Retirement Planning:
If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
Or with Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines you would have $29.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling refund, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
THEY CALL IT THE "401-KEG PLAN"
