The Weather Man's blog: "What I've Learned"

The dumber the man, the louder he talks.
If you drink good teguila and only good teguila, and are disciplined enough not to think, 'Why, a glass of red wine would taste nice right now', you will not be hungover in the morning.
And water. Lots of water
Lesbians make the best breakfasts.
When you talk about golf, you run the danger of everyone in the room, and especially all the women, thinking - no, being fairly certain - that you are an asshole.
Nothing good has ever been done ironically.
One morning at breakfast in Austin, Lyle Lovett's girlfriend, got up from the table, and as she did, Lyle rose from his chair. Lance Armstrong was also at the table, and he asked Lyle about his gesture. Lyle said this: "When you look like I do, you need every advantage you can get." I think that applies to us all.
Bill Murray is one of the very few things we can all agree on.
The most intellectually satisfying pop song ever written is "Everyday I Write the Book."
It's hard to look good in a photo when all the other people in the photo are taller and/or thinner than you are.
What humans can achieve when they're not sidetracked by religion or political ambition is simply breathtaking. I saw a thing on TV once about the U.S. woman's Olympic softball team. As a hitting exercise, their coach wrote numbers on tennis balls and fired them out of a pitching machine at them at seventy or eighty miles an hour and told the players to yell out what numbers were on the ball just before they made contact with them. It took a couple of weeks, but eventually they could do it.
And pole-vaulting. That's just amazing.
The best thing anyone ever said to me was, "Lovell, you're easy to underestimate."
My dad used to look at me when I was a little kid and say, "Doug, sometimes I wonder about you." He always said it with a smile on his face. That might have been the best thing anyone ever said to me.
Very little good comes from looking back longingly.
There is nothing wrong with a barbeque in the park that a pinata can't fix.
You can't live off of yesterday's orgasms.
If you must keep a journal for purposes of sanity, adopt an illegible hand.
The best lovers are poets in the sack.
Most Greeks have never visited the Parthenon. Most French people rarely look at the Eiffel Tower. How many New Yorkers have actually visited the Statue of Liberty? Everyone wants to enter someone else's monument. That's why men will never stop cheating on their wives.
Nobody hates war more than a soldier.
I'm a realist. Whether the glass is half empty or half full, eventually it will need to be cleaned.
Nothing in life is more underrated than a good nap.
There are two types of people in this world, and one of them puts ketchup on their eggs.
Smokers always have something to do.
If a woman says her friend is pretty, she's fat. If a woman says her friend is hot, she's hot.
If you want to get to know someone, lend them money.
Everything before the "butt" is bullshit.