If you are going to bother to rate me or comment READ my Profile First!




JUST BECAUSE I GAVE YOU A 10 DOSE NOT MEAN I WANT YOU AS A FAN! WHAT PART OF DO NOT FAN ME DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?




empty friend requests will be DENYED unless ive already talked to you befor. if you wish to be my friend READ my profile and send me a MESSAGE or comment FIRST!






About THE METAL GURU (me)




Helloz all im The Metal Guru (a nickname given to me by a friend back in highschool) or Marc, I am very blunt, i speak my mind and Very Politiclly INCORRECT Thus not afraid to offend anyone so if something on my profile or something i said offends you, I really don't care...

You Are 90% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

i really Hate talking about myself so ill leave it at this i love grapic design, horror movies, hanging out with friends, going to concerts, i love animals, i have 2 dogs named cindy and my newest puppy Ozzy.

im a nice person, unless pissed off, so feel free to ask me anything ud like ill answer as soon as i can. Lastly I can be your best friend or worst Nightmare....im not hard to get along with...just dont piss me off!









Stuff


1.I do NOT want fans, DO NOT FAN ME


2. I do not give a shit if you rate me


3. you will NEVER see any NSFW pics of me i will NEVER take any.


4. do not ask me to rate you or fan you, i wont.


5. you will never see me use a blast, there a waist of money.


6. all you loosers who are putting up NSFW pics of you or some one who isnt you on your main pic just for attention are fucking PATHETIC! get a life!


7.I do NOT go into lounges, so dont invite me! I HATE CHATROOMS!


8.Dont friend Me unless you plan to keep in touch! if not i really do not want you as a friend so please do me a favor and FUCK OFF!




ABOUT THE SITE AND WHY IM HERE!:




Im on this site for one reason and one reason ONLY that is to make FRIENDS, i couldn't care less about fans. i dont get the whole part of people begging for fans on this site.. not to sound mean but id rather make friends then fans.





Note: If you have notning to say to me stay off my profile, i could give less of a crap if you rate me or my pics im not on here to be rated nor do i wish to take part in your lame rating popularity contest, im here to make FRIENDS! IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PICS OR PROFILE, DONT LOOK AT THEM, GROW THE FUCK UP!



DO NOT friend or fan me unless you plan to accully keep in touch! i dont need a huge friends or fans list of people who dont even bother to talk to me! I will NOT accept a friend request if i havent alteast gotten a comment from you..




I am always happy to make new friends on here...if u give me a 10 or an 11 i will always give u one back, excpt i dont rate ll's..and i only rate people 10s i will not ever rate any one down...rate me down all u want im not going to lower myself to the level of a pathetic downrater...i will just ignor you. and i dont fan people unless ur some one i talk to alot and are a good friend of mine on here and are already on my friends and family... and lastly i read EVERYONES profile, well if they have anything on it that is.....

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Likes:


Animals (espcilly dogs), Grapic Design, Horror movies, METAL music, some rock music, my friends, family, Making new friends and Meeting new people, Reading & learning about Sereal Killers, playing pool even though i suck at it.and some other stuff ill get back to this later when i think of more...




some favorites of mine




Favorite Bands seen live


1.Black Sabbath (the orrignal line up)
2.Alice Cooper
3.Ozzy solo (with zakk wyld on guitar)
4.Judas Priest (with Halford)
5.SLAYER
6.Morbid Angel
7.Satyricon
8.GWAR
9.Behemoth
10.Intestinal Strangulation
11.Suffocation
12.Black Label Society
13.Krisiun
14.Otep
15.SuperJointRitual
16.Celtic Frost
17.1349
18.Leadface




Favorite Comedians


1.George Carlin (RIP, There will NEVER be another!)
2.Lewis Black
3.Jeff Dunham
4. jim breuer
5. Mitch Headberg (RIP)
6. Sam Kinison (RIP)
7. Bill Mahr
8.Billy Connolly




Favorite Movies


1.The Devils Rejects
2. House of 1000 Corpses
3. SAW1,2,3 and 4
4. Hannibal
5. Silence Of The Lambs
6. Hannibal Riseing
7. The Number 23
8.the Hellraiser Series
9.Clerks& Clerks2
10. Any other Kevin smith movie
11.Event Horizen
12.The Butterfly Effect
13.300
14.Grindhouse (probablly the best movies ive seen in Years)
15.1408
16.Psycho(Orrignal Hitchcock, Remakes where total CRAP)
17.ANY Michael Moore movie.
18.THe Nightmare Befor Christmas
19.Madhouse
20.Halloween (zombie Remake and Orrignals)
21.Zodiac (love all movies about sereal killers)
22.Seven
23.Religolus
24.SICKO
25.The Strangers





Favorite Food and stuff


1.RIBS
2.Chinese food
3.Dark Choclate
4.COFFIE
5.Mexican food (not taco bell!)
6.Skittles





Favorite TV shows
1.Family Guy (stewie rules!)
2.The Simpsons
3.Metalacolypse
4.Invader Zim
5.Futurama
6.Riplys Belive it or not
7.Mythbusters
8.South Park
9.The Daily Show with John Stewert
10.Comedy Central Presents (when its a good comedian)
11. Bizzare Foods with Andrew Zimmer






Major Psycotic Fucking HATRED's




Animal Cruilty or cruilty twords women or children, Ignorence, President BUSH and his whole administration of retards, John McCain and Sara Palin, Religion as a whole or anything to do with any god, Most christians because they cant keep their mouths shut and feel the need to preach, Rap, Pop, country, pritty much all new punk, rap rock, the whole wave of this crap known as numetal,EMO the most annoying crap out there or any other music or band that feels the need to wine in their music about how they where dumped and have a broken heart. stupid people who cant appicate or even know what TRUE metal is, oh yes and Attention whores especilly those who feel the need to hurt themselves just to get attention these people are IDIOTS. DRAMA, People who take advantage of my kindness,Racism,SMOKING(Cigarette smoke bugs the hell out of me), Clowns, Rude people who dont seem to care about anyone or anything but themselves.... theres more here too but cant think of anything else so ill add more later...





Bands I CANT STAND
(if this offends any one I DONT CARE)

1.Slipknot (9 retards jumping around on stage screaming is NOT METAL!) (or any other bands these idiots are involved in)




2.H.I.M (Theres no such thing as Love Metal, this band is GAY!)




3. Any rock/rap band (pappa roch, linkin park) its all fucking stupid!




4. pritty much any so called punk band out today, its all a bunch of pop-punk-Emo mtv firendly bullshit!




5.most Hardcore and Metalcore bands...it all sounds the same to me, i dont think Hardcore has any place in Metal music...




6.The White Stripes..The singer has a very annoying voice, cant play guitar worth crap..and the drummer couldent hold a beat if her life depended on it! this band is total crap and very ANNOYING!




7. ANY CHRISTIAN "metal" band...i dont give a crap if your a death metal,black metal or any other type of christian metal band.. Christian bands are gay, NO so called god OR RELIGION has place in METAL (The exceptions to this is Satanism and Paganism seem to work well for metal)!



8.Any band who sings or write songs about how a girl dumped then and how depressed they are (my chemical romance, Puddle of mud ect...) all fucking PATHETIC!