Okay, long story but funny....try and keep up!
1.) One night I am out and about. A buddy of mine is like, "hey, call this girl, she won't answer when I call her." I am like, "ok." She doesn't answer. Didn't call back, didn't push the issue just told him she didn't answer.
2.) The next week, like 5 days later, I get a phone call from some wierd 360 number. Washington huh? I usually have people's names entered in my phone from Washington. "Hello," I say. "Who is this," says a female voice. Instantly, I am like, "Who the hell are you? You called me!" She says her name and I totally draw a blank. Then it hits me. It's that girl my buddy asked me to call like almost a week ago! I tell her who I am and that my buddy, whom she knows, wanted me to call her for him. She's gets it and that is the end of that conversation. I barely remember her but from what I did remember, she was extremely rude, hence I didn't stick around to listen to her anymore. I hung up.
3.) Later that night, there I am at 4:00AM sleeping. Just like the majority of the world on the West coast. Ring, Ring, Ring....my phone is going off! I am thinking either someone is in trouble or hurt because nobody calls me that late. I answer it and it's some guy asking for somebody I've never heard of. Half awake, I tell him he's got the wrong number. He tells me some chick at the club gave him the number. "Sucks to be you," I say and CLICK. Back to bed.
4.) Not fifteen minutes later, RING, RING, RING. I am now awake. Pissed at this point. I answer the way anyone would after being woken up at 4:00AM. Now it's a girl. The same girl from earlier that day! She says, "Who is this? This number was in my phone and I don't know who this is." I reply, "Look, we had this conversation earlier remember. I am a friend of one of your friends, a week ago at the club, he wanted me to call you. Any of this ring a bell as we had this SAME conversation like 10 hours ago?!" She gives me a little attitude and I hang up on her. At this point I am just pissed. Almost ready to call my buddy and be like, "dude, you need to get your girls under control!" But instead I roll over, begin my payback plot and fall asleep.
5.) That next day I began drawing up my plan to give her a taste of her own medicine. I am thinking of getting a girl friend of mine to call her at 4:00AM, on some other day, perferablly a week or so later, and begin questioning her on why she was calling her man at 4:00AM?! How perfect would that be?! Then in about 20 mins later have a guy call, with a heavy lisp, ask her why she was calling his man at 4:00AM?! I chuckle to myself as I plot the whole thing out. I run it by some friends and they think it's just hilarious.
6.) Must have been over a week later I hang out with my buddy who started the whole thing. I tell him about my story and my idea and is totally down! He thinks it is hilarious. The night progressess and luckily we party until 2:00AM and I stay at his house. Right around 4:30AM, I get the feeling that I need to call somebody. First on my list of calls is her. It rings, rings, and then she picks up. In my best female voice, which at that hour I'm sure was pretty poor, I begin railing her on why she is calling my man at 4:00AM and who the hell are you? It was hilarious. She hung up. Great, just time to make another call. The guy who called, yep he was next. I hit him up and got the answering machine. I then filled his voicemail with why you callin my man messages! It was great. I probably did a better job with that voice than the female attempt. Oh, I know! What a better idea than to call the girl back again?! So I do! Amazingly enough she answers again! What a dumb chick?! I bust into her again and she replies with, "why are you calling me? I have babies you know?" I had to hang up as I felt bad for a split second and then laughed it off!
7.) So, here I sit over a week after that event my phone rings this eveing at about 5:30PM. I am already on the phone with my dad so I don't answer, especially since I don't recognize the 360 number. But it didn't look like the other girls number. I figured if they really wanted to talk to me they would leave a message. They didn't so I didn't sweat it. Then I got to think that it may be a girl I met out in the club and it might behove me to call it back. No answer, no name on the voicemail. Oh well.
8.) I then write to my buddy from the beginning and ask him if that girls number is 360-xxx-xxxx because I just got a random call from some chick? He says no, it's not her number. About an hour and a half later, he calls me and tells me some funny stuff!
9.) He says that he called the number. It kinda threw me, I mean why would he call, is he going to get me in trouble. But it worked out GREAT! The chick answers and passes the phone quickly to a friend of hers. This girl then begins asking why he is calling that number. He's says, "who is this?!" It is the 4:00AM phone call girl! They both realize they are talking to each other and she is insistent on knowing why he called that number. He says, "because you keep on calling my boy Joe, what the hell?" I guess she used the same excuse of wanting to know who that number in her phone belonged to. "What did he call you at like 4:00AM totally out of the blue? Did it wake you up? Were you mad? Was he rude and did it only make things worse," he asked her. He said she totally fell for it and said, "YES!" Quickly he threw it right back in her face with, "oh yeah, well I guess he was just returning the favor?! Why don't you just leave him along, he didn't do anything to do from the very beginning?! Why are you being so psycho?!" I about pissed myself I laughed so hard when he told me that! It couldn't have come around full circle better than that!
The trouble I get into! Sometimes I feel like I attract the most random, wierd people in one way or another!
