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I just recently got back home, and a lot has changed !!! It's not Lost Cherry anymore, it's Cherry Tap. They're not "adult" pics, they're "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" (WTF is that?). We have "stash" boxes, salute photos, sticky bulletins, etc. Man, the things you miss when you're on the road. But you can always bank on one thing here. The "rules" when you submit a friend request, especially if you're a man requesting an add on a woman's profile. Of course, there is the obligatory "read my profile first" disclaimer (which I read every profile I visit). Now I know there are a lot of pervs and creeps on here, but damn, didn't know such a big screening process was involved to try and get to know people. Now, I have to be your fan first, rate at least 50 of your pics and comment 25 of em, buy you a CT gift, read your fragmented blogs, vote for you in whatever CT contest you happen to be in today, submit my tax returns for the past 3 years, birth certificate, order my secret decoder ring, then send you a money order for 19.95. And after all of that, what do I get? Access to your "Baby Oil is Fun" folder. Any correspondence? Nope. Any conversation? Nope. But I can see you in all your oily naked glory. Maybe I'm just a weird guy, and actually expect some conversation and connection before being bombarded with the moist twat photos, but that's me. I understand that this is mostly a popularity contest, and I understand that most of you feel that people must "earn" the reward of seeing your private pics, but doesn't actually gettin' to know somebody constitute as "earning" enough trust to show them your physicals? Now don't get me wrong, there are some of the most amazing physical specimens of feminine poultitude I have ever seen (in other words, there are the most bangin' bodied babes on here LOL). But after you've seen a few "finger-fun" photos, or the "let me squeeze my tits together...wondertwin powers, activate, form of SUPERCLEAVAGE" pics, you've seen em all. And I would appreciate you more, if I actually KNEW you. But hey, this is just my opinion......my word ain't law....
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