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May Not Be On For Awhile
Well my friends and family, I am running out of time to find a job. The bills will be piling up soon and I will have to sell my laptop to cover expenses. But as soon as I can get into a decent job I will be back on. I'm going to give the job search a couple of more days before doing so but if nothing by then, then I will have to do what s neccassary to take care of family!! Well I had a job interview this afternoon today and I guess it went well. I've aplied for maintnence with Drury Inn. I was asked to return tomorrow for a 2nd interview with their lead maintnence man.. I also recieved a phone call today from my old supervisor with premier communications at which I installed and serviced directv equiptmet. I left that job back in december. I was spending entirely way too much money on gas with the driving I was having to do from one job to the next. Also there had been several times that I had used the material I had bought to put in a job and had the customer cancel before I could fi
Lakeland Florida
Judi's Bulletin For Me
Have you met my new Owner and Dear Friend Tracy Yet? No well i think you should click her pic below and Rate Fan and add her ... You will not be sorry you did . You see i have known Tracy for about 6 or so years . So shes not just some Random Fubarian Shes a true person and a true friend . Now just give her pic a click and tell her Judi sent ya .. ♪łβαмαGг♪@ fubar This Bulletin Brought To You By ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~OWNED BY LILBAMAGIRL~MAD HATTER~*S*U*P*~Fubar World Cruise ~ Fantasy Flier~@ fubar (repost of original by '~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~OWNED BY LILBAMAGIRL~MAD HATTER~*S*U*P*~Fubar World Cruise ~ Fantasy Flier~' on '2008-06-09 11:30:26')
Lonely People
I never really felt lonely my whole life, until now. Ive always had decent friends and had a girlfriend. Always felt that i belong with some click or group. But now i seem find myself alone. Ever since the accident ive lived in my head. My friends stoped coming over and the calls stopped. Ive lost all my ability to beieve that people actually give a flying fuck. Its very depressing when all the people u have known have all left and turned there back on you. Im not a big person on showing feeling towards really anything. I have never been one of sorrow or tears. I guess thats thanks to me lockin away all my emotions. U know i couldn't tell u the last time i was perfectly happy. I used to listen to the song Eleanor Rigby by the beatles and smile because i knew i always had people. Being surrounded by millions of people or even my so called friends that left me. Id still be alone.. Do you ever feel like no matter wat you try to do in life, it doesnt matter. That being a grea
Love
Family
ok so here it goes. First off I'm writing this to try to figure things out. I just called my mom who is in tears and can hardly talk. Come to find out she went with a brother today to his probation officers. While in the meeting with him she found out that he is on his last chance. He has a hot u.a., has not been going to the meetings he is supposed to be going to per court order, is living with his wife and mother in law (both of which are users)which violates his parole cuz he is not in a safe living environment, and he doesn't have a stable job. Well my mom took him to a home for recovering meth users. They had an opening and he got an application in and was accepted. Right now he is at a meeting and will be going back to the house starting tonight. The biggest problem is that his wife is a user and doesn't care. She tells him he cant live with her and her mom and that she doesn't love him anymore. yet she wants his paycheck. This is his Last Chance, if he screws this u
Bored
so its like 9 pm and my child is in bed and i have not a thing to do. the internet is boring, no ones on, i'm not tired the house is clean so what the hell am i supposed to do. Much needed entertainment here. i mean i suppose i could go do the dishes but that wont take long so i'm trying to entertain myself with wrestling but i forgot how boring that show can get. the same story line over and over cant we come up with something new. Almost every show out there has had the same story lines which really just makes ya not wanna watch television. but besides the boredum life is pretty good, but then again we're getting slammed with some massive heat lately so that just makes all of us irrated and cranky. Damn the heat but i guess its better then snow. alright i think i am finished bitching about nothing. latas peeps.
Fukk It
Auction Block
STILL TAKING ENTRIES. THE AUCTION STARTS AS SOON AS I GET AT LEAST 20 ENTRIES. THERE IS A 15K ENTRY FEE AND A MINIMUM BID OF 50K, IF INTERESTED JUST SEND ME A FU MAIL WITH THE LINK TO YOUR PIC, A LIST OF WHAT YOU ARE OFFERING AND THE 15K ENTRY FEE
Come One Come All And Bid On Some Beautiful People...
What Can You Do?
Dariano invites you to SocialVibe.com Can you help abused animals? Can you help build a well in africa? Rescue endangered animals? Bring literacy to the world? Can you do even more? The Answer is yes to all of the above...All from your computer..all in a few minutes..all with a few clicks of your mouse..all with no money involved...now can you spend the time to do it? That is a question you have to answer...
Cheating
Pimpouts!
=== '☆CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆' wrote the following at '2008-06-09 17:42:13'.. > > > > > Strawberry Wine - Deana Carter > > Pimp My Words > > This girl here is a great friend of mine, I have for the most part known her since I have been on the site for the past few years. > > She is a sweetie who will help everyone with all that she can! > > Please swing by her page, rate her, fan her, add her, hell crush and bling her! > > ~ღ★ Ṥṭя ★ღ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar > > Shes Hot! Look at these pics! > > > and > > > > ================================== > Now this pimp out was brought to you by the one and only ClOwNZ~! > ☆CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღ&#
Help Please&thank You!
T's The Man!!
Thats right fubarians it's the 2 dolla maka you holla auction!! All bids start at $2 or 100k fubucks! So come one come all and see who can make you holla! My Fu-owner T!! Go show him love people! He's a great Fubarian! Sold to T on 6-3-2008 For 2 months
What Happening With Me
Ok so I am back from talking to my probation officer and he gave me permission to move out of state so I am happy about that. Now I have to make the dession on what I am going to do.. I hae till the 21st to make up my mind. Ok here it is I am going tomorrow to get permission from my p.o officer to either leave the state or go back to where I am from.. I also have to figue out wich one I want to do. I would love to move out of Michigan I hate this state, but on the other hand I have lived here my hole life and cant amagin myself anywhere else. I can also go back down state and live with my #1 bestfriend in the whole world till I can get my own place again.. I just dont know what to do... Should I go to Ohio and start all over from scratch or go to Mount Clemens? what do you think? have any questions about the situation just ask. If I feel it is to much info for you to knowI will tell ya..
Look What I Found Red_ritter.
Just Thinking....
1. PEOPLE DONT CARE how good you are. They care how good you are at helping them get what they want 2. PEOPLE DONT CARE what youve done. They care what you know that will get them what they want 3. PEOPLE DONT CARE what you cant do. They care what you CAN do. 4. PEOPLE DONT CARE what they hear you say. They care what they SEE you DO. 5. PEOPLE DONT CARE what you do for a living. They care what youre passionate about. 6. PEOPLE DONT CARE if youre having a bad day. They care how youre going to help them have a better day. 7. PEOPLE DONT CARE about your company. They care about their problems your company can solve. 8. PEOPLE DONT CARE about being apologized to. They care about answers, solutions and resolutions. LET ME ASK YA THIS... What three things do YOU think people (don't) care about?
Look What I Found. Lol..... This Will Do Great In Court.
Auction
Sorry to bother you but can you take a second to go rate this pic....I can really use all your help. If you send me a private message on my page or leave me a status comment on my page I will go love up on your page to say thank you!! CLICK THE PIC: ~~~PRESENTS~~~ Our Naughty Auction RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. No Drama or you will be removed. 2. Auction will run Fri 12/17 12am est through Thur 12/23 11:59pm est. 3. Cash will outweigh all o
Happiest B-day Fu-gift Ever!
Guess the prick couldn't handle the drama he started. Good riddance to him and his bitch. So long! LMAO!!!!!!
Rough Stock Lounge
How To Use The Simple Magic Of Mantrams To Command Your Superconscious Mind
"There is a slight difference between the words mantra and mantram. Both are taken from a Sanskrit word meaning instrument of thought. The difference is this: a mantram is a vocalized instrument of thought, while a mantra is silent." Whether you realize it or not, you create and shape your life with your thoughts. All things that become part of your physical reality are first created in the mind from the raw material called thought. Because it is an instrument of thought, a mantram is a tool which you can use to help shape your life as you wish it to be. Now, in order to use mantrams to your advantage, you need to first understand the mind and how it works. Nowadays, the term subconscious mind is one that's frequently heard but seldom understood. Instead of subconsciousness, the lamas use a word that could be translated as superconsciousness -- consciousness of a higher order. The job of the superconscious mind is to take thought, which is pure energy, and give it physical shape
Cant Be Myself
Who Would Like To Own Me ???
THIS IS A NEVERENDING AUCTION... The auction will go on until I decide which bid I accept, once I accept the bid then I will be yours........ so come and start bidding... LET THE FUN BEGIN
Auction
wanna own me for a month click pic and place your bid may add more depending on bids thank you HAPPY BIDDING
June 9 2008 Vip
Do Not Www.woot.com
Be careful with these guys at www.woot.com. I purchased an pinnacle HDTV USB stick from them and it came missing key parts to make it work. I followed there instructions and contacted the manufacturer but after 5 emails to them they told me to contact woot. I contacted woot and they wanted me to send the item back at my expense for a refund of the purchase price only. They will make you pay for their mistakes. I will never shop here again. If you have issues with them I would suggest that you do what I'm doing and at a minimum contact the Better Business Bureau and pass the word that these people do not care about their customers. I do A LOT of shopping online and these guys are by far the most unethical people I have come across.
June 9
Funny Video
Wow
Make Up Your Mind ....

For Empaths
Empathic Meditation for Empaths Sit with both your feet on the ground and breathe in a comfortable and relaxed manner, evenly. Visualise roots coming out of the bottom of your feet, like a plant, and digging into the earth, feeling the energy of the earth coming up into your body. I thank the universe for providing light and protection during our short journey. Visualise yourself in your sacred space (a place where you feel most comfortable) In front of you there is a spiral path It goes right and upwards Walk along the path Your guides are with you Soon you come to the end of the spiral path and look There is a blue mist in front of you It is a healing mist A bright blue ball of light comes towards you It stops in front of you then it wends its way through the mist You follow the ball of light through the mist, feeling yourself being healed You come to the end of the mist, and directly in front of you there is a bridge, made of rainbow light It bridges the ga
Asswipe
Real Or Fake?????
Music
I Am Looking For:
He is nice, not dirty like a lot of other guys, he appreciates my jokes and I miss him and would like to thank him...DJ Magicman, where are you..I am back and would like to chat. OWNED BY LIVE FOR THE NEXT MONTH.I HOPE HE CAN HANDLE IT...COME SHOW US AND OUR FAMILIES SOME LOVE AND CHECK ALL OF US OUT AT THE DURTY SOUTH! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59240 Ok all a very good friend is in an Auction! Lets show her what we can offer her. Here is what she is offering: #1 Friend Rate up to 300 pics 10s (if vip given 11s) During HH Rate up to 300 stash during HH Daily Drinks Daily Comments Daily gift of my choice SFW Salute Link to your page on my page Rate Add Fan if not done already Will up as bids increase. All you have to do is click the picture below and start bidding. ~~~~~~~~~~
Another Day In Paradise
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
**blonde Logic** Lmao
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How
I'm Auctiong My Own Butt Off
COME CHECK OUT MY OWNER I AM THE FU KING-HARLEY RIDER 70. F/A/R HIM, BLING HIM, COMMENT HIM, GET HIM A DRINK OR JUST SAY HI. HE IS A GREAT MAN AND DESERVES LOTS OF LOVE I Am The - Fu-King HarleyRider70- Fu-Owner Of ~Windy ~ & wyorose@ fubar THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY I AM THE FU KINGS PET wyorose Fu Owned By Barry and I Am The Fu-King HarleyRider70@ fubar
Just For The Ladies
I am haveing a toy party NO MEN!!!! sat. June 14th at 1:00 at Mr G's in Osceola,In. Everyone will have their own tab for food and drinks that is to be paid before you leave. if you are not able to make it to the party you can contact the Pure Romance Rep. On The web or by Phone just let her know you heard about pure romance from Donna Miller. Web: pureromanceds@yahoo.com or myspace.com/pureromancebydanas or danasimanovih.pureromance.com Phone: 574-596-0739 Hope you can come and enjoy the fun.
Nsfw?????
Words Of Wisdom
Enjoy your friends and loved ones as much as you can and please do not take them for granted. It is not until you lose someone very special to you that you regret not telling them how much they meant to you and how much you enjoyed the time you spent with them; and THAT is something you will have to live with for the rest of your life.
My 1st Auction
Thoughts
its just life out here in my world i dont take it seriously
Come Own Me If You Dare!!!
My Dad
Firefox
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE IS HAVING ISSUES WITH FUBAR AND FIREFOX FOR THE PC? COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW. CHEERS!
For Sale
FOR SALE 1980 CB650 HONDA MOTORCYCLE NEEDS SOME CARB WORK AND I AM NOT TEARING INTO SOMETHING I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. I WILL HAVE A CLEAR TITLE AND I HAVE ALOT OF NEW PARTS ON THE BIKE ALREADY. THE BACK TIRE IS NEW AND ONLY HAS 45 MILES ON IT. IT ALSO HAS A NEW BATTERY,CLUTCH CABLE AND BRAKE AND BRAKE LINE. I AM ASKING $800.00 FIRM AS IS. THANKS FOR LOOKING AND IF INTERESTED SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE.
Contest
Killer Kleavage IV Contest All She Needs Is One Rate From U..Easy Huh..Comments Are Welcomed Also..But The More Rates The More Better 8-) So Click On The Pic And Lets Help Her Out! Need 15k comments click on picture and help please!!! Need 25k Please comment and help!!
Nsfw Pics
ok guys im sorry but i gotta raise the price a lil as u all know i am trying to get spotlight and its gettin expensive so i gotta raise my price a lil...so if u wanna see my nsfw pics i am asking for 50,000 fubucks to see them...im sure some of u read this before and saw it was cheaper but i am trying to get spotlight and its taking to long by charging so lil to see my pics...so again its 50,000,of course more is appreciated but not necessary...love all u guys and thank you for the help,i apprecaite it. ok so heres a lil more added to this.....if u donate more then the 50k i am asking i will also make u a salute....i dont mean donate 55k and i will make u salute...make it a reasonable amount and u will get a nice salute from me.
Hahahhaha
Being Real With Everyone
i hate fake people. I am not perfect and i don't fake like i am. I like to be blunt and to the point. thats why i hate fake chicks and dudes that are all nice sweet until you don't give them what they want of disagree with them. So if your fake stop talking and remove you face from my fan and friends list. If you find that you are gone or blocked do not try to im me on yahoo or aim or give me a shout out. i removed you because you are fake and i love realness here is to keeping it real feel free to stat your mind and leave a comment i will read them nice or not just stay true to yourself and others this time i am really out bye peeps
Trivia Answers ~*~
After each mumm is expired, I will place the answers in my blog. Unless of course, someone got the right answer, and their comment will be left under the mumm comment area. THEN THE CONTEST IS OVER! Each winner will recieve free drinks till they're 100% sh*tfaced. If they already are, or close to it, I will buy them 4 drinks anyways. Good luck all! P.S: Click here if you think my mumm is bullcrap and should be reported to the Fu-Lords: http://fubar.com/blog/57/674371 Thank you! :D Well, some of you got something shoved Somewhere about my attempt to have fun. But you got your wishes. I'm appealing, of course. We'll see... As for the people I didn't get their prize to, I'm sorry. I made an abreviated list of your sn's on a piece of paper, thinking I could use the comments for my mumm as a guide. But since I don't have access to it now, I can't know who I left off at and so forth.
My First Contest
I am in my first contest.I am trying to reach 5K comments.. If you would like to help me, please go here.. > > >
In An Auction Wanna Own Me
here is the link wanna own me :) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1002925&albumid=1060232&i=1420746279&idx=0 http://b.pcb3.fubar.com/25/03/413052/2255315919.jpg http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=413052&albumid=1066766&i=2255315919 Think can handle me lol let's find out MY AUCTION ENDS TONIGHT SO GET BIDS IN NOW!!! IT ENDS AT 11:00PM THAT'S EASTERN TIME SO WHO WILL OWN ME YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE? SO IF WANNA GOOD SLAVE GO BID AND REMEMBER I TAKE CARE OF MY OWNERS :) http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1002925&albumid=1060232&i=2639884504&idx=32
Own Me!
Fu-buck/special Offers
Happy Hour Bling & Fu-Buck Specials!! It's ON AGAIN! During MY Happy Hour Only, I will be offering some great deals for rates! Wednesday July 16th, 6:00 PM Fu-Time. First, Rate, Fan, and Add me... ...next rate, rate, RATE!!! There are 3 folders for bucks, choose one, or choose all. For 100 11's you will get 20,000 Fu-Bucks! For 100 10's you will get 10,000 Fu-Bucks! After you have completed one of the above, rate my stash (250) for 2,500 more Fu-Bucks AND a BONUS 1 credit BLING! You must private message me after you have completed your rates, I will be watching! Please no shouts. :)
Up For Fu-auction
Yup I'm whored-out on the auction block in a challenge for Dirty Deeds Radio if you want a chance to bid for me, here's where to go: http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=413052&albumid=1066766&i=1039984350&idx=0
The Democratic Comprehensive Energy Plan To Lower Gasoline Prices
The Democratic Comprehensive Energy Plan To Lower Gasoline Prices This is how we will do it. And this why we will do it. This country has so much under used industrial capacity in our Auto Plants, Airplane Plants, Steel Plants and Electronics Plants to make America Energy Independent in 2 to 5 years. We can build enough windmills and solar power and wave generation energy plants to replace 90% of all of the electricity generated by COAL and NATURAL GAS. For $400 Billion we could build 400,000 windmills and provide electricity for every home in America . The Coal and Natural Gas saved by Green Replaceable Elecrrical Generation can now be used to make fuel for cars, trucks, busses, boats and airplanes, and or plastics, chemicals, fertilizers and pharmacuticals. We need a comprehensive plan that puts America back to work in endeavors that benefit 99% of America. Howard Scott Pearlman
New Lounge ! Since There Is No Longer A Stiletto Girls Lounge I Have Decided To Try My Own! Any Help Would Be Greatly Appreciated :)
I am trying my hand at having a lounge since there is no longer a Stiletto Girls Lounge.but dont have a clue on how to fancy it up. Any help would be greatly appreciated :)
Kodakmoment
The return Marine Corps Air Station in Beaufort, South Carolina as a group of U.S. Marines were returning home from the war in Iraq. As soon as they arrived, the rain began to down pour. The two people walking and embracing are brother and sister. This was such a wonderful moment for everyone. Now is time to stop this war
Will It Never End?!
I'm deleting a bunch of people from my list due to the drama created by my ex. If you are a true friend and want to stay on my list, please email me and let me know. I lost a good friend over the bullshit with my ex and now I don't know who to trust anymore.... Fit, if you are reading this then you either really do give a shit about being my friend, or you fell for the biggest game in history...your call, my friend.
Thecheated
Ive witnessed both sides of the infidelity coin. Ive known friends that had affairs and I have had a husband that has cheated on me. I realize now, how painful it is to be on receiving end of infidelity. When I was in my late teens, I had very traditional values. Things were either right or they were not. Looking back now, I have to admit I was very judgmental. I had never been involved in anything that could be considered a serious relationship, yet I thought I knew everything. If a girlfriend had come to me back then and asked me what she should do about a boy who had cheated on her, I would have said dump him. If she had not done it, I would have stood by her as a friend, but would secretly think that she was either stupid or crazy. I grew up though and my outlook changed. My ages old friend told me this when I asked for her story about her cheating: If you ask me now why I cheated, I cant come up with anything better than I was young, dumb and careless with others fee
Im Up For Sale In 2 Dif Auctions
OK Guess what the one and only DJ Tazman is goin up for sale in 2 dif auctions . Now who wants me . show me you want me . im offering fu owned for 2 weeks , rate pix 10s durin hh , i will make a couple morphs and add to top friends . thats the first one the second one i am offering rate pix durring hh , fu owned for one month , add to family and top friends , added to yahoo and ur name in mine for a month . i just might toss in something else if the price is right .Just click the pic to go to the auction page .if you dont have enough to bid then please just go and rate the pix since i can win something off of the rates as well ty all and come show me how much you want me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50 Odd Facts
1. Do you like blue cheese? NO! 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? HELL TO THE N-O! 3. Do you own a gun? NO 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? HUH? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Alright 7. Favorite Christmas song? Jingle Bells 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? COFFEE 9 Do you do pushups? SOMETIMES 10. Do you have a piggy bank? No 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? NECKLACE 12. Favorite hobby? WRITING 13. Favorite City ? NYC BABY!!! 14. Do you have A.D.D . ? NO 15. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? I am a bitch. 16. Middle name - ANNE 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. - IT'S HOT, I'M TIRED, IT'S TOO HOT TO SLEEP 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Nothing 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. COFFEE, WATER, ICE TEA 20. Current worry right now? HOMELESSNESS 2
Who Are You?
Personal Salutes...want One?
How bout this...I will make a personal salute for anyone who goes and reads my bulletin about Mz. Chaos in a contest and bombs her picture at least 100 times...and YOU get to choose what type of personal salute I make for you. Deal?? Go read my bulletin and bomb Mz Chaos in her contest...
My First Happy Hour!!!
On weds June 11th, lucie and i are holding our happy hours... Lucie In the Sky @ 5pm Fu time Lucie in the Sky@ fubar Broken Hearted @ 8pm Fu time broken_hearted420 proud bbw~{shadow levelers}~ owned by Seamushardcore@ fubar i will have a special folder for you to rate and i will pay you for your rates... 10s get 10k and 11s get 15k... ty all on weds june 11th, lucie and i are holding our happy hours... lucie @ 5pm fu time Lucie in the Sky@ fubar broken hearted (mine) @ 8pm fu time broken_hearted420 proud bbw~{shadow levelers}~ owned by Seamushardcore@ fubar i will have a special folder for you to rate and i will pay you for your rates... 10s get 10k and 11s get 20k... ty all! sarah
These Salutes Are Soooo Nushy!!!!♥♥♥
/> THESES TWO HOTTIES MADE ME SOME SALUTES! THANKS LADIES THEY ARE AWESOME! LOVE YA!!!
The Why's Of Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face andlaugh
Invictus
OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
Help Me In My 25k Giveaway
I need your help. Im in a contest for 25K comments and am way behind. Let's get together and help this hottie out!!! Just Click the PIC below!!!!!!! === 'Beto Lounge Owner of Ultimate Bad Girls Lounge/Promoter/Manager:UBGC-Fan Club/' wrote the following at '2008-06-12 00:04:01'.. > > > > > > > > > > I
Pimp Outs
WOW I'M SPEECHLESS AT WHAT JUST HAPPENED..I WAS AT 1.5 MILLION TO ORACLE SOMEONE BROUGHT ME AN AUTO AND SAID IT IS TIME FOR A LEVEL UP..EVERYONE ROCKED MY PAGE LIKE NO OTHER LAST NITE....IT WAS A SPECIAL NITE FOR ME I LEVELED BEFORE I WAS GONNA LEAVE ON MONDAY NOV 24TH FOR A WEEK AND MY FU VERSARY IS THE 27TH (2 YEARS...THE SHADOW LEVELERS CAME TO MY RESQUE AND PUSHED ME WHERE I HAD TO BE..THANK YOU TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU..I'LL PUT IT THIS WAY I COULD NOT KEEP TRACK OF WHO WAS RATING MY TAB WAS FLYING... HAVING SAID THAT THERE IS 3 PEOPLE I WANT YOU TO GO LOVE THEM UP TODAY.. THEY GOT THE BALL ROLLING.. THE VERY FIRST PERSON I WANT YOU TO MEET IS MZ.BELLE WITH OUT HER HARD WORK IN WHAT SHE HAS DONE TO HELP ME OUT I WOULDNT BE ORACLE KNOW..IF SHE ISNOT ON YOUR LIST SHE NEEDS TO BE.. GO RATE/FAN/ADD EVEN BLING HER SHOW HER SOME MUCH NEEDED LOVE YOU WONT BE SORRY SHE DOES LOVE BACK TOO MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar
U Read These Cuz U Love Me
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=407377&albumid=1055692&i=3727980597&idx=5 Im up for auction! Come bid on me and get the priviledge of owning me for 1 month!!!
Fu-bucks Up For Grabs
Need or want a million Fu-bucks for your spotlight fund? It's simple--all you need to do is come by my page and check out my band literalisms folder. Rate the pictures either a ten or an eleven, and correctly name the band in the picture. The first person to get all 66 correct gets 1 million Fu-bucks--so click the link below, and start guessing! After one week, if no one has guessed all 66 correctly, the fu-bucks will go to the person who gets the most correct answers. ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ the Shadow Bombers Fu-owned by (TarheelTilley) Fu-pimped by BECKRFC1@ fubar
Misc.
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4) Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter Minorities Body: Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people.* They travel miles in the heat.* They risk their lives crossing a border.* They don't get paid enough wages.* They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.* They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language
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Ok So..
Im just curious isnt there a real man out there who wants a June cleaver type woman??? I swear lol I think men have grown out of wanting a woman who is perfectly happy taking care of them... so im thinkin bout making a my hot friends photo album whatcha think? do these cheesy ass pick up lines bug anyone else?? come on if you're ganna come at me at least be original lol!!!
Crazy
MyHotComments that all i want is best b-day this year this august or have better year this year??? hmm i hope so what is so crazy that a gurl cant have fun in order to be classy???
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Clara Words
surely there has to be the right one out there somewhere isnt there i belong to a lot of website and i havnt found the right one yet so maybe i will here i hope lol r just have fun i guess from ur friend clara im clara tucker im from falmouth ky im 49 be 5 the 31 of dec looking for a real good man that is honest trusting respectful loving caring and understanding like me i have 4 adult kids and 9 grand kids now it time for me to go on with my life i want some one that is close to falmouth ky that can come and see me when he want to i dont play games and i wont put up with it so i hope to hear from anyone soon from clara
What Kind Of Guy Do I Like??
the kind of guy that I like, is a nice,caring, thoughful, honest, loyal, funny guy. who is not perverted and who is respectful. I also like a guy that knows how to play guitar or piano, or any type of instrument, and knows how to draw and write poetry. something I really like in a guy, which is a DEFENITE PLUS IS IF THE GUY KNOWS HOW TO COOK!!! I love that talent in a guy. and another thing that I defenely love is if the guy is romantic, creative, clean and well groomed, loyal, and thoughful.
Trusted Friend
You touched my heart and it sang... of a song long forgotten. You spoke to me of dreams, and I allowed you to know a part of me that was painfully shy. You opened a window to my soul, allowing me to be myself, and the wind came to cleanse my fear of intimacy with the fragrance of cedar. Your walking stick left tracks across the trails I follow in my dreams, And now- I am reaching beyond that memory, into the distance of future, Wondering when.... the leaves will change, and when you will return. By Jamie Sams
Just A Few Ways To Help Me Out!
I'm up for Auction again... Twaune is the host! Make sure you show him some ♥love♥ too! Also, I am STILL selling packages to raise fubucks for a SPOTLIGHT bid... please come help me.. I will return all ♥LOVE♥ back!
My Phones:(
I've Never Done This Before...
I have to bury my cat today... He died last night... I don't even know why...but he did... He was with me 11 years... I've never had to do this before... I feel like I lost a bit of me too... It hurts...yeah...it does...
Fubucks For Trace
omg Dave aka Texas Camaro Nut just bought me a VIP..in this time of need.. i'm so grateful to have him as a friend.. he's such a giving person.. and now it's time to give back to him. i couldn't afford to send him much fubucks.. but i'm sure a lot of you can.. we want to see baby trace on spotlight.. if you have anything..please send him fubucks. any donation..lil or big will be appreciated. thanks. ~dina rocks Please read this through... This amazing woman... MsCharlotte2U!@ fubar ...performed a random act of kindness towards me 2 nights ago. A friend and I wanted to come up with a way to THANK her. I started rating her pictures cause it was late and I didn't have any bling. So what does she do? She comes and blings me. I said, "YOU BRAT! I am trying to Thank You for what you ALREADY DID!" lol. I got wind that she wanted the Spotlight but had donated all of her fubucks to help a friend get it. Everyday, I hear..."I can't, I'm savin
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Earth Medicine Poems
Mother teach me how to heal The feelings inside of me; Teach me how to respect all life With burgeoning humility. Show me the path away from abuse, Where everything sings life, Where heartache is just a memory Of ancient, human strife. Let my spirit be healed Until dying holds no fear, Where rebirth is welcomed, Bringing me joyous tears. These are the things that I desire, For I want truly to know, The pathways and healing passage Through the dark night of the soul. I looked to find my heart was breaking; I could not stop the pain, Not then, or now. In the place where trust had been, Betrayal stood...alone...the victor. My tears would have filled an ocean... Had I had the strength to cry. Privacy appears on my doorstep with the night, And with the night comes my loneliness and my fear. The Earth Mother's love has made me stronger, so tonight I will let the hills hold me... and my com
High Class Auction
AUCTION I AM OFFERING PHOTO AND STASH RATES, 2 GRAPHIC PHOTOS AND A PIMPOUT IF ALL THIS SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO PLACE YOUR BIDS.
Walls
We all have them...Just some are a bit higher than others... I recently had a visitor from my past come knocking on my door...Well actually...he knocked on the wrong door...But..it's my belief that everything happens for a reason...So..either he was just really forgetful...or...he wasn't meant to knock on mine again... Because of this person...and a few before him...But him more than others....I built a wall so high that you could barely peek over it... It's funny how when your emotions are toyed with that it's easy to shut them down...And that's exactly what I did...Until recently...But because of this person...I question everything...And I hate that in myself... This wall I have built up though is still causing problems...Can't seem to tear it down quick enough and then something is said...that just adds a few bricks back on that damn wall... I hate how this one has made me feel scared and nervous about tearing it down...It's protected me for so long...I just want to s
Wanna Own Me?
Check out the Auction I'm in!!See what the highest bidder shall receive!Can u handle me? All of me??hhmmm Lets see if your up to it!Place your bid!Dont b scared;):P!!I would really love to see bids with lots of Bling Bling !!!So show me how much you luv me And place your bid now Before it's to late!;) Just click on that picture!:) and if you havent yet already f/r/a the host of the auction He is a awesome amazing friend! xo's all! Lets See What ya'll Got!:) OFFERINGS UPDATED CLICK ON THAT PIC AND SEE !! DO U WANT ME TO BE YOUR FANTASY? ALSO THE MOST RATES IN THE AUCTION WINS A BLAST! CAN EVERYONE PLZ RATE MY PIC IN THERE!!?!! :):) LOVIES !MUAH!XOXO GOING ONCE GOING TWICE SHE IS ALMOST SOLD! COME GET YOUR BIDS IN ON THIS HOT MAMA! CLICK HERE SHE HAS EVEN UPDATED WHAT SHE IS OFFERING SO COME CHECK HER OUT AND GET THOSE BIDS IN B4 ITS TOO LATE! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar (rep
Just Something My Ex Said
i'm not sure if she wrote this or not but she shared this with me,it would be nice to find someone like that Wait for the one who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of person who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person, wait for the one who will be your best friend, the person who will drop everything to be with you at any time of the day no matter what the circumstances, wait for the one who makes you smile like no other one makes you smile and when they smile you know they need you too,and most of all wait for the one who will put you at the center of their universe, because obviously they are at the center of yours a strange way to say something but it gets the point across i think Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a
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Lovin'
Not that long ago i got a weird email from Classmates.com. Someone sent me a message. I opened the message and for the life of me i didn't know who it was from. As i read thru the message it finally dawned on me who this person really was. This mesage was from a woman i had not seen or spoken to for more than 17yrs. The last time was after I returned from the Gulf War in 1991 and she has been searching for me since then. Sometime around 1999 or 2000 there was an article in the local newspaper which stated I was killed in a car accident. I was? That's news to me anyway. So all this time she thought I was dead! One day, she was going through the classmates directory and came across my profile. As she puts it "she nearly hit the floor". There i was, and all this time she thought i was dead. Now, I've been a member of classmated for quite a long time. At least since 2000. To make a long story short we reconnected with the help of the internet. We've all heard of stories o
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A Day In The Life Of...
Here it is.. less than a week away and I am so nervous. It's been 20yrs since Ive seem most of those people. Some i can only imagine where life has taken them. Others, quite frankly, I could care less. No matter what, I'm going to have fun and enjoy myself. I took Greyhound for my trip and I have to say it really wasn't that bad. The ride was somehwat comfortable but my biggest beef is that they can't keep a schedule to save their lives. That & the on-board toilet was absolutly horrific. I felt really bad for those poor souls that had to sit back by it. The smell was awful. I ended up holding it for 200 miles. In the end, you get what you pay for. I can't say that I would never again use the services of Greyhound but it certainly would be my last resort.
Xena's Pink Is At Risk .....
Pouts...... I love addin my pics and salutes to entertain all you guys, you give me so much back ....... But, I lost the VIP I was given as a gift, and I can't afford to buy one, so I am tryin to win one ....... The Baddest MILF is running a competition and this is the last chance for now that may get me the Pink back, so i can keep entertaining you all. Please help this lil Aussie girl, and I will sooooooooo appreciate it ...... the pics will be awesome ....... and some personal SFW salutes tooo...... Can ya can ya ??????? Thanks so much in advance, love you all. While you're there, show The Baddest MILF some love, she just got to GodMother, cos of the sensational person she is and deserves to keep escalasting.... Hugs, Hugs, Hugs........ The Baddest MILF is runnin a competition, and my VIP expires 9th June, 2008 I love my pink color and don't wanna lose it, it comes with loads of fun ........ Can ya help me save it, by doing that, POINT, CLICK AND RATE T
1st Auction
Here is your chance, you can own me for a month, click on the image and place your bid. Even if ya can't bid or don't want to please rate the pic for me.
Please Help
http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=548838&albumid=1032994&i=3116720296&idx=7 please help her
Help Me Lvl Please
Hey all can you please help me lvl up so I can put more pics... I will help you back in return... Thank you a head of time... Only need alittle over 3000.
Please Help Me Pisces1971
Song Request
Im Lost !!!!!!!!
omg i have no ideda wut the hell im doing. Im so lost on this website. I dunno where to go or how to run this ect. sum 1 please help!!!!!!!
Contest
4th of July Auction Starting 9pm Est. Tonight!!! Please A/F/R Your Hostess Babz!! Enjoy Yourself!! COME CHECK OUT ALL THESE SEXY FU PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER YOU.....HAPPY BIDDING & GOOD LUCK!!!
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U Want To Own Me!!!
Do u want the chance to own a great person well here is your chance.. Click photo and bid...bid...bid!!!
Bid On Me Meow
ok here's the story..... i've had this chick in my shout box asking me for a bling pack. after a week or so i finally said i'll give u a bling pack for a bewb salute and this is what i got. now is it just me or is there something wrong with these pics? i for 1 do not think they r worthy of anything. please comment. go bid on me and please rate all pics
My Profile Pic...
This is just an explanation for the few down-rating morons out there who don't realize what a tribute is. My profile picture is of J.R. Bob Dobbs. The patron of something called 'The Church of the Sub-Genius' (www.subgenius.com). Go to the website to learn more about it. Just as an interesting tid-bit, it was created by Ivan Stang and Dr. Philo Drummond. Though they claim that it was created by the worlds greatest salesman J.R. Bob Dobbs in 1953. They have a a syndicated radio talk show called 'The Hour of Slack' from WCSB at Cleveland State University. Listen, read, but don't down rate until you use your brain and figure something out about what you see.
Wolfy Thoughts >=)
Just wanted to stop by real quick and say hello to everyone.As you have seen I added a few pics of me to get started will add more real soon. A lot of things going on this week so don't know how many I will get to put on or when.Might even have some speacil beach pics for the people I add as friends >=).Also just wanted to say one thing and get it out in the open. I may do sexy pics I may even do some nude pics ,but that DOES NOT mean I will webcam or anything like that.I do like to make friends and I can flirt with the best of them but that doesn't mean I'm a web slut.If you want to be added to my yahoo it's REDD_WOLFF@YAHOO.COM I hate using the shoutbox =p~~~~~~ RED
Sissy
Hi my name is Jennifer k Travis, Im 16 year old and i go to preston high school, i from west virginia and i have 2 brothers, i love 2 pets. i love to spent time with my family and friends and my boyfriend. Im also engaged to Larbi Hida my boyfriend. I love to go camping and fishing and swimming. My fav. food is pizza mmm yumy my fav food. my fav music is love song but i like other song too like hip hop rap love heart soul christain and county and 80. my fav movies is Forever Love, i like to do some more curt wheel.im here looking for more friends.
Ok If Not Commando Then What ?
why do men do the stupid things they do? just to see our reaction? After the auction is over and you see that you have not won.. what happens to you? Left in the dust .. forgot about.. yup they dont talk to you any more..no time for friends.. So we have to stand together I guess and wait till there time runs out.. but will we still be here? hmmm thats the question..
Leaving Fubar...
ok peeps. I am leaving fubar. I am fed up with guys wanting to meet up with me, screw me, talk dirty, cam...ect ect. I am and never have been the kind to put myself in those situations (unless I brought it on myself..haha). Anyway, I am totally annoyed with it and am going to close my account. I have met some great people on here though and would love to keep in contact with them. If your one who wants to keep in contact with me, please let me know and I will give you my private email.( That is if ur not one of the annoying people I was referring to above!) I hope all is good with everyone. Please take care. I will be deleting my account at the end of today. Much love... Michelle
Meh....
Yes, Oh Yes. My second block of the day, and I just had to share it. I like how I still got the last word in. As a warning people, this is entertaining for me. To think I actually give a fuck is wrong. I love being a cunt. ^_^ Oh.. add-on: This all started here... http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=433616 She didn't delete ALL of my comments. Hehehe. For all the horny people I know, have some spam. You know me, I had to respond.
New
You wanna own me 4 a month....... Come look and see what you can get... Come on already you know you wanna click it.. Oh yeah please rate the pic while your there
Get Yourself A Warrior!!
CLICK THIS PIC TO GO PUT YOUR BIDS IN On sunday, june 8th; i competed in a 10k (about 6miles) run. I came in 7th, was a bit disappointed about the time though. Try to improve next week! Name: Time: 1. Iwan Theunissen 00:35:08 2. Arno Hanssen 00:37:25 3. Lou Maas 00:38:39 4. Jeroen van Zoelen 00:38:55 5. Ron Jacobs 00:39:44 6. Ad Diederen 00:40:23 ----->>> 7. THA WARRIOR_2004 00:41:18 8. Guy Mostard 00:41:19 9. Jules Heuberger 00:41:33 10. Ronald Smeets 00:41:35 11. Frank Soeters 00:41:39 12. Marco Kleinen 00:41:55 13. Dave Vaessen 00:42:47 14. Ralf Janssen 00:43:16 15. Eric Ploeg 00:43:54 16. Leo Quaedflieg 00:43:56 17. Marcel ter Hart 00:44:01 18. Jouke Vallinga 00:44:36 19. Roy Wassen 00:44:39 20. Dennis Lymandt 00:44:44 21. Robin Wilmes 00:44:54 22. William Lipperts 00:44:55 23. Wiel Simons 00:45:25 24. Roel Curfs 00:45:37 25. Christian Deswijzen 00:45:38 26. Martin Dumoulin 00:45:52 27. Kenny Hen
New Number
Hey guys, just wanted to let yas kno, I got a new phone numbre hit me up sometime. 570-394-9266
Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
im a super hero in my own eyes to myself i can fly so damn high, I see spinning colors swirl around me, butterflies lift me up dropping me onto black roses crying the tears of blood running through my fingers dripping down my lips so lustful so tasteful screaming bats into the moonless sky white skin so bright drawing in hate and death twriling his baton covered in acid tossing my hair eyeless sockets spewing blood sewn mouth taped ears bound hands torn feet just laying alone in a ocean of blood with pink sharks surrounding me chanting hopeless, pointless cheers, they will never get me, i will resis, for I am me and only me!
Pimp Outs :-o
This is my sister and I'm pimping her out lol F/R/A Her Fuckin' Bling Her :P Show Her A Good Time On Fubar She's All Down 'n Out and Could Use A Smile NorCal-BBW (Nokkie's Baby Sister)@ fubar ♥ ht $$ ♥ ~*Founder Of Shadow Bombers*~Owned By Bratt n Dj Superman@ fubar Go Show Her Some Fucking Fu-Love! She and Her Friends Are One Of Biggest Contributing Factors In Me Winning This VIP! This Is The Contest She's In For A Year Long VIP! Go Drop Some Love, Tell 'em Nokkie Sent Ya! Oh, And Thanks To: Corky1952~@ fubar For Hosting The VIP Give Away I Was In! I Look Forward To Being In Another! Repost!Repost!Repost!Repost!Repost!Repost!Repost!Repost! Thanks~ Nokkie, Ya' Fat Homie [Mendo.Menace]-[Jager'Holic]@ fubar Show This Woman Some Fuckin' Love!! ♥ht $$♥ Fu Married 2 nhnPrnꚚ Owned By Bratt,DjSuperman,TjAtTheRock@ fubar She's One Of The Sweetest and Nicest People You'll Ever Meet On
Anxious Encounter
Lips, tasting Sweet and tense Tempting, teasing Losing all sense Tongue, probing Explore and thrust Caressing, teasing Building of lust Fingers, moving Touch and feel Sliding, slipping Sensations unreal Heat, stirring Between and around Trembling, shivering Lowered to ground Breath, heaving Pant and Sigh Sounds weaving Pulse runs high Deep sinking Expanding and filled Pushing, taking Desires are spilled
Abstract Passion
Our bodies in a tangle, Satin skin and candle light, Sweat pours from our bodies, All we have now is this night. Outside a storm is raging, Lightening flashes brightly, I feel your arms around me, Holding me so tightly. Lips meet in fevered passion, I crush skin between my teeth, Feel your length inside me, Begging for release. Capturing this moment, And holding it forever, Flying like a bird, And falling like a feather. Our skin feels like fire, Our bodies are dancing, Our limbs all entangled, Our tongues are romancing. Thunder tears through passion, We gasp as we hit the brink, Then lie side by side, So tired I can't think. Dreams of vivid color, Waking to the dawn, I watch you sleeping soundly, I smile and I yawn. Love was made for passion, Dreams are smoke and fire, The way I feel about you, Can only take me higher. Soaring through the heavens, Your lips upon my skin, We were made for this I think, And I fall asleep again.
My Sex Test!!
Are You Good in Bed? The Racy Version Sexpert Extraordinaire! Go on, gloat -- you deserve it! Game to try anything once, gregarious and confident in bed, you've not only got few inhibitions and a high sex drive, but you're as sensitive to your lover's needs as you are to your own (and more than capable of satisfying both). Your huge appetite for hedonistic pleasures attracts swarms of partners. Match up with an equally skilled lover who's as adventurous, imaginative and nonjudgmental as you are and erotic, earth-moving encounters happen daily. You leave your lovers with a sloppy grin on their faces, and your exes not only still find you excruciatingly attractive, they like you heaps because you're as good at relationships as you are at sex. You give as much as you take; you masturbate both with and without your partner; and you aren't afraid to speak up in bed, encouraging your lovers to do the same. Flexible and gloriously liberated, you'll try anything once trust develo
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I met her Dec,22 two thousand and blah. She was a pretty face on my computer screen with a smile as bright as the mighty Rah. Almond shape somali eyes, her skin had no flaws. I gave her complement after complement cause I was totaly in Aw! We conversated for a while on messanger then off to bed she went. I thought about her almond somali eyes and the pain I saw and ponderd what it meant. I got down on my knees and prayed for Allah to ease the pain a bit. As I thought of her maybe she thought of me because she logged back on to my surprise. We ingaged in coversation so deep we made eternal ties. I knew at that second it last for all our lives We chated so strong for so long the sun began to rise. As birds began to chirp and it was almost time for work we said our goodbyes. Still to this day I often pray for the pain in those almond somali eyes. by Chill KOsar Loneliness is a responce to the anguish I feel because I am alone. To
Auctions!!
YES!!! I'M IN ANOTHER GREAT AUCTION!! PLEASE COME BID ON ME-YOU WON'T REGRET IT!! AND DON'T FORGET TO SHOW THE HOSTESS *SILVERPIXI* LOTSA LUV TOO...TY ALL IN ADVANCE!!..ROX....JUST CLICK ON THE PIC..TYVM I'M IN ANOTHER AUCTION!! PLEASE GO BID ON ME-YOU WON'T REGRET IT!! JUST CLICK ON THE PIC!! AND PLZ RATE PIC ALSO..THX..ROX p> GO BID ON ME JUST CLICK THE PIC "OWNED BY" IN NAME FOR 30 DAYS ALL PICS RATED ALL STASH RATED 1 BIG PIMPIN' GIFT A WEEK DAILY DRINK DAILY PROFILE COMMENT ADDED TO FAMILY CRUSH FOR THE MONTH ONE SFW SALUTE PIMPED BY *RX*~S (
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Contests By Friends
Who needs fubucks??? Well here is your chance too win some. I'm hosting a Fubuck Contest. It will be a race too 30,000 comments wins. If you are interested in joining the contest please send me a private message with a sfw picture that you want too enter. Contest starts June 12th at 12:00 p.m. Central. No drama will be tolerated or you will be removed. No scripting programs are allowed too be used. Prizes will be as each entry reaches 30K in comments. 1ST PLACE Gets 1 MILLION Fu-Bucks and a 5 Credit Bling 2ND PLACE 500K and a 3 credit bling 3RD PLACE will get a 2 credit bling. Please send me a private message with your picture. If you have any questions or problems feel free too send me a message ♥♥♥♥ ♥ b l $ *****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****@ fubar (repost of original by '♥♥♥♥ ♥ b l $ *****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****' on '2008-06-08
Auction Come Own Me
Support Your Troops! Come show this Sexy Army Medic how much we appreciate all he does! Click the pic right below this to get in the auction and start putting those bids in! PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate DesireWifey to Jason & Greeter for FuLuvBombSquad & Owned by ??@ fubar
Little Angels
When lil angels come in to our life and then are called home it tares the heart out of all of us . The tears we shed are not unseen for they are watchin over us. we are seen all the time and when the times get hard and we look above. speak out and say i love u lil angel and miss u and i know ill be with u again. god takes some of the lil angels home and holds them close because he cant bare to let them go he showers us with love and kindness in the hopes that it will help. If he knew how much we loved them in the short time we shared with them i dont know. I do know this he wouldn't call them home if he didn't need those lil angels more. take comfort in knowing they are free to roam and watch us always. If u know this then u r truely blessed. In Loving Memory of the Lil Angels Called home
Live Your Life!!
I was thinking today about life and how I am trying to get out there and really start living my life again. I admit, it does scare me sometimes when I think about venturing out there and making a new life for myself. It almost seems that my old life never happened; I guess I subconsciously block out certain things I went through so at times it seems that it never happened. But today, when I was out, I found myself thinking about my father and how my life was when I was a kid.When I was growing up, I wanted nothing more then for my father to be proud of me. He wanted me to play basketball so I played basketball; he was into science and NASA at one time so I showed interest in that, basically anything my father was interested in, I showed interest in. As children, I think that we do tend to look for approval from our parents. It is human instinct that we want approval from parents, friends, co-workers, bosses, and peers. We yearn for approval and look for acceptance in what we do
Why??
Sitting here trying not to think about you but thats all I can do right now besides cry Why did it have to happen teh way it did?? sitting here looking at the pictures fo you staring off into space thinking about how happy you made me about how you made me feel so special like i was the only one around even when there were others around Sitting here thinking about you looking at your pictures and the pictures of us crying all over again wondering how i'm going to get over you since i gave you my heart an fell harder for you then I thought i was going to Wondering if I give you time an wait around for you or If that will just be stupid on my part and maybe I should just move on even though it will be hard because i still love you to death and still want to be with you sitting here tryin not to think of you and wondering what I did wrong to screw it up an wondering if I should wait around like you said since u just need time or if I just need to start tryin to move on W
I Wonder
Laying next to you smiling promising you I'll be right here when you wake up Wakeing up in your arms with a smile on my face Sleeping in your arms was the best nights sleep I've had in a long time. As the days go on just makes me fall in love with you even more then I already have I sit here wondering how I am so lucky to have you in my life Wondering hwo long i will have you in my life before I screw things up Wondering if I have screwed up things between us already Wondering hwo things will go between us Thinking about you beign in my life hoping I have you in my life forever thinking and knowing if i dont have you in my life some how even as a friend it will tear me apart and kill me inside and out Hoping you feel the same way about me. Laying here next to you just makes me thinkg a lot and hope for the best because i love you Write by Ashley 5-19-08
Love And Prayers Are Needed!!
As most of you know that I have been dealing with a lot lately. My grandpa has ALS (lou gehrigs disease) my mother has also been sick. We have been going back and forth to the doctor. For a while they didnt know what was wrong with her. They have finally figured out whats wrong. She has primary biliary cirrhosis. Shes in Phase 3 right now, there are 4 phases of this disease. They say she has about 5 years till she enters phase 4. Phase 4 she goes into liver failure and at that time they can do a liver transplant. From what I understand the transplant will give her a new liver and she will be healthy again, but theres still that chance that it wont help. Even if it does help the new liver can still get it but that will prolong her life. Then on top of that she had a mammogram done last week, they found a mass so now she has to go to OKC to get a biopsy done. If you really know me you know that my mother and I are very close. So its killing me knowing that my mom is hurting
Happy Tears
I sit here wtih you looking at me all I can do is smile You wrap your arms around me all i can do is smile, melt an lay my head on you You look at me with a smile not just on your face ,but in your eyes to You look into my eyes and call me your baby girl as you hold me tightly I put a straight face on and cry My tears are not sad tears ,but happy tears running down my face Every time you wrap your strong arms around me, kiss me, lookinto my eyes with your sexy bright eyes and tell me you love me or call me your baby girl all I can do is smile an melt I may cry once and a while ,but they are always happy tears as long as i'm around you. You make me feel so special, wanted and loved. Before I met you I didnt think I could ever love again or if i would ever love again ,but you have shown me how to love all over again So, no matter hwo much i get quiet or have tears in my eyes just remember they are happy tears and that i love you so much.. Write by: Ashley 5-18-08
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Downrater Strikes Again
Check out the asshat that came to my page today and left me a 10 then re-rated me a 1...I thought I'd share his link with you in case you want to go show him some downraters love lmao... BrownsFan1983@ fubar
1 Hell Of An Friend And Owner!!
Karen aka 'ღHotgreeneyed8ngelღ JUST RECENTLY WON ME IN THE AUCTION THAT CANTSLEEPCLOWNSWILLEATME AKA TAWNYA HELD! SHE WON ME WITH THE BID OF A HAPPY HOUR AND AN 150 FU-BLING PACK.. KAREN AND I HAVE ONLY BEEN CHATTING FOR A SHORT TIME BUT IN THAT SHORT TIME SHE AND I HAVE COME TO BE GREAT FRIENDS, SHE IS ONE HELL OF AN AMAZING WOMAN AND I COULDNT ASK FOR A BETTER FRIEND.. SHE'S SO AMAZING YOU ALL SHOULD TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW HER AS A PERSON AND SHOW HER SO MUCH LOVE!! THANK YOU AGAIN KAREN FOR BEING THE AWESOME PERSON THAT YOU ARE AND BEING SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE FRIEND TO ME!!! YOU ARE TRULY ONE THAT I WOULD CONSIDER A BFF!! THANKS AGAIN SWEETHEART! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIKE I SAID EVERYONE GO SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE AND FAN , RATE, ADD, COMMENT AND CRUSH HER!! SHE'S AWESOME!!! ღHotgreeneyed8ngelღ OWNED BY βṨṪḜṞ ἯYMAN@ fubar
I'm A Poet
I believe the blood on my neck will soon be real I believe things have come to a stop I believe the moon is full my friends so fake why do I put myself at stake I have no true meaning and no real friends just people who stab me in the back and steal my affections! my faith in people is folding and I'm going it alone people suck and thats the truest thing I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me Me
WHAT IS LIFE HOW DO U LIVE IT WHEN DO U THINK ABOUT IT HOW U THINK ABOUT IT WHAT YOUR NEXT MOVE IN LIFE HOW GO ABOUT YOUR LIFE WHAT IF YOU START OVER WHAT PART OF LIFE DO YOU NOT GET WHAT PART OF LIFE DO YOU WANNA LIVE WHAT LIFE WOULD U LIKE TO LIVE IF U DONT KNOW THEN GO IN CORNER AN THINK ABOUT IT
To All Who Are With Me
come one come all to the new clown launge. to all my FRIENDS,FANS,AND FAMILY MEMBERS help wanted for all,dj's, bouncer's,staff, talk to dj bad ass or leave questions for me at my email.than you for your support.your friends here at INSAIN CLOWN LAUNGE!!!!!!!!wwdt4h and DJ BAD ASS. Donn
Road Trip
The What DBZ Character are you? Quiz at HelloQuizzy Going on a Road Trip so I might not be on for a while. I'll try to get on when I can but no garentees.
Verdammt...
*sigh* wow so yea.... Jaymes here.... well just was, be back in a few days or so.... and i just dunno... all this flood of memories.... everything.... i know i've been emotional before.... but not even when sara left me....no tears... never did i come in my room and collapse to the floor in it all.... wow. i tell ya.... Jayme was my 1st fiance who moved away 3 years ago and shit went bad.. .decides to come visit and just wow alot of memories.....seemed like just yesterday.... first girl i ever loved, we have eachothers names on our left shins and all..it was just a complete mind fuck, then today she comes to visit again alone, tells me "so uhhh yea, im gettin married in september" I'm just mentaly fucked.... she was my first real love, first fiance, we never fought, tons of great memories, only good times, were so close, then... she had to move to indiana, shit went bad, 3 years later shes joining the army and engaged again, and plannin to get married.... wtf happened.......
No Need To Harm The Flower..
Stuff
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of the world. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.' Brings a tear to yo
Do A Little Rant. Make A Little Fuss. Chea
Jibberish
Jen : ::::unbuttons your pants:::::: Jen : :::unzips da zipper::::: Jen : *sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides pants down your hips* Jen : grabs ass and holds you close.... Jen : kiss you deep and kiss you hard Jen : trail my kisses down lower... and lower Jen : until I get to your swelled spot Jen : and take it into my mouth Jen : and swirl your cock around my hot tongue... Jen : flicking the tip ever so gently with the tip of my tongue, and then swallowing you once again Jen : I go down on you till you damn near pass out of exertion Jen : and then I crawl on top of your body while I rip off your shirt. Jen : I rub my hand up and down your chest as I slide my moans over your hard cock. You fill me as I go up and down on you... hitting that tender spot deep inside. Jen : over and over .... I slide up and down your rod as I roll my hips and catch my breath. I cant stop ... its like a fever washing over me to purge me of all my transgressions... I need this. I wait until I hea
New Pics
Just letting you all know that there is new pics posted in the more sexy pic. Thx for all the support And another update...this weekend I actually walked without the help of the crutches/walker...quiet abit today *sun* I think I bout overdid it as I had to revert back to help>>>> Im getting there just slow process
Contest Opened
=== '~AmandaTinyHugzLevlers~Recruiter for T&H Destroyers Owned by Carebear^^Pitbull Mafia^^!' wrote the following at '2008-06-10 16:52:35'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > She Needs Your help!! 15k to get her! > A vip,ticker and a blast > > > Also show sum luv to her profile as well!! > ~AmandaTinyHugzLevlers~Recruiter for T&H Destroyers Owned by Carebear^^Pitbull Mafia^^!@ fubar > > Also show sum luv to the Hostess The Baddest MILF > The Baddest MILF@ fubar > > > Chris BrownGimme ThatMusic Video Codes By
My First Auction
Come one come all and place your bids to own me for a month...come check out my auction.. Click on the link below... Update my offer..come check it out. Happy Bidding I have added more offerings for my auction...come check it out: Will also include: 1 30 min phone call (US only)(if wanted) 1 30 min sfw cam session (if wanted) a semi-NSFW salute Pimp-out in blog and stash additional 200 photos rated during HH 1 video message a week for a month Happy Bidding Auction is coming to end, so if you have not checked out these great people...stop by now an place your bid.... SilverPixis Beautiful People! Auction Ends Sunday, June 22nd Debi Cakes Miss Crys
Profile On Lockdown
Cb 69
Drivn Cab
Ok every1 trivial ? Of the nite... Do u think drivn a cab 4a livn 2b dangerous or not and would u take a job drivn a cab??halla back n let me know...
Auction
Hi everyone. I'm in my very first auction. if you would like to bid on me click on the link below. the auction is open till the 22nd. hope to see you over there. happy bidding. BTW, while you're there, show the hostess some love too. this is her very first time holding an auction. hi to all my fubar friends. i am in an auction that is being givin by my friend Bebe. click on the link below if you would like to bid on me. the auction runs untill march 17. hope to see you there. ps. while you're there, show the awesome hostess some love too. Yep you read that right, I'm in another auction. This one is being givin by my good friend Ro aka "silverpixi". this is her second auction. the first one was a big sucess, so let's make this one an even bigger one. If you would like to own me click on the link below and place your bids. happy bidding all. BTW, while you're there show the hostess some love too.
Jerk Faces
hey yall.. so i was just being me..sittin on cam having fun .. and then there is this asswipe in my sb .. well u can see for urself CALLIN GIRLS FAT BITCHES AND THEN USING THE N WORD... WHO WANTS FILTH LIKE HIM IN THEIR LOUNGE ? AND BEST OF ALL, HE DIDNT JUST HIT ME UP HE ALSO HIT UP OTHER GIRLS IN MY LOUNGE.. WHAT A FUCKING ASS MUNCH ! GO TELL HIM WHATCHA THINK BOUT HIS EMO ASS - REALLY MAKES HIM MAD THAT PEOPLE KNOW HES EMO ! CelticFrost1979 @ fubar
Come
come everyone men and women im looking for new friends so plz fan,comment and chat w/ me
My Blast
Pondering In The Dark.
Reflecting over the past 3 months of my life tonight has really got me thinking about all kinds of stuff. I have stopped trying to make sense of why things happen and have started to just accept that things must have happened for a reason. I Love who I am as a person and love the fact that life itself forces you to change in the most wonderful ways in order to grow, become stronger, love and be loved. An independent woman, single mother, college student. I know what I would like to do with my life in general. Helping people and making them feel better has always been what has made me happy. I like who I have become over the years, and hope to add to that in the years to come. My hope for the future is to stay true to myself, follow my heart, be more open and in tune with how I am feeling, speak up for myself when I feel I have been wronged, take more chances, and work on my outer self as well as my inner self. Well, that is my life at the moment. I love every m
Wow!!! So Much!!!
Ok. Nothing fancy here... I know I haven't been on in well... almost a month.. Real life as always takes over and I have had a relaxing time away from Fubar. I am sorry for the abrupt leave of absence... and unfortunately, its not over. I am preparing to move super soon, like, I get the keys to the house tomorrow morning. w00t!!! To those that know me well, you will understand the greatness behind the move!!! Its close to where I am now, about 14 miles away, but life will be much easier in a few weeks when the move is complete. My internet won't be interrupted, but my time will as it has been. I have been getting things in motion for this, working to cutting my hours back at work, taking care of school issues with my kids and so much more. Hopefully in about 3-4 weeks, my life will be a new normal and time will be much easier to get. I will have a lot of packing and much more UNPACKING as most of my things have been in storage for over 2 years... I will be ta
Taste Of Me
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel you
My Goin Away Party
aight all this is my goin away party. it will b starting at 12pm and will continue through that nite its an all ages till bout 4 or 5pm then if u have kids i would ask u to take them home bekuz the tru party will b starting. its goin to b a potluck also i will b havin the hot dogs and hamburgers if u want something else bring it. im goin to try to get 2 kegs but i dont think thats goin to happen so contact me if u would like to help out on that. if u dont have my number its 253-722-3510 can reach me anytime for anything. o and if u plan on drinking bring a tent kuz no one is drivin home drunk i dont care how good of a driver u r. i will b takin keys once u come n unless u have a dd or r not drinking. if u want to come and dont know my address message me or call me and ill give it to u
Caress
A caress upon the shoulder, and a shudder at the touch A rising, mounting tension as two hearts begin to race Unleashing pent-up passions with the one they love so much Fingers flow through flowing hair behind a smiling face Slowly she removes his shirt, and he returns the favor Hungry tongues indulging in their craving for a taste Torn between desire to be lingering and savor And giving in to pounding lust, to finish up in haste They savor all the suckling, then their hands increase their roaming His fingers find her eager, ready, knowing what she craves Gentle, hot caresses start her shuddering and groaning Sweet release and ecstasy, a chain of ocean waves The surf is pounding harder as he consummates, with kiss Her lustful throes of ecstasy, somehow fulfilling more And as each wave is crashing she cries out in anguished bliss Her pulsating contractions bring him closer to the door Drenched in sweat and panting, still she makes one more ascent And as she peak
Frist Blog.............1st Of Many Once A Week Usually....
Yeah, it's been 3 weeks since the last one and there are two reasons for this... 1. not much has happened between the last one and last friday. 2. i have been on fubar every night and haven't paid much attention to myspace. So on with the story... last weekend i did some more overtime to get all caught up on my repairs so that i could do production becuase the production guy was on vacation last week. so me and my IT guy work on some new dual core units and evertying just didnt go teh way we thought they would and eventually we got everything done and workin right. saturday i went down to tucson to celebrate gay guy's and one of cuz's friend's birthday. we went to a diff gay bar/club than the one they usually go to. according to cuz and her sis lately there was nothing but fat ugly lesbians and some latino gangsta guys. which im thinking to myself "what gangsta type guy would go to a gay bar - or - i didnt know there was "gangsta" gay guys lol" so we go there and im DD because cuz's ca
A Little Lighter Stuff
Saint Pelosi On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle. And, during the sermon, as promised, t
Jokes
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Semi
Cummm Own Me!!!!
VIRGIN---VIRGIN---VIRGIN It's my FIRST TIME!!! CUM OWN ME To the HIGHEST Bidder......I am OFFERING 1. 50 11's During HH X 4 Days 2. 50 Stash During HH X 4 Days 3. 2 SFW Salutes 4. 2 SFW Phone Calls During the month 5. 2 NSFW Phone Calls During the month--- *Depending on the Bid* 6. Add to my Fubar Family *1 month* 7. Add to my Yahoo *1 month* 8. 2--30min SFW Yahoo CAM sessions *During the month* 9. 1--30min NSFW Yahoo CAM session *Depending on the Bid* CLICK ON THE PIC TO BID ON ME!!!!
Prayer Request
Love 4 My Sis~
Ok..to my friends and family..I need your help..Click on the picture below.. Give my sister that same love you give to me.. ~hugs~
Own This Auction Virgin!!!!!
Want To Own This Sexy Fu? Ladies, this is his very first auction! Let's show him some sweet love and get those bids in!! Click the tiny pic right below this to get in the auction and start putting those bids in! **Larger picture of whats being offered below the music player!** Being Auctioned: Jason Enforcer @ Perfect Sin Fu Married to Christine Your Ultimate Desire and mine!!@ fubar PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate DesireWifey to Jason & Greeter for FuLuvBombSquad & Owned by ??@ fubar
Help My Owner...
Ok gang, we let this sexy guy fall behind in the votes....He needs just one rate, thats all...Please stop by and just give one rate to get him back on top....I wont forget your help :) BROUGHT TO YOU BY SEXY SANDI..... PLEASE TAKE A MINUTE TO STOP BY AND GIVE HIM ONE RATE....WONT TAKE LONG...AND IF YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING...JUST LET ME KNOW :) (repost of original by 'sexysandi.. (Owned By )GARY - Owner of Dirty South Crew & Dirty Addiction' **D.S.C** RIS' on '2008-05-29 19:38:38') (repost of original by 'Ozzy ( Yes I believe in Angels )' on '2008-05-29 19:41:43')
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How American Music Has Changed Over The Past 50 Years People have often wondered if music has always been around. Well, to answer that question I did some research to find out where our music originated. Our first reliable music records came from the Greeks and the Romans. Americans musical history is very short when compared to Japan, India, Africa, and China. We don't know much about our history until about 590-604 A.D. when people began to write music down, the first music that was written down was songs sung in churches. Another often asked question I decided to research is why people write music. I got a lot of different answers for this question. A few of them are: to witness their religious faith to other people; to express themselves; to have fun, they enjoy writing music! After that I researched different kinds of music. How many kinds are there in America? Thousands! There are so many the list would go on and on. Some of the more popular kinds are: rock, jazz, religious, alte
My Bullentin
Moments
Seems the love I've known has always been The most destructive kind Yes, that's why now I feel so old Before my time. Yesterday when I was young The taste of life was sweet as rain upon my tongue. I teased at life as if it were a foolish game, The way the evening breeze may tease a candle flame. The thousand dreams I dreamed, the splendid things I planned I'd always built to last on weak and shifting sand. I lived by night and shunned the naked light of the day And only now I see how the years ran away. Yesterday when I was young So many happy songs were waiting to be sung, So many wild pleasures lay in store for me And so much pain my dazzled eyes refused to see. I ran so fast that time and youth at last ran out, I never stopped to think what life was all about And every conversation I can now recall Concerned itself with me and nothing else at all. Yesterday the moon was blue And every crazy day brought something new to do. I used my magic age as if it were a wand And never saw th
Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect gift, post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls: While I agree with you that communication is important. I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian meatbal
Step Up To Me!!!!!!
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Apologies
Mistakes
I wonder why people always remmeber the mistakes people make and not the good things we all do. I know like everyine else I have made my share of mistakes.And I thought I had learned from them . But I have certain people who will not let things lie . I have basically today just sat at home and re-evalulted everything . And the conclusion I came up with is one I feel I can live with . I am going to shut certain friends and family out.
"naughty Application" Please Fill Out
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Own Damunchman
I got the Munchies! Do you? You have 2 chances to own me so BID NOW!!!!!! Own your own Munchies for 1 month!!! Click the images below to bid!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: _DaMunchMan_@ fubar
Dark Fantasies
Chapter 3 Elizabeth finished dressing for work and then went downstairs to have her morning coffee and check her messages on her computer before leaving for the office. After pouring herself a large cup of coffee she went into her home office and turned on her laptop, to her surprise she had another message from Beca Hey girl, why dont you fly down Thursday night and forget any luggage we can go shopping Friday and get you new cloths for your stay. It will be my treat, I just want to see my best friend and spend some quality time with you before the guys arrive for the party Saturday, some of them might even start showing up Friday so I can introduce you to some of the people I have been honored to meet over the past few years. Elizabeth replied I will check and see what the earliest flight I can take out is and let you know later on today. Then she sighed off her computer and finished drinking her coffee. She thought for a few moments and decided that it was time to lea
Helpful Tips From Captain Amazing
Torando Warning For Ontario (canada)
Juss to let everyone know the Tornado didn`t come into our City... Thank God! We juss caught word that there is a Tornado warnin`comin`to Ontario...I am in Niagara Falls, Ont... So, If my mom and I aren`t online for a few days this is why... Hopefully nothin too serious will hapen but time will tell... They are sayin`there will be large hail (size of golf balls) and damaging winds. In Toronto, Ont (Canada) a man was on his 4th floor balcony and he seen a hair and table fly past him. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers, Thank youi!
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hatred is a bitter damaging emotion.it winds itself through the blood,infecting its host and driving it forward without any reason.its view is jaundiced and it skews even the clearest of eyesights. sacrifice is noble and tender.its the action of a host who values others above himself.sacrifice is bought thruogh love and decency it is truly heroic. vengeance is an act of violence.it allows those who have been wronged to take back some of what was lost to them.unlike sacrifice,it gives back to the one who practices it. love is deceitful and sublime.in its truest form,it brings out the best in all beings.at its worst , its a tool to manipulate and ruin anyone who is stupid enough to hold it. dont be stupid. sacrifice is for the weak.hatred corrupts.love destroys.vengeance is the gift of the strong. move forward, not with hatred,not with love. move forward with purpose.take back what was stolen.make those who laughed at your pain pay. not with hatred ,but with calm,cold rationale.
Auction
is classy and sexy all wrapped in one.....thats it......
Southern Poems
A Southern Song by LateNiteFantasy Pin prick heat envelopes the night as her perfume trails tickling fingers of vanilla blooms and gin. Sticky waves shimmer through the air drawing runnels of salty sweat down his languid skin. A sly shift of savvy southern eyes hint at something undefined yet utterly tangible still. They slowly sway to a private waltz slipping into the rhythmic dance with consummate skill. He observes her precise stance watching her watching him with shadowy intent. The sibilant cry of a mockingbird pays tribute to her essence in sublime lament. Two savants testing each other by sounding silent queries subtle yet strong. With a soft aria of sheer desire hidden within the melody of the illusive Southern Song. Song of Passion by LateNiteFantasy soft and low the humming as the orchestra begins led by the music inspired by the melody She begins her song becoming one with the notes, the tempo, the passion she a
Auction
Dont miss your chance at this HOTTIE!She is up for auction and deserves some BIG bids. Thank You all for your Fu-Love and support.Now go help her win this thing! I bet you would have never guessed right? LOL!Well its me girls....Lets see who loves meGoing.... Going....AND SOON TO BE GONESO COME AND GET IT!
7 Days Left For This Auction So Get Your Butts Bidding And Rateing!
Who Wants To Own Me
PLEASE clink on the PICTURE to post your bid minimum bid id 100k so please start bidding
Just Me
All about yourself...the survey.All about yourself...First name?::Jamie Middle name?:: Like your name?::Yes Named after anyone?::No Any nicknames?::jayjay Age?::23 Birthdate?::2/10/1985 Birthplace?:: Time you were born?:: Current location?::In front of my computer Height?::5'4 Like your height?::yes Eye color?::Hazel Contacts/glasses?::No Hair color?::Brown Natural hair color?::Yes Dye your hair often?::No Righty or lefty?::Lefty Your favorite...Type of music?::Pop, rock, hip hop Band or singer?::My Chemical Romance TV show?::American Idol Movie?::The Wedding Singer TV channel?::Fox Radio station?:: Place to be?::The beach Thing to do?::Swim Food?::Taco Bell Non alcoholic drink?::Diet Pepsi Alcoholic drink?::Tequila Animal?::Dogs Holiday?::
Remembering Who I Am....
im in my first contest to win my first blast i really could use all the help i can get contest is open from 10/5 to 10/19 if u have a few mins to go by and r8 and leave a few comment i would soooo love ya for it....link is below.... bites &kisses to you all.... here is the link please rape me lol i mean rate me...muahhh!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=672595&albumid=1232764&i=3806471294 ok so all my life i have tryed to b a good friend to people that i take in to my heart and i have got nothing but pain for it.. i know that they say no good deed goes unpunished but i thought friends were able to talk things out and protect each other to look past what flaws there might b and love ur friend even though.. i guess that is my take on friendship but not everyones.. so i have made up my mind that it is not worth it to try to b friends with people that if someone i have knowen for 16 years can b a complete ass not at all the friend or person i thought he was than no one is real out t
Why You Shouldn't Judge...
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every ev ening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then s
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Angel Tears
Angel Tears Angel tears, angel tears falling softly as rain, Angel tears, angel tears, falling amidst human pain, Angel tears that can’t be seen, but only felt, Angel tears that can make the hardest heart melt. Lodel lo, lodel woe, lodel lo, lodel lye, What are some of the things that make angels cry? Despair walks alone down empty streets, Filled with the patter of small, homeless feet. No teddy bears for comfort, no little beds with clean sheets, And in the dark shadows, predators watch and seep. Angel tears, angel tears, falling on us below, Angle tears, angel tears, blessing us now, and long ago… When men stole bread for their children to eat, long years ago, They were put in jails and branded criminals and foe, Then placed in ships, flimsy and frail, Which then for America, set sail. Ragged men filled with thirst, and hunger ever near, Comforted and consoled by angels dear. With caring words one could feel, not hear, This land was a
Night Time Storys
she lays there in the heat wishing she could exscape it.. just fresh out of a bubble bath smelling so clean and fresh but yet the heat is so hot. she finely falls off to sleep. she starts to dream and the feeling of a hand slowly wraping its self around her thighs and up towards her tummy she opens her eyes and a set of sea green eyes looking at her he bends down and kissess her so soft so sweet gets her going and wanting.. he slides his toung down her neck and between her breast on to her tummy and up again starting all over teasing her. she is in heaven. his hands tantalizing her body with light touches or wanting to be so much closer.
Me + Creative = Later
It's all right, mother. It's almost over. I'm close. So very close. How long have we struggled? How long have we waited? Too long, I know. But it's almost over. I promise. killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim mommy mommy as you lie the dark man comes and makes you die my daddy's hands are red with guilt because he killed the life we built I hate it! All this lying, all this pretending! Sithis and the Five Tenets be damned! How long do I have to live by their rules? How long before I get my chance? I saw Lucien Lachance yesterday. He was in the Sanctuary talking with Ocheeva. He was right there! So close I could have severed his spine in less than a heartbeat! Oh Mother, ne
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Surverys....
How well do you know your man?TAKE THIS SURVEY! About him: His Birthday: SEPT.3 How long have you been together? a week and 2 days lmfao How long did you know each other before you got together? ummmm.... look above What physical features attracted you to him first?: Everything Hair color: Dirty Blonde lol Hair style: Down haha How did you meet? On Fu then Grocery store lol RELATIONSHIP STUFF How serious is it: Very Are you in love Yes Do your parents like him: Havent meet yet Does it matter?: yes Do you trust him? Yes Does he let you wear his pants? Naw Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep with? Naw :[ Do you like the way he smells: Yeap Can you picture having kids with him: We have 6 thats enough but always have fun tryin What bothers you the most about him: hmmm... do i dare answer this Does he have a temper? VERY much so Are you happy to be with him: Yeap Does he embarrass you in public: Naw SOME OTHER STUFF Does he have any piercings?: Yeap Does he ha
To All My Friends
Thank you all for helping me with my first VIP Love Hugs Kisses Tina I just want to say: Now i know who is a friend! Love Hugs and Kisses Thank you all!!!
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Being Away
well i have been gone for a long time. and i just wanted to come in and let the ones who do care know i am still alive. lol i have lost my net for a bit its kinda hard raising 5 kids and its not cheap with the cost of everything going up . but me and my family are doing great and i miss you all so much but i do recieve yahoo messages on my phone so ym me some time. but anyways i love and miss you all ttys i hope . xoxoxoxoxo lips (tabby) well i just want to let my close friends know i wont be on much anymore i need to get a break from this place and try and get my real life together it seems to have all fallin apart... but slowly comin back together ... ya win some you loose some... and all dark hidden things will come to the light in time ya know but anyways those of you who i hold dear to my heart have my number and ya always know i love you all but there isnt anything really keeping me here anymore... it gets old looking at a screen and not talking or doing anything because you ha
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Kelly The Ghost Pavliks Score Card
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Best Buy
BEST BUY, MY FOOT Best Buy has some bad policies.... Normally, I would not share this with others, however, since this could happen to you or your friends , I decided to share it. If you purchase something from, Wal-Mart, Sam's Club, JC Penny, Sears etc. and you return the item with the receipt they will give you your money back if you paid cash, or credit your account if paid by plastic. Well, I purchased a GPS for my car, a Tom Tom XL.S from 'Best Buy'. They have a policy that it must be returned within 14 days for a refund! So after 4 days I returned it in the original box with all the items in the box, with paper work and cords all wrapped in the plastic. Just as I received it, including the receipt. I explained to the lady at the return desk I did not like the way it could not find store names. The lady at the refund desk said, there is a 15% restock fee, for items returned. I said
God Why
he know for months i going to somewhere have not donot thing to help . God why is he afair i willnot come home to him . God why people are not going to talk to me for this . God why i want is craw in a hole and die . God why i'm crying here and hurt so bad. God why God why
Rantings...honesty!!!
OK I HAVE TO SAY THIS B4 I EXPOLDE AND SNAP AT SOME ONE WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE SNAPPED AT... EVER SINCE I JOINED FU I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS WE HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL KINDRED SOULS TO OUR OWN SELVES PPL DEVELOPE FRIENDSHIPS THAT TAKE ON MANY DIFFERENT ASSPECTS.... NOW WHAT I AM ABOUT TO RANT ABOUT... SOME PPL HAVE R/L BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES AND HUSBANDS... AND ON FU THEY MEET PPL WHO THEY CALL THEIR PETS, OR WILL FU MARRY ANOTHER... GOOD GREAT AS LONG AS ALL PARTIES KNOW ALL THE FACTS AND REAL TRUTH... DONT STRING SOME ONE ALONG HERE ON TH INTERNET AND THIS WONDERFUL LAND OF FU, WHEN IN ALL HONESTY U HAVE COMPLETELY NO INTENTIONS OF EVER MEETING THE PERSON U TALK WITH. DONT LIE!
Guest Book!
Have you signed my guest book yet? If not, please do! If you have one and would like me to sign yours leave me a comment or send me a message and I will. Much love, That Girl~
Hell Yeah
Missin Ya'll
TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE TALKED TO DAILY AND THE OTHERS I CAUGHT FROM TIME TO TIME. SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ON IN AWHILE. I HAVE BEEN OUT OF TOWN TAKING CARE OF MY MOM. WITHOUT INTERNET DOWN THERE I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO GET ONLINE. I FOUND A LIBRARY THAT I CAN VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SO THERE FOR I WILL CHECK IN NOW AND AGAIN FOR A FEW MINUTES AT A TIME TO RESPOND TO MESSAGES. TAKE CARE ALL AND NOW THAT YOU ARE STILL IN MY THOUGHTS. PEACE BE WITH ONE AND ALL!!!! HUGS!!!!!!!! MELISSA
For My Akitas And Owners
The Spirit of an Akita Dog I was standing on a hillside In a field of blowing wheat And the spirit of my Akita Dog Appeared suddenly at my feet. She looked at me with kind dark eyes An ancient wisdom shining through And in the essence of her being I saw her love for me, too. Her mind did lock upon my heart As I stood there on that day Then she told me of this story About a place so far away. I stood upon that hillside In a field of blowing wheat And in a twinkling of a second Her spirit left my feet. Her tale put my heart at ease My fears did fade away She helped me know where she had gone When she left me on that day. "I live among God's creatures now In the heavens of your mind So do not grieve for me, my friend As I am with my kind. My collar is a rainbow's hue My leash a shooting star My boundaries are the Milky Way Where I sparkle from afar. There are no pens or kennels here For I am not confined But free to roam God's h
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My Salute Approved
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Is Homeopathy The Answer?
As someone who has done aromatherapy massge for some 38 years, I am often asked if Essential Oils, and homeopathic remedies work. The simple answer is YES for most people in one degree or another. We all learn new things right?? Well I have 'discovered' some new remedies that are truly amazing, one 'under the tongue' spray has helped with sleep problems, heart, diabetes, hair growth, nails, and most internal organs. How, well as far as I understand it, it is a natural plant based DNA regenerative that works on most aspects of the body, including but not limited to; skin, nails, eyes, hair, organs, blood system, lymphatic and general wellbeing. I belong to a self help group, and so far for this remedy one guy no longer is on heart meds (5 a day before), one guy has now had his diabetes arrested, a 70+ year old guy who was bald, now has 1/" of new hair growth (in 2 months). And that is but the tip of the iceberg. Another product is one that rebuilds the colon function, so far as
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Mz Island Booty's All About Me!
This Is Who I am Your Thoughts Are Not DESIRED nor REQUIRED! It's Your Bust It BabyGirl Felicia... Of INARAJAN! A.K.A"Licia,Fel,Fely,& Nen(Family Only)...and B.K.A"~ MISS BOOTILICIOUS~" I'm A Bitch When Needed.. But Besides That I am Fun loving, Out Going, Caring, Friendly & Full Of Life! I am Very Easy To Talk Too.. I can share a Laughter,Draw a Smile, or Make You Shed A Tear... I'm A Good Listener ad One HECK Of A Talker! I can Be A Shoulder To lean on Until Taken Advantage Of... I'm Open, Blunt,Sometimes Too Honest.. But Heck! The Truth Hurts..Right!Hate Drama...Don't Need It Now and Not Ever! So Don't Even Go There...I hate People Who Can't Carry A Conversation, Or Someone Who Drops A Conversation Too easily... Because Obviously... There's Logic and Reason to why we even talked about it! I Hate Lies! Hmmm... Be real and Say What You Got to say...It Helps! You'll Never Get Anywhere! Well Enough Of The Basic Likes AND dislikes! All it is... Is Come Real with Me and I'll Be
Life
i'm so confused! i don't know what to do. i just want everything to end! it's too much for me to handle. please, everything is too confusing and too much. HELP!!!!
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Scrawlings Of A Mad Theorist
Protection, Love, & Brute Strength;Surround me in arms, of never-ending length.Weave many knots, Bind with care;Forever-on, Always be there.=So Mote It Be= -762011- [Astra] Playing in Mother's veins; Falling in the breeze, Feelings: seen inane; She waltz's in circles, Water rushing past her knees; The earth between her toes, Hands reaching for the tree's; Rays create her spotlight, Beaming through the branches; Enjoying Father's Time, Life singing as she dances. -5282011- [Astra] I see you. You're laying there. You're always so pretty, Why did you get lost in your sorrow? Your body filled with tubes and needles..
Life
Well my move to Chicago went great!!The only bad thing that happened was my suitcase popped open so they had to tape it closed..LOL.I did not lose anything and my plane made it safe here..I am Truley happy.My boyfriend is a wonderful man.It feels so good to be cared for and loved again!!!We are happy togeather and I could not ask for a better relationship!!! Well all I have been dating a wonderful guy for a little over a week!!!!Things are going great!I will keep you all posted on how things go for me.My ex bf wants to see me again one of these days but I told him Nope... OH I AM NOT MOVING NOW!!!my oldest will be starting school next week..I am excited to see her go but also sad to see her go!!! Hello all..On July 27th I will be leaving Virginia...I am moving to Tennessee for awhile..As life goes on I still have not gotten over a break up that happened in March..I must try to get on with my life..I am going to be with my Grand mother that is very ill..I am hoping my life gets bet
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i cant see this. so i was checking here lol > > There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the > Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it > under the arms. > > Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she > reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. > > The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel > Manager's door. > > The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about > the new employee. > > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line > is backing up, putting the entire production line behind > schedule. > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for > himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. > > When they get there the line is so backed up that there are > Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and > they're really beginning to pile up. > > At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains > of Tickle Me Elmo's. > > She had a ro
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You Dont Mess With The Zohan
I went to see dont mess with the zohan a little scepticle. I thought it would be another comedey that if you have seen the trailer for the movie, you have seen all the funny parts. I was mistaken! It was very funny at times and even managed to send a positive message. The crude sexual jokes are not for the kids but it is a must see for any comedy fan!!! :D lol funny 4 out of five daisys!
Should've, Would've, Could've
I know things could have turned out differently If we hadn't turned our backs on each other But should'ves, could'ves and would'ves won't change the now And we can't rest on our laurels inside life's tomorrows Though unlike humpty dumpty, we don't have to fear If we take a great fall off the brick wall 'Cause we can put each other back together again With interchangeable hands even after all this And I should've And you could've And we would've When we were thick like thieves in the heart of it all But all the should'ves could'ves and would'ves Meant nothing on the back of love's ill fated truth Yeah some days had more questions than minutes As I turned out my pockets answers coming up empty And I didn't even have enough fight in me left to lose 'Cause every used thought created a ripple in time And another bridge was built to narrow this great divide As we searched for answers inside the meaning of us Inside this city that never sleeps except upon pews of l
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I Got My Nipples Pierced
ive been wanting to get my nipples pierced for nearly 2 yrs now and yesterday i finally decided to just go and do it... ouchhhhhhhh... the pain wasnt to bad on the first one but the second was the worst pain everrrrr but i do recommend it if ur thinking of doing it cuz its so darn sexy and so well worth the few seconds of pain.. i love em.. lol u should see em :D
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House is right. Everybody lies. Even the trivial shit where truth is the simpler proposition. I've had it. Let's dispense with the truth entirely. What have you got? Navy SEAL? Miss America? Slept with Angelina Jolie? Impress me. I already know that's not your truck, you had nothing to drink, and you've never seen that pot before. And death threats? Old. Been there, done that. At least be creative if you're going there.
Sthrnlolita
CUM ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW YOU WANNA CUM SEE WHATS GOIN ON AND WHO'S ON CAM AT THE GSPOT LOUNGE BABY. LOUNGE.http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53487http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53487 Ok this is my first blog on here. Let me let you know a little about me. I am a creative bohiemian type girl,very intelligent and caring with everyone. I am a lover, rarely a fighter. I love to write,paint and do needlpoint(i know kinda grandmaish but it's fun) I am an honest person sometimes to much so but definetly an open book. I love to laugh and have fun. I am mostly a home body but I am trying to make more friends and get rid of the negative influences in my life. So that is pretty much me in a nutshell anything you wanna know just ask,and please have some tact and class when you approach me save the bs games for someone else. How do you know who that one is? How do you know when to keep moving forward thru the crap and not run away? How do you know it will be worth it
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Moving.....kinda
Well all.....my hubbys working in Texas and as of the first of July I'm going down there. Gonna quit my job of almost 6 years and be a stay-at-home wife and mother. I'm x-cited but it means I wont be able to hang here in Fubar as much. But ya know you what ya gotta do right.....just thought i'd let ya'll know...See ya L8tr folks.
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Private
First off, I'm sorry it took so long to get this up, since fubar was down on Monday....so here we go..... A HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who helped get me to godmother....there are so many, I know alot of people hit my page during the week, so if you are not on here, please private message me so I can return the luv. That being said, here are the people who helped me level....if you notice, there are alot of you, I'll get to you, it just may take a couple of days...lol. The shadow levelers are an awesome family, and I'm extremely proud and honored to be a part of them. These guys are my fu-slaves, and they are an awesome trio.....I couldn't have done this without them, so show them lots of luv! Fu-King Yeahmon {Shadow Leveler} Proudly owned by Farscapecat~Proud owner of DoubleD~@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar ღAMANDAღ ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned By Godmother R @ fubar Th
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My Little Secret!
I have been asked, from time to time, why I am still single. My answer is always that no one wants me. Which is not true at all. I know that there are women out there that want me, I really do, I just dont want to sound stuck on my self by saying so. No the real reason is much different. I tell people that I am ugly and not very good looking which is untrue, I say all that so people wont think I am stuck on my self, which I am not. I am single because its the right thing for me. Please let me explain that. As every knows and would agree, that relationships can be hard to say the least. Well I have some mental problems that make it much harder. I am bi-polar, and its hard at times for me to function. I can get mean, depressed and moody, without any reason. Things like that make it hard for others to deal with, and love dont last long under these conditions, at least in my case. I have had a hard life, and I am sure that has some to do with why things are harder for me. Because of a
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Chuck Prophet
Join many Human Beings on our Mother Earth on Sept. 21 to pray for peace one day. Celebrate Peace on just one day everywhere on Mother Earth ! Spread the positive love vibrations to all you see that day. Practice random acts of kindness . Go to www.peaconeday.org and view the documentary of Jeremy Gilley and how he approached the United Nations and got them to declare Sept. 21to be a day that all peoples of the world stop all hostilities and pray for Peace! Join me on that day and know that on the top of every hour I will stop wherever I am and take 3 minutes to pray for Peace. I will be announcing to all I pass and encounter that it is Peace Day . I will hand out fliers that give the Web address to the Documentry. Please join me not only on this day but everyday. Spread positive energies to all you meet. ! Love and Big Bear Hugs to you all!
My Very First Owner
I'd Like All My Friends, Fans and Family to meet my very first owner Violets. I'd like to ask you all to please please show her love, by adding, rating and fanning her page. Not only is she my owner, she is also a great friend. Click this pic for her Profile! ~.violets.~Owned by The Beautiful Vixen260 & The Handsome Giggity~ + Owner of WhoreMaste@ fubar Click This Pic for her Album! This Pimpout Brought to You By: PieDaDDY - OWNED by VIOLETS@ fubar
Truckdriver's Wife
Truckdriver's Wife
I was just wondering if there were any other ladies out there that have boyfriends/husbands who make their living driving trucks. My husband is a long distance team driver. Since my husband and met a year and half ago and have been married a year we have never been apart for more than a couple of days at a time. That has only happened twice in our relationship. How do you get used to be without your partner? How do you stand the times when you are used to hearing his breathing to get him to get you to sleep? How do you not miss the little things all the time? Yes we talk 2-4 times a day but still him not being beside me is the hardest.
Pissed Off At The School
Well I have been bent out of shape for a couple of days. It pisses me off the more I think about it. As you all know I am going to school to get my funeral directors license. I was going to follow that up with classes to get my embalmers license. I am doing it online. I only have 4 classes left for my FD lic. I am currently taking 2 of those during this summer session. Then I will finish up the last 2 in the fall semester. That means this fall I have 2 slots for classes. So I can start my embalming classes. Well I found out that they are droping the online microbiology classes. I was told I would need to find another school to take that at, either attend class locally. (only private colleges here, so nice and expensive, if they allow me to do that, and I would probility be required to get a laptop. stupid for just one class). Add to that I have to take freshman math, not required for me to become an embalmer, but the school requires it for the degree (what a scam to for
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Hear Me Out
I will not post my face on here. I don't want any fake-ass ratings. I know I aint no damn 10. I am tired of people PRETENDING to be friends. I am tired of invites and requests from people that don't know the REAL me. They want a hard-ass dude that talks shit and all that. I'm sorry. I'm not that person. yeah. I got tattoos. alot. I also just like doing simple shit. Just hanging out. checking out a movie. going to get something to eat. when you know me for who I am then and only then I MIGHT show a picture. Ok..I have a myspace account too. I try meeting people through places on here and there because I still don't know hardly anyone around here and I just don't go up to people and say "hey whats up?". I prefer to meet people through talking to them first, or a mutual friend. Well..I tried that on myspace and I have learned people are generally assholes. People make plans, and then break them on the cusp of going out. It's fuckin' aggravating. I'm fuckin tired of people that make plans
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First Week
I'll keep this short. Love me or hate me I am who I am. I have no tats or such but admire those who do. I like all music Sans... Gangster Rap. I do not Judge, that I think will come @ the end of days. I don't care for looks, but they help. I think it is more attitude then anything. If you talk to me, I will talk w/ you. I'm just me. Simple... I am not looking, just like to look around. I have seen the world and would trade not trade the US for any other. I would like to go back to Rome, awesome place. If you rate me a 1 it's okay w/ me. If you think I'm a 10, thank you. If you want to be my freind or fan, that would be awesome. Just be yourself around me. Mild or wild... love them all. To my friends, much love. Be safe out there, I will be here if you need me... TTFN Johnny It is hard to say good bye sometimes. Okay, being the Navy, it comes with the job. I hear my brothers in the Army wanking about going over there and back to back tours. I am willing to go, but they have kept us
My Life
Ok, let's put this out here for everyone, and aimed at no one in particular. If you don't like me, that's fine, that's great, that's lovely....But give me the respect of telling me instead of playing games. Don't make plans to cancel on me 100 times...don't tell me to call and never answer....don't pretend to be my friend, then tell me you can't even listen to me when I need someone to talk to. I'm done with it, i'm tired of it. Nobody here can help me. Nobody here can save me. I'm sorry if I sound messed up.....deal with it. For whatever reason, I am emotionally fucked up right now...and if you can't deal with that, then leave me alone!
Fathers Day
Check my pics and see the new Fathers Day present the girls and I got " the daddy". He had been wanting one since he got back from Iraq and now he has one !! wooohoooo and no I'm not getting on it. lol
Ty So Much For All Your Help Leveling Me To Fubarlord!!!!!!!
I want to thank all of you that helped me level....I was sooo excited when I saw my page and all the fun that was left on it! Ty ty ty so much for all the love, I felt it! I'm so sorry I lost some friend requests.. so please resend!! So many of you loved on me that it ran right off my Bar Tab...(ohhh that sounded bad lol) so please please please let me know so I can return the love! I appreciate all of you taking the time to go to my page.... all the messages, rates, Blings, drinks, roses, fans, friend requests and comments were so appreciated... I had so much fun reading them all!!! ty again... you made my night!!!!! This "gentleman" had rated me and left a pic comment....a very nice one... so I returned the love.. but I guess I went to far... for I added him as a friend!!! Gasp!!! Shame be upon me... I'm goin to FuHell.....so here is the messages that ensued after that...and btw... he did add me then delete and block me... all over a friend request... sounds like a n
Shawnee's Lil Place Here
There are just some simple things that I ask from people who what to be come friends. 1. If your going to add me,Please keep in touch and let me know that we are friends, Because I will remove you. 2. If you bring Childish Bullshit Drama to my page,You are gone from my page, No second thought about it. 3.Don't ask me for my phone number, To trade Pics or Webcam, Thats just not going to happen. 4. If you come on my page with some lame ass lines I will ingore you.Calling me Baby,Honey,Sexy gets you no where with me. 5. I am a lady and deserve to me treated as one, I will not do nude photos etc.To gain points, I am me.What you see is what you get, I can be the sweetest girl you meet or the biggest BITCH. Your Choice. I have alot of respect for myself and I am here to make good fiends.
Mikey And Booboo's Upper Levels List
This list was created to help those who are at the levels of Godfather-Prophet level. This list is not like the Godfather List because we take the 10 closest to leveling and add them. When 1 levels, the next person gets added. When BooBoo and I see someone is next we will message you to see if you want to be added. In the case of no replies, we will then skip that person and go to the next in line. Any questions please leave a comment here. Thank You. Thanks too everyone for all the Fu-love shown too help each one level. Disciple dj nilla~owner of ~DIRTYDEEDSRADIO.COM~ owned by JETT & {}{} ~219,000 to go Cherokee God Mama*Owner Of Club F.A.R. *425,000 to go *~*Nyne*~*{DevAngel}433,000 to go Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones457,000 to go LilBamaGirl~Shadow Leveler~556,000 *qt*581,000 to go Jeezy ♠ NeaNeas Husband ♠EuPhOrIa BiShes
Own That Monkey
Now's your chance to own the Monkey Johnny Chimpo is up for Auction Who's got the courage to try and own this Monkey? Is it YOU? I'm Johnny Chimpo and I approve this message Contest ends 12:00 pm PST on 6/13
Wasted Thoughts
I feel really shitty right now. i only get to see my boyfriend once week, because he's either too pissy, sleeping/tired, or is spending all his time with his friend Fred. Then when he is over here, he doesn't stay over very long. I just want to slap him or something. So, I'm left home alone... again. But at least I have wine coolers :) I hate being lonely though, it sucks. My dumbass dedided to run/walk outside barefoot yesterday on the very hot road. So, I came inside with blisters on the bottom of my feet. So now it hurts like crazy to walk. I popped like two of them and now they hurt worse. I know, I'm stupid. Alright, I'm new here. And I'm fucking lost lol. hopefully I get the hang of this place soon. Only time will tell, I suppose.
Ty All Hotties
COMO ESTAS CHICAS? TODAY I BECAME AN OFFICAL HOTTIE. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT. MUCH LOVE LATINAGODDESS CC00CC
Sex Sign
Pain
You don't know the pain i feel. Cause you fail to ask. i could not share this pain cause you would not understand.i look in the mirror and all i see is you,then the glass shatters and you disappear.will this pain and hurt ever stop.the pain of losing you and never seeing you again if there was a way for me to hug you i would never let you go.but that is not possible cause you are gone.one day i will see you again.i dream of that day.i've tried to get there but i never can.so i sit and drown in my pain.you will never know my pain i am in my own private hell
Ride To Florida 2008
Hi folks .. did a PDF of the ride and added photos to the folder Ride to Florida, also the text version of Sondra's account of the trip. PDF with embedded photos can be had at: http://www.filespace.org.nyud.net/PaulRMays/Ride_to_Florida_PDF.pdf Paul Travel Journal (an almost verbatim account of our vacation taken May 12, 2008 till May 31, 2008) Day 1, May 12, 2008. Monday, Early Evening. We have set up camp on an old abandoned road in the Nantahala National Forest near Franklin, North Carolina. BB pitched the tent as I gathered firewood. Lucky for us, there is an abundance of dried wood all around our site, so I dont have far to go to get plenty. Its just now on the edge of dark, we have a fire going, and BB is playing some Native sounding love tunes on a blue plastic flute, as well as some tunes that sound like something out of another century. Something that brings to mind stories of Knights and damsels in distress, and the Knight must protect any damsel in nee
Whats Happening?
Sex
Your Ideal Sex Position is...Sideways Deep. Hard. Submissive.This position is very intense.But afterwards you won't be very tense. 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com Your Sex Sign is... You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular! Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more. There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opp
Got Coke?
Drink Coke or Powerade Don't throw away those caps Email me any un-used Coke or Powerade Mycokerewards cap codes and I will pay you 500 Fubucks for each
For Texas Camaro Nut
As The Crow Flies...
The Nifty... I worked. Not much mind you, only two days. My wife was feeling poorly on Tuesday so I stayed home with her. Things went okay and the workdays went by fast, thank God. I picked up an older PC game that I've been meaning to get for a while: Age of Mythology. Its a fun distraction, and breaks up the CoH rut I'd gotten myself into. I upgraded my Discussion Forum on Monday morning, and it went off pretty much without a hitch. About a year ago I'd tried to upgrade it from my version to one of the later versions of phpBB 2, and it didn't work. I was very pleased by the ease of the upgrade from phpBB 2 to phpBB 3. Kudos to the phpBB group for making it painless. I've edited and added a few nice templates for it, and will likely upload a few more. The board looks good, and I dig the new features and the improved security. So EAT IT spambots! I've been watching a lot of scenes from the Hellraiser films of late. Not quite sure why really, but it's fun. I won myself a
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Games People Play
I just don't understand why people think it is cool for them to think it is ok for them to play with people;s heart's... Why must you take the time out of our life to make a person hurt??? Is it a joy for you to do this??? What makes you Tick??? Dont you know that in the long run your the one that is hurting>?? Sure the people you play games with hurt but will get over it and move on But you'll be there playing the game with a new person.... So take this 2 heart STOP PLAYING THE FFFFF GAME AND GET A LIFE.......If you can't be True to yourself Then Stop making others feel like u...
New Pics
In An Auction
Where Our World Is Going
Hello America, Its time to wake up and smell the gasoline. In todays America, gas is so high that some people cant afford to go to work. What the Fuck is going on? Why isnt America doing anything????? Why isnt the government doing anything to help the people? Can anyone tell me whats going on here?
Aggri-fucking-vation!!!!
Ex's Girl Friends Suck
Ex's suck just because they think they still own you and are part of your life. I say when you make thim an ex they are no longer part of you life and should stay out of all your business and let you live your own life the way you want to for good or bad it is your life and decision.
My Poetry
I am mechanical I am a machine Built up from nothing Running on dreams I am interchangeable There are so many like me Just change me, rearrange me I'm only here to please I am programable Push the right button i'm yours My flaws are like viruses They can always be cured I am replaceable I come with a warranty If you don't like me, replace me SATISFACTION GUARENTEED! Said I wouldn't do it again Prayed to god I wouldn't do it again Creeping black took over again Poison in me, in my blood Through my soul, I feel no pain inside Only for the moment now Liquor fades too quickly It's only for the moment now Pitiful glory Souless Repeating agony, deliberate I can't escape the enemy inside my heart Obsession, compulsion, wasteful nonsense Peer into my heart and reject me please It's what I want after all... Lose me Leave me Never love me Never what I need Some of you see the pain in my eyes If I let you through Some of you feel the heat of my
Me
I am a mother,a daughter,a sister,an aunt,a best friend and a care giver.I am honest,loyal,trusts some to easily and others not enough.No,I don't think i am pretty.No,i am not skinny and I have no clue what the hell a BBW is and I am not one.I hate liars and players. If I wanted that in my life I would have stayed married.If you don't read the profile or look at the photos it's not my problem,that is what they are there for.Don't ask me what I want in a man.I don't have a freaking clue.Am I looking....nope,not really.If something good comes of a friendship well then,there you have it.Doubt anyone will read this anyway. :)
Come Own Me
Superhero
Downrater Alert!!!
Watch out for this downrater. His screen name is JASON. He rated a fellow calendar girl a "1", and she had not done anything to deserve it!
In The Car...
Best I'll Ever Be
Tester
Takin Over The (805) So Cali
ALL EYEZ AND TRAX WIX TAKIN OVER CALI AND NEXT MUTHA FUCKEN WORLD JUST LYICAL ASSAIANS JUST KILLIN MUNKY FACE STRAIGHT TAKIN OVER YALL ROLL WITH US MUNKYFACE ENT.
Surveys
You take the top 10 most played songs on your iPod or similar device (or just pick 10 songs you listen to a really really lot). Post the first line of the lyrics to each in your blog. Sit back in smug satisfaction, knowing you have the best taste in music ever (this is a crucial step). Then your friends do their part: in the comments section, try to identify what songs the lyrics come from. Oh, and Googling is cheating! I made sure and used songs I thought everyone would know, since my favorite artist is a group that a lot of you have never heard of! Good Luck! So here's my top 10: #1: "I'm not the type to get my heart broken, I'm not the type to get upset and cry..." #2: "Hey dad look at me, Think back and talk to me..." #3: "I got a lot to say to you, Yeah, I got a lot to say..." #4: "She married when she was 20, She thought she was ready..." #5: "Lay beside me, tell me what they've done..." #6: "My hair's a wreck, Mascara runs..." #7: "Take all of your
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Wizard Of Poems
A Wizard A Poet / A Poet A Wizard by LateNiteFantasy A wizard attempts to pull realities out of thin air. They are the poets of secret words..not secret in their existence but in the depth of their meaning. Thats the way it was in so many ways so long ago.. Ideas of creating with nothing but sound and symbol To use the least and create so much. The greatest dawn of all comes back to humanity with words. That magic balances space and time. It puts the darkness where it belongs. Creating something with nothing always became a first and last endeavor. All the time a wizard picks books from a library of old poetry. They read the books aloud and it sounds like a spell. But its only the beauty of the word totally broken free.and he or she knows it. The books were written by the hands of those who dared dwell on the soul.
Wanna Know Me
About me. Im the type of person that would stand up for what is right. I would put you in your place if you cross me or my friends. Now I have made some really good people on this site and they knows I will stand up for them. If they are wrong I will tell them. However if they are right Im beside them. You can call me a bad ass if you like. I dont care. Im real! And I will keep it real with you. Today I talk to a guy that hurt my friend feelings and he blocked me cause he knows Im right. Instead of talking to my friend he blocked her. And started to bash her. He was wrong for doing this. But a real man would admit when hes wrong. This is a private message that he sent me. (out of respect which he dont deserves I wont use his name) subject: the blog i commented on was public on friday received: 06/7/2008 02:50 pm replied: 06/7/2008 03:44 pm block this member Flag as spam The blog i commented on was posted public (she posted public for everyone can see) o
It's All T & A In Here, Baby!!
Well....I've accepted the fact that I'm probably going to be one of the most hated people on this site because I REFUSE to give some frightening inbreds with BAAAAAD pics attached to their profile a "10" rating just to get FuBucks. Sorry....if you have a picture of yourself up where you look like your family tree most certainly doesn't branch....well....you're getting a shitty rating. And if your picture resembles your last mugshot....you're getting a shitty rating. And if I think your picture looks like you belong on a sexual predators list....you get the idea. ::deep breath:: Let the FLAMES begin!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! FU, Sammy Well....I have to admit that I have found some pretty cool people here. People that I would hang with in a bar in real life and get totally shitfaced with. Cool folks with half a brain. BUT..... MOST of what I've seen here is creepy people with BAD profile pics who get pissed off when you give them a shit rating. If you've read my other blogs y
Happy Hour!
My first Happy Hour went better than I could have ever expected!! Thank you everyone for your rates, gifts, and support!!! My Friends Rock! Hopefully we will get to do it all over again soon. I would like to give a huge shout out to Seamushardcore as this would not have been possible without him! Please drop by and Fan/Add/Rate him and let him know I sent you. ~Seamushardcore~ This has been brought to you by vl glм Ǯш Μ ht L뮆{Shadow Leveler}-Owned by Seamushardcore-@ fubar
Cheating Partners
I have put up with a lot of crap here in fubomber land. Someone tried to run me off & I was ignored by most fubombers. She was supported by Peggy. Look woh stayed & who left - that person left & formed her own bombing family with friends & took most fubombers. HAHAHAHAhAHA I stayed putting up with the shit I have seen. I just sit in my corner bomb my necessary then who I want to help cuz they have helped me or other. I was given a contest & bombed 80% myself using my IDs & other friends' IDs. I never got my fubomberday for the family to help. I entered an outside contest & asked for help on 2 occassions & never got help After Harleys contest I didnt see a status as to who to bomb next so I set up my status to bomb SITH LORD MORTE (bottom of the list) - he had a contest on Crazymama's page who left fubombers (who also caused all the problems I had) After dropping over 150 bombs was told by Peggy that we arent helping him cuz he hadnt been bombing himself. I went on to who she t
Falling
save me save me i'm have falling and its not from heaven or hell but somewhere i donot know and come save me save me i'm falling. when will i stop falling . i reach for hand and no one is there. save me save me i'm falling.
To See My Naughties!!!!
> Ok you guys here is another chance for you to have me all to yourself...You have to admitt love from me is awesome...lol Well I can hope. Come bid on me... Be My new BFF HERE IS THE LINK TO OWN ME!
Week Three
Hey folks; I know I didnt get back to you last week, but it was a bunch of the same old same old, and besides, I needed some serious sleep. We had some adventures Im going East on I-90 in the early AM and I see this shadow shaped like a deer appear for just an instant in my left peripheral. And then I heard a thump thump and saw it bounce off the trailer, I thought, back by the trailer duals. The spring brakes didnt activate, so I knew he didnt get an air hose. I suppose it was wishful thinking, but the way he/she bounced off it looked to me like it ran off, so I didn't stop to investigate. When we fueled I told Dan about it, went and checked the dual area, and saw no damage. Well when Dan took over he found that the deer had hit us, only farther up than I had thought. The mid mounted indicator light mount was ripped almost out, breaking two bolt sized rivets, and just dangling still functioning though, so we were safe with DOT. I am sure, from the hair, etc.,
Private
Poems
Look at her... She is lookin so good Look at her... Got me knockin on wood Hopin that I might get the chance to meet her someday... Hopin that I might get the chance take her away... Look at her... Shes got eyes that shine like the moonlight! Look at her... Oh what I would give if I could just have one night One night to show her things that she could only dream... Things shed only ever see if she was doin' em with me... Look at her... *Written in thought of 'Sǝduɔʇrǝss Sn ɐkɐ VɐmPrǝSSSnCn I.B.I.C.'* Who me? I'm... Hip and witted, hid and pitted, lit and tinted, sick and twisted, spick and listed, good and gifted, low and lifted, hard and shifted, suave and fitted, dark and vivid, soft and kindred, sometimes cloudy, but usually limpid. Rugged, wicked, Rough depicted, suffer pittance, lie addmitant, tanish pigment, never winded, drug inflicted, hit enlisted, non-existant, animalistic, complexl
Romantic Poetry -
I hear the echoes and I gladly listen for the beat and rhythm as the skies glisten. A deep thunderous thirst is what I hear, in the pit of your soul I sense a hint of fear. Fear that I know, can be respected and tried, I will reach in and grab you if you try to hide. I see differently than the ways of this world and like a dragons tail will always stay curled; I forevermore will remain true ... ... to you ... On dreamers lane there you stand, I smileI want to capture that dream and make it real a'while!Heavy metal trench coat and your rough-toed boots;quickly back a few steps in attempt to replant your roots.Like a warrior pulling out his sword in defense,you throw daggars at me with your eyes, intense.I turn with my back fac
My New Owner
Come Own Me In A Auction
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Whisky Tears
Crystal Tears by LateNiteFantasy she stands in the cold silence and screams into the wind. her words wrap around her before they fly away ~ unanswered. tears that once slowly slid down her face are immobilized into crystal drops. the light shines on them creating a beauty she does not see or feel. Holes in a Heart by LateNiteFantasy The wind whistled through the holes in her heart as she bowed her head in silent prayer. Never could she imagine the sadness It wrapped around her, wishing she could melt the ice that froze her tears. She stood strong. A fortress damaged. A woman injured. Assaulted by a coward she never saw. Proudly she stood wearing the cloak of freedom. Proudly she sang the songs of liberty. The wind whistled through the holes in her heart But it is a heart that will never die. Whiskey Tears by LateNiteFantasy Sitting in a bar Drinking my cares away. Be here tomorrow, be here the next day. No Job. Just old dirty jok
Wanna Own Me?? Come Bid!
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1375985&albumid=1047476&i=1121345814#1971448573 Come on and Bid on me!!
Im Up For Aution
Auction Time!!
well folks it looks like its time again. i will be holding another auction starting within the next week and lasting one week. there will be a 25k entry fee but opening bids will be starting at 50k so u get ur entry fee back and then some no matter what!! plus whatever is bid on you u win so if you are interested send me a private message with what ur offering and the link to the pic u want to use! Hoping to have auction begin on Monday night!!!
Want To Own Me
I'm Up for Auction Come Check it Out!!! > > > > > > Click this link to place your bid > > > > >
Check Us Out!!!
COME CHECK OUT THE NEWEST AND HOTTEST CLUB ON FUBAR. CLUB TEMPTATIONS. CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW TO BE DIRECTED TO THE LOUNGE. (repost of original by '~DJ GoofyGurl~ON THE AUCTION BLOCK. SEE BLOG OR BULLY FOR DETAILS.' on '2008-06-09 21:45:29') (repost of original by 'Supergurl2008/Owner of Club Delicious/Co-Owner of Burnin Vinyl' on '2008-06-09 21:46:32') (repost of original by 'VIOLET20 HEAD PROMOTOR@HILLBILLY LOUNGE/MEMBER OF REDNECK LEVELING CREW/REAL LIFE MOM TO SMOKIE&DJ REBEL' on '2008-06-10 06:27:41')
Recipes
1 tsp red pepper flakes 1 tsp sesame oil 1/4 cup alfalfa sprouts 1/2 cup thinly sliced carrots 3 cloves fresh garlic, minced 1 tsp grated ginger 1/4 cup thinly sliced scallions 1/2 cup thinly sliced red peppers 1 Tbsp peanut butter 2 Tbsp low sodium soy sauce 2 cups cooked thin spaghetti noodles Directions: In a small saucepan, combine peanut butter, soy sauce, sesame oil, garlic, and ginger. Bring to a boil and reduce heat. Simmer for 3 to 5 minutes. Combine remaining ingredients in a bowl and pour hot peanut-sesame dressing over vegetable and pasta mixture. Can be eaten immediately or chilled and served cold. Ingredients: 1/2 cup chopped onion 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons olive oil, plus more for brushing on chimichangas 1/2 tablespoon chili powder 16 ounces salsa (choose your favorite) 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 2 1/2 cups cooked and shredded chicken 6 (10-inch) flour tortillas (if stiff, warm before filling) 1 cup
Jerry
Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Family
MY FRIEND LIZ IS IN NEED OF PRAYERS TONIGHT. SHE JUST ADMITTED HER 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER MARY INTO THE HOSPITAL WITH THE SAME SIGNS OF THE FINAL STAGES OF CYSTIC FIBROSIS THAT HER DAUGHTER ROCKY HAD IN APRIL. JUST PRAY THAT THIS LITTLE GIRL CAN STRUGGLE ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH THIS ALL AND WILL GO BACK HOME TO HER FAMILY WHERE SHE BELONGS. THIS IS MARY AND FOR THOSE THAT WISH TO LEAVE PRAYERS ON LIZS PAGE HERES HER LINK. Cleverly innocent NBSD@ fubar (repost of original by 'Archangel' on '2008-06-04 18:10:33')
Tounge Piercing
Internet
well problems with my current internet provider is causing me to swich. so for 2 weeks i will have no internet.sorry to all of u , but i chose getting a car over internet.an now i aint gona have eather .this realy peaves me off.don't miss me to much . well the internet company called the internet will be back on 7-2-08.that is the earliest someone can b here . the reason i am losing my internet is stupid.i had the money for the bill ,but decided to buy a auto so i could go places and that.well the auto that i got that i was told was good by a good friend is uninspectable .which means it cant b driven any where.so i got suckered so now i am gona pay the price 4 it and lose my phone, internet, and tv.but i am doing everything i know to at least get the phone and internet back on soon.so leave me a comment so i know i was missed while i am gone .thank you and sorry again.
Season,reason, Or Lifetime?
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a god send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an exper
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Do The Eyes Have It?
OMG! Guess what I went and did!!! I went and got in a comment contest...Plz stop by and leave me some comments and help me win this...Hey you know I would do it for you!!!! Contest will run 7 days beginning 06/07/08 at 12pm est.,& end on 06/14/08 Click on the Eyes Pic to be taken to My Contest pic...and comment away!!! Thank You in Advance!! OMG! Guess What? Guess What?....YaY....I Won!!! I woke up to a message from our awesome contest host Jude.... And the Winners are: First place: DJ Wild Second place: Vampchylde Third Place: Dr@gonMaster Congrats to all three and thank you to everyone who parti
Bored
Well, im new here. Im just lookin to meet new friends as I have a beautiful lady. Im a nerd, im funny, and love talkingto people. so hit me up
Ufc's Chuck Iceman Lidell Drunk Interview
Satan Jamming.
The Sex Survey
New Fu Owner
Introducing my new fu owner Demented187 OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY Go show him some mad luv ... F/R/A Him Rate his pics He dont have many ... Lets show him some fuluv ~~~Demented187 OF FIREY HEART & SOUL FAMILY.....Security~~~FU Owner Of 'MZ.BELLE'~~~ @ fubar
About Me
After working as a Nurse in a hospital setting now for a while..I am starting to see what sleep deprivation really is. below is a peice of a blog I wrot about a year and a half ago... if i only knew THEN! lol *ceated january of 07* well..i have BARELY got my foot in the water with this whole Practical Nursing diploma...and I already see visions of me in class drooling due to sleepiness, and feeling like a COMPLETE moron at times. even though i scred the equivalent of a 3.8 on every entrance exam and test i took to get into it, I still feel like I am about to get...SCHOOLED! so..for me, and anyone else in the student nursing program..here is a prayer, written by a very good friend of mine. THE STUDENT NURSES PRAYER Lord, I know we go through this everyday. But please give me the knowledge as to why I actually wanted to go to nursing school. And give me the strength to make it through Another 3hr lecture without falling asleep. Lord please give me the patience to make i
Southern Poet's Place
Sweet abandon, inhibitions nil Sensual attraction, bended will Anxious anticipation, revel in the awe Unsaid words, unwritten law Intoxicating scent, intense sense of touch Ravaging appetite, hunger for so much Given so little at a time, such a gentle tease gained hold, contained totally, unbridled ease Lady waits, man desires His heart races, wanting rises higher Knowing he has no control, bows to her will She sighs in fulfillment, her game, her thrill Drawn ever deeper into the passionate abyss Arched back, heat builds, sensual bliss In time they move, slowly building Fighting back the inevitable, yet it's unyielding Nature takes over, motions increase Wave crash, mountains move, Before the torrid storms cease Tender touch, aftermath sustained In lovers arms, gentle rest remains *Satin Sheets* Behold the sight Angel in light Fear escapes Focused straight Yearning desire Intimate fire Leather, Lace Tempered pace H
Anger...depression....
Do You ever get so angry that you dont know what the hell to do next. No matter how hard you try to make everything right it always ends up fucking up. No matter how hard you try to make people happy the only thing you do is hurt them. How about doing more than you can handle and pushing your self harder and harder till you just can't anymore and you dont know what the hell to do next. Because you can't stand being you you can't stand being what you've become? Have you ever sat there and tried to understand everything going on in your life and come up empty. Have you ever lived for so long wanting and hurting for something then things in your life start to change. You've busted your ass for so long and you think that the happy life you want will never happen then you start to get that "Happy Life?" And then everyone all the sudden cares about you and about what you do and everyone always counts on you and wants you to do this and that for them. They make you feel like shit but you stil
They Call Me Duh :-)
Love
What Love Means to Me... True love is being the best of friends---being able to say and share anything while still sensitive to the others feelings...True love is being the best of friends---being able to say and share anything while still sensitive to the others feelings... True love is knowing you'd rather be with this other person more than with anyone else,and you feel a sense of emptiness when the two of you are apart.It's when you always think of the future in terms of "we" instead of 'me."True love is treasuring the touch of the other person while feeling a sense of contentment and completeness as you emotionally and physically embrace.It is wanting to make the other person happy and fulfilled in every possible way while doing everything you can to prevent thier distress.True love is a commitment to working out the differences that will always come about when two people become one.It is knowing that life will bring pain and sorrow,but together you will support each
Auction
Starting bid is 100k Here is the link [ fubar.com photo: 3318866864 ] ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTS.. ITS HERE.. THE ONE.. THE ONLY SHORT BUS AUCTION.. CHECK OUT THESE HOTTIES THAT ARE IN IT SO FAR YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OWN ONE OF THEM SHORT BUS RIDERS #1 SHORT BUS RIDERS #2 THERE IS STILL TIME TO JOIN.. JUST EMAIL ME YOUR LINK TO THE PIC. YOU WANT TO USE AND WHAT YOU WANTING TO OFFER!!!! ENTRY DEADLINE IS THE 14TH OF JUN
Compelled........
When she checked her mail, she noticed the number of emails, mostly silly forwards and notes from friends. Just as she was done deleting the last of them, a new email popped up. She immediately recognized the email address ... her Master. He often sent her tasks and notes during the day. Grinning, anticipating, she opened the message. As the message came up on her screen she noticed it had just one picture. Just below the picture were two words in bold type: "Our slut." Then, in regular type, her Master had written "Just wanted to give you something to think about pet." Her heart started to pound and her mind raced as she stared at the image. He couldn't possibly mean what she was thinking. The image showed an attractive young girl on all fours being taken by both a man and a woman. The obviously Dominant female had the girl's pig tails wrapped around Her hands and was guiding the girl's mouth to Her own cunt while the Man fucked the girl from behind. As she tried to go about he
My First Comment Contest Plz Help!!
The Naughty Files
Thumbs press me open. Intimate eyes caress my secrets. Hot breath scorches my insides As you bow to drink my dew. Your growth teases my softness While your lips and lapping tongue Set my copious juices aflow. I squirm against your hungry mouth, Hands slide to seize my hips And your teeth nip on my aching clit. Oooh, the exquisite torture Of your rapacious mouth, Has me moaning helplessly, As I stretch my legs wider To take your thrusting fingers. They press that special place inside, Until Im floating in ecstasy. My body tightening, I pour all over you, Screaming out my love. Your lips take mine As I bathe in the aftermath Of your fiery touch. And I know its just begun Power between your thighs. I can tell myself lies. But, all I desire is you pounding into me. Body all aquiver. Your touch makes me shiver. But, make me wait. I've been such a bad girl. I should make you go slow. Do I want you to? No. Without your ardent passi
Help Me In My Contest!!!
Whispers In The Wind,will You Choose To Listen Or Leave....
ok.dont lie.be honest.when we take a dump,why is it we always pick up whatever is next to us,be it air freshener,or toilet cleaner and read the ingredients off it LMAO.I mean everyone does it now.nomatter how many times you take a shit you stll find yourself fascinated with the same ingredients.lol.now most of you are gona say NOOOOOO,naaaahh.yesssssssss you do it. don't live to just find love and at the end of it all wish you had loved to have lived.live your life....enjoy yourself.for unlike water,we only live once water lives forever. Makeup sex or unanticipated sex? :sex in the lavatory of a plane or in a confession booth of a century old cathedral? :in your office on your desk or on a porch swing? :make love fully naked or pull your panties to the side? :kiss with a piece of ice in the mouth or kiss soon after sipping hot tea? : On a soft rug in front of a fireplace or On a secluded island beach? : In the woods after it rains or In a public restroom? : On a train in the mi
Slut In Training
As instructed, I arrive at your door precisely on time, acutely aware of the dildo squeezed tight into my wet cunt. Without a word you open the door and gesture me inside, a knowing smile on your face. You immediately press me against the wall, pinning my arms over my head, staring into my eyes the entire time. While one hand secures my hands on the wall, your other reaches slowly under my skirt, pushing my legs apart. I feel your fingers lightly trace up my thigh and brush my closely trimmed pubic hair. You part my pussy lips, feeling for the presence of the dildo. "Good," you say, slowly rocking and twisting the pink toy. "Only a slut would go out in public with no panties and a dildo in her cunt. Only a slut would get so wet being so nasty. Are you a slut?" My nod only makes you laugh. "No you're not. You want to be, but you don't know how. You're tired of being such a good girl all the time, aren't you? You want me to teach you how to be a slut, don't you?" "Yes," I whisp
Friends Part 6
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."
Dirty Applacation
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Powerouttage
Hey everyone..we had a bad storm go through here and it knocked out the power. They say it could be out till tomorrow evening (Sunday) and I can log on by my phone but I can't do anything but private message back and forth. So you can text me (if you have it) or hit my MSN or Yahoo. Talk to you soon! *hugzNstuffz*
Just A Lil Something
love me for my mind, not my body, but play with my body,not my mind, seduce my mind,and you can have my body, find my soul and im yours forever.
How To Win A Bar Fight Via Murder...
Official E-book Of Kristin Roth-davis
I have been writing for over a century and I do have some published accomplishments as well. I wanted to see how promoting (some) of my poetry here would do. You have some options - click on the icon below and it will direct you immediately to one site that I use regularly. (wished I had my own website, but at this time I don't) If you find you enjoy my work, feel free to download my E-book. You'll find the E-book @ the top right hand of each page you click on with my name on it. It is safe and bug-free! There is an updated biography briefed included in the E-book as well. Hope you all enjoy! Have a pleasant reading, Kristin
Come Check Out These Sexy People In An Auction ,make A Bid=)
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- THIS ONE ENDS ON THE 9TH,COME AND BID NOW ON LYNNE=) ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠wℜ o Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~
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Auction Open,come Make A Bid
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- THIS ONE ENDS ON THE 9TH,COME AND BID NOW ON LYNNE=) ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠wℜ o Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~
Erotic Poetry - (most Of U Are Freaks On Here -- This Is Generally Mild)
You're having an ordinary day, doing ordinary things ... Together but seperate - you turn and he's right there you both lock eyes ... Instantly you're wet ... he's HARD just like that! youcan'tgetoutofyourclothesfastenough -- Godamn zipper's stuck! --Fuck it! Just rip it! Who cares after this point! it feels like f o r e v e r and you still have that one sock on but you don't have time -- youhavetotouchhimRIGHTthefuckNOW! His hands are in your hair -- deep kissing you hard! Your knees go weak as you feel creamy juices run down your inner thighs -- He's on you, piercing your body -- you arch your back as he thrusts Digging your nails down his back -- making him bleed, making him yours! He explodes, expanding -- you implode, constricting two souls meet face to face based on lust and spontaneous combustion -- Back to doing ordinary things, -- in the ordinary way -- with an extraordinary smile on your ordinary face...
Sestina Poetry -
Carnal Dreams Embraced in these carnal dreams, we indulge, instantly we become rather alert. So alive in this world of deep tantra, yet, we find ourselves wanting to believe. Creating a daring place to endure, temptations allow ourselves to embrace. Artistically we desire to embrace, feeling other spirits, tempts us to indulge. Through consistent times of tests we endure, arousing sensations brings forth alert. Silent orchestra hopes you will believe, the essence of time enhances tantra. Relinquish old times and accept tantra, when witnessed these dreams, you're bound to embrace. Stealth and forbearance makes all souls believe, lavishly living life known as tantra, Erotic impulses make one alert, cautionary, we often still indulge. Until lessons are learned we will endure, remembering the intricate tantra. Profoundly accepting a new alert, intimately longing to be embraced. We may trip and stumble as we indulge, maintaining a strong balance we beli
Wanna Own Me?
hey all! as many have seen, mrs. bubbles is havin a short bus auction..and im in it!! come bid on me and show the other contestants some lovin! and dont forget to show the all sexy hostess some love!!! click link to head to auction page! *muahz* The Shortbus Queen *aka Mrs. Bubbles*@ fubar
Comical Poetry --
This was entered in a contest on Allpoetry.com. Inspired by and prompted by a pic of a woman lying on her tummy on a huge mushroom. Beneath her to the side was a lil' man. Both characters were naked and his presence was sad while hers was gigantic, if you know what I mean. Many others went about entering this piece in the 'Alice in Wonderland' direction ... I chose a different route as you'll soon see. Hope you enjoyed this piece. It was fun to write! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* While lying on her memory foam padded bed, she couldn't resist the tempting thoughts in her head. At the turn of her head lied nude her dearest love, rolling her eyes she sighs and giving him a shove. The snoring was horrendously loud and scary, wide awake, she dreamt of a sweet romance fairy. Divine mental images tweaked her libido, she even wore an invincible tuxedo. This fairy wasn't at all what she had hoped for, he was scrawny, short and hoped for a lovely sco

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in fron
Down-rating
Just Thinking About Something!!!!! I have always wondered why people come to your Fu-Page, and then go to some of your Fu-Pictures and give you a rating of 1? Dont get me wrong. I know that all pictures are not worth 10's & 11's. But me, if I go to a persons page, I am not going to rate 1. It is just something that was on my mind. Just one of those Questions. Holla Holla!!!!!
Friends Link
To all my fubar friends. There is a nasty spyware program that I want to warn you about. If you are surfing the net to shop or pay your bills and you get a pop up (yes it gets past pop up blockers) about virus protection this is what you do: Hit alt/ctrl/delete on you keyboard. Use your task manager to close your browser and to make sure you have no other things that are downloading into your computer. This spyware if you let do its thing it will destroy your operating system!!!! 70 bling pack
Deep Shit! Lol - Poems
Looking up into the pale blue sky I find myself entertained by a canary yellow leaf laced in an amber flame, Singularly circulating fifteen feet higher than the tallest tree in my yard. As I watch, I intended it to come to me it drifted further away... Out loud 'Come to me, ' I whispered. and before my very eyes, it trickled in a circular motion slowly down to me, while I waited, I inhaled and smiled as it landed gracefully at my feet. I WaVeD continuing to smile the canary leaf waved back as it embraced me humbly. I remained quiet and still capturing this moment... as it rose from the sidewalk and floated back up, the wind caught it, leaving me blessed. C@pyrite KristinRD Still is the dawn this day, the wind is quiet. Words fail and tumble sadly from my fingertips when it should be you I touch so gently and with such passion. Your smooth worn strength and your clear blue power are alive
Deleting Non-real Friends
Ok as my "real" friends know I try to help all the time with either offering tags for them to get people to bomb their contests they are in, helping level and get my "real" friends to join in, or just by leaving a comment or something to cheer them up. So I am going thru my friends list and if you cant be a "real" friend your gone. I dont care about how many friends I have. I care about how many friends I have that are "real" So If your "Real" and want to stay let me know otherwise your gone! Hate to be like this but I aint into being popular by no means I am just myself:) Have a great day!
Dark Thriller Poems -
Exhaling cigarette smoke through darkened knuckles, Watching him hug his child on the forecourt below, Teeth grind with predetermined vigor, Spurred on by thoughts of a dead destiny, Worries of something that's missing, With no plans of finding it, Wishing all the lookers would go blind, Irritated that it's such a lovely day, Wondering what a smile would feel like, Blinking through the cool breeze, A portent of doom, Demons spewing tasteless venom, Cracked pipe dream releases foul vapors, False piety creating anxiety, Silent cell phone awaits a lover's call, Tension breeding stretch marks on the subconscious, Fingers tapping nervously on the wooden arm rest, Retching from the blows of each fleeting memory, Insanity beckons seductively. C@pyrite KristinRD Once upon a time not so long ago, they say there lived a haunted house up on a hill. One day an old man of ninety built this house of grey rock right on top of the town's c
Friends Part 5
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one
Spiritual/dark - Poems -
So many captivated by physical beauty, in total solitude, I reminisce ... no mirror needed, I see the beauty within, and I pray you do too, for I still believe in you. Seems everybody wants a lil' bit of my time, causing me to put you at the end of the line. For the first time I see the pain I've caused you I know the tears you've cried too. I've pushed and ran away too many times, blaming you for others heartless crimes. "Lord, give me the chance to prove to all, I'll make it up to both of you" ... On my knees - I fall ... Somewhere along the way, I draped myself with pride For all the times I've hurt you, I apologize. As I close my eyes tonight, what hurts the most is knowing it took me this long to even realize... "Lord, you showed me this love tonight, knowing I needed to find hope -- reassurance, that all will be alright. For all those I've hurt I ask you to mend their hearts and surroun
Shadow Levelers
I would like too introduce you too the Shadow Leveler.You will see them all lurking around Fubar seeking and searching who they can find too help level. Stop by and show them some love and if you are not a friend please fan, add, and rate they are friends everyone wants on there friends list. Founder of Shadow Levelers ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned by Gary@ fubar Co-Leaders of Shadow Levelers ♪łβαмαGг♪@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ And Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~@ fubar Let me introduce you to the Shadow Levelers Family $()TR-{Lori's Hubby}(DemonCrew Recruiter)[Slave 2 MzAttitude n Ashley]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar ~yeahmon~[Shadow Leveler]Please read profile and sign guestbook♥Heart's in Indiana♥@ fubar lauria♥Owned by Hopeless Romantic♥Owner of Gary and Hopeless ♥Shadow Leveler♥@ fubar ♪♫♥♥Teresa♪♫♥
My First Auction
My first auction; wanna own me??? Follow me: http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1375985&albumid=1047476&i=31145074#3849104510 Please show the host some mad love
Here Is The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen...
I Keep My Heart In A Locked Box
I've been in love before I was hurt worse than you'll ever be.. I've been alone & lonely Would you please stop looking at me I know what beauty is I know how to get everything I really need I'll never settle for less Would you please stop doing this to me! I've kissed enough men I've felt love so gentle & true I remember how beautiful the feeling... Why can't I stop looking at you? I hate the way you walk So cocky and so sure And I hate how you make me feel So very insecure... I don't fall for guys like you I can't even remember the color of your eyes I only know that they move me And when your not here that feeling dies It doesn't make any sense to me Everybody keeps telling me what you are... God I know it, I can see! But you are the one thing on my mind And I try so hard to forget you But when you reach for me, I know I will always let you
Vampire
Things Are Starting To Look Good For Me
Truth ?
Lets let the pictures talk. So lets see what the guy that busts out so called scripters has on his pc hmmmm. And the guy that goes after fake accounts endorses a stuffed animal apparently as a real account. Kinda funny but a slap in the face to the Admin on this site , the bouncer who approved this salute must have gotten amnesia on the rules for salutes. Notice the age of the owl and the date the owl joined this site. Do we all remember the guy that bust out fakes on this site, begging for people to donate fubux to this FAKE so that the FAKE could have the SPOTLIGHT? So is this FakeBuster actually using the same ip addy to help level up a FAKE ACCOUNT? OMG don't TELL ME SO!! *gasp* LOL To the real azzhat http://fubar.com/blog/221712/926721 So which was it ??? Or who was your friends before the happy hours? And who will it be next month ?
To Our Men And Women That Serve For Our Country
Happiness
Shredded wings, she softly sings, with a voice that corrupts the innocent. she wears a halo made of thorns, sits on a throne of broken bones. her skin is cold and pale as ice, lips the colour of tainted blood, hair black as her soul, eyes red as fire, and teeth sharp as razorblades. she feeds on your nightmares, whispers dark sin and demise in your ears. her touch burns into your heart, turning the happiness into dark thoughts. so don't go to sleep, don't close your eyes, for the angel of your nightmare awaits. so be fearful of the night Filled with a murderous passion, a destructive yet persuading spell. A poisonous taste to my lips, In which no antidote can repel. A forbidden pleasure turns to pain, bi-polar flashes consume me. Hell's fury paralyzing my blood flow, arctic cold piercing right through me. In this body a soul now broken, a heart sustaining a fading beat. Finally broken I fall to the ground, I once caressed with my feet. Poisoned from a deadly pleasur
The Start Of A New Beginning
Here is what has happened yesterday I had a nervous breakdown due to my girlfriend went to the ER and she was still mad at me... she is giving me an ultimatum... and that is wrong... I don't know how much more I can take she told me today after talking to her friend again she thinks we should just be friends... That is how my life is going... It sucks! well this is my last day on here for awhile maybe a month don't stop believing I will be back... trust me.... good luck to everyone... and best of wishes to all and to my crush... I will return.... I will miss everyone thank you all for your help... see you all later Robert well me and my girlfriend had a really bad fight last night and caused her to hang up on me this morning... and almost caused us to break up.. it was really bad... telling me that she doesn't really think that I care for her and want to be with her... and that she doesn't want to be with me really anymore... so I don't know what to do anymore... I really
Bid On My Cousin Bratt And Her Friends
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠wℜ o Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~
Come Check Out These Sexy People In An Auction ,make A Bid=)
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠wℜ o Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~
For My Friend Mr K
Danger Of Epic Proportions!
Ok ladies and phallus's, we had a situation last night. We've all been there, raiding the fridge, finding nothing, and then making a late night visit to the food market to feed our hunger. Upon exiting the market, something was going on. I watched as a cop runs into the parking lot, and we all know he's top of his force cause he's workin the parking lot of a food market, man must have medals gallore. Anywho, A wind picked up that nobody was expecting, so of course I did the only thing a good American would do in a random situation....I ran. women and children were screaming, as the crowd and myself faced one epic villain; shopping carts.... now now! just listen, carts flyin at 30 miles an hour will leave a boo boo on your ankle like no tomorrow people! But I survived damnit....I got in my van and I was swirving left an right avoiding my own demise. For there is one thing villain bon shopping cart didn't know. I have an edumacation! I went to the school of Chuck Norris! If it
"broken Heart"
"A Broken Heart" "There's nothing like a broken heart. Two pieces that fall apart. Each going its own way. Is this really the right way? Does it solve a single thing? Or is it a way of being? A broken heart, Is it really better together or apart?" Copyright 2006 Dale F. Barker
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Own Some Coffee
Story
Come Check Out Me And My Friends In An Auction ,make A Bid=)
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- STARTING THE 7/8TH OF JUNE BIDDING WILL GO FOR 2 WEEKS LAST DAY FOR BIDDING IS THE 21st OF JUNE ,,,,,,IF U GET WHAT U WANT BEFORE HAND U MAY TAKE THE OFFER AND RUN LOL=) ================ ================ ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠wℜ o Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~
Tumor
Be Yourself!!
So why is it that people have to use a different pic of a girl or a guy? whats up with that? its crazy, you should put up a pic of you and thats that! don't use someone else's pic!! if you can't be yourself online! how can you even be you! ?
Memorial Blogs
this week we lost a true great in rock & roll. bo diddley was the face of early rock and had a long lasting legacy in rock. he brought to the stage his home made square guitar and rock the world. it was said that bo knows rock. please take the time to listen to this vidio and see if you dont agree. bo put the rock in rock & roll. you will be missed bo. rip.
New
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something
I Will Be There
Frustrated
Ocs
Just wanted to let everyone know that I received orders for Army Officer Candidate School, and will be leaving for Fort Benning on the 15th of June. I'll be there at least 3 months, so you probably won't see me on here. So wish me luck, and I hope all of you have a great summer! Bye for now!
Miles Between Friends
I Can Not Take
Love And Friendship Quotes
A friend is someone who will walk the long way around when you don't want to hop the fence." A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out I can give, I can recieve, but I can not take
Up For Auction
I am up for Auction again...Come and place your bids to own me for one month, and show the host some love... Click the link below to place your bid...
Things I Wrote
Happiness is a choice I've always known it. I just haven't always cared enough to fight for the choices I make. So what inspired this change of heart, you might ask...well, I don't know. I woke up today, with all the reasons in the world to just bitch and moan, but I was somehow refreshed and full of life. It was quite surprising, even to a self-proclaimed eternal optimist. I woke up and made the decision. I decided to be happy. HAPPY! What a fucking joy it is to just up and decide I'm gonna have a good day. Whatever happens, I'm gonna shake it off, roll with the punches, take it in stride and fly by the seat of my pants. You have no idea how hard it is for me to let go and lose control, yet that's what I'm doing. Something, someone, someway, somehow, helped me conquer my fear enough to take a chance, take a risk, make a change and break away. (He knows who he is and I thank him everyday for being in my life.) Break away from my doubts. My insecurities. My reluctancy to start wit
Suz
lol busy place this be, takes some getting use to, to much to take in all at once, shall be fun learning this...
First Aucton
Intro
Welcome to the page of Shayne and Barbara! We live in a little town in north central West Virginia. We are a happily married couple that views life a little differently then most. As you learn more about us, you will understand why. I (Shayne) am retired military, and currently work as a shift manager in a bowling alley. I will be doing most of the blogging on our page for reasons which I will explain later. OK, let's get right to the heart of the matter, Barb nor I are seeking anything from anyone, we want to share knowledge, to help others, in the area of stroke survival and recovery. Barb last year at the young age of 44, had a stroke, it is undetermined at by the Doc's exactly what caused it, none the less, it happened. Barb is currently diagnosed as fully disabled, and is comfortable staying at home. In the past year, Barb and I have learned alot about strokes, and what they can do to a person, the family and their lifestyle. It is not all hopeless though. This
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D-day !!
It's yesterday But we don't care A lot of people died on French beaches a 6 June But we don't care They walked n ran during a few second before to die But we don't care They hurted by bullets n shells But we don't care They took again n again beaches to Germans But we don't care They released europe countries But we don't care They fought Nazis But we don't care Now we're free but what happened during 64 yo to forget this people n avoid to celebrate their memories ? Shame on us !!! But we don't care ..... maybe

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