ShellyLei FE to Beefy's blog: "random"

created on 08/27/2007 | http://fubar.com/random/b121042

posted on 03/02/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;01:03&nbs-08:00;pm

CHERRY BOMBING!~!!
http://fubar.com/cherry-bombing/b121042-982627

AUTO 11'S ON TOMORROW.. ALONG WITH THREE CHERRY BOMBS!!!! IF YOU WANT TO BE SURE AND BE CHERRYBOMBED THEN YOU NEED TO ASK ME TO BE ADDED TO MY FAMILY... I HAVE 36 PLACES... THOSE IN MY FAMILY WILL BE BOMBED FIRST.... SO IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED I AM TAKING PEOPLE ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVE... SO PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME TODAY SO I CAN ADD YOU FOR TOMORROW.... WITH LOVE, DEVILS ADVOCATE, ~SHELLY~ Devil's Advocate ~JAK'S FU-WIFEY!! ~Tom'S SUNSHINE~John's SexyButt~

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posted on 02/21/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;01:02&nbs-08:00;pm

to damn funny
http://fubar.com/to-damn-funny/b121042-977025

SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now-go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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posted on 02/03/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;03:02&nbs-08:00;pm

V-DAY DATE
http://fubar.com/v-day-date/b121042-965976

I NEED A VALETINES DATE!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY ME ANYTHING AND I AM GOING TO SPOIL YOU!!!! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SELL ME ON YOUR BEST DATE IDEA!!! IT'S THAT SIMPLE!!! JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW AND COMMENT YOUR IDEA! IF I PICK YOU ... SPOILED YOU SHALL BE!!

OHHHHHHHH AND WHILE YOU ARE THERE... FAN, RATE, AND ADD SARGE!! Sarge's Bad Girls

@ fubar THERE IS ALSO SEVERAL OTHER BAD GIRLS NEEDING DATES .. LUV THEM TOO!!! WITH LOVE, DEVILS ADVOCATE, ~SHELLY~ Devil's Advocate ~JAK'S FU-WIFEY!! ~Tom'S SUNSHINE~John's SexyButt~

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posted on 02/02/2009&nbs-08:00;@&nbs-08:00;10:02&nbs-08:00;am

VALENTINE DATE
http://fubar.com/valentine-date/b121042-965259

PIC RATES .. AND A SWEET SURPRISE... GIVE ME YOUR BEST DATE IDEA.... JUST CLICK THIS PIC

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posted on 09/20/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;09:09&nbs-07:00;pm

Own me?
http://fubar.com/own-me/b121042-879852

I'm Up for Auction!!! Come Bid On me~ XoXoX~ click either pic to bid :}

thanks love always, shelly

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posted on 08/22/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;05:08&nbs-07:00;pm

CAPTION THIS THREE ROUND TWO RULES
http://fubar.com/caption-this-three-round-two-rules/b121042-862116

THE RULES.... 1. NO DRAMA!! 2. NO CHEATING!! 3. SELF PROMOTING AND BOMBING A MUST! 4.MIN. COMMENTS FOR EACH PRIZE LEVEL... 1ST NEEDS @LEAST 21,000 COMMENTS 2ND NEED @LEAST 16,500 COMMENTS 3RD NEEDS @LEAST 11,500 COMMENTS YOU HAVE 10 DAYS FROM SUNDAY @ 11 AM TO WED. SEPT 3 @ 11AM THE TOP THREE FINISHERS WIN ... FIRST IS : 30 DAY BLAST OR 70 CREDIT BLING PACK SECOND IS: 1 MONTH VIP OR 25 CREDIT BLING PACK OR A 7 DAY BLAST THIRD IS: 3 DAY BLAST OR 12 CREDIT BLING PACK AND 100K AND A BONUS PERSON WITH MOST RATES RECEIVES A 10 CREDIT BLING FROM ME!! ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO SHOUT ME~ THANKS AGAIN SHELLY~

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posted on 08/19/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:08&nbs-07:00;pm

caption this 3
http://fubar.com/caption-this-3/b121042-859597

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! ~YUPP CAPTION THIS III~ THE RULES... ROUND ONE THREE DAYS TO ENTER A CAPTION. YOU MUST!!!! RATE, COMMENT THE PIC, AND SEND THE CAPTION TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE!! THERE WILL BE 5 JUDGES! THEY WILL JUDGE ON A SCALE OF 1-10 1= BOOO 10= LMAO! The Judges: FU-KING~JAK

@ fubar fullsailnate

@ fubar ~Tom~

@ fubar Sarge's Bad Girls

@ fubar and myself THE TOP 10 GO ON TO ROUND 2 ROUND TWO WILL BE BOMBING! RATE= 3PTS. COMMENTS= 1 THE PRIZES HAVE BEEN UPPED THIS TIME AS I WANT TO DISCIPLE!!!! WILL BE THREE PLACES PAID THIS TIME! 1ST. 30 DAY BLAST OR 70 CREDIT BLING PACK MIN. 21,000 COMMENTS 2ND. 1 MONTH VIP OR 25 CREDIT BLING PACK OR A 7 DAY BLAST MIN. 16,500 COMMENTS 3RD. 3 DAY BLAST OR 12 CREDIT BLING PACK AND 100K MIN. 11,500 COMMENTS ROUND TWO WILL LAST 10 DAYS!! OK NOW FOR YOUR PIC..... CLICK AND CAPTION THIS!!!! WITH OODLES OF LOVE, SHELL

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posted on 07/26/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;10:07&nbs-07:00;am

Caption This2 round2
http://fubar.com/caption-this2-round2/b121042-844513

WE HAVE OUR ROUND TWO FINALISTS~ THE OBJECT OF THIS ROUND IS TO COME OUT ON TOP WITH THE MOST POINTS(RATES WORTH 3 AND COMMENTS WORTH 1) FIRST PRIZE IS:LEVEL 1 BLING PACK OR 3DAY BLAST,100,000 FU BUX AND A 3 CREDIT BLING SECOND PRIZE IS:ONE DAY BLAST,50,000 FU BUX AND A 2 CREDIT BLING THIS WILL RUN FROM SAT. JULY 26 @ NOON EST. UNTIL SAT. AUG. 2 @NOON EST. NOW FOR OUR CONTESTANTS.. PICK YOUR FAV. AND HELP EM WIN!!!! THERE THEY ARE!!! NOW GO LOVE AND THANK THE JUDGES AGAIN IF NOT FOR THEM YOU WOULD NOT BE HERE!!! ~Tom~

@ fubar fullsailnate

@ fubar ~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~Fu Owned By SARCASTK1

@ fubar FU-KING~JAK

@ fubar AND ME YOUR HOSTESS!!! LOVE ALWAYS, SHELL~ ~Devil's Advocate~ ♥John's Wifey~Mikey's Lil Shelly FuFu~JAK's Spoiled Girl~

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posted on 07/19/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;04:07&nbs-07:00;pm

Caption This2
http://fubar.com/caption-this2/b121042-839793

WELL HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! ~CAPTION THIS 2~ SIMPLE! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME UP WITH A CLEVER CAPTION FOR THE PIC BELOW!! GO TO MY PAGE RATE IT, LEAVE A COMMENT WITH YOUR CAPTION,AND PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR CAPTION!(YOU MUST DO BOTH OR IT DOES NOT COUNT) THE RULES OF THE GAME!! 1.THIS IS ROUND ONE THE TOP 10 SCORING CAPTIONS WILL GO ON TO ROUND 2 2.ROUND TWO WILL RUN FOR 7 DAYS... RATES AND COMMENTS WILL PICK THE WINNERS... RATE ARE WORTH 3 POINTS AND COMMENTS 1... 3.NO DRAMA.. CAUGHT CHEATING YOU ARE OUT!! THE 5 JUDGES WILL RATE ALL CAPTIONS FROM 1-10 TEN BEING THE HIGHEST... THE TOP 10 HIGH SCORING CONTESTENTS WILL GO TO ROUND TWO! YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO ENTER... 1ST PRIZE: LEVEL 1 BLING PACK OR 3DAY BLAST,100,000 FU BUX AND A 3 CREDIT BLING 2ND PRIZE: ONE DAY BLAST,50,000 FU BUX AND A 2 CREDIT BLING THE JUDGES ARE: FU-KING~JAK

@ fubar ~Tom~

@ fubar fullsailnate

@ fubar ~♡~Thcknluvit~♡~Sarge's Bad Girls~♡~

@ fubar AND ME! P.S. PLEASE FAN, RATE, AND ADD THEM .. THEY ARE DONATING THEIR TIME!! WITH LOVE AS ALWAYS, SHELL ~Devil's Advocate~ ♥John's Wifey~Mikey's Lil Shelly FuFu~JAK's Spoiled Girl~

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posted on 07/15/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;11:07&nbs-07:00;am

back to his same old bs
http://fubar.com/back-to-his-same-old-bs/b121042-836284

☠Azriel¢â☠ owner of ¢¾ Alana aka 'Kitty ¢¾DJ for Diablo's Den

@ fubar LADIES BEWARE!!!! AZRIEL IS BACK AND HE IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS!!! AS WE ALL KNOW... HE BID ON ME AWHILE AGO FOR A HAPPY HOUR AND A 30DAY BLAST! NEVER PAID... NOW HE IS OFFERING YOU A HAPPY HOUR FOR 1 MILLION FU BUX!! JUST A WARNING GET YOUR HAPPY HOUR FIRST AS HE TOLD ME AND A FEW OTHERS HE IS BROKE AND HAS NO JOB!! I AM TIRED OF HIS LYING!! SO I AM WARNING YOU ALL!! P.S. LADIES IF HE IS TELLING YOU HE LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU.... JOIN THE CLUB LOL!! AND THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK! THIS IS FACTS AND PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!! ☠Azriel™☠ owner of ♥ Alana aka 'Kitty ♥DJ for Diablo's Den

@ fubar WARNED WITH LOVE, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE... AKA SHELLY~