Subject: Rednecks
Two rednecks from the hills of West Virginia were sitting around talking
one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak
over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was
off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby,would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his
head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would
make us even."
