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SherryliciousMmmmm's blog: "Jokes"

created on 02/11/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b54316

PSYCHO PICK-UP LINES

* "Wanna swap meds?" * "Can I buy you a spatula?" * "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?" * "Your crawlspace or mine?" * "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters." * "May I lick your forehead?" * "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? " * "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep." * "What's your favorite flavor of wood?" * "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"
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