ROBOT BARTENDER Blog by DOVE
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created on 08/20/2009  |  http://fubar.com/robot-bartender/b306892

 A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool   
he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to        
attention and  asked, "Sir, what will you have?"                                   
                                                                     
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."          
                                                                     
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the  
man had ever had.                                                       
                                                                     
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"                       
                                                                     
The man answered "oh, about 164."                                   
                                                                     
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',     
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',  
etc.......                                                          
                                                                     
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would    
try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot        
clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."                   
                                                                     
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"   
                                                                     
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started    
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to 
expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.                                         
                                                                     
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took  
a  stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??   
                                                                     
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".                    
                                                                     
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,          
 "A-r-e?  y-o-u-r?  p-e-o-p-l-e???  h-a-p-p-y?  w-i-t-h              
O-B-A-M-A????? 

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