A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at
her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. " 'T-G-I-F' means
'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it ?
The man answered, " 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday!'