Okay, heres the deal! I totally want to fuck you, but there is a slight problem with that. Usually after im done licking a woman into a coma, and fucking her brains out, they get addicted, and start following me around. It gets annoying, especially when im hanging out with my son, in which case i have to explain to him why a bunch of crazy ass women are following us. So heres the way i see it. We need to be methodical, and careful, in order for us to pull this off without complications. We will have to space apart said lickings, and said fuckings. Too much of a good thing is bound to have you addicted. So.....while you are making me a sammich, ill walk up behind you, and just fuck you senseless. Nothing too elaborate or overdone. Just blatant beast fucking. Then at another time, ill sneak up to you and lick you into a coma. Once again, nothing too elaborate. Next thing you know, we fall into a rythym that works, and no one gets hurt. Well....unless you count the circus midget that comes into play on the 16th time that i hit it. Well, okay. WAIT!!! What if i come sneak into the fema trailer and fuck you while you are sleeping. Then i get what i want, and you never know i was there....(minus the giant wet spot on the bed and the dried cum on your face) But hey.....stranger things have happened while you were sleeping right? But if we go that route, you would have to make sure that there is plenty of beer stocked up in the fridge, and enough stuff for a sammich on the way out. So, whatcha think? Wanna be my girlfriend?
