FREE: Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 neighbor's sneaky dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepard, part stupid dog.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Male. Neutered. Speaks German. Free to good home.
FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Real dirty. Been outside awhile. Better be
a reward.
SNOW BLOWER for sale. Only used on snowy days.
LIVESTOCK FOR SALE: Cows and calves, never bred. Also one gay bull for sale.
FOR SALE: Nordic Track $300. Like new, hardly used, call Chubby.
PRODUCE FOR SALE: Georgia peaches. Great taste! California grown. 89 cents/lb.
FOR SALE: Nice parachute. Excellent condition. Never opened. Used only once.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell Maytag washer and dryer. $300.
OPEN HOUSE: Body Shapers Toning Salon this Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tryout our
new equipment and look over our personal exercise plans! Free coffee and donuts.
FOR SALE: One man/six woman hot tub.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica No longer needed. Got
married last month. Wife knows everything.
