News Correspondent:
Why did you rob Burn My Burgers and give them change back of $300.00?
Prisoner:
Heck ma’am, I wasn’t a robbin’ anybody! I been going there for 15 years and they been forgettin’ to give me my fries with every darn order. I thought it was about high time I be gettin’ my money back…and they call me a “THIEF”!!!