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Real Friends
created @ 01/25/2010 09:52 am
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Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have...

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my a$$ off!!

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU
can feel the true warmth.


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