Delete me Im out's blog: "Random Musing #1"

I'm here to address a forest of plaques that state, "There's nothing as precious as a friend." I've had encounters with the beast that will stick with me 'til the end. They'll approach you when you're unaware, or vulnerable, Or in despair; Like when you're home, alone at night. They'll slither in Asking you questions about your life. "F" is for the forceps I need to get the truth out of your mouth. "R" is for how you raped me, and it felt good. "I - E" stands for example, taking the only thing I care about in the whole world and saying it's yours. "N - D" stands for now I'm independent. And when they've got you in a trance, they'll take What you've got through their hypnotic glance, But if you're strong, and don't give in, their coiled embrace will break. They're such a friend. "F" is for all the faces that you own (Hint: more than one). "R" is for what a really, really, really big coward you are. "I - E" stands for example being disgustingly nice to my face, then going out and speaking ill of me behind my back. "N - D" stand for now dammit, that's a friend. You thought I'd be easy prey, but I am too well-armed. You thought you could take what's me, But I caught you off-guard

You have a sexual IQ of 152



When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Let's see...it's messier than usual. Umbrella, a baseball jersey, CDs, roll of paper towels, raw almonds, flip flops...that may be it. 2. What was the last thing you threw up? Thanksgiving dinner. 3. What's your favorite curse word? Fucktard. 3. Menthol or regular cigarettes? Regular. 4. What is your favorite episode of Friends? The one where Monica & Tom Selleck break up. Stupid bitch. No one puts Magnum in a corner! 5. Does anyone have any blackmail on you? Probably. There goes my bid for the senate. 6. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be? Bono, every time. 7. Have you been to a strip club? Club, no. But I've seen the Chippendales. 8. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? No. 9. Are you wearing socks right now? Yes. 10. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet Orange Soda. Nectar of the gods. 11. What are you wearing right now? Yoga pants, jogbra, t-shirt, zip-up hoodie, baseball cap, socks & sneakers. 12. Last food you ate? Mmmmm...chocolate. 13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Not for myself, but I bought a hat for my friend's fiance for Christmas. 14. When is the last time you ran? The last time I was at the beach...October I think? 15. What was the last sporting event you watched? Caps/Penguins game that's on now. I hate the Penguins. 16. Last movie you saw? The Weather Man. 17. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace? Either Nyk or Gary. 18. Ever go to camp? Yes. 19. Were you an honor roll student in school? Yes. 20. Do you like sushi? I try to, really I do. But I have yet to find any that likes me. 21. Do you have a tan? Yes, getting there. I have bulb lines too. Boo-hiss! :-( 22. How old do you want to be when you have kids? I don't want kids. 23. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Yes. Little known fact about me: I often carry straws with me because I don't like it when ice hits my teeth. 24. What is your age? 30. Thanks, needed the reminder. 25. Are you someone's best friend? I'm everybody's best friend. And worst nightmare. I go both ways. 26. What are your siblings' middle names? Duke & Douglas. 27. Where is your dad right now? Probably at home sleeping. 28. What was the last thing you said? "Maybe I'll just take this with me." 29. What color is your watch? I have a few but rarely wear them. 30. What do you think of when you think of Australia? Steve Irwin. 31. Ever ridden on a roller coaster? Yes. 32. Favorite gemstones? Diamonds, baby! 33. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I try not to eat fast food. 35. What is your favorite number? It's all about the 32. 36. Do you have a dog? Yes, 2. 37. What happened to you in 1993? I graduated high school. 38. I REMOVED THIS QUESTION B/C IT WAS GAY! (Thanks Laura) 39. Does your first memory involve your dad? I don't know that I have a "first" memory...I have lots of old memories but I couldn't tell you which came first. 40. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Goin through the big D and don't mean Dallas. 41. Do you like watching a bonfire? Yes. 42. Are you allergic to anything? Not that I know of. I tell people I'm allergic to carrots, but really I just hate them. 43. Favorite shoes that you wear all the time? Lately I'm loving some new boots. OH, and my brown sketchers sneaker/shoe things. They rawk. 44. What is one thing you've learned about relationships? They're hard work. 45. Are you jealous of anyone? No. 46. Is anyone jealous of you? You're all jealous. All of you! 47. Do you ever take medication to fall asleep? I take xanax when I'm having a "must control fist of death" day. 48. What cd is in your stereo? In the truck: Willie Nelson, Metallica, Josh Turner, Dave Matthews, Los Lonely Boys and a disc of hymns, I think. In the house: Harry Connick Jr. 49. Do you own any band t-shirts? Yes. Several AC/DC, KISS, Willie Nelson, Beatles. I used to have all of the metal/hair bands back in the day. 50. Do you do your own dishes? Yes. 51. Would you date anyone covered in tattoos? I will take this a step further...I have loved men who were covered in tattoos. 52. How did you get your scars? My biggest one was from a freak accident as a kid. I fell and an L shaped piece of metal went into my leg, now, 44 stitches later, I have an L shaped scar. Most recent: I fell into a mud puddle and skinned my knee. This was in like September. I fall a lot.

The Monday Survey 1. If you were to find out you were pregnant/ had gotten someone pregnant tomorrow, how would you feel? First off, I'd wonder why God picked me for the second coming of Christ. Then I'd think "But I haven't even paid off MY college education yet!" 2. Do you trust your friends? My CLOSE friends, yes. 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love? Without a doubt. 4.Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Yes. We don't always know what the reason IS, particularly right away, but everything happens for a reason. 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship? Lying and cheating. Most people would say abuse, but I can handle myself in a scuffle. 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you? Not sure...John maybe? He's pretty tidy and doesn't annoy me. 7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status? Yes. Most of my family is like that, so I have plenty of practice. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's ass about status. 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Why or why not? Falling, no. Not being caught, yes. 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day? Yes. 10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new guy/girl? No. My friends are my friends. Now if I were in a serious relationship with someone, and they had a valid issue with one of my friends, I'd do my best to work around it. But just stop talking to them because I've got a new love interest? NO. 11. Name one person from your friends list that you could call to come to your rescue if you got a flat tire. This is not a popularity contest. I can change my own tires (I wouldn't, but I could). However, I'd feel comfortable calling anyone on my "family" list for help. 12. From your friends list, who can you call in the middle of the night if you need to talk? Again, family list. 13. What qualities do you find most attractive in the opposite/same sex? Physically: smile, eyes, hands, legs/ass, shoulders, etc, etc... I like it all. Personality: sense of humor, honesty, sarcasm, loyalty, etc. 14. Fill in the blank. I would NEVER..... Swim with sharks. 15. What is your number one priority in life? I'm simple, I just want to be happy and to have a good time with people I care about. 17. When you get married, for the first time or again, what would you do? Grab a jacket because hell froze over. Well, I might consider getting married again, but he'd have to be one hell of a guy. 18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Smack with a brick. Straight to the temple. 19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would want to see sitting next to you when you wake up?: Bono. Chris Meloni. Matthew McConaughey. George Clooney. 20. How many kids do you want to have? Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. I love kids, but they're not in the cards for me. 22. What was the strangest thing that happened to you today? Nothing really strange has happened yet. I'm sure something will. 23. What was the best part of your day? Since the BEST part of my day hasn't come yet (and it may not, who knows?), my favorite part has been coffee time on the deck this morning. 24. What was the worst part of your day? It's all good. Getting a wall slammed in my face, not so great, but it's all good. 25. Quote of the day? "I thought only pansies wore neckties." "See? Now I thought only assholes used the word pansy." 26. What are you doing now? Um, this survey?

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Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.

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