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Blitz's blog: "Company Lay Off"

created on 05/22/2009  |  http://fubar.com/company-lay-off/b296419

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This is so COLD but typical of today's big business!

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM, at a very large office complex. Almost all the employees were present. (approx. 5,000 people).

As per their past fire-drill practices, the entire office was quickly evacuated in under 3 minutes, and all employees gathered outside the complex in designated areas waiting for further instructions.

Before long, the fire drill officer made the following broadcast over their loud-speaker system:

"My dear colleagues ... It is with my most sincere regret, that I have been asked to announce that for many of you, this will be your last evacuation drill with us.

Due to the on-going recession and a bad business climate, the company is laying off almost 50% of its staff.

So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building, and if your swipe-card does not work, then it means that you have been laid off.

You will not be allowed inside, and all your personal belongings will be sent to you by courier, tomorrow.

The company is using this innovative, approach because we do not want to choke our email system with lay-off notices and farewell messages going out by the thousands.

We also wish to avoid any fighting inside the offices and any security issues that my arise.

We hope you have had a rewarding career with us.....Now please move back into the building...and good luck!!

Be on the lookout for fire drills and don't leave your purse or wallet at your desk, with car & house keys.

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