I work for a computer company. the stories i here. So a couple years ago we are sitting in the office about 5:30 making a little irish coffee. we just closed, no big deal right. well some goof forgot to turn off the phone system. It rings and this guy named jason hits the speaker button. Hello ______ Computing. Can i help you? This old lady comes on and says (this is no joke) "Yes, My foot pedal won't work." This chick was actually trying to step on her mouse. So as you can see I deal with substandard intellect on an average day. I guess this is why I doubt the human race. So I used to be into the club scene until I got married then I kinda settled down. So anyway know my wife is wanting to try clubbing so I guess I'm going to go a couple times this year. I kinda miss it. I like a good stiff drink but I live in a dry county. For those of you above tha mason dixon line who ain't never heard of a dry county. That is where you can't sell alcohol in an entire county. So I have to drive 30 miles just to buy a beer. It sucks. But there can be a limited number of private clubs in a dry county so I guess thatz why I liked to go so much. That and all the noise and blacklights. It'z a good atmosphere. I also like to meet new pople. I'm hoping to make some new friends from northeast arkansas as well as around the nation. I love comedy. Laughter is the high point of my otherwise bland exisitence. I'm an outdoors type person and I'm energetic. Well I'm going to quit rambling for now and maybe start next time with an intellegent thought.
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