1. What is your name?
BILL
2. How old are you?
26
3. What are you doing right now?
WATCHING NINJA WARRIOR BIOTCH!!!
4. What is to your right?
THE MURPHY.
5. Do you hold the door open for the person behind you?
SOMETIMES.
6. Where were you an hour ago?
SHOWERING.
7. Where will you be a year from now?
IN YOUR FACE!!
8.How many bedrooms in your house?
6
9. Ever built anything with your hands?
DO JENGA TOWERS COUNT??
10. What kind of car do you own?
1996 FORD EXPLORER CURRENTLY.
11. Where is your favorite place to go?
I LIKE TO DIVE INTO THE GYPSY.
12.What's the deal with your haircut?
HIGH AND TIGHT, WITH WICKED SIDEBURNS.
13. What is to your left?
FIRE PLACE SHIT.
14. Who was your last text message from?
THE SMACK MADAME.
15. Are you in school?
SCHOOL OF LIFE.....LAME I KNOW.
16. loudest thing you hear right now?
NINJA WARRIOR!!!!!!
17. last road you were on?
WETHERILL, NOT WEATHER HILL!!!!
18. On any medication?
INSULIN, LISINOPRIL, ACEIPHEX, LIPITOR, HYDROSOMETHING SOMETHINGSOMETHING, LARTHONE, AND ASPIRING TO DEAL WITH THE BULLSHIT OF ALL THE FUCKING PILLS I HAVE TO TAKE.
19. What kind of computer are you on?
ONE THAT CAN EAT YOUR FIRST BORN.
20. What color is your hair?
BLACK HAT COLORED.
21. last thing you drank?
TAMPICO PUNCH AND WATER.
22. What time is it?
7:02 PM.
23. Last movie you watched?
PUSHING TIN.
24. Last movie you saw in theaters?
GRINDHOUSE!!!!
25. Do you have a crush on anybody right now?
FEW PEOPLE, BUT FUCK IT....
26. Last person you friended on facebook?
FACEBOOK SOUNDS CHILD ON A MILK CARTON CREEPY....
27. Last thing you opened?
BACKDOOR TO LET IN THE MURPHY AND THE MOLLY.
28. If you had to kiss anybody on your myspace friends who would it be?
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A HAD TO THING, I GOT SOME CUTE CHICKS ON MY FRIENDS LIST.
29. what are you wearing?
SHORTS AND MY BLACK HAT AND A PIRATE PATCH. ARGH.
LAST ONE!!!!!!!!!(lets do it a little different)
30. Make up your own question and answer it!
HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT?
DAMN SKIPPY I HAVE, HE'S A JIG DANCING SON OF BITCH!!
