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What are you waiting for?
Has the last person you kissed ever taken your shirt off?
yes. Yes she has, and my pants.
Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
*crosses fingers* beats me but itd' be nice.
Do you cry easily?
Only in rage... and murder these days.
Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
Promabably but I can't recall.
Are you excited for anything?
Getting my new computer, seeing my brother in a month, playing coop games with old friends, talking to pretty girls.
Where was your profile picture taken?
In front of my bedroom closet mirror. Self portrait is a bitch.
What should you be doing right now?
I should be compiling a collection of prose and poems, I'm taking a break.
How many tattoos do you have?
Zero... awww... I express myself other ways *pat pat pat*
Do you have any drugs in your bedroom?
... *checks* ... yes. RX painkillers and muscle relaxers.
What is something that can easily kill your mood?
Fat hairy people.
What was the last thing you drank?
Water, from the faucet... gonna die.
Have you ever seen the last person you messaged naked?
No, and that's a damn shame.
Do you want to see somebody right now?
Sure, in the shower too.
Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
I don't believe so.
Have you ever searched for your own house on google earth?
Yeah, it wasn't that cool, and I'm out front grabbing my dick and flipping off some one.
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Well- I did grab my dick and flip someone off.
When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?
I was thinking about showers... hot steamy showers.
Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
*ponders* Now, I'm not entirely sure that the person I fell hardest for was the person I had the most intense relationship with, I'm not fully convinced of who that person is- but for the sake of clarity I hate one for rejecting me and marrying some hometown military dipshit and I hate the other for that AND hitting me, cutting me off from my friends and family, and otherwise being a manipulative psycho.
When was the last time you had a late night phone conversation?
last night.
How many piercings do you have?
Zero.
Will you regret your next kiss?
Probably *shrugs* but I obviously won't care enough not to do it.
Do you ignore people when you're mad or upset with them?
Nah- I headbutt them into submission/being cool with me again.
Are you a forgiving person?
It depends on the person, the earnesty of their apology, and the severity of the issue. ... I'm more inclined to say "no", but that's probably just based on the many, MANY times I've been fucked over for being forgiving.
What are you planning on doing after this?
shit shower and shave, and then dressed, and get my second cup of tea.
What is bothering you right now?
My lack of nudity and steamy showers.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
More than once.
Have you ever had a panic attack?
HAH! ... God... repeatedly, though I think that term is really applicable to a social phenomenon like "the vapors". I had accute social anxiety that was a fear response to over anticipating people's reactions or thoughts. I mean sure "panic attack" works for that, but god I'm tired of the overused blanket term. Fear response works just as well really...
Would you rather have cash or a gift card?
... gift cards are stupid because you can only use them at one place whereas cash is fairly universal.
Would you bang your neighbor?
Yes, yes I would, the college student living with her parents anyway, though I don't think her boyfriend would be cool with that.
In your opinion what is the absolute worst house chore?
Inane surveys.
If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you pick?
Robot.
Do you miss anyone?
I do. Who doesn't?
What woke you up this morning?
alarm clock and a text.
Who is the smartest person you know?
... Me. I'm also still the smartest person you know.
