spend your time partying ,drunk and high.... I never asked for anything more then love honor and respect from you...and I gave you all that I ever expected for you to give back.... but yet here we are another summer and you have lost your mind... I have never heard of a seasonal addict...but nw i have lived it. you have finally decided that you would rather spend your time drunk and stoned... well enjoy your "friends" little gurlie...cause once they use you up they will toss you aside... this all would be a bit easier if you could've told me why. all i got was the " its not you its me" well....duh....no shit sherlock... i gave you love, trust, caring, hope, and respect...and yet even where the kids a re concerned you are just oblivious.... I could deal with this if you were an actual alcoholic...and this was something we have bee

The Longest Night Ever
so some reason this feels like its gonna be a reallyl ong night.. its hot and sticky... i have a song stuck in my head.. and i finally realized that someone ive liked for a really long time really doesnt like me.. like apparently not even alittle bit or as a friend... how fucked p is that?!?! oh well.. i guess its my guitar that will do the talkin tonight huh? cinn[vicious]

Must Read For Women
'TO MY DAUGHTER' (AOL IS TRACKING THIS) > PLEASE DO NOT DELETE > > THIS WILL HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS! > > > > *Just for this morning, I am going to step over the > > laundry, and pick you up and take you to the > park to play. > > *Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in > the sink, and let you teach me how to put that > puzzle of yours together. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the > telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with > you in the backyard and blow bubbles. > > *Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not > even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine > for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one > if he comes by. > > *Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about > what you are going to be when you grow up, or > second guess every decision

Important For My Friends
I have come on to find my shout box over flowing with a ton of stuff. I will gladly help anyone of my friends who needs it but you all need to know something about me first - if you do not already. I have MS and the medications I take (esp the ones at night) mess with my short term memory. I an not blowing you off. I love you allAlso due to my MS I have ptic Neurosis so my eyes do not work well all the time. There will be daywhere I can see ok but the sb is a stretch. If it is important tell me to log on to yahoo and try and have your font large. I am an ordained Reverend and have 2 weddings happening soon. You know who you are. Please contact me via e-mail witchyvampgoddess@yahoo.com and send the dates and other info there and give me 48 hours to respond. This is because there are many times I have had conversations on here at night that I do not remember and I do not want anyone feeling like I am neglecting them. My meds have actual side effects of blackouts and amnesia. I am sorr

Relationship Tips!!!! (must Read)
i don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty good with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends

Looking For Some Cherrytap Help
I am really trying to get this for my son. He got straight A's the whole school year and really deserves thhis.His B-day is coming up and I just cant afford a X-Box 360. All I need is 10 referrals and thats it. It is free. Just Please take a second to read this. I took it from my ebay page. Thanks in advance and i will somehow return the favor I promise. Just take 1 minute and read this. This is very EASY to do! It literally takes 10 minutes to setup. Simply follow the steps below. Click on the link below, register, pick an account type (referral is the easiest) and complete just 1 offer (Very important that you complete the 1 offer otherwise your account will sit in limbo until you do).This is not like other sites where you need to complete one offer on 2 or 3 different pages!!! And a lot of these offers are FREE trials with nothing else to buy...No committments!!! There are plenty of cool offers to choose from such as Blockbuster online, Stamp.com, Netflix, Gamefly which ar

A Tru Story (not Mine)
* I have put this story here as a reminder to everyone. Play safe.* ColdIce's Story A sad but true story The following article/story was originally found on the Anvil Dungeon International site (which WAS specifically for BBW -Big Beautiful Women- and had an IRC Undernet channel #BBW-BDSM). This non-fiction accounting of a woman's true and horrific IRC-to-'real life' is here thanks to DRKfantasy. MY STORY Some of you know me personally, some only through the computer. Some of you may not of ever heard of me. I am writing this in the hopes of saving someone from going through the anguish and heartache that I and my family have gone through. My nickname on Chat is Cold as Ice1. I am 38 years old. I have a family consisting of three children and three step children. The older two step children do not live with me /but I was very close to them. Living at home are my three children. Lisa is 19. Shelley is 13 and Daniel is 7. My step daughter 18 also lives

Mysterious Words
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The Joys Of Fatherhood!
You know i used to be one of those guys that always said i didnt want kids. I never thought that i had it in me to give a child the love they deserved because of my relationship with my father. You know they say like father like son. Well i have to admit that i was foolish in my thoughts and i stand corrected today. For many it is a major occurence in life that brings them to a realization or spurs that much needed change. Not to short play the magnitude of having a child but i have to say that I am a better man because of them. I have 2 boys ages 6 and 2 (please feel free to check out the pics in the loves of my life folder) and b4 the mi walked around with this tough guy attitude like i was unstoppable, that all changed on the early morning of june 10, 2001. The day i shed the first emotion driven tears in my life. Ill keep it short in saying that because of them I am stronger, better, and a more loving human being! They saved my life.... If you are a pare

The Great Australian Male
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Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuc

Nun At Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you l

Fbi Now Hiring
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots w

Hell And Back
why when you assume something is over it never is....im giving up on it and as soon as it so over so i thought, he comes back and makes a move very unexpected. i just dont know anymore. life is insanity in a bottle

Cowboys With Skoal
Ah yes-- Sex with a Cowboy Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State : 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable! "And I went to a real rodeo.Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop,then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible! "They then asked,"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

Bbq
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situat

Don't Comment My Contest Pic Please
Please disregard the photo contest I was previously in, the seciest eyes contest.. I have asked the sponsor to remove my pic fom it since there seems to be some bias. I was in first and 'pulling too far ahead' and my pic was deleted an re uploaded. Several of my friends sent me screen shots to show how I went from alot of comments to none and the shout box conversation where the sponsor told the guy I was pulling too far ahead. That's a rigged contest to me. Pulling far ahead is what wins. For those of you who went, thank you so much for your support. I will be more careful and choosy in the future if I enter something. But again PLease DO NOT go rate that pic of mine. And I Asked him to remove it from the contest so there should be no pic to rate by the morning. My apologies. Please repost as a bulletin for me so It gets out to everyone on my list and yours. If you don't know what I am talking about just disregard. Thanks.

Quizz's N Tests
Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving by Marina Margaret Heiss Profile: ENFP Revision: 3.0 Date of Revision: 25 Feb 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The following comes partially from the archetype, but mostly from my own dealings with ENFPs.] General: ENFPs are both "idea"-people and "people"-people, who see everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole. They want to both help (at least, their own definition of "help") and be liked and admired by other people, on bo th an individual and a humanitarian level. They are interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another. Social/Personal Relationships: ENFPs have a great deal of zany charm, which can ingratiate them to the more stodgy types in spite of their unconventionality. They are outgoing, fun, and genuinely like people. As SOs/mates they are warm, affectionate (l ots of PDA), and discon

Fakeness
Honestly, fakeness comes in many forms and sometimes it may take a long time for you to realize how fake one person can be. Fakeness can come in the form of fake pictures, pictures of someone who isnt them. Fakeness can be people who pretend to be your friend because it benefits them. Personally I think all of us have been burned a couple times, hell I had a friend over 3 years on the net turn out to be the biggest fake Ive ever known.. Sad really. how do you learn to find trust in people again... sadly its not always taht easy ... alot of good people may lose out on a chance to know you cause some twisted fuck decided to fuck with ya head...

Treehugger Survives
Well, it has been 2 days since my surgery and I am feeling ok. I had my left side of my nose broken and reset to scrape down the septum to unblock the left side of my sinuses. I had a cyst removed from the right side. It is just all swollen inside and real sore, but I don't have black eyes from it or any change in my facial appearance so it's all good. I just have to rest for a few days and make sure nothing bumps into my nose, sleep propped up for a few days. Thanks for all the well wishes, get well cards, soup and candy yawl have sent me. U R 2 sweet. My surgery went well today. It didn't start until after 1 and was through before 3. I had my sinuses fixed and a deviated septum repaired. I am not in major pain due to very good pain killers. My throat is much more sore than anything from where they intubate you while you are asleep. Thank you all for the get well cards, bowls of Chicken soup and well wishes. I have been in and out of sleepiness with the pain killers and just now took

Drama
You know, I sit here and read a lot of people who is sick of the drama, whether it be here on CT or on Yahoo Messenger or what have you and it really makes me wonder, do you expect to have no drama at all? I doubt that'll ever happen because I have news for you all, there is always going to be drama whether it be on the internet or in our lives away from the internet because it's always gonna be there, it could be medical problems or people starting crap with you or even good drama like somebody coming on to you sexually, so whatever you do, you either have to go with the flow or hide because I don't care who you are or whatever your using internet wise or not, there is always going to be drama, I know, my life has been drama since day one of being born on god's greeen earth being physically challenged with Cerebral Palsy and it'll never get worse unless people want to make it worse which is entirely possible or it can't get worse but only time will tell and I for one am not running aw

Pit Bull Bad Rap Is Bullshit
i dont understand why people give the pit bull such a bad rap because those people are a bunch of ignorant idiots.first of all they see whats on the news and believe it,mistake #1.second there is no such thing as a pit bull,pit bulls disappeared centuries ago,they are american pit bull terriers,they dont get there name from pit fighting with other dogs like so many of you dumbshits believe,they got there name from being put in a pit to kill rats in early roman times and people would place bets on seeing how many they could kill.third ever since ive owned my "pit bull" ive found loyalty,devotion,and a faithful companion unlike that of any person or other dog in my life.the bond i have with my BEST FRIEND Kaos is unmatched and unbreakable.its not the dog its the way they are raised.he loves everyone...til they try me,then he would tear your ass up without hesitation or losing a wink of sleep.now you want to call that a killer,or a nuisance,i call that a partner.trust another person like

Evil_corpse
FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS I WILL BE PUTING OUT MY FRIST CD ON 10/9/2007 IT WILL HAVE 6 SONGS ON IT I WILL BE GIVEING IT OUT FOR FREE IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE IT OUT HERE TO WARE IM AT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL MAIL YOU ONE THIS IS FOR MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE TO MY BAND MUCH LOVE FOR SPIKE AND MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS TO MY E-MAIL OK MY E-MAIL IS spike_cox1981@yahoo.com ok thanks THE NAME OF THE CD IS YOUR ALL DOOMED SOONER OR LATRE IM GOING TO GET YOU ! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC I HAVE GO HERE IS MY URL FOR IT http://www.myspace.com/evilcorpse666 AND YOU CAN HERE THE MUSIC AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF KEEP IT REALL AND AWAYS EVIL

If U Wana Date Me
IF U WANA DATE ME FILL OUT A APP AND POST ME WITH IT Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. would u fuck me? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed

Phone Technisions We Knowý
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I have.

Horoscopes
What gives? Are you secretly thrilled that this business opportunity/ostensibly hot date didn't pan out quite as expected? Deep down, your instincts sensed that this may not have been the right time or place for this. Ok so far as I am aware ...not had no buisness oppotunities and certainly no hot dates. Soooooooooooooo are the horoscopes a pile of do do? Rocking and rolling are second nature to you right now. You can't wait to get up and get this party started. Your closest cohorts (and a potential new partner in crime) are chomping at the bit to see what you have up your sleeve. Ok ummm so who is chomping lol????? It's bright, it's shiny, it's flashy, it's loud -- and you're seriously, irresistibly attracted to the darn thing. No need to worry: You're not going Vegas. You just need something different to spice it up. ok if anyone can make sense of todays horoscope feel free to enlighten me lol.

To All My Fiends
I wanted to take this time and tell everyone thank you for all the Birthday wishes.. You made it a very nice day. It is nice to have people out there that care and take the time to show it... Love you all. Kisses, Charlie

Poems From Different People
You look into my eyes and see things you don't understand. Am I a mystery? I think not. You look at my smile; You search for something that isn't there. Am I a mystery? I think not. You listen to my voice, and call me an angel. This angel is flesh and blood, Not a doll to be put on show. You see - I'm not a mystery. I am me. I am flesh and blood. Touch me; I wont break. There's no mystery here. Caress me; feel the warmth. I'm not a mystery; I am Woman. Here I am - desires abound; Relentless and sensuous - yours to caress Like a flower; make me bloom. Don't stop; not even to rest! No mystery here; Just a Woman. I feel the weight of your body against mine; Your heaving breath upon my skin. The most gentle touch on my thigh, The soft nibbling on my breasts - Moving slowly in a downward motion. Now you see, I'm no mystery; I am YOUR Woman. I am all Woman. by Gothic Upon the stairway of despair, Complete with broken love affairs And promises that never ca

Gotta Luv It!
give me sucky.. give me fucky rub me down with rum and vodky... taste the salt taste the sugar.. dowse my body with jagermeister.... flip me over make me weep.. give me more of that sex on the beach... make me moan make me gasp... and end the night with a sweet piece of ass! give luv and kisses to all the peeps make em hot.. make em weep.. line the shots along the bar one by one.. watch them fall... lick the salt and suck the lemon make em horny.. and keep em guessin...... pour some more.. keep em comin.. cuz I ain't leavin til my bodys hummin!

Passion
Original poetry by me. Do not rip! Passion Passionate kisses, tongues surging Bodies tangled, souls merging Love growing, blooming Hearts pounding, booming Sweat dripping Ecstasy gripping Bodies shuddering Hearts fluttering And then the release…. Collapsing into satiated peace. - Brian 2007

The Truth About Contests & Giveaways
OK, THIS POSTING IS NEARLY A WEEK OVERDUE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET! RECENTLY I WAS HELPING OUT A FRIEND IN A CONTEST (JUSTWINK). THE CONTEST WAS FOR "SWEETEST PERSON ON CT". THIS WAS THE HOST OF THE CONTEST... DRAGON RIDER@ CherryTAP THE OPPONENT WHO REMAINED MARGINALLY AHEAD OR BEHIND WINK AT ALL TIMES WAS..... ashleylovesbenny' (ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ© of CT)@ CherryTAP THE COMPETITION ENGAGED IN BLANK COMMENT BOMBING AND ONE NIGHT GAINED 500 COMMENTS WITHIN A HALF HR PERIOD WITH ONLY 3 PEOPLE BOMBING. THERE WERE OTHER INSTANCES WHICH DID NOT MAKE SENSE THAT THEY COULD POSSIBLY GAIN THAT MANY COMMENTS IN THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT PASSED B4 WE CHECKED THE COMMENT NUMBERS AGAIN. ONE AFTERNOON I WAS COMMENTING ON WINK AND WE WERE USING THE SHOUTBOX TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE CONTEST. A COMMENT I POSTED ON WINK'S PIC SAID "I HATE CHEATERS", THIS WAS PERTAINING TO MY PRIOR CHEATING BOYFRIEND. ALL OF A SUDDEN I GET ATTACKED IN THE SHOUTBOX BY SOMEONE RU

Hello, Are You There?
Hello, are you there? Hello, are you there? What happened, what is it, where did you go? We were so close, a friendship continuing to grow but, You left me, you left me without letting me know. My friend, the best going through everything, thick and the thin United we were forever till the end, Will I hear or see you ever again? Talk to me, tell me, explain to me, shouldn't you though? Im still here a lil hurt but strong, Supporting you as if you could do no wrong. Remember to look inside what is true, remember us, remember what we went through, Friendship whats pure and real will always be here standing still, it may move fast it may move slow, I still want to hear why you left me, you left me without letting me know!

Name It
ive heard it called everything from a cookie (and another C word) a fur burger and it doesnt matter what I seem to call it I ususally end up getting bitched out or pissing someone off.so comment and tell me what do you ladies call it.

Mojo
Dedicated to you I hope Eating pussy well involves more than just your tongue and her pussy too. It involves the rest of her, and a certain attitude you project to your woman. The attitude is simple, so we'll tackle that first. Some guys have the attitude that once she's wet, she's ready, and they move on to intercourse. This misses the point. The point isn't to "get her ready", but rather, to give her pleasure. If you have an attitude that says to a woman "I want to make you feel good", she'll enjoy it more, and what you spend in time and effort on her, she'll return to you later. This brings us to "how do I do it?" Simple. Do anything that comes to mind, but without hurrying. Take your time and tease. Don't rush her to an orgasm. If you've already buried your tongue between her legs, then begin thinking about other parts of your bodies. Use your hands. While you're there, your hands can caress her thighs, calves, feet (if she's not ticklish), or her stomach, sides, belly,

See Me
Can you really see me Do you know what I am thinking Do you understand me? Do you feel what I feel? Can you really see me? I a real and I feel alone I am but one person to the world I am scared and afraid Can you really see me? My eyes are open but I cannot see My heart is weak and fragile My feelings are weak and damaged as well Can you really see me? I must fight I must go on I am strong but weak at the same time I am rejected and alone Can you really see me? Do I seem beautiful to you ? Do I seem courageous to you ? Do I seem sensitive to you ? Can you really see me ? Please see me for me Please understand me Please never give up on me Can you really see me?

Kill Me Now And Quickly!
Ok... He told me that he went back there and it was gone... Motherfucker, he got my fucking car impounded! To top it off, he tried to "fix" it by offering to sell me his brother's car for $1000!!! As if it were MY fault he was so irresponsible as to leave someone else's car broke down in Detroit for a week.... I could fucking kill him. I hate assholes. He's also tell our mutual frined that I am the irresponsible one... that he had told me he couldn't get it towed and I should've taken care of it! WTF! SERIOUSLY!!!! How much fucking BAD luck can one person have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come the fuck on! I got my trans worked on for $900 friend of a friend doing it on payments.... it still wasn't shifting right in the mornings so I took it over there Friday night so he could test drive it Saturday morning... it was working fine so he decided to use it to pick up a trans.... it broke down... He told me he had it towed back to his house, but he really had asked s

Let's Get Some Shit Straight
so look I'm not in anything just for your convenience.... if you wanted to be with me, fucking make an effort. I'm busy and have a life too but ya know i take the time to txt or stop by and what do i get in return? nada.. I'm sick of guys expecting me to be the one who drops everything to go to them. ANY kind of relationsip is a two way street. that includes just a friendship or a relationship. so guys... get with the fucking program...

Man In The Glass
When you get what you want in the struggle for self, and the world makes you king for a day, just take a good look in the mirror and see what That man has to say. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear up to the end, and you've passed your most dangerous difficult test if the Man in the Glass is your friend. For the world may think you're a straight-shooting chum and give you pats on the back as you pass, but your final reward will be heartache and tears if you've cheated the Man in the Glass. A. Anonymous

Whats New With Me!!
Wow! I just realized that it seems like forever since my last post. I cant believe it has been so long. But anyhow! I am here now, and trust me I have enough going through my mind that I guarantee you will probably be reading for a little while, anyways! LOL Before I go any further, I would love to thank the people that have been by my side through every single thing this past year. You guys have been my rocks, and I dont know what I would have done without ya. You have been there for me when I thought I had hit rock bottom. You have kept me completely sane, and you have even let me rant and rave when I needed to. I wont go into naming names, because I would feel horrible if I left anyone out due to late hour that I am blogging. But if you are reading this, and we have had some awesome times together in the past year, then I am most definitely talking to you. I also want to thank some of my distant friends that have been very concerned and comforting over this past year. You guys have

Totally Frustrated.....
Ok so i'm in this contest right! And right now I'm ahead but this chic is counting and I just don't have it in me for that monotonous bullshit. I've posted bullitins,my friends are on......well some of them, and I just don't get why I aint gettin' any help here. It's not the end of the world, but a few of these chics don't hold a candle next to me...not to be conceited...it's true go look you'll see. And damn it comment me a time or two will ya and maybe even repost my bullitin huh? Sorry if I sound bitchy, but .....oh this is just makin' me coocoo Cheri

Lmao
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CFUHI Note* You may need to bring a trustworthy friend to do a couple of these. 1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason. 2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the top of your lungs. 3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly. 4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing. 5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing. 6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits next to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here you can take many approaches. One is,"I haven'

Contest
http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2861650485 GO THERE ^^^^^ AND THERE IS A LINK CHECK IT OUT AND MAKE YOUR BID TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH!!! This is a bombing contest and i need help plz.... http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=854292&albumid=469070&i=3631464120 ill will try to make sure that i return the love!!! i am in 2 contests and need help..... the links are listed below if you all could vote and comment... http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=515842&i=503559611 http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=244687&i=503559611 thank you

Wtf!
I know this place is notorious for ‘show me yours and I’ll show you mine’... but what the hell is wrong with wanting to know a little about someone.... before you go flashin them what nature.. or man in some cases.. gave you? Is that so wrong? ~Candyce~ This is mainly to the jerk who keeps flaggin my pics.... Should I just save you the trouble of having to go through all of them and just mark all of my albums 'NSFW'!!! There a shitload of other more 'offensive' or shall we say..'flashin their shit to the world' pics out there you can jump on.. go find those!! Are you quick to judge before you know.. To act before you think.. Is that the way you go? Do you go for ‘blood’ and ask questions later... Does the truth to you.. even matter...? Aww.. Such is the world that revolves around ‘cyber’ too many quick to make enemies.. before knowing their ‘neighbor’ here in this place..where bruises don’t show.. and the nose bleeds wouldn’t drip t

Country Stampeede
The party came, the party went. Now it's time to take down the tent. Time to pack shit up, time to get on the way. I still can't believe it's already Monday! I met new people, I saw new faces. Most of them came from pretty cool places. I had fun, it was like heaven. It was a great Stampeede 2007!!

The Blue Ninja- The Drink.
So back when I was in college, I got the nick name of the Blue Ninja...Here is how. I hung out in this little bar under Speedy's in Morgantown. Thursdays were like $4 pitchers of Blue Kamikazes. I became know as Blue, because I would be doubling down with one pitcher in each hand -- and these were the big, heavy glass beer pitchers. I became well known for drinking hard and sharing my "blues." Then one day, I am in early, and Tony, the bartender, says, "Come, here, I got something for you to try." He makes a BK and then ducks under the bar to add something extra. I drank and it hit me like a ton of bricks. "I am going to name after you, the Blue Ninja, because it is like a Kamikazi, but it sneaks up on you and kicks your ass." THe secret ingredient - 9 shots of Everclear. (nine is a mystical number to the ninja.)

Us Marines
What Is A United States Marine? I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am cocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for the Corps, Mom, and Apple Pie. I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since! I live like a S

Martini
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Different
I am a woman with no nmae ...well i have a name i have always known but do not exist in the "system".I went to get my drivers license renewed and I was told my name was "flagged" whatever that means.My parents were not married when i was born they married a year after so my social has my moms maiden name and my birth certificate has my dads.So went to get it changed at the birth certificate place and they went to change it and they "accidentally"deleted all my information.what the hell!I have been trying for nearly 2 years to get it fixed and everytime i go they send me to new places I have been to 8 diff social security places and nothing.I CANT BUY CIGS,DRIVE,GO OUT OR ANYTHING.I am 23 and feel like an illegal alien.This stresses me out and gets me mad and depressed all at the same time.So if anyone has any advise im open ..pleassseee I recently got broken up with and i thought that it was all over for me.I swore i was going to stay depressed and never get anyone else.I have came t

Lonely
im so tired of being used lied to and hurt im just gonna give up on love soon no man wants a fat uglt chick so i guess im always gonna be alone well i keep geting guys who are losers who seem to always fuck me over and thats what hurts the most. i just want a guy to show me that there is atleast one good guy out there well i hate love and im gonna stay single forever and ever til the right guy finds me

Why I Fly For The Empire
I found this again when going through old PC Gamers. This is from May 1997. Back during the Tie Fighter vs X-Wing big days hehe. Why we fly for the Empire As we eagerly await our copies of X-wing vs. TIE Fighter, we've had a heated debate as to which side our team will fly when we take on all comers and reduce them to salvage. The consensus is we'll be suiting up for the Galactic Empire - and here's our reasons why. (I've got a bad feeling about this...) ° Vader is your Co-Pilot: We think a guy who can strangle people over a videophone is someone who ought to be watching out six. ° Ship names that don't just rattle off the alphabet (A-wing, B-wing, X-wing, Y-wing...) ° When confronted with bad news, Imperial Navy Officers don't whine "Nooo!" and then jump down bottomless shafts. ° Our Bespin Cloud miners don't pitch Colt 45 on the side. ° Darth Vader's Imperial announcements have the same soothing, reassuring tone as that guy from CNN. ° White armo

Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him .. his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I sol

Only In America!
Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front! Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke! Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters! Only in America ..do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage! Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'! Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering! EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "

You Have To Read This
Someone please buy me a drink or two, I have to much blood in my alcohol sytem. This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyo

My Various Ramblings... Thoughts... Enjoy!!
Every life has a story and I wanna know yours... doesn't mean that I love you just that I'm... curious I'm' not the type to hang on to I've got my road to travel along It's all set in motion even when it's going all wrong... Satisfy this need I have in our moment of trust... the intimacy factor isn't played out its definatly a must... you're throbbing I feel it .. that sweet release heart pounding so hard and in your eyes for a time I see peace so much troubles, many daemons, you can't let go they feast on the reason you can't find anymore Your essence is addictive more than the scent that will trail behind flavor and taste just what I expected to have... just what I had in mind come let me take you for a moment or two into this circus of mine all your worries slip away as you slip into the warmth that you sought a home to place your burdens generally buried deep I ache for a piece of you crave the touch you'll give in the absence there will be when you've gone away th

Faith Related
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05. Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad. Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people cal

Cutter
When the bad is taken me under and the pain pins and holds me down I wear a casual face, a perfect circus clown.. If you look in my eyes you'd see, just how bad I need to break free If you only knew how I spend my time just killing me... Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted Ever hear a freight train crash or jump off it's tracks to avoid a crash? It's screeching

Poems
If we lost… If you lost your mind, I would be your thoughts. If you lost your happiness, I would be your laugh. If you lost your strength, I would be your muscles. If you lost hope, I I would be your faith. If you lost will, I would be your reason. If you lost your breath, I would catch the wind. If you lost sole, I would be your spirit. If you lost your heart, I would be your beat. If you lost your love, I would bring you back your passion. If you lost me, I would give a hundred second chances. If I lost my mind, You would laugh and lend me yours. If I lost happiness, You would be my smile. If I lost strength, You would pick me up and carry me. If I lost hope, You would believe for me. If I lost will, You would say over and over “don’t give up”. If I lost breath, You would give yours away and turn

Poetry And Such...
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveller, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference ...Robert Frost What He's Done For Me What He's Done For Me BY: Lydena Toombs For so long I've been lonely Drowning in my tears, No one there to listen Or help me

Inspiring Stories And The Like...
This is one of the neatest stories I've ever heard. You will know precisely what this little girl is talking about at the end (you'll want to share this one with your loved ones and special friends)! "Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office "Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer

Lessions
Sisters Of St. Francis HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.. The nun stops at a c

Patriotic Or Military Related...
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you

When In Need Count On Your Fellow Cherries!
See it all started when A friend showed my this awesome site called cherryTAP and it was all GOOD since then.Now as I build great friendships with twenty sum odd friend through this web site I figured since I RATE & COMMENT BOMB THE HELL outta my friends folders maybe, just maybe, they will do the same! If we stay in contact enough and you think of me as a genuine friend will YOU atleast rate all my pix at least one to two folders? Because you know I rate the fu*k out of yours (Because we all know... RATES=LEVELING UP)

Amusing Things!!!
If Interested Answer and Send it to me in a Private Message! Thanx Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Phone Number: Pubic Hair Style: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I li

Poems
STORY OF A LONELY GIRL LOOKING FOR LOVE. In the hour before the morn I walk past your door I send a special prayer To the room we both adore And though my mind is in there with you My body takes me home. I wish for a love But have none of my own So welcome me love My name is lonely I tell you boy I think of you only In times when we have trouble And we left each other down I know we can make it babe Just as long as you’re around So welcome me love My name is lonely I tell you baby I think of you only only By Melissa Tamberella Poem Commit to Loving The visions are breathing… And the reflections of you linger I am totally overwhelmed by your striking beauty… Unable to control my attention process Your uniqueness, and your charm… Is dominating my focus Something about you is alive in my heart… Keeping me occupied, and falling in love further The lady in my sight of love… Someone’s keeping

Poetry To Indulge In.
Why do I feel like we have known each other for so long? Why is it that with you I have this feeling that I belong? How is it that – within every word spoken- Those shy feelings fade & my heart opens As the beast, now has been named And my thoughts run untamed ONLY FOR YOU - - The one to adore And love even more The one to hold on to with a tight grip To grasp on firm and never let them slip The one to everlastingly treasure so profoundly That only somebody that compliments me so soundly CAN ONLY BE YOU Before we ever crossed paths, your destination was chosen From where I sat to what I looked at, time was easily frozen Time tricked me, or just gave me a slight opportunity It was a beautiful evening to dream of unity All details of one another going into place Everything step by step at a perfect pace However, I was new to your theory of reality Yet, I looked at everything with normality From then on you only gave me symbols That corresponds to

To The Downraters And Haters...
Personally...I could care less how my pictures or I am rated...points are points after all. As I've already told some people who have rated me 7s or 8s...I actually prefer that over 'obligatory' 10s & 11s. Hell, I don't expect everyone on this planet to like me or find me attractive...I know I don't feel that way about everyone I meet... On the other hand...just running through and throwing 1s because you're bored, or others have rated you badly...whatever the reason...is sad. It saddens me that you have such a low self-esteem that you have to let it out on others...especially considering there are people here who get hurt or feel bad when downrated like that for no reason. If you really think someone is ugly or stupid or whatever...don't rate them. Simple as that...and most everyone stays happy, plays nice and people don't get all riled up over pointless stuff. However that won't help you feel better...like I said, sorry that you have such low self esteems. A shame really...

On My Mind...
I just seen you walking, i almost forgot to breath, my heart just skipped a beat. I wish the curse could be lifted from me, you are everything he will never be. I like to sit back and think of how things might go, us together not caring who knows. You asked me if i was falling and the answer is yes, my question to you is are you falling too or should i give my hopes a rest? I click with you like noone ever before, i just clash with him and i just want you more. all i have ever wanted in a relationship as far as communication i get with you, please just don't play me for a fool and for you i'll be true. I want you and it is so deep that i have no more words to explain it, so for now i guess i have no options just goals and have to sit back and bite the bit. I wish this could be easy but for me nothing ever is, but i want to be yours...not his. Always: Me!

My Dreams
My dreams are something that comes and something that goes but its ok because when i look at life in the face i know that no matter what comes around goes around and i will always manage to make it through whatever is tossed at me.... I have had many dreams and alot of them have either come true or they have fallen down... But its all ok because i will make it through it all because i am something that alot of people think im not and thats strong. I dont have to prove myself to anyone but myself, and i dont even have to do that because i know who i am and i know what i need to do and i know what i want in life. Kiss of faith is a kiss of death. You have to watch were you land. For you dont know what the death will bring you of the kisses. The walk to take to open things for old and new things to end. I kissed my death, i walked my line now i open my eyes and make it worth all i can do and work towords makeing things all better. I will kiss my faith for death every now and then bu

!~snapvine Is Cool As Hell~!
so, leave me a message my LOVELY CHERRIES (its at the top of my about me section underneath my yahoo messenger name)...like i said "IT'S FREE TO CALL" also IT'S EASY TO USE! A perfect way to communicate with your friends online also while you are away from your PC because you can check them by calling your personal ID message box from your home or cell phone! Im telling you its a nice addition to the online community!

Just So Sad....
Ok, so not only have both my cars been messed up these past two weeks and have been having a horrid time at work, today I found out my therapist that I have only seen once has actually dumped me and is referring me out.... I have too many issues for her. What kinda of crazy person get's dumped by a psychologist?!?!?! ok maybe i am just way to stressed out but that is just simply wrong!!!!!!!!

Why Marijuana Is So Popular...
Cannabis Nug or Nuggets, Bob Hope (footnote in Infinite Jest, by author David Foster Wallace), bud, Burger King (with fork being the smoking tool of choice), Bloop, Bobby Brown, brown (resin), brown frown (low quality), brown buddha, cess, cheeba, cheg (very small amount of resin), chronic (high quality), course notes, dagga (from Afrikaans via South Africa), dak, dank, diesel (low quality resin), dodo, dope, doobage, doja, draw, dro (derived from hydroponics), eighth (standard quantity used for trading - 1/8 imperial ounce), electric puha (from puha, a plant in New Zealand), fire, frodis (from The Monkees), funk, (Australian English, Jamaican English) ganja or ganj (abbreviated) (from Hindi), grade - good quality bud, grass, green, hash (hashish, arabic for grass), hay, herb, indo or endo, instaga, IZM, jimmy, Kevin Bacon (euphemism for kind bud), kind (short for kind bud), kushempeng, lamb's bread, lef, marijuana (originally subcultural), Mary Jane, Mexican kilobrick (low-grade, hi

My Tarot Card
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?

Male Stripper 'girls Night Out'
While I was watching the playoff games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Sometimes it's tough being married to a smart ass. My blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $ 20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us. My third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, She ju

Sweet
You said you loved me, You said you missed me. You said you think about me, You said you need me. (Wall it all just a lie) You now conceal tenderness, You now hide emotions. You now discourage, You now are dismissive of me. (Was it worth my pain) You have broken my heart, You have ripped out my soul. You have spat in my face, You have laughed behind by back. (Did it make you happy) You destroyed my heart, You destroyed my being. You destroyed my trust, You destroyed my world. (Did you enjoy my misery) You made me heavy with tears, You made me eternally blue. You made me broken in pieces, You made me incomplete. (Did it excite you) You made my heart once sing, You made my heart crumble. You made me sorely bitter, You made me distrusting of ove. (Do You Know What Love Is!) There are things in our lives that upset us, things that make us scared, things we hate. I am a happy easy going fun loving woman, but, this week...... I HATE...... Not being able

Life
ways of dealing with the burdens of life: 1* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8 * Never buy a car you can't push. 9* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12* The second mouse gets the cheese. 13* When everything's coming your way, you're in th

Computer Set-up
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed .... P... E... N... I... S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: * PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!*

This Is Crazy But I Want To See What Happens.
I know this may be lame or crazy but I want to give it a shot. I just started getting into collecting coke reward caps. Im curious who is willing to help me here. If anyone has these spare caps and are not using it can you email the codes to dal112772@hotmail.com. or just put it in my blog. I will repay you back with a gift of some sort. Thanks guys appreciate it.

Cabby & The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that; #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too." "Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley." He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me Sister,

Bubba Died In A Fire
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes'

I Miss You
I Miss You It's been hours since I last waved at you, days since we last talked, weeks since we last joked I miss the glow in your eyes, the joy in your smile, the closeness and comfort I feel whenever I'm with you You are the distraction from the harsh reality, yet the remedy for my sorrows In other words, I really miss being with you and not just that.. I miss the person who gives me this cheer, and that person is YOU

Sexual Positions
Because I am bored I went looking for information about sexual positions and found one I had not heard of - The Sprinkler. So I thought I would share what Cosmo has posted: Save this position for a day (or night) when you two have the backyard to yourselves. Stand beside a soft-spraying sprinkler and bend over so the water hits your genitals. If you can't reach your hands to the ground, place them on your thighs or calves for support. Your partner should stand behind you and put his hands around your waist as he enters you. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT: The sprinkler provides the same kind of clitoral stimulation as a handheld nozzle. And the aroma of wet grass boosts your sense of smell, making this a supersensory experience.

Because
hey baby i just wanted to tell you a few things that i know i have told you before but i want everyone to know! when i first started talkin to you i didnt think it would last as long as it has but im glad it did! when i first came to see you i was scared that when i left you wouldnt want me after i left and then we talked and spent so much time together with you and the kids and it killed me to leave when i did there is something you dont know and that is when i left and got in the van to go to summit corner i started crying cause i didnt wanna leave. but i knew i hade to! i was so excited to be able to come back and be with you and the girls! time wasnt goin by fast enough!i love you with all my heart and i dont know what i would do if anything ever happened between us! since i have been back we have hade a lot of problems thrown at us and we made it thru those i believe that we can make it thru anything! I can honestly say that i have never loved anyone as much as i do you! i want to

Shay Smiles
Satisfy... I’m on a hunt today, I don’t know what I’ll find I look for better pay or a better way To ease my mind. There are things that I will do and There are things that I will not do To satisfy my erg to live and enjoy this life Hard times have fallen and There are things that have to be done Nothing is ever won In this game I call life Full of pain and full of strife But maybe, just might This time is right To take care of the things that need taken care of. I work so hard and show so much love I know that the Lord above has a plan for me To help me get on my feet But that plan can be so blinding to me So tiring you see..? Why should I work so hard For nothing in return Though it seems My feet and my mind burn From watching these streets Trying so hard to strive to satisfy My erg to live and enjoy this life.

The Government Knows Best?
A cocky Department of Agriculture agent stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer, saying, “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field,” motioning to a pasture off to the west. The DOA agent said, “I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.” So, the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams. Then he saw the DOA agent running for the fence in the west pasture. Close behind him was the farmer’s prize bull and the bull was madder than a nest of hornets at the intruder, gaining on the agent at every bound. The DOA agent screaming for help! The old farmer yelled back, “Show him your card!! Show him your card!!”

Motherfuckin Bullshit
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b

Not That Good For My First Blog
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I Am This Girl
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl