sometimes I just have to share my pain
Customer.... do you ah sell da a gouda cheese
Me....yes I do
Customer ....where ah da iz it
Me.....over here in the cheese cooler Maam
Customer ... ah how da mooch iz it
Me ... depends on the kind Maam
Customer.... gohkay whoot about dis a piece
Me... 29.15 Maam
Customer ... oh dat very much a price but I a have da bad gas and I a had been told da gouda cheese helps with da gas and it a smells bettter
Me.... *cries*