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Saturdays Edition Of "Ragdoll Rants" Current mood:determined

My rants this week involve my pants....My shorts my thongs and anything else that wraps itself around my hips...men excluded! It doesnt fit. Not a damn thing. I got on the scale yesterday morning. Ive dropped 60 lbs this past year. 40 of it now since July 9th. Staggering to me! Ive lost a preschooler in weight! Im now with 20 lbs of what Doctors and Metropolitan Life Insurance standards say I should weigh to be classified as within normal and acceptable standards for weight for someone 5 ft 5 inches tall. Believe me I am happy about this, but the drawback is that I have to get new clothes. Especially the underwear department. There is nothing more disgusting than putting on the under-roos and having then fall down around your ankles while wearing pants or shorts... When doing laundry, i think..."How in God's name did Grandma's Bloomers get into my pile?"..then I realize oh chit! Nope those are mine....Its time to do something. I just have to smile...I can finally shop at Victoria's Secret!...then remember no I cant yet the light bill is due, so I am faced with going Commando...nah I dont feel that sexy yet, maybe desperate enough..but not daring enough, especially since it was in the 30's this morning. I just cant bring myself to having frost on the Va-jay-jay just yet or worse...steaming from the nether regions like a manhole cover on a city street... Oops can va-jay-jay and manhole cover be used together in a sentence with out it sounding sexual? I dont know, you decide...! Have a great Saturday all... Ill be out looking for new Manhole Coverings... ~Ragdoll~ P.S. Derby Practice went great..I didnt fall! Thats 2 weeks in a row! Woo- freaking Hoo! Im building and practicing speed and my new skates should be in by monday! Now the pads..gotta get elbow and knee pads...then a brain protector! The gals are so Awesome. I cannot believe how incredible these women are! Go..."Rockford Rage" !!!!!!