Subject: More Red-neck News
> A North Carolina redneck passed
> > away and left his entire estate in
> > trust for his beloved widow.
> > However, she can't touch it
> > until she turns 14.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Folks in Georgia now go to
> > some movies in groups of
> > 18 or more. They were
> > told 17 and under are not
> > admitted.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > The minimum drinking age in
> > Tennessee has been raised to
> > 32. It seems they want to keep
> > alcohol out of the high schools.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > In Mississippi , reruns of "Hee Haw"
> > are called documentaries.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > How can you tell if a West Virginia
> > redneck is married? There's dried
> > tobacco spit on both sides of his
> > pickup truck.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Tennessee has a new $3,000,000
> > State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a
> > year for a million years.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > Recently, the Governor's Mansion
> > in Little Rock burned down. In fact,
> > it took out the whole trailer park.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > The best thing to ever come out
> > of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > (And my very favorite......)
> > An Alabama State Trooper stopped a
> > pickup truck. He asked the driver,
> > "Got any ID?" The driver said,
> > "Bout what?"
