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I wanted to remind everyone this fourth of July of the true meaning of the holiday. While you're barbecuing and relaxing with friends, just remember that we, as Americans, have a rich heritage of drinking, blowing stuff up, and shooting guns in the air. It was this day in 1776 that Christopher Columbos drunkenly set foot on new soil, shot in the air, and blew some stuff up, thus giving this great country it's humble beginnings.
So wether you're enjoying a paid holiday, arguing with your friends over who threw in more on bottle rockets, or cursing under you're breath all day because you have to work, be sure to pause and show your patriotism by making something explode or have a hole in it.
