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ninjasabby's blog: "jokes"

created on 01/02/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b40267
once inside the bank shortly after midnight, the task of dismentling the security system got underway immediately. the robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. the robbers cracked the first safe combination and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. as recorded on the banks audiotape system one robber said at least we'll have something to eat. the robbers opened up a second safe and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. the process continued until all the safes were opened the found not one pound of sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. instead all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. diappointed the robbers made a quiet exit. each leaving nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortable full stomach. the uncomfortable feeling worsened the next morning when they picked up the morning paper. the news paper headline read:IRELANDS LARGEEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
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