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According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The most common fantasy is oral sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8% of us have regular anal sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 56% of men have had sex at work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 29% of us are virgins when we marry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 58% like dirty talk during sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22% rent porno flicks at least once. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Penis Facts * -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average length when erect: 5.1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Average # of erections during the night: 9 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strange...But True...Sex Related Laws -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered at all times. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.