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I feel like I'm venting a lot lately but holy crap, these jerks won't leave me alone. Now I have created an album especially for them... has a few guys already there. Two of which have made comments on a friend of mine's page! (I'm in an auction there.) I know I shouldn't let these guys get to me but their behavior is really bothering me. Thank God they don't know me IRL or I might even be scared.
Wish there was a way to get the worst of the worst flat out banned from here. :(
So I block the assholes and I blog... but its the guys that should be reading my blogs that I can guarantee you never will. So what if I have cleavge shots and pics of me in my undies? That doesn't mean I'm not still a human with feelings. I still deserve respect.
You want a girl with no self esteem that doesn't care what you say to her? You've come to the wrong page. I'm NOT gonna have cyber sex, phone sex, webcam, etc. So DO NOT message me telling me all about your big dick or what you would do to me if given the chance. That is just pathetic.
The fucktards sure are out and busy today! Really, they're just annoyances that the lovely ignore feature was designed for. So instead of me bitching out each of these losers, I'm just gonna vent here instead.
1. I'm sick of the "you're beautiful, I'd love to see more" comments. I don't really care what you would like to see. I have plenty of pics available for your viewing pleasure. If they aren't what you're looking for, move on and find someone who has what you are looking for. That comment isn't gonna make me tell you "OMG really??? Then please, look at these nudes of me right now!"
2. I don't "trade pics" asshole. I can easily see a naked man in REAL LIFE that looks SO much better than you do. I'm not even gonna entertain this offer. You're the only one benefiting from it and I think you should keep your dick pics to yourself.
3. Don't ask me to comment and rate a bunch of your pics. If I want to, I will. But don't demand it. I know you would like me to - everyone enjoys getting rates and comments. But only losers have to beg for people to rate them.
4. I'm not gonna email you or IM you. Ever. So don't PM me your email address in hopes I will one day. If I want it, I will ask for it. What pisses me off even more is when you send it to me regularly. Obviously, if I have yet to message you yet, I NEVER WILL.
5. I don't care what you would like to do to me or have me to do you. Keep it to yourself. Really. That's just gross.
6. Don't hate if I supposedly "ignore" you for a couple days. I'm a single mom and a nurse. I have a LIFE. I know that is SUCH a foreign concept to you but I assure you, a life is a wonderful thing to have. You should really look into getting one.
7. I appreciate the blings, gifts, etc that everyone gives me but DO NOT think for one second that just because you got me one bling 2 months ago, you own me.
8. I don't get points for you rating my NSFW pics so don't act like you just did me a huge favor by doing so. I don't owe you a damn thing.
9. I hate beggars. If I wanted you to be in my family or buy you bling or whatever, I will do so. I don't mind if your status is asking for a special bling but don't PM me asking me to buy it for you unless you're willing to send me the bling credits to do it.
10. STOP ASKING ME THE SIZE OF MY BREASTS. That's none of your damn business. Neither is what positions I like, what turns me on, if I'm shaved, etc. FUCK YOU. Those are some pretty damn personal questions and you are a CREEP just for asking. Stop being such a pathetic loser and get the fuck off my page if you don't understand how you should and should not talk to a woman.
If you're on Twitter, come follow me (joylyne563) and I will follow you too! Just signed up and want some followers!
This creep is stalking the "recent photos by friends" page to watch for NSFW pics. Then he screenshots them and saves them. Fuck you asshole.
[url]http://fubar.com/user/1706382[/url]
He's coming to my inbox making a jerk of himself, even telling me he can see it and "thank you!" His status is now thanking us ladies for the free preview! What a prick. Then calls me a bitch in his reply to my stuatus comment to him?
Assholes like him are what ruins fubar. This shit he is pulling is fucked up and you know fubar isn't gonna do crap about it.
And yes, I blocked his pathetic ass.
Seems like I get a lot of requests for salutes and honestly, I DO NOT have the time to make them for everyone who asks. I'm a very busy person and I know ya'll expect something for free around here but that's not gonna happen. And no, trading "sexy" salutes will not work. I don't need them or get off on them, although I do appreciate any salutes done for me.
So you want to know what you need to do to get a salute from me? Well, here it is:
1 totally PG-rated salute (yes, I will be wearing a shirt, so don't ask for me to be in a bra or something else): 5 credit bling
about 5 sexy salutes, in my bra and topless, but without nipples showing (just check my salutes made for others album): 35 bling credits (may be made up of bling packs and blings)
about 10 topless salutes (you have to be in my family for these - sorry! and that alone requires a 25 credit bling pack): 65 credit bling pack AND 20 credits of bling ;)
You want more? Okay, let's negotiate, but THIS is my starting point.
You think I'm asking too much? Oh well. There are guys willing to do this so you may go find another girl willing to do it for free. Just know that it won't be me.
I'm sorry if anyone here thinks I'm being a bitch or greedy but salutes DO take time and (the topless ones especially) are PERSONAL. My breasts don't need to be seen by every single person that asks.
So.... if you're STILL interested in a salute... then please PM me. If you're just gonna bash me for this, kindly remove yourself from my friends list.
I totally didn't think I'd have this problem... 5 or 6 guys in one week. Now I'm gonna blog about it because I think its annoying BS.
So, boys, do you really think I will jump at the chance to be your girlfriend because you were so kind to send me a one line message asking me to be your girlfriend???? How crazy are you??? And why in the world would you think any sane woman would ever say yes?
I think its very sad that there are some very lonely men on here that think any woman here would love to date them. You obviously aren't getting the hint and I am learning that no matter what I say or do, you are too stupid to get it through your head.
But I'll try anyway... you're a loser. Why are you looking on here for a girlfriend? You don't even try to get to know me or anything. Just see my picture and boom! I get a PM asking me to be yours. Um... you live far away. You're weird. And I don't need to date a man I've never met anyway,
Get a life.
I deal with this same crap every Monday and I am getting sick of it. So for those of you who continue to do so, I will just direct you to this blog.
I don't come to fubar to have you harass me
I work EVERY Saturday and Sunday 17-18 hour shifts.
Before and after work, I try to rate as many people as I can, especially while I have a VIP. So basically, anyone who I see in my bar tab or friend requests. I get as many of you as I possibly can.
At work, I can PM a little bit but that's all, and that's not always a guarantee. If you sent me a gift, I will mostly wait until Monday to respond to you so I can return the favor.
So for you to get mad at me, saying I "ignored" you all weekend, how I'm a bitch for not responding to your PM, how I must be ungrateful for your attention because I haven't visited your page.... THIS IS FOR YOU.
My work comes first, not fubar. How can you possibly not understand that unless you have truly made fubar your life? When I come back to let's just say 50 messages, it TAKES TIME to go through them and respond to everyone. Don't get your panties in a twist because you weren't the first person I responded to. Stop questioning me about what my activities are because YOU ARE NOT MY MAN.
Seriously, I love my friends and fans on here. Most of you are freakin awesome. And you know I try hard to respond to you, send gifts, etc when I'm able to. And thank you for understanding. But to those of you who have this crazy need to be responded to immediately and throw a hissy fit when I can't immediately write you back, kindly delete yourself from my page if you are unable to comprehend a woman having a LIFE outside fubar.
Thank you
Hey ya'll :)
Just wanted to say... If you want to talk to me regularly or be in my family, you MUST have a salute. Just gotta know that its really you on the other end. So... if you're real, I know this won't be an issue.
Muah!
And a little shameless self promotion since you're already here.... Go here to rate me please for a contest:http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=262812&albumid=1927607&i=2163979934&idx=6
For whatever reason, I get asked for this more than anything else. Well, I don't just hand it out to anyone who asks. I'd have too many random people messaging me and I would have no clue who they were. Or, they would probably looking for cybersex and well... I don't think so.
So my most recent status is: Ok, fine. You REALLY want my yahoo ID? Well, I want a HH with Auto 11s. So there.
Maybe that will help you all realize that I'm not just gonna give it to you. You say its my loss? Okay, I can live with that. You think I'm asking too much? Move on to the next girl who will just give it out.
I'm here to make friends and have fun and I can chat just fine with PMs. And SB is family only and yes, it will be just as tough for you to get into my family, so please, don't ask. No, I don't want to trade pics so you can be in my family.
Pissed off? Okay. Delete yourself from my friends lisr. And have a wonderful day. :D
