>Retirement is different for everyone...
>
> One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the
>front lawn were six old
> ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual,
>but continued on my way to the
> store.
>
> On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six
>old ladies lying naked on the
> lawn.
>
> This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk
>to the Nursing Home
> Administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your
>front lawn?"
>
> "Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a
>yard sale."
