Well I guess someone's vocabulary is expanding without our knowledge because now his new words to use in his arguments with Traci is "Simpleton" and "Sponge". In their latest fighting installment on Monday night he has progressed into using these new words. I'm pretty certain that it will make his head explode from using such big words. LOL!
I guess he called her sponge and in her words of what he said(I wasn't there at the time) it means to him, "she absorbs material but doesn't comprehend what it means" and the only reason he used "Simpleton"(which is a kinder word for idiot) is because he seen it on Married With Children. I"m really and surely certain he has NO idea what it means. It didn't really bother her being called these, because she was completely boggled by his chosen words this time.
Later that night as she was taking a luxurious bath to rid herself of his assiness, she and I sat there and just laughed our asses off because we made a new joke that we might used on him. I told her all she needs is some leather clothes or tights with "S.S" on them, that way when she screams out her new Superheroine name it will be "Simpleton Sponge"!
We both could not stop laughing and started insulting the hell out of him. I told her I would entitle this new blog, "S.O.S", standing for "Simpleton Or Sponge". LOL!!!!!!
I should also add, that he's having a MAJOR cow over the fact that the last time they had sex was last Tuesday night. I guess in male terms he's as horny as a goat(Baa Baa Black Sheep)LOL! So Traci told him "OMG, well, we haven't had sex in a week, string me up, open my legs and sacrifice me at the slaughter!" She told me this and I rolled on the floor laughing my old fat ass off! I'm still in stitches as I write this. As of now, she's laughing so much her eyes are watering because he's such a flaming idiot.
What is your take on this new hilarious situation?
