Last night I fell asleep on the couch in my living room and apparently left the TV on while I slept and this morning I was awoken by the sound of a bleating of a cow as if it was shot in the face and was waiting to die.. But as I opened my eyes I found out that it was just Rosie O’Donnell and her cackling hen posse known as the women of The View. We all know that Rosie has been in the news lately about a bunch of different things, from her feud with the Donald, to her fight with depression. This morning she had the nerve to say stuff about how prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are being tortured to give confessions and how it “hurts their civil liberties.” I was so pissed off about this that I actually decided to write a letter to ABC (the company that produces the view and airs it) and to Rosie herself. Before I get to send it off I thought I’d let you read it on here.
Dear Rosie,
I’m writing this to tell you how much I hate your guts. Now I personally don’t know you and I doubt that you’d would because I’m male, but that’s besides the point.
I’m writing this letter to tell you that I think you were extremely wrong about what you said about the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay ,Cuba. The people who are imprisoned there have proven in the past to have ties with terrorists and I think you are wrong to say that we impede on their civil liberties by extracting information that we need to possibly stop another terrorist act on this country. I know that you are a New Yorker, and if you want another 9/11, then I guess we should give these people who’ve conspired to kill Americans all over the world such liberties as free speech while in prison, which is something we don’t even do to our own prisoners. Besides, most of the people in prison there wouldn’t even have the ability to speak their minds in their own country because of their lack of liberties, and you complain about it. I think you better check out your facts before you open your mouth.
You also compared Gitmo to Abu Graib in Iraq. Now I don’t know if you came to that comparison while doing an imitation of a giant Brazilian Lesbian Fruit Bat hanging upside down, but Abu Graib was an isolated incident. Granted what they did was not in military decorum, but I bet it sure was fun. I bet you can’t tell me that you and Kelly don’t run around in black hoods in the bedroom, where you tuck your package away between your legs like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.
Look, I know you have depression. But as someone who knows the symptoms of that disease, you are doing the wrong thing by lashing out at people who you think are inferior to the all mighty liberal lesbian agenda you have in mind. Personally I think you need to visit a psychologist who can help you with the depression and stop taking it out on people such as Donald Trump.
Like my grandmother once told me, “ If you don’t like what’s going on, just leave.” Rosie, the express train is coming.. I suggest you take it.. One man to another, I think it’s heading to Iraq and here’s your first class ticket…
Someone who hopes you actually read the first amendment..
BD.
P.S. I did Kelly before you did… She gives good head, but you know that already…
