Insane MelodyPanda's blog: "JUst stuff"

Rejected but Realistic State Mottos * Alabama Literacy ain't everything, Ya want fries with dat? We Have Electricity At Least We're not Mississippi * Alaska Come, freeze your butt off 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! * Arizona Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds But It's a Dry Heat * Arkansas At least we're not Mississippi Litterasy Ain't Everthing * California Nobody's actually from here Fast reloading lanes available Hey, with this many of us, we can make anything legal As Seen on TV * Colorado Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother * Connecticut Way too close to New York Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character * Delaware Parking for Dupont employees only You'll need a map to find us We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water * Florida Give me your sick, your old, your rich retirees... Senior citizen discounts available Come, enjoy the humidity Ask Us About Our Grandkids * Georgia Home of the Rednecks Gateway to Florida We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism * Hawaii Try our lei-away program Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) * Idaho Ain't nothing here More Than Just Potatoes...Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good * Illinois Land of the voting dead Gateway to Iowa Please Don't Pronounce the "S" * Indiana Home of David Letterman 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free * Iowa It's easy to spell We Do Amazing Things With Corn * Kansas Hayfever capital of the Midwest Dole slept here There's no place like home First Of The Rectangle States * Kentucky Tobacco is a vegetable Gateway to Nashville Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names * Louisiana Swim the beautiful Bayou Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign * Maine We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster For Sale You can spit on Canada from here * Maryland If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It A Thinking Man's Delaware * Massachusetts Taxus Por Un Fortunat Bums Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (for most tax brackets) * Michigan Where cars used to come from First Line of Defense From the Canadians * Minnesota Not Sweden, but we try to act like it 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes * Mississippi Why would you want to come here? Elvis was born here, but heck, even he left Come Feel Better About Your Own State * Missouri Gateway to Kansas Here's mine, Show Me yours We love company Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work * Montana It's where you're wanted Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else * Nebraska Not much to look at, but we sure have a lot of it More corn than Kansas Go to Kansas, turn north Ask About Our State Motto Contest * Nevada More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too) 2 words - Death Valley 3:5 you'll leave broke We have our own nuclear testing Two to one you will come again * New Hampshire Like Old Hampshire, only newer About as exciting as Vermont Go Away and Leave Us Alone * New Jersey Waste not...Send it here instead You Want a ##$%## Motto?? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here!! * New Mexico We have reservations Alien Welcome Center - Roswell Lizards Make Excellent Pets * New York Like we CARE about a motto English spoken here; sometimes You Have the Right to Remain Silent... * North Carolina We're bigger than South Carolina Tobacco is a Vegetable * North Dakota The OTHER South Dakota We Really ARE One of the 50 States! * Ohio Don't judge us by Cleveland Proud polluters of Lake Erie We're easy to spell We Wish We Were In Michigan * Oklahoma I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto Rather Sooner than later We're OK, you're NOT! Like the Play, Only No Singing * Oregon As pretty as California but not as weird You can see the sunset from here Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner * Pennsylvania Free lube job with oil change Freeway On-Ramps - What's That? Cook With Coal * Rhode Island Size ain't everything Nobody famous came from Rhode Island We're Not REALLY An Island * South Carolina Settled by prisoners, what do you expect Just south of North Carolina Where the Civil War is Never Over * South Dakota To rent this space call 1-800-SEE-COWS Closer Than North Dakota * Tennessee To stay here, you'd HAVE to be a Volunteer! A great fixer-upper The Educashun State * Texas See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English) * Utah At least our sheep can't talk Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus * Vermont Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns Yep * Virginia Please don't confuse us with West Virginia! Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? * Washington If we'd meant DC, we'd have said DC, stupid We like our state, so STAY OUT! Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! * Washington, D.C. Seattle is NOT our capital, WE are the CAPITAL! Wanna Be Mayor? * West Virginia Well, it sounded better than Eastern Ohio... One Big Happy Family - Really! * Wisconsin Come Cut Our Cheese Land of funny accents Say "Cheeeese" * Wyoming The nation's best beef cattle. Watch where you step More elk than people, but not much traffic Wynot?