OK here's the deal...
I'm in Radio X Show's Gold Medal Auction! All you have to do is click on the picture below and leave a comment with your bid, and you could be my owner! I'm even considering doing an NSFW salute to the winning bidder!
You can bid fubucks, bling packs, VIPs, Happy hours...whatever your heart desires!
Gawd, I hate pimping myself out...LMMFAO!
But yeah, bid on me, please?