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My parents taught me about RELIGION - "Ay, pídele a Dios que yo no te coja." My parents taught me about ANTICIPATION - ¡Deja que lleguemos a la casa coño!" My parents taught me about my ROOTS - "Mal-agradecido, cuando yo era chiquita no tenía nada!" My parents taught me about LOGIC - ¿Cómo que por qué? ¡Porque Si!" My parents taught me about INSPIRATION- "Si llegas con malas notas te voy a hacer comer la chancleta" My parents taught me about WISDOM- Tú crees que te lo sabes todo y no sabes ni limpiarte el fondillo!" My Mother taught me about CONFUSION - "Me cago en la Madre que te parió!" (Wait…isn't that her?) My Mother tuaght me about MAGIC- " somehow when running away from a chancleta i hid in back of a wall and the chancleta made a 45 degree turn and still hit me upside my head! ¡Que vivan los Padres Boriqua!!!!
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