Need a rundown on the next Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin? From beauty queen to McSame, er, McCain's sad excuse for a VP running mate in a relatively short period of time. Governance experience: Considering only her stint as mayor of a mid-level Alaskan town and then the state's governor (a role she pretty much stumbled into), that's about it! Otherwise, here's this. And many conservatives (including apparently Mittens and Paw-Pawlenty) aren't very happy about it.
http://firedoglake.com/2008/08/29/palintology/
As for my streamroller of a campaign, I believe my running mate will hail from Hawaii or some other distant American territory. Perhaps Guam! And I shall release my acceptance speech shortly, a dazzlingly bold vision of the future.