YOU TELL ME TO GO TO HELL, BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I OWN IT. I'LL SEE YOU UPON YOUR ARRIVAL, ENJOY YOUR TRIP, MOTHERFUCKER!!! -- VAMPIRESS
IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE AND FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S LIFE IS GIVING THEM VODKA AND HAVE A PARTY. -- RON WHITE
WISDOM-MY BROTHER HAD 2 KIDNEY STONES BUT HE WISDOM BOTH OUT. -- JEFF FOXWORTHY
LETTER CARRIER-IF SHE'S GONNA PACK ALL THAT STUFF, I SAY HELL LETTER CARRIER OWN LUGGAGE. -- JEFF FOXWORTHY
ALL WE EVER DO IS TALK, WE LIKE TO RIDE BUT NEVER WALK, WE MAKE IT SO DAMN EASY, WE GET BORED, WHY CAN'T ANYBODY SEE, WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU IS BAD FOR ME, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SILLYWORLD, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SILLYWORLD NO MORE.(2ND CHORUS) -- STONE SOUR-SILLYWORLD