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Random? acts of stupidity

This will prolly be an on running thing I keep adding too beings shit seems to happen all the time. I'll just start with the more recent. I figure two things might come out of this. First someone might get a laugh. Second someone might realize they are a dumbass and might become aware of what they are doing in public. HA! SUV Driver Ya know a good buddy said to the effect that "people lose IQ points when they drive an SUV" and I always agreed. And here's further proof. I went yesterday (10/04/07) to K-mart for some good ole toothpaste. Should have been a very easy trip. Well as I'm progressing through the parking lot I've got some broad driving a Lincoln Navigator coming at me. (shared throughway) I moved further to the right, near as I could to the parked cars. Which wasn't good enough for this fucking cunt. She still had to swerve around me, and I think she was trying to bitch me out but I couldn't tell, I was hypnotized by the rolls of chins slapping up and down. Rather annoyed I had had the window up I FINALLY made it to a parking spot and guess who shows up behind me, none other than cow-bitch. Before the thing could moo I asked if she had "come to suck me off to make up for being such an ingnorant cunt" to which there was sadly no reply, she seemed to jam a hoove to the gas pedal like I had actually insulted her. Now honestly how is it possible to insult stupid people? Outside of being told "hey, dats is mean, I dun like da-at" what other defense is there? UPS Package Delivery Those that know me know the work that I've done. For the rest I worked for a start up manufacturing place for several years and most of my time there was spent over the distribution side of things. I learned to have a deep down hate for UPS. From salesmen to drivers to tech support even my account rep. they were all a fucking joke and then one day I was finally able to pack their shit up and ship it back to them. Gratefully. It was just another day, I was doing something or other on the computer. I was chatting with Anna and Boston I think. There was nothing remarkable about the day. Then the door bell rang. I didn't rush to answer it, what did I care? I wasn't expecting anyone and nothing was due to arrive so fuck it they can wait til I finished what I was doing. A couple minutes later I finally open the door and slightly annoyed that I'm seeing the storm door was being held open and there is a UPS driver with a box in hand and he asks "is this #A?" Now guess what folks, there is a 2" x 2" letter on my condo door and it is not a fucking "A". There wasn't anything to say. I just closed and locked the door. There is nothing that can be done to help a case of stupid like that. Suburban Driver I've talked a lot of shit about how bad drivers are the further North through UT ya get. Well some good and some bad here. The bad is the meat of the story so we'll start there. Pulled up to a stop light facing East on hwy 193 when I look to my left (west) a full size suburban (the monster mormon mover) whips out from behind a car hauling ass. Well the ignorant fuck now has a problem, for the next couple hundred feet as they are coming right at me they are bouncing from side to side and between both east bound lanes trying to get all four wheels back on the ground. Sitting directly in front of me (facing west) waiting to turn left (south) is some poor bastard in a 90's Saturn. I can't imagine what he's thinking but just seconds before the ass in the suburban hits the intersection (in the lane the saturn is in no less) this guy in the saturn high centers himself on the island to his right. I have to give it up to the suburban driver, he didn't actually roll the damn thing. Just east of the intersection he got all four wheels back on the ground.
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