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I Cried
when you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parent

Ribbon
Here have this blue ribbon of encouragement A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in High School by telling them the difference each of them had made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First, she told each of them how they had made a difference to her, and the class. Then she presented each of them with a blue ribbon, imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference." Afterwards, the teacher decided to do a class project, to see what kind of impact recognition would have on a Community. She gave each of the students three more blue ribbons, and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. Then they were to follow up on the results, see who honored whom, and report to the class in about a week. One of the boys in the class went to a junior executive in a nearby Company, and honored him for helping him with his career planning. He gave him a blue ribbon, and put it on his

Axe Fight Results!
This fight was closer! Heres your results- Jimmy Page-25 Votes Ted Nugent-20 Votes And STILL CHAMPION, Jimmy Page! Stick around for our next fight in my next MUMM-Jimmy Page VS. Queen's Brian May! Well by a large margin-Jimi Hendrix is who everyone overall voted for as their favorite guitarist. In your opinion, during the axefights I posted, was there a guitarist you like that was never listed and was there anyone better than Jimi Hendrix? Thank you for ALL your votes and comments. I enjoyed knowing all of you!-Chris Randy Rhodes-2 Yngwie Malmsteen-0 Slash-1 Eddie Van Halen-5 Zakk Wylde-0 George Lynch-0 Eric Clapton-0 Joe Satriani-0 Stevie Ray Vaughan-0 Angus Young-3 Ace Frehley-0 Jake E. Lee-0 Dimebag Darrell Abbott-0 Jimmy Page-7 Steve Vai-0 Ritchie Blackmore-0 David Gilmour-0 Ted Nugent-0 Brian May-0 Joe Perry-0 Jimi Hendrix-4(Current Champion) Carlos Santana-0 Jeff Beck-0 Peter Frampton-0 After I go through all of the Guitar Gods listed

Day Trip
Early in the morning to rise, get them out and give them a safety briefing and signed out of the area. Board two vans and my car and we are off. Silly LT wants to go through Los Padres and up Hwy 1 to Monterey, a 2 1/2 hour trip. 3 stops later because of car sickness, we arrive in Monterey. A Stop for coffee, Monterey Bay Aquarium, Bubba Gumps, A Glass Bottom Boat ride, Shopping, lots of shopping and an urgent call to return due to a large vegetation wildland fire. 80 to 85 all the way back on Hwy 101. Get back, on standby, not so urgent afterall. The entire time having fun, right? Yes, however my mind always drifted off to Oregon and Lynda. That is where I wanted to be all day. Early in the morning to rise, get them out and give them a safety briefing and signed out of the area. Board two vans and my car and we are off. Silly LT wants to go through Los Padres and up Hwy 1 to Monterey, a 2 1/2 hour trip. 3 stops later because of car sickness, we arrive in Monterey. A Stop for coffee,

Maurice
Players don't exist in my place...there is no such thing as game here....this spot is reserved for those who care about passion....pleasure....not getting a e nutt....but providing one and usually several because I care more about pleasing than my own satisfaction....Big ups to those who care more for all of you....than yours truely... Maurice calls it "THE COMBINATION"....some of us got it....others should stick to masterbating if you just want a nutt.... Simply care about her needs in there and watch what She'll do for you!!!!!!!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a wom

Useful Military Warnings
Useful Military Warnings "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth "If your attack i

I Can't Pretend I'm Happy When...
Just thought I'd check my stuff on here real quick. I think I'm dying. My sinus infection has spread to my ears and now I can't hear anything but my own breathing. Fuck. Back to the doctor's. Twice this month so far. That doesn't even count the ER visits.My medical bills are going to be soooo fucking expensive. Well, you kids try to have a fun fourth. No firewirks for me- I'm pretty sure I'd be writhing in pain. Someone tell me how they were for them? kaythanksbye. -allie So the baby's finally asleep. I think I'm going to go lay down with him. See you guys later.

Blind Girl
On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'ER tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred. "No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed her beef jerky this mornin'." Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!" There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she cou

C'mon Ladies
ok dont know how do all the pretty graphics but im holding a contest called sexiest mom on cherrytap..i need twenty moms... i would like to start the contest on sunday july 1st and end it july 8th thats if i get all my moms in by that time gifts will be 1. first place will get a 3 day blast 2. second place will get a 1 day blast 3. third place will get diamond earrings rules are... 1.must fan,add,and rate the host 2.you must have a salute photo in your pics 3.anything goes except using scripts or whatever else to cheat. 4.no one under a level 5 can bomb you 5.comment bombing yourself is allowed 6.no downrating or any type of drama will be tolerated if you are interested pls shoutbox me lovlymom and let me know.here is my link,, [ CherryTAP.com photo: 2678644761 ]

6 Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM .. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard!You've been playing golf!" ************************************************ The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of t

My Tarot Card
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Here To Meat New And Exciting People
looking to make new friends and maybe some old ones as well so fan and rate, will try and do the same. have fun. feel free to shout at anytime and i'll also try and do the same. wanna know more about me just ask. not looking to hook up...so dont ask for nudes. just here cuz myspace is for kids. much love to y'all!:x

Crazyyy
i wish some people would make me a sign so i can put it on my profile ]: i would enjoy that [: teehee make me smile weeee will you make me a sign? hiya, im boredddd and I feel like screaming I'm so effin' bored. I mean CherryTAP is fun, and it takes up my bordum...but ppl don't know how to comment back, when i actually read the profile they have and all that bull shit, but fuck it, i dont care. im bored if you read this tlk to mehhh

Update
just a quick update sorry i've not been arround much but i'm in the middle of moving in with kiz, all is well with us just need to find a job and things will be sweet.take care and see you all soon dave aka duluxdeman Where has the last week gone.cant believe its a week ago that i saw BLS and Ozzy. Nothing much has changed. Work is still going fine no real hassles. I start tattoo session 4 next Thurs followed by 2 more sessions over the following 2 weeks that should almost complete the tattoo possibly may need 1 more session depends on how much Simon can do in each session. Other news I've been talking to Courtney Davis (who I'm a big fan of) and I've commissioned him to do a piece of artwork which I'll be having tattooed by the guys at DNA. When I have this one done I'll not be posting pics on the site because I want to keep it a one off design don't want anyone to copy it but I'll send pics to my friends so they can see it. hey there I'm still around just been so busy

Signatures And Personality
he various types of Signatures you come across & the attitude of a person are listed below: # SINGLE UNDERLINE BELOW THE SIGN!! These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are a little bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life" # TWO DOTS BELOW THE SIGN!! These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons & they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others. # SINGLE DOT BELOW THE SIGN! These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple & are very cool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people. # NO UNDERLINES OR DOTS BELOW THE SIGN!! These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention to others views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too. # RANDOM SIGN, NO SIMILARITY BETWEEN NAME &

Uummm
Ok I have been on tap for 3 hours or so. I have tried to talk to people. No one will talk to me. Fuck i am on tap because I am board as hell. But I bet if I were female I would be so fucken shocked by the amount of people that want to talk to me. (try to get on me or send them pixs) If I where to get some pixs of some chick and create an account then I would have so one to talk to. (till they figured out I am male) But then both of me would get blocked from this site so. I am sick of the bull shit. If you read this and you are pissed I DO NOT CARE. Not like you where going to talk to me anyway. IF I WANTED TO BE IN A POPULARITY CONTEST I'D GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL! FUCK!!!! anyway if you feel the same leave a comment IF NOT JUST GO AWAY BYE. One more topic. Why get pissed if someone down rates you. If you do not want honest rates why put yourself out there. I am sorry but we are not all tens. It makes know scents to me but it is just dumb not to give honest rates. Go ahead down rate m

Trifficc Stuff
center> Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com What are you like in bed?Rough and WildYour very wild and one hell of an animal in the bedroom! You like to be spontaneous, rough and playful! You get what you want and you just do what you gotta do!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic What Kind of Chocolate Covered Delight Are You?Chocolate Covered RaisinsYou are sweet with a hint of zestiness! Very unpredictable in the best way possible! Your friends love you because of you ability to become so adaptable to almost every situation and your spontanaity. You're always down for what

New Music Player
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Crazy Things
so my mind is wondering again and i hate when it does that. i was told recently that i was good at repelling unwanted men and that the reason i'm good at that is because i don't look them in the eyes. i didn't say much to respond to that but i have to confess that thats nor entirely true. i don't look people in the eyes because i don't want them to see my pain, anger and hate. i'm afraid that they will see my weakness and take advantage of that. well most people do anyways so what the hell! also i once saw myself in someones eyes and i saw myself fade from his eyes and trust me it's not a good thing. my uncle use to tell me that my eyes sparkled and shined, they haven't done that in a long time. they tried to but i guess it just wasn't enough to keep them shining. yea so this is what is going through my wonderful mind tonight. don't you all just wanna live in my mind? so my dumb ass went to work and when i got there and punched in it said punch in too early so i looked at the sche

Not Stupid~
so last night around 11:30 at night i was woke up by my daughter having a seizure...so up i go and get the meds to inject her with to help her come out of the seizure...but had to call 911 because she couldnt come out of the seizure...so the mets and fire rescue come here and because this is a monthly thing they know shelbie and were very wonderful with her and she finally came out of the seizure... i am very tired today with no sleep ... but you know the thing that just makes me smile so very much is all that is "wrong" with my little girl you would never know it... she smiles all the time and laughs and is a miracle.... so i wake up this morning only to find out quickly that i have a headache......joy so i know right away that my suger must be high... has not been high for quite some time but i believe that i forgot to take meds yesterday so i get the joy of giving my self three shots this morning... give shots....take meds slap myself in the head for forgetting....and then

My Thoughts
Why men are just happier people! Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vaca

Check Out The Sexy,bloody Ladies
Nobody has checked out my Blood Bath album yet. Leave comments. And FUbar keeps yelling at me for having bloody pictures up. Well don't be surprised if my profile disappears because they keep telling me I could get my account delated if I don't put NSFW. Myspace is more flexable then this site. And why are you on FUBAR at work anyway. You lazy Bastards.Get To WORK! If you like my profile let em know. Leave Picture comments. I think someone reported my pics So if you don't like them then don't look. ITs supposed to be fun and different. Sexy 'dead' chicks.....I am done ranting.. check outt he sexy pics rate us,fan us and friend us. Please leave comments on the pics and let us know what you think!!! Rate them,comment them!!! Thanks Bitches

Government Schools - What A Joke!
WELCOME TO THE CONTINUING COLLAPSE! Home of the Anti-Shahada: There is no god called "Allah", and Mohammed, barbecue sauce be upon him, is his false prophet. Oh Canada! A Montreal-area school board is defending one of its principals who asked four elementary school students to each write a 10-line essay about fellatio after they were taunting a fellow student. Board lawyer Nathalie Marceau says the students had been bullying the boy since the beginning of the school year and the most recent incident involved taunts about performing fellatio. She added the school had made numerous attempts to educate the Grade 4 students on harassment and had even met with the parents earlier in the year. Finally, a note was sent home with the four students about the sex essay following the most recent incident at school. Le Journal de Montreal reported today that the parents of one of the boys wasn’t happy with his nine-year-old stepson having to write the assignment.

My Bitch On Lifes Cruelties
I had this good life til things got fucked up. I had the man that I have always loved with me, but we didnt have very much you see we were both broke as hell. No money, barely a trailor to live in, but we had each other. Thats all that mattered to me. Then some asshole for reason unknown still desides to burn our tailor down while we were gone. It really pisses me off that nothing was done about that know one even tried to find out who or why it was done. didnt the cops relize we lost eveythin it that fire. and a week after xmas on top of that. i only had one pair of pants two shirts and a pair of underware and socks and shoes. Ashley my husband only had the clothes he had on that day a that was it. we had deside to stay in a motel for the night because it was going to be to cold to stay at the trailor and i had a friend who let us stay in a motel she worked at. Ashley's uncle came and told us our trailor had burn to the ground earily the next morning. i asked him what he w

Gotta Love Texans Lol
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems.... They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, My horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes; There's barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep; they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos." "They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their horses with them." The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says, Hello---hold on a minute." When he retur

Jokes
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forg

Dogs
The little dog is making me go insane lol. He's jealous and a lil trouble maker. He just won't leave the garbage alone! Oh well its a dog right? The barking, the whining, the leg humping... endless things getting chewed up... my friends dogs are driving me mad! Just needed to vent

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Music Video:WHAT I GOT (by Sublime)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Ladies - please note At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports : It's like t

2nd In Series
the first one was well received so here is another. if the rates remain high, i will continue to post. please feel free to tell friends/fans/family to come check the stories out :D this one resulted from an online chat i was having with a "friend", where we were discussing an upcoing visit and spending some time relaxing in her hot tub. i'll leave it to you to debate if it ever came to fruition . . . Daydream of Us Picturing you and I sitting there, taking your hand in mine pulling it into my lap as I reach to yours. Sliding my fingers under the edge of your bikini bottom, tracing your smoothly shaven lips as you grasp and stroke my steel-like rod. My free hand reaching up to caress your hardening nipples, untying your bikini top and throwing it out of the tub. Leaning over to kiss you pulling you over onto my lap, you kneeling over me, straddling me. My right hand kneading and fondling your breasts, my left firmly planted in your bikini bottom one finger sliding deep in

¿que?
The two most frightening lines in the English language: 1. I am from The Government, and I am here to help you. 2. I'm afraid you are going to need a root canal. If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

What Was That
If you would like to know how badly our highways really smell, get away for a week, somewhere away from civilization, where the air is still clean. Purify your lungs with clean mountain air, clean your smell receptors and renew your ability to sense what you may never have sensed before.

Ruth
BENIFIT FOR RUTH AT THE VFW CLUB IN LOVES PARK SEPT 8, FROM 12.00 TILL 6.00 5.00 DOLLAR APERSON KIDS 12 AND UNDER FREE THERE WILL BE RAFFLES FOOD AND MUSIC THERE WILL BE A RAFFLE FOR 250.00 TO THE WINNER ALL WELCOME

Unsure
Well each day brings a new meaning to everyones life but to mine it shows me all of my mistakes. Letting go of those I shouldn't and pushing those away I should have close to me. yet Life goes on and it is time for me to face those facts and step up to the preverbial plate as some would say. In the physical sense i find im quite strong and very hard to keep down but emotionally I am very weak I seem to be crushed quite often but yet I find myself back on me feet and ready for what else life throws at me. For it is said u can't keep a good man down however you can keep him stumbling. im unsure of my life and how it affects others I have known happiness and as always that happiness fades. There are only two people at this time that I consider to be true friends and they know who they are. I had assumed that my happiness would last for a very long time but alas assumptions seem to make an ass out of me. Perhaps things will change for me again soon and im sure they will as long as I have a

Drama
people hate on those they fear ,but why ? probally cause they have no life of there own to live so they hate on what they see .but in reality they just hate themselves.! so stop hating ThUgLIFE The Hatred U Give Little Infants Fucks Everyone : tupac

Snickerdoodles Recipe
Makes 18 servings.. adjust as needed..my org recipe is for 6 dozen lol INGREDIENTS: 1 cup shortening 1 1/2 cups white sugar 2 eggs 2 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons white sugar 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets. 2. In a medium bowl, cream together the shortening and sugar. Add eggs one at a time, mixing after each. Sift together the flour, baking soda, cream of tartar and salt; stir into the creamed mixture until well blended. 3. In a small shallow bowl, stir together the 2 tablespoons of sugar with the cinnamon. Roll the dough into walnut sized balls and roll the balls in the sugar mixture. Place cookies 2 inches apart on the prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Cookies should be slightly golden at the edges. Remove to cool on wire racks. Makes 18 servings

Navy
Soon I will leave to the navy and be stuck in chicago for training for awhile. It should be well worth my time and effort to achieve goals and accomplish more then anyone else has. I probably wont be online for awhile but I will be back as soon as I can... I leave July 25 2007

Games
Ok my friend got me hooked on this web game. Now we are having a contest to see who get the most people signed up by the end of the month. So come on its easy and fun and you'd be helping me out. So at least check out the link, even if you don't sign up! http://world6.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=114193592 This is an easy web game , Ive tried it out and its fun. Its a Vampire type game. Here is link so run and sign up , then verify your email, go to rules and check it out !!!!! http://world6.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=114193592 Im Tai_Dalma !!!

Recipes
1 pound box of graham crackers (honey) 3 boxes (4 0z each) instant french vanilla pudding 4 cups milk 12 oz container of cool whip 1. butter a 9x13 baking dish 2. line pan with layer of whole graham crackers. 3. stir pudding with a mixer and slowly add cool whip. pour half of pudding/ cool whip mix over graham crackers. 4. do a second layer of whole graham crackers, pour rest of pudding/ cool whip mix over it. 5. third layer of graham crackers. 6. chill for 2 hours. 7. chocolate frosting over the top layer of graham crackers, chill again for about half an hour or until the frosting is cold to touch. 1 box honey graham crackers 1 cup butter/ margarine (your preference) 1 cup brown sugar 1 package (12 oz) chocolare chips 1 cup chopped nuts (optional --yuck) 1. lightly grease the bottom of a cookie sheet, then lline with whole graham crackers until completely covered 2.boil butter and brown sugar together for 2 minutes. Stir often. Pour over graham crackers. 3.bake a

Best Friend
She is the strongest woman I know She is a temple of wisdom, she doesn't even know She is beautiful mind,body, and soul, She is that shoulder you can cry on. That sister I never knew. She is an angel in disguise, that helps me through. With her walkin beside me, I will never be lost, She is my best friend, there will never be another like my best friend

Random Thoughts O_o
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_________ Age___ Phone(____) _______ Occupation______________ Height______ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ List three positions u like: 1.______ 2.______ 3.________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ After

A New Slide Show
Hi Friends , I put a new slideshow on my page. The picture of the 4 beautiful young men & women there are my kids :) Be sure to stop by my page to check out the pics & don't forget to leave me a comment while you are there. Hugs from , Lisa

A Little About Me ...
Your Power Color Is Magenta At Your Highest: You energize yourself and push others to suceed. At Your Lowest: You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed. In Love: You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet. How You're Attractive: Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you. Your Eternal Question: "What is my next source of inspiration?" What's Your Power Color? I had never heard of this site until a few hours ago ... I was sitting here, clad in swimwear to head out and work on my tan, chatting with a longtime friend on Yahoo .. when he said to me .. "Hey, you ever heard of cherry tap?" Well of course I hadn't so he got me the link and within minutes I was logged in .. Good grief, 5 hours later, here I sit, still clad in swimwear, having never made it to the pool. Within the first 15 minutes, I was ready to log off and never visit this site again .. for I had never seen anything quite as chaotic. I

Sexual Poems!!!
First... Why do women have more trouble with hemorroids then men do? Because god made men "PERFECT ASSHOLES." Second... What are three reasons why women LOVE Hunters? 1.) They go DEEP into the bush. 2.) They always SHOOT MORE than TWICE. 3.) And they always EAT what they shoot. Third... Why did god give women nipples? To make suckers out of MEN!!!!!!! Fourth... How does a man know when he has eaten pussy well? When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed donut. And Last but not Least... Who are the six most important men in a woman's life? 1.) Doctor- because he says "take off your clothes." 2.) Dentist- because he says "open wide." 3.) Milkman- because he says "do you want it from the front or the back." 4.) Hairdresser- because he says "do you want it teased or blown." 5.) Interior Decorator- because he says "once its in you'll love it." 6.) Banker- because he says "if you take it out too soon, you'l

My Horrorscope
The nearer your destination, the less sure you are that you actually want to arrive. Hey, that's normal. Sometimes the fear of success is a lot stronger than the fear of failure. The goal will be worth it eventually. It's tough to let go of the way we want things to be and learn to accept how they really are. But once you do, you'll see that reality is the only safe place to stand -- and that it's not such a bad place after all. Did that idea really come out of your brain? And what's more, are you seriously promoting it as the answer to the crisis in question? Well, as they say in a lot of bad movies, 'It's so crazy it just might work!'

My Mental Meanderings
today is my 28th birthday I just wanted everyone to know :) as many people know from meeting me on the various blog sites i am on and becoming friends with me through msn myspace im and aim they know i am a very altruistic person i am always very happy and very eager to be able to talk to any of them but as i have exhibited before i am also very passionate in the words that i use even with couples that i meet (mostly the female counter parts). see when i make a friend i get to know them and we always have a good time and we always end up talking and laughing and having fun together. i always end up "falling’ for my friends in a purely plutonic way i somewhat develope feelings for them which for some people can come off as too strong and they think i am being too flirtatious or strong and that usually gets me banned from there lives and i never hear from them again. i am not really "apologizing" for being so "loving" or "amorous" i will never apologize for being me i just want every

Old Writings And Poetry!!!
In my heart I long to keep My love for you which is forever deep. Living life without you I would be very sad and blue. What else can I do to make you see That you do and will always mean the world to me. Though I know the sun will always rise I still wait for the day you'll forever be mine. You touched my soul with yours, Took my heart and brand it with your sword. Kiss my lips and you will see, That noone else can compare to me. The day is comming for you to know, The hurt and pain from being left in the cold. All those times you just pushed me away, Well now you bastard, I'm here to stay. Pay Backs a Bitch, And now its your turn to Pay!!! They hail you as their morning star, Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different. And once they have you safe and sound, They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on, They try to make of you a

Soldiers Wife
The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's the matter with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, posses the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour's notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, ever if she's pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move 10 times in 17 years. And oh, yes, she must have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands? No way!" The Lord continued, "Don't worry, we shall make other military wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly when it's over-wor

Giveaway
I AM IN A GIVEAWAY TO GET A VIC...THIS IS NOT A CONTEST....ALL THAT I NEED IS 10,000 COMMENTS...SO IF U HAVE TIME...PLEASE STOP BY AND LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS...THANKS IN ADVANCE http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=412717&i=3411775911

Need Love And Support
hello to my friends. My girlfriend of 8 years broke up with me a month ago. I can really use some love and support from anyone. Not really sure if I'm ready to move on. I'm sure if I find the right one I will. Thank you for reading. hello to all that read this. I havent been on here for a long time. The last time i was on here was about 4 months ago. just wanted to see if any of my friends remember me. give me a holla or something. I would like to meet you all again. thanks

Las Vegas 2007 With Sunshyne & Angel Eyes
The Father Goes to Vegas With Sunshyne & Angel Eyes and possibly loses what little bit of his mind that is left! On July 1st We will be embarking on a 2000 mile road trip to Vegas, The Land of Sin Sand and Sun... Did I say Sin? This trip should be real interesting. There is no telling what happens when The Crew goes on a trip. In total we will be gone for about 12 days. I plan on updating this blog as much as possible and taking lots of pictures to share with you. As soon as we have some pic they will be posted in a directory in my photo gallery called Vegas Trip 2007 or something along those lines. With these 2 ladies there should be some pretty interesting pics coming along. Of course it will be interesting to see what kind of view these ladies offer to our nations truckers. Of course the truckers have no chance with Sunshyne & Angel Eyes. But we shall see.... If you are in the Vegas area let us know and who knows we may be able to get together or something. There is a t

Found On Myspace-this Was Sent To A Sargeant Of The U.s. Army. It's Horrible.
MySpace Comments -- Chromaluna.com MySpace Comments -- Chromaluna.com MySpace Comments -- Chromaluna.com MySpace Comments -- Chromaluna.com To All My Friends n Fans.Have a Wonderful 4th of July.. Angie DON'T LET ME EVER HEAR ANY OF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! Body: This was sent to a Sargeant of the U.S. Army. It's horrible. From: Display Name: Brooke http://www.myspace.com/brooke6688 Date: Jun 28, 2007 4:24 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: Just thought you should know... Body: First of all I want to thank you for the friend request. Secondly, you couldn't pay me, torture me, or brainwash me enough to join the military of this corrupt nation. Stop wasting your time and using young, impressionable citizens to your benefit. I'm sorry that you are miserable and you are unable to stand on your own feet. The only people I know who are actually dumb enough to join the military are those who have no direction in their life and are unable to su

Contests
BOMB FEST (FAMILY WAR) DATE: SEPTEMBER 15 - 31 1ST PRIZE: A 1 MONTH BLAST 2ND PRIZE: A CHOICE OF A 2 WEEK BLAST OR A 2 MONTH VIP 3RD PRIZE: A CHOICE OF A 1 WEEK BLAST OR A 1 MONTH VIP RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1) MUST HAVE A SALUTE 2) MUST RATE & FAN HOST 3) MUST BE A LEVEL 7 TO BOMB 4) ONE ACCOUNT PER PERSON MAY BOMB, NO DUEL ACCOUNTS. WE NEED TO KNOW IF FAMILY MEMBERS ARE INTERESTED IN THE FAMILY ENTERING THIS CONTEST. PLEASE LET A COMMENT ON THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. I KNOW THE HOST, SO I DO KNOW THAT SHE WILL NOT ALLOW ANY DRAMA OF ANY KIND. IF THE IS DRAMA, SHE WILL SHUT IT DOWN. THIS IS THE ONLY REASON THAT I WILL EVEN CONSIDER DOING THIS CONTEST. IF WE ENTER THIS CONTEST, YOU WILL HAVE TO BOMB UNTIL YOU ARE TOTALLY OUT OF COMMENTS. IT WILL TAKE THE WHOLE FAMILY TO COMPETE IN THIS CONTEST. YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM!!!! TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN IN THIS TYPE OF CONTEST, IT IS A V

Fake Ass Friends
subject: Fake Ass Friends!!!..Is this you?? post date: 2007-06-29 14:56:32 views: 8 comments: 2 ratings: 0 I'm tired of 2 things I'll mention here. 1. The following post. People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake ass friends" 2. I don't read to many bulletins because most of them no matter what the Subject title is it is usually someone promoting themselves or their group of pointwhores.

More Recent Writings/poems!!!
Its been ten years now and with two wonderful children. I got a second engagement ring for Christmas. (that is now back in its box, and given back to him) I sometimes wander if he ever had the intention of marrying me. Now my eight year old questions why mommy has a different last name from him, and why daddy won't marry mommy. I just stare speechless, not knowing the words to tell my son. Not even knowing the words to tell myself. With my heart breaking into even smaller pieces. It has been a very rough and bumpy ride, and at times felt like a roller coaster that i was going to fall off of. Too many ups and downs with curves and turns. But I survived. And I'm still here, and still in love. (though sometimes wondering "WHY?") I just sit here patiently waiting, still loving this man, and doing the best I can to make things work. I have left before, letting him know how I feel. We make amends and plan for things to be better. Yet, I still feel the sa

Unfinished Poems
Darkness Overcomes us as hearts flow together Lovers embrace lips parted As we hold one another Sweetness that is you feels my life with meaning I lose control of myself my sences wildly screeming Upon the moutian air the wolf screams The rabbits hide and the deer gleams Dew forms upon theleaves and falls to the ground The rustling of dead leaves heard all around Cows walking about, abandoned in the feilds Horse's strut and og upon the hills Farmer's are busy working hard in the barn Wives are cooking, baking, and turning thier yarn The smell of pies fill the air Sweat pours to the ground from old farmer's hair The bell has rung so lunh is ready Families sit down to rest the hour steady Families rest the night from a hard days work The roosters crow awakening everything She runs to me in disaray Throws her arms around me And begs me to always stay She holds me tighter in glee She closes her eyes as we kiss Long and passionate as we are toge

Piper's Plaything
Ok, so today is day 1 of my vacation from my children. It's ok, but i'm bored and i don't know what to do with myself. what i have been doing is playing in psp. Ok, it's Friday, I just signed up and trying to figure out what the hell to do.

My Poetry
Broken now, she looks to the ground as she walks... Silent now, she remembers all the talks... She spots a feline, quivering the rodent it stalks... Broken now, she looks to the ground as she walks... Deep pools of anguish, her eyes show her pain... Her tears are hidden, blending with the drops of rain... She looks to the night sky, her harrowing screams reign... Deep pools of anguish, her eyes show her pain... In a puddle on the ground, she sits in contemplation... Her eyes are poisoned by her tears, horrid anticipation... Her world is shattered, forlorn damnation... In a puddle on the ground, she sits in contemplation... Forsaken she goes, returns to her somber, foreboding tomorrow. She sits alone, her soaked clothes, drowning in her sorrow... She looks to the outside, pleading for a drop of hope to borrow. Forsaken she goes, returns to her somber, foreboding tomorrow Sometimes i don't want to live, I just want to die. I take a blade to my wrist, Slice and th

Great Expectations
im haveing trouble with cataracts sometimes i cant see the monitor very well please have patience if i seem slow to recognise and comment on pix or jokes thank you i have an appt whith an opthalmologist the middle of july hope he can help most are afraid to because i only have one eye and they are afraid to work on the one thats left its just getting to hard to see to drive and work and at times trying to do this is a real pain in the eye ;) lol be good and be safe good times tim. ######UPDATE##### SURGERY is scheduled for july 24 hope to see all of you better in the future thanks tim...jul 25 07 had surgery seems to have worked very well and now i also have built in uv protection and blue light blocker neet permanent sunglasses!!

Pippinwolf
09-11-01 was a dark day in american history. Our very freedom and sense of security and safety ruthlessly came under attack that day. Husbands were suddenly left without wives, wives left without husbands, children left without mothers or fathers, and some cases both. It was in my opinion a brutal heartless cowardly attack on innocent men, women and children. Some called it a Holy war, purposely killing unarmed civilans is murder not war. Hence we never forget or drop our gaurd any in the least. If I have offended anyone in any way with this then so be it, I am red, white, and true blue american through and through, and have a right to my opinion just as much as anyone else does.......... John

Me
Well this is for the people that really dont know me. I wish to clear something up if you dont mind.The way i talk or type rather is me. I am a southern man and we speak like that for example i may say love,or sweetheart or something to that effect. And i do not wish to offened anyone so if its a problem then let me know if not then well like i said its a southern thing and i represent the south but i do respect others wishes so if it bothers you just let me know ok later!

Ranting
AHHH IM SO CRAVING SOME MORE PIERCINGS AND TATS RIGHT NOW IM JUST BROKE AND DON'T HAVE THE RIDE LOL. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE LIKE DRUGS SO ADDICTING SERIOUSLY I LOVE MY PIERCINGS AND TATS HARDCORE. HAVE- SEPTUM, TONGUE,INNER LABIA, MONROE/RETIRED IT, GEMINI TAT, HELLO KITTY TAT -WANTS- CLEAVAGE SURFACE PIERCING -BRIDGE -TRAGUS -NIPS -NAPE TATS - HUMMINGBIRDS ON CHEST -ZOMBIE ON LEG -KOI TRAMPSTAMP -TREE OF LIFE ON SHOULDER -EVENTUALLY A SLEEVE DONE IN FLOWERS - CUNT ON MY LIP im so up set my monroe piercing is rejecting from my lip and its extremely painful hardcore so monday i go in for surgery to have it cut out because on the inside of my lip it has completely healed over that back of my bar so i can't take it out!!! and all this happened within the last 3 days its insane and hurts really bad : (.

Don't Look Too Far
What is love, but an emotion, so strong and so pure, that nurtured and shared with another all tests it will endure? What is love, but a force to bring the mighty low, with the strength to shame the mountains and halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, a glorious goal attained, the union of two souls, two hearts, a bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, to cast the tyrant from his throne, and raise the flag of truth and peace, and fear of death overthrow? What is love, but a beacon, to guide the wayward heart, a blazing light upon the shoals that dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, eternal and sincere, a flame that through wax and wane will outlive life’s brief years? Love is so very special, yet can make you feel so lost. It can arrive just like the springtime and melt away like morning frost. You must find ways to nurture, always grow your love with care. Never ever take for granted the love that you both share. Mi

Horoscope June 30, 2007
Are you thinking about embarking on a potentially risky but likely lucrative enterprise? If there are papers and contracts involved, think about getting some professional and expert advice before you sign anything. Are you thinking about embarking on a potentially risky but likely lucrative enterprise? If there are papers and contracts involved, think about getting some professional and expert advice before you sign anything.

Life
LETS SEE WHAT ARE U SUSPOSED TO DO WHEN IT FEELS LIKE U DNT HAVE A PURPOSE IN LIFE?THAT IT SEEMS LIKE U ARE GETING USED BUT NOT KISSED?OH WHAT ARE U GOING TO DO?I GUESS JST LET PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER U THAT SEEMS THE WAY PEOPLE DO THINGS.I MEAN U CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH BEFORE SMETHING HAS TO GIVE,DO WE SETTLE ON WHAT LIFE GIVES US?I MEAN WHN U FIRST DATE U CANNOT KEEP UR HANDS OF OF EACH OTHER THEN U MOVE INTO TOGETHER THE SEX IS STILL GOOD BUT NOT AS MUCH AS IT WAS WHEN U FIRST STARTED DATING WHY IS THAT I WONDER....I GUESS THAT IS A AGE OLD QUESTION WE ASK ALL THE TIME SOMETIMES IT WOULD BE NICE TO FEEL LIKE WHAT U ARE DOING MEANS SOMETHING TO SMEBODY INSTEAD OF THAT IS WHAT IS EXCEPTED OF U.TO DO U WANT TO SHOW UR GOOD SIDE AND ONCE U LIVE WITH EACH OTHER IT SEEMS LIKE IT IS OH WELL GET IT OVER .U WONDER DOES HE STILL LOVE U?OR NOT?THAT IT IS COMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF U?DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO GUESS WELL JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND LET PEOPLE WALK ALL OVER U,THEN

Devilhascried2000
SOUL ASYLUM-JUST LIKE ANYONE She walks into the outhouse The cold night breathes into her face The flies are standing still now The moon it spills through the place And she starts wondering what it's like to be liked by everyone And like everyone be just like anyone And just wants to be so just like anyone She reaches through the darkness Her fingers touch the porcelain seat She spins and pulls her pants down The cold air holds her like a theif She starts wondering what they mean, do they just mean to be mean And thinking about the scene, do they just want to be seen And trying not to seem so just like anyone The door comes screeching open She walks into the evening air She disappears in the darkness All that's left's the faint smell of her hair She's done wondering what it's like to be liked by everyone And like everyone be just like anyone And just wants to be so just like anyone And wondering what they mean, do they just mean to be mean And thinkin

Honor N Remember
♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* ~ The Military Wife ~ - Author Unknown - The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into His sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What's wrong with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you seen the specs on this order. She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both a father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour's notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she is pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move to a new location ten times in seventeen years. And, oh yes, she must have six pairs of hands!" The angel shook her head, "Six pai

Random Thoughts
I am so sick of hearing people condemn mothers for "spoiling" their children. So what if a child gets something from Walmart?.....so what if you get them what they want for birthdays or Christmas?......so what if the gifts are a little expensive?....my children are just that..MINE!!!....before my daughter got her own place she still worked full time, helped me keep house, babysat when I needed her to, cared for me & her younger brother when we're sick, fed the pets, reminded me of appointments, bills that are due and that I needed to take my medicine. The list goes on & on. Why can't I reward her for all her hard work?.....God knows how tough she has it now that she's out on her own (and NOT on welfare). Why shouldn't she enjoy what I can give her?...My youngest son is an "A" student, plays football and is in the band. He does his chores, doesn't bother anyone, and is an absolute joy to be around. He has a sense of humor that will make anyone laugh.....he has more friends,

Hair
SO here is where im stuck which should I go with :) here is the 1st choice :) the 2nd one is this and the 3rd is this So I know its me who has to live with it , but a little fun and input never hurt ;) so dont be shy let me know what you think

Things That Are Good To Know
Big Five Word Test Results Extroversion (80%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.Accommodation (68%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own individual development (martyr complex).Orderliness (32%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Emotional Stability (48%) medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.Inquisitiveness (68%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical. Take Free Big Five Word Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com If you like the pictures, jokes and such I post and have a Twitte

Love Like No Other
I have had an extremely emotional day today dealing with my little girl being gone. She is with her "doner" shall I call him. His weekend. I love this little human being God blessed me with more than anything. A love that no matter how I try to muster up the words to desribe it I just can not. I am alone in silence. No rukus, no laughter just me. I know I am supposed to be privy to this time as a mom, but I just do not enjoy it. No matter what I try to to do to make the time pass, the clock drags. I suppose it boils down to the fact that when I became a mom by the grace of God, I realized that was on call 24/7, 365 days per year. I have grown so attached to being needed, Taylors laughter, her tears in need of my comfort and every wonderful thing that comes from being a mom. I am now going to climb on my couch, try to relax and know that she will be home soon enough. Then I get to hear the stories of her fathers house and the BS that they put her through by being so foolish to not real

Fake People
I am really sick of certain people mainly my ex girlfriend and her current boy friend looking at my site and reporting me to myspace for no reason. Everything that was on my site was factual. Maybe thats why they reported me. I guess the truth hurts Ed Johnson. Maybe next time u won't touch someone sexually that u shouldn't. I believe in Karma and u will get yours someday.

Ewas The Night Before Xmas
... The Night Before Christmas - Rated R Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. with a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll c

Incest
When is it okay to let the world know we do exist? When I was real young A "relative" used to touch me down between my legs. I used to sweat sometimes because I thought We were going to get caught..weird,huh? I was given whatever I wanted. I had every toy on the market. ate alot too. I was spoiled. in exchange for pleasure, which ultimately I ended up receiving it as well. I just knew down between my legs it tingled like when I masturbated.I would wait until he/she was finished sometimes I then I would hump my favorite stuffed animal. It would ACHE on my clitoris. I remembered I was so stimulated I ended up masturbating in my first grade class. I used to let the boys watch me do it. The same way my "relative" did it. The touched never hurt me. It always felt good. I was always horny after that. I would hump my friends, my stuffed animals. I even called the neighborhood pervet, "Alan" and masturbate ith him on the phone. So this blog is for ppl who are interested in this not

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter wen

Saddam's Hanging.
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Clutching a Quran and refusing a hood, Saddam Hussein went to the gallows before sunrise Saturday, executed by vengeful countrymen after a quarter-century of remorseless brutality that killed countless thousands and led Iraq into disastrous wars against the United States and Iran. In Baghdad's Shiite enclave of Sadr City, people danced in the streets while others fired guns in the air to celebrate the former dictator's death. The government did not impose a round-the-clock curfew as it did last month when Saddam was convicted to thwart any surge in retaliatory violence. It was a grim end for the 69-year-old leader who had vexed three U.S. presidents. Despite his ouster, Washington, its allies and the new Iraqi leaders remain mired in a fight to quell a stubborn insurgency by Saddam loyalists and a vicious sectarian conflict. The execution took place during the year's deadliest month for U.S. troops, with the toll reaching 108. President Bush said in a st

Pick Up Lines
How drunk would a person have to be for these to work? The WRONG Pick Up Lines 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. a

To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cu

Drunken-sober
A Playaz Game (Mine is Betta)I'm sittin on stacks, I'm rollin high.Gettin that paper while you gettin high.I know you see me bitch so just ride on by.Keep watchin me do what I do.I'ma smoke on by you.I gotta stack full of that green in my right hand.Bitch you know how I do it out here in "da Land."I'm sittin on stacks, I'm rollin high.Gettin that paper while you gettin high.I know you see me bitch so just ride on by.I gotta stay on that grind, it's an everyday struggle.Workin two jobs just to keep up with my hustle.Nothing about me is just plain ordinary.'Cuz the game that I got is extraordinary.You think you know the kind of life I live.Poor little sap you ain't even got a dolla to give.You got no job, four kids, and now one on the way.Maybe I'll feel a little bit sorry for you one day.I'm sittin on stacks, I'm rollin high.Gettin that paper while you gettin high.I know you see me bitch so just ride on by.Everywhere I turn all I see is these haters.I'm gettin that money!Boy what you th

Check This 1 Out 4 You !!!
I know I've never been near you, but I still smell your sent, I know I've never held you, but I still tast your lips, I know I've never told you, but you rock me to the core, I know I've never showed you, But it's you that I adore, I know I've never made sweet love to you, but you shook me all night long.... AC/DCYou Shook Me All Night Long (Live)Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

I'm A Fucking Loser
Death The word most fear And all shall obtain Some sooner than others Some not soon enough For me it's closer I can end it like "that" No one cares I'm just another loser I'll stand up on the chair With a noose hanging from a hook The hook imbeded into the ceiling I star up at the noose Tightly weaved and about 1/4 IN thick With just one kick of the chair My life is over My eyes have seen too much The bled the tears Yet they still see My veins have bled blood For the many years The red stains on my arm Become crust-like It dries and slows You try to stop me Its no use You come close I'll just pull my foot And fall I warn you You start crying Praying for me to quit this Hoping this is just a facade You are wrong I start counting from 5-1 You know see that I'm serious You want to come near But know it will be fatal No matter what you do it's over 5...I look at the tears 4...The sadness on your face looks painful 3...I begin to spea

Just Stuff
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m. 9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses). 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with the elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate

Im Getting Married And My Pregnant!!!
stacie was born feb. 11, 2008 at 11 am... she was 5 pounds 14 ounces, 19 inches long... pics r posted in "my pics" go check her out!!! =) well my feionce and i have been talking for a while on getting married but we just got pushed a lil faster!!! we found out that we r having a baby and it will be coming around in jan-march of 2008!!! my rings just got fixxed and i need to go pick them up, from the jewlers... i got my moms rings from when she was married to my dad, and i needed to thinken and get them a size bigger so i can wear them longer when im pregnant!!! but i guess i will keep everyone updated on the baby and i will be finding out what it will be "boy or girl wise" we r hoping for a girl so keep ur fingers crossed for us!!! bye

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Aahhhhhhhh!!!
Thursday, this COMING friggin Thursday, I am having surgery on my sinuses. I have to have my septum (nose bone) broken and reset because it is occluding my left sinus cavity and making it hard for me to breath. I have to have my upper sinuses opened up and a cyst removed from my right sinus. All this is suppose to happen through my nose, into my face and up into my brain! It brings to mind the movie with Arnold, Total Recall where the probe comes out of the nose with the little orb on it. Maybe they will find another race of beings in my face and head. I will be laid up in bed recovering, half doped up, partially irritated I am sure. I will do some *mad tapping* :-) Just rambling because I am nervous about it....and that is really what a blog is about. Sharing your personal thoughts. Well there are some personal thoughts for ya.!!

Are You Her
Well I guess here is what I am looking for in a lady! She needs to be I am looking for somebody to talk to that is just down to earth. A lady who is Real, Honest, Educated, Smart, Witty, Kind and Optimistic. I honestly do not have time to change somebody because I don't think that makes a healthy relationship I surround myself with people that want to improve THEMSELVES because that is where they are in their lives and that is where I am. I enjoy being around people who are on the road to success or their success is growing, because that is where I am. If you are narrow minded, cold or sour.... I promise I am not the guy for you! I am never afraid of being honest because that gets me where I want to be.

Just Me
WEll I'm 26 and I live in Missouri. Have all my life and it sucks.. lol. I have two kids 9yrs and 18months. I am single.. again.. and not really sure what it is that I want to do with myself. This is definately not where I wanted to be at this point in my life but oh well. You take what you get I guess.

Food Facts For Those Who Like To Eat
For those of you, who like me, love to eat, and usually find the results of it in a bigger butt in your pants....I usually fluctuate up and down within a 20 pound range because I am a grazer. I like to always be eating something. And depending on what my grazing choices are depends if I am at the high end or the low end of the 20 pound range of fatness I allow myself. Just a tip of something I do when I am trying to get the bloat and fatness down....Graze on DRY froot loops and honeycomb cereal. They are both sweet, yet very low in fat. Both taste good and you can eat on a big ole bowl of it when you are watching a movie like popcorn, just with no milk. You can graze on it alot and not have to feel guilty for it. Also frosted and honey nut cheerios are good dry for grazing also. Beats the heck out of my first choice of ice cream or cheetos. LOL. For those of you, who like me, love to eat, and usually find the results of it in a bigger butt in your pants....I usually fluctuate up a

My Love!!!!!!!!!!1
When love is an affliction, There's not much one can do. Despite the way you've treated me, I'm still in love with you. I am the wave and you the rock Against which I must break: Again, again the crushing jolt, The pain I can't forsake; Again, again the long retreat To safety, far from shore, And then again, I don't know why, The long trip back for more. Perhaps it is nostalgia for A long uncertain glow, Or just some hope so beautiful I cannot let it go. Perhaps it is the need to try For those who must depend On who we are and what we do, For whom this should not end. What evil makes you hurt me so, What defect of the heart? What sense there is no greater whole Of which you are a part? What lonely choice that only you Be served by what you choose? What hard, hard fear of losing what It is a gift to lose? I dream sometimes my waiting love Has made you turn again. But you care only for yourself, And I must love in vain. WHAT MAKE

Daddy It Hurts
please forgive me If I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. If I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. If I won't make out with you every minute. I'm sorry.. If I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. If I'm too tall or too short for you. I'm sorry.. If i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry.. If my hair isn't just the way you like it. I'm sorry.. If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Wo

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June 30/07
My family sucks, I am considered the black sheep. I left due to how things were going, took the first chance I had out of there. My dad came to visit for the first time in years. It did not go well and yet I am happy that it did happen. He never did want to know the real truth, we fought a lot and I was happy to see him go. I am very lonely and I am still dealing with the aftermath of an abusive relationship and trying to heal. The whole experience reminded me why I moved so far away. I also saw a different side of my father, seeing him for the first time as an adult and after everything I been through. I realized why things happened the way they did. Now I know my family just sucks cause I shouldn't be alone and should never had been.

"god Wanted Me To Tell You"
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2006), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings sorrows and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted. If you believe this message, send it to seven persons and the one who sent it to you. By doing this you have succeeded in praying for eight people today

The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes
"The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women— And What To Do About It..." Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A "Nice Guy" Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... b

Very Alone
As SOME of ya'll know if u actually take the time to talk to me... my husbands currently deployed and were having problems.. dunno if were gonna stay married.... i dunno what to do.. im here stateside.. waiting... raising 2 kids.. ones 6 and the other is 4 months.. all alone.. nobody to turn to.. no true freinds to turn to.. and being in alaska.. im so far from family... im the type of girl that leaves my thoughts usually to myself and doesnt talk to much about umm or i try to put my mind on other stuff! at times like this.. i feel so alone.. i wanna talk to someone.. im so bored.. my kids r sick and everyones drinkin but i dont feel i should or i dont even wanna cause i dont want something to happen if they needed me or something.. ya know! ok well this isnt really going anywhere.. so i guess thats it for now.. im gonna lay down i guess... im just bored.. feelin alone! **sigh**

Chelts
Im truly sick of downers. I swear the hardest thing to do is finally just let yourself be positive about everything around you. People tend to find negative in everything. I'm just finally happy and even when things start to rain i still find a smile on my face. I'm really happy about life and looking forward to whatever happens. For the first time ever really! and it really feels good. I no longer have the pity me parties either. I also think that depression is a highly overlooked disorder. I truly believe its a mental disorder that people just can't get over and everything just seems to be falling into the same "woe is me" zone. Second, is relationships gone bad. NOBODY has control over there destiny and, it seems that once you fall head over heels for someone your screwed and everything seems to fall in the negative category and then little by little your world starts "crashing down". Just remember you have NO control over your destiny sometimes it needs a little push bu

Quess Who Forgot How To Use This?
Hey everyone, I thought I would drop a note to say hi to everyone and wish everyone a good week! I added some pics of my work today! You can see them there or on our website Just Google Us! The Sisters Grymm Leave us a message if you stop by! Later Taters And I thought myspace was complicated pffffffffffffft!

Life
Well as I sit here I think so people have said that I think to much for my own good.. I know nothing and especially life makes no sense what so ever. Try to be a nice caring person and we get shit on. I know been there many a time. I do understand. The boy's Mother was a maniac depressive so I have been through it all worse in person then just emails. I have been through the mill. I lost my Mother and I lost a child and have been used by a few women. Now all I want to do is find a friend with benefits. LOL I learned that term in 2005 when I was down in Louisiana for hurricane duty. I doubt I will get married again. I think I might move in with someone but marry no not again I think. But I haven’t met any friends with benefits either lol. Sorry I guess I'm just being an idiot tired of being alone and having no sex life or cuddling or someone to go to the movies with me or to hold hands with, etc. I try then feel like not trying because no one else seems to want to try. Maybe I do thin

Sweet November
"When the story begins, Nelson is a great fixer, He throws money at a problem or hires someone to fix it. But by the end of the film, he realizes there are some things in life you can't throw money at, and you simply have to accept and make the best of your circumstances. That's what the film is about; seizing the moment and making the absolute most of every minute you're alive on this planet." "One of the best pieces of advice I was ever given is to make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes, "At the end of the film I think everyone will leave with what Sara has given Nelson. I hope that people will see the world through Sara's eyes, as Nelson does." "I am attracted to the moments in this story in which the characters are forced to find their better selves," "Love stories demand that kind of insight and courage. This is one of those movies." "I hope the audience is overwhelmed by the beauty of life and its possibilities and its h

My Friends
My REALLLY good friend -- Kelly was in a really bad car accident a week ago --- Kel is still n ICU/trauma in one of the best hospitals in Pittsburgh, PA. We wish a speeedy recovery & hope that she comes back to us the same as she was. (even tho nothing is ever the same) all my thoughts and prays are with her and her family right now. I am going to try and set up a donation link thru a local bank - so if anyone would want to possibly donate a lil something to help her household survive while she is in the hospital! she has 2 daughters the youngest is 7. her oldest daughter has been there everyday since the accident. We love you Kelster -- check out the video that was made for her under my stash!

Juggalo Sellout Youve Just Been Punked
†۞ MYSTIC ANGEL ۞†@ CherryTAP Look at the level you moron. This isn't Ash.Weee this is a fucking fake account. Clowns fucking suck and I see you truely don't have any love for your own kind. Since your so willing to drop them for a piece of ass. Now go back to fucking your sheep and the real 1 dollar whore. We are screen shotting this so that Horny Juggalo can see that your so willing to drop your colors for a whore. well i am dropping my colors i started on my page go look i swear i am not gonna rate you a 1 your not a whore and this aint fucking right team shocker has been nothin but good to that fam and if they did that fuck them !!! pls dont think all juggalo's are alike i will renowns from the mafia but i am a juggalo this is fucked up !!! please accecpt my appologies hun if i knew this happend i would have delt with it ..and i am gonna deal with it!!! please team shocker is awesome and i have alot of friends in there with yall including my baby angel baby .

Quote Of The Day...
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable. In the long run, the pessimist may be proven right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.