1. Is anyone mad at you?
If not then my entire life has been pointless hasn’t it?
2. Who's the last person you kissed?
There was a no name agreement between us so no one could feel guilty later
3. Who's the first person you'd call if you won the lottery?
Well I’ have to call the lotto people so I could make sure that I actually won something
4. Do you have a fishtank in your house?
Nope not enough oxygen flows through afraid the boy will suffocate so I stick with cages
5. What's your ring tone?
Who is calling me?
6. Do you delete people from your friends list when you're mad at them?
Are we adults here folks?
7. What colour is your pillowcase?
Do you mean before the blood?
8. Nearest green object to you?
Hehehe, my neighbor
9. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Well now who say sI am even wearing a shirt, wait is that you at my window?
10. Who do you trust the most?
Who has the gun?
11. What colour is your phone?
What ever color you want it to be if you are buying
12. What's on your tv?
A screen
13. Do you forgive people easily?
Sure once they are dead no need to hold a grudge
14. What did you do today?
If I told you I would have to kill you
15. Last person to InstantMessage you?
Who knew hookers could IM?
16. Last person to comment you?
Heheh, that was a rude thing to ask really
17. Who do you text the most?
Do you get texts from me? The nit is none of your damn business
18. Could you find an umbrella in your house if you needed one?
Nah no need for an umbrella I just skin cats and use their pelts
19. Last song you heard?
. . . I think you can do much better than me, after all the lies that I made you believe, the guilt kicks in and I start to see . . .
20. Want any tattoos you don't have?
Why would I want ones that I already have?
21. Are you wearing a belt?
Are you carrying a brain?
22. Do you play the lottery?
How else can I accomplish number 3 if I didn’t?
23. Last text in your inbox?
I finally talked 2 Tina *Judy*
24. Last thing you broke?
They are still searching for me dammit
25. Do you smoke?
Yes I am smoking . . .
26. Last present you received?
10% off coupon for that hooker
27. Anything on you hurt?
Yeah my sanity
28. Have you taken down your Christmas decorations?
What decorations?
29. Song lyrics right now?
See question number 19
30. Ever do something really awful to someone?
My awful or yours?
31. Last thing you ate?
Haven’t I been clear enough about the hooker yet, do ya need pictures
32. Fave colour?
Blah
33. Anyone in the room with you?
Just all th imaginary friends that don’t like you
34. Miss anyone?
Nah I know where the body is hidden
35. Know someone that's lying to you?
Worthless bastasrds
36. Asda, Tesco or Morrisons?
Que?
37. Gold or Silver?
Platinum
39. Anything you wish you were doing right now?
Killing you and putting humanity out of it’s misery
40. Talking to anyone right now?
Define anyone
41. Last thing you bought?
The aforementioned hooker
42. Who's birthday is next?
Is that a hint for a gift cuz I don’t do hints
