frogs eat flys
cats go meow
dogs go bark
birds fly into windows
flys fly
and know for some more stupid shit
frogs should fly why think about birds can hop
people say frog legs taste like chicken so if you spent youre whole eating frog legs would chicken taste like frog legs
why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets
what happens if you turn youre headlights and youre driving the speed of light
if nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan
this is what happens when I get bored lets spell words backwords now
dad = dad
mom = mom
pop = pop
devil = lived
evil = live
sorry = yrros
suck = kcus
help oh god please help I think the mustard is after me I might get some stains on my shirt but at the same time mustard is my friend and hes after me
a list of words for drunk
lets get the obvious one out of the way drunk
plastered
smashed
hammered
wasted
lite
and many many more
if you managed to get this far no you cant have youre life back it now belongs to my blog HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
see how evil(evil backwards one more live) I am and in real life the bad guys win assholes HA HA HA HA hey get away from my pie or I will stab you can you belive I am a college studunt me neither( but they keep adding shit I dont need greedy bastards) bet you thought I was done 2 lines ago didnt you sucker numbers suck
