i did not write this but had to sharre it
Reasons Why I Haven’t Responded to your Message
1. You obviously didn’t even try to read my profile
-No, I’m not looking for a males who wants to worship my feet
2. You sent the same message to all of my friends
-We talk. Trust me
3. I actually can’t understand a thing you said
-mbe tlk smtym k?
4. You are a “photographer”. You want to take nude “pictures” of me.
-All your photos were taken with your phone
5. You sent a one word message
-sup…
6. Your profile pic is of your penis
-And it’s not very impressive
7. You mentioned your mother/children/pet goldfish
-I have all the daddy issues I’ll ever need, thank you
8. I have a bad feeling about you
-Also your only interest is “ax murdering”
9. You are in my town for one night only and want to meet up
-Refer back to #2
10. You want to blank my blank with your blank until it gets all blanky
-Go blank yourself
11. You want me to teach your girlfriend/wife/victim to be a kinky hot bi chick
-“Expecto patronus!”
12. I legitimately lost your message in all the crap I receive
-Refer to #1-11