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Morning Poem I woke early one morning The Earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay That slowly all my troubles Began to slip away He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun It seemed his very trilling Brought up the morning sun I stirred beneath the covers Crept slowly out of bed Then gently shut the window And crushed his fucking head. I'm not a morning person. Ha ha ha ha ;)
Scientists in my home state of Wisconsin, have made a new discovery, although not conclusive yet. They have discovered that fast food, in rats, is like drugs. Therefore, people eating this food, are victims of addiction instead of just not ordering the super sized meal 4 times a day. So basically, fat people can't help bein fat, it's not thier fault. Oh wait, I don't eat fast food and I am overwieght........Hmmmmmm, could it be other fucking reasons? Maybe it is not addiction after all. Just maybe I need some goddamn excersize! I'm done.

Close-minded

Where.........in this time of prosparity in the human race, did we lose sight of the ability to be open-minded? I ask this in light of the book burnings, and now the threat of removal of books from the list of assignments in English class. There is one school, I shall not name, that is under the consideration of removing Farenhiet 451 from it's list of reading, and even it's bookshelves. It was assigned to be read and reports to be done. One girl didn't like it, so the school kindly gave her another assignment. Her father, obviously wiser in years, is pushing the issue to remove it because, it talks about burning the bible, and bad talks the lord and savior. I remember not liking the books I read in school, and I failed each one I didn't read. Hell we never got any supplemented reading because we disliked them. So........first thing........it is fiction. A representation of what it could be like if things were different that someone just made up in thier own freaking mind. Second thing........so what if it talks about burning the bible? Burning the bible is everyone's right, just like burning Harry Potter, or that tree in my nieghbor's yard that drops leaves in my yard all year. Get over it, it's called freedom of speach and expression. And lastly........so it talks bad about the god you worship. I worship pussy and when people say sex is wrong and eating pussy is gross, I don't sue them or punch them in the face or take away any of thier rights. I smile, lick some pussy, and feel that much better about myself later. If ya really going to let a fictional book bother you, and if your god is real............he don't want you then. Trust me, he probably made those warts on your ass appear on purpose you close-minded, neo-nazi, sunken-headed, piece of left-over taco shit. Damn.........if ya read this and hate it.........fuck you. But feel free to express you don't like it. Your opinions are your own, it is a freedom........enjoy it, I do.

Women

Yup, I got ya attention just by posting this as "women" didn't I? Ha ha ha, well it is my subject so bear with me. First, I congradulate the women I have met on LC. Yes, I have met many, and those I talk to I am glad to know. I bring this up as I sit here thinking about a stripper I met that wants some of my massuse services. I guess she was impressed with my hand abilities. Funny how she does not answer her phone now. Ya know, next time she sees me, I bet the questions shall arise. Why didn't I call? Why didn't we hook up? I personally would rather chat with a few certain women on LC than go meet this broad. And ya'll know who ya are. If ya don't know, ask me. Anyway, felt like rambling and no one to ramble too right now, since I talked to one person before typin this. Hope to chat with yas sonn. LAter.

Reality Distorted

As I wander the many pages on pages of LC, every so often I see something that never ceases to amaze me. I come across a profile with pics of a certain porn star or internet model, being portrayed as thier own. And in every one of these pics, at least 30 men have so blindly clicked, commented, and know none the wiser. To those that do this with thier profiles, I find you sad, deceptive, and even downright pathetic. Yes, I suppose it is sad that I would recognize these porn stars, but here again I am not decieving anyone. I obviously like porn. I may not be a model, well.............in the Ugatan I might be cuz I am not starving, but I post my pics of me, write on my page as me, and coment to others as me. I don't sugar coat it to hook ya in, then let the true colors show. Last thing anyone needs is to think I am some hot male model that is from the south with the best personallity. Fuck all that. I am direct, honest, and a gentleman.........but seriously, I am a model. Ha ha ha haha. Later all.
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