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Rock Paper Scissors
created @ 03/4/2008 09:21 pm
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I understand that how scissors can beat paper and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no f*cking way paper can beat rock, is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors!! why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students? as they take notes in class? ill tell you why because the paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. so when i play, rock, paper, scissors, i always choose rock, then somebody claims to have beaten me with there paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say oh shit! im sorry! i thought paper would protect you. you asshole.
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