memawfan me 1st please's blog: "Roommate"

I know that there will always be a few immature males(they don't even rate being called men)out there that think an older large size women is an easy target. Well I would love to be able to slap them up side the head and set them straight. I am not desperate, lonely, or stupid. I don't have time for some idiot to ask me if I want something licked, or poked, or slapped. I don't have time to train some young snot that thinks it is fun to play nasty with the old broad. They don't have the first idea what nasty is. I could have them whimpering and on their knees in less than 5 min if I so choose. And I guarantee they could never survive the total experience. I like my men to have style, grace, maturity,(age is not the deciding factor)even a little talent. And above all a sense of adventure. I have had to block a lot of sniveling little snots lately. Am I asking to much of people to expect something better, or am I just being naive? For the most part the snots have been just a few. Maybe it is just the timing with my bad mood. I just wish I could.......OH the hell with it! My cold and I are going to bed. Night.

Karma has a way of showing up just when you think there is no justice in this world. A recent financial crisis ment I had to actually beg for help with my utility bills. The roommate thinks that nothing concerns him unless it interferes with his computer or tv or his food. His car has been running very bad the last month. Since he spends all his spare cash for take out breakfast and lunch he has no savings. The starter went out last thursday. He doesn't get paid until the next thursday(tomorrow). He offered me gas money to take him to work so he wouldn't lose his job. I need his rent so I get up at 7:30 am to take him to work. We finally get the car towed to the local Firestone shop and find out that they do not use cheap rebuilt parts. The starter will be $153 plus labor and a $75 diagnostic fee. It still needs a tune up but at $373 for just the starter..(and that is the cheap one) the tune up will have to wait for the next pay day. And he is bitching because he doesn't have any money. I still haven't got help paying the light bill....maybe I should let it get shut off so he will get his priorities straight. Like eating breakfast before leaving for work. Taking lunch. NOT! spending $12 to $15 a day for both. Maybe saving his tax refund for emergencies instead of upgrading his computer so he can play flight sim games 18 hours straight on his day off. Maybe trying to help with the utilities instead of paying for the cable and internet first which won't work without electricity......Who am I kidding. He will never be a responsible adult. But the good side is that I can abuse him verbally because he deserves it. And I can get my anger vented with out killing some innocent bystander. Or I could just tell him the next time he whines all day long that he can always move and I will help him pack!!

Well the weather in the central plains will be in turmoil for at least a week. The roommate from hell actually washed some dishes. My friend guilted him into doing it but the results are the same. He washed them!!! EEKKK! Take cover all!!! LOL!