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Want To Own Me
I’M UP FOR AUCTION PLZ COME BID ON ME MY OFFER 200 11s if vip still active pimp out bully saying my new owner owned by in name for a month top friend for month more if bid is high enough CLICK ON THE PIC

In God We Trust
A large group of Iraqi Soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a vioce call from behind a sand dune: " One United States Marine is better than ten Iragis. " The Iraqi commander quickly sends ten of this best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence. the vioce calls out: " One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis! " Furious, the iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The American Voice calls out again: " One United States Marine is better then one thousand Iraqis! " The enraged Iraqi commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, Rockets and Machine Guns rig out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Iraqi soldier crawls back over the dune and with his dying breath tells his comma

213 Things You Can't Do In The Army
Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn‘t allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn‘t been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz‘ not ‘Princess Anastasia‘. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. 1) Not allowed to watch Southpark when I‘m supposed to be working. 2) My proper military title is ‘Specialist Schwarz‘ not ‘Princess Anastasia‘. 3) Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4) Not allowed to challenge anyone‘s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 5) Not allowed to get silicone breast implants. 6) Not allowed to play ‘Pulp Fiction‘ with a suction-cup dart p

Leaving
Alright all you fu-boys and girls...i am so outta here! Yay going on vaca to see my mama....the whole damn family WOOT WOOT! You all have a happy and safe week! Love ya! Leave lots of love kk HeHeHe xoxoxoxo

First Glance
There is a moment when you first meet, The eyes connect on that two way street, Straight into the soul the look does lance, That special moment of Love First Glance. Your eyes meet from across the room, A single light in all the gloom, And you feel there deep in your heart, That this is the place where life will start. You have this feeling, not knowing her name, You pray to the heavens she feels the same, In that Glance your heart skips a beat, Thanking the Fates that let you two meet. Through the crowd you both draw near, To speak the words she longs to hear, You try to speak but your words do stumble, For in her presence you now are humble. The Glance now becomes a stare, Time stands still for you to share, The windows of your souls are now open, Finding you one, you both have hope in, With a blink the moment is past, The spark that's started now will last, Growing strong now into the flame, That nothing on earth ever will tame. DQA

Free Music
Hello everybody, are you interested in getting free music for your computer so that you can burn CD's for your car or for a party you are hosting, well this site is awesome, they are fast with the downloading and they have good quality music to choose from, ok well here is the link and if you like it I hope you have fun with it.

Truth
So I guess I've messed up But it's something that's common with me I've been dealing with shit, and the feelings I get Aren't helping me fake it, or shake it And I'm seeing that this is the next best thing To brutal honesty The sharp edges of something You'd only laugh about in the end So I guess I'm messed up But that's a cognitive wakeup call Just something to add to the top of it all And it's hard to be the bigger person When you're at the bottom, and you're feeling that small let's make a mole hole look ten feet tall You're boosting this up, and I'm wishing you luck While the dirt is beginning to fall But let's not trade excuses Sometimes I'll walk around the bigger picture To spot an intricate line, out of design And sometimes I'll talk about all your misuses Only to discover the cover is fine And I'll live a little reckless If it can fix the mess That I've helped find I guess I'm a little overwhelmed That everything I've believed came back on me An

Survey's
1. Where is your cell phone? ...................on desk 2. Your significant other?...................off shore 3. Your hair? ......................................is short 4. Your mother? ..................................love her 5. Your father?......................................miss him 6. Your favorite thing?.........................my family 7. Your dream last night?....................... nasty one 8. Your favorite alcoholic drink? ......................patron shot 9. Your dream/goal?...............................being happy 10. The room you're in?......................... my bedroom 11. Your ex?................................................huge asshole 12. Your fear?............................................someone dying 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?.................not here 14. Where were you last night?............... at home 15. What you're not?................................ skinny, tan 16.Muffins?...............

From The Outer Regions Of My Mind
In my time here I have made some friends, seen some beautiful people (both internally and externally), and have had an overall good time....I love fubar!!! (reposting this because it needed to be) if you reject them based solely on that, you are missing so much, not only in terms of your own personal character but also the possibility of meeting someone who can either make you happy or be a great friend. If you like women with big breasts, then this is a natural in most cases. While I love women as a whole in general, I am attracted more to women who have something on them. Weight (as well as race, etc, etc) should never be a factor in how you interact with them or feel about them. Everyone (for the most part with exception) has a heart, a soul, a spirit that needs to be nurtured and appreciated and excluding a whole bunch of people because of weight issues is completely and utterly ludicrous and needs to be ceased. So next time you see anyone, show them some love and not some ridic

Auction In Lost Soul's Lounge
Come in and meet the Four Lost Soul's Of Lost soul's lounge. DJ TattMaster DJ SoulStone Redeviltease Jaws Also up for auction now is: DJ Midnight DJ great Destroyer Emily DJ MIDNIGHT AND DJ TATTMASTER WILL BE TAKE ON BATTLE OF THE DJ'S , LIVE ON AIR...SHOULD BE VERY INTERESTING. BOTH WILL BE ON AIR THURSDAY NIGHT IN A BATTLE. SO DONT MISS OUT, IF U KNOW DJ MIDNIGHT THAN U ALREADY KNOW THIS IS AN AUCTION U DONT WANT TO MISS! Auction is on Thursday June 26th @ 10:30 pm DJ live on air will be The one and only DJ Midnight and yes i did say LIVE on air. If you would like to be apart of the Auction please contact "me" DJ Soulstone, so that we can get you added to the Lost Soul's Bulletin. During the Auction we will also be giving away 50k fubux and 100k fubux and a bling pac. Don't miss out on this auction, it's gonna RAWK!!

Me
Please help me with my giveaway! I need 20,000 comments for a 70 bling pack Only 384k to go! This Lovely Lady has a goal .... ..To level before her surgery on the 15th. SxyCaliGirl68~Proudly owned by Tappinit~Shadow Levelers~Owned by XciteMe~@ fubar How hard can it be? Rate her pix, Bling her etc... We can have it DONE by Monday! Hit her hard... ....and hit her often! Lovingly Pimped by Tappinit : Tappinit~@ fubar

Kiss
As I sit here, I ponder why I put up with ignorance and jealousy with certain so called friends. I have come across people who are so unsure of themselves that they get jealous over the fact that I love music---especially KISS. They get jealous when I mention that I think a certain singer or actor or anyone for that matter, is hot. This is stupid. I'm tired of people laying guilt trips on me and trying to bring me down to their level. It's not right. Be happy for me that I find a release in something. It's not my fault you can't. Some people also get jealous when I go do something with my family. Um my family was here first. They COME FIRST. If you don't like it, then I suggest you leave me alone. I don't have much family left, so I cling to what I have. Some people are so stupid, they are jealous of my pets for god's sake!!! This pisses me off. And still, some are down on me for gaining knowledge of my native history and background. Don't like it? Go F@*k ur

Drew Aka Archangel Contest!
Here we have a shadow leveler (who has helped TONS of people reach their own goals) and he is asking for help from his friends to reach his so lets say EVERYBODY pitch in and help the dude out! If anyone deserves a hand I think its Archangel! You will find the link to the pic below leave as many comments as you possibly can!!! The most comments win!!! Thx in advance yal are AWESOME!!! [ fubar.com photo: 2165964288 ]

Past Couple Of Weeks...
this has really been a rough last couple of weeks for my dad..and our family....hes been in the hospital for the last 2 weeks..with terrible infection...his whole body was full of infection...he had phnemonia...his blood pressure keeps bottoming out...his heart stopped...but its going again...we've been called to the hospital twice..saying he wont make it thru the nite...and just when we thought it was getting better and he was going to evansville to a rehab/theropy place to make him all better...he got another setback today..where his neck, throat, tongue is all swollen and blocking his breathing..he had to get a tube inserted again...to keep him breathing..i just got told hes gotta be airlifted to indianapolis...which is now farther away....(about 3 hours)...if its not one thing ..its another...pleaze keep us in ur prayers...thanx for reading..just had to get it off my chest...love u all my friends....

Me Up For Bid
This is my friend 2much he is in an auction. PLZ bid on him. He is from the Shadow Leveler and he constantly showing love to other people. So why not show him some love by bidding on him. CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW THE PICTURE AND START BIDDING Click here to start bidding (repost of original by '۞§hay'sWorld۞' on '2008-06-20 10:45:20')

Newsflash!!! ...2!!!
*Blows the cobwebs off the desk*.... well.... it has been a long time coming but I'm back... fer now NEWSFLASH 8:38 PM: I be dyin muh hairz! NEWSFLASH 8:59 PM: I be buyin da wrong dyez! Good afternoon faithful readers!!!...and hello to all the rest of you fools. We are currently working on some form of news ticker to put up whereever you like. As of yet, no luck. NEWSFLASH 8:25 PM: s'wet out there (O.O) NEWSFLASH 9:41 PM: because seem to get more readers when I post a new post on a blog, starting tomorrow, NEWSFLASHes will be posted on a new blog every day (still may change my mind on this) and a new post for each update (will happen) NEWSFLASH 10:07 PM: FFS! call the Orkin man! Ihe roaches have aquired semiautos! Back by unpopular demand... NEWSFLASH!!! Yes its been a while I know, but I have recently gotten a new staff of ferrets and we are ready to go at it again. Our HQ is now located in Hellbillys Hideout, with offices in Snake Eyes Radio. If your

Worst Tattoos Ever Vol. 1
I've always been a advocate of people getting really unique, innovative tattoos. I, myself, make sure that everything I get isn't anything that anyone else has. That's one of the reasons why I design all my own stuff. What you are about to see are tattoos that are indeed, very unique. But it's not because they had someone from Miami Ink or Hart and Huntington or even Kat Von D work their amazing magic on them. It's because they're subhuman fucking morons who have either given up on life or are just too fucking ignorant to even know they have a hideously disfigured their bodies with a living, breathing joke. Let's have a look. I can't really rank these, but I'll try and save the best for last.Well, I guess if you're trying to distract people from your vile back fat, you might as well cover it in Star Wars characters, right? The force is strong with this one...Just in case this man ever needs surgery on his clavicle, the doctor won't need to waste any time going through his old medical b

Me
I'm basically creating this blog to explain whats going on in my life. I live in Indiana and am moving to Arizona soon. I'm sorry to all my friends & family for not leaving comments or staying in touch lately but I'm just so over whelmed with the move & getting things ready to go. Selling the house I live in, getting it ready to list & looking for a home in AZ is taking all of my time. I don't want any of you to think I've just forgotten about you or that I'm ignoring you, those of you that know me know that my friends are very important to me and I love you all. I will be leaving Indiana here with in the next few weeks to fly out to AZ & look for a home there and I'm not sure how often I'll be online but just know that your all important to me and as soon as I can get a free minute I will leave love & be able to chat more often. I'm posting this because so many people have sent me messages asking what happened, so...for those of you that give two shits this is what dumbass Rubbersl

Spells
Make sure it is night when you do this spell. Also, light one orange and one pink candle. Close your eyes. (You Must Have complete focus and be concentrating on the spell, ONLY.) Fill your mind with the color your eyes are. Picture that for about five minutes. Then picture the color you want. Chant... '' Become of me,'' three times. Repeat this hole process two times and you will see changes through the day. This is a spell to stop rain from coming to a town right before it falls. When it starts getting dark, chant this with lots of feeling: "Gods of power, Gods of might, I bid you now, stop this plight, Stop the rain, we need no more, Let it fall, nevermore." Put allot of feeling in stopping rain from falling from the clouds and it will not fall, it will simply move to a area away from where you are and then fall. What you need is a picture or an item that may represent what you have lost; 7 green candles and a gold or silver colored incense at a noon hour

Drama
Today: My neighbor called me and asked me "Where is your mom?" and I told her "She's not here." and she asked me to get a hold of her and tell her to go to her house because it was an emergency. So I told my mom what my neighbor asked me to, but she had no way to get there so my step dad went down there. Right before he pulled out of the driveway the ambulance passed our house. I called my mom and told her that I heard sirens and then they passed. She told me to hold on because the neighbors was beeping in on the other line and when she came back she told me that our neighbors, neighbor(the house beside them) the guy that lived there, his wife left him and he set his house on fire and he had a gun and was threatening to shoot anyone that came near him. My dad left before he knew anything, so I walked outside to see if I could hear anything. I was on the phone with my mom the whole time and I heard a gun shot and started crying. At first we thought he was shooting the neighborho

Support R Troops
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel

The Movies
They are shooting a film in my hometown with Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames. It is due to come out in 2009. You could hear the helicopters and see them with their cameras for overhead shots as Bruce rode his motorcycle. He was also shopping for a robot on one of the city streets. Makes me wonder what the city will look like when the movie comes out.

Falling Star
I made a wish upon a falling star. My wish was to find a love so true. One day passed and then another til the day we said hello. Time passed and friendship grew til the moment came that I knew. You are the wish I made, now come true. From then on words have meaning. Life is bright and love is now ours. I gave to you the one thing I swore to protect knowing that you would protect it too. We share our life, we share a home, looking forward to all the things we dream and share. So when I see a star I remember the wish I made that has come true because I see it everyday in you! I love you each and every moment we spend together and look forward to watching us grow.

Guidoverload
At this point, it's almost cliche to still be making fun of guidos...but it's not our fault. These fucking wastes of life won't go away. Seemingly totally oblivious to how absolutely ridiculous they appear to any normal human being, they continue to pollute your favorite bars, shopping malls and gyms with their unwanted presence.Although this really isn't a blog, I felt the need to share the following horrific images with all of you so we can marvel at these walking, breathing, orange-skinned cartoon characters and all have a nice hearty laugh. Once again, if there is anyone on my friends list who finds any of these "men" attractive, please delete me from your friends because you make me physically ill. Let's begin...Here is the star of today's show. A guido I came across on a message board elsewhere on the net. His face seems to be frozen in the same expression in almost every picture. Is it the steroids? Has the hair wax made it's way into his blood stream through his skin somehow a

Tattoo Survey
Tattoo Survey 1.Have you ever cried during a tattoo? No. 2.When did you get your first tattoo? 1992 - for my 28th birthday 3.What was your first tattoo? Metallic ankh with roses 4. Which tattoo is closest to your heart? All of them are special but I love my Kwan Yin sleeve the best 5.Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? I used to. 6 Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? Not any more. My sleeve is the result of a cover of a tattoo that I let a former friend who fancied herself a tattoo artist do. (Scary thing is that she is currently working as a professional tattoo artist!) She scarred me so sometimes the original tattoo rises and you can see it through the robes of the Kwan Yin on the inside of my arm. 7.Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? Yes 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? The lotus petals on my wrist were really special. 9. How many tattoos do you have? I think I'm past counting sing

Duct Tape Or Red Tape??
So here I am.. a dumb hammer-swinging construction-type dude.... and now, suddenly, I need to deal with TWO different governments, immigration laws, etc. If I want to be with this beautiful Aussie Angel, I am left with two options {hence the title of this blog!!}: A> Pay someone to duct tape her, throw her into a steamer trunk, and bring her to me in the States! or B> Wade through the red tape, and go spend some time in Oz, the LEGAL way!! ~NEVER been good at paperwork, or phone calls, or stuff like that. _HERE'S the rough part: I made a bad choice or two in my younger years, and this has created a load of baggage that is, seemingly, too much to travel with!! _HERE'S where yall come in: I KNOW that out there in Fuland there has got to be a person or two that has dealt with this, works in this field, or that is just a hell of alot smarter than I!!! I(we) could really use some advice, some direction, some tips from experience, that would help us in our venture. I am NOT

Rest Of Mine
There's no guarantee that we'll see tomorrow Heaven only knows how long we have So there's no way I'll ever for one second let you wonder Just how long my love for you will last Til my last breath Til I'm called on high Til the angels come and I see the light To the very end Til I give in To the last beat of my heart No, I can't swear that I'll be here For the rest of your life But I swear I'll love you... For The Rest of Mine.

Blank Page
When you are faced with a blank page what is that your inner desire draws you to do? Does the blankness call to you? Do you see charcoal to paper or do the colors of the rainbow speak out their names? How does the stark plainess beg to you to bring it to life? If the blank page before you was yours to do with as you will would you embrace that moment or shy away. Embeded within us is a need, does that need inside of you speak out and beg to be set free? Would you set that need free on a blank page? I find that in this world of no guarantees it is that blank page that sets me free. From 8 to 5 Monday through Friday I am confined to a small room sitting at a plain desk in an uncomforatable chair. At night I become mom and student. This leaves little time for me so the blank page is my zone to be free, to be me. Pen to paper, ink to bleed, colors to brighten a moment in time, these are things that a blank page mean to me. Sometimes the colors and words are set in darkness but still

Standing On The Edge
~~Just a little note: I orginally wrote this on June 11.~~ It is a constant battle, one I thought would cease to exist at some point Within my heart the light shines bright Filled with love and smiles, laughter and life But it is my soul that continues to be flooded Starting in the light, being dragged into the dark Standing at the edge Looking down in the depths of emptiness I see nothing and feel only the bitter cold of loneliness My arms hang at my side and my chin lays on my chest On my back I feel the warmth of the light but before me pulls the cold of the dark I hear only the squeaking sound of my own brain churning My hands icy cold, feeling lost, alone, and a disappointment to so many, especially to me I have no desire to go over the edge, but the depths of the abyss will not leave me be My hands become warm and wet A liquid flows down my hands, thick and warm No where else does it exist as if it starts right there only to flow

Thank You =]
I just wanted to take the time and tell all my wonderful friends thank you for all the birthday love I received yesterday. It made my day to know so many care. I adore each and every one of you. Thank You again =]

Auction
Ponyboy's FuBuck only Auction Will Be Starting july 7th at noon EST. And Finishing On july 12th at midnite EST. Starting bid: 50k fubucks What you will need: The pic link of the pic you want used and what they you are offering the winner.No NSFW pics though. Rules: NO DRAMA NO BASHING OTHER CONTESTANTS NO NSFW COMMENTS Auction Will start when i have 20 people, 10 male and 10 female. Contestants/winners will be notified of the results at the end of the auction. PONYBOY0827 If You Would Like To Enter Please Click My Pic And Send Me A Private Message

Tagged
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Table 2. Your significant other? Work 3. Your hair? Brown 4. Your mother? Lin 5. Your father? Ken 6. Your favorite thing? Taz 7. Your dream last night? None 8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? Health 10. The room you're in? Living Room 11. Music? Various 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Abroad 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. What you're not? Rich 16. Muffins? Cherry 17. One of your wish list items? Happiness 18. Where you grew up? Leicester 19. The last thing you did? Facebook 20. What are you wearing? T Shirt 21. TV? Yes 22. Your pets? Taz 23. Your computer? Customised 24. Your life? Quiet 25. Your mood? Ill 26. Miss

Fubar
Instructions......(I was tagged by Pedro) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I still own a PJ sparkles doll 2. I can't stand things that don't have legs. Espicall worms. If you cut a worm in half in grows another head, and you can keep doing that over and over. WTF??? That is just not right! 3. I've thrown dishes away just cause I didn't feel like cleaning them. 4. I have OCD and clean my house in a certain order, and I have to finish everything I start by myself or else i'll end up doing it over. Including my poems. If someone gives me an idea the poem becomes garbage. 5. I have broken the same toe 3 times. 6. I secretly like 80's music! 7. I am the only person I know wh

Dreams
I need a dream reader to tell me what my dream meant. I have had some strange dreams in my life..but this one was a horrifying dream. I dreamed that I was in my garden digging up my carrots..and as I looked down in the hole I was digging.. i seen a eyeball. I remember screaming in my dream..I actually wonder if I screamed for real..it was that bad of a dream. Anyways..if someone could explain to me why I would dream such a thing.. I would love to know. Usually my dreams are twisted with real life facts..but I don't know where the dead body fits in. There has been no deaths in my family. Anyways.. other than that, Just wanted to wish everyone a great weekend!

Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. ' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. 'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!! The woman chose to ignore her husbands comments Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 'What's wrong?' he asks. She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

This Might Piss Women Off But Men Will Like It.
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. Before you read this, you ladies should know, this was written by a woman......... 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your or

Rope N Ridin' Rodeo
Saddle up for the... Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Rope n Ridin Rodeo in your friend request!) and then send UnknownCowboy and aGEM4life a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! You will then be added to the list of riders. **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Rope n Ridin' Rodeo already R/F you".** We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. 'UnknownCowboy'Founder 'aGEM4life'Co Founder & Sidekick 'HersheyK' 'Keith' 'AngelGurl' 'Outlaw loader' 'Twisted Whispers' 'Vitamin de'

Show These Ppl Some Love
HEY YALL LETS LEVEL THESE THREE FUS THEY WILL RETURN THE LOVE FIRST WE HAVE ME IM TRYING TO GODFATHER Smokie Owner Of Glatic Galaxy/RL BF To Lil C/Co Owner@Hillbilly Lounge/Manager@Club Temptation/Member Of Rating Revolution And 25 To Life/Head Enforcer@NCF1,697,768 THEN WE HAVE MY BABY LIL C SHES TRYING TO GET TO FU GEE ~*Lil*C*~RL GF To Smokie/Co-Owner of Glatic Galaxy!!!33,307 THEN WE HAVE MY FRIEND BEAUTIFUL DISASTER SHES TRYING TO GET TO FUBERLORD »-(¯`v´¯)-»Béªütifùl Ðí$ª$tër™~Ñøtørîøüs P.Ø.P Mílìtiª~»-(¯`v´¯)-»233,080 THEN WE HAVE MY COUSIN BANDIT HES TRYING TO GET TO ASSASSIN Bandit Enforcer@Hillbilly Lounge/Enforcer@Glatic Galaxy/Member Of Redneck Leveling Crew43,266

Events/holidays/etc
The Sun moves into Cancer on the evening of June 20, ushering in summer in the northern hemisphere and winter in the southern hemisphere. At the time of the solstice, the Sun's rays are directly over the Tropic of Cancer, which is at latitude 23.5 degree north and passes through Mexico, Africa and India. For those of us who live in the northern hemisphere, it will mark the longest day and the shortest night of the year. In the southern hemisphere the opposite will be happening, with the shortest day and the longest night of the year. This is also the time of year when the Sun moves from the air sign, Gemini, to the water sign, Cancer. In astrology, Cancer is represented by the crab, who carries its home everywhere, and is focused on home and family. Not so coincidentally, summer is packed with family activities, picnics, reunions, kids returning home as schools let out for the summer -- fitting pursuits for a sign known for its focus on family, hearth and home. Midsummer has hist

Cut
Everyone had begun the celebration of all things srping. The snow was melting,St.Patrick's day,tupils peeking thru and other things Then it happened! I felt you quicken and it took my breath away. Fear was mixed with joy,my inner core calm. My primal mind said women do this everydat. Once at the hospital, endless hours of walking the halls began. It was there I came upon two old friends. One was a doctor,the other a plumber with only hours to live. This is how it is they said,one life leaves,another comes in. Yet,something was wrong.I couldn't belive them and buy in. You'd arrive very soon but my heart said'Not for long'. Who could I tell? Who would belive? Doctors,nurses,family all said 'There there dear' and patted my head. Baby mine,beautiful and perfect. For three days I fought them like I was insane. All I wanted was truth.Perfect was not perfect but they played their game Born with the wisdom of the angels and the ages in your eyes You would gaze into my eyes and

My Rants N' Raves... Getting Inside My Head
i write this blog very pissed off i write it out of anger n' frustration but i also write it out of standing up 4 my brothers n' sisters in uniform. i was just talking with a jerk off who doesn't support r troops or their cause as to which they lose their lives.i warn u i have pics. included in this blog if ur on of those ppl that can't handle this i'm sry but it needs 2 be said n' shown for the record that they do n' give so much for ur freedom as an American... they put themselves in danger in unknown places n' unknown 2 them territories... u go to work n' come home for them were they lay their head when they can sleep is home... they put their life on the line everyday they work... somedays tho they don't make it 2 the next day... they watch as the carnage of war wounds n' kills their best friends that have even become like family 2 them...

Y Me??
WHY R MEN ALL THE FUCKIN SAME, THEY BE TELLIN ONE PERSON ONE THING WHILE LAYIN NEXT TO ANOTHER...IM TIRED OF THESE PLAYERS UP IN THIS GAME THAT IM SUPPOSED TO CALL LIFE...WHAT IS LIFE W.O LOVE, IF I CANT FIND LOVE AT ALL...EVERYTIME I MET SOMEONE NEW ITS LIKE I GOTTA FIND OUT SOME SHIT THAT THEY TRYIN TO BE SOMEONE THAT THEY TELL ME THEY NOT. I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF LIFE. WHY DO I HAVE TO FALL FOR ALL THE WRONG GUYS, WHEN IN MY HEART THEY ARE THE RIGHT GUY, WHY CANT ANYONE EVER BE TRUTHFUL...U SAY THAT U ARE, WELL HOW COME UR ACTIONS DONT MATCH UP TO UR WORD...THIS IS WHY I DONT TRUST IS CAUSE PEOPLE LIKE THIS BE TRYING TO CAPTURE A WOMENS HEART, BUT YET AT THE SAME TIME SETTING THAT PERSON UP TO FALL...IS THIS WHY U SAID DONT GET ATTACHED?? WHY CANT I EVER JUST OPEN MY EYES AND FIND HAPPINESS, Y IS IT ME THAT GIVES MY HEART OUT TO SOON, AND ALL I GET IN RETURN IS A FAILED HEART. NO WONDER MY HEART IS BLAKK, I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED, JUST LIKE U DO..WHY DO U HAVE TO PLAY THESE

Forever Friend
Well I guess I should tell you all why I am even writing here before telling you what the hell actually happened but I feel so sad. I am going to write this because, I feel it might help me get through, one of the most saddest times I must now have to remember. well now on to my story I have this best friend him and I met in middle school in fact as luck would have it we met while I was playing football he mostly plays basketball but I suppose back then he wanted a change of pace. So he ended up on my team I think we even won that day too so... anyway we ended up going through middle school and high school and even some college too although, eventually he had a child and I encouraged him to join the Navy which really he excelled at very much he loved his son and loved the Navy all the same of course some two years later I myself decided to give the Navy a try and as I learned from my best friend on what to do while being so new to the Navy he helped me a lot but anyway I just came bac

In Love
i been seeing someone on here and i want her to kno i love her with everything i have and want her to kno i wont hurt her... ill be her everything do anything in this world for her her name is beilal69 is her name on here my soon to be my fu wifey and real life gf and want her to kno im her babbybooookinss for life

Nsfw Pics
Now I want to start off by saying that this whole nsfw category has gotten blown way out of proportion by the bouncers. I have seen them mark kitten pics nsfw and threaten to delete a user's account just because the word pussy was on there somewhere. That being said I did, however, want address some of you gals posting true nsfw pics. While I am dearly grateful for all the countless "entertaining" artistic expressions one can browse on here, what the hell is this hypocritical B.S. where you post nudes in you folders but tell guys not to flirt in your "about me" section? I mean come on, talk about mixed signals! While I admire a gal who has the balls to post a pic of a glass dildo up her hooha to the entire web, one has to ask the question, where the hell did morality and etiquette come into play? You basically issue an all-call to the pervs, (my peeps btw), and all the other horny little typists out there wishing their monitors had a built-in scratch and sniff! While I am on the

Weekly Auction Recap
FIRST OFF, AGAIN THAMKS TO ALL WHO HAVE PARTICIPATED IN OUR WEEKLY AUCTIONS. TUESDAY WENT WELL, BUT I HEAR THURSDAY WASN'T SO GREAT. I WAS OUT OF TOWN AND AM SORRY FOR THAT. I WILL IN THE FUTURE MAKE SURE ALL IS PLACED IN GOOD HANDS IF I AM NOT ABLE TO MAKE IT. SECONDLY, WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE NOW HAVE A SISTER LOUNGE, THE ASYLUM, RAN BY JAIME DAWN. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE CLICK THE BANNER ABOVE THE CHAT BOX IN THE LOUNGE AND CHECK HERS OUT. OR HEREIS THE LINK TO HER LOUNGE http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=59415 HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK FOR THE AUCTIONS OVER ALL FOR THIS WEEK WE HAD A DECENT TURN OUT. I WOULD LIKE TO STRESS A FEW POINTS THOUGH. 1. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL WEEKLY AUCTION WE NEED ALL MEMBERS INVOLVED IN THESE AUCTIONS TO SPREAD THE WORD. THE MORE PEOPLE THAT COME THE MORE FUN IT WILL BE. 2. LETS MAKE SURE TO GET INTO THE LOUNGE EARLY. HIS WEEK WE STARTED BOTH AUCTIONS LATE. IF YOU WANT TO BE AUCTIONED OFF, PLEASE LET ME KNOW

Auction
Wanna own me? Think you can handle it? Doubtful but if you think you wanna try...im in an auction again. On August 28th at 8 eastern time...i go up on the auction block in Club Insomniac.. Should come join the fun, listen to great music, meet the best people on Fubar, and try to own me...yes I said try... See ya there....love to my friends, fans, and FAMILY!!!!!!!! Theres a new place on Fubar for all the lost soul's to go...Lost Soul's Lounge. Its co-owned by Dj Soulstone and Dj Tattmaster. On Thursday, June 26th, we are having a party in the lounge. Four of the top staff members are being auctioned off...and I am one of them. Come bid on me and help keep Dj Tattmaster from owning me for two weeks. Also, someone will win 50,000 fubux that night...want them? Come in the lounge that night and find out how.... XOXO to all my fans, family, and friends here on Fubar.....

You Need Fu Bucks
Do you need Fu Bucks?? I have them will trade 100 comments for 10,000 Fu Bucks i am in a contest and need all the help i can get ... If You Every Wanted One of the Best People On Your List You Need To Meet Jami So Go Show Her Some Luv and Help Her Win This ConTest

Wow
feel free to click the pic bids go up offers go up as well those who know me im not cheap when giving CLCIK THE PIC TO BID YOU WONT REGRET YOU DID take a peek click away you wont regret it i swear !!!!!!!!! you know you wanna and i want you to lol wink he missed a few things lol a busy as he is no worries your name in mine for the month your midget on my page ill answer to your every request bids go to cash thers no end to my owner just ask lol???

My First Blog
Well wat to talk about for my first blog. for one it was long overdue cuz i only have about a month and a half left to write or do anything on the net. well i finally got to level 10 which took a long time so tonight i should have my first salute up. yay for me lol. ive made a lot of new friends on here in the last month and appriciate everyone fanning adding and rating me this last month. also wanna say thanks to lounge ck2 cuz the lounge is just the shit and i like to spend my time there. well anywho if ur reading this bunch of rambling jibberish then thank you and hope to hear from you soon.

What Im Lookin For
I DON'T GET ATTACHED....I don't want a relationship unless you can prove to me that not all men are the same. No your words dont mean shit to me. No I can't trust you. No I don't beleive you. Promises are nothing but spoken words to me. I know I'm not your one and only so don't say so. No I'm not the world. No my beauty doesn't make your day. No my laughter isn't music. No I'm not a rebound so I'm not going to sit here and wait till you're ready. And no I wont wait on your call. No you can't see the world in my eyes. No my smile isn't magic. No I'm not too good to be true....none the less your wishes can come true. I am a princess....but not yours. I don't need your money. I'm not different...trust me. Really I'm not looking for a fairytale. I don't wish to be your everything but I do want to be major. I don't need you to be thinking of me every second of the day. Make me beleive we can forget about the world by holding my hand. Tell me I'm beautiful, but only if you mean it. Mis

Mr_chainsaw
Women complain so much about their not being any nice guys out there? It's not like they don't exist. Nice guys are everywhere. They just aren't the kind of guys that most women care for. Most women want the "bad boy" right? The guy whose gonna treat them horribly and put them down to no end. The guy who goes out with his friends, gets drunk, and fucks some random chick behind their back. Of course, these women tends to forgive the asshole and then wonder why her friends think she's stupid for staying with him. I might be way off here, but I'm only speaking from experience. Most of the girls I've dated would rather I party and get drunk as fuck every weekend. Apparently thats what people my age do. I thought it was a good thing these days..you know, being responsible and having some sort of common sense. I swear, I wonder sometimes whether being a dickhead is the way to go. I wouldn't be able to go that route though. I was raised a little better than that. I guess I'll ju

Therapy Notes
I'm trying to figure out what it was I clung to all those years... what kept me going deeper and deeper into the emotional sink hole of our relationship? I thought you were what I was going to lose if "I" failed at our marriage! I'm SO sickened by how blind and ignorant I was all of those years... all of those moments I spent in the agony of my own personal hell, crying, hurting; for your foolishness! I didn't lose you because I never knew you... I lost me...I gave up my entire identity to conceed to you and your bullshit ways which I was SO brainwashed by you to believe were better than everyone else... especially my ignorant, backwards, never fucking good enough for your standards family and friends! I can almost taste the vomit in my mouth as I choke on the disgust and shame I feel for treating everyone that loved and cared about me like they were lower than me... lower than us, for all those years! Fuck you for making me want to "be better" than what I came from! What and who I cam

Death Of My Grandfather
My grandfather passed away tonight at 11:45pm georgia time. he has been sick for quite sometime now. Mama has been in Kentucky for a week and a half with him in the hospital. she came home tonight after he was relesed then he couldnt breath and went back and when mama got home at 10:30 she got a phone call saying he had to be put on a machine to breath. they put the ventalator in and he died. so shes going back tomarrow in the morning, He didnt want her to leave and now she feels bad. She thinks its her fault. She feels like if she stayed he wouldnt have died or at least she could have been there when he did. Thanks for listening, He will be in a better place now hes in gods hands.

Tag
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? dresser 2. Your significant other? gone 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? heaven 6. Your favorite thing? hugs 7. Your dream last night? sex 8. Your favorite drink? tea 9. Your dream/goal? love 10. The room you're in? bed 11. Music? jazz 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? loved 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? content 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? pool 18. Where you grew up? Louisiana 19. The last thing you did? type 20. What are you wearing? pj's 21. TV? no 22. Your pets? missy 23. Your computer? slow 2

I'm A Pig
Hi I'm a pig. My wife just found my third account on here and at adult friend finder.com. I have only been married a little over a year and have a 2 1/2 month old baby girl. I chased my wife for 15 years before she would be with me and become my wife. Now I'm breaking her her heart and riping our marriage apart. Over what? A sneak peak at ghetto ass. I clam to love my wife very much and I would never leave her. I also tell her she is everything to me. And I don't want anyone else. I think I'm in deep shit and I may be getting a divorce and she may be moving back to her home state(VA)365 mile away and taking our little girl with her and I won't see her because my wife is taking screen shots of all my account to use in court. cheating bastard

Application
*PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING ACCEPTED IT IS ONLY SO WE CAN KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT YOU* WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A PLAYMATE/PIMP? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM OUR FAMILY? WHAT WILL YOU BRING TO OUR FAMILY? HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND ON FUBAR? WHAT SKILLS DO YOU HAVE CONCERNING GRAPHICS, PIC MAKING, ETC.? (NOT A REQUIREMENT) HAVE YOU READ THE BLOGS? ARE YOU WILLING TO GET ON CAM IN THE LOUNGE? HOW MANY HOURS COULD YOU DEDICATE TO OUR LOUNGE IN A WEEK? IF YOU HAD AN ISSUE WITH ONE OF THE OTHER PLAYMATES/PIMPS HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE IT TO GET IT RESOLVED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES REPRESENT? DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE KNOWN AS? (YOUR PU$$YCAT/PIMP NAME) *Please copy the application, answer all questions & paste it in a private message to the home page*

Tag You're It!
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? purse 2. Your significant other? blah 3. Your hair? multi 4. Your mother? cool 5. Your father? passed 6. Your favorite thing? son's 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? Diet Dr Pepper 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? Alternative 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy 14. Where were you last night? numb 15. What you're not? hungry 16. Muffins? blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? pipe 18. Where you grew up? Alaska 19. The last thing you did? smile 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? cartoons 22.

For Other People !!!
Fu-Weading Time! Well People it's the time for this to Love Birds take the big Step!!! Miss Carrie and Bradley---#20 are getting Fu-Married... Let me Introduce you the Bride! Now Here is the Groom! This Two birds will get married at: —(•·÷[VîPË®§ ÐøLLHÕû§ê]÷·•)— At 2:30pm eastern time.... Everyone is Invited to come to Our Fu-Wedding... Made By: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ Fu-Own By Mikey For Life! Fu Wife To Besame Como Loca & The Bad Wolf@ fubar Own me I'm Italian I'm Up for auction and I'm hoping to get something out of it... Would you like to help this lil Naughty Italian girl???

50 Questions(from Gypsy)
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like blue cheese? love it 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? no 3. Do you own a gun? uh no i think the things are awful...and i have small children and am no willing to take the chance... 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? cherry....MmM....limeade baby yea! 5. Do you get nervous before Dr. appts? always....doc's suck 6. What do you think of hot dogs? vile and disgusting really 7. Favorite Christmas song? Begining to look alot like xmas 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coffee!! 9. Can you do push ups? sure.....not any good at them....do the girly kind lol 10. What do you order at starbucks? MmM....starbucks...carmel espresso frappucino venti w/whipped cream.....yummy! 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my collar....thank You Lord Fury! 12. Favorite hobby? Lord F

The Joys Of Home Repair
For those of you that don't know what's been going on, I had to have my house re-wired electrically. The house was built in 1940 and I think most of the wiring was original to the house, it was on 100amp service with no ground wires. It's been converted to 200amp service with grounds...It started yesterday morning about 915am and they quit about 7pm last night, but in the process...was unable to rehook my fridge/freezer to electicity (major bummer) Lost a half gallon of Blue Bell chocolate ice cream (the best) and of course the Klondike Bars...and other assorted perishables. That was thanks to Entergy, the power company here, that wouldn't do an emergency for the one outlet, they refused, said they need 3 days notice to grant it. That's BULL!!! They came back this morning at 9am to finish, they finally finished at almost 4pm...I'm so glad it's done and over with. Now if I only had Bob Vila...lol

Tag
You Can Only Type One Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? what?? 3. Your hair? look 4. Your mother? box 5. Your father? dunno 6. Your favorite thing? him 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? coke 9. Your dream/goal? love 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? any 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? involved 14. Where were you last night? home 15. What you're not? married 16. Muffins? stud 17. One of your wish list items? 18. Where you grew up? Chicago 19. The last thing you did? eat 20. What are you wearing? boxers 21. TV? Yes 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? slow 24. Your

Why
To everyone who saw me last night and talked to Im sorry if I said or did anything to up set you or make you mad at me Why do people whos time has come and want to let go because it hurts keep hanging on despite the pain that they are going through watching love ones suffer durning a death watch is the hardest thing to do yet we do it all the time.

Cum Own Me !!!
GUESS WHAT IM UP FOR AUCTION !!! YOU KNOW YA WANT TO OWN ME !! TRY ME !! YOU MIGHT LIKE ME !! JUST CLICK THE PIC !! BIDDING ENDS !! SUNDAY !! ~**.. ImPerFeCTiOn..**~..~**Co-Owner of Club Sweet Thing**~@ fubar (repost of original by 'DJ KIDD ROCK~LOVED & OWNED BY DJ DEVILISH DESIRE' on '2008-06-19 16:25:56')

Local News Featuring Me!!
North wing at Broomfield High comes downBy Michael Davidson, Enterprise Staff Writer Originally published 12:39 p.m., June 16, 2008Updated 12:16 a.m., June 17, 2008 http://www.broomfieldenterprise.com/news/2008/jun/16/north-wing-at-broomfield-high-comes-down/ Jeremy DePinto had been waiting for this day to come for a long time. The former Broomfield High School student was one of about 100 former and current students, faculty members and area residents who watched this morning as a demolition crew tore down the north wing of the high school. DePinto even got in the act. Before the crew started its work just after 9 a.m., he joined a handful of teachers and their families as they threw rocks through the windows of the abandoned classrooms. He joked that it was a way of settling old scores. "I was tingling. That was a refreshing feeling given how much trouble I was in when I was here. It feels like a little payback," he said as he recorded the demolition on video. "

I Need Your Help!
> > > > > Hey Everyone! Come by and show your support. First person to 40K wins! I know so many of you have been helping me with my other contest, but I had agreed to do this one a while back. If you have a chance come back and help me out! If you aren't able because you have been bombing my other contest, I understand and appreciate all of your help so far. I love all of my Fubar friends and my Force 3 family. You guys are the greatest! ms2dmngood2u (repost of original by '~ms2dmngood2u ~~ FORCE ~3~BOMBERS~' on '2008-06-18 11:28:09') (repost of original by 'broken_hearted420 proud bbw~{shadow levelers}~ owned by Seamushardcore' on '2008-06-18 11:37:16') (repost of original by '~ms2dmngood2u ~~ FORCE ~3~BOMBERS~' on '2008-06-18 12:12:45') HEY EVERYONE! I AM OFFERING 4 MILLION FUBUCKS IN EXCHANGE FOR AUTO 11'S OR CHERRY BOMBS. ALSO I AM WILLING TO GIVE FUBUCKS FOR BLING PACKS. JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. THANKS SO MUCH. ~

Shadow Levelers
We all Love Passionman71 and some of us would like too give him a chance at having SpotLight one time before he levels. We worked as a team too put Gary in the Spotlight and lets pull together and help Joe. He gives countless hours helping Shadow Levelers and many people on Fubar level. Lets put him in the SpotLight for Next Sunday. We have a week too work together and raise the Fu-Bucks too help him. Please if you can send him any amount will help him. Anyone that knows Passionman71 knows that he will do anything for his friends. Click on his profile and send him a gift of Fu-Bucks. Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar Thanks too everyone for all your help. Please repost (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Lynne & Farscapecat Co-Owner of Cutterbum' on '2008-06-22 11:43:25') I want to thank the Shadow Levelers for helping me level up twice today and still showing me love!You guys are th

Sadness
Loving someone you cannot have. Someone whom you know was made for you. Nothing in the world has made you feel so complete so at peace so whole. Nothing has made you cry from within just for the look in their eyes. My soul is shattered I am bound by this life bound by my choices bound from the only thing that I have ever lived for. Imprisoned by my own choices. By my own. Shattered pieces fly as they are projected by my souls screams. Shattered pieces that only the wind can carry to my souls love.

Friends
WHY- Do I feel so alone? WHY- Are people who claim to love me being so fake? WHY- Is my heart being overlooked for my body? WHY- Are some people so shallow? WHY- Do some people see a sign of weakness when you're a genuinely good hearted & giving person? WHY- Do some people look down on others, when we are all created equal? Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I get to heaven Before you do I'll cut a hole And pull you through I'll give the angels Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have Family and Friends like you!

Fakers On Fubar
They are all the same person using someone elses pictures. Miss Diamond (http://www.fubar.com/user/1935806) Marie~Princess (http://www.fubar.com/user/1832105) Lady Wizard (http://www.fubar.com/user/1176142) IF THEY ARE REAL WHY NOT POST A SALUTE!!

Five Sexual Positions You May Not Have Thought Of (read It...you'll Laugh)
Here are five different options for having more sexual fun in the bedroom that you may not have thought of attempting as of yet, but will after I tell you how to do them. I assure you I have tried these myself with highly satisfactory results (at least for me). First, a proviso. Do not attempt these movements if you have high blood pressure, emphysema, a dislocated shoulder, erective dysfunction, need to experience a major bowl movement within minutes, cannot control psychologically explosive orgasm, suffer from prostate or liver failure, have a bad case of unexploded pimples, have a dysfunction in which you enjoy playing with loaded guns during sex, have recently had braces put on your teeth, belong to a church in which anything except mindless emotionless procreation is viewed as sinful, have a bad back, expect respect in the morning, have a gall bladder problem, major torso stiffness, or rheumatism. Everything else is okay. First. The “Karma Sutra Wow I’m Losin’ My Mind Pos

Giveaways That Needs Help Please Help What You Can
OK HERE IS THE LINK COME AND BID ON THESE GIRLS. IN MYSTICALDREAMS FU LOVE ME AUCTION HERE IS CHEROKEELADY ME MYSTICALDREAMS THERE IS STILL TIME TO GET IN ON THIS TOO IF YOU WANT TOO JUST SEND 50,000 FUBUCKS TO ME WITH MESSAGE WITH IT YOU WANT IN AUCTION. BIDDING STARTS AT 100,000 FUBUCKS. AND NO TIME LIMIT YOU DECIDE WHEN YOU HAVE GOT THE BID YOU WANT. AND THEN SEND THE LINK TO THE PIC AND YOUR OFFER TO ME TOO. I WILL GET YOU ON IT . AND ME MYSTICALDREAMS THIS ONE IS IN THE WOLFY HALLOWEEN AUCTION. WILL RUN AROUND 2 TO 4 WEEKS. FROM NOW. SO HERE IS A SECOND CHANCE TO OWN ME HEHEHE. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR . THIS INFORMATION IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ME. ~MYSTICALDREAMS~PROUD MEMB OF THE CONFED BOMBER FAM & FU BAD GIRLS ~PROUD OWNER OF SHENA CRAZY LADY~@ fubar no time limit have to keep these active and help them out please they can use some help on this . so lets give them some

Amanda's Poetry
I am tired of trying tired of caring we can't be together but we cant seem to stay apart when I finally have my heart set on walking out that door you walk in with that cocky smile full of empty promises and I cant help but stay we cant have a civil conversation between my temper and your pride we're both too stubborn for our own good that's why we don't leave that's why we cant stay so now you've finally decided you've had enough when I walk in with my shy smile full of empty promises and you cant help but stay... Ok so i want to share some of my work with my new friends and family! so im gonna start posting my poetry in this blog! Hope you like it! The lover sleeps and amid his dreams His angel comes on sunlit beams. To awaken him with kisses sweet, for her love for him is oh so deep. She wakes him with her caresses light, upon his skin and smiles so bright. And in her eyes, he sees the love, she feels for him neath the stars above. He co

Memories- The Kelly Family
When i was like 13...idk i just know it was in the 90s..like 1996 our family received a video tape (yea it was the 90s thats all they had..lol) of a band called 'The Kelly Family'. well my whole family liked them. it was sorta weird..but it's a family tradition thing that we sorta just listen to them..weird..lol u'll hear why when u hear there first cds of music..lol there from england i believe. it's a big family of like 9. all in the band and all sing & play. there parents died when they were young. i guess just the fact that they stuck together..and still was a family is what we liked. also my fam is a fam of 9..lol neways saw a recent music vid of them today. and wow they have grown..older of course.lol gave me some very old memories.. idk why i'm doing this blog..but i just like there music still..from top to bottom starting with the old to the newest..enjoy:)

Superman's Doomsday Videoes
When Superman first left Fubar; he made a video about him leaving and modeled it after the famous "Death Of Superman" comic books... This is that video... Superman Is Dead After Superman came back... he made another video for his return... This one has been said to be the best video Superman has ever done... Superman's Rebirth

Hollerin
I SHOUT I FAN I RATE I GEUSS I AM SOLO IN THIS BEEZY AND CAN IGET SOME RAP AND REGGAE FANS WHERE YA AT I NEED SOME LUV IN DIS MUG BUT IT'S ALL GOOD ONE LOVE EVRYONE JUST THINKIN A LOUD ONE MORE THING DO ALL WOMEN THINK CUZ U SHOUT HOLLER COMMENT OR RATE U WANT THEM I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT SOME OF YA BEEN REAL COOL

Hurt...
OK, first off, I used to work in a dog grooming salon. I am licensed groomer... My mom asked me a week or so ago if I would do a total clip (completely shave) one of her dogs this coming weekend, and I agreed to do it, and not charge her anything. Normally, for the breed and weight of this dog, i would charge between 80-120 depending on the coat condition. Well, we were talking about it tonight, and she up and decided she would rather just take the dog to a different groomer and pay him/her to do it. I am pretty upset / hurt about it, after all, i know what im doing, and i wasnt going to charge her anything. So I am thinking that I just shouldn't offer to help or do anything for her anymore. Not even trim her dogs nails. If she wants to take the dog to a different groomer, someone who is going to charge her as much as possible... so be it. She can take her dog there to get everything done, and not ask me for anything anymore... 15 bucks for a nail trim that takes 5 min

First And Only
Im putting myself up for auction to help a good friend. This will be my first and only auction! So dont be greedy .. lol link : http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1531885&albumid=1047751&i=3809749414&idx=0

Pray
Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness.. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. L et me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. Let me continue to see sin through Your eyes and acknowledge it as evil. And when I sin, let me repent, and confess with my mouth of my wrongdoing, and receive forgiveness. And when this world closes in on me, let me remember Jesus' example -- to slip away and find a quiet place to pray. It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I

Summer Solstice
Now this day, my Sun Father, Now that you have come out standing To your sacred place. That from which we draw the water of life Prayer meal – Here I give unto you Your long life, Your old age, Your waters, Your seeds, Your riches, Your power, Your strong spirit. Of all these, to me may you grant. The following is part of what I plan in a solitary ritual at dawn to welcome Summer... O Great Spirit of the East, Radiance of the rising Sun, Spirit of new beginnings, O Grandfather Fire – of the Sun Power of life-energy, vital spark, Power to see far, and to Imagine with boldness. Power to purify our senses, Our hearts and our minds. We pray that we may be aligned with You, So that your powers may flow through us, And be expressed by us, For the good of this Earth, And all living beings upon it. O Great Spirit of the West, Spirit of the Great Waters, Of rain, rivers, lakes and springs, O Grandmother Ocean, Deep matrix, womb of all life. Power

Pimp Out Bulletin!!
MY NEW FU-OWNER CLUB MYSTIC ONE OF THE GREATEST FAMILIES ON HERE SO GO CHECK THEM OUT. THERE AWESOME AND WORTH THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW THEM CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND F/A/R Club Mysticbarrylicious^Owner Of AngelDawn N R/L BF n Fu-Owned By Club Mystic^@ fubar

Pimp Out Bulletin!!!
CINDRAGON IS ON HER WAY TO ORACLE!! ♦CinDragon♦Founder of ClubMystic♦I.B.I.C♦@ fubar CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO HELP HER ON HER WAY WHILE YOU'RE THERE... SHE RETURNS ALL LOVE! REMEMBER TO PRIVATE MESSAGE HER SO SHE CAN RETURN THE LOVE!

Asian
It's a perfect combination: those seductive, almond-shaped eyes, with their deep brown or black irises The beautiful , smooth, ususally virtually hairless olive or tanned skin. Nice slim hips Firm, pert breasts. Petite lttle mouths. And most of all those cute, tight almost hairless little pussies. And boy, do these Oriental gitls know how to fuck! They might act all shy and sweet in public, but get them alone and naked, and boy do they know how to satisfy a man like a wild thing . I like to start off licking and sucking their breasts. I do this for about 10 minutes until the nipples are hard and erect and the girl is starting to groan in ecstacy Then I move dowm to the pussy area, and start licking and sucking this too. At this point the girl usually starts groaning and panting REALLY loudly and nthusiatically-realising that she is in for an unusually good time. Once she is nice and wet and horny I get my asian babe to start sucking my cock . By following this formula I've never

Drifting....non Bdsm
Summer is here now, the heat practically unescapeable; might as well enjoy it. How lucky am I to spend an evening drifting lazily down the river with you in a cozy rubber raft? We're practically alone out here, save for a few ducks and geese that honk our way as we pass. But it's not the wildlife that catches my eye; I can't stop looking at you, and the hunger that seems to accompany any thoughts of you grows and grows with you right there in front of me. Any man would be drooling at the vision in front of me, and I'm no different. A tiny little bikini that barely covers your smooth skin teases me. I can tell you've been in the sun a bit before this, hints of pale flesh that are in stark contrast to your tan keep peeking out at me as you move about the raft. Oh how I long to feel that flesh next to mine. We start out on our journey with you sitting right in front of me, your warm body pressed against my chest, and my arms and legs around you. I always feel so strong and powerful

One Day After School
So check out this story, I went to school one day wearing a shortened whip as a belt I really was just wearing it to let anyone who pays attention to me what I am into and the way I do things and of course to be doing something different. Well midway into the day a teacher of mine noticed it and thought that it maybe used as a weapon so she sent me to see the dean of discipline. Well let’s shed a little light on this lady 40 years of age or so red hair and so fucking hot it was a wonder she did not choose a different path of employment. Anyways back to the story so I go and see her well the first thing she asked was why I was wearing such a belt anyway well I explained to her it was a lifestyle statement and that she would not have any idea of what I was talking about (little did I know what was in store for me later that very day) and I assured her it was nothing of the sort meaning was not meant as a weapon. So she told me that was fine and she believed me to leave the belt with her

Updates
Hey all I'm sorry I haven't been on in awhile and I truly Miss all of you....They disabled me at work and its hard for me to get on at home but will make the time because as I said I truly Miss all of you! Please keep leaving the love I love it and love you all for thinking of me! To the Lolli's I started making tags for us and have to finish all of them I will be doing that over the weekend.....

Mother Earth
Listen to the salutation to the dawn, Look to this day, for it is life, the very life of life, In its brief course lie all the verities and realities of our existence, The bliss of growth, the splendour of beauty, For yesterday is but a dream and tomorrow is only a vision, But today well spent makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look therefore to this day. Such is the salutation to the dawn. Gratitude to Mother Earth, sailing through night and day – and to her soil, rich, rare and sweet in our minds so be it Gratitude to Plants, the sun-facing light-changing leaf and fine root-hairs; standing still through wind and rain; their dance is in the flowing spiral grain in our minds so be it Gratitude to Air, bearing the soaring Swift and the silent Owl at dawn, Breath of our song clear spirit breeze in our minds so be it Gratitude to Wild Beings, our brothers, teaching secrets, freedoms and ways, who share with us their milk

Lifemates
"I claim you as my lifemate. I belong to you. I offer my life for you. I give you my protection, my allegiance, my heart, my soul, and my body. I take into my keeping the same that is yours. Your life, happiness and welfare will be cherished and placed above my own for all time. You are my lifemate, bound to me for eternity and always in my care."

One Night At The Club
So I go to the club the other night and I am talking to friends having a few drinks having a good time and playing pool when I noticed this sultry older lady admiring my ass as I go to take my shots so I decide to amuse her by bending over even if I did not have to. We made eye contact a few times. I finally decided to go over and talk to her and she walks off. This happened not only once but twice. Yet she kept making eye contact and looking me up and down. I was not going to do this again yet it really intrigued me to want to talk to her, I guess its all about a game to her. Not real sure what she was thinking, but I was going to get to the bottom of it tonight. So I was keeping an eye on her for the rest of the evening which was not hard to do considering she was hot. Wearing a short red silky dress that screamed take me big boy! That's exactly what I was going to do. I later caught her at the bar ordering a drink and I offered to pay for it for her, and she gave me this bit (while

Dj's
DJ'S NEEDED! DJ TOWMAN IS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE DJ'S. HE'S BEEN PULLING SOME LONG HOUR'S AND NEEDS SOME HELP, SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED GO BY AND SEE DJ TOWMAN. NO EXPERIENCED REQUIRED HE WILL TRIAN YOU TO BECOME A GREAT DJ . THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY! Click the pic to leave DJ TOWMAN A MESSAGE!

Jim Morrison Poetry
A wake Shake dreams from your hair My pretty child, my sweet one Chose the day,& the sign of your day, 1st thing you see. A burnt tree, like a giant primeval bird, a leaf, dry & bitter, crackling tales in its warm waves. Sidewalk gods will do for you. The forest of the neighborhood, The empty lost museum, & The mesa, & the Mt. pregnant Monument above the newstand where the children hide When school ends ~Jim Morrison~ I'll tell you this... No eternal reward will forgive us now For wasting the dawn. Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused One summer night, going to the pier I ran into two young girls The blonde one was called Freedom The dark one, Enterprise We talked and they told me this story Now listen to this... I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beat Soft driven, slow and mad Like some new language Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god Wandering,

Shadow Leveler Ids
I am pleased too announce that Frozen Mystical Dreams is making the whole team new Leveler Ids. She is working on one for everyone.. All members need too rate all of them. It takes alot of time too make these. Show her the love for putting the time in too doing these for all of us. The best part is you dont have too order on she is just making them for all. Please show her lotsa love and thank her for the work and the time she is putting into this for each of us. Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz@ fubar

Life Pt.1
i got a small message for all who found out about my situation and haven't fucked with me since then, the people i used to kick it with everyday but who now ignore me all i gotta say is this: Just because i stumbled dosen't mean i was gonna fall and i didn't. But in all actuality im glad u fake ass people revealed themselves to me and go jump off the tallest bridges you can find. Bytches. To all my people that are standing by me thank u and u know im down with you for ANYTHING. just in case you know my cousin he will not be on for a while but he will be back soon enough its a long story and i am not at liberty to divulge his business but he says to let FUBAR know wats up. one

Fu Luv Bomb Squad
Welcome to my first blog. Please visit my friends at Sunset Cafe Lounge. Bring your friends with you and join the great party. Sunset Cafe Lounge Now Sunset Cafe Lounge has joined forces with Fu Luv Bomb Squad, join up with them also. Fu Luv Bomb Squad Louisiana alligators are known to roam in springtime when they search for mates, but a Golden Meadow woman was mystified to find one parked on her doorstep. Belinda Donaldson got a call Thursday morning from a neighbor who warned her to stay inside because an 11-foot alligator was lounging on her front stoop. She looked out the window and there it was, just outside her door...."

Single
i am as 23 year old white male looking for a single white female around the same age. i am bored with being single and am willing to do anything in order to meet someone special. i like to do everything as long as i am doing it with someone that i care about. If u wanna talk more email me at ( birdyfanfin@yahoo.com )

The Way We Are..
I've came to realize that in this world today ppl have lost sight of the things that should matter most in life.. and what I mean by that is ppl are more concerned about appearance and outter beauty than to realize that what really counts is who you are on the inside.. honestly if you think about it back in the day the reason ppl were happier is becuz they didn't put that much effort into making sure they were wearing the latest fashions or making sure that their asses were hanging out so they could attract the opposite sex.. ppl actually had a personality .. now ppl date based on a sexual attraction rather than a real whole hearted attraction to the person underneath all that clothing... and yes i know that you do have to be attracted to a person.. but that shouldn't be all that you base it on.. and ppl lose that person they really are to try to impress other ppl.. it's sad really .. cuz this is why we have more and more divorce every year.. girls need to forget about trying to impres

F/r/a Him Show Luv
bedrock cute and cuddley owened by exciteme@ fubar THIS GUY RIGHT HERE WON ME IN A AUCTION! HE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND!VERY SWEET AND HAS A HEART OF GOLD!SO GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV AND RESPECT! F/R/A HIM! SEND HIM A DRINK!COMMENT HIS PAGE ! RATE HIS PICS!AND MOST DEFINATLY CHAAAAAAA BLING HIM!! LET HIM KNOW I SENT U!:) TY EVERYONE! XOXO'S

Nekked Pics For Comments
Nekked Pics For Comments To Keep Me Ahead Of ArchAngel ... 200 Comments Gets You Nekked Pics If You Every Wanted One of the Best People On Your List You Need To Meet Jami So Go Show Her Some Luv and Help Her Win This ConTest

My Magic World
Iele (SANZIENE) From WIKIPEDIA the free encyclopedia In Romanian mythology, the Iele are feminine mythical creatures. Clear characteristic are hard to be attributed. Most of the times they are described as virgin fairies (zane in Romanian), with great seduction power over men, with magic skills, attributes similar to the Ancient Greek Nymphs, Naiads, Dryads, etc. The Iele live in the sky, in the forests, in caves, on isolated mountain cliffs, in marshes, often bathing in the springs, or at crossroads. From this point of view, the Iele are similar with the Ancient Greek Hecate, a three headed goddess of Thracian origin, which guards the crossroads. They mostly appear at night, under the moonlight, as dancing Horas, in seclusive areas like glades, the tops of certain trees (maples, walnut trees), ponds, river sides, crossroads or abandoned fireplaces, dancing naked, with their breast almost covered by their disheveled hair, with bells to their ankles, and carrying candles. In almo

Missing...
I have a crap net connection so I will not be on as often, yeah I know I was missing for some time because I had no internet. Thanks everyone who said happy b-day 3 weeks ago! See you when I can get something a little speedier than what I have now!

Omega Bombers Rules
INTRODUCING~OMEGA BOMBERS~We are a new family here on the Fu and want to have some fun.BUT...As with all families, we have to have some rules.#1 - Everyone is required to Rate/Fan/Add ALL family members. This can be easily accomplished because their is a folder that has every members picture in it. Each one is ripped so that you can go directly to their page. If it is found that you haven't done so, you will be asked to correct the situation or submit your resignation. Those are the only 2 choices.#2 - If you are CURRENTLY in a contest or have one coming up in the near future, DO NOT ask to join this family. The reason is, we are about fairness to all family members and if you are just joining for help, scroll on by.#3 - There will be NO MORE THAN 2 family members in a contest at the same time. Before you enter into a contest, please submit a request to the homepage for approval. ALSO, before submitting a request, you MUST be actively bombing for no less than 10 days before hand

Im There
Rain Rain is just like that teardrop falling from your beautiful face as i look into your eyes. my heart just melts away in happiness every time i see your beautiful face looking at me. I just fall in love over and over again. Rain Rain you just dont know what you do to me when i see your pretty face when you look at me Rain Rain by cleon fly I wish that i could fly high up in the sky, like birds soaring though the sky, with the wind beneath my wings. fly soaring though the sky higher and higher i go everytime getting close to god and everytime feeling free of all my pain,my fears, and my tears, fly by cleon Why do i keep trying to make this work and you keep pushing me away? Stop and think about what you are doing befor you push me away forever. I dont want this love to end ever. Never ending love. That's what i want. Why

Friends For Life!
That's right this woman has been my best friend for 25 yrs! We've been through good times and some really bad times together, honestly can say I dont know what I would do without her! So stop by and show her just how awesome Fubar is and show her some luv!!!!!!! sunshine_stars@ fubar

Life On The Lake
HEY...DO YOU WANT A BLING PACK?? I AM HAPPILY GIVING THEM AWAY. HERE IS WHAT YOU DO... YOU GIVE ME 300 RATES OF 10 OR 11 AND I WILL GIVE YOU A BLING PACK !! IT'S JUST THAT EASY .IT WILL TAKE 3 DAYS AND YOU WILL MAKE POINTS WITH EVERY BLING YOU GIVE OUT....HOWS THAT FOR PAYOUT? ALL YOU DO IS MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME THAT YOU WANT A BLING PACK. WHEN I ANSWER YOU AND TELL YOU OK ... THEN GO FOR IT. YOU MUST WAIT FOR MY REPLY BEFORE YOU START RATING. I HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF PACKS AND I DO NOT WANT ANYONE DOING THIS AND I AM NOT ABLE YO GIVE THEM THEIR PACK. MAKE SURE I RESPOND TO YOU WITH ... OK GO AHEAD.. RATE ME !!!! SO COME ON.... 300 RATES WILL GET YOU A BLINGING IN STYLE!!!!!!!! THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER........ HURRY HURRY HURRY!!! LACEY XOXOXOXO A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eati

Respect
seems that no one knows what that is anymore now days. i got to noticing comments that ppl have left on either my friends pages and pics or friends of theirs over the last few days.(because ppl point them out to me) you cant help but see them when you go to comment or what not. anyway some are just things that you wouldnt say to someone if you or they were taken. i mean its one thing to tell someone hey your pretty,beautiful,handsome,or w/e. its another to leave a comment saying what you want to do to them and shit. i for one if someone leaves me that i tend to delete it and so do my friends that are in relationships.and i also tend to not even socialize with the one that left it. but others on here who have gfs/bfs/hubbies/wives they tend to just leave it on there for the whole world to see including their S/O. (significant other for you slow ppl). and then they wonder why they get in arguments or get left. and why ppl think they are a whore a slut or cheating. i mean its common sense

Election Survey
as most of you know I am a political geek. Well I have a theory that of something I think would improve the way elections are conducted. I will never know for sure unless, I test it out. Please take the anonymous survey below and help me. http://survey. constantcontact. com/survey/a07e2bdepm4fhlz46xy/start Click Here as most of you know I am a political geek. Well I have a theory that of something I think would improve the way elections are conducted. I will never know for sure unless, I test it out. Please take the anonymous survey below and help me. http://survey. constantcontact. com/survey/a07e2bdepm4fhlz46xy/start Click Here

Auction Time
AUCTION!!! THE SLUT IS HOSTING HIS VERY OWN AUCTION! WANT TO GET IN? ENTRY FEE IS 50K FUBUXS WHAT CAN YOU WIN? 100K TO THE PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES 200K TO THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST BID *of course you win whats bid on you as well* AUCTIONEE CAN REFUSE ANY BID THAT IS MADE *in case of stalkers etc...* ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA IS ALLOWED! IF YOU START DRAMA YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THE AUCTION. AUCTION STARTS FRIDAY 20TH AND RUNS THREW FRIDAY 27TH! THE SLUT NEEDS 10 TO START! IF INTRESTED SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH WHAT YOUR WANTING TO OFFER ETC THE Slut™-BrandisPookieBear! Memorys&Sweets4ever,Spanker@Fetish owned by HypnoticStarr FuBomber@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sweets.Design Manager@CK2' on '2008-06-18 23:47:02') (repost of original by 'THE Slut™-BrandisPookieBear! Memorys&Sweets4ever,Spanker@Fetish owned by HypnoticStarr FuBomber' on '2008-06-18 23:48:55')

Explains Me...
For all those who know me well, you know how well this song fits me. For those getting to know me I am on a rollercoaster in my life, going through changes that are hard but necessary. This is a song by Crossfade and fits me well. Broken Like An Angel Lyrics She was a queen Lost within a dream Misconceived that he was fit to reign Lies take victims Separate them at the seams Cause them to fall apart Then move along to better things now She Wants to fall in love again Don't you know that He's Satisfied to own her No time permits to open up When you've been hiding thoughts so strong She's been holding out for an angel to come along No reply from the sky But she just keeps looking up She just keeps looking up now She Wants to fall in love again Don't you know that he He's Satisfied to own her She'll never know love's true potential Lost in the open wind To his impatience Never feeling they would fall apart She let he

Notice
CLICK ON THIS PICTURE & GET YOUR ASSES THERE AND VOTE/COMMENT PLZ!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS LEVEL 22 NEVER HAD A BLAST BEFORE! HELP HELP HELP Hey all,, I just wanted to inform everyone that i will not be on here for a couple days. But PLEASE still luv on me! I will be going to the Kansas City Royals game on Friday as well as Worlds/Oceans of Fun on Saturday! So i will be back on here Sunday at the earliest. Until next time my Beautiful Friends/Family/Fans... Stay Sweet! XOXOXOXO bigsexystacey@ fubar This is my bestest of my bestest.. go show her sum luv. If u do right by her.. u might get to see more of her! Ya heard? Now go, go, go! R/F/A her.

Rope N Ridin Rodeo
Saddle up for the... Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people listed below. Please DO NOT just accept the persons friend request...visit their page, rate and fan them back and leave them a comment. When you have rated everyone message (aGEM4life) to be added to the list and for your tag to be made. Rate Cowboys folder of Rodeo Pics to receive your personal Rope N Ridin' Rodeo tag. Start with this one.. 1. UnknownCowboy~Husband of Learning2fly 2. ♊aGEM4life♊ {Shadow Leveler} ღFounder Of The Life-Savers Familyღ 3. HersheyK 4. Outlaw Loader/CLUB F.A.R./ Club United/Friendship Circle/ Please Sign My Guest Book 5. ~~Twisted Whispers ~~ 6. vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel** 7.

Insomniac
BEEN UP FOR TWO DAYS NOW. IM TIRED AND I CANT SLEEP. CANT EVEN GET MY BRAIN TO SLOW DOWN LONG ENOUGH TO CLOSE MY EYES. MY BODY HURTS AND MY EYES STING. IM GOING TO START SEEING THINGS THAT ARNT THERE SOON. HALUCINATIONS ARE ONLY FUN IF UR TRIPPIN! I NEED HIM TO LAY NEXT TO ME AND HOLD ME TO CALM MY BRAIN SO I CAN SLEEP......... WHO IS HE?

Funny Shit
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I c

Redneck Family
PLEASE COME SHOW US SOME LOVE AND JOIN OUR FAMILY:-) cricket aka 'S3XYCRICKET(SARGES'BADGIRLS)(FWC)(CONVOYDRIVER)(FU_ANGEL)(FANTASYFLYER)(BILLBOARDHOTTIE)(PIMPMYR' S3XYCRICKET(SARGES'BADGIRLS)(FWC)(CONVOYDRIVER)(FU_ANGEL)(FANTASYFLYER)(BILLBOARDHOTTIE)(PIMPMYR @ fubar '*Redneck Angel* "Club Far, *DSC*, "Bdgrlz",*Lollipop*, *Fu-Bom* !Redneck Family! Owned' *Redneck Angel* "Club Far, *DSC*, "Bdgrlz",*Lollipop*, *Fu-Bom* !Redneck Family! Owned @ fubar '~Dust Me Pink~ Owned By *Redneck Angel* ~Club F.A.R ~ SBG'S ~The Lollipop Gurl ~Redneck Family' ~Dust Me Pink~ Owned By *Redneck Angel* ~Club F.A.R ~ SBG'S ~The Lollipop Gurl ~Redneck Family @ fubar www.missfoundation.org aka 'BAD A$$ TX COWGIRL -SARGE'S BAD GIRLS -- MEMBER -REDNECK FAMILY CIRCLE' BAD A$$ TX COWGIRL -SARGE'S BAD GIRLS -- MEMBER -REDNECK FAMILY CIRCLE @ fubar 'Breakn71 THE TOUNGETASTIC WONDER member of the redneck family circle' Breakn71 THE TOUNGETASTIC WONDER member of the

Poems
Sometimes Home Is A Cardboard Box Today I feel sad please don't watch me cry My Hobo hat's pulled low to hide my eyes You don't see my tears anyway everything I had's been taken away Even my name has been lost scary how much life costs doesn't matter what's in a name? when nothing about me is the same I've been kicked out of the Wal-Mart parking lot The man there hates the homeless, that's the thanks I got who knows he may be two steps from my spot and sometimes home is a cardboard box. A Long Night You don't know where your shadow will fall. the light ever changing, east, west, sun, and moon, bright, soft or none at all. My shadow's taller than my soul. when the sun sinks low, and my sky's aglow of orange like cantaloupe My shadows are many, running here walking there, chasing one in front, the one behind stabbeths so beware It's the ones at night that cause me fright, for no light maketh them appear, they sleep not nor do I, it's going to b

Cancer
Return A Heart Give this heart to anyone you don't want to lose in '08 including me if. Try to collect 12, it's not easy! ; 'Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.' A sharp tongue can cut my own throat. If I want my dreams to come true, I mustn't oversleep. Of all the things I wear, my expression is the most important. The best vitamin for making friends..... B1. The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts.< B> The heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge. One thing I can give and still keep...is my word. I lie the loudest when I lie to myself. If I lack the courage to start, I have already finished. One thing I can't recycle is wasted time. Ideas won't work unless ' I ' do. My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice. The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too

Pima
I am so sick of crazy bitches who think that they only want married men. I know that they don't have none of the headaches with it, but they don't stop to think what they are doing to the other people in his life. Men are weak, if some crazy bitch keeps throwing herself at them, they will cave eventually. Just letting off steam.... AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Redneck Family Circle
our family page come join our family LaToya@ fubar coyote240@ fubar Joshua Xavier Update****Prayers needed Superman's MOM many of you know, Joshua Xavier was born at 3months due to IUGR. He has been in the NICU ever since and is doing well. He was only 5 pounds 1 oz and is now up to a 5 pounds 3onces. He is doing great and is a true fighter. They are now focusing on nutrition and getting him to get some fat on those bones! . UPDATE ::::: My little man got an infection and his health had deteriorated tremendously within the last 24 hours. They dont know the source of the infection, but it has had a snowball effect on other organs especially the kidneys Please pray that he gets better and that he is strong to get through this. They are very much appreciated. He had been doing well for his age and size for 1 day a true fighter. Help him get the stregth to fight through this too

Contest
OK CAUSE I KINDA LIKE HIM HERES WHAT IM GONNA DO BLISSFULY NUTZ HAS ENTERED THE *****SEXY BALD MEN CALENDAR CONTEST***** HE NEEDS RATES AND COMMENTS SO GO BY AND SHOW HIM LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE {BESIDES HES A SEXY BALD GUY}OH IF YOU CLICK THAT PIC OF THE SEXY GUY UP THERE IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE CONTEST BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO R/A/F THE HOST ♥JÁÐÊ♥ÊYÊ§♥ØWÑÊR ØF §WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ & JÁÐÊ§ ÐÚÑGÊØÑ@ fubar SINCE I LIKE SEXY BALD GUYS GO AHEAD AND TELL HIM I SENT YOU ~*~NICCI~*~FU ANGEL@ fubar

To The One I Hold In My Heart Dearly
THE WORDS COME LIKE WATER BUT THEY MEAN MORE THEN WHAT IT SOUNDS *I LOVE YOU* I SAY THEM AND I FEEL BUTTERFIELS IN MY STOMACH I WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND NEVER LET GO *AND DEEP BREATH* I AM HERE WANTING YOU TO BE HAPPY I FEEL HOPELESS I SEE THE TEARS IN YOUR EYES THE PAIN YOU’RE GOIN THROUGH “I WIPE THE TEARS AWAY” I KISS YOUR LIPS SOFLY I SAY IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY IM HERE FOR YOU *I LOVE YOU* I WILL ALWAYZ BE HERE NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT “HOLDS YOU TIGHT” IM NEVER GOING TO LET YOU GO I WILL TRY TO MAKE SURE I DON’T HURT YOU I WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WHEN YOUR DAY GOES BAD AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE I WILL KEEP YOU IN MY HEART EVEN AFTER WE FALL APART BUT THE THING IS WE WONT FALL APART YOU ARE MY QUEEN YOU ARE MY PRINSSES AND IM GOING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT BABY GURL I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU As the ones you love give you the DAGERS of Pain, Hate, Darkness, and Fear you wonder why they want you to die. Then it hits you. You are not

Bulshit
Every papi needs a mami and thats all me I can't tell you why i feel this why or why i get so jeallous but i do. So fuck that bitch that thinks that she can have wats mine.Screw you and the high horse you came rinding in on.

Ffm Group Rules (members Read)
The group is in an auction and needs your bids. Copy the link below to bid on the group!! Thank you http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2328023&albumid=1698772&i=4266392238 This is a comment contest!!! The member with the most comments will win Fubucks!!! 1st place will get 25,000 Fubucks 2nd place will get 10,000 Fubucks 3rd place will get 5,000 Fubucks How it will work: I have taken the total of comments from every member as of April 6th, 2009. I will subtract that from the amount of comments that they have received by April 28, 2009. That will give me the total of comments that they received during the contest. If you have a couple pictures on the group page I will add the total of all your comments from all your pictures!! Good luck to all!!!

My Dad
Monday night, my dad woke up with terrible pain in his ankle and foot. My mom saw him jump out of bed (which is very bad with his BP) so she followed him towards the bathroom. He was extremely wobbly, so she put her arm around his waist from the back. When he got into the bathroom, he collapsed and she couldn't do anything to break his fall. Andrew and Shane (in my family list as the Beer Guy) went running and immediately started first aid. I heard the crash and went flying upstairs to see what was going on. My dad had lost consciousness and Andrew and Shane were trying to bring him out of it. At first we thought it was his sugar, so Mom checked that, but it was fine. Andrew checked my Dad's pulse, and Shane checked his eyes and kept talking to him to get him to respond. Once he regained consciousness, Shane and Andrew tried to get him to stand up, but he couldn't. So I called 911, in a panic, and waited outside for the police and ambulance. I sent the first cop and medi

Friends
Hey ppls. These are some special friends of mine that i would like you to show some luv to. Just click on there pics to get started on them. My Homeboy Dj Pierced Damnation My Fu-daughter and new 2nd alarm hottie Bella My really good friend Dlphnlover76 My Fu-Cousin Filthy Cute I'm still not sure of her but i know that she is cool as hell, Sailor Saturn I am just glad that this hottie talks to me, WARNING!!! LMAO, thats all i can say about this girl 3G

Rip Jody
MY BROTHER JODY DIED YESTERDAY MORNING. HE WAS 30YRS AND HAD 2 YOUNG CHILDREN. PLEASE SAY A PRAY FOR HIS CHILDREN, WIFE AND MOTHER. HIS MOTHER (IRIS) HAS LOST BOTH HER CHILDREN. IRIS LOST JODY SISTER STACY IN 1982 AND NOW HER SON IS GONE. PRAY

Auction:
1 RATE plzzzz , TY :D Or Maybe a bid ?? LUV 2 All Who Rates!!! I will be leving tomorrow afternoon for Arkansas for a much needed family getaway..quality time w/ my loved ones. It's been a few mths since I have seen them so I am excited and ready for sum good ol hugs!!!!!!! I will miss U but am taking laptop and will be returning love late at night time...till I get it hooked up Friday @ daughter's house, I will be shutting my page down. * No matter what settings U put on here the obsessed/fake profiles still get thru. And I don't need the drama , LOL * Thank U all my dear friends for the love given daily...and I will see u in the midnite hrs. xoxox Laura Miss Chocolate Bunny has invited me to another fun auction of hers...I do believe I can handle one more , LOL The last one was really fun....so if U wanna bid...hit this link and bid on a bad girl!!!!!

Had Enough
Well I am leaving Fubar even though I've only been here a month. This site among others has helped ruin my marrriage along with countless others(I'm sure). I am now a single father of three and no longer have time for this crap. For the ladies please be smarter than the guys on here think you are and only have fun with this cause if you beleive their lines you will have nothing but bad things come from it. I tried to fit into this world and I just ain't that kind of a**hole. I beleive in the truth. If any of the people on my freinds list wish to contact me, my e-mail is martinator38@yahoo.com. That is the only thing in these chat rooms I am keeping. Have a nice life and don't let it ruin yours.

The Vacation....................
Ed and Lori went on vacation to Orlando with their three kids and Ed's parents. At the last minute Ed had to go on a business trip the week leading up to vacation which included the first night of the vacation. His firm booked his return flight direct to Orlando so he could just meet his family on the second day and enjoy the rest of his vacation. The resort they stayed in was a timeshare resort several miles from all the major theme parks that had a nice mix of amenities to attract both families and couple hoping to relax and reconnect. Having not seen his wife for a week, Ed planned for his parents to stay with the kids at night so he and Lori could take in some of the night life in the area, including the hot tubs at the resort. On his first night there, Ed got the kids off to bed while Lori made herself a drink. When he joined her after the kids were asleep she told him that the night before she went to one of the hot tubs that were open late hoping to unwind. She went on to say t

Excito Diabolus Lounge
Come TEAR SHIT UP with Jesus 666 and the rest of the Excito Diabolus Family, where it's 100% Metal 24 Hours a Day! CLICK on Excito Diabolus to Join the Party!! (repost of original by 'Jesus 666 @ Excito Diabolus' on '2008-06-17 15:31:28')

Punishment................
As I wake up in the morning, cotton mouthed and achy, I realize that the hangover I expected is much more severe than I anticipated. Groaning, I roll over, only to find your not there. Puzzled, recalling our intense and slightly frenzied lovemaking the night before, I wonder where you had gotten to. I slide out of bed on shaky legs, see my torn and crumpled clothing on the floor, and smile. You were so upset when I got home last night, from an evening out with the girls. I listened with sadness as you told me how worried you were, cried a little when I realized how stupid it was to drive in my condition, and then we went to the bedroom. Your embrace had been passionate, the hurried removal of our clothing the cause of such disarray on my floor. I felt all had been forgotten and forgiven, but as I stumbled to the bathroom to brush my teeth, I recalled the last thing you said to me before I fell asleep. "You worried me terribly tonight. In the morning, we will discuss your punishment." S

God Mother Updates
☆Minou Minou☆ and i have been trying to help other women godmother i post it over and over again 1 of the main prob's im having is i got no idea who's close to it and by close i mean 2 mill or less seems like alot to some of you but its really not that bad so if your on my list and got boob's not moob's let me know so i can add you to this list ill revamp it here and there and post it out i will not add your friend's just the women on my list These Ladies Need YOUR Help!!! These are just some of the ladies from my list that are getting close to God-mothering Check them out, hell pick one or two to help on your way. [Disclaimer: This is not the godfather list this is just some from my own list. The godfather list is still done by Mikey] Show These Sexy Kittens Some Lovins: 613,352 Points to go! theprez77 Fu stalker of Dfresh007@ fubar 339,989 Points to go!

Jessica
YOU ARE HERE BY INVITED TO CLUB TOOSEXY WHERE ALL THE SEXY FLIRTY PEEPS GO FEEL FREE TO COME CHECK US OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TONIGHT IF YOU COME IN AND YOUR THE 20TH PERSON YOU WILL RECIEVE 100,000 FUBUCKS YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER SO FEEL FREE TO COME CHECK US OUT THIS IS GOING ON FROM 8:00 PM EST TO 10:00 PM EST TONIGHT!!! SO FOR GOOD TIMES AND ALOT OF FUN WITH SEXY PEOPLE COME CHECK US OUT !!! THERE WIL BE ATLEAST ONE GIRL LIVE ON CAM TONIGHT DJ ICE IS GOT AIR TONIGHT SO COME ON AND HAVE A SEXY TIME CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO JOIN THE SEXINESS (repost of original by 'DJ SEXY ICE ~~DSC~~OWNER OF DJ TOODAMNSEXY4U' on '2008-06-25 13:14:45') (repost of original by '~Sexy Angel~Tight's G/F~Owner of Sexy & Tight's Naughty Place~' on '2008-06-25 13:19:21') SHES BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET AND NEEDS OUR HELP HER ACCOUNT GOT DELETED AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET HER BACK UP THERE!!!! SHE WILL RETURN THE LOVE AND SHE LOVES NEW FRIENDS DJ-TOODAMNSEXY-DSC-OWNER OF CLUB TO

Mirror Mirror
Only one word.... You can only type ONE Word! This is very difficult!!!! Now copy into new email or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Return it to the sender too! 1. Where is your cell phone? DESK 2. Where is your significant other? OZ 3. Your hair? BROWN 4. Your mother? BANGKOK 5. Your father? DIE 6. Your favorite thing? DESIGN 7. Your dream last night? FORGOT 8.Your favorite drink? WATER 9. Your dream/goal? HAPPINESS 10. The room you're in? DESIGN 11. Your hobby? Art 12. Your fear? None 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? SWISS 14. Where were you last night? HOME 15. What you're not? STUPID 16. Muffins? BANANA 17. One of your wish list items? M

Falling
Complete Bliss...Excitement, hours of talking on the phone, the day draws closer... It's here. My heart races as I stare at you as my foot touches the ground... I'm speechless... Our lips meet, the world stands still. It is just us and the world is silent.. We make love upon crisp clean white sheets, my heart,body melts into yours... It starts with a single tear of joy,love,happiness and then more come... The days past.. I am in love....but yet something is tearing at me. But what! The calls keep coming but I hold my tongue,for you love me and only me... Then the messages start to flow... they are just friends, no worries... But I'm secretly suspicious... I can't handle it anymore... It's to much, I love you but it is to much so I look.... Pictures...I miss yous...so many... I speak.. we fight...then weeks pass with the same thing over and over.. Silently we we gradually drift apart, neither one truly saying the words that should be said... just anger hel

Thesis On Punk Rock
PUNK ROCK: The History and Origin of Punk Punk Rock, what does it mean? Where did it originate from and how has it impacted today's musical society? These are just a few of the questions that I will attempt to answer with this thesis. Oxford states that punk is a rock style that emerged in the late 1970s. It was a "back to basics" rebellion against the perceived artifice and pretension of corporate rock music-a stripped-down and often purposefully "non-musical" version of rock music. Wikipedia.com states that punk rock is a genre of rock and roll and a movement that was based around the values of anti-establishment. The "punk rock movement" was established between 1974 and 1976. Now, ever since Punk has hit the mainstream, people have debated on whether Punk started in the United Kingdom or in the United States. In my honest opinion, punk didn't start on any specific continent; it started in the hearts and minds of rebellious men and women who didn't see the world the same as ever

Three Kisses
The three kisses The Three Kisses © The kiss of hello The kiss that is never just a kiss The kiss that spikes vein with precision orchestra The kiss that heals in entirety The kiss that hides the relent of vex The kiss that suffocates rusting man The kiss without detail/ed system) The kiss that pounds each pore to state of heroin The kiss that Hiroshimates euphoria The kiss that approximates/parallels living The kiss only The kiss, the kiss The kiss of neither hello nor goodbye The kiss for the sake The kiss to save face The distracted kiss for/of domestic bliss The kiss to bathe mania in generic valium, the kiss of the motions The kiss of searing content, hindering suffocation and blasé defection The default kiss, the efficient kiss, the alteria (motive) kiss The kiss that makes sense The new language of kiss Le kiss, le kiss The kiss of goodbye The kiss that is never just a kiss The ki

Deleting
well everyone i have lost to much to the net im done with it.... here soon i will be deleting everything yahoo fubar myyearbook and myspace.... im sorry to all the great ppl i have met on here and have brought here from other sites.... but i cant do it anymore... the last straw is now... i have lost everything once and for all... love u all and hope to meet up with u in the future.... if u want to stay in contact.. leave me a e mail or phone number and i will get ahold of u when i can ty ok everyone the only way im keeping my account is if someone says i can if she says no im deleting love always dragon

Love
LOVE YA One morning you will never wake up Do all your friends know you love them? I was thinking...I could die today, tomorrow or next week, and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that needed rekindling, or three words needing to be said. Let every one of your friends know you love them. Even if you think they don't love you back, you would be amazed at what those three little words and a smile can do. And just in case GOD calls me home before I see you again...... I LOVE YA!!!

Kiss
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Fuluv Bomb Squad
ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS,MEMBERS, AND SISTER LOUNGE OWNERS OF THE FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD! OUR HOME PAGE HAS BEEN REDONE! SO PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO GO AND RE RATE IT AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE FAMILY'S HOME PAGE!ALSO CT GIRL AND I ARE ASKING FOR ALL OF YOU TO MAKE A SALUTE FOR OUR HOME PAGE TO SHOW NEW COMERS THAT WE ARE ALL PROUD TO BE MEMBERS OF THE HOTTEST FAMILY ON THE FU. WE HAVE ALSO UPDATED THE PIMPOUT ON THAT PAGE AND IT WILL BE UPDATED EVERY WEEK. SO PLEASE GO AND SHOW LOVE AND PLEASE MAKE SALUTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND WHEN YOU GET IT DONE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME AT: dirrtygirl209@fubar.comTHANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE ALL LOVED AND LIZ AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR AWESOME SALUTES!!!Ctgirl™ OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD-OWNED BY Just a Guy in Jersey and Marine Co-Owner Playground@ fubar&DiRRty ԍirL®™ **ChIeF oF gRaPhIcS 4 Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubarFu-Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar

Iris
To my friends... Sometimes I express myself in music... I have a hard time putting my feelings into words... so you will see a lot of songs in my Blogs... if that annoys you, then so be it... it's what I do! :) Iris By: Goo Goo Dolls And I'd give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything seems like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know your alive And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made

Writing...
Hi, my name is Lydia and I'm a hopeless romantic... As much as I hate to admit it -- I am a hopeless romantic. Deep down in that cavern called my heart is where I hide this part of me. I want that crazy love. I want a man to fight with me and then two minutes later love me more than he did before the fight even began. I want to love someone that way. I want a love that is so damned challenging I want to walk away from it, but is so incredible I absolutely cannot walk away from it. A love with such passion and ferocity--as if the very thought of touching him could leave my skin smoldering, my heart burning and my desires blazing through me. I don't want the 30 minute comedy, the one hour drama, the afternoon of action/adventure.....people, I want the fucking EPIC. I'm not normally one for the chick flicks, but I fell in love with The Lakehouse and The Notebook. Both hit me in a very powerful way. Now, I'm not going out there looking for love...no way...but I think it is okay to a

Fubux Giveaway 4 My 1st Hh!
I'm having my 1st HH tomorrow(thurs) @ 8PM futime. I'm going to be giving 5 people 50k fubux during it. To have a chance to win all you need to do is rate the "my 1st HH" folder all 10's or 11's and send me a pm when you are through. I will return the message with the order # you turned it in. After my HH I will open the folder with the already preselected winning #s. If one is yours hit me up and I'll get you your bux. Thanks, Mickey HOPE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW @ 8!!!! ALSO JUST CLICK THIS PIC BELOW AND YOU CAN GO RIGHT TO MY PAGE (repost of original by 'Smokie Fu Hubby To Toxic Tears' on '2008-06-18 23:40:37')

This Site
My kitty cat is hurt and needs surgery!!! He has a broken tail!! The doctor wants too much money! :( Can anyone please help me!!!! I can send you some really cute pictures of me! hehe I don't have a job since I am still new to this country, I will do anything please help!!!! I love my cat so much!! Its almost $2000 for the surgery!! I have a Paypal I setup today which you can send me money, I would really appreciate any help I can get. Well I joined this site to make some new friends in the US, mainly in California. My father just moved our family from Brasil about 1yr ago to California. I miss my friends and grandma!

What A Juggalo Is
"I happen to be a juggalo, BUT I am going to write this fairly and maturely: First off, what is a juggalo? Well, that's a hard question. It really almost can't be described. It's a feeling, a state of mind. Juggalos don't care what people think about them and are completely true to themselves. I've seen emo juggalos, goth juggalos, and even gay juggalos. The only exception is racist juggalos. There is no such thing as a racist juggalo because one of the fundamental "laws" of the juggalo is that they cannot hate anyone for gender, age, size, race, or preferences. Also, I think saying all juggalos are 13-year-old wiggers who cant spell is rather wrong. Sure, many can be immature, but anyone ftom any group can be immature. As for "wiggers" not all juggalos act like "gangsters" and juggalos are of many ethnicities. Another of the fundamental "laws" of the juggalo is to always respect every other juggalo and treat them like family, whether you got a beef with them or not. While this rule is

If Ure A Scammer
IF URE A SCAMMER LIKE hot_hazel69 IS DO NOT COME TO MY PAGE I WILL REPORT U AND YOU WILL BEGONE I DONT TRUST SCAMMERS THEY LEED U TO ANOTHER SITE WICH ENTENTIVELY GET URE INFO. BEWARE SCAMMERS DO NOT COME TO MY SITE U WILL BEGONE FOR GOOD PASS THIS AROUND TO ALL URE FRIENDS,AND LETS KEEP THEM SCAMMERS AT BAY AND AWAY FROM OUR FUN ON HERE

Enigma, Or Dichotomy?
We've all heard the saying, " Don't judge a book by its cover." It is however, human nature to do just that. Such a shame, considering all we miss when looking for pleasing external qualities, without delving behind the facade to see what truly lies within. That quiet, nerdy bookworm, whose lone daily focus are assets vs. liabilities, accruals, and financial statements, might just be a flirtatious, sexually charged fashionista. That beefy jock, who is assumed to not have enough synapses firing in his cerebral cortex to do much more than open a beer with his teeth, and click the remote, may enjoy gourmet cooking, fiery political debate, deep philosophical conversations, that engage not only the mind, but the heart, and the soul. Now, I am all for physical attraction, but that can hardly be the sole litmus test for desire. We each have special characteristics, which make us unique. Some call them faults, quirks, mannerisms, etc., I call them simply behavioral and genetic synergystic

Naughty Application
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"

My Quest For Spotlight
I am over whelmed with generosity from my fellow Fu's an would like to take this time to thank each an everyone for their donations to my spotlight fund.So Please go them all you wont regret it. RonaldAnthony74 Fu husband of +*~Kick A$$ Bi@tch~*@ fubar paintguy

Contest Rules
A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Or Course. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Also Allowed To Help. NO DRAMA.I REPEAT NO DRAMA!NO ACCUSING PEOPLE OF CHEATING I DON'T WANT TO HERE GO TELL SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO LISTEN TO IT.BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA LISTEN TO IT! Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. NO EXCEPTIONS IF SOMEONE COME TO ME ONCE I MIGHT OVER LOOK IT . THE SECOND TIME SCREENSHOT IT AND THEY WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE CONTEST Immediately. NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Happy Women! YOU HAVE YOUR 1ST WARNING NO 2ND CHANCE HAVE A NICE NIGHT EVERYONE HAPPY BPOMBING!! PAINTER

Damunchman
YOU CAN ASK ME 5 QUESTIONS:: 1 2 3 4 5 __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless __________________________________________________ I promise to answer them 100% truthfully __________________________________________________ All questions are COMPLETELY confidential _______________________

Damn Computer
My computer is finally fixed and they were able to salvage my photos and some of my other files. I know they got a real good eyeful of some of my pics... lol I hope they enjoyed them. I will be back in full swing on the Den Wednesday nite since I will be reloading the darn thing 2moro. Love ya! I got a virus on my computer Monday nite... dunno how - just did. I hate computers. Ran virus scan didnt find anything... turned it off thinking the stupid thing needed a rest. Turned it back on Tuesday nite and i have pop ups galore. I hate computers. Virus scan cannot connect. I try to go to Microsoft page and I get redirected to some f-ing porn site or another virus scan page... I hate computers. I close out of these pages and it freezes my computer. Im pissed. I hate computers. Been working on this again today. Virus scan cannot connect and the dumb ass ones i find online dont get rid of crap and what they want to get rid of is my legit programs. I hate computers. OMG WTF is going on

Naptimerecords.com
Pillow fight & brand spankng new calendar girls on Video + show this sunday !!! nearly impossible, but you can listen to the show on 1450am, or channel 238 on direct tv... Go to www.naptimerecords.com on sunday 10pm and click the Video + button !!!! it's live and you can call me !!! 773-971-6791 during the show If you are in a band or a musician with video and you send it to me, i'll play it on the show !!! still time before this sunday's show !!! or give a call if you want me to interview you !!! 773-510-9181 only if you want to rock out on the Video + show with LaLa !!! send videos to: Nilou Achtland (Lala @ Video +) 28 E. Jackson Chicago, Illinois 60604 listen to www.naptimerecords.com or 1450am chicago sundays 10p - 1am starting June 29th !!! I'll be hosting a video show.... I'll be interviewing an artist & a crunk group plus more !!! you could win a copy of my cd when you call in !!! I am st

Well, I'm Still Alive...
yup, that's right... wrecked my car... well this dumb bitch slammed on her brakes, i was about 4-5 lengths behind her precious little prius, so i slammed on mine, she went off into the median... my tired caught and sent me under an 18 wheeler, then it spit me out back across the fast lane and i flipped then landed on the hood of the car behind me.... then ended up on my wheels. the troopers said if i wouldn't have landed on the car behind me that i would for sure be dead... ty sean... muah! whatta ride dude... lemme tell you, i thought for sure i was gonna die, and i ended up with garnet in her crate on top of me and i opened my door looked down and there was my purse... contents all down the road... shards of mirror and glass stuck all around me on the seats and dash and i got a cut above my eye, bruised my elbow, knee, shoulder and the mouthpiece i have for my teeth cut the roof of my mouth right behind my teeth and somehow or another i hit my nose cause damn it hurts...

Lounge Auction Rules!!!!!
THE DRUNKEN LIZARD LOUNGE AUCTION RULES: 1. AUCTIONS ARE HELD EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY WITH TUESDAY THE FEMALE MEMBERS BEING SOLD IN THE DRUNKEN LIZARD AND ON THURSDAY THE MEN WILL BE SOLD IN THE ASYLUM. DROP ME A MESSAGE HERE, OR JAIME DAWN A MESSAGE I ADVANCE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE PUT IN THE AUCTION 2. TO BID OR BE BID ON YOU MUST BE A LOUNGE MEMBER 3. ALL THOSE BEING BID ON MUST RATE ALL PICS AND STASH OF THEIR HIGHEST BIDDER, AS WELL AS PUT FU OWNED BY IN THEIR NAME FOR 1 WEEK. 4. THE BIDS ARE FOR FUBUCKS, AND YOUR BID IF IT IS THE HIGHEST IS A CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FUBUCKS, DO NOT BID!!!! 5. THERE IS A 20% TRANSFER FEE WHEN SENDING FUBUCKS KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN PLACING A BID. 6. IF YOU ARE UP FOR AUCTION. UPON RECEIVING YOUR WINNINGS FORM YOUR HIGHEST BIDDER, YOU MUST PAY THE PERSON WHO AUCTIONED YOU OFF 10% OF YOUR WINNINGS. 7. IF THE HIGHEST BIDDER CAN NOT UPHOLD HIS EN

Men
Penis breath, a lover’s dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease. Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you’ve got a job to do. So open up and shove it through. Lick the tip then take it all. Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tonge. And feel the precum start to run. So when the fuck’s he gonna cum. Just when you can’t take anymore. Your hear your lover’s mighty roar. And when he hit’s that real high note. You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky, nasty stuff. Okay already, that’s enough. Let’s switch you say, before you gag. And what’s your revenge, your on your rag. Term B) To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beaut

Mean Ole Mom
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know...it never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and Laughter in your heart... Then you are just an old sour fart. MESS WITH MOM The Childs Comments and Thoughts My son came home from school one day,

If We Were Alone???
My sister and I are going on a mini vacation to Vegas in a few weeks. This will be our first time to Vegas....woohoo!!! So, besides going to Thunder From Down Under what sights should we see? What should we do? Where should we go? Help a hottie out and give me some feedback. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I'm sick and tired of being used and abused by people. People who claim to be my freind but then turn around and stab me in the back. Why can't people mind their own business. I'm sick of the lies and manipulation. The only thing I've ever asked for is honesty. Yet for some reason certain people think that lying to me will smooth things over. So are there really people out there that will be genuine? Is there anyone that can be honest and tell the whole truth and not just what they think I want to hear? Is it to much to ask to have a true, genuine and honest friend? Well I'm definitely ready to say screw them all...lol. I put my whole heart into every friendship and you either want

Mumbles
it seems like i'm only on the fu when i'm sad. every breakup in the past few years has lead me back here. it's not a bad thing. i'm not trying to be all emo. or overly sentimental. just wanted to say. that even though there are TONS of assholes here (and perves) there are a few nice people who always manage to cheer me up when i am down. and i thank you for that dearly. also. chat me up late enough and we can get frisky, 'cause i'm single now wooo. jk.

The Sheep Just Follow Along.
Was watching the news. What I heard really pissed me off. Thing is we have no one to blame but the voters that put them into office for voting for them without checking thier voting record. Now the democrats blame President Bush and his oil company buddies for the high cost of gas. Well think about it people. Yes the oil companies are getting rich, that is what business do, they aren't a charity. but think about it. Where do they get thier oil? They get it from overseas, and those other countries control the price of oil. So how do we fix that? Well get get the oil from the United States. Then if gas is high priced then we blame the oil companies. Now Bush wanted to open the off shore oil drilling to American companies. Forgein countries like China are allowed to drill off our shores, but American companies can't. So we are paying overseas prices for American oil. Why, because the democrats in congress, voted down the bill that Bush put up to allow the American companie

~ My Personea~
Good sir, I now present myself before you. With velvet robes and lilies in my hair, My ladies do their best with what they're given, And I only pray that you will find me fair. I ask you leave a penny for the bargeman And one in penance for the heart you will break. And keep these words forever as reminder Of what sends a dying Lily to the lake. Dear dark one, my sorrow clad in silver, You see my thoughts return to you again. You came to me as others come a-courting But nothing is with you as other men. I ask you leave a penny for the sermon And another as penance for the errors that I make. And keep these words forever as reminder of what sends a dying Lily to the lake. With trembling hands I held your life inside you But failed to earn your favour for my own. Your coppers were an empty consolation, For my needs are met by you, and you alone. I ask you leave a penny for the water And another for the liberties you take. And keep these words forever as re

For The One That Wants To Buy My V.i.p.
Ok so I wanna be pink and Im thinkin that someone on this site may love me enough to buy me a month V.I.P. If someone will the person that does will get: 50 of the 100 11's during H/H Owned By (there name) In My Name Profile Comments 3 a day for the month A V.I.P. Gift Once A Week 100 Pic Comments I'll Rate There Stash During Happy Hour Pimp Out There Profile And Up To 5 Personal SFW Salutes If Wanted If your interested let me know.... Please Repost For Me **This is thursday night I won't be back on until saturday.... maybe sunday!!!** ♥SexyMel♥ ♥SexyMel♥CaptainOfSexyMel'sSexyTrain♥GoRateX-Dealer♥@ fubar Ok so I wanna be pink and Im thinkin that someone on this site may love me enough to buy me a month V.I.P. If someone will the person that does will get: 50 of the 100 11's during H/H Owned By (there name) In My Name Profile Comments 3 a day for the month A V.I.P. Gift Once A Week 100 Pic Comments And I'll Rate

How Dumb Is A Box Of Rocks?
OK wow, some people are taking Fubar WAY to seriously...granted Ive been pondering getting rid of my account since the drama llama keeps visiting. I enjoy this site..its like a game, Ive met some kick ass people on here so if I do cancel I will be baqck around. I will put some things straight here just incase Im sticking it out. 1. NO nsfw pics of me... that is on a need to see basis! NO! YOU CANT SEE MY TITS, ASS, or PUSSY! 2. Don't call me sexy, babe, baby, or any other pet name...that has to be earned and if its not then its degrading to me. ***NOW having said that...dont get upset thinking that If you call me that I am upset, I'd have spoken up already. Trust me... 3. Don't hit up my page checking on your man...if he is YOUR man he isnt mine, trust me I do not like sharing my cock. (you bet your ass I said that) Even if its just a "fu" cock (yeah see waaaayyy to serious here people). 4. The song Superman by Eminem is on my playlist for a reason....not much to fa

Killin Time & Fubucks
I'm taking the unwanted advice from some asshole on fubar who decided that his own annoyance was better suited directed at me- so I'm blogging instead of asking the world a question.. no Mumms for me lol.. I am so tired of people thinking that putting others down makes them so much better than everyone else. Take my ex fiance for example- my words were the lying, manipulative scumbag who married some bitch just to get back at me and who claims he still wants me. He actually had the nerve to call me a child- he who has a wife and a girlfriend.. Yes- I am a child.. I'm a kid.. I'm the immature one.. WHO-HOO. Now that THAT has been established- he fucking asked me to leave my family- to alienate my family and walk away to be with him.. Fucking dick!

Alphabet Love
*Alphabet Love* What do you call a man when labels such as "hunk", "babe" or "rat" fail to cover the infinite subtleties of how you regard him? Following on from DINS(Double Income No Sex). SNAG(Sensitive New Age Guy) Searching for sensitive man? Be careful you don`t hit a SNAG. These men use moves they`ve picked up from sincerely emphatetic types in order to pick up women.They have never been interested in sport. They walk and walk by letting you pay for dinner and even talk the talk.(He said " I`m really concerned about how you feel") but they never really listen. WIP(Work in Progress) A WIP is a man with potential you take on, knowing you`ll soon be spoonfeeding him tips on basic social skills. These men you can find at college. PG(Probably Gay) If he`s handsome, clever, funny, not married and utterly uninterested in you, he gets a PG rating. Yes, it is politically incorrect. And no, it is never 100° accurate. Of course, it is not fair But egos must be preserved. TOD

Bed
Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like Alright, okay, tonight you're having me your way Perfume, spray it there, put our love in the air Now put me right next to you, finna raise the temp in the room First rub my back like you do Right there, uh uh, right there, uh You touch me like you care Now stop and let me repay you For the week that you been through Workin' that 9 to 5 and stayin' cute like you do Oh oh oh I love it, I love it, you love it, you love it Every time, every time we touchin', we touchin' I want it, I want it, you want it, you want it I'll see you, see you in the mornin', in the mornin' Wanna put my fingers through your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryna' put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed Then I'ma rock your body, turn you over Love is war, I'm your soldier Touching you like it's our first time I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed

Iside Me Scatterbrained Thoughts
i need new books to read. i haven't read a good book in sooooooo long it's rediculous. i love reading and if i had the money i'd buy at least one book a week. but i haven't really read anything in months. but then i've been so stressed out dealing with my life that i just haven't had the interest to ready anything. when i'm stressed out i have a hard time connentrating on a book and i usually start reading something then forget to finish it. kinda annoying really, but at the same time if i'm gonna read something i want to be able to enjoy it with as few distractions as possible. so if anyone has any suggestions on reading material feel free to let me know. i'll read anything...except some cheesy ass romance shit. hahahaha. i'm a big fan of fiction, sci-fi, horror, history, biographies, etc. and of coarse non-fiction. yeah yeah...i haven't posted a blog in forever on here....well i don't have much i'd like to talk about. period. so in the mean time, until i hav

Hey people I got a nice *2* from this downrater!! How about we give her some of the same kinda love!! http://www.fubar.com/user/2032646 I want to thank all Frat members for last weeks love week!! Especially the one's who really went out of they're way rating me!!!...I appreciate it very much and will return the love!! Thank you all so much! ~Patsy aka Margarita A big thank you for all of you that helped me reach level of FU-King!! A Big hug for all of you!! Thanks again so much!! Margarita

Im Not The Girl U Think Iam
yeah sooo i get alot of guys hitting me up.. shaweet for me , yes i am looking however before u even think about trying for me u should know this..... I AM NOT THAT MUSHY GIRL SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE I CAN TELL U HOW I FEEL BY SHOWING U HOW I FEEL I WONT TELL U I LIKE U 50 TIMES IN A DAY I RATHER CALL THAN TXT WHEN TALKING TO SOMEONE I REALLY LIKE I DONT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE IM A MAJOR SMARTASS I AM KIND HEARTED I HIDE HOW I FEEL SOMETIMES IM NON JUDGEMENTAL ON MOST THINGS I LIKE BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION IF U PISS ME OFF I WILL WRITE U OFF THERES NO COMMIN BACK I DONT LIE I DONT NEED LIERS IM HONEST TO A FAULT I HATE REPEATING MYSELF so yeah those are just some things and that and i wanted points

Deb
Sexpert Extraordinaire! Go on, gloat -- you deserve it! Game to try anything once, gregarious and confident in bed, you've not only got few inhibitions and a high sex drive, but you're as sensitive to your lover's needs as you are to your own (and more than capable of satisfying both). Your huge appetite for hedonistic pleasures attracts swarms of partners. Match up with an equally skilled lover who's as adventurous, imaginative and nonjudgmental as you are and erotic, earth-moving encounters happen daily. You leave your lovers with a sloppy grin on their faces, and your exes not only still find you excruciatingly attractive, they like you heaps because you're as good at relationships as you are at sex. You give as much as you take; you masturbate both with and without your partner; and you aren't afraid to speak up in bed, encouraging your lovers to do the same. Flexible and gloriously liberated, you'll try anything once trust develops. Go straight to the head of the c

Read Between The Lines
I don't now how to heal myself of this starving fever. When you go away from me I start to shake and shiver Your touch is all I long for Your lips all i need One kiss and i am done for my addiction i must feed I whine for you I cry for you I weep and creep and sleep of you smell you, I taste you I cannot seem to waste you I am addicted to you baby I hurt I scream I cry Take me away from here as only you can make me as only you can make me fly You leave me breathless to beg Then leave me again alone You are my only one, my drug You are my heart, my home Your voice swims in my head Images of you dance in my heart Laughter stains my lonely bed Awaiting my desire My true heart You are my drug, my fantasy You sleep in me I sleep in you You free my passion in my dreams Every moment I breathe for you I am addicted to you baby I hurt, I scream, I cry Take me away from here as only you can make me As only you can make me cry I cannot sleep, I cannot

Truth And History On The Roma Gypsy
again the information is taken from wikipedia. the link can b found on the previous post Historical persecution The first and one of the most enduring persecutions against the Roma people was the enslaving of the Roma who arrived on the territory of the historical Romanian states of Wallachia and Moldavia, which lasted from the 14th century until the second half of the 19th century. Legislation decreed that all the Roma living in these states, as well as any others who would immigrate there, were slaves. The arrival of some branches of the Roma people in Western Europe in the 15th century was precipitated by the Ottoman conquest of the Balkans. Although the Roma themselves were refugees from the conflicts in southeastern Europe, they were mistaken by the local population in the West, because of their foreign appearance, as part of the Ottoman invasion (the German Reichstags at Landau and Freiburg in 1496-1498 declared the Roma as spies of the Turks). In Western Europe, this res

Looking For New Members
©lûb F®ât@ fubar THIS IS OUR RULES THEY ARE POSTED ON CLUB FRAT HP 1) NO DRAMA WILL BE TOLERATED!We will not put up with any drama from anyone. There will be no exceptions to this rule! 2)No one but management will be allowed to post blogs about leveling. The only ones to post blogs about leveling are Founder, Co-Founder, and Manager. Home Page is http://fubar.com/user/1095216 3) There will be no entering contest without asking first to make sure we can give you all the support you need.If you do you may be on your own. 4) All newbies will go through Founder or Co-Founder No exceptions. 5) We will level anyone with 15,000 points or fewer as long as they have plenty of stash and pics. Please do not come to us for help with more than that with few pics and stash. We will level during HH only. Any other time is for you to do what you want to do! After leveling please leave a message so we know who helped out. 6) Most Importantly: Keep up to date with our blogs as they

My New Fu Owner Cubsfan
This is a blog about my new fu owner CubsFan~ Hes a very sweet man , and im sure he has many of kind friends here on fubr. Id like to post a little poem for him below here, And please take a minute to read and rate this ty This_Girl We met upon the internet, My heart you did not have yet. I sit and wait each day, for the song my heart will soon play. Of laughter, love and tears, You have washed away all my fears. To be my friend and see so deep, I now know why I don't get much sleep. I have waited through all these years, To find something to hold so dear. And now I know I'll never be Blue, For I have found a true friend in you.

Renee's Blog Auction
How many fubucks would you pay for a FLYING MONKEY BLING? You know it gives good points... Im auctioning it off here in my blog because I no longer am I VIP and I can't upload photos to my albums. So please post what you are bidding as a comment in this blog...thank you! I will be taking bids until 9 p.m. central time.... TONIGHT!

The Site Sucks.
This site is laughable. I have seen like children on this crap. Scary... Also, I'm married. So, not looking for anyone's dick photos or sharing any photos of me. I just like coming here to get a good chuckle. Fubar dollars? I like real money-thanks.

Deployment Update
HEY YALL ITS YOUR FAVORTIRE SOLDIER OF THE YEAR....IM DOING WELL STILL IN ONE PIECE AND ALIVE WHICH IS A GOOD THING I SUPPOSE LOL.....I WILL HAVE PICS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR YALL TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE HERE IN AFGHANISTAN MAINLY

What The F's Up With Fake Azz Friends????????
So my ppl whats up, just sittin here chillin thinkin bout life and how many shady azz ppl there truely are out there. How many friends do you really have? I have a million and 1 acqaintences and can count my true friends on my hands. (shit sometimes you even have to question them) Just tired of ppl bulls_itting all the time. Are there any real ppl left out there? Are our friends just thought processes to help us deal and coppe with the issues at hand at the time, because they sure seem to disappear fast and the ones who aren't fake end up transeding to a greater plane. Anyways If you have some knowledge drop it. Holla at you boy, D

Favorite Artists Of Mine!!!
this video simply effn rawks as my dear queen puts it!!!! enjoy! i abslutly love the flow of this song and the visuals are so amazing and inspiring to me at least, hope u all enjoy one of my favorit classical song... again this group is simply amazing how they breath so much energy into the clessics... if u havnt figured out by now I LOVE violen music...my SON learned how to play the violin from when he was in 5th grade and i and so proud and glad he did...

Dry Town
Anger This morning I went to UPS at 8am until a little after 9am and those a$$holes still not have my f*ing package. I am so livid. Then I had to sit in traffic going to work-thank god I don’t have to come in the office again this week. But I want package so bad and like they close at 6pm and there is no way I can make there before they close unless…mmmm..no I can’t. Then two assholes tried running me off the road today on the freeway-I was so made I honked a lot and yelled a ton…hehehehe….. next time I’ll let them hit me My car won’t go over 70mph-but I don’t want a new car with gas at $5 a gallon And btw why aren’t people getting off the road with gas so expensive-I mean I haven’t seen any less people on the road at all with gas so high…aren’t the poor suppose to stay at home or take the bus now? Ha ha hah…… Back to wORK for a few hours then I am on vacation WHOOHOOOO THOUGHT THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE AWARE OF THIS ON GAS PRICES. I FOUND IT INTERESTING. I ju

Poetry
Insanity looms inside the looking glass. It's like a madness stuck on repeat, and I'm lost in the progression! I wonder, what's under the scar tissue? A rollercoaster I've rode too many times. Can I stomach one more go? Today, the black birds lied to me again, mocking me as the wind waged war with my face. All I look foward to is cancer. The cold taste of the grim reaper's porcelin lips. All this talk of the end; are we really pushed to oblivion? His hand is so close, at times I can see his thumbnail. The foot may bring luck, but beware of the hole! is this the dwelling of misfortune? The numbers now haunt me. The worst feeling from the most perfect melody. She gave me the perfect present, with a note that read, "It's yours, at my convience!" The letters drained into a pool of rubies. So close to completion of this creature I'm becoming. How will I handle the pain of burning wings? Smearing a grain of salt into the wound will act as my pain killer. She trembles from the quake, unaware

Bullie
DJ_LuDa_Ch®I$, The DJ with the fire, to play the music you want at the peak of your desires, come see us at Dragons Breath Lounge where the party is always jumpin, come join us the fun never ends and boredom never begins, DJ_LuDa_Ch®I$ is always there to take your requests and keep things interesting, and also does his own mega mixes not found anywhere else, so don't just sit there start clickin to the Dragons Breath Lounge where its always happenin'.

Bday Bullys From Friends
TODAY Is This AWESOME Chick's BIRTHDAY!!!!! Dina is probably the most nicest and genuine person you'll ever meet on here! She's always showing EVERYONE support, and now it's YOUR turn to show her you appreciate it! Today's DINA'S Birthday, And I'm EXPECTING You ALL To Stop By Her Page And Make Her Feel Special!! Dina's gone through a lot this past year, but she never let anything really get to her. I truly value the friendship that she and I have developed since w

Feelings
I am not sure how to start this, and I know ahead of time that many will blow it off as unimportant. This is after all only the internet. What I wanted to say is to please think hard before you get involved with someone. For some this is just entertainment, but for many of us we form real bonds here. I recently met that one special person that I was meant to be with. I am convinced of that, and at first she felt the same way. But as often happens, someone else caught her eye and I lost her. It hurt that something we were once so sure of dissappeared that quickly. I welcome all that come as friends, but nothing more than that. She has my heart and always will. There is nothing I can do to get her back and I don't think I would even try. The pain I feel now is just too great and I can't put myself in that position again. So please, realize that you are dealing with real people. Be sure of how you feel before you take their heart. For some of us it is life altering. Thanks for reading

Showing Love
I would also like to thank some other good friends..who have always been there for me. Larry1963.. you are awesome.. u always leave me comments and rates.. and your just a sweety fastcat aka master--you have always been there for me.. to listen to my problems..and to cheer me up..thank you sweety keith- one of my oldest best friends on fubar.. even though we have had our problems.. you are always there for me.. muahh bob--even though you drive me nuts at times.. you are always there for me also. You always make me laugh..with your persistance in some subjects. Just a few who have always showed love and support..and I have never said thank you.

Men
Well lets start off by saying all men are pigs... only if 1) They do everything you tell them 2) When you want something they get it 3) They open ALL doors for you 4) When you cry.. They care 5) When your feet hurt they dont ask do you want me to rub them.. they ask coco butter or oil. 6) They kiss you in every place on your body so you know they are trying to make sex more then just sex 7) When you need them there always there 8) Your the Princess 9) They dont look at anyother girl... even if they may be hott.. 10)The final thing... they have to be HOTTT!

Ancient Egypt Love Poems
The Flower Song (Excerpt) To hear your voice is pomegranate wine to me: I draw life from hearing it. Could I see you with every glance, It would be better for me Than to eat or to drink. (Translated by M.V. Fox) The Harper's Song for Inherkhawy (Excerpt) So seize the day! hold holiday! Be unwearied, unceasing, alive you and your own true love; Let not the heart be troubled during your sojourn on Earth, but seize the day as it passes! (Translated by J.L. Foster)

Pissed Of And I'm Losing It
I am so tired of thinking I'm in the clear of shitty things happening... And being surprised by something else happening. In December, I was FINALLY able to get the airlines to agree with me to give me a damn voucher for my flight that I had to cancel due to a sudden change in plans. NOW they are telling me I have to pay the amount of the voucher to use the voucher, so it is gonna cost me twice as much to get a damn plane ticket. I'm better off buying a new ticket all together. It just pisses me off cuz now I've wasted all that money, for no fucking reason. THEN, I have a friend come back, things seem to move forward from where they were... and I find out he's engaged... I'm tired of it slipping guys minds that they are married, engaged, seeing someone, or have problems with me... I just want SOMEONE to be upfront and honest with me. The only reason I don't think about chewing on the end of a gun barrel, is because what good is that gonna do? Except give someone the satisfaction of

Wed
hmm.. Happy humpday everyone. How are you spending it...are you working..or humping? LMAO. I spent a good hour at the blood mobile today. First time in like 12 yrs. Been along time..they had to change my address and all. I took my boys along with me. Was quite comical in a way. Brent, my oldest..seen one woman ..where they poked her..then her blood.. draining into the bag. He got upset.. told me to get up and go. LMAO. I asked why.. he said.. Just go mom. LOL. Anyways.. towards the end..he started getting white looking..and said he was getting hot. I think he was close to passing out. Told him to go play in the hall or something. While I was getting blood, had a cute guy doing the blood. I was flirting with him alittle bit. (smiles) Have you ever given blood? Theres a shortage on it. Lately I have been feeling negative about fubar.. but I have decided to just forget all the reasons why I feel this way..and just enjoy being with my good friends. I got one good friend who a

Club Fantasia
Ok, to start things off. I have decided to make a blog about Club Fantasia. There is alot I can and will say. So, basically here it goes. I have been a member at Club Fantasia for nearly a month now. Going in there was a bit awkward because of the fact I had no damn clue what I was doing. I had discovered this club through my best friend Christine. But, once I entered into the club I quickly began to realize the decency of the people in there. Soon enough everyone pretty much knew me by my name. This was my first lounge mind you now. I have been use to AOL or Yahoo chatrooms. But, this opened up a whole new world to chatting with people. Club Fantasia made me realize what I have been missing. It opened up a whole new view on groups of people, visuals, and not to mention music. After I would say a week or two of being in there I got the position as a fill-in DJ. No more than a few days later an position opened for me to be a full time DJ. I took grasp on it. It took me no time to get a

The Economy
Wow athe gas prices are really starting to take its toll on the bank account.I dont understand why know body is doing anything about the price for gas,and now on top of it the floods out in the Midwest are starting to inpact everything else and it seems that our Goverment really doesnt care about anyone except for them selves. I honestly think that we are more at fault for letting these clowns put a ban on drilling in Alaska and off the coast of our Country. You mean to tell me that we cant drill and use our own Oil and Screw the people that we get our Oil from.Thank God Bush is on his way out.

Stranger?
Is it odd to turn around and run right into eyes that can see through you? Is it odd to have a connection, held only for a brief moment. Intense, knowing yet still come from a stranger? Do you feel invaded? Do you feel connected? Do you feel lonely? Or, do you feel all of the emotions, at once? There you stood, a stranger in all respects, yet I have known you forever. Like a SILVER lining around a dark cloud, your presence is comforting yet ominous. You, looking into my very soul, perusing it like its very meaning is SACRED to you. Standing so still, like a FOX caught off guard calculating what to do. Should I run to your safehaven, or CRY out loud for you to stop? I stand still, not wishing to stop your evaluation, hoping for approval, yet at the same time, accepting your interest as merely inquisitive. Although it feels like a lifetime has past, its been but a few moments. As you turn your eyes away, I feel the immediate loss of your atten

Music
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart! On

No Love Lost In This World
when it all comes down whipping down, around your feet and crumbling know the love is the world is reaching out reaching out to save you from yourself and as you reach, it crumbles like Ash in a breeze blowing so cold, so hard through you cutting through the bones and sinew the breeze is coming, storm on the horizon -tell me have you ever, --seen the end of forever? the world, it's growing wary and dark, wearily closing the eyes of the people closing the hearts with a padlock there is no love left, in a world lost can you see the darkness as it clings to her eyes bleeding her dry of all her understanding as the world crumbles beneath her feet it's collapsing and she's lost and flailing failing like a thirteen day week weak and trailing like a ghost in the dark the world crumbles, collapses and bleeds bleeding through the hole in the heart bleeding through the soul in the eyes this is the world as it ends, leaving us all alone and failing, flailing reaching out

Suzie's Blog
There's an African that works at the grocery store I shop at. Not a black guy, but an out and out African. He's the checker of the 10 items or less lane on weekdays, which is the lane I usually go through. Sometimes he likes to talk to the checker in the other lane about various things he finds interesting about America. One Thursday while I was in line, they were talking about Charity Date Auctions, and how strange it was to auction someone off for a date. They were both talking about how much either of them would fetch, in a jovial manner. Trying for once to be a normal person, I said "Come on man, anyone would be a fool not to pay a couple hundred bucks for you." I had just told a black man I thought he was worth a couple hundred bucks. I now take my groceries to the regular check-out lane on the other side of the store, even though I still have less than ten. But MAYBE... ...he was just really flattered. Has anyone heard of these new toilets where the urinal c

A Fill-up At The Faucet?
Jun. 13 - Japanese company Genepax presents its eco-friendly car that runs on nothing but water. The car has an energy generator that extracts hydrogen from water that is poured into the car's tank. The generator then releases electrons that produce electric power to run the car. Genepax, the company that invented the technology, aims to collaborate with Japanese manufacturers to mass produce it.

The Presidential Election
John McCain's remarks about the Pledge of Allegiance In light of the recent appeals court ruling in California, with respect to the Pledge of Allegiance, the following recollection from Senator John McCain is very appropriate: 'The Pledge of Allegiance' - by Senator John McCain 'As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma , Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he e

Army
holy hell.....it is hott down here!!!!!! man, i am haveing fun though, all the cool shit ive been around its awsome, i miss being home tho and i do miss being able to talk to people anytime i wanted to, but hey thats life right? well right ow all i can say is if u r thinking about joining, do it, have fun. I thaught i made a mistake, but i know that this is what i want, because after i get out, ill have what i need to start my family. to my loved one, back at home, you know who you are, i love u deeply, with all my heart. In time everything will be as it should, with you in my arms, and our hearts always together......i love you So here is the day. I leave for Ft. Stewart GA. God I cant wait to get there. Now starts the real fun my new carrer. I cannot wait to be in my g/f's arms when i get home. Well this is my good-bye for now.........I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Thoughts...
Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. This happy thought by speaker Og Mandino *** I would like to add, that this is something that over the past year I have really learned myself. No "one", or No "thing" can make me happy. I create my own happiness, and realizing this has made me a better person. ***

Plz Help A Friend
plz help midnight to level only needs 133 to go.she helps everyone else out ty all who takes the time to help plz. one of our good friends Kelli is in a contest for a hh.If ur not doing anything could u stop by and help her out i've seen her help out alot of people.All luv will be returned.She deserves this so let's help her out.ty dolphinbaby73 her link is below

Tierd Of The Same Shit
What the fuck George Carlin passed away last night that fucking sucks one of the great comedian you will be missed man. No one told it like it was like Carlin I remember watch the man when i was ayoung kid with my dad and laughung my ass off. I am gonna post some clips of Carlin here so watch em and show him some respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had a dream last night it was fucked up but I liked it at the same time. It started out as my roommate and I moving into are new apt in this music theater it was huge like a suite at a high end hotel. It had an elevator door and everything, then my dad come over and starts to yell at me and calls me a fuck up and everything and I have him thrown out of the building by security, That's when this guy shows up out of nowhere and starts telling me to kill someone it will make me feel better then I go get a knife and go to my car and drive around until I find A guy I knew from high school name Andy Gailicko and I precede to murder him I cut open hi

Perception
Do not judge me by my outer appearance. But look deep into my soul. For it is there that you will see who I am. Our bodies are but cases that protects our heart from physical pain. But it cannot protect us from words. Think before you speak words that will cause a heart to hurt. And if you love someone, surround that heart gently with caring. A loving heart is given completely, in trust and faith that it will be guarded for all time.

Have You?
Have you ever felt, the cold and lifeless hand of an infant, gazed into their unblinking eyes, and observed the face of death, when masked in bittersweet innocence? Have you ever touched your dreams, and felt the simplistic joy, of feeling them become reality, only to abandon them, for reasons you cannot explain? Have you ever watched your family, who once shared the greatest of loves, suffer an unforgettable and unforgivable tragedy, that will slowly, painfully, and inevitably, tear them all apart? Do you know, firsthand, the evil that resides deep within the heart of every man, every woman, and every child? Have you seen its face as it randomly seeks, a soul to torment and destroy? Do you know the darker side of life, the one that awakens you, in the still of the night, crying to the unknowable God's, ‘Save me from myself. '? Does your heart constantly question, whether humanity is obtainable, in a world corrupted with suffering, and where war,

The Most Awesome Guy Ever
this guy is the greatest..although i just met him a little while ago..hes best friend material for sure..hes sexi,strong,caring and super ass nice.he makes me smile all the time.even when i dont wanna :)..soo yeah hes the most awesome guy on fubar...be jealous!!!

Stuff
I find it very interesting. Someone thought I was being taken away by a guy that was going to push everyone out of my life. I find this humerous because he talked to all my friends. Started to enjoy their company just as much as he did mine. Well anyway because I love and care for the person who was worried about it I completely wrote this guy out of my life. I have been kind of worried about him though. He drinks way too much and many times does some really stupid things that most people don't know about. He is better at hiding it than I am. I just don't want his 9 year old son to wake up and find something horrible gone wrong. Moving forward. I find this more interesting since thise person has many people they are in contact with all the time. One of which sort of was nice at first to me but now does not even speak to me at all unless she is right there. my existance is barely acknowledged. We could have had alone time last night.. everyone went to bed relatively early.

Getting Started
The Miracle Of Friendship There is a miracle called Friendship that dwells within the heart and you don't know how it happens or when it even starts. But the happiness it brings you always gives a special lift and you realize that Friendship is God's most precious gift THE TRENCHES --------------------------- Life has changes along it's way, Similar to the weather it's day by day. Be prepared come whatever may, The skies turn quickly from blue to gray. Sometime we are caught unaware Easily dishearten when life's unfair. No matter your burden, concern, or care, You're never alone for someone's there. Whether your problems are many or but a few, There is Someone there who'll pull you through. His promises made, are promises true. God is in the trenches along with you. Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gif

Getting Stated
Getting started? Looking thru the double eyed glass, across the distance, I can see the new uncharted territory! The vessel that carries me though is still in need of repair before I can explore what lies ahead! The thought of setting foot upon the mountains, the valleys, and reaching the volcano that boils under the surface engulfs my thoughts and enticing the pleasures that awaits my every sense.....hearing with extreme intensity, touching all that is around, the smell of my skin with the days heat rising, the taste of new fruits, seeing the wonderous beauty of the uncharted territory my eyes have yet to behold!

Poems
all i wanna say is ur the satellite in my life lost inside ur eyez the vision never dies o just take my hand we'll float in neverland then i hear u say lets live for the moment this time why dont u just make up ur mind u make my headspin why why do u..... u make my headspin why why u love to build me up just to tear me down wouldnt it b nice if we found paradise sumday then i hear u say lets live for the moment this time why dont u just make up ur mind u make my headspin why why do u.... u make my headspin why why did i hear u say u wanna b alone waz there sum mistake how we have to know i can hear u scream at me scream at me im not perfect no one is u make my headspin why why do u.... u make my headspin did i ever mean sumthin? did i ever mean sumthin to u? its a rainy afternoon in 1990 the big city geez its been 20 yrs candy u were so fine beautiful beautiful gurl from the north u burned my heart wit a flicker

My Dad
Daddy, Take my hand in yours and you will plainly see, How very much I need you now to love and care for me. As my little hand grows, I will need you even more, Everything I do in life, I have never done before. Teach me to be kind and loving, sharing and forgiving, Show me through your acts of love the pure joy of living. The years will pass by quickly and one day I will be grown, I will pass what you have taught me onto children of my own. Hold me always in your thoughts and remember when we are apart, The special love between a child and a daddy's heart. This is for My Dad, the man that raised me and loved me no matter what I did or got into. I miss him everyday but I still have many memories of him that can never taken away. He has my heart and lives in my soul all the time. Love You Dad may you rest in peace (11/19/43-2/3/01)

Misc.
Please rate and place a bid on my friend Berry! Just click on the pic! Brought to you by: ♫Teresa♫Proudly Owned by Sugarlicious!@ fubar I will not be online for awhile...my father passed away today. Please keep myself and my family in your prayers. You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? loved 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? deceased 5. Your father? deceased 6. Your favorite thing? boyfriend 7. Your dream last night? daughter 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? married 10. The room you're in? Living Room 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Indiana 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you

Thank You To All
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME AND MY SISTER GET TO OUR GOAL OF 6000 COMMENTS ON CHERRYBOMBS PAGE.. IF I OWE ANYONE SOME FUBUX PLEASE DROP ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE SO I CAN MAKE THINGS RIGHT.... SO AGAIN THANK YOU EACH AND EVERY ONE FOR ALL THE HELP YOU WERE ALL SO WONDERFUL....

~darlingirl~
> i close my eyes, i think of you > away i slip into a dream to a world > where everything is perfect, > the days are so bright, the nights sky > full with beautiful stars > > im long awaiting for a knock at the door > it seems like ive been waiting forever > but there, i hear it, you are here at last > the man of my dreams, > > i open the door and just look into your eyes, > with a smile on my face > i reach out and take your hand, > leading you into the hallway > i close the door behind you, > > i gently push you against the door, > and brush my body sloftly against yours > i whisper in your ear, i want to kiss you > i feel your heart beat faster, > your breathing stronger and your > manhood harden. > > i close my eyes and softly brush > my lips across yours, then i run my tongue > over them and kiss your bottom lip then the top, > i slip my tongue just between your lips and you > touch it with yours, we kiss with such passion > and desire i see it in you

Henry
hey everybody,i would like to make friend with you.here is my msn address:liaohuaili2008@hotmail.com if you add me you will get a surprise for you. lastly thanks for the add i don't know why only when my mood is terribly bad now i find i want to type some words on my blog.May be this is the world anybody never ever knows me.Maybe on only this fictious world can i find myself.i dont know myself enough.sometime i just try to exhaust all my energy and then lie down on my basketball ground dazing in the sky .i just want to lost myself.but i work hard everyday.may be its just follow others' life way.other people study and i study,then other people get married and i do the same thing.perhaps its life.i don't know why i dont upload my blog when i am delighted.why don't i share my happiness to others? bear it in mind.

Ladies, Your Crazy
B4 you ladies get pissed, plz read this whole thing. Ive spoken/argued w/ many beautiful women, and have come to the conclusion that you are nuts {well most of the ladies anyway}. For example, when a man and woman argue, men have an innate need to make sense. Women on the other hand, will bring up shit that isn't even relevant to the subject and will insist that it is. Women will make their current partner pay for the mistakes of their previous relationships. Ladies, itz alright to learn from past relationships, but if your still pissed @ your X, take it out on that X. Men, Itz not the ladies fault that their crazy. We made them that way. The affection and sensuality of a woman is a gift to be treasured always. Especially now that their nuts. Even past relationships w/ a woman are to be treasured. Being that women are crazy, they do not give their affection freely {thus making the rest of us pay dearly due to their X's}. If women do give their affection freely, then most men t

Poems
To The Brokenhearted To the brokenhearted women, please heed these words I say. The pain you think eternal, will come to rest one day. Your destiny has whispered, he wasn't the one for you. True love would never allow the pain he's put you through. A soulmate will always protect you, he won't hurt you in any way. The bond that forms between you should grow stronger every day. Don't shed your tears in silence, there was nothing you could do. God gave you the strength of a woman, and your faith to carry you through. Time is short and precious, so make each moment last. Live for today and tomorrow, don't dwell upon the past. The one that left you broken will come to rue the day, and the pain you thought eternal, will slowly fade away. Do you know how much I want you? Do you know how much I care? I wish you could see inside my heart And see the love I have to share You know it's not so easy For me to give a part of my heart But it's what I

Changes
I know you've heard about women having that sixth sense...I think it's true because we are more sensitive to feelings that others have...I know there are some men that can do the say thing...And no...they are not gay...Just more sensitive and probably more attentive to the people they are around.... But for the most part...I can pretty much tell what a man is like just after a few times talking with them...Although..once in awhile one comes along that is harder to read than most... My gut instinct tells me that anyone that changes certain behaviors has changed something in themselves....Or that was never them to begin with...Or they just aren't interested anymore... It might be a sign of insecurity...It Might!!!...But I think that when you've seen certain changes before it just hightens your ability to see them again in someone else... I wish I could stop questioning things and stop worrying about getting hurt...It would make things so much easier...There are times when I w

Silent Eyes
I always look behind me for I feel someone is there I feel his eyes all over me but I can’t see him anywhere. I can smell his anger locked so deep inside his soul He had to feel the power and so, my life, he stole. I can taste the warmth and sweetness of the blood he took from me But the scars upon my spirit are the wounds I can’t set free. I still feel the stinging touch of all those pleading tears and death lay gently beside me and brought to me, this lasting fear. For now, I feel I’m nothing my shattered pieces on the floor Once I knew a trusted world now I have nothing to live for. Darkness feels so evil now and still I am searching for the light And throughout life’s misery one day I will win this fight.

Shy Girl
She smiles through a thousand tears so that no one knows her aches and fears consumed by great shyness that swallows her whole so that no one sees the fire burning in her soul she never speaks up says nothing at all afraid someone will notice if she should happen to fall. Trying to hide dissapear from the crowd feeling left out like shes not allowed locks everything up where it never comes out so noone can feel her worry and doubt longing for the day when she'll finally be free so that people can see that she really is me.

Holding On
Watching my fan dance in circles, it's rythmic beat keeps me sain. The radiant warmth of my furnace, my old friend whispers its pain. The refrigerater hums a song, reminding me of its prescence. A chair holding me in its arms, knowing I trust its indurance. The window stained with tears, in silence reflects only truth. A picture on the wall smiles, sends the innocence of my youth. A lustfull man stands before me, longing to take away my soul. Shame consuming my fragile body, he knowingly steals my control. I close my eyes and see nothing, just darkness under my lids. The cursed man wanted my soul, someone must have taken his. I have faith in no one now, I don't even trust myself. People hold on for reasons though, compassion for someone else. My life has truly changed, learning to deal with the past. I may never be whole again, yet my soul will always last.

Act
it's more than the act it's the lifestyle that follows knowing you broke down in the worst way at the most inopportune time it's a parasite slowly eating you out it's the sledgehammer memory pounding your skull every time you close your eyes it's a thought never said a heart always broken it's the smudge on your clothes the wrinkles that seperate you from all the other straight-starched people it's a disability to which others sympathize yet no one it seems can empathize with it's a stunt in your growth it's the glass wall you subconsciously build between you and those who said they would be there and weren't that one time it's the slur in your speech that everyone senses but can't quite detect it's resistance to love it's blame it's that time of excruciating pain between feeling sick and actually throwing up it's those days when you want to just hide forever it's a constant cold it's covering your head with shame it's living as a stati

Need Help With Contest
click here to find owner and pic! To all of my friends..... I would like to win this. Any help would be great. You must rate/fan/add contest owner before voting. Thanks all. here is the link. all help will be appreciated and remembered. Thanks all

Fu-ownerz
MY OWNERZ :) ☆Minou Minou☆[Snake Eyes Radio]☆[Club F.A.R.]☆[Club United]☆@ fubar ☆PopSicle Gurl☆ {Hitched To Muh Toast} ♥Owned By SLDC♡ ||2nd Alarm Hottie||@ fubar ßêãÑè®™»ŠÊR»@ fubar Casper ~ S.E.R. Security ~ Lounge Expert ~ Fu-Bro to Sketel, Jenjen, Skitz, & MYLF@ fubar

Net Stuff
RobertDoisneau.com Going through my books on my bookshelf last night, and I came across a small artbook on the photography of Robert Doisneau that I picked up in Paris. Flipping through it, I was delighted by the really beautiful and striking images in it. A remarkable visual documentation of Paris, its suburbs and its people. Anyone who likes this sort of thing would be well advised to check out the above website. (It doesn't appear to be the swiftest website out there, but patience is a virtue) "Untitled" "Coco" "Fox terrier on the Pont des Arts" Walked past a big model of an elephant outside the cinema this morning. Wondered what the hell was going on, but assumed it was a film promotion. But no, turns out to be something a bit cooler than that. Clicky-clicky (even if Manchester have been doing it with cows for years) Stats about the world - in real time? Simple, yet genius. Check it out. Clicky-clicky

To My Sweet Juliet
here's to my juliet i feel no regret for all the times we spent in this abyys called the world ---- and here's to my father jesus christ don't even bother to apologize for all of the atrocities to me and mine... ----- so with the happy dagger lodged within her perfect breast the poison in my little vial will put my feelings to the test ------ and so i raise my head up high and i let out my tortured battle cry your romeo will not survive here's to my sweet suicide ------ hello my friend adeu again i murder myself tonight so with your blade held high salute this twisted lullaby ----------

Beloved Angel
There she is, this one girl! She,more beautifull than anything. Pure as a diamond. Her eyes,shining brighter than any star. I knew that I´d love her, right the first moment she walked through this door. I was searching for her all my life. She looked in my eyes and all this pain was gone! She smiled and my soul began to jump up and down. One word from her beautyful lips and my heart was standing. Where have you been my beloved angel? The world seems to live because she lives. It doesn´t seem to be empty any more. The flowers wake as she walkes past. The birds begin to sing. All this only because she gave me this present of her very own existance. She tells the truth and the fog goes away, she opens her eyes and the night turns into day. She smiles and the sun wakes and shines with all it´s powers. Where have you been my beloved angel? She´s a lady. No.....even more! She´s a goddess! A goddes walking on this earth, keeping this world from going under.

For You
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Fubar Stuffs
This might be harsh. But i am finding out that im not as sweet as i thought i was. I cannot stand my friends list getting too big for many reasons. one is, dead weight. its not your fault or mine it is what it is and thats just the way things go sometimes. two is, my alerts, bulletins, etc. call me crazy but i like it when all i see is actually what i care to see. three is, i over analyze, get moody, and just dont really like having people on my lists that seem to have issues with me but yet wont cunt up and say something to my face. Sometimes im wrong about this, and sometimes im not. if you find yourself gone and have no idea why....sorry, dont take it personal. im just a moody cunt today. I was thinkin of holding an auction...talking to a few people about it, Alien, Ms.D, Fish etc... and im thinkin about maybe wanting something to do somethin different around here yanno? seems kinda fun. i think i would hold an FU bux only one. I think it gives everyone a

What Fam Mean 2 Me
GOD IS A HEALER,HE WILL FIX IT ,I DONT CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,GOD DO LOVE YOU,GOD IS A ON TIME GOD,YOU MAY FEEL THAT HE HAS FOR GOT YOU,TRUST IN HIM,GOD LOVE YOU AND HAS NOT LEFT YOU IN ANY WAY,GOD WILL SHOW UP AND SHOW OUT FOR YOU.GIVE IT TO HIM,BE BLESSED A tissue when you cant stop crying A shoulder when you feel like dying Always knows when you have something to say A week when you need a day Tape when everything falls apart Some glue when everything falls apart A sun when the rain just wont stop Your mom when you run into a cop Phone call when you cant leave your home Hand when you feel all alone Wing if you want to flu Understands without knowing why An ear for a secret to tell A pill when you feel unwell A love that can never let go This poem is just dedicated to all my fam Thank you for everything

Far Away From Home...
so, its 12:00 am here and 2:00 am back home which sucks. i hate the time zone change because its hard to get used to your loved ones being asleep when you have nothing to do or no one to talk to. i love the job actually but i hate being away from home...

In Memory Of Someone Very Special
IT HAS BEEN 21 YEARS SINCE THE LORD TOOK YOU HOME I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE GONE. EVERYDAY WITHOUT YOU IS STILL HARD TO FACE. I LONG TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY CHILDREN, MY LIFE AND MY FAITH. I FIND COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. THE TIME WILL COME FOR ME TO JOIN YOU IN HEAVEN. PLEASE DADDY, KEEP A PLACE FOR ME IN HEAVEN AND IN YOUR HEART. FOR THERE SHALL BE A TIME WHEN WE ARE NO LONGER APART. Written by me, 11 years ago, I just changed the years since hes been gone. RIP DADDY, 1-24-1920 THRU 6-17-87 I LOVE AND MISS YOU !!

Made For Me
CHERRY BOMB AUCTION!!!! GO TO MY PICS AND CHECK IT OUT! Click on the Pic Below The DEEP BLUE LOUNGE wants to Give DJ HYPNOTIQ a Big Thank You!!! She really bailed us out the other night! Thanks for the Awesome Tunes! Please stop by her page… and Give her LOTS & LOTS of LUV! Fan/Add/Rate/Crush/Bling You Know The Drill!!! You’re One Click Away… So just drop by som Luv!!!!

Random
Okay. So its down to Obama and Mccain. Personally, I think its going to be Obama simply because hes the democratic candidate. Thats how it goes, we have a republican pres, everybody gets tired of him, then comes in a democrat and vice versa. And lately Ive seen a lot of hostility towards Obama on here. And it makes me laugh because it just goes to show you that people are never satisfied. Everybody has gone from talking about how much they hate George Bush to how much they hate Obama and Mccain. I mean really you can't hate every president that comes along...well I guess you could but what kind of country does that make us? Some people are so worried about what other countries are saying about us or what they think about our country and I think we need to stop worrying about everyone else so much and focus on the people IN our country that slander the government and what they are doing. Now don't get me wrong I dont think by any means that the government or GWB have made all the right

Castle In Heaven
Dedicated to loved ones I've lost! I am out walking in the moonlight, watching the stars. I am trying to relieve the tension from my pounding head. I've been working sixty hours a week, doing doubles to fill in for slackers. The four classes I'm taking this semester, I'm already behind in. My three boys are home for the summer and I have no time to be with them. I am just so wound up I feel like I might explode any minute. My fiancé never sees me anymore, I never see my friends, and my life is falling apart. I wish for just one moment I could be free from all the problems in life. Just once I wish to be in a place were everything is so perfect and peaceful. I stop by the big oak tree that sits in my horses' field. It is about a quarter of a mile from my home, I walk to it every night and just sit and think about life. Tonight seems different than other nights, though. There is a slight breeze and the smell of freshly mown lawns and flowers in bloom fill the air.

It's My 26 Bday
MySpace Countdown Clocks (omg *blushes* emberassin but had to be done..lol) (to philemon) Philemon - proudly fu-owned by Guidomedic!@ fubar it's officially my bday..woot:) k first question is.. why da f*ck am i makin my own bday bully..lmao yea well no one else is gonna do it.. might as well right.. just announcing it.. don't need your rates, fans or adds.. so don't get ur panties in a bunch :) i ♥ all my friends who helped me level a few days ago.. ya'll rock.:)

A Poem I Wrote A Long Time Ago
Well today I lost a 4 yr old pt of mine. Sweetiest little boy you would ever meet. He faught hard for 2 yrs but I guess the cancer was just stronger then we thought. I smile when I think about him, because no matter what treatment he was going through he always seemed to work up a giant smile for his fav. nurses. I watched this little man go through the hardest part of his life and he never seemed to let it get him down. You would think that with all the ups and downs he had in his life he would have been down hearted, but he just held that head up and smiled like the world was brighter then ever. A little while before he passed he said something to me that I will never forget, "Mrs. April, I know heaven isnt candy and soda, but do you think I can get a puppy now." I told him I couldnt see why not, that like the movie all dogs go to heaven so im sure there is a special little puppy there waiting for you. Then he closed his eyes and I left him in the care of his mom and dad. He

Even In The Quietest Moments....
This Beautiful Poem was given to me to night by a very special friend. This means so much and really touched me !! Thank you my "friend" :-) I see you your eyes pleading your wind-driven soul your pain I hear you your heaving sighs your constricted voice your silent cries I know you how your tears fall behind your eyes how your resilient face hides pain That look that smile those eyes I know your soul beneath that outward glow how it struggles to breathe to live to love I salute you kindred soul

Chain Letter
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know wh

Well, It Made Me Laugh, Dammit!
Every now and again I receive some pretty amusing text messages: A 13-year-old girl from Arkansas wrote a letter Dear Abby... "Dear Abby: I am still a virgin; do you think that my brothers are gay?" Windows 2005 Southern EditionIt has come to our attention that a few copies of the Windows 2005 Southern Edition may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south.If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern dition may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.Please also note:The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up.Changes in Terminology In South

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

The Heart Of David A/k/a Drkangel6
I walk in shadows, sorrow and fear, so many words, too many tears, can she feel me. late at night, when in my dreams, I hold her tight, does she feel . heat on her skin, from our hot breath, as our lips meet, does she know, just how I long, too make love too her, till long past dawn,, lost in a love, we know is real, deep in our hearts, we both feel, it's been so long, we've waited for? do we turn, just walk away, never knowing, if it was real something solid, to take to the grave, so I rest ...... knowing our love paid David a/k/a Drkangel6(*_*)

Raver's Manifesto
1. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT 2. PERCEPTION IS EVERYTHING 3. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE 4. AND REPETITION IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS 5. FOLLOW YOUR HEART 6. SETTLE FOR NOTHING BUT THE BEST "YOU DESERVE IT" 7. IT'S ALRIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES JUST SO YOU LEARN FROM IT 8. NOBODY IS PERFECT 9. YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MAN/WOMAN..UNTILL YOU'VE WALKED A MILE IN HIS/HER SHOES 10. TOMORROW ISN'T PROMISED 11. DEFINE NORMAL 12. LIFE CAN SEEM VERY COLD AT TIMES....IT'S UP TO YOU TO WARM IT UP 13. ALL IS VANITY 14. ITS BETTER TO GIVE THEN TO TAKE 15. WHERE DID WE GET THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO HAVE THIS WAR WHEN THERE ARE STARVING AND MEDICALLY ILL PEOPLE IN ALL THE COUNTRIES 16. IS IT ME OR DOES LIFE FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG/MISSING BUT I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT 17. THE KEY TO LIFE IS LOVE 18. IF THE WORLD WAS GONNA END TOMORROW WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 19. DON'T TRY TO BE CONTROLLING INSTEAD BE WISE, UNDERSTANDING,AND FORGIVING "EVERYBODY'S DIFFERENT" 20. WE ARE ALL IN

It's All About Me
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! I was doing just fine. But I get this way right when March comes along. You think of spring as a newness. It hasn't been for me. Yeah, it is about Kitty. My baby sister. GOD! I begin to miss her so much! Why did she have to go like that?! Why? Why did my family have to go through such pain and turmoil. Even goes as far as to missing my own two little girls. Wondering if I will ever see them again. To hold them. But I do miss "Kitty". She will always be missed! I miss you babygirl! Oh man! I know. I'm an ass for not leaving anything. But on the run again. This time of year we are all over the place. I have a hard time sitting still! Hah! It must be the gypsy blood in me. Well, I will try to check in when I can. I'll be on the road for the next few weeks! Where?? I have no idea! Well, sad to say I won't be going to Arizona. I miss my girls terribly though. They will always be in my thoughts. My EX must have put some tracking device on me. He just know

From My Friend
http://fubar.com/user/450514 Archangel@ fubar subject: FROM ARCHANGEL AKA DREW REPOST PLS date: 2008-06-25 22:15:16 DREW WANTS TO SEND OUT A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED HIM IN HIS CONTEST. HE HAD FRIENDS CALLING HIM AND KEEPING HIM UPDATED AND WAS SAD TO NOT BE THERE HELPING WHILE THIS ALL HAPPENED. AND CONSIDERING THE LIST OF PPL THAT WERE IN HIS CONTEST HELPING IS SOOOOO HUGE ITS TOO HARD TO THANK EACH ONE OF YOU WITH A PIMPOUT. SO FROM DREWS MOUTH YOU ALL ROCK AND HE IS GLAD TO CALL EVERYONE OF YOU HIS FRIEND. PS PLS REPOST THIS OFTEN SO ALL HIS FRIENDS GET A CHANCE TO SEE THIS AND KNOW THAT HE IS THINKING OF YOU ALL.

My Sex Sign
Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st

Diy Mum Delivers Her Own Baby
DIY mum delivers her own baby 18Jun08 THIS is DIY to the extreme. Herveys Range woman Elizabeth Hankin was mother, midwife, obstetrician and nurse in one when she delivered her son Lachlan in the front passenger seat of the family car at 9.40pm on Sunday. Her mother Bev Krogdahl was driving her to the hospital down Herveys Range Rd when Lachlan decided he was coming out. "I didn't realise it was happening," Ms Hankin said. "We live on the top of Herveys Range, so when my water broke we phoned the ambulance and said we'd meet them on the road - but we didn't get to the ambulance in time. "He was born in the passenger seat while my mum was driving. "All I can remember is saying to Mum `drive faster'." The do-it-yourself delivery happened between a truck stop and a boarding kennel on Herveys Range Rd. Elizabeth and Michael Hankin have named their baby Lachlan Michael Steven Hankin. Ms Hankin, who already has daughters aged two and four, said she started

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Women are evil A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice complementary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's con

What Do U Say To This
ok im 19 and i have a 5 year old nephew. he has never met his real dad and his mom is married to a peace of shit that does nothing but get drunk and pass out acts like he dont care about anything or anybody but him self and tonight my nephew asked me if i could be his daddy when that came out i about fell out of my set i didnt kno what to say to him i mean i took care of him sence he was 6 months old. im still in shock..........